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yeah
Prolly need to drop to the pits of hell and train my healing on 1.4 or something i cant do anything
(Also F hunters and shamans and monks)
yeah dunno, i'm a bit clueless when it comes to healing. never really gave it a shot.
Hey guys, started prog on mythic Silken Court . The top 50 logs seem to be a bit mixed regarding CD usage. Some hold for almost every damage amp, some just seem to send on CD from start regardless on damage amp or not. Can someone help me out with this one? Maybe some tips in general?
Is your question how to log well on this fight or when to send your cooldowns?
I don't care about log honestly, when to send cooldowns, basically yeah, without overcomplicating with little gain, basically
!mute @fickle jasper Take a day to consider whether or not you wish to be a meaningful member to this community.
Anyone else while Im here?
I haven’t made it to court yet, but if you want to get the most damage from your cooldowns send it during the amp phase and hold onto them
During prog it might be better to just send them on cd
Reminder that this is not your buddys discord server, or your own where you can spread bigoted views disguised as jokes.
thanks shien 
Speaking of court, how do you manage the mark swap?
Hold vanish for if it ever drops
I think this is fair, just so strange to see a lot of top logs just sending as well, makes me think there's not THAT much to holding for sin. Thank you!
probably do the amp thing seems to perform better overall, when I killed people still used on cd now the amp logs are all better by a margin larger than 2 weeks of gear and 1 more raid buff
What does bigoted views mean? Never heard that before
but ye it doesnt rly matter the fight isn't a dps check anymore 
Google bigot. Do the math.
Fatebound isn't a solution? Ahaha
yes
start on anubaresh, just hold if you have darkest night and intermission is like 5 sec away, then keep it on spinner till second intermission, mark swap in p3 can be kinda annoying
thinking about cringebound at all means that you should get tested
brain is bleeding
Fatebound could be fine it's more bursty and a dmg amp fight 
I wonder if fatebound sims higher for me yet
I called a medic, ty for tip
That's what I try to do, but intermission switch isn't consistent in HC
Not at silk in MM yet
But that's the only fight I struggle
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today or did someone piss in your cereal
spymasters/queen ring dont exist btw
man, why are people doing heroic? i dont know
cape doesnt exist either
Probably to get the very rare items that don’t exist
probably mark swap from anubaresh after the first dmg amp then, but we skip second amp sometimes, if you consistently get the second one, you can still play it like in my original message
Rude.. some mates still need spymaster and I still want queen ring. And getting some stuff for offspecs + weekly dmg amp
You're right, I should just swap earlier
on heroic, just mark the guy that does into intermission next tbh
like, mark the caster and train on her until intermission is over, then mark the bettle guy, then in p3 you just alternate the marks after every dmg AMP mechanic
in heroic you are not holding cds for the amp anyway, so its w/e, the 2% more dmg you would have done with the mark doesnt matter there
!up
Hmmm right, just switch the during the amp without the mark so?
I'll give a try, maybe I'll be more consistent
Cause that's my main issue, being inconsistent between pulls
Mb
Knew it was u
Np
Bet you were hoping 2 you sicko
how important in m+ is the upkeep of garrote?
Improved pretty - non empowered? Not very. On boss (st) pretty important
Hey. When will be Mastery stronger then Crit are there Breakpoints or will it stay at Crit>Mastery? Sorry english is not my first language 😄
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Fatebound will generally want more crit than Deathstalker due to Deal Fate
- Deathstalker prefers more Mastery/Haste due to Darkest Night guaranteeing a crit
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
Okay ty. So my Sim is not wrong to go with Crit Mastery sockets. Tyty
I have a tummy ache.

Damn
I'm being very brave about it though.

Nah golden showers ain’t my thing
whats dn
Deez N

Dog I’m pissing in ur cereal not you. Sicko 

!tricks
Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0
If we are in a boss fight and we drop the mark do we vanish to reapply it or usually vanish last 6 seconds of KB?

KB, mark dropping shouldnt really happen on any fight
might take a little practice on a fight like silken court, but its better to learn how to not have your mark drop, than use a CD inefficiently
When Ulgrax phases or something like that I meant
if you end up playing a build that isnt taking improved garrote thats fine
still shouldnt happen
Yeah, you just hold your darkest night proc
I miss understood you
if we have a buffed garrote , do we refresh after it expires ?
If you know they're phasing soon
yes
Got yall thanks
like, it might happen, but its not smth you wanna adjust for in your CD usage, its smth you wanna adjust for by playing better the next time.
That being said, if you do end up on a fight like ulgrax, then yeah, youd vanish to reapply mark instead in that one pull
Progress is progress
so youd vanish->ambush->garrote and then pop DM
I'm having issues with heroic queen and doing more dps on it. Should I be using the force induction layout or the 2 points into lethality one? I'm seeeing people doing both. I'm ending up about 40 mil behind people on phase 1 and 3.
Yea everyone is putting bout 150 mil into her but i'm only getting 110 mil.
I noticed the wowhead build at some point changed away from lethality thats why i was unsure if i should be doing that
Lather on the CDs when they come up
Do I also lose a lot of dps since i'm a popper?
Depends how the marks are placed, but generally I'd say no if they're going in melee like they should be
Who are you comparing yourself to?
Other people in my guild group I seem to be the lowest dps but with a much higher ilvl. I do not have a sacbrood though and am using ritual knife.
I', m ending up finishing attempts at anywhere from 600 to 900k depending on how procs have gone.
Whats your uptime like end of P1 (her intermission I guess?)? Are you shadowstepping through the pulls or running out?
running out
you're not killing it? cause you will gain a bunch of damage from execute phase
no we are dying on platforms
Can gain some extra uptime there if you just take a few steps back and SS when the pull happens
what %age is she when you go to platforms?
Like 41-39?
between 45 and 50
im trying to pull up logs to compare for oyu, but it seems scuffed atm
its quite lagged at moment
my guild goes into intermission at about 30% though
This is a pug i ran last night that kicked me for low dps but logs say I was blue parsing.
that's troll af to kick you
don’t try to do much aoe in p2, just send kb on one of the big adds and focus on not dying to orbs. in p3 your job is to crank the boss and pray you have other dps in the group who can kill the adds since assa target swapping is really bad and you can top boss damage easily.
You not running caustic splatter or am I just missing it?
use the spatter cleave build
Yeah that'll bump your damage in both phases. Depending on comp the silken tomb webs dont really matter but it'll bump your numbers at least
I was single target cause the webs were being killed faster then i could get an envenom off
You need spatter for adds in P3 too
Does someone have a the mouseover from casualaddict?
both
/cast [@mouseover,harm,nodead] [] Garrote
Thank you for all the help btw.
spatter wont help your boss dam though
It doesn't need to lol
thanks mate
That's mine, not casual one 😛
It will cast on the mouseover. If no mouseover, your current target
There was something else i was not sure of on queen. Are melee supposed to be killing shackles? I tried to help out and ended up webbed.
i mean, you dont run INTO the shackles
and the tanks are supposed to bring the Boss to them so that they can get cleaved down
but tanks and doing mechanics, lol
my guild tanks are good on that but i've been pugging it and they tend to not even give you discord to hear calll outs when ya pug.
well, WoW rule #3: never Pug
Cause tank don't move
They are "tanks"
Same for adds, pop it close to the boss and RoP for cleave
I have a question for the best of this discord, who prefers to carry Arakara trinket 639 or Empowering Crystal 626? m+ 13-14+
Question - in ST are you not letting your energy drop to 30 to pop tea? and is it important to maintain envenom buff
feelcraft, but i only care about tea management outside CD and if close to a kb window just to ensure it'll be smooth
I would sim. I currently use 639 crystal
Envenom buff is important, yes, you wanna keep it as much as possibl
And I try to not activate tea outside of shiv
I have these but I also have the crystal 626

are you using shiv even with kingsbane and deathmark not up?
Runing 1 shiv build, yes
Thank you so much! ❤️
But, I don't use if I got less than 20 sec remaining on kingsbane
Still, sim
that makes sense cause of the cool down and it lining up
If I forget to apply Deathstalkers Mark on a boss initially, the only way to apply it is with Vanish right? I was doing runs yesterday and kept forgetting to ambush and just didn’t have a mark for half a boss fight in M+
Right
Ok, so just gotta remember to Ambush more. Am used to Fatebound opener
i had a look at your logs on heroic prog. there are a few mistakes you are making that are foundational, can let you know if you wish
Got it, thanks! Just gotta not be bad.
If you track it on a WA, it will be good
Don't hesitate to apply if you pull with a few sec left on DN
I mean, open with ambush in the case you won't be able to proc DN before the buff fade
I'd like to know
i noticed that you have the same number of shiv casts as kingsbanes, which likely means you are not refreshing shiv for the end of kingsbane. you also have pretty poor uptime on your dots
and on a few of your wipes, you have the same kingsbane casts as deathmark casts, which means you aren't doing kb's on 1 minute intervals
playing around our KB windows is very important
In M+ do you shiv on packs only to remove enrage or for dmg?
dmg, there is very few instances of soothe
so i shoudl be shiving again during kings bane?
yup, you should cover the entire kingbane window with the shiv buff
i've been nmaking sur ei always have a charge
sub / outlaw main?
with shiv being 30s cooldown, you will have 2 charges on the minute every minute, so you can always cover your entire kb with it
thank you i will set up an aura for that
Nope, first season of me playing rogue
that also tracks 🙂 it's used as a soothe for the other 2, it's kinda a big damage amp for us though
You miss me? Bit weird but I appreciate it big dog
first importance is to buff kingsbane windows, but in keys you'll have a use in between kingsbanes
Even playing sub/outlaw, you should be using shiv
For disenrage
On gb and nw at least
I see tanks die on the Orges in GB quite frequently
!pooling
Read About Pooling
TLDR:Maintain max uptime on Envenom
- For Fatebound, Sanguine Blades is typically much better than Deathstalker. For this reason, if you can't maintain Envenom uptime anymore, you should build combo points, then reset your energy back to around 70% before maintaining again.
- For Deathstalker, try to stay under 50% as much as possible while maxing out Envenom uptime. Single target builds play Vicious Venoms instead of Sanguine Blades as well.
The reason we do this is to maximize uptimes and use energy more efficiently for Deathstalker marks/cooldowns. Staying under 50% leads to more Envenom casts, which is more Darkest Night Procs. For Fatebound, heads flips contribute damage regardless of if you're flipping or not, so this pressure to keep spending is lessened.
shiv works on them, but so does a 5 cp kidney
Yep, big CC or disenrage
disenrage sounds like a hunter that fell into the depths of gb lol
the ogres that either need a stun, or the tank to move away for literally 2seconds? 
like, they drop all stacks after not attacking for literally 2 seconds

Tanks doing mechanics?
i had 2 low level pugs in there the other day, tank refused to kite the enforcers, or throngar, raged at me for not healing him, and left group
Why do mechanic when press shield block?
antiundisenrage
Just bubble taunt
He shouldn’t let a rogue heal though

why Press shieldblock when you can Press revenge
another sacbrood missed one day he will arrive
Why are you going for sacbrood? Be a gamer use empowering crystal
its somehow the least defensive plate class
like
you'd think fury would be less durable
but no
arms has like. 2 defensives, 1 health recovery tool and rallying cry
if fury was less durable, fury players would die before you even pull the Boss
is an update to the builds on wowhead recent? just noticed that people are swaying away from lethality in favour of supercharger
@arctic socket Im not gonna get hurt again this week
People swap to what ever sims the highest for them
How come you don’t have any mythic raid slots?
And not a full heroic vault

On the bench this week, we only do the heroic skip
and then tehy go into mythic
I should prolly kill two bosses so I have more chances at poison ring
What boss are they prog?
it's light work
Kyveza prog rn
!wa
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heyo
Just quickly wanna know what spec is considered the most "beginner friendly" of the 3 rogue has?
I was in for a night last week and it was a mess to learn
but once I got it down it was cool
Sin is pretty easy
I shadowstepped behind boss at one point and got splattered by two balls
My favorite fight was mythic brood
That was fun
Learning rash was also very fun
is that sim better then ritual knife as well? Knife keeps taking haste at bad times.
For me it’s my highest simming aoe
Trinket
Ye and its not even remotely close
Theres like 1 or 2 entire tiers in a tierlist inbetween her and the next best boss this raid
wasn't much to learn on rashanan
shoulda been one pull
took six

princess the first fight where defensive usage is really impactful
and actually made you play elusiveness too which was nice
Its also cool, feels fun and whenever you wipe its because somebody made a tangible mistake and it feels kinda fair
Whereas on a fight like silken court, sometimes you ran into a double orb and died and it feels like bullshit
Or somebody triggered their soak circle 0.2 seconds too late on queen and you wipe
sub
super chill
outlaws pretty slow going too

Outlaw is not very slow
Its extremely fast
no ar no crackshot?
Is there a way to make a weakaura that would let me know when shiv is not up during kings bane? I tried to make one but it does not seem to like the additional conidition
Yes, just a kingsbane trigger and a shiv trigger will work. Just depends how you have it set up and what you want it to do
could not be more the opposite
outlaw is one of the fastest specs
!wa Both whispyr and my shiv icons in our packs glow when shiv isn't up during kb
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if you want an example of the conditions
cool ty

Quick question, is the rare neck also better for m+ stuff or just raid only?
cuz im dropping a ton of crit for it
Raid for most

No trolling
But m+ for some justbdue to the lack of haste in their profile

makes sense yeah cuz I got different result on 2 sims once it said its an upgrade and once it said its a downgrade xd
How much upgrade? Sometimes we're talking about 0.2% increases like it was a big number
around 18k
That's 2(?)% right
yes 2-3%
Fuck it, use it.
I honestly think that most of my DPS in m+ comes from actually playing properly vs having the right gear
yeah thats true and the extra versa is nice too
in dungeon slice it shows me as 20k dps worse
And mana for healer
in like 2,1mio dps
thats true for sure
I have that neck too and it sims worse than my critical mastery one so I just don't use it in m+
And sometimes I forget to swap my st gear for my m+ gear and I don't even notice until later in the day
maybe its because I play mistweaver and havent done M+ on it but I've never really gone OOM on it in pulls
In your opinion guys, concoction or spelunkers
What's spelunker
LMAO
yeah I just got it and also got the mastery crit neck and was just unsure if I should use it
Yeah ik
Spelunker doesn't fuck you up
Well conc is only one jump
Until you forget
I have it in one of my Alts as well
I mean yeah it is D tier
That sounds like user error tho 
Make it a fart sound. You’ll never forget
You're a genius ain't you
Meanwhile I like to jump all the time. So having the trinket cancel 1 second in feels bad too.
I've bonded with the shit trinket after getting stunned a 100 times sorry
Transmitter from Kyveza
hey is the assa rotation wowhead guide up to date ? for single target cd they use 2x shiv but no one plays with double shiv charge
It has 3 possible tasks, jump 3 times is one of them, also have a ball to go pick up or stand on a circle
Kriss?
have aura for this tasks
shiv sorry
Yes the assa rotation guide is up to date on wowhead.
You play double shiv in raid
What do you mean no one plays?


If m+ same logic, just do the last shiv
i'm just looking at m+ loadouts maybe that's that i guess
Who is nobody? Is he on Warcraft logs?
Only
What server
perfect thanks
the info i needed
np
yup crucial info on your part ty
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I GOT GOT
@arctic socket
Obviously
What
Oh yeah
if im doing a high key, should i be using deathmark on cooldown when fighting trash? i dont see the point of doing that since it rly only buffs your bleed on that 1 target
but every video guide does use it so im conflicted
idk it never seemed that important to use on that especially if we clear them fast enough and im at the boss with no deathmark
well you would generally hold for a short amount of time for priority targets
You use as many times as possible
the amount of fuckery you have to do on silken going in and out of intermissions to not drop mark is so awful, I actively hate my life choices every time we transition. 
Ironmouse tier 3 sub 
deathmark extra nature hits goes through spatter
If it wasn't timed content maybe youd be right
I don’t know who that is
oh i didnt rly think about that
good point
Sup?
When it comes to delaying CDs I find it way too easy to fall into the trap of delaying it repeatedly because the next pull will be better or the boss is in 3 pulls.
you dont NEED to start the boss with cds
only to line them with bl
which is 45secs
so you have quite a window
in the cases you bl the boss
so usually you wouldnt delay cds that much for a boss
and certainly not during 3 entire pulls
@spice spire got you the essentials
he was a green name, ofc he owns that stuff allready
Check list; are you >2 minutes away from boss? Send it.
Is he a big boy and you will get full uptime and damage/value out of it? Send it.
Basically, unless it's the very last pull before boss, I send it.

I've been through the green name initiation rituals, I know what we're given during onboarding, you don't need to lie about what you're required to wear while at your desk
Dog I’m in a NICu rn
You wear a collar n cat ears at your desk?
Yooo
If that's for required for green names why am I wearing it now?
Checkmate
If I’m wearing that I’m actually going to die irl
It's necessary but not sufficient
Dog r u tryna eat my ass or
Ur a freak frfr
For the weak willed maybe
Dog ain’t no way
had to make sure i got the screen

Whispyr we have at home lookin ass
this is getting too close to the feral discord
side pc that I wiped and am actually too lazy to install
I meant uh
who says I'm at home

browser tab for oblivion shitty channels system
not at home while having those? o.O
u dont know me
She a freak fr
Now put them on 😂
what is those? is it tails or what
Freaky
lmao
ahh... i perf flurry tails
No that’s tails
ive got a tail too but cant show
iyky

no
you cant show cause its a plug one
no wonders
you said that not me
I could have gone years without that one ngl
Holy shit what the fuck is going on guys
XDD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
im keeping it pure
ok this is
Are we collectively okay today
Yep that's enough #ravenholdt for one day
Do we need some group therapy to let frustrations out like what is in the water today
group therapy will mean something else to these folks
im not pretending im ok
No fap november boys keep it in mind
all chat lurkers rn V
Those DMs look like a bomb was dropped
I’m staying strong king
Good luck to you as well
lost at 12:02 11/1
Long way to go still
Nah I’m clean
My mental is unbreakable
First one in over a decade I’ve had a choice in
I lost last night to a picture of Whispyr
We will see it through
You will unlock nirvana if you make it
Damn real
posting it w/ wearing them
im cowardly
Dms pogu
idk, its really not that bad i feel?
its like
twice that you gotta pay attention to it
the way it ends up lining up for me is that you get a darkest night proc in p1 like 10-15sec before they transition so its super easy
2nd one is a bit harder, but at that point you can just vanish after 2nd intermission and shift CDs to the caster again
since hitting scarab if youre red is kinda cringe anyway
you just start thinking about it in kingsbane after 2nd big guy charge
ye
we play 2 vanish in M+ now ?
im getting used to it now
you can do yeah
i see it in the guide
To the anti horny spray !?
so i thought i might be bis
You evolve anti anti horny genes !?
without a trace is mainly a QoL thing
hardest part for me is always cycling through 1 mark on p1 intermission and then holding for skein when she comes back up for the dispell damage amp
other than that it's not too bad
its overused on me so naturally id gain resistance
ye idk, that one usually lines up really well
you have to cycle 1 but can't be any more than that
you DPS stop anyway in 1st intermission
Where’s ur god now king
ye its not terrible since you stop dps
so getting that one is kinda easy
but just annoying
PI on Rog for Ovinax, good or bad?
He asked me "Where’s ur god now king"
Rogue loses PI value as targets increase relative to other classes

since you can hit abilities in a 180° arc in front of you, but you can only autoattack in a 120° arc in front of you
Thats how @normal mist feels on a daily basis
so if you angle yourself correctly, you can still hit mutilate while not doing any auto attacks
Looks like different dungeons have different builds tbh like GB high rogues take cut the wire
bad tbh
Ok i need to tell you the truth quake, i flirt with both of you

Iron wire is great for GB
hi rogue ppl, on aoe everything gucci we blasting, but on st without cds im at around 500k-700k at 630 gs? that cant be normal no?
There’s a bunch of different M+ talents, some take iron wire, some take subterfuge and MA, some take 2x lethality and drop MA
post them logs
In keys im at 900-1.2 Million
on bosses
but im at 635
oh ok then im fine
I’m actually going to eat your ass buddy
well 500k-700k is when i have nothing and 900k -1.2 m is my norm aswell i would say
so im fine?
You are
ok thx
yeah then ur fine

thats too low if you're getting cds off
Because you are a god
thats literally when i have nothing
was wondering if its too low
Nah I’m an 800-1m gamer Unfort
nah thats about right with nothing
In st
meanwhile mages with spymasters doing 2.4m
yea with cds im at that ez 😄 we talking

NOTHING
A lot of your ST dps is gonna depend on fight length too
Brother ele with spymasters too that trinket is illegal
You quintuple pull
ok bois thx for the help
nowadays in 10s the packs die too fast to ramp too

I wish more tanks would pull packs with bosses, we get good value when that happens
Oh dude I’m a rat
And other people are similar rats
So 10s still provide challenges
Also
The split up strat with all melee in siege is high key goat stuff
I don’t bother using DM on packs anymore or the prio ad dies halfway in to kingsbane
Night and day
is there any 1 button macro for assa rog?
take me back
Nah, buff ele
Nerf Fury
nope, gotta press everything in order manually
I just saw a streamer who always push 1 button 😂
highly doubt that
only real macros we have nowadays are tea/shiv and deathmark+trinket
saw u guys doing ST talk , this is a 16% ilvl parse at 629 . where am i doing so so so wrong? 😦
If you have all melee on final boss one just fucks off to the non slam tendies
So you’re not mega crowded
ahh yea
Your KB damage is insanely low for 5 casts
one more thing, how do i find out if i need more haste? im at 17k crit and 18k mastery. Because stat weights is not recommended on raid bots
14k crit*
PvP maybe that was a thing forever ago. But it's not mostly crud.
Danny log review
sim replacing your crafted missive or rings with haste and see if your damage goes up
looks like hes opening with mutilate so DSM isnt getting applied
ilvl parses are dumb af
yea ill try a haste ring i guess
still a 30 overall or smth like that XD i casually get a 70/80 overall sometimes but this week was horrid
Ilevel parse is the only real valid one tbh. I can troll around in heroic all week with BiS mythic gear and scab the logs/rank.
If someone is 20 ilevel under the rest of his party and parsing purple or better for his or her ilevel, while they're green or blue, he or she is a better player. Period.
"YEA BRO I PARSED A 99!" (in normal)
ilvl parses can be extremely skewed
(dude is 636 ilevel )
20 mins my guy you are horny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also things like not having a slot equipped can affect ilvl as well
it seems anythign with rogues is a small sample size sometimes
Only gnomes.
i'm surprised more people do not play rogues
you have the same problem with ilvl parse when the person is really low ilvl relative to the rest of their raid, kill time is very low so lust + CDs + dmg pot is a larger portion of the boss
no way to avoid the skew
If you understood you would understand why he only lasted 20 mins 😦
This ain’t a horny post it’s a threat big dog, you’re next too 
I thought it was both tbh
619 ritual knife outsimming hero Sac and desg, that normal?
Dog no
the only reason knife is held back is that you can't get it myth track
knife is cracked
I’m off iladies forever
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

Yea a 619 one outsims a 626 desp, sac and empowering crystal
whats an ilady 
Interwench
Inter wrench is crazy
Hey I’ll be a digital wife for anything of monetary value
yes that is normal, it is very good
it sucks to level
and sucks at solo content

^
Okay I definitely mean the first one
Pedo

Lies
It was that or me saying I lay my nuts on someone’s face
Young woman doesn’t mean that 
I’m just joking don’t worry
I don’t joke about pedophilia
I see it too much at work 
Now that’s
What the fuck
Something I didn’t expect to see
........................
lmao
Tinker bell getting dick down by a roach
i knew the sin channel was offtopic, didnt think it was offitshead

not only that
Going back to earlier
but alu face
Are we good guys
best way to farm valorstones?
i found out in sims that on st i need more haste thats why my dmg is so low on bosses i guess,
Have we ever been?
Pretty sure the meme is egirl chaser tank player
Playing content. Check for wq, key, raid, radiant echoes, etc.
in m+
Honestly
Outside of injuring myself for ego lifting I’m great
You know this wasn’t going to be kosher bud

haste doesnt effect regen
ima have to lint roller those before gettting down to business
in a meaningful way
Batman couldn’t get that out of me king I’m ngl to you
That’s a wild statement to make about some man,s feet
bet he could get into you tho
Huh
did i stutter?
@marble hemlock are you Batman?
nah
I think we’ve only spoken like
wish i was, that would mean im rich
ye i mean, its tough when you both have a plastic ball in your mouth
wcyd
See that’s crazy because you have my human balls in yours

gargling them like mouthwash ye

I'm batman without the wealth, martial arts, or sense of justice = )
do i have to put my tank in my tricks macro everytime or is there a macro that can auto do it
!tricks
Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0
just the cave with the black leather suits right

And depression
anyone have a macro / weak aura to cleanse my soul after reading this channel for the past hour
And dick
Lili in a black latex suit would hit different
WALL INCOMING BEWARE - alright, now im finally done with ingame stuff let me reply. have you considered how parses can fail to correlate to player skill? let's say if I'm competing with a bunch of casuals who don't care about the game, I'm going to destroy them in most if not all metrics of perrformance, or someone on an alt not using consumables / enchants etc. THAT is who you compete against with ilvl parses if you're that low geared person getting good ilvl parses. On the flip side ilvl parses fail to consider where you have your ilvls, 30 ilvls on a cloak is not in the same galaxy as 30 ilvls on a weapon or high stat budget piece like chest, finally we have cantrip items (ansurek ring) and clearly overtuned trinkets (spymaster's) further reducing the meaningfulness of ilvl as a reliable metric. With all this taken into account let me explain why actual parses can fail to indicate player skill: sample size. simply put some specs have too little sample size, big example historically has been survival, there's barely any people who consistently play it in mythic, a rank 10 on survival in mid-late mythic can easily not be orange or 90s even meanwhile someone doing 100k less dps than you on a class played by the general playerbase and not diehards only can do less damage, play worse and parse similarly if not higher simply due to sample size of parses for that spec overall. This isn't even getting into cases where someone plays atrociously and parses 99 in mythic due to good rng on a burst class (yes, that has happened to me clowning trinket sequencing with double on use boomkin in nathria) TL;DR - RESULTS BASED ANALYSIS AIN'T IT. YOU JUDGE SOMEONE'S SKILL BY THEIR INPUTS / CASTS FROM A LOG. NOT FROM A PARSE NUMBER.
With the collar
Collar too? Broooo
This is based though
Okay I’m not reading that essay but that tldr is insanely based

Based
I actually had this exact thing happen
when I started playing in DF on outlaw I had the exact same casts as the top parse
You guys gonna have a sleepover or what
but like 40% less dps
We are both probably too shy to do anything like that
We say we will
@drowsy hatch “pillow fight” at my place? I got ALOT of squishy plushies
based AF
I'll bring my own 
just that cast timelines > number of casts
In a set of two? 
Ok so anyone can help me with buying a new phone
sry wrong chat
o.o
jitterbug imo

Only performance I care about is camera
10.7K likes, 1610 comments. “tag iPhone user 🤣#memesdaily #foryoupage #lovetiktok *#fypシ゚viral #lovetiktok *”
Now THAT is based. And real.
I'll never get a iPhone again
only meaningful performance metric is wowprogress simdps rankings
Going from iPhone to android was a blessing
I have a pixel 9 I really like
true and based
"do we need the boss dead? Is it dead? How many of us are dead?"
Was cheap cause I use google fi too
I have the new iPhone and it’s pretty nice
ok, quick question, the "new" build with 12s of IC means you can spread garrote / rupture to a lot of targets, but to me it feels like that I deal less dmg than last patch where I just did the default Gar -> Gar -> Rup -> Rup -> Ct -> ST Focus Target
am i trying to apply too many bleeds now or am I just imagining things.
I have 2 alt raids tonight ugh
Oh I’ll shoot you alright
all over the face or?

Yea that's one of my choices
Back
yeah you don't really wanna just put up as many bleeds as you can. enough for scent stacks and for energy maintenance. otherwise you want to just send damage through caustic
does anyone use xCT+ combat text?
If you use google fi (which is great imo) then you can generally get a few hundy off
(like every day)

Naval area hits different
Did everyone have a good day today
ok, thought so. time to go back to what was working
Yea idk what that even is
ye, means you can scoop out some with your fingers for another half hour after
I've never felt that while leveling or doing content. But I dont really hve a comparision I've played the same toon since tbc.
It's the google mobile service

yah, the original rotation we had before 12s of IC will treat ya fine. subt is mostly to abuse MA and iron wire in some conditions
I live in a third world country we are not that developed
That’s explains a lot
Man i wonder what caused gollum to make that face
yall weird for starting the talk but not finishing it. literally horny-post-edging yourself
Oh right, they might still have it cause it works international
In November?
Dog miss me w that
I have to keep myself pure and innocent acting okay
NNN is for weaklings
Since when
Today
Bro, free the nut
imagine letting someone tell you when you can and cannot nut that isnt wearing at least 70% leather, and the calendar sure as hell doesnt.
^
First year in 15 I have a choice
So I’m going to make my choice and do it
The woman in the video said I can't
So I won't
Ur so real for that
did she growl angrily at you?
That was yesterday
How much money do yall think content creators lose during NnN
The woman on twitch told me not to do nnn so i wont
Or do they gain
They get a big surge in December
I mean yeah
no
It’s destroy dick December
Or vinyl or rubber/latex.
It evens out
Let's not be exclusionary
nah, theres no difference
in traffic
to pornsites during november
except thanksgiving, but ye
Was going to say
We have a data scientist here...
Thanksgiving only changes the keywords.
The nut researcher
i like looking at data related to that topic, ye
What it do bbygirl
it goes down A LOT
it do good
Seli the type of guy to bust in containers all week to see when his peak volume is
!wa
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too tired to goon after eating
Georgia goes strong
!trick
he 100% did the Jar experiment
care where you nut guys
Uh which jar experiment 
One of those is not a fun on
post event rise in traffic
you never know who can take that nut and ask for maintenance 9 month after
Hi! I'm a data analyst here and I have to say in my profession opinion that this channel is a statistical outlier in the gooner category yep yep
Ye we goonmax in the assa channel
!craft
Preferences currently are wrist/belt/dagger for embellishment depending on what you go for
Darkmoon Sigil Ascension (dagger) + Writhing Banding (wrist) is generally "the best" in raid, but has ramp time and is worse in m+
2x Dawnthread (wrist/belt) is generally the best in m+ and not far behind of Ascencion/Banding for raids. Equal in single target at 80% uptime
Craft a dagger if you're unlucky and don't get one and are down bad and crying about your pathetic little 580 main hand dagger. Put Ascencion on it
If you have a big dagger in your main hand already read the above and pick whatever you prefer
Oh hell today I learned a little LE lore
!tricks
Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0
Also real
Can't a guy just goon...
its the sitting at the table with family
It’s crazy when I’m not the worst offender (seli is never here)
guys about spreading garote/ruptures do i need to tab target or it prioritizes a mob that doesnt have the bleed?
prios targets without it
how does that wa and macro works? if i press tricks it always goes auto on tank? dont need a target/focus anymore?
Straight up FFXIV level content here.
With carnage you can just send it on one
It’ll be one less
But that’s fine
Makes you stay on your marked target and that’s helpfil
you can be my container
yeah
Buddy you’re a bottom if I’ve ever met one
Miss you love you
Anal?
Is there any tech that my dumb ass can't figure out on skipping the first necromancer pack + these 2 mobs without any1 in the group getting in the combat? blind+sap doesn't seem to work always
Dog
hi guys, why is my 7combo envenom sometimes critting 1mil and sometimes going brutally ham with 4.X mil?
Correct it automatically determines who your tank is and assigns a macro to target them specifically every time so you never have to focus etc, you just push the macro
shiv/amplifying poison stacks/statprocs/rapid injection
I said what i said
ty
ty
That is amazing. Thank you. I’ll have to pick that one up
Do you press shiv before or 8 seconds after?
To get your Supercharged points
I’m running into conflicting guides on rotation and stat priority. Do we have a consensus on the best to follow?
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
- Fatebound will generally want more crit than Deathstalker due to Deal Fate
- Deathstalker prefers more Mastery/Haste due to Darkest Night guaranteeing a crit
- Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
Do we love the wow head rotation guide?
low key, stat weights are not the problem. rearranging stats won't change much if you dont play correctly
Yes
we love turtles
Okey-dokey, time to practice.
Hate that guy
I assume we use wowhead for macros and addons too then?
!wa
Whispyr is the #1 wowhead hater
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!tea
Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:
/cast Shiv
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null
as a certified wave analyst,from VLBI to regular interferometry or FFTs,im offended that any discord channel is qualified as a place capable of performing the task
tbf youre a league above me so
League of legends?












