assassination

[keen spruce]

Skill issue tbh

My warlock also got a spymasters in their last vault

[spice spire]

Fast times eh?

[balmy condor]

They grow up so fast

[spice spire]

Sorry I was thinking dazed and confused

[balmy condor]

Oh I was thinking of that one Sabrina carpenter song

[spice spire]

[bronze pike]

im going to post a loing copy pasta

this is your only warning'

[strange python]

Brother what the fuck

[marble hemlock]

i aint reading all that

but am happy for you

[bronze pike]

reading what

[marble hemlock]

or sorry that happened

[bronze pike]

nothing happened

[spice spire]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-ask-gif-21520662

[bronze pike]

yall seeing things

[marble hemlock]

ye

the modlog with your message you deleted

[fallow canopy]

Bro used vanish

[marble hemlock]

(i cant actually see it, but whispyr can)

[bronze pike]

if you cant see it

then it doesnt exist

[strange python]

Having a shield 🛡️ next your name doesn't make you a tank 🪖 . ⚔️ Protecting ⚔️ the team does. And you need work ⚒️ . I main tank 😤 . It's a mentality🤓 , If the team asks you to slow down🫷 , you adjust to their capabilities instead of getting 😡 mad 😡 at them. I don't mind dying 💀. I don't like being 🏃‍♂️ left behind 🏃‍♂️ to die, though. And I particularly 😣 don't like being called our for 📣 📣 speaking up 🗣️ about it. I'm a person🫂 😤 . Not a 🏩 heal dispenser💦💦 . And I'm part 🫶 of the team👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 . I keep people 🤕 alive and they keep me ✅safe✅ . I can't keep them alive if ☠️ I'm dead🪦 . And I can't 🧑‍⚕️ heal them if I'm having to heal 🏥 myself while I get 🪲 swarmed🌪️ .

[marble hemlock]

thats not how it works

[keen spruce]

Shmeowdy is becoming very powerful

[marble hemlock]

greenparsing soon

king

[strange python]

Ur torturing urself

[dawn heath]

Why is bro leaking my parses

[marble hemlock]

well

was fun guys and gals

time to mute this channel again for a month

[keen spruce]

They’re all 100 parses for ilvl

Cuz I was 600

Am*

[balmy condor]

It reads like an owl post

[full onyx]

hello can any one Tell me why in this run my log get 90 ? https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Pf1kaZ69GcyR8Bvm?fight=34&type=damage-done&source=79

[keen spruce]

Goodbye forever

[balmy condor]

Cause you did more damage than 90% of rogues who did the same fight in the last two weeks, nice job!

[raven egret]

wdym why your log gets 90? because you did dmg above 90% of--- whisp stole my thunder

GG indeed XD

[elder reef]

Is that trinket from Siren Isle good for assassination?

[bronze pike]

heres a smaller copu p[asta

[marble hemlock]

see you next year

[full onyx]

this is me

[bronze pike]

Bad spec balance(no games for non-meta classes), bad key depletion rule(no keys in high io), bad rules for key troller(who rage quit). M+ it’s just wasting your time, if you want to push io alone you will never have fun in the end and you will never meet seasonal cut off by playing by youself. M+ hate solo players.

[balmy condor]

I’m guessing you’re talking about the vrykul lantern, and yeah it’s okay, roughly like a 630ish ilvl trinket

[raven egret]

are you... upset you didn't get 100?

[balmy condor]

Rank 2

Absolute loser

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-bobby-will-ferell-if-youre-not-first-you-are-last-gif-3983540

[elder reef]

Yeah I couldnt remember the name, thanks

[raven egret]

in heroic logs, the horror!

[bronze pike]

wait for yall too?

its stronger than 636 trinkets for me

if you rng loot the champ version from chest

[balmy condor]

Its not quite THAT strong

But it’s good yeah

[bronze pike]

for ret it is

[elder reef]

^

[bronze pike]

a 606 version replaced my mandate

[balmy condor]

Okay but consider the following:
you’re playing ret

[bronze pike]

rude

[pliant remnant]

What in the ever-loving fuck of a dark, dank, moldy cellar

[balmy condor]

Just a few sales

[fallow canopy]

Gotta getthem sales money

[pliant remnant]

Well yeh duh BUT STILL

[hollow river]

daddy needs a new car

and a house

[balmy condor]

It’s just 30 ansurek kills a week

What’s the big deal

You aren’t averaging 4 queen kills a day, every day, for the last 3 months?

[slate crown]

[pliant remnant]

[balmy condor]

Parsing is skill based btw

[full onyx]

i am high skill bro

[balmy condor]

I’m sure you are man

[hollow river]

[full onyx]

love

[slate crown]

same

[strange python]

Parsing as a ret paladin before the removal of ret aura

[full onyx]

show me

[strange python]

Where wings uptime

[fallow canopy]

I'm definitely cooked, its over for me

[balmy condor]

you don't wanna see her prospecting skill

she'll smoke you

[raven egret]

Hey be nice to the guy he's a high skill heroic parser, thats gotta count for something

maybe

[balmy condor]

hey you still got 2 more months for the other 500 kills

[strange python]

Why are the 5 messages he sent a perfect resemblance of a Kazzak player

(Sorry Kazzakians I know there’s some nice of you too)

[full onyx]

love you bro

[slate crown]

My log page:

[full onyx]

nice bro

[raven egret]

thats so nsfw, kinky

[slate crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-spunned-in-front-of-the-females-cat-cat-spin-cat-spun-cat-getting-spun-gif-13054455793337746706

[balmy condor]

lisonna posting her log on a saturday

[slate crown]

[ember mural]

[balmy condor]

I am very proud of that emote

[strange python]

https://tenor.com/view/penetration-oh-god-wood-log-lumber-gif-16186956

Me fr

[marble hemlock]

@pastel onyx

wait

wrong quake

apologies

[slate crown]

LMAO

[ember mural]

[marble hemlock]

@spice spire

there you go

[slate crown]

@spice spire you got mixed up

[balmy condor]

could've been me

[spice spire]

Why am I pinged

[balmy condor]

you need to log review this guy

[spice spire]

Who

[balmy condor]

he has 500 heroic queen ansurek kills but can't parse higher than a 90 on heroic sikran

[spice spire]

I’m trying to die

[slate crown]

ok ok ok, here's my skill:

[marble hemlock]

oh nah

i pinged quake for that gif

cuz it reminded me of him

[balmy condor]

okay but the log?

[pliant remnant]

hello saar

what about the log

[spice spire]

Okay I’m going back to sleep

[pliant remnant]

[spice spire]

[slate crown]

based fr

[coral ibex]

sleep well king

[fallow canopy]

Sweet dreams king

[marble hemlock]

what log? quakes?

hog, log, all the same to me

[marble hemlock]

ye

if its giving me a kiss of poseidon, it can watch for 30minutes

[warm sleet]

How do you get 255 kills?

[balmy condor]

sales

infinite sales

[marble hemlock]

poseidons kiss and witches kiss are 2 things id like to never experience ever again in my life

[warm sleet]

Selling saved heroics?

[balmy condor]

ye

[warm sleet]

That's gangster

[balmy condor]

I mean it's just personal loot

no funnel

[glacial crypt]

Traitor.

[midnight mist]

@subtle tundra

when you pushing bud

[dawn heath]

i saw a prot warrior with 400 kills on every boss he wasnt even doing sell runs

man just joined pugs in heroic and tried to parse

[balmy condor]

for my own sanity I refuse to believe these people exist even though I'm aware they do

[dawn heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300263373283262475/1314264979414974495/image.png?ex=677176a4&is=67702524&hm=ed1fb0a83551cc89abcfafb8a3c4903a154402bfeea0daf36d1a3d31fe5ab848& this was taken months ago

hes into his 400s now

my friend got kicked cause he refused to give this man pi

[humble verge]

why the fuck

do pugs suggest me as a rogue to do add on 2nd boss mythic

im gonna kms

[raven egret]

So, is there a trophy for 100ing heroic? Is there a gold reward? Prizes? RECOGNITION!? COULD I BECOME A REAL PERSON IF I 100 HEROIC?!

[balmy condor]

that dude is just playing raid m+ edition

that's wild

[keen spruce]

They do it to me too lmao

[humble verge]

i threatened to leave :3

[fallow canopy]

Gold number is a gold reward, surely

[humble verge]

is it gold tho?

[balmy condor]

is that bad?

[humble verge]

i feel its loke more beige'y

[humble verge]

you aint making me do it 😭

[balmy condor]

I did second add set in my guild

was fine

caustic brr

lines up with kb

[humble verge]

i can get 2nd

but first

[balmy condor]

yeah first is not an assa job

[humble verge]

like

and the first wave was on my group

[raven egret]

I had too many warriors in my guild so I just stayed on the boss, gg ez they aint complaining XD

[fallow canopy]

it is but hey you squint enough and it is close enough to gold

[humble verge]

[keen spruce]

I simply don’t do it

[subtle tundra]

not soon

[timber gate]

anyone got the racial sim diff sheet?

[balmy condor]

bloodmallet is updated

[raven egret]

I wish bloodmallet would replace that page with a big ol 'yo it doesnt matter' flashing with disco lights

[balmy condor]

same

but I also wish that stat weight sims get removed from raidbots and that hasn't happened either

we keep waiting

[jaunty sky]

or just 'you're definitely not good enough to worry about this'

[raven egret]

isnt there a warning advising against using it? Guessing it remains there to avoid the complaints if its not

[spice surge]

Yes there is, but

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memepediadankmemes/images/5/5b/That_Sign_Can't_Stop_Me_Because_I_Can't_Read.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180721083144

[raven egret]

That makes perfect sense, logic prevails once more

[timber gate]

what is that

[spice surge]

Bloodmallet.com

[fallow canopy]

not like it really matters but velf jumped some spots with the rework it seems

[balmy condor]

from -0.2% to -0.18%?

[fallow canopy]

goated

the void rift improvement is nice fr tho

[raven egret]

Woah serious, race changing now

[balmy condor]

the race page on bloodmallet is funny cause you can see races shuffle around every time the page re-sims

not because anything changed, but because margin of error caused them to shuffle spots

[fallow canopy]

maybe the old gem reshuffling for 20k for 0.01% dps becomes the race changing for 20$

times truly do change

[spice surge]

But the default profile is still pre-.5 though isnt it

Not that it has any impact on race sims

[balmy condor]

correct

almost time to do new profiles again yippie

[spice surge]

Fortnite und cola, YIPPIEEEEEE!!!!

[strange python]

chat

which of the vendors is supposed to sell fathomdwellers when you dropped it on another character

[balmy condor]

none of them

you have to buy it on the main and then ship it to alts

warbound

[soft surge]

do i have to do the dungeon for the loot to be in my vault

[balmy condor]

no

[soft surge]

but for raid that is true right

i was thinking of dawn maxing for myth track crystal

[balmy condor]

for raid you unlock the items of all previous bosses

[strange python]

huh i can see all other stones thats weird

but ty that works too

[balmy condor]

so if you kill mythic rash, you have all the loot in your mythic vault up to rash

[soft surge]

ya

[balmy condor]

for m+ it's any item in the pool always

same for delve

[soft surge]

myth track crystal and a heroic queen ring are the last realistic obtainable items left

[waxen oyster]

myth skardyn’s pulling a big 404

[full path]

hi, do any of you guys have a useful meld -> stealth -> garrote macro? mine skips the stealth and uses garrote from meld

[waxen oyster]

You’d need garrote on seperate bind

[waxen oyster]

why dont you just hit meld macro then hit your garrote bind

[native heron]

Is there a way to sim my character as dwarf and as another race?

[magic fossil]

its weird to renew garrote sometimes with a mouseover macro? sometimes takes so much time to find it

[native heron]

Or is race change so minor it doesn't really matter

[magic fossil]

theres a better way?

[waxen oyster]

Theres a simc string you putninto advanced but havent seen one for updated racials

[waxen oyster]

Depends what you want to garrote

If it’s a specific mob
you want to garrote silence can have a focus macro

[magic fossil]

no, it was just to renew dots, sometimes i saw one in a pack without bleed and i did macro mouse over for rupt/garrote and i just do it

but seems dumb

idk

[waxen oyster]

I mean you either mouseover or be fast with tab target

[cloud marsh]

I saw someone ask a question about meld/stealth macro just now.

I got a question regarding that racial. In dungeons, not in boss fights, why doesnt meld always drop combat and lets you restealth? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt

[waxen oyster]

Because meld is old school stealth

any damage or event will knock you out

[cloud marsh]

define event please

[waxen oyster]

ticking damag usually

or melee swing sometimes

[cloud marsh]

like obv when I try to restealth with meld I dont have any debuffs or there isnt any dmg going out on me

[cloud marsh]

I also added a stopattack command in the macro

[waxen oyster]

Healing should also put you in combat

if healer is in combat

[magic fossil]

tbh, and dont take my view seriously, im so bad at maxing meld that for me its 90% defensive to avoid mechanic

[waxen oyster]

dwarf better idk

nelf looks good in mogs

[cloud marsh]

Yea its great for that too, but id say in a 12 usually I can use meld to reset stealth 4-5 times instead of vanishing

GB meld is op tho to restealth during first boss/dodge the rocks and to drop the corrupt beam thingy during the last trash packs

[waxen oyster]

If you have dots going that likely keeps you in combat

which stops restealth i imagine

[cloud marsh]

yea idk, sometimes i have a buttload of garrotes/ruptures out and it works, and sometimes it doesnt.

[waxen oyster]

I dont think they fixed corrup the blood/singular focus keeping you in combat

[cloud marsh]

oh yea forgot about that

[waxen oyster]

happened with regular stealth in bgs too

if you’re fast you can restealth

otherwise uhh get good

[cloud marsh]

Yea i know that, my question was regarding the instances where I just never drop combat after melding. But I know what youre talking about, that mili second that you get out of combat

[waxen oyster]

The culprit is very likely a combat event puts you back in combat

before you restealthed

I’ve never had meld fail as outlaw or sub

[runic hinge]

Varas I need more copy pasta

[keen spruce]

Parsing top golf pebble beach

[runic hinge]

Need to see the angry bird parses

[keen spruce]

We’re not gonna have time 😭

[runic hinge]

Okay chug 6 beers rq

[keen spruce]

[subtle tundra]

whats that piss

?!?!

[crisp venture]

what do i swap for iron wire?

ttk?

ive been swapping MA as i couldve sworn i saw someone doing that, but isnt that a huge ass loss

[swift dagger]

yes, TTK would be the one

[swift dagger]

and swapping MA out if you have subterfuge (assuming here) seems like a terrible idea

[crisp venture]

yea i do have subterfuge

glad i asked

pretty much griefing my keys

not having ma

[wooden otter]

Had same issue. Best optional imo is taking IW + SD instead of sbs and previous talent

[waxen oyster]

How do people default not having IW

its in the wowhead build

[waxen oyster]

The difference of all the builds is so minir

[wooden otter]

What is going on with all new mag'hars? Isnt orc still "Best" ?

Mastery > ap?

[waxen oyster]

People caring about 0.1% sim differences

none of the racials really matter

[humble verge]

the only big racials is meld

[wooden otter]

Ye, but still. Sims show orc is still Best even by 0.01%

[waxen oyster]

meld/stoneform

rest literally are whatever

[deep peak]

hey I'm looking for a google doc with all the things you can evasion/cloak etc. does that still exist?

[waxen oyster]

No you just test it

[deep peak]

it used to exist so thats why i ask.

[waxen oyster]

Cloak is usually self explanatory against anything magical

Probably not updated since not worth the effort

[deep peak]

well, not really

[waxen oyster]

Cloak works against anything magic

which is….pretty obvious by what you see on the screen

[keen spruce]

Coors light… so yes

[keen spruce]

I’ve been doing exactly that all season

Ttk -MA +iw w/ subt & WoT

[waxen oyster]

Fellow no bonespike believer?

[keen spruce]

And bones like

But if I wanted to optimize sbs probably first thing to go

[spice surge]

https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/subtlety-rogue-pve-dps-mythic-plus-tips
Not exactly what youre looking for, but if you scroll down to Dungeon Tips most it is covered

[keen spruce]

It’s basically just saving a global or two

But if feels nice

It

I just haven’t tinkered with talents at all for a while because it doesn’t matter too much

[supple plover]

quick noob question. I just respecced to include dragon tempered blades. Are my poisons deadly, amplifying, atrophic and crippling?

[spice surge]

!poison

[prisma monolith]

You should always be using poisons you talent into, which means the following:

Lethals:

• Deadly always + Amplifying if you're talented into it with DTB, Instant only as a final option
  Non-Lethals:
• Atrophic/Numbing, crippling if you're talented into DTB

Wound poison damage in PvE is atrocious and should never be used

[waxen oyster]

You talking the no bonespike build?

That still has sb sd

[keen spruce]

No I like sbs

So as

Sd

No sd *

But I’d probably drop sbs for ma

[waxen oyster]

No MA

[keen spruce]

And doom blade for sd

[waxen oyster]

[keen spruce]

Yeah idk having vanish as a pseudo interrupt cd

[waxen oyster]

Wait so you’re playing wowhead build ig

[keen spruce]

And bleed refresher

[waxen oyster]

except dropping sd for ttk

[keen spruce]

Is pretty nice

Dropping MA just lets it feel better being used more flexibly

[supple plover]

do you guys respec for mythics into the Aoe build? or just keep your raid spec?

[waxen oyster]

The only thing i dislike about the no bonespike build is your st can be pretty poopy

[keen spruce]

With MA u feel bad not using it with CDs

Well your ST is poopy no matter what

And the build I’m running is an okay balance of overall and st

[waxen oyster]

Yeah its not a huge difference imo

[keen spruce]

With plenty of flexibility for pigs

[waxen oyster]

between wowhead and no bonespike build

[keen spruce]

Yeah I mean we’re talkin a couple of %

[waxen oyster]

That being said i feel sb does work in vault keys

since shit dies in one round of dots

[keen spruce]

We’ll vault keys who cares

Play no KB if u want

[waxen oyster]

i would probs drop sd in higher keys

[waxen oyster]

delete this nephew

[keen spruce]

I dropped sd around 13/14 I think

Idk if it’s right or not but robot said my build was more overall so w/e

I can’t tell a difference

[waxen oyster]

Nah shmeep did you hear

[keen spruce]

But I’m too lazy to cha ge

Change

[waxen oyster]

about secret chinese build

[subtle tundra]

meow meow meow

[waxen oyster]

it totally isnt on wowhead

or anything

[keen spruce]

[charred wraith]

what you do with a 2d vanish? just use it for dmg with kingsbane and shiv somewhere?

[keen spruce]

Use it to refresh bleeds on packs that are living too long

Or to spread IW

And casters

As an interrupt

Or to refresh improved garrote on a boss if it’ll come back up in time

Or to dodge a mechanic if u want

[waxen oyster]

2nd vanish is kinda just

[keen spruce]

To grief your friends

[waxen oyster]

press it where it works

idk

[keen spruce]

Avoid getting sent down in NW

It’s flexible

[charred wraith]

wont the boss just recast?

[waxen oyster]

Yeah

[charred wraith]

at least it did in sl

[subtle tundra]

sends the other loser down

[waxen oyster]

not your problem though

[keen spruce]

Sometimes it’ll recast on you depending on queueing

[charred wraith]

aight, ty!

[keen spruce]

Sometimes it sends another bozo down

Best is when a shaman sees you get targeted

They rip ascendancy

Then u vanish and they get shadow realms

[subtle tundra]

if you cant beat them

[keen spruce]

Realmed

[subtle tundra]

ruin them

[keen spruce]

[waxen oyster]

Is it weird that im leveling a blue man out of end of season boredom

and its actually kind of fun

….

[subtle tundra]

all the power to you

its a game

go have fun

[waxen oyster]

its like a high apm spec

[hollow river]

blue guy is fun

frfr

[waxen oyster]

that actually is designed by non interns

like outlaw

[hollow river]

enhance used to be

so much worse

like the design of it in SL

[waxen oyster]

true

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-fancy-swine-monocle-top-hat-gif-3893444

[charred wraith]

iirc was already fun in sl bc it got rework somewhere before 2d raid i think

[hollow river]

it was still fun back then, but rn it's pretty fire

[charred wraith]

need to level it

[hollow river]

it was fun, but the design was super fucked for all of SL iirc

like there'd be times where you had nothing to press

in your rotation

[waxen oyster]

I only remember

sithlord enh

[hollow river]

so you either hard casted lightning bolt, refreshed WFT, or healed someone

[waxen oyster]

with venthyr

[crisp venture]

ur saying i should go no sanguine blades and no ttk for IW and SD?

[hollow river]

i don't even remember what covenant i played on it back then

i think maybe NF

[charred wraith]

if i plan to use only 1 vanish on a pull, do i override garrotes or let them expire then reapply?

[balmy condor]

I mean overriding them before pandemic is just losing damage

so I think some context is missing

[charred wraith]

the idea is that if all targets have amped garrote and im not planning on using vanish anymore and the adds still live, is it worth to start overriding garrotes if they ll live long enough

since it will be put on 6 sec cd each time

i guess thats a not really realistic scenario come to think of it

yeah scratch that 6 sec cd sucks

[balmy condor]

unless you're super starving on energy, you don't garrote past your main target really

non-stealth garrotes just suck

[soft surge]

if i didnt use my dungeon protal and made my way to nw, can i hearth after 2nd boss then use dungeon port back to nw? (
is that how it works

[crisp venture]

u can just use dungeon tp no?

dont need to hearth

[soft surge]

but wont it be on cd

like trying to make it as time saving as possible

[crisp venture]

assuming uve used a dungeon port before clearing a dungeon, yeah

[soft surge]

the portal goes on a 8hr cd after use

and resets on a key completion

i thought

[tawdry crypt]

Yes

[soft surge]

dono why i dont know this

[tawdry crypt]

If you want to swap sub in nw, you don't take portal to nw

You use it before 3rd. Boss

Change and rezone

[soft surge]

yea i so i run to nw dungeon

[tawdry crypt]

Yes

But you don't hearth. You just use nw portal

From inside the key

[crisp venture]

yep

[soft surge]

i ride back to the dungeon portal?

[spice surge]

You can just not port to the dungeon

Before the key starts

[crisp venture]

no u just make sure ur dungeon tp is off cd

[tawdry crypt]

My guy

[soft surge]

hows it gunna

oh wait yea

[tawdry crypt]

Press dungeon teleport to nw from inside key

Swap sub

Walk back inside key

[soft surge]

https://i.imgur.com/jgP4Mrh.jpeg i got it

[tawdry crypt]

Ye

Press that

[soft surge]

so when i reenter the dungeon will i be at where 2nd boss checkpoint is

[tawdry crypt]

You will be wherever the respawn is

If you killed amarth you will spawn at amarth

[soft surge]

ye

nice

[thorn thorn]

Imagine playing a DoT class with weak DoTs

[balmy condor]

assa isn't a dot spec

it's an envenom spec with dots

[storm forum]

DoTs only exist to give us energy and +2% damage each

It's very sad

[mortal badger]

no

[shell crater]

https://i.imgur.com/M6QRh2T.png Not bad when you have a hpala alt and you've been going for skardyns for ages

XD

[spice spire]

[spice surge]

Dont think theres any real dot spec left currently

Its all just variations of apply dots to buff something or to allow your cleave to work

Rather than the dots themselves doing much damage

[royal lantern]

how much of arms warrior dmg is dots again?

[spice spire]

In the immortal words of Kendrick Lamar “not enough”

[coral ibex]

we gon be alright 🙂

[runic hinge]

That’s why we play spriest instead

[spice surge]

Where does only exists to allow you to do mind link damage?

[runic hinge]

Yes

Blade flurry the third

[soft surge]

is opening up on maloch a thing in mists

[true venture]

Hey question 1st boss for necrotic wake i foound out we cant cloak of shadows the Heaving Wrech what do we use for that because getting on shot no fun in a 13 lol

[balmy condor]

!nw

[prisma monolith]

The breath/frontal from the first boss in Necrotic Wake is an attack, not a spell.

In order to immune the the breath, you must be in the first second of cloak of shadows (“a moment of magic immunity”). After the first second of cloak of shadows has elapsed, the attack will hit you and no longer be immuned.
Alternatively you can use evasion to dodge the breath.

[true venture]

Appreciate it

[scarlet spade]

whats up with fathomdweller

[balmy condor]

in what way

it's a gem

does its thing

[turbid wraith]

any CE ass enthusiasts know when to send their 4th kingsbane

on queen

[balmy condor]

4th should just an add on platform no?

I mean or shield I guess depending on if you hold for shield or not

[turbid wraith]

sec

Its either the add before we get sent up

or the first plat

[balmy condor]

yeh so then first plat

[turbid wraith]

aight

If i get parried one more time im gonna shit myself

[scarlet spade]

it doesnt seem to drop

[balmy condor]

would suggest not being in front of the boss

[balmy condor]

yeah that's with all the gems

[turbid wraith]

Ive played sub and outlaw til queen so Im used to just not getting parried

[balmy condor]

from the pins ya know

[runic hinge]

I’m gonna suggest a diaper

[balmy condor]

smart move tbh

[rotund oak]

What did i miss man

[runic hinge]

Bitch will parry you from the back

I stg

Ass too fat

She just deflects

[turbid wraith]

I prefer free range shittin

[rotund oak]

This is vile,im stealing it! 😂

[turbid wraith]

Any world where I take crimson tempest on m queen

[drifting cloud]

on prog? I wouldnt atleast

knock yourself out if its farm

[turbid wraith]

we just got to platform 3 and I cant tell if it matters or not

the little shitters running around

[west crown]

Ideally there are other specs that blow them up and spatter should be what you go for

[turbid wraith]

aight

[magic fossil]

i did a terrible mistake to download an aura that make a sound everytime boss parry an attack

last 2 pulls

[runic hinge]

@keen spruce did you do this

[magic fossil]

dont download that shit, will drive u insane

its a sound of a registrer when u got parried

with is 2x annoying

which

[keen spruce]

I don't think I had any part of this one

what is the sound @magic fossil

[magic fossil]

a register counting money you know?

terrible, just terrible

let it die

[keen spruce]

ye i didn't make lmao

but it sounds like somethin I would do

[runic hinge]

you made me download one

[magic fossil]

i can say u parry a lot more than u think

[slate crown]

btw they added a feature

if you click the little sound icon

you can find everywhere they added a sound

so you can remove them if you want

Not sure if they also check custom code for PlaySound calls

[slate crown]

I had an idea of making a really complicated aura with lots of code, and then burying inside it a check that checks "if playername ==" someone I want to annoy, every time they cast a spell, start a counter with a random number so there's no pattern to it

and after they cast X spells

It plays a sound

[rotund oak]

Sheemps makes satan(ap teemo top) look like a good thing

[keen spruce]

very gud

make it

[shy pecan]

Make sure to make shmeeps use it

[slate crown]

Nah I don't have people I want to annoy

the core problem in the plan was that fact

that's why it never happened

[magic fossil]

yeah, i notice after a few pulls, but i must say, the one who did this was evil

cause registrer money make u brain go "yey"

and parry make u brain go "aw"

so.. amazing

[slate crown]

whomp whomp

[shy pecan]

Shmeeps

[spice spire]

Ed

[runic hinge]

Ed

[balmy condor]

Ed

[pastel onyx]

[spice spire]

I get pinged a lot mister alim

You’re in the danger zone big dog

[shy pecan]

Good thing I don’t have an active wow sub

[stiff vine]

is there much dps diff between authority of depths/radiant power weapon enchant? ive been a m+ player but trialling for a guild now

[blazing pumice]

negatory

[normal mist]

Was waiting to see Ed, Edd and Eddy

But you guys failed me

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-n-eddy-walking-rom-gif-26570953

[shy pecan]

[worldly pulsar]

can u evade the fixates from the worms on the first boss in NW? :o

[blazing pumice]

think so

[jaunty sky]

!nw

[prisma monolith]

The breath/frontal from the first boss in Necrotic Wake is an attack, not a spell.

In order to immune the the breath, you must be in the first second of cloak of shadows (“a moment of magic immunity”). After the first second of cloak of shadows has elapsed, the attack will hit you and no longer be immuned.
Alternatively you can use evasion to dodge the breath.

[rotund oak]

who is Ed

oh wait is it scana

or am i wrong

im wrong arent i

[sharp viper]

i'd like to know who Ed is

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-anime-girl-punch-gif-3087067746279166019

[spice spire]

Miss u(s)

[winged sun]

quake

is it better to consume clear the witness in kingsbane or out

[spice spire]

Zeross

[winged sun]

what

[spice spire]

It is 4 in the morning and I’m on 4 hours let’s live our best life

But

[winged sun]

[spice spire]

99% it’s neutral either way at

Also

I lied

2 hours

[winged sun]

yea neutral but

where does it do the most dps

this enh almost beat me hes a rly good one

imagine if i lost and didnt know where to use clear the witness

on pure st

[spice spire]

Yeah I’m saying I legit don’t think the diff in or out of kb matters

[winged sun]

well

i mean

its easy to know tho

like

is FoK better or Mutilate better for kingsbane stacks

mutilate right

because u strike with both weps

[spice spire]

You stack kb pretty well either way

[winged sun]

quake thats not what i asked

[spice spire]

And one costs less energy.
Idk the exact dps diff during kb. And the apl has you do it during

So

[winged sun]

[winged sun]

hmm true

if it costs less energy then it doesnt matter

[spice spire]

I’m going back to sleep and I will not think of this during.
Gn king

[winged sun]

ok ok gn didnt know u were half dead waiting to sleep

[blazing jewel]

@spice spire he has to know

[keen spruce]

zerros in shambles

[blazing jewel]

[keen spruce]

almost losing to a bluem'n

[spice spire]

Kiss you soon king xoxo

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-gif-16302490032000255283

[winged sun]

[rotund oak]

S@xy level : Scana ❤️

[grim jay]

you always wanna consume clear the witnesses

doesnt matter when

unless it expires bcs whoopsie

[winged sun]

nah i wont make such a mistake

its just for preplanning if it ever comes up on pure st in m+

had few situations where it was optional for me to consume it whether in kingsbane or out

same with shiv

[grim jay]

shiv should amp it unless im tripping

its definitely worth over mut there tho

[winged sun]

[snow quest]

For sure consume if kb stacks are already at 50 at least?

[winged sun]

tf is that gonna do tho

[snow quest]

You press mutilate during kb to build stacks faster afaik. But if you are already at max stacks there's no more extra benefit to press mutilate afaik.

[winged sun]

yae

nothing happens when kb is max stacks

[snow quest]

Ye so at that point you should probably prio the ctw

Probably doesn't matter much before either tbh

[spice surge]

It doesnt matter ye

Would not recommend to track kingsbane stacks

[potent lance]

what was the website for cheking trinkets

[static geyser]

ttk over sudden demise not worht in +12?

[snow quest]

Sudden demise is probably more overall in a +12

[spice surge]

Worth keeping in mind that most of sudden demises power comes from the bleed damage

Not the execute

[snow quest]

ttk mostly boosts during cds I guess. But mobs barely live your full cds in +12 already so mostly good on bosses there maybe?

[bright tartan]

bloodmallet

[grim jay]

hu

you do realize you envenom the most in aoe without cds right?

[balmy condor]

You do realize that poisons ain’t shit in aoe right?

[grim jay]

what does twist the knife have to do with poisons doing dmg dog?

[balmy condor]

That’s the majority of the talents value

We’re talking about envenom stacks twice

Right

Twist the knife?

Next to amp poison?

[grim jay]

ye right. the "I do more prio damage with it and it makes me feel better" talent

[balmy condor]

Ye okay so what is confusing you

[grim jay]

well so how is it mostly boosting smth during cds

if it does more prio

even if not relevant as much

[balmy condor]

Because the whole point is getting more poisons during kingsbane

[slate crown]

whispyr

[exotic hawk]

Hey guys im a fresh wow player, decided to hop into rogue assassination spec 😄 Currently sitting at 620 ilvl. I joined a guild few days ago and they said ive been underpreforming in DPS so if any1 of u can spend few mins in a call to look over my setup would be awsome 😄

[slate crown]

go to sleep

[balmy condor]

Can’t, took a nap earlier

[slate crown]

[snow quest]

Can't sleep, people are wrong on the internet

[balmy condor]

I sleep fine with people being wrong on the internet

[slate crown]

!guide there's a ton of info there, and you're free to ask any specific questions you have here. You can also post a link to any logs you have if you want someone to review them, some people here do reviews

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[snow quest]

Otherwise you wouldn't get any

[balmy condor]

Exactly

[grim jay]

but just because thats the main point doesnt mean the other use is irrelevant. its still part of it

sorry im playing league of hating myself

[rotund oak]

wanna make a s@x@al joke out of this but ill look rly weird

so ill pass the bait

[balmy condor]

I mean sure, just because the main point of Doomblade is an extra lethal dose stack doesn’t mean the dot is irrelevant, it’s just very very close to irrelevant

Like what is your argument here

That it does ANYTHING?

It’s a talent, I’d sure hope it does something

[grim jay]

what about recuperator

[slate crown]

[grim jay]

GOTCHA

[exotic hawk]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/1fwvRNVZMdhCjQtW Here are my logs of the last night raid. If any1 can review them it would be amazing

[balmy condor]

They fixed recup but yeh idk man

If you think ttk is anything other than a dashing scoundrel amp and a burst talent

You’re just cooked

[grim jay]

dang whispyr not up for the jokes today

[grim jay]

we all are

[slate crown]

I'll make a thread for you, but keep in mind it's also very early on a weekend in NA, so many people who may review are asleep right now, and it may not get reviewed until later today.

[balmy condor]

Open log, no warrior, no demon hunter, wtfcursed.jpg, close log

[slate crown]

Ganeganegane Log Review

[balmy condor]

No mage

What is this raid

[slate crown]

(@'d quake in there but anyone can hop in I'm just the secretary)

[rotund oak]

why is everyone provoking me

no im not gonna make a weird comment implying stuff

leave me alone

😅

[slate crown]

you're doing this to urself

[balmy condor]

Sap who are you even talking to

[rotund oak]

Miss LE

first it was you ❤️

[slate crown]

dog?

[balmy condor]

It was a rhetorical question

[slate crown]

[rotund oak]

missed that

[sharp viper]

@rotund oakyou can talk to me if you want

hi

[humble verge]

idk why do like

tanks always die so easily on first boss grim

in 15s

i dont get it saj

[snow quest]

Movement overlapping with tank buster I think?

[humble verge]

might be tbh

hm actually

he died to aoe

skullsplitter hit for 1,8 then overkill from roar 215k

[sharp viper]

not enough avoidance

[humble verge]

real...

me when i have 3% avoidance

PagMan

[subtle tundra]

its a hard tank boss

so yea a random aoe can kill him

"random"

[sharp viper]

is it though?

[humble verge]

tbf

[subtle tundra]

yes it is

[humble verge]

ive had so many palas

die on first boss

ruining the key but like

idk

[rotund oak]

im sad coz i have to behave and its the mature thing to do

[subtle tundra]

gets easier when theres communication with the aug evoker to remove the bleed

[spice spire]

@slate crown seems to be covered so I’m gonna roll over and sleep ty tho

[humble verge]

when u dont have aug

[slate crown]

[humble verge]

not my choice tho

[sharp viper]

do aug evokers finally use their toolkit at 15+ keys?

[humble verge]

healers key, and he was a mistweaver kek

[humble verge]

no

[subtle tundra]

i mean to communicate.

[humble verge]

they still suck ass

ive had aug refuse to use zephyr

[slate crown]

Was glad to have an excuse to ping u

[humble verge]

on 2nd boss siege 15 key

[subtle tundra]

it doesnt matter if they use the bleed removal if it overlaps with tank defensive

[humble verge]

on the dot

[subtle tundra]

wasted ability

my tank calls for elemental shaman to use earth totem to tank the bleed

[spice spire]

That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said, damn. You can always ping me homie dw

[rotund oak]

gonna hook you up coz im a nice person,no one is watching

[rotund oak]

yo ive got a good guy to meet u

he's the best reviewer ever

[sharp viper]

does that happen in pugs at 15+?

[subtle tundra]

if youre gonna pug the hardest key(by keylevel), i suspect you want to communicate

and when i used to pug, theyd link a discord

most of the time

and if youre a tank you should know you want to ask for that

and tell them

[sharp viper]

ah interesting, I didn't do anything higher than 12

[subtle tundra]

IDK WHAT YOURE TRYNA SAY

[balmy condor]

Talking to people

Very interesting

[subtle tundra]

NEED MY ASS RIMMED, HELP?

[balmy condor]

Romania moment

[sharp viper]

you have a lot of faith in the abilities of other players

[balmy condor]

You kinda have to know in a 15 mate

[sharp viper]

I say pugs are shit and don't know their own abilities and even less the abilities of others

[balmy condor]

Like you either know or you die

[sharp viper]

or you just play augvoker

[balmy condor]

What’s that accomplish

[subtle tundra]

the aug does a lot of heavy work in high keys

[balmy condor]

Aug needs to know buttons like everyone else

[subtle tundra]

with stops and utility

[balmy condor]

Probably more

They gotta dps and utility

[sharp viper]

you get invited to keys cause fotm and can fail your way to score and get invited to higher keys

[balmy condor]

So there’s a lot of knowledge there

[subtle tundra]

yea that works until a key level, then youre expected to play by the rest of the group

[balmy condor]

I mean you can’t really fail your way to higher keys at some point lmao

[royal lantern]

the people that actually do that can be counted on 2hands

[balmy condor]

Like if you’re a tank and you can’t actually survive a boss on a 12

You will just never do a 14

[subtle tundra]

or if youre a rogue that forgets to feint every one in a while, it means you wipe on certain bosses guaranteed

[balmy condor]

Yeh

[royal lantern]

yeha but all 12 is allready close to 3k so you can act like a bigshot m+ pro

[sharp viper]

just keep ruining keys until you randomly get a disc priest/augvoker combo to carry you

[balmy condor]

That’s not how that works

[royal lantern]

it works until a decent high level tbh

[balmy condor]

Yes, we are not talking about that level

The convo was about +15’s

[subtle tundra]

and a 15 grimba is more like 16 every other dungeon

cant wait to do 17 grimba when team is back...

[balmy condor]

There’s plenty of talentless bad players doing 15’s, for sure, and they do ruin a billion keys, but they don’t eventually time the 15 because they get carried

They time the 15 because they ruined enough keys so that even their tiny raisin brain could recognize that if they don’t push buttons they wipe

It’s like raid prog almost

[slate crown]

tiny raisin brain gang rise up

[balmy condor]

You do kyveza, and there’s that one ape in your raid that simply cannot put their charge in the right spot and doesn’t run orbs out and you wipe

You don’t end up carrying them to a kill, although it feels that way because they int’d your raid for 150 pulls

You kill the boss because eventually they figured out that orb in raid bad

[royal lantern]

you do court and 1 of the mages says after 60pulls of not being told to blink all the time "wait, i kill people with blink????" 🙂

[balmy condor]

It’s the same shit with running the same key a billion times

[rotund oak]

cant really tell which is more expensive,raid prog or depleting keys but must be raid prog

[balmy condor]

We had a warrior on jailer prog that ran his bomb into the wrong hole every fucking time and 170 pulls into jailer prog he goes “THERES A THIRD ROW OF HOLES?”

Bro had a weakaura on his screen and everything to tell him which hole to jump into

Simply did not recognize that it was a triangle with 3 rows

Only saw 2 rows in his brain

For nearly 3 weeks of prog

[subtle tundra]

should i do 4 keys for weekly

i only need crystal...

[snow quest]

You should do keys for fun or not at all

[royal lantern]

do 1

[balmy condor]

Very real, I have not done a key in 2 months never been happier

Actually that’s not true I did 2 keys earlier this week because I had to look at stupid fucking ring

[humble verge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-doing-you-know-it-donald-kimball-gif-14910713

[royal lantern]

huh?

[balmy condor]

But I didn’t do those for fun I did those for science

[humble verge]

(only real people will understand the reference)

[snow quest]

Science is fun though

[balmy condor]

It is when you find something

[snow quest]

So almost never?

[sharp viper]

Ring scientist whispyr - what are you conclusions?

[balmy condor]

Less fun when you find nothing and you were correct in the first place and you just spent 2 hours to confirm what you already knew but some dipshit on the Internet was confidently wrong again

[royal lantern]

what ring

im confused

[strange python]

Goddamn you really did 2 keys to prove someone wrong?

[royal lantern]

a gem combination?

[snow quest]

The ring

[strange python]

Whispyr you should’ve known better

[sharp viper]

https://tenor.com/view/one-ring-them-all-lotr-gif-14729828

[balmy condor]

I mean when you put it like that

[strange python]

If the value in that sentence was anything but „keys“ it wouldn’t be that bad

But I wouldn’t do keys for my life atp

[sharp viper]

where would you rank that on a "things you've done to spite people/prove them wrong" scale

[royal lantern]

2?

[balmy condor]

Very low

2 keys to double check that you’re correct about a fairly complex sim implementation is honestly nothing

[strange python]

Time wise sure

Sanity wise is a different thing

[royal lantern]

what sanity

[strange python]

Also true

[sharp viper]

now I want to know what's on the far end of said scale

[strange python]

Doxing someone to come to their house and run the sim on their computer infront of their eyes

[balmy condor]

Have you played Diablo 4?

[sharp viper]

like a tiny bit until act 4

so no endgame stuff

[balmy condor]

Probably good enough, remind me about this conversation in July

[royal lantern]

????

[strange python]

What the fuck

[balmy condor]

I won’t have an example of what’s on the far end until then

[royal lantern]

what is it about diablo

im confused

[balmy condor]

Wdym

[gusty mirage]

Hi confused I’m Adam

[royal lantern]

omg hi oxi

[balmy condor]

Hi Adam

[strange python]

Are you just talking about time investment tho whispyr

[royal lantern]

[strange python]

I think it was more of a 1-10 how hard did you go

[sharp viper]

I WILL

[strange python]

Jesus

That’s commitment

[strange python]

Love to see it

[balmy condor]

Looking forward to it

[gusty mirage]

My instagram algorithm thinks I’m Polish

https://tenor.com/view/cat-roll-dark-souls-roll-somersault-gif-26164281

[sharp viper]

ja pierdole 🇵🇱

[subtle tundra]

polish boys 🤤

[hearty reef]

Ok

[balmy condor]

My Instagram algorithm thinks I’m 12 (I have not opened Instagram in over a decade)

[subtle tundra]

i use instagram for reels so i can grow my little brain tumor

little guy needs it

[sharp viper]

I have the mental age and maturity of a 12yo, I can relate

[subtle tundra]

youre weird man

[slate crown]

what a good bird

[gusty mirage]

Poo poo 💩

[slate crown]

look at u

[balmy condor]

Bros laying logs

[gusty mirage]

That thing landed with a thud

[royal lantern]

did you saw the stu plush my brother gave me for christmas??

[balmy condor]

That’s why the warning

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146207476983812117/1321177844885225512/IMG_20241224_190801100.jpg?ex=67723900&is=6770e780&hm=0dc69d88501b9cc4822b33befbe54caac91545518af7465c52433e47f959ed76&

[gusty mirage]

@vernal adder @runic hinge

[gusty mirage]

[subtle tundra]

NOM NOM NOM NOM I WILL EAT IT

[balmy condor]

“Uh oh the poopies” will go down in history with similarly themed quotes such as “oh my god they hit the pentagon”

[gusty mirage]

Jesus Christ

[limber lion]

Lmao

[vernal adder]

[sharp viper]

god that is cute

[subtle tundra]

oxi i wore a skirt and christmas pantyhose

for the chrismas party

i was basically a whore

🥰

[rotund oak]

[balmy condor]

Femboy varas arc very based

[slate crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-staring-meow-meow-asyalittlecat-big-eyes-gif-26404220

[subtle tundra]

i felt sexy

[royal lantern]

and soon the cat ears

[vernal adder]

kitty parrot channel

[sharp viper]

try stockings next, they make you feel even sexier

[balmy condor]

Not as sexy as +17 grimba varas get back to the mines

[subtle tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[sharp viper]

I approve IRL transmog

[royal lantern]

damm, using a irl clownmog

[balmy condor]

I had no plans to visit Romania but then varas said he wore a skirt and I’m booking a flight rn

[gusty mirage]

Idk why he’s calling himself super angry German. He seems calmer than most Germans

[balmy condor]

True

[sharp viper]

I despise the german accent

[balmy condor]

Maybe it loops back around

[subtle tundra]

romanian tourism 📈

[balmy condor]

Like so angry he’s calm again

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

it sounds so fake and often is

and them i took a train ride yesterday

and the anouncer guy legit spoke like that

bruh

[sharp viper]

ja zat is wery korrekt ja

[vernal adder]

could have learned ass over the break untill new year,but I played other games. WoW was getting annoying

[sharp viper]

AND SÄNK JU FOR TRAWELLING WIF ZE DEUTSCHE BAHN

[balmy condor]

Very real Mr Lu

[rotund oak]

this looks like u wanna punch someone in the face for no reason

[humble verge]

man

i love borderlands 3, surely wont bug at the best times

[rotund oak]

hold on,whispyr typing intensifies

im done aint i,he stopped coz he's frustrated

[balmy condor]

Ohn behav of ze entire flight krrrrew, zank you foar flying wis Lufthansa, vielen dank und auf wiedersehen

[subtle tundra]

☹️

[strange python]

You missed like 3 o‘s on the foar

[balmy condor]

Mb

[tall jay]

Ok who spiked Whispyrs eggnog this morning

[strange python]

It’s ok you are gardening for the German Vaterland every year

You’ll be excused

[sharp viper]

there are so many german speakers in this channel, whispyr is learning german

[balmy condor]

Zivildienst

[strange python]

[tall jay]

Oh that’s nice.

[sharp viper]

it was himself

[balmy condor]

I took a nap at like 9:30

It was over before it began

[strange python]

Oh Shit what time is it in your part of freedom?

[balmy condor]

Now it’s 6am and I have a cat snoring on me

[tall jay]

lol

[sharp viper]

I'm jealous

[tall jay]

I have a dog

[royal lantern]

allready in varas room??

[balmy condor]

Of me or the cat

[vernal adder]

cat got execute now,early

[sharp viper]

of both you and the cat

[strange python]

Goddamn that’s cruel, besides the snoring

I hate short naps that lead into not being able to sleep

At least lemme have a long nap

[balmy condor]

Yeah

[tall jay]

All or nothing

[royal lantern]

.....sleep?

[tall jay]

Give me long nap or give me no nap

[balmy condor]

It’s one of those naps where I’m now realizing I’ll fall asleep at either like 8:30 and sleep till 2, or I’ll be awake until 2 and then nap till 5