#assassination
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I am chad
at most the balls
No matter how many times I hit it, he never dies….
ok so notes for tonight:
Silky c
send CDs on pull and as soon as they come up thereafter
Queen
hold DM p2 and blast boss to skip 2nd ring
kyveza
avoid all dashes
am i stupid?
target dummy too powerful you get it to 0 and he just full heals
No?
no?
Instead:
just be lucky and don’t get hit by any mechanic
yes
big
Proc hard, proc often, get pumping king
thx rogue discord ur the best ❤️
But yea u was just messing sounds good
well, for court maybe not like insantly thereafter
No YOU are the best
a bit of what now?
say that again?
I think you can slam on cd until 6 min deathmark
I need 100% of available brain power to keep DsM going through phases in silken court
Taken
for the dispels right
cause boss basically dies after that
yeah
Whispyr what race is your rogue again
generally yes but it kinda depends cause tanks also have insane healing/mitigation on their own
also fight dependant a little cause some fights the tanks get shit on
some fights they don't
some fights only one of them does
I made my rogue dwarf cuz
My issue was surely not rotational and I needed 2% more crit damage
I think I go female lightforged draenei next patch
not sure yet
thinking about it
I think lightforged draenei insanely based
Draenei sadly have 1 fatal flaw, hooves
yeh
also a major plus
Fair
I’m gob
the hooves are a bit of a reason why I'm on the fence
it's also why I'll never play troll
Goblins are cool
YOUR back toe is so fucking ugly
but just knowing it's there
No shoes is kinda bad transmog
makes me upset
i think in terms of appearance i prefer human then elves,night or void,i dont mind rly
If I had to chose another race I’d go Kul
Human bis, void elf 2nd bis, night elf 3rd
Female Kul to be precise
kultiran is the sugar daddy u always missed
have you seen goblin stealth animation tho? it's bis
or sugar momma
Dwarf surely has to be the best
A sugar mommy in this scenario ig
Elf is sick
Cartoonish ass sneaking my beloved
Dwarf
dwarf is gigachad territory

Or wait they are from the sea
Salt mommy?
not about appearance
I mean appearance on dwarf can be sick imo
Yes
💀
The only short race should be vulpera idk
ive seen some cool stuff on dwarves but its limited
Dwarf is medium
Human bis you what
clearly gnomes 
I might main my night elf rogue next patch, the heritage armor amedrasill version is so good looking
Vulpera feels right to be tiny
But seeing a dwarf face but it’s 3 feet tall with platform shoes
Nah
Feels wrong
All the furr races are completely unplayable
vulpera makes me cringe idk why and dwarv isnt for appearance rly
dwarf stopped being a chad race when all the M+ andys started to play it
Agree
there is also a point here as well,its just a racial thats super strong,thats all
at this point i see a dwarf and think "yep, that guy complains about invites on reddit"
I fucking love worgen so much
That’s me with every nelf rogue
Troll is objectively the best race y'all are jealous of my camheeltoe
darkflight+sprint is just hilarious
is it a big gain? nah
is it fun af to run around with almost 150% MS? fuck yeha
I see nelf rogue and im like the dude is either 85 years old or he’s calling me slurs in his group chat because I told him stealths aren’t a gazillion dps
Isn't there that trinket that scales with movespeed? Secret tech?
I think you can identify which is which easily
darlflight is the worgen racial
hey so quick question
Yes?
and they made it stack with other MS increases
Male night elf = first , female second
so darkflight+sprint has you go zoooooooom
Just walking through town? Pretty hard idk
Yeah so darkflight + sprint + the ms scaling trinket = brrrrrrrr
can someone explain to me how the top parse for Mythic Ovinax did over 1 mill more than the next highest?
bro, you are too outlaw brained
In Dragonflight I was just standing there at the fountain and some nelf walked past and I thought old guy

Male night elf players are either 15 or 55 no inbetween
I don't even like outlaw 
happy to help
Big infest :)
Yeh
channels and roles=>change ur colour
im over here wondering how tf thats even possible
you think top parses are good and ethical gameplay?
nah thats wild

well i just didnt think you could get that many parasites infested
I set it to this cause combat but yeh I probably should I get a lot of grief on here for it 
bro never saw us on the first 40pulls
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
here i thought me doing 2.7m was a good log with a 6:04 kill time
we reached p3 once, and the RL said "allright you killed 297 parasites"
turns out these people are just better
going yellow on this sacred channel is like putting a huge mark on urself ''yeah im the one suffering from adhd''
Tryan hello can you explain why at 4:52.029 this rank 1 log pressed fan of knives without a clear the witnesses proc? Is it worth? Also he has 350 more crit than me, do I change my gems? And last question sorry I also saw he played follow the blood instead of momentum of despair, is that better for sikran?
nah, just thought cus iirc, that "sprint for more dmg" trinket thing was something the yahtzee pirates did on tww launch
oh thankfully I wouldn't know
although I suspect there'll probably be a boss next tier I'll have to go sub for, feel like I've gotten away without being forced into that spec for too long now
please no
please
i dont want this responsibility
its too much
are you sure you dont want me to update the AI slop that Echo sponsors?
It’s fine you just gotta rewrite the bis list and tier section cause nothing else changed and it’ll take you maybe 3 hours and they’ll pay you less than minimum wage because method isn’t making money and doesn’t get clicks on their guides to offset the costs
lmao
I wish I was joking
No because that’s bad SEO
youre a guy that speaks your mind
You know how much we argued with archon about the wording on their website
i dont
and honestly
do i even want to know?
yo but on a real note
when are we getting rid of bosses parrying us
Literally munching on my apples rn
when you start standing behind them
gimme some
Not really but I’m gonna share it anyway
The original text for this
tell that to me when im behind Ansureks ass and she still parries me
get a 2nd rogue thats sub and plays trickster
i got you
Now it’s “most popular”
bruh
that bunda tho I'd let that parry me any day
Same with this being “most recommended”
No
Because they wanted to slap “best” onto everything for the SEO because big word much click
rude
I cut slices like 5 hours ago
But that’s not accurate to what they’re doing
They still good cause I kept them sealed
ok but what is the best build bud
@balmy condor is iron wire good to run in high keys? Also tricks is good right
But “most popular” doesn’t encourage SEO as much as “best”
And so we went round and round
Was like an on and off discussion for 3+ weeks
sorry what is SEO
Search engine optimization
The words you gotta use in your guides to make google recommend your website more
iron wire is good but better if you use it appropriately, tricks is ok but blackjack can be super strong
I hate the modern day
Yeye ik I was taking the piss haha
People ask that a ton when they can look at the guide
oh didn't see it was you that asked
hahah
LMAO
X)
Guess my stealth is just that good
Tbh I remember one Tuesday afternoon I was sat just with
“Sim it”
Ready
Because people just post their vault
id have that on control v just replying to every single one
im pretty sure that if you bring up iron wire in whispyrs presence, his pulse goes up by atleast 10
Its why wowhead for example has the guide separated out into all the pages, why bis lists still exist even though every theorycrafter with a brain wants to get away from bis lists, and why it feels like every guide has 35 titles
make it 20 if restealths being important are involved
Then when someone posts a pic and says
“I simmed but I’m still deciding”
I look like the fool
Because I already said “sim it”
After they posted
oh cause all the separate pages can come up separately as results, people still search for BiS, etc
its like how people hate the word "moist", he hates iron wire
nasty tinny word
just so it comes up more often
is what im hearing
Correct
that seems counterproductive
Wait why does he hate IW
Well it’s not
not to making money
Is it cause it does no damage
which is the ultimate idea
just hate how everything is driven by bottom lines these days
you mean whispyr? he doesnt hate it afaik
am old man shouting at clouds
its just funny that each patch or even month, the view on IW changes in the m+ community
Not only do we do it, we have a team at wowhead whose entire job is coming up with ways to make our pages show up higher on search results
Most big online companies do
goes from "best talent ever, we need restealth and double vanish to solo silence every mob", to "we have a prot pala and kicks, iron wire is overrated and i need that extra 0.5% dmg"
Tbh I run IW sometime but I NEED to get into the habit of KSing more things
Not kissing, KSing
wowhead adding 1 page to class guides per tier
Hell I need to get into the habit of kicking more too
soon we hvae one page per talent
are you playing outlaw that you press killing spree?
?
Kidney shot
kidney shit
Fuck off fat fingers

Shut up
aight got a bit of anger out of you, thats what i wanted 
No it’s Zack not you ahah
good enough
He saw it x)
what i do
he is also outlaw

zac, when are you gonna be yellow again
i remember you from the green zac times, now you colorless
And why is he French
winnie the pooh
Tbh I like the shade of red on my name
when they add back acro
Everyone does it, wowhead just already has a large market share so we’re able to fragment the pages to get clicks. Other pages like maxroll don’t have the luxury of doing that so they need to stick to 1 page, but like in maxrolls case, they flood that one page with as much SEO junk as humanly possible to push it as hard as they humanly can. It’s how icyveins started as well, and now icyveins fragmented too
Bright pink is hot
Such is the cycle of life
Omg I see it now
so no more color for you 
What’s in yours murlockp
yep
unfortunate
dunno, random pumpkin guy i found on google
who writes for Icyviens? Is it you aswell?
(like how you remember the times where it was Murloc without P)
Assa is seli, sub is eleem, outlaw is seli
ahhh
Yea haha
Those long Tuesday mornings
i remember my cursedloc times 
Now it’s gonna be long Wednesday afternoons
Sounds like people who optimize towards most theoretical dps at the expense of success chance.
For websites, google wanted to show good results. They chose characteristics that a good website has (T1, 2 titles, many links and linkbacks etc). People converted that into thinking that a good website is a website that scores well.
Same thing with performance. Someone realized that good players also deal a lot of damage. So it became a prime KPI. And people based on that exposure gets converted into thinking that a good player is someone that scores well
Btw
Idk if I told you mur
But new Wednesday timetable sucks
Raid is on 7s wed
Uni is 10-5
Train I can get is usually at 5:47
i get to the station near home at like 6:38
arrive home barely on time at 7 assuming no delays or traffic
that sounds hard
also trains being on time is not something i trust much 
i never had such an early raid start tho, mine always started at 7:30 or 8
still sucks, but ye
My raid starts at 6 cause fuck the US
Most guilds end up being east coast, so they’re 3 hours ahead of me
So they’re like oh we raid at 9
Tbh if I leave lesson like
5 or 6 min early
I can just get the 5:17 train instead
And have time to make a quick beans on toast or smth pre raid night
man am i glad i dont live in the us
thats the most UK thing i have heard in quite a while 
with cheese on right??
Actually been super happy with my body lately
Getting back into a workout routine
Been eating much healthier for a few months
No longer a fat degenerate wow player
Now just a degenerate wow player
I mean
Beans on toast
Quick to make
Tasty
Haven’t had cheese on it in a while
YOURE WRONG
I just usually have beans and toast
bro I took 6 months to go from 105kg to 90 and then went back up to 100 over the 2 weeks of christmas
ey as long as it works out for you and yo uare happy, thats all thats needed
destined to be fat forever
@final star BEANS ON TOAST ALERT BEANS ON TOAST ALERT
hi... im toast... wanna be beans
missing out bro
Mood
Yea like
christmas is hard to not eat much, im lucky to be blessed with a body that never gets fat
You are so lonely bro
I hate people like you
I cut chocolate, sweets and crisps completely out of my diet since last September
Only time I’ve eaten chocolate was when parents got me some for Christmas
well i also go bouldering like 2-3 times a week, 3-4 hours 
One takeaway a month
“Your kind”
he's one of the good ones
Taken out a lot of red meat and greasy foods and added in more fruit and veg
Fr
its actually incredible. i think since new years holidays ive met with my friends once and that was to watch a movie. i need to get the fuck out
I play tennis or football 3+ times a week, don't eat badly at all and only just lose weight
actual joke
You have friends outside of Grim batol? Are they in your head?
grim batol has been timed on 17. we are no longer friends and we will never see each other again
Tbh
Real talk
I’m sorta a lonely person by choice irl
Like
I go to uni, I love talking but
I just focus 101% on my study at uni
Like the other student I talk to the most, I don’t even know their name
and your body doesnt turn everything into muscles, that sounds rough

When 18
i dont like 18
it all goes to my belly and tits tbh
Prime rogue gamer
method Josh moment
17 only for grimba!
Varas if it’s under 18 it’s not legal, how many times do I have to tell you this
beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS beans BEANS
My childhood friends that I talk to 10 hours per day live 500km away in the capital 
BEANS!
just do abs workout every day, you will have a 6pack (i mean i also hate working out
)
On toast
ye my core strength is like negative
beans
I want to get a PT cause like I need to be shouted at for motivation
Tbh I love taking a ton (hence the casual convo I drop here a lot)
But like irl
Sometimes I just start convos with random people
Like when someone serves me food I’m like
“Hey I hope your days going well. Hope it’s not been too stressful”
Just shout at urself
not knowing each others name is such a funny thing, i have met with a guy so often when i go bouldering and i still dont know his name 
same reason I go to whispyr for rogue advice
Swedes don't need to push as high keys then
Kinda like me with a coach in wow
If I get one, I’m so bad they would prolly bully me XD
MonkaW
Yea I just start with like
“Hey man” or smth
i wanna go bouldering and i wanna play tennis
i find its easier when you enjoy it
but im scared...
you can boulder me if you want uwu, im not too tall so its a good start 
this is why I play sport cause i hate just working out by itself but sport is no bueno for building strength
That’s basically what I do

People pay me money to tell them they’re shit at a hobby they’ve put hundreds of hours into
I never said I didn't enjoy being shouted at though :3
It’s great
thats me, i just look at the wall after falling off, someone goes up, also falls off at the same place, now i "work out" with him for the rest of the evening 
Tbh
I’d like to see you look at a run I do
Like
I’m not using my toolkit
totally agree
Mood
it's funny the stigma that comes with vidya coaching when it's totally normal to get lessons for sports, musical instruments, languages, basically anything
so thats how you let out all your frustration when a new patch hits
but people that get coached for video games get fully looked down on (including by me)
guys if you need coaching
whispyr is your man
if you need coaching from an actual player
even if its a meme, many people are hella scared of bouldering even tho the walls are only a few meters tall
my mate spent £1000+ on rocket league coaching and I can't help but find that fucking hilarious
I went over a YouTube video of a guy the other day and he was EU, I roasted his ass so hard and when he woke up his only complaint was that his wife bitched that his phone was buzzing all night (I sent 147 messages)
ok thats just absurd wtf
Blizzard moment just happend btw, they are releasing new phase of SoD so now the classic naxx bosses have 7x their normal hp values 
he's not great at games
lol
But Whispyr
neat
I did this once and couldn't even pull myself up out of the starting squatty position 
I would watch the hell out of this
i just dont know what to do there id need to go with someone, one time, to guide me
i mean you gotta start on easier climbs, especially when you know that upper body strenght is one of your weaknesses
I mean I got to the top of the easy routes but like I had to start standing up if that makes sense
Tbh I remember learning an important lesson when doing a workout for the first time
For gods sake stretch before it
Also don’t go overboard
Don’t start with something you can’t do
also take steroids?
NAH PUT MAX WEIGHT YOU CAN DO ON FIRST SET
if you're 27+ years of age this is non negotiable
aye, but many gyms have different ways of doing routes, some do sitting start, some do standing, some do upside down bathang shit 
gotta find your strengths
MAXIMUM 30S OF WARMUP
I’m your joking but even if you do, your gonna be dead for the next few weeks
would have put it up my ass
not truly joking
Tbh I forget how I’m relatively young compared to most ppl here
Like I’m 19 and a lot of people here have played wow longer than I’ve been alive
What kind of reviews do you do for people? Like just vod reviews of raid fights?
It’s always very strange when people are like “oh what does X person know they only raid/m+ XYZ, they have no clue”
And then you look at like football coaches and you’re like uh huh… Andy Reid doesn’t know what he’s doing, because…. He’s not a star player? What? Or like even past that I’ve seen people argue with guys and pull out the “what the fuck do you know you’re 4/8M” and they’re just go “I’m an analyst for liquid, we went over this during the race”
fun fact, you can just go into a gym, go up to a wall and if you see any guy climbing something hard, ask them for advice.
People in the bouldering community are really nice and supportive
Bro what
I’m never asking a member of public for anything where I work
Tyran just wants to feel pleasure again
Leave the man be
bro I spent so long trying to work out who the fuck Andy Reid is until I realised you must mean american football 
Talking to people I don’t know can only occur from the safety of a 2D avatar im afraid
phone vibrating against my Prostate cus whisp is ranting about my gameplay? 10/10 ita a total win
Yeh but have you seen that fucker?
Bro is built like a dumpling
is he the Walrus guy?
is this a real question? 
i might just go by myself at some point when i have time
the only coach I know of is the chiefs (?) one that travis kelce screamed at in the superbowl
Yes
Why don’t you get a man to be treating you like this
Or a bear
Yes, that’s Andy Reid
im basically a bear
Yes
strong facial hair

no you're not
that was legit me until bouldering happened, i sucked at talking to new people irl (well i still kinda do outside of the gym)
you're a romanian twink
just that im not big and dont have fur
Am I fucking stupid btw
meow meow meow
Yes
I’m p big n hairy
So Ig I’m like half a bear
Ok so now
Do I use my kidneys on cd or like
Let smth build up in there first
And in wow
Do I also use kidney shot on cd
well, if you are in/near vienna i can go with you anytime, i love bouldering with other new people
Why are you using kidney on cd
bucharest is not that far...
Ok good I’m not that stupid
Do you need a stun on cd
I may be stupid
No, hence why I was asking if I needed one!
Thanks whisp lov u

I gave up using KS in keys cause every time I tried the facking mob would be stun immune anyway
I fucking love kidney shotting immune mobs
Yeh welcome to m+ in the post Aug era
HELL YEAH
They aren’t immune, they just don’t have kidneys
Every immune mob just doesn’t have kidneys
So your just punching a fat hunk of nothingness
thats true, but i personally wouldnt drive 3-4 hours to boulder (okay i might just be crazy enough, did it already
)
No eyes
do they just not have eyes
Sap immune is
No eyes
No kidney
No brain
Just a walking sack of something
Aka me
No brain
bit more
ye that seems like a weekend trip
Blizzard decided they would put out a support dps with big defensives and big aoe cc and then went “wait a second that’s exactly what people need”, wrecked the meta, and their best solution was to make mobs unstoppable and damage unavoidable
Very cool thank you
you go on friday, saturday is free, sunday you drive home
11h is like a week at least
or just not worth
Actually it’s 11h
hmm has this hypothesis been peer reviewed
I think saying 11h is like a week, is a bit inaccurate no?
On the Internet?
Lies?
well you can't lie on the internet
I’m afraid not
but but but I meant 11h travel is a week long trip :(((((
Mods? Get this man
STOP BUSTING OUR NUTS
I wish I could bust your nut king


!!!!!!! FAX
i mean i legit traveled around austria, where i was in a train over half the day, went bouldering in a city, went to sleep, woke up and went to a new city 
Guys did u know I pay 5.5 euros per month for wow sub
yes
wait am i getting scammed

why are you paying half
less than half
Not anymore I think it's 9 now
Just become lisonna and then you pay nothing for wow sub
Sadness
probably a VPN to some next country
if you quit you pay 0
No I live in an economicalally disabled country
can confirm
Turkey
just sell boosts and get more wow tokens than you know what to do with
my pal does that in his guild and I hate it
Before new years I payed like 40 euros for a year sub
Chicken is better

But yeh, wow tokens
Didn’t you say you loved raiding
I may be stupid
me?
Yes
I don't think
man I miss shadowlands
how much do people actually pay for hc boosts
made so much gold
Any people I game with
can't be much
Capable of doing it
neither do a lot of wow players, so its fine
800k maybe?

fuck off
wat
the idea is you boost 5-10 people
Idk
800k??????
so when you split it
Last week
Can I have 800K for being a good boy
that's 800x my entire gold reserves right now
Someone I don't know on my friend list
I haven’t checked in months

everyone gets like a couple hundred k
its slavery at this point in the patch
on oblivion its 600k, heroic full clear as a VIP
Said 20 years of wow I quit now come to dornogal we will sya good byes
atleast in EU economy
I did he give me 1.5m and left
He said he was passing thr torch to ke
I thought oblivion as in the elder scrolls game for a second
i aint giving my gold to noone
Never heard of him since
all goes to blizzard balance
yeeeee about that
I still love the mod in oblivion that lets your order pizza irl
with lootshare (so not saved i think) its 150k
and only 90k on nova if you dont care if people are saved
Omg I had a dream last night
Was so cool
Whispyr was raid leading 20 rogues
Including me

@golden loom u were there
Wtf
My dreams are stupid
Because I forget like
Dreams 2 hours after waking up
I have a note file that’s just dreams
I did this before
Brother what, once every 2 days?
2 tanks 2 healers 16 rogues
Yes
Idk probably not until a cantrip dagger comes out again 
Go to bed
I slept yesterday

edging the night
The good ol days of 4 rogues vs whatever the fuck that dungeon was called
“Why do I always have headaches?” Ahh sentence
I am nocturnal
cavern of times
No that’s not it
dawn
something something
IM RIGHT
I wish whispyr was raiding with my guild
Dawn yes
The big booty dungeon
I wish whispyr would only talk in whispers
That would be so cool
ASMR rogue
I do actually
dawnbreaker?
Oh
whisypr, rogue of ASMR

Cause 90% of the messages I send are shit talking what just happened in raid
ey thats so me with my dh tank buddy
You just talk so much shit it’s unreal
Today I sent one message in raid chat and then 86 whispers just going “AHGHH THE VOICES ARE SO LOUD AHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD”
Thats me watching my old hc guild raid cause one of the healers streams the raids
I love yapping in chat during them
I’m a diva 
We need to all meet up and do this
i think my old guild banned me from their twitch channels 
What did u do
I am very active in the guild discord even if I havet played since august
👀
hated the officers and how they were handling pretty much everything
He fucked them
besides one guy, he was real nice and reasonable
The server died with freah launch and my old guild is the only remaining guild
I love them tho

i mean they got CE now and i dont, but one of the officers is only 6/8 because he got benched after 
Don't u have to kill only queen for ce

so my point is kinda proven
Btw

Why so many exa emotes
he only killed first 6
It isn’t even a thing anymore KEK
exsang icon looks like one of my balls after trying to shave it
I hope you have one with leech
also i shittalked about the officers in another server and someone leaked it to the officers 
????????????????????
In legion I was in some boomer guild that had a facebook group chat because discord wasn’t a thing, and after I left I made a fake facebook account, joined their group chat, and then proceeded to spread rumors that people were talking behind other peoples backs, I’d go to like some person and be like “hey idk I’m not sure if you heard but after raid last night people have been saying really mean things about you”, and I’d just go around and do that to like half the raid and then no one trusted anyone else and they stopped raiding even casually and I think the guild lead had a stroke cause he was 80 or something and the guild fell apart after that
Good times
I did a name change can someone check this
proud of you, jackass
Thank you
thats how whyspir became a mod, he proved he also backstabs irl
Lmao
Whispyr have you slept yet
It's a 95 but is it trinket issue
No
Sleep
They were insanely cringe people to be fair, they’d perma talk shit about me being a kid cause they all ancient but then struggle to do aotc by end of tier
skardyn's grace would put you at 110%

Who tf is skardyn btw
Like I love his grave
*grace
But like
Who is he
???
you did gods work, destroyed all the grandpas ego
And they’re native to grim batol area
They were basically dwarf ally race but 15 years ago

My fucking phone autocorrect ally to iron how does that work
Just cause I said iron earlier?
I tried turning it off once and it just isn’t words anymore
Do u guys like board games
As she what
cant check because work has warcraftlogs blocked, i'd assume its either not the best kill time, you couldnt get enough pad on platforms or unlucky crit procs
assuming you did your rota well
95 is usually some minmal kill time shit, also its hc
Only the classics
I am wondering if I had eotianal errors
so you are competing with boost groups where half the raid is dead so the other half gets to omega pad
Idk when gearing kinda affects ur pwrse
:)
also heroic queen is harder than the first 4 bosses in mythic
so saying its just heroic is kinda pure nonsense
any1 know the addon that shows other peoples rotations in ur party?
if you think you wanna celebrate your parse, do it dont let anyone downplay your milestones
Yeeah someone made fun pf me last week
Cuz I was happy I did good on a hc parse
For the first time
no 95% is a good parse
Yeah it was like a hc rashanan on my mage where I got 96
Idk
wait other peoples rota?
And I asked for a log reviewwew etc and someone was like it's like a target dummy and auch
why would you want to see that
I play monopoly, risk, totopoly, sometimes catan, and ticket to ride when I'm forced
the competition in mythic is kinda tougher. but ill be honest. it's still full of monkeys
jus wanna see this assarogue whos doing insanely bad dps in my lobby. i see people posting screenshots of it sometimes in here
It's like dnd but without a dm
Of their rotation? Do you mean logs?
Ok but what's your favourite monopoly token???
hes talking about mw2 lobbies
Bros outed himself as a cod player oof
Oh
yea smth like that

shit ion mean to reply to taht XD
Getting Started with Warcraftlogs https://www.wowhead.com/guide/how-to-use-warcraft-logs-6341
Logging your combat is a very powerful tool, and the main way of finding mistakes and improving yourself. Logging your raid, mythic+, or even just when you hit a dummy can be great way to learn!
Here's some common things to look at for rogues:
Checking your resources/overcap: Table -> Resources -> Energy/Combo Points from the dropdown
Buff Uptime and trigger amount such as adr/envenom/symbols: Table -> Buffs
Checking casts: Timeline -> Casts (shows sequencing) or Table -> Casts (for cast overview)
do you need therapy?
@digital solar the last part about checking casts is what you are probably looking for
does that alow me to see other peoples sequences?
Yep
yap, you click on their names in the log
ah okay ill have a look ty
have you tried going to the barber and having a talk? it works better than therapists in my experience
did you give up or did they 
i find walking with the dog the best solution
i can be the dog
a walk is a walk, what can i say 
Logs are basically just a visualized version of the combat log, so every cast, damage event, hp value, buff status, healing done is all logged and visible
You can see everything that’s ever happened down to the millisecond
As long as someone actually uploads the logs of course
can i see what goes down in my enhancers head? because im sure its gonna be more empty than a boosters (i mean the guy getting the boost) dps log
was he ST spec
no idea
my 620 arcane does more
hey man that god damn prio target died
bro got out outdpsd by me on single target
he shows up and gives int buff
that's how
Ye
kinda like most warlock mains are shitters
he probably clicked the int buff away from himself
they have 3 mages
cause you need healthstones + soulstones
we had 3 locks
and 2 of them were dogshit
happens
aight, 1 and a half hours of meeting here i come
Hope it lasts for 3
I’ve not seen a good mage in M+ this season
Or lock
Or dps DH
rude
So just any regular m+ season then?
Hope from the office, time to pull a skardyns out of the goddamn vault
Ive been reading discord and listening to bfa music on repeat the whole day at the office
i feel.. bipedal
Yep
Accurate
I find it idiotic to going to work when I can do everything at home
It's such a short sighted thing
fuck yeah
thats why we have 4 days of WFH
You just hate me dont you
I literally have 5 days of work from office
cause noone really has anything to do, but then we have 1 office day for like teammeetings (but our boss was sick today) and to meet eachother
Pumpkin head in January sorry you’re on my hate list
I’m afraid that’s not how pumpkins work
not a skardyns but avoidance legs is probably a bigger upgrade than 626 -> 639 skardyn 

i'd quit
lmao
same bro

it's nice cause I'm guaranteed to raid but also I'm kinda thinking am I actually good or are they just taking me cause they have to
We have one more rogue who’s pretty good
I’m trialing with these guys, so they’re just reclearing every week now
Was my first time pulling m queen
how doable is that btw, to join a guild reclearing shit
Idk man I guess it depends on the guild
thats literally when you join guilds
They’re throwing me in on bosses I haven’t pulled before
ok lower wr guilds probably need people during prog too
So it’s kinda stressful haha
if i were to trial on silken court id fail that shiiii
yeah its like applying for an 8/8 guild when I've only done 4/8 seems weird in my mind
Yeah haha that’s me on queen rn
we're taking trialists for next tier on our reclears atm
but game is easy, how hard can it be
It's not
But I got my portal assignments done successfully 
++
And check the recruitment discs
I did a name change and all my logs reset for some reason
Rogue has a recruitment disc in here
this was my DF exp when I joined my current guild
people know you're looking to push yourself further than where you currently are, no harm in applying king
fuck this china shit
same 
Call Me china shit
just apply
worst case you get a No
or just no answer
!talents
@balmy condor faka you, the meeting only lasted 30 minutes because there was no air in the room and we rushed through everything
!guide
Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue
you will find talent builds on all 3 pages
Anyone got some sick raiding playlist
what type are you looking for
its my kinda playlist where i throw in all the hype songs when i just wanna pump in raid/keys
if im feeling more chill i just go with a NFSMW soundtrack 
Mf has Pedro in the list
Wo
tbh i have no clue about whats all on the list 
I ll listen this and lock in
i just know its kinda techno shit
Dog who cares. There’s good music everywhere no reason to judge I’m just yoking
Pedro is good
ye, i dont judge people by their songs
Ignore it being in swedish but my youtube wrapped this year is kinda goated
just gotta listen to good music no matter what genre it is 
also a song i regularly go back to, is "good f**king Music"
i dunno why
i just love its vibes
and the flow of the song
We should do some raids sometime boyx
Hey guys, long time rogue, first time caller. Am I meant to believe that for Assassination, we 're to spend time waiting for the Envenom debuff to count down, and not do anything during that time?
Is there Something wrong with the gems of the circlet? Three days ago Ive Seen an assa Rogue that did 600k dps only with the ring effect of the Games on Queen Mythic fight
The complete log is Full with dps Players where the circlet is #1 of the dps with These Numbers…
theres some cheese with a few ppl running dps gem and rest of raid running the thing that activates them (and on death)
so especially if people die, the ring just nukes
Is it a bannable Trick?
if you wanna minmax (maybe like 0.2% gain or not even) yes
otherwise just spam envenoms
log gonna get invalidated
its not really that useful
Ok ty
also raid dps should be the same
Oh thank god. That's what ive been doing for years because just sitting there feels horrible
nah, whispyr trys to cook up some pooling tech
but its usually between 0.5% or worse and humanly hard to do
so he doesnt really put it out into guides
he usually talks about it in here when doing all the TC
You'll just end up waiting for energy this way though
Either way it's waiting
i mean in keys you are fecked either way
in raid you have infinite energy pretty much anyways
It depends on the situation and what procs you have. Planning ahead

I manage to go ooe in raids
dunno, dont think i ever felt like pooling on kyveza
i got a 90+ something on our kill, and i never once thought about chaining envenom properly
i just spammed it
ye same
i just cry when i have to mutilate 3 times to press a finisher
well ye i didnt litreally mean that
Oh
@gusty mirage 
Okay i was questioning reality ther3
i just meant like, i never go "aight now wait for energy"
Don't freak me put like that
wording never was my strong suit
Haha is fine
I am going home
Hoping to kill boss
I swear If people die on p1 to stupid stuff
court or queen








