#assassination
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i do that after i shower
To your cat or balls
Meow
Also have this cute video of a hedgehog
Hello kitten
Wtf I love hedgehogs now
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Or he’ll even BM
Me and my friends pulling up to a good tierset
We gotta pray it’s not an abomination
tried simming myself, idk if i did something wrong, what yall think?
When you envenom you have a chance to get funny goblin buff, and when you have funny goblin buff your envenom does more damage
:3
Bro imagine if it summons an abomination made up of the mutilated flesh of your past victims
Would be so cool
thats unholy dk cd
You simmed dungeonslice with all buffs but otherwise seems okay
Imma try without buffs then and see if its alr
talking bout these?
Like having specs with joint powers
Blizzard is hellbent on doing whatever the most homogenized and unfun thing is
If they do tho it will be like
Yes, just bloodlust
Feral and assassination
Your gonna have to get a vasectomy as a 2 point authenticator next year
And the dawnthread uptime idk what to put, so i just pout 85%
Okay idk how to tell you this , but hero talents are this idea
That’s fine
Ok moreso like
Specs from different classe
Like assassination and affliction
Not assassination and sub
Okay have you already forgotten how much blizzard struggled to make hero talents when the specs were related to each other?
Dude
Frost Rogue poggers
Do you think blizzard makes systems
With anything other than idea
No balance, no consideration for theming
Just 2 things
And they end it there
Cause they’ve been doing that a lot
:D
@balmy condor seems about right :D

Idk none of the bars moved
Other than the augment rune, didn't even put it on
Like unholy assassination
Or fire assassination
Or anything
Changing the buffs just makes it closer to what a dungeon run would be
Cause you don’t have every buff
Yeah
Wha-
D:
Mood
I’m enjoying it rn personally, TTW has been great fun for me so far but I getcha
I don’t get how you can be so joyous when legit nothing they’ve revealed this entire expansion has been anything other than jank and bullshit
TY
It’s just
Idk enjoyable for me?
Mythic + has been fun, raiding has been fun
Like war within is either a Dragonflight copy or just worse than Dragonflight in every way
I’ve liked the zombies, assa feels fun to play for me so far
Fair
Did you enjoy DF? Or was that smth you disliked too
Getting a talent tree overhaul in beta
And then no meaningful changes until the last patch
Is actually ridiculous
But like
It hasn’t been perfect ofc, like
Hero rogue trees are shit compared to every other class. m+ has had some meh moments but overall
I’ve enjoyed TWW
not to mention hero trees just added more bugs to every spec in the game 
Might not play much of 11.0.7
Oh god you should have seen me rant about Bm to some friends
s1 isn't over and i'm ready to unsub for a while 
I was absolutely fuming
The one where it was a CD?
But yea that junk this expansion is dog water
i like the assa tree currently - for the most part
Welcome to blizzard
kind of same? if they insist on no dots and shit
id obviously want to dot more, but its fine if they dont want to change the philosophy
They did compensate us but at the time there wasn’t any
I think assa tree is nice atm?
but imagine if assa wasnt the best ST in the game in raid, how bad our ST would be in m+
How would you change the damage from dots?
Lower CS and emphasise more on dots
i really don't pve, the builds we use in pvp would probably look cursed to you
Kek
Show
Please
they need to do something about m+ st
add 11.0.7 to ptr
ignore 11.0.7
oh fuck 11.0.7 is next week
hotfix hotfix hotfix
oh fuck patch is tomorrow
announce changes
servers go live without hotfixes (cause of course they don’t, that’s how hotfixes work)
oh fuck the hotfixes
gotta hotfix the hotfixes
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No kb is wild but I still play it lol
So fucking true
Don’t worry I’m sure they will fix it over time right
Like a month later
there's a couple different builds
This just an m+ build
Wait IC in pvp?
Is this arena or BG
welcome to wow pvp in 2024.. it's just m+ 2.0
both
SD is heavily nerfed in pvp, still too good not to take
10%
CT slaps
Too many bm hunters to not run ct lol
your bleed damage has to be 200% of their hp % iirc
in pvp
and it's 10% trigger instead of 35%
Ah ok
it's fun to me
I have a friend that plays pvp
Been banned like 2 times this season
not fun to the average wow player in most cases afaik
I’m having more fun with PvP than I did the last 2 seasons of DF
He has had like multiple rank 1s iirc
not uncommon
the amount of cheating, piloting, and toxicity is like 10x pve
with much smaller player participation

when you learn how to properly CC and fuck people up
Acc whispyr
it can be very fun
What is your fav and least fav expansion
but it takes a lot of effort and practice to get there
Yea
Legion, warlords
War within is creeping up though
Wait no shot
I still think it’s worse than bfa
Do you hate it that much
When did you start playing?
Warlords
Eh, I’ve played
BFA to now
Yes
Shadowlands was better than bfa and war within
they made pvp gearing much easier and customizable with crafted gear
Fuck tourgast, fuck covenants, fuck shards of domination.
so that's a huge plus in my book
I've only played classic and tww and gotten addicted to both so idk its a thumbs up for me
but i agree SL felt better, as bad as it was
Whispyr was WoD bad because of no content
Yes
Meh
If I had to rate the expacs a I played
- DF
2)TWW
3)BFA
4)SL
Ironically though WoD raids were better than anything in the last 4 expansions
what the hell
- BFA
- SL
3)TWW
4)DF
ban me idc
- legion
- Dragonflight or shadowlands can’t decide
- bfa
- tww
- wod
Just a few more years for legion classic
I’m too young tho
Plus when I was playing BFA I was stupid
Genuinly would play it
Also Inb4 people go
“At least they did a 0.7! Imagine if it went from 0.5 to 1 with no content
I would prefer it
yea i dont see the point of it
"have this cookie to grind for, for the next months.."
"hey what if you had a better ring in 6 weeks" isn't a great sell
or even a good sell
Gonna get gilded discount due to it 1 week earlier so thats a W in my book
the crest changes didn't require a .7
legion is just wotlk for people born after 1997
Actually I wanna hear what everyone’s fav expansion was
Tried a bit of both wotlk and cata classic but they felt way worse than just standard vanilla
wrath
what the fuck is your status
who are u to question it
from ulduar in wrath thru firelands in cata was the best wow ever was for me
Bro I was like 3 or 4 when ulduar came out

Mists, even if I didn’t complete it.
That or BC.
birthdate starting with 2--- is wild
2005, December 20th
im old
Its crazy to feel old when born 1998
i was neck deep in pc call of duty 2 at that time
Like I am young hellooo
i was 99 but neck deep in wow by the time 2005 happened
Old
Ok what do you all think of marmite as a snack
You missed 911
i remember playing starcraft on dial up and having to close the multiplayer client to call my friend to ask if he was ready to play
No toast or anything
it was 1999
Just marmite on its own
depends, probably wrath/cata but SL for modern wow
i played back in wrath/cata and quit until SL
they're like completely different games at this point i feel
I surprised how many people like SL
I remember everyone HATING it
Delete this one big dog
Marmite on toast is bad enough
the precursor to crests
Marmite rawdog? Nah
Raw dogging using marmite 😳
WHAT
parts of it were shit, i just liked nathria and some other things
I feel like most people say S1 was the best
Ghast was one of the biggest disappointments for me
PvP was also better in SL and much more active
MoP classic pvp boutta go crazy
The CC nerfs from DF made it kinda shit
Pvp has just been slowlynkilled
those seasons are insane
For a while it seems
Yep
Hard for me to get 1800 in 3’s when I gotta play against glads to get there
I’m p sure they care about pve much more than pvp
Also
Did I ever show the elder scrolls oblivion mod that let you order pizza irl
More thought put into that than wow pvp atm
One of the 0.5 patches in wod was literally just a selfie camera and twitter integration
Did you know wow has built in Twitter
Yes
Oh my fuckign god I remember hearing about this
Remember when selfies were like
A big thing kek
Btw
What do I take here
i think socket
I was thinking MqM tho
Would be good for ST no?
Idk tho I could sim
Might take a sec to sim 9 options tho
I think they had to take it out now
Lolll
Muskrat said you have to pay a ton of money for api access and blizz was like wait we still have twitter integration??? Shit let’s get rid of it
Buddy I hardly know er
Incredible
Is silken court cds on pull or after first set of web snags?
we are in the end of the roman republic the best is yet to come
Eat your slop good shitizen
Dominos destroys my stomach but I won't stop eating parm bites
that world literally came out like this year
eating a emergency pizza as germanic barbarians pillage rome
It goes for whispyr too, and he calls me dominos
Diabetic wheezing as you get on your mobility scooter to repel invaders
jousting on electric scooters
and instead of those jousting poles, it's your metal IV pole
guys any ideea why my Deathmark macro dont work?
#showtooltip Deathmark
/use Tempered Potion
/cast Deathmark
/use 14
the tempered potion dont acctivate
had the same problem, switched to item Ids, now they work
/use 13
/use 14
/use item:212971
/use item:212970
/use item:212969
/use item:212265
/use item:212264
/use item:212263
/cast Deathmark
@balmy condor should we trust dslice sims when it comes to m+ gearing. its recommending me to slap on a bunch of haste even though none of the top rogues are playing haste
Yes
Yes
Assassination
(2) Set Bonus: Your spells and abilities have a chance to activate a Winning Streak! increasing the damage of your Envenom, Rupture, and Crimson Tempest by 3%, stacking up to 10 times. Envenom, Rupture, and Crimson Tempest has a 15% chance to remove Winning Streak!
(4) Set Bonus: When you would lose Winning Streak!, you have a chance to instead gain maximum stacks of Winning Streak for 4 seconds. These cannot be removed and have 30% additional effect while immune to removal.
TIER SETS R OUT
Season 2 fatebound, I mean coin flip, I mean tier set bonus.
Very interesting fatebound I mean tier set design here that buffs… everything?
Thanks blizzard very cool
that is odd
i swear
It’s it unfathomable to me
they're just trying to make people play mop classic
How anyone comes up with this
L patch
And goes “yeah that’s fun”
They legit just took the current tier set and fatebound coin changes and smashed them together
Are they fucking high
Rng passive ill ignore cool

gambling culture 💀
WE ARE SO COOKED

I haven’t woken up yet
literally me GAMBAING hoping i crit all my envenoms this tier
This is just a nightmare
let me check what havoc got
cant wait for ULTRAGAMBA next tier
hopefully we're good this time around
huge patchnotes with class changes ->no rogue
as it is Tradition
ctrl+f ROGUE -> see this, classic
We’ve been complaining about spec damage being too rng for a year and a half and blizzard decides to make tier sets into slot machines
Maybe they were right to have gotten rid of tier sets if this was their vision
havoc changes are way worse
Good
how many bosses next tier are gonna be forced to face us? Place your bets now, gamble on KB parries and our tier sets
bro whats happening to rogues
These tier sets are my 13th up to whatever the fuck many there are reasons why
(;
if rogue would appear in patchnotes beyond "envenom/eviscerate/dispatch buffed by 5%" its the anomaly
Trickster still dead for Outlaw Fatebound still mostly dead for Assa
Fatebound doesn’t need much to be fair
it needs help in AoE and defensively
Like if they removed the weird “tails does less damage in aoe”
rememeber whisp
one :3 a day keeps the voices at bay
defensive gap is wild
ye, we are allready close to play cringeflipper
These tier sets are weird
I’ll cringe flip you
But it’s not THAT good
compare it to other sets
I don't dislike fatebound im down to go full gamba if that's what Bliz wants
I've mained rogue for like 7 years at this point but
fuck it I don't think I can stick with a class Blizzard is actively making worse
bait and switch is no "you would take a 5% dmg hit" level of strong
I like seeing the little coin
i still dont like deathmark's gameplay even tho im used to it
Same, I've raided with deathstalker the entire xpac so far (not terribly high level, 4/8 mythic before we called it), and
I stopped having fun after the first few weeks. Think I'm swapping mains until Rogue actually gets some love
Every other class having a fuckton of patch notes while we have a few lines for outlaw is insane lol
Fatebound is fun until your opener flips brick and you wanna unalive
tbh, we got more or less a bit of the amidrasil tier as a talent on tww launch aswell
Wtf is this set?
At least Assa has some gameplay with Fatebound rather than full passive like it is on Outlaw
they made all tiersets for everyone "lol gambling"
assa isnt even the worst
far from it
Which is?
fire mage lol
pressing CB 
Damn not even slow moded hell yeah
what gameplay?
cold blood to force a good flip once in a blue moon
What is deathmarks game play
We don’t press CB though
They are just warming us up to gamba mechanics before wow goes full gatcha gaming
oh he wsasn't joking about CB
We macro it

you macro cb with kingsbane lol
tbh i havent played fatebound since week 1 when it wasnt macroed

the only "gameplay change" cringebound has is: you use vanish for the 2nd CB envenom
aka vanish like 1sec more early
Deathstalker's gameplay is the anger you get when certain encounters just decide you dont get to play your hero talents
If I get one log review next tier on low parse numbers and I check their buff time and see a low ass number
ye it moves 1 button in opener huge
Whis are you here
forced to build to max every 4th finisher and forced to envenom every 4th finisher
I will gatekeep
@balmy condor https://www.instagram.com/p/DDxUWDbIH_V/?img_index=1&igsh=d2xxZmEydzVmaGxp this you?
Oh you mean deathstalker
had to explain my RL why i cant do ansurek portals, cus blizz decided that my hero tree doesnt let me swap platforms

obviously
You said death mark
bro ive been building a bathroom all day im fucking exhausted
but you get the mark when the add dies
Okay well I can’t read your mind
hi fucking exhausted
you can use context
No my balls are way too heavy for that
I work at the USPS and it’s Christmas maybe I’m too tired for context too
Empty them D:
skill issue
15 pound (~7kg)
It was yours first
You can’t roll that on your arms like a basketball
nah i understoof what I meant
Your arms will just collapse
worked parttime for the German Postal Service for 1month during Christmas time 4years ago
yeha, never again
DIE POST? 
JA
Hi does anyone know if you have to finish the campiain before you can [ic up the ring quest in tbis new patch from DAWN?
Aight someone cook a shitpost thumbnail daddy’s gotta yell at a camera with no one around
This is my tenth Christmas 🙃
the flesh is strong, his mind is spongey
soon he will go for m+ title
you know what, I can actually work with this hold on
I cba with 11.0.7 5 mins of content each week to grab a ring that'll be useful for start of prog zzzzz
that 1month made me cry at one point 🙂
You you feel about the set bonuses ball man
It’s insane in here
that train is lost sorry whispur
Is this the vision blizzard has when they think "what does the players consider fun"?
I mean they did say the tier sets are hotel casino themed
what would be worse, the gamba set bonus affecting our gameplay, or the gamba set bonus being totally passive and affecting our parses?
i don't see how it could affect gameplay
Casino Royale is a james bond movie that's hotel casino themed
its also a book
The subtlety version of the tier set looks way more consistent than assass
Is it safe to buy?
no
Call me Le Chiffre
ours is by far the most RNG
already more effort than 11.0.7 lets fucking go
what does rog get
yeah im not fond
a kick in the balls
Sub's bonus is interesting cuz it could infulence when you use SecTec depending on if you go in to dance with high stacks or not, Assa's bonus just doubles down on the gamba
ah like usual
Maximum effort shitposting I’m here for it
they have years of "RtB sucks and we dont like it" feedback from the wide masses, because people tend to not like visible rng mechanics even if they are heavy skewed in your favor because you can see bad rng so much in them
and then they made fatebound
they just throw stuff at the wall
good dead eyes, make one twitch a little
they dont really think "what is fun"
the artist really cooked with that one
least they changed not key dropping below 12s
these patchnotes really set all the discords on fire
After the patch we are rdy for wow lootbox gamba D:
read the last thing i wrote lol
like this
people HATE rng mechanics, and they just gave everyone one as a tier set
and then also dogshit class changes, and rogue/brewmaster didnt even get any 
god I hope RWF's end boss gets killed by a giga rng pull
We have a spec for gamblers and thats outlaw. Most of people playing assa are looking for a methodical planning gameplay. I cant stand looking at logs and be like "oh did less damage cause no rng proc from weapon, bad rng from talents, bad rng from tier set during 2 mins"
well tbh i dont think rogue itself needs many changes
that would be pure chaos
do we have something happening that actively requires a change?
i'm gonna say rogue is fucking strong we dont need changes i dont see any flaws with the specs
there are some classes and specs that are really down bad
i think the tier sets suck, but no changes is probably good news, no?
Assa is pretty fine, Sub is not bad, Outlaw has issues
our fucking hero trees 
whats wrong with our hero tree
bro, its 2x "envenom does more dmg"
in other news
what change do u want blizzard to do there
Keys not depleting below 12 is a crazy change and welcomed
they're boring, clunky, bugged, etc
be 5% creative for once
i will only play rogue in pve if i dont have to play outlaw!
Outlaw is "creative" and people hate that shit half the time
I don't think people realize how little this matters for the general playerbase honestly
it's like
REALLY whack
i think it absolutely matters
Most people top out at 10s max
most people are engaging the system in the 2-12 range
only affecting people that have all +12's timed, and then only when you're doing above 12's
is definitely one of the choices
its why u get that steep drop of people signing up for 11s, cuz anybody capable is doing 12s after 10s
m+ makes me sleepy
waht
But you cant time them right?
you need the achieve
oh
you have to time all +12's
Are we assuming Winning Streak from the new tier set triggers off the ticks of rupture and crimson tempest?
wait what
no
HUH
yeah
2850 score is not hard but it means all 12s so it's purely for people pushing above 12s
okay ye that needs to be removed
you have to time all +12's, it gives you the achieve
Off topic question: big GB pull after throngus, lavabender and such, dot shit up, focus bender and funnel, correct?
it should be just baseline
then your keys that you run, which are below 12
Hey guys, alchemy stone sims quite high in 636, any reason it's in F tier according to wowhead ? It's high in ST and 5target in bloodmallet too. I just simmed it it's a small upgrade compared to 626 arakra sac
do not depelete
dude wtf its pointless then
is this channel burning after the tier set notes?
cause it sims good compared to trinkets 10 ilvl under it
Not quite
not really a great sign
its literally supposed to be just key protection for people progressiong the system on the low end
Ehh, I think its good that way, you should still have to sit there and work to time your 12s
why would they gate keep it with rating
Is any class getting GUTTED, i didnt wanna read through it all
idt they're gate keeping it though, its just insurance for people already done with 12s
should i disregard the sim ?
no the sim is accurate
My versa haste dagger at 639 sims higher than my crit mastery at 619 is haste versa our best stats?
you just have no good trinket to compare it to
its so hard to bring a key back up to 12 after getting an 11, half the time u drop it to 10 and +2 it to get back your 12
if you have a 12 there is no chance u brick is under 10
ye exactly, so imma craft it then
but my feelings
like the gap between 12 and 10 is huge
laughs in pug only player
well that's also getting changed
but yeh
So from how I understand it, the tierset works really slow unless rng full stacks
yes, please ask for top logs pawn strings
ye exactly, imma craft it then. Thanks !
the tierset is a gamble
you gamble up
and then you have a chance to lose it all
and when you lose it all
you gain it all for a short time
?!?!??!?!?!?! why
so that you can lose it again
why tf do other specs get cool spell procs
you have a CHANCE to gain it all again
double gamba
slots on slots
Good morning. Love that Sin gets nothing on the PTR notes
oh, they removed the curve/ksm token
Gamba into more gamba?!?!?

aw man
Warlocks get a way to guarantee a jackpot while we just play slot machine kinda dumb
Light work tbh
19mph off your hand though
I dont like that we share same tier bonus as each spec
Dog I’m just talking about my nuts
Tf you talking about
my balls
Get 1600 PvP ksm and aotc week and 1 tier token and you have 4 set
Why tf am I rolling them 19mph
?? you get 1 token only
i will100% not go into pvp mate lol
It’s a cata charge
Hi, what are your options at this categories when simming for m+? any tips?
For each
Dungeon slice
Get
1600 PvPAids
ksmBrain damage
aotc week and 1 tier token and you have 4 set
8 weekly no leavers per week
Dungeon Slice, 1 boss, 60% uptime for dawnthread
1600 in PVP no thank you
8 weekly no leavers per week, log in
They can’t give me more
any PVP is a no thank you
1600 so ez tho
super, thx
u fight noobs with no arms
it's not about difficulty
hey man i have arms

it's about having fun
yeah but I hate interacting with PVP players
i just don't know where kidney shot is on my bars
9 baby
LOL
quake's hand can reach 9
Yeah
bro's built like shaq
I am not
LMFAO
quakeoneil
I’m like an inch shorter than you whispyr lmfao
body height or.......?

Oh no that’s more than an inch king
Body height only an inch 🙂
all these classes getting paragraph after paragraph of changes and rogues get fuck all
when I'm giving quake top and he grabs my hair I feel his fucking fingers in my ears gripping my head like a fucking stress ball

Honestly that kinda is yeah
Yeah
what
I didn't need to read that
did I stutter
Here we are
im resisiting the urge to send questinable stuff rn
mb.
Woah did I run into the fan fiction sub by mistake
Mistake?
I mean it’s always like this
blizzard
im fucking
TOUCHING
YOUR
ANUS HOLE
aight would you rather:
- homoerotic quake x whispyr posting
- this dogshit ass gamba tier bonus
the choice is clear
?!?!?!
/wave
ill have to farm fucking renown
11111111111111
for a dinar
Excuse me gamers, i have a question real quick
I'd rather stick to posting disinformation
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
ur interrupting our fanfic stuff
but carry on
what is ur question
Ive decided to be a man, and pick up the dagger. and im about to make my character for season 2 of TWW.
what race would you choose? for a PvE focusd assassination rogue
whatever looks prettiest
If you are not playing at the top tiers of the gameplay, whatever looks cool
Yeah
If you wanna min/max for whatever reason, nelf or dwarf is good
Either the renown is handed out like candy and timgated or it's gonna be dogshit
Im pushing CE currently. and plan to do the same next season as well
Yeah the answer is the same.
When they mean top tiers, they mean like RWF
then the prettiest
I’m calling this shit RaidRenown TM

a Dracthyr rogue 
If you're pushing CE then gnome is always good because holy fuck no one will ever break me out of 3rd roots 
somebody shoot that guy
my bad i got hit with the rage bait

15 tiers now?

back to homoerotica
Could be us
are you?
ill see u soon bby<3
fuck no
I think he enjoyed the fanfic at least
Damn 
I am questioning why I play this game
real and true
cuz when you hit the jackpot your dopamine gets a hit
yipee!
keep gambling
tbh
that "renown" will probs be "kill raid bosses"
so like, not different then the current buff
kill myself
12.0 will be better 
enjoy your dinar once youre 2months into farm varas
I'm a fucking maplestory player looking at world of warcraft and going "damn, that's a ton of RNG and bad decisions, what a shit game"
do you understand how low we have to be
to get to that point

ngl theres a lot of good games out rn
so i dont mind it as much
ngl the end of this year has sorta popped off with games
I hope we get some proc based stat embellishments with the next patch that outsim everything else
maybe some new enchants too
fatebound but for every spec what is to hate 
We cant play around new tier set?
They should let us roll a d20 every energy tick to decide how much energy we regen
bro I can't wait
whisypr of hating 12.0.0
Big wins only
its time to change
what m+ dumbfuck is gonna cook
"only press CT when above 3 stacks of JACKPOT KA CHING WEE WOO WEE WOO"

....
yep
Literally printing damage right now
anyone have a good weakaura for tracking stacks of JACKPOT KA CHING WE WOO WE WOO??
whipsyr if i get 15% dmg increase do i rupture or envenom? aoe 3t, 35% hp, no zoldyck
rupture expires in 22 seconds
tier sets back to lookin like pirates
since out hero talents got almost 0 visuals I want a slot machine to go with our tier set
Can’t wait to add gamba sound effect weak auras when I hit the jackpot
ok the rupture expires in 22 seconds bit got me chortling
dude you don't get it, tails coins flip left and heads tails flip right
I want flashing lights and loud noises I want to feel like Im in Vegas gambling the pension
I like it but its doesn't feel like a rogue set but an outlaw set
wdym, remove the edgelord headpiece and its good
That i can agree with. It doesnt scream all 3 specs
i cant wait to see the finisher rules in aoe! only redot when below 3 stacks
Didn't you hear the rogue class got renamed to gambler?
can't wait to play fatebound next patch and double down on the gambling

Rogue tierset looks pretty good. But it looks like an outlaw set lmfao
and flip a coin irl if you even start the game at all
It even has a gun in the belt xD
Fatebound gets it twisted for sure
I wonder if blizzard is trying to push rogues into outlaw
uhm actually
theres also edge case where it lands on its side
Looks perfect for plunderstorm
Hell yeah brother
they dont think about rogues
tbh, they often dont think at all
cus otherwhise i cant explain the clusterfuck of choices they made with tww
If they want rogues to play Outlaw they should give Outlaw more than 1 hero talent
I get them
Come on, they think about rogue. We have like 2 lines on the patch notes!
throw a coin each raid day to choose which spec to play and add more rng
Can we get whoever makes the DK tier to make our set, it’s absolutely fire again - DKs eating good
playing fatebound irl
You can increase the chance to dont break the streak when you pay 5 bucks per day in the shop x)
i think pally gets the best
how many gatcha pulls until I'm guaranteed to have fun?
420
pally makes me think of spell breakers from WC3
Nah DK hands down, and mage looks like a fried pokemon
They are all sets are slot machines?
can't wait for the new poker machine weak aura for the tier set BING BONG
"Jackpot and winning streak"
Is assi going to potentially have any degen stuff where you don't press finishers to save for burst
brother read the fucking bonus
Looks like pooling is back on the menu boys
there's fucking nothing you can do
it's just gamble
what do you want to min max out of this
it finishers increase finisher damage
Dunno
you're fucked
Double fatebound im in 
there's nothing here
Hodl for vendetta
bring back SnD 
holding my envenom for 60 secs till next deathmark 
Track the coins, track the slot machine, cry when they go to 0
are you just gonna sit on your ass and not press envenom?
what are we fucking cooking
Yeah
Lets play autohit only
They’re gonna put slice and dice back on their bars
white damage as 70% of dps lets goooo
its just play and quoting the goat gattuso "sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit"
So they can save damage for kb windows for some reason
Set sounds fun for raidlogs x)
Every1 has the same style of gamba tierset
what if there's stupidity synergy
Its not even that dumb, most new stuff has variance
Idk, its a raid in a casino
Theres going to be gamba
Aug can no longer buff tanks and healers

Damn did they kill Aug
can't wait to proc the bonus then not have enough energy to get back to 5 cp in 4 seconds 
This has to be part of Blizzard's longstanding objective to kill log parse dick measuring
Outlaws are playing slots now full time 
?
are we getting closer again for the "aug gets reworked into a normal dps" moment?
"parse bad because procs bad" "parse good because procs good" UNGA BUNGA
yeah, a raid in a casino, make the fucking raid encounters interesting then what the fuck are we doing putting literal JACKPOT into spec design
who tf cares about parses
My tryhard guilddies 😦
hit the gym for 3 sets of hopes and prayers
A ticket for nevada in february pls
i miss the old one-armed bandit slot machines
Everytime you encounter a boss you have to spin a slot machine
kids these days dont understand the arm strength built from literally pulling a lever
You rang
yes
im laughing so hard at the aug thing rn holy Shit
just admit defeat allready

"we can manage to keep it balanced and relevant in all content"
Bliz said GTFO of M+
I think they're compensating with the 25% additional bonus when not in a raid
so DPS up, survivability down
I just realised next raid has the perfect opportunity for a slot machine minigame trinket
pull the lever 3 times and get a buff based on what you hit
that would be FUN
The real quantum device "???"
We already have that's it's called treacherous transmitter
we can have MORE
hey guys, the new updated kingsbane timeline weak aura, how do I turn the tea back on? if anyone knows what I mean Lol
should be an option in custom settings
they should design a boss where there's a pool of 10 mechanics and every time you pull it, it randomizes which ones you get 
I found it , tyty!
Correct.
Stone Legion Generals but more aids yes please
np
ooh yes, but don't do any guardrails so that cloth dps can get a tank mechanic, and rogues/warriors can get a healer mechanic
that set effect is just calling me to respect outlaw/fatebound to have the true casino experience
So are we going to fish for 1 combo point builder > envenom/rupture then? Hahaha. Depending on how high % is
fuck no
Sorry that was semi bait, just hoping it something silly like that ends up being theoretically optimal.

Bro
Rets have it so similar but guaranteed blasting when losing streak
well yes
Can you pin this x)?
all melee share the 2 piece
because blizzard apparently couldn't be fucked to even make spec tier sets anymore
Such good much wow.
I love rng thank you so much blizzard.
I love not knowing if i’m doing well or not or if i just got unlucky
Such good many greats
Why had ret only 12% on 2 skills o.O and not 15
I mean I guess lower % is actually worse for them since they get guaranteed WINNING when they lose it haha
And we don't
Wtb assa df season 3 tierset
if you wanna see something funny
they revamp mm hunter and fully remove the pets and instead give a static pet
the feedback post about it removes all comments that ask why the hell they remove pets from hunter

Just make pets a dot on the boss and have the animations be optional 👀
Just delete hunter x:
give mm a tier set that gives them a random chance to proc one of their pets, it's a casino raid after all
Nah my hunter's called Bobby Gobby and he's a Bobby Kotick lookalike Goblin can't delete that
Imagine losing your streak 3x in a row and 3x in a row your 4 set doesnt trigger
tank damage leggo
Russian Roulette angle irl I think
the rogue Patchnotes are in stealth xddddddd
you know, the funny joke
Where do they say everyone is getting major changes?
just make Fatebound playable in AoE so I can dopaminemaxx






