assassination

[grim jay]

Im still waiting for a decent shaman race thats not orc

[frigid wing]

whats a good combo point to spend at when we have supercharger proc?

[wintry mauve]

Would anyone be up to review a log from a dungeon run of mine? Felt like my boss damage is a bit lower than it should be. If you want to check just one, the grim batol is the one I feel is probably the best to look at. https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/w3BxAqJHjbcF62Gg

[grim jay]

You just spend as usual

[subtle tundra]

of... the ST thing again

[frigid wing]

so 5+ at all times?

[grim jay]

OnlyFeet?

[opaque sigil]

I wonder if same teams would time +17 next reset when enh nerfs are in place

[grim jay]

Yes

[subtle tundra]

😕

[grim jay]

7 with DN

[quiet oar]

Whats DN?

[frigid wing]

darkest night

[grim jay]

Disgusting nerd

[quiet oar]

[frigid wing]

baited

[quiet oar]

I wanted to get the deez nuts joke

but i was disappointed

and my day is ruined

[subtle tundra]

do you track CT on ST conditions?

[grim jay]

Or in your case dazzling noble

My friend of high birth

[quiet oar]

I wish

[wintry mauve]

I don't, I've only been using it at two targets

[frigid wing]

are ST fights in m+ the same as aoe just dropping fok for mutilates and not casting crimson tempest?

[grim jay]

They are the same as in raid just with using fok

[grim jay]

If you have ctw

[rotund oak]

there are conditions in which u press fok and ct,it goes down to target count

and uptime on spatter

should read the guide

it will help

[grim jay]

Sap thinking anyone does the St ct thing

[rotund oak]

and that

between other stuff

(zipping some coffee at work)

[grim jay]

[frigid wing]

when ur ST in m+ after your DN procs you cant get another Deathstalker's Mark until you vanish again to pair with DM?

[subtle tundra]

unbind it

now

go online

unbind it

[grim jay]

DN applies marks

[quiet oar]

This is not a boomer Breakfast

!?

[balmy condor]

(not even worth anymore)

[quiet oar]

[wet dagger]

!tea

[frigid wing]

i read over that my bad, thanks for that

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[rotund oak]

sorry

[subtle tundra]

@wintry mauve i dont see anything wrong with your rotation

[grim jay]

Finally some good news

[grim jay]

Is it not? Whispyr has one thats close aswell

And he is close to being old

[wintry mauve]

my poisoned knife!! NOOOO!!!

[brave stump]

Good Morning my second favourite rogue channel

[grim jay]

Get out

[brave stump]

[grim jay]

Havent pressed that button in 10 years on any actual content

[quiet oar]

Where coffeea

[subtle tundra]

yea just assa doing low ST, nothing weird

[grim jay]

Coffee gets your teeth yellow

[subtle tundra]

i really see assa falling out of favor very soon cause of that

im having 4 min boss fights

[grim jay]

[subtle tundra]

its not ok

[wintry mauve]

hmm alright, thanks for looking! I think ultimately it may be just due to me having my CDs be a little bit wonky on some bosses but who knows

[quiet oar]

If you lose all your teeth, they cant be yellow

Big brain

[grim jay]

Based

[subtle tundra]

maybe swap to a more ST focused build, idk

just very dogshit for assa rn

[grim jay]

Maybe just gotta go with the time and get those veneers

[quiet oar]

When ST build but with spatter

[wintry mauve]

it's rare that I do, but idk like the fire eles on valiona are an example where I like to, to try and get the slow. Even tho I don't really need to lol

[quiet oar]

for M+

[subtle tundra]

im not zerocool

[grim jay]

Ask Mr Z

[quiet oar]

No you are VeryCool

[subtle tundra]

lets drop CT

[quiet oar]

[subtle tundra]

hahah

[grim jay]

Wait you are still actually playing the Boss?

[grim jay]

VaryCool

[subtle tundra]

though i might try a no SoB build

when i have time to play!

weekend is over guys

[frigid wing]

when the tank is chain pulling and i cant vanish should i be looking to spread garrote and rupture or pick 1 main target?

[quiet oar]

I missed out on this pun

[subtle tundra]

😠

[wintry mauve]

I figured as much, but damn yeah. In that log I ran that TTK build with subterfuge and 1 point lethality in COT and the boss dmg feels better. I do like the control as well with more garrote silence opportunities.

[grim jay]

Maintarget for garrote and 5 targets for rupture

[wintry mauve]

I felt the loss in overall dmg, but with the comp I've been playing it probably doesn't matter lol

[subtle tundra]

assa SUCKS

[rotund oak]

why man

assa good

[frigid wing]

got it thanks

[wintry mauve]

let him cook

[quiet oar]

What does Assa Suck? Xalatoes Feet?

[subtle tundra]

thats just me

[rotund oak]

and then they call me weird

[timber meadow]

how do you change a log to combat time again? I know there's an option for it but forget where it is

for keys

[frigid wing]

is crimson tempest always spent at 7combo points or 5 is fine?

[grim jay]

5+

Same rules as always

[frigid wing]

gotcha

[frigid wing]

so just to clarify, garrote through a couple targets while sending auto attacks while we wait for it to come back off cd?

[kindred hinge]

Ruptures

Garrot outside of imp gar aint that important

but you want 5 ruptures to stack your agi buff

[frigid wing]

so spreading garrotes will help with mana ?

[kindred hinge]

You will already be flooded with 5 rupt

[normal mist]

Energy, but yes

[grim jay]

You only spread ruptures with IC, never without

[normal mist]

Have atleast 5 ruptures out and you'll be swimming in energy

[subtle tundra]

what if they made a talent that made garroted targets take more bleed damage

so we have to spread garret

[normal mist]

That would be pretty cool

[normal mist]

Especially with double vanish and subt right? RIGHT?!

[kindred hinge]

Talent would also halve gar cd ?

[subtle tundra]

nope

[waxen kelp]

We never ever ever press SnD anymore right so i might aswell just remove that from my bars

[grim jay]

Wont be happening because they hate our rupture dealing damage

[subtle tundra]

so you have to garrote on cd and keep changing target 🙂

also have deathstalker removed

or reworked

[subtle tundra]

well i hate them

[normal mist]

Yes

[kindred hinge]

Deathstalker would be much more pleasing if they gave at least one other option to shift mark around, doesnt need to be an easy one but just to exist. When you see some other class hero talent it is needlessly annoying

[subtle tundra]

its only fine rn cause the whole spec design is against swapping targets

multi dotting is deadge

[frigid wing]

whats IC?

[kindred hinge]

!carnage

[prisma monolith]

Indiscriminate Carnage Targetting and Swapping
TLDRMouseovers/Target swapping is optimal on 6 target, or 8+ targets, but not necessarily required

• The 2 Bleeds spread by carnage are smart and will prioritize mobs without the bleed. If everything already has bleeds it'll apply randomly
• You as the character are still casting the bleed against your target like normal, this is why people will sometimes use mouseover macros or swap targets

Swapping targets is situationally better, but can be ignored if you're having difficulties with it. Take 5 mob aoe as an example, your first garrote cast will apply to 3 targets (your target + 2 more). Regardless of if you swap or not, your second cast of garrote will hit your target, and then apply 2 more garrotes, prioritizing the mobs that do not have garrote. In very large aoe pulls (12 or more), a standard opener (garrote-garrote-rupture-rupture-garrote-garrote) will only apply 9 garrotes (3+2+2+2) and 5 ruptures (3+2) if you do not swap, losing you 3 garrotes and a rupture.

It is technically worse, but the situations in which you lose bleeds aren't very common; the lost ruptures/garrotes don't contribute much to your already flooded energy, you don't get additional scent of blood stacks, etc. The loss is purely the extra damage from those bleeds.

[royal lantern]

if no mark is applied, rupture applies the mark

🙂

[shadow badger]

its cringe you have to open with ambush

just made the first instance of damage apply mark

[kindred hinge]

Too easy, Kingsbane apply mark maybe ?

[subtle tundra]

make mark on player not on target

[royal lantern]

mate, shared bettwrn 2 specs

[subtle tundra]

dont care about your shitty roleplay

[kindred hinge]

True

[kindred hinge]

The CP treatment, Doesnt fix the time out boss where it fall out and you have to vanish to reapply though

[royal lantern]

what rp is there anyway

[subtle tundra]

but it does cause its on me

[kindred hinge]

I am thinking of DB last boss, even on you it will time out during intermission

[subtle tundra]

thats the 1 exception

[kindred hinge]

Yeah but that feel bad enough for all of them !

[subtle tundra]

it doesnt feel bad at all

cause i always have vanish

🙂

[pure raptor]

I think it's more important to increase the mark duration or to have an option without Vanish to raise the mark. I have big problems with bosses from Mythic +11 or higher, especially with the second boss Boralus in the intermediate phase...

If Mark is on the boss and you no longer have any vanish in the second intermediate phase, it will inevitably expire

[final star]

I do wish it was any ambush and not ambush from stealth

[atomic relic]

any tips for assasin rogue in m+? for increeasing my dps

[real granite]

ambush from meld without stealth

[subtle tundra]

yea but thats outplayable

[storm zinc]

!sims

[prisma monolith]

Simulations:
Bloodmallet: https://bloodmallet.com/index.html

[real granite]

worst boss is tirna 1st

[atomic relic]

?

:((

[subtle tundra]

reading a guide

idk

playing better

[atomic relic]

:)))

[subtle tundra]

doing more damage

[atomic relic]

sure ❤️

tnx for tips xD

[subtle tundra]

if youre vague im vague

[atomic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/anna-paquin-i-kind-of-like-it-xmen-rogue-gif-8478950

[normal mist]

Doing more damage solves a lot of problems

[atomic relic]

it can fix irl problems too

making you happy

xD

[subtle tundra]

theres always a bigger number

you can always be better
do more damage

[merry bison]

guess who got the trinket

IT WASNT ME

[subtle tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-bateman-gif-27617182

[merry bison]

the fuckign dh

[atomic relic]

practice practice practice

[merry bison]

i cant see grim no more

[atomic relic]

what dungeon?

[merry bison]

gb

[atomic relic]

nice damage

[merry bison]

thank you would be more with skardyns

[storm talon]

he obviously needs it more

[rotund oak]

secret tech here is to flame everyone as part of a well established toxic community,get the loot and leave w.o talking

[real granite]

and ignore all before they whisper you

[kindred hinge]

Why you did noto buy it out of him?

Everyone has a price

[west crown]

I mean, no. Skill issue

[quiet oar]

JUST LOOT IT

Or get it in the Vault

its that easy

trust me

[rotund oak]

based

[subtle tundra]

yes

maybe

[blazing pumice]

pick a target, keep caustic debuff up on it with a mutilate every 10s

then you're not doing caustic splatter dmg

[subtle tundra]

then you play wrong

[blazing pumice]

every pack you really just want to be hitting the priority mob/bigger hp

and stay on it until the end

[real granite]

there has to be a sweet spot when big pulls where you dont even want to garrote more than 1 time, and focus on just spatter rotation

[subtle tundra]

the sweet spot is FEEL

[grim jay]

Thats literally one of the easiest bosses on to play around the mark

[grim jay]

Or loot it and disenchant smth

[real granite]

i think sometimes i garrote too much, and i started to feel that 2 or 3 garrotes in big pulls making me lose spatter dmg

[merry bison]

Tried but 250k wasnt enough for him

[grim jay]

No you will always garrote 4 times bcs you wanna rupture 2 times

[rotund oak]

imagine sharding skadryns infront of needers

[merry bison]

[rotund oak]

thats some next lvl of wickedness

[grim jay]

I would shard something thats not skardyns so they think I disenchanted it

[merry bison]

If someone would loot skardyn and disenchant it infront of me I would pull his ip and destroy his life

[rotund oak]

[grim jay]

And then trade it to the healer

[real granite]

brother, every time the tree goes friendly you can lose the mark, true you can proq dn and save it for the boss and after interphase you can collect the marks from the human boss, at the cost of losing dmg, still its the worst one for me as the rest of bosses doesnt have any mark issue

[grim jay]

So he can decide

[rotund oak]

im a simple man,ild ask for some gold

else ild shard it

[kindred hinge]

I mean you have DN and the tree is 30%, you proc DN on the boss and you are ready for the burst ? Same as for council / urgo etc / second boss of boralus etc

[real granite]

4 garrotes? i mean with sbs you can gar gar rup rup and go st

i can buy 2 gars

more than that i feel bad in big pulls, idk

[grim jay]

You can manage it pretty closely and you dont really lose much ngl. Its annoying, ye, but manageable without losing much

[grim jay]

Uh ye I counted in the following 2 before I ct

If there are enough targets

[real granite]

ye the boss is totally manageable didnt said otherwise, just a pain int he ass if you sidetrack

[real granite]

so, gar gar rup rup fok fok ct mut etc

[grim jay]

I usually do garr garr rup rup garr garr ct if there are enough targets

If you fok instead of garr you can at most save 1 gcd

And sometimes you are unlucky and it turns into shit

Even getting a later ct

[real granite]

thats what i mean, the sweet spot should be like 10 targets for fok>gar before ct

or something like that

those 2 extra gar often slows down me so much in tinier pulls

thats why i shared the thougth

maybe i was asking something obvious and i was just wrong this entire time lol

[subtle tundra]

garrote in ic is very much a lot of dmg

idk why youd want to not use it

[real granite]

to speed up spatter usage

[grim jay]

Well imo you stop garroting if your targets are saturated, so you would cut 1 garrote if there are 2 less targets

[rotund oak]

i do that almost everytime,unless its like 3-4 targets

[grim jay]

And you can really only save a gcd if you crit the fok enough

So it doesnt necessarily slow anything down

[rotund oak]

also true

[grim jay]

I cut a garr in favor of a fok with less targets ye

Or potentially a mut

Depending

[rotund oak]

yeah same but i havent tried it rly in like 12s+ my rat rogue needs gear but its the back of my mind as well

[quaint knoll]

is radiiant power ahead of depths now?

[rotund oak]

for m+ always was

[real granite]

so, for example, <6 mobs = 2 garrs, <9 =3 gar + 1 fok and < 12 = 4 garrs

am i making sense

[grim jay]

If you target swap ye

[subtle tundra]

idk i like garroting

[pearl dust]

!WA

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[subtle tundra]

so i sometimes do it even if they have garrote already to put it max duration

i like bleeds

[quaint knoll]

but for raid depths is better?

[grim jay]

Its a sim question

[subtle tundra]

and garret does a lot from stealth

[real granite]

and if its something like the first nw or stone pull, with 15+ mobs, garr x2 and then fok cause you have 100% of 7 points

does that also make sense?

[rotund oak]

for raid ye but should sim,depths is recommended for raids

[subtle tundra]

at that point you want to garret once maybe twice

[rotund oak]

or u can go for 1 radiant 1 depths

and be an all around

[subtle tundra]

get that spatter going asap

[grim jay]

That pull I garroted twice iirc

[jaunty dew]

Just don't spam envenoms willy nilly and utilize DN on the adds that spawn and then reapply mark to boss?

[subtle tundra]

but you probably start doting before mobs are stacked

so you can afford some garrots

[jaunty dew]

I did 12 siege and didn't encounter any issues with marks on that boss

[grim jay]

I still dont know if its better tho

I mostly did it to get the prio dmg going faster

[kindred crescent]

any WA recommendations for tracking deathstalker mark?

[drifting sail]

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[real granite]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[dry ore]

!tricks

[prisma monolith]

Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:

/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0

[real granite]

if this ones dont convince you i can pass you one thats a number that sticks to the nameplate

[drifting basin]

has anyone ran sims on running master assassin over iron wire? How much of a dmg increase is it in higher keys?

[blazing pumice]

what

[drifting basin]

(with sanguine blades/sudden demise)

[slow tulip]

🤔

[drifting basin]

i tried it yesterday in a mist since there is not a lot to kick there and it felt SO good

[real granite]

well, consider that iw also does a 15%dr that helps tanks a lot to start pulls, tanks usually have the worst time when gathering pulls

[atomic relic]

how much diffrent beetween subterfuge and normal way build?

[solid venture]

how come there is no MA / subt build in the wowhead m+ guide? or am i blind

[atomic relic]

in M+

[vast nebula]

Do you do this rotation on the same target or do you spread the garrotes/ruptures across multiple mobs?

[balmy condor]

Haven’t fully cooked update yet

[drifting basin]

sure, i get the utility part of iw, im just curious of how much dmg we are losing by running iw

[solid venture]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-26325993

[real granite]

mouseover > target tab > no change target

you can live off tabing mobs, if you make sure to not lose your marked target

also if you have 5 mob pull for example, you dont really need to chage target

cause the 6th dot isnt going anywhere

[real granite]

around 1%

[subtle tundra]

well it used to be 1%

[drifting basin]

fr? only 1%?

[subtle tundra]

but with MA, its more

[drifting basin]

with MA and subterfuge? ain't no way

[real granite]

oh, yeah sure

[subtle tundra]

you used to play IW as the last point needed for gate

now you play 1 over the minimum

[balmy condor]

Also these mplusser dumbass fuckfaces bitched the entire first half of the season that without a trace/subterfuge is soooooooo good and necessary even if it sims a million% worse cause iron wire is just too good and now that without a trace/subterfuge is good they’re fucking dropping it again and idk how I want to handle that in the guide because these fucking bipolar mouth breathers can’t make up their mind about what their argument for anything is

[subtle tundra]

so that IW competes with good talents aswell

[subtle tundra]

whats your rio loser

are you number 1 rogue?

[atomic relic]

how much diffrent beetween subterfuge build and normal build in m+?

[drifting basin]

i mean, it must depend on dungeon? can't really drop iw in SV (i assume), but dawnbreaker/mists? foshizzle

[low ruin]

Don't just sign all your guides with all your R1 parses

[drifting basin]

but what do i know

im just a fotm reroller

[royal lantern]

"R1 parses? who cares you where not in the world first kill"

[atomic relic]

...

[real granite]

drop iw in db, if the tank gets the hard casters pull in the center plaza you'r cooked xD

also no, theres a lot of casters in db, aside of that pull

[subtle tundra]

mists i can understand, dont like it, but i understand

[drifting basin]

paladins are the most sought after tanks in higher keys atm, and they can gather pulls just fine by themself

[subtle tundra]

but then if people do it in mists then start asking why not here why not there

and start dropping it everywhere

[balmy condor]

Yeah sure maybe, except that nuance is entirely lost when the only thing in my ear for 2 months straight is tone deaf screeching that iron wire and subterfuge and without a trace is REQUIRED and RANK 1 ROGUE ALWAYS TAKE and GUIDE BAD????

So like what’s the move

Do I just include

[atomic relic]

@balmy condor hi its better play with new subterfuge build or normal m+ build?

[grim jay]

Can we pin that

[balmy condor]

35 builds?

[subtle tundra]

yes play subterfuge

go play whatever

i did siege of boralus 14 with bleed build

[balmy condor]

Go for whatever makes you happy

[subtle tundra]

go play for fun

[quasi hill]

!stealth

[subtle tundra]

assa is overtuned

well, highly tuned

[real granite]

brother, the main and only subt defender wasnt... well, we know who was

[quasi hill]

!restealth

[grim jay]

Mists has terrible packs for tanks

[atomic relic]

xDDD

[subtle tundra]

tank issue

im a dps

jkjk

[balmy condor]

Was more than just Voldemort

[subtle tundra]

was all the followers

[grim jay]

Ye it was an entire cult

[balmy condor]

If it was just him I just ignore

But it’s like

Actually a whole river of dipshits after that

[drifting basin]

lule, i feel u

[wise pike]

guys i dont understand how low i am on bosses at 627 ilvl, im around 800k when boss finished. Im running low energy a lot of time

[subtle tundra]

yes assa bad at st

in m+

more news at 7

[grim jay]

I dont even drop to 800k on mists 2nd boss

[subtle tundra]

why does this keep repeating LOL

[wise pike]

3min boss EDNA on +12

[subtle tundra]

probably fotm rerollers just swapped without checking

[real granite]

just make !st at this point

[subtle tundra]

sssh

dont say the name

[cyan cipher]

Because people don't read the last 27 pages, if you can't answer normally don't answer?

[wise pike]

ANLAKI

[drifting basin]

ANLAKI

[subtle tundra]

i literally just fucking answered

[grim jay]

Mr Z is the maximum you are allowed to say

[solid venture]

fucking pigs man anlaki

[grim jay]

White Knight spotted

I repeat

White Knight spotted

[cyan cipher]

Im saying if you can't answer Normally, some of these answers is just... like people are here to look for help can we just chill?

[balmy condor]

But like actually tf am I supposed to do in a guide when there’s like 15 builds you can play with/ without ttk/ma/sanguine/ironwire/sudden demise/sbs/dashing/subterfuge/without a trace/supercharger/lethality

I don’t got the answer

[subtle tundra]

ive been giving very normal answers

[drifting basin]

we used to have this issue in feral

[subtle tundra]

"YOUR BUILD DOESNT MATTER, IF YOUR DPS IS BAD, ITS SKILL ISSUE"

[cyan cipher]

Do whatever, play for fun aren't normal answers

[drifting basin]

Cheesey (the feral guide writer) solved this by showing which points you could drop for which points

[subtle tundra]

L

[tawdry kindle]

change the recommended build every day to gaslight ppl

[drifting basin]

it was like 20 different builds

[grim jay]

Id just put in 1 subter build and 1 without with potential talents that are worth simming, people can figure out what combination on their own if they care enough ngl

[drifting basin]

idk if that is doable here

but it was quite neat

[grim jay]

But then again there are even people that cant read flow charts

[still stirrup]

You think rogues are smarter than cats?

[grim jay]

[subtle tundra]

literally put all the builds in there and pin one as recommended, would be funny

[uneven summit]

You´re making guides based on sims, that´s the way it is. There´s alot of options to choose from, losing on sims but gaining something on utility or otherwise. The best you can do, is keep to sims and comment on trends i guess :-)!

[drifting basin]

color coded talent-tree

[balmy condor]

banned person mentioned
eyes glazing over

[grim jay]

Just that he doesnt

[drifting basin]

wait is Cheesey banned here?

[balmy condor]

Yes has been for a while

[drifting basin]

oh

[balmy condor]

Was a pretty fast speedrun too

Took him like 3 days

[drifting basin]

lmfao

thats funny

[grim jay]

Whispyr sometimes includes builds or something that is slightly worse in a sim because it either isnt applicable or not worth the hassle

[balmy condor]

That’s what happens when you’re a racist and hate everyone I guess idk

[drifting basin]

he also got banned from the feral discord for a while

[warm vortex]

I mean it’s a feral player
What do you expect

[drifting basin]

also quite funny

[grim jay]

But are you really a racist if you hate everyone?

You dont discriminate

If you hate everyone

[balmy condor]

Yeh idk why they let him back

[warm vortex]

I think that’s just called being an asshole

[real granite]

why not both, and hate races an extra

[balmy condor]

But dg is a wild place

[grim jay]

Whats dg

Oh wait nvm

[balmy condor]

Druid disc

[real granite]

dreamgrove

worst class discord

imo

[grim jay]

The only other class discords I sometimes look at are mage and dk

Tho obviously not posting

[balmy condor]

You know it’s bad when Steve can’t stand being in it

[grim jay]

Who tf is Steve

Jobs?

[warm vortex]

Idk this one feels nice
I’d say in the war one that I had a hard time understanding the wowhead guide and if someone could help and people would tell me to read the wowhead guide

[real granite]

No, burkel

[balmy condor]

You don’t know THEsteve?

[grim jay]

No I only know important people like tettles, dratnos and dorki

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-drooling-drool-gif-12505153

[balmy condor]

He’s a bear guy/tc

[drifting basin]

i like this disc too, people seem at least a bit nice and less elitist than most other class discords

[balmy condor]

But he couldn’t stand dg

[grim jay]

So you saying a druid spec TC cant stand being in druid discord

[balmy condor]

Yes

[grim jay]

Basically like some people fled from outlaw

[drifting basin]

i dont understand how dg is that bad (especially like the feral section) when there is like 4 people playing feral in the whole wide world

that shit is crazy

[warm vortex]

Isn’t feral just like
Bootleg assassin

[drifting basin]

it is

thats why im here now

[balmy condor]

I mean if there’s 4 feral players and 3 of them are the worst people imaginable

Ya know

[grim jay]

Feral is like raw assassination, a cat, bleed only and got stripped off of the only good catform

[real granite]

toxicity, shitposting, shit answers...

[warm vortex]

Dude I might be having my lunch at 10 am cause of how early I had my breakfast

[radiant raven]

Isn't that just brunch

[grim jay]

The real issues

[grim jay]

Imagine having 500000 words for the same thing

Smh my head

[warm vortex]

I had to leave at like 7am for a train to get to uni

[kindred crescent]

do we still vanish the last 3 seconds of kings bane with master assasin?

[quiet oar]

It is called FRÜHSTÜCK and i think its beautiful

[balmy condor]

Ya

[radiant raven]

It's very important to properly identify your mealtime.

[kindred crescent]

thanks

[grim jay]

There are only
Frühstück
Mittagessen 1-3
Abendessen

[real granite]

last THREE seconds? thats new, wasnt last 8?

or am i cookd

[balmy condor]

I mean

Last 6

Or 9

Or 12

[subtle tundra]

😭

[real granite]

xDD

[drowsy hatch]

6 with no subt, 9 with 1 subt, 12 with 2 subt

[grim jay]

Lili slow af

[warm vortex]

Actually
How fast would I get banned if I say feral is bootleg assa in the feral discord X)

[subtle tundra]

6+3*(nr of sub points)

[drowsy hatch]

im pathetic

truly

[grim jay]

Getting old

[warm vortex]

Just press vanish when it will do the most damage

[subtle tundra]

what does high cortisol level mean

[grim jay]

Close to dying

[subtle tundra]

blood related

[real granite]

cortisol is stress hormone

[subtle tundra]

thank fuck i dont want to last more

[drowsy hatch]

imminent death

[real granite]

means you gotta chill oout

[subtle tundra]

this year has been the most stressful year of my life

so yea i guess so

😼

also doing m+

doesnt help

[balmy condor]

My body is a machine that turns reading assa chat into cortisol

[warm vortex]

How broken would it be if the envenom buff from TTK just got both stacks refreshed when you envenom

[grim jay]

Ngl caffeine increases cortisol levels aswell, just like not enough sleep

Its not only stress

[warm vortex]

What does it turn repeat questions into

[grim jay]

In the basic sense

[warm vortex]

Cause I’m wondering what the opener is? Because there isn’t a website that shows it

[balmy condor]

Blood pressure

[subtle tundra]

doesnt everyone have high cortisol level then

[kindred crescent]

Do we hold darkest night proc if kings bane window is coming up before 30 seconds?

[drowsy hatch]

just send dn

[grim jay]

Many people

[subtle tundra]

i drink 2 coffees a day and get 5-6 hr of sleep a day during the week

weekends are chill

[grim jay]

People usually dont like it if you send them dn

[rotund oak]

cushing's syndrome iirc

[drowsy hatch]

I do 😉

[real granite]

FIVE OR SIX HOU- you gotta raise those numbers up or youll be cooked soon

[subtle tundra]

WELL SORRY

[grim jay]

[grim jay]

6hr sleep if im lucky, often 4.5-5.5
A Monster on many days

[royal lantern]

you mean

nothing

drinking a bit cus its 2pm and you are dehydrated af

Abendessen

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532578

[warm vortex]

I drink like 4 cups of tea a day because I just like how it tastes

[azure flare]

i can only sleep up to 6h a day

then my body auto wakes up

forcing longer is self grief

[subtle tundra]

i have free coffee at work

abuse

ofc

[azure flare]

ill get a headache and die

[grim jay]

Maybe im actually a part of you that didnt move to america

[grim jay]

I do aswell and I never drank one

We do have free nuts n fruits aswell

Never touched those either

[azure flare]

we have a free starbucks at work

[grim jay]

[drowsy hatch]

I get free nuts too

[azure flare]

but i dont drink coffee

[grim jay]

I can imagine

[azure flare]

so i take their coco milk instead

[drowsy hatch]

oh to eat

[royal lantern]

ah yes, the shizo striking again

[halcyon grail]

Wait, ya'all are sleeping?

[azure flare]

[grim jay]

@quiet oar @royal lantern @balmy condor are the only free nuts I take

[real granite]

sleep well guys, or you will age baddd

[azure flare]

bro its 11am

why r u already a degen

[grim jay]

Classic

[grim jay]

Sleeping less - > aging faster - > dying faster

[flat orbit]

I don't think that's how it works

sleeping less and taking awful care of yourself does that.

[halcyon grail]

Sounds good to me, @grim jay

[drowsy hatch]

It accelerates all the same, worth it

[azure flare]

EY NO

[grim jay]

Its like working towards your goal

Cant stop wont stop

[halcyon grail]

As long as I don't end up malding, which thankfully isn't a thing for the female persuasion.

[azure flare]

ya'll should be punished for your heresy, adding +50 years to live

[drowsy hatch]

You can always be the first

[real granite]

its funny till you get 35

then yall see

[halcyon grail]

Bruh, I'm approaching 40 and still look 17.

[grim jay]

Just gotta pay for some surgery

What gives

[azure flare]

the moment i cant stomp on kids in games

is when u can put me in my grave

[warm vortex]

Some people in my guild have wow chars older than me

[grim jay]

Are you like 12

[azure flare]

[warm vortex]

18

[grim jay]

Dang close

[real granite]

yeah outside, inside you probably look like moms spaguetti

[azure flare]

ok tbh the ppl with 20 year old chars

are something else

[warm vortex]

Yea haha

[halcyon grail]

French onion soup, actually.

[quiet oar]

[royal lantern]

my rogue is 17

we have a paladin in the raid that is 20y old (and the guy is peak Ret Brain lmao)

[azure flare]

lmfao

[halcyon grail]

@real granite only real give away for my age are my hands, working outside in construction does that.. and the fact I smoked for like 20 years.

[azure flare]

id love to see peak ret brain haha

[halcyon grail]

Ret... Brain's?

[drowsy hatch]

WAKE OF ASHES WAKE OF ASHES WAKE OF ASHES

[warm vortex]

Also still wondering this

[halcyon grail]

Imagine a pistachio shell, and you really wanna eat it, but when you open it, there's nothing.

[warm vortex]

Anyone else waking their ashes

[azure flare]

would be super broken

u could pool and forever have it up

[warm vortex]

Yea lmao

[royal lantern]

WINGS WAKE OF ASHES DIVINE STORM DEAD COMPLAIN THAT BLIZZ HATES RET is actually the ret rotation

[warm vortex]

Just perma 2 stuck

*stack

[azure flare]

perma +60% poison application

10% more crit on poison

etc

fy fan

[real granite]

well we were speaking of sleeping 5-6h for years, if you've had that schedule, smoking 20y, working construction idk, maybe we're talking to a ghost or make sure to have childs cuz ur genes are something else

[warm vortex]

Also
I have a question that I’ve been too worried to ask cause it’s silly

Poisons get applied by all our abilities that do damage right

[azure flare]

if u thought it was annoying to have your marked target insta die to your stuff

imagine it with perma envenom buff on everything

[azure flare]

no

[grim jay]

I dont think the sleep is that bad, it also depends on the quality. Like 6 hours can be pretty fine

[warm vortex]

Just auto attacks?

[azure flare]

nah but like

stuff like rupture/ garrote

dont apply poisons themselves

[warm vortex]

Ah ok ok

[halcyon grail]

I have a daughter ya, lol when I was younger I slept like 8-12 hours each night before work, but now I'm older and everything hurts and I'm in the 4-6 hour camp.

[azure flare]

but anything that is a >physical attack so to speak does apply it

[quiet oar]

So he has a german client and is clicking his abilities?

[warm vortex]

So like
Mutilate, envenom, auto attack, Foam

[azure flare]

yeah

[late birch]

imboutto

[warm vortex]

FoK not foam

Lmao

[azure flare]

yeah pretty much

[warm vortex]

[quiet oar]

Its so easy to get these

[real granite]

very little ppl can sleep 6h on a normal basis and not get a toll for it with time

[warm vortex]

Gratz

[azure flare]

this is hot

but id pass ara trinket

probably

rather want dawnbreaker

[warm vortex]

Isn’t sac better st

[azure flare]

it probably is I think its just slightly worse in aoe

[halcyon grail]

Typical sleep cycles are in spans of 4 hours, wake, drink pee or whatever sleep another 4 hours. The awful part of the 6 hour crowd is the interrupted/incomplete second cycle with no REM sleep making you wake still tired and miserable.

[warm vortex]

Yeye it is for my sims at lrast

[azure flare]

also not using sudden demise feelsgood sometimes

always hate it when a marked mob dies at 10% hp left

[warm vortex]

Tbh idk what to get for trinks, I might go w what vault gives me on myth as long as it ain’t the fucking ocarina

[azure flare]

just cus it got executed

[warm vortex]

Or smth

[azure flare]

as long as u have skardyns the rest will be free real estate

ill just take w/e is actually simming good

[feral wasp]

which one do you recommend for an alt, shadow priest or balance druid

[azure flare]

balance dudu

if u enjoy it

[warm vortex]

I do

Lemmie try and find the gear I posted

[azure flare]

if u dont like dudu shapeshift as a defensive then go spriest, spriest is fun

[azure flare]

god i love goblin rogues

they look so funny

also sick gear

[warm vortex]

:(

[azure flare]

i was debating

going dracthyr rogue

but havent seen the animations yet ig its just all human stuff

but better looking?

[halcyon grail]

Female yes, male belf.

[radiant raven]

Goblin stealth animation is the best in the game, imo.

[halcyon grail]

And no, debatable not better looking.

[warm vortex]

Also guys

[quiet oar]

Do you mind goblin

?

[subtle tundra]

im miserable when i wake up regardless of how much i sleep

[azure flare]

male belf 🤮

[thorny harness]

i have female nelf i love her

[azure flare]

i dont mind goblin

[subtle tundra]

4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12 hours, all miserable!

[warm vortex]

Really not related to assa
But my uni teacher just let me do a so project instead of a group project due to me being in a support program

:DDD

Also yea I went goblin, if I had to switch I’d go worgen

[quiet oar]

[subtle tundra]

fuck goblins

sexually

[azure flare]

[halcyon grail]

You should consider a sleep study, you might have interrupted sleep cycles due to sleep apnea or something ect

[azure flare]

maybe ill do fem goblin

need to see

got 2 race changes left

bought the 3 bundle

[halcyon grail]

Femme Vulpera. Throw shit.

[warm vortex]

Cheers, idk if there is anything I can get from normal m+ minus vault

[azure flare]

NAH

[quiet oar]

Where is my femboi Goblin

[subtle tundra]

i had operation on nose to fix sleep apnea and it worked and its better, i just dont like waking up

[halcyon grail]

THEIR SLEEPING ANIMATION IS SO CUTE THOUGH.@azure flare

[warm vortex]

The one huge thing that sucks about goblin is ear clipping

[azure flare]

OK thats true

but can u imagine i go vulpera

[halcyon grail]

Pop that tent and chill.

[azure flare]

and now i use their tent racial

to place it infront of GB

[grim jay]

Based

Imagine not waking up

[subtle tundra]

the dream

[grim jay]

What a "dream"

[quiet oar]

I wish

[solid venture]

imagine not waking up randomly 2 or 3 times every night

[grim jay]

I could probably sleep like 12 hours if I wouldnt want to get out of bed

[halcyon grail]

Iunno, I have like 11 rogues at max LVL of different races. But my favs rn are Zandalari Troll, and Draenai.

[real granite]

better, imagine waking up in another country suburb, with a scar in the abdomen and feeling dizzy

the dream

[halcyon grail]

I do love my gobby and vulpera though

[azure flare]

speaking of

[warm vortex]

Smol kings/queens

[azure flare]

why is it that most draenei i see

are naked

[grim jay]

That sounds wild

[azure flare]

is there some goat fetish going on

[warm vortex]

Tbh the 3 races I play arm are goblin, Z troll and undead

[halcyon grail]

Because coomers are slowly coming back from FFXIV, @azure flare

[warm vortex]

Meh

Certain demographic

[azure flare]

lmfao

[warm vortex]

Or specific art

[rotund oak]

u see goblins and bulperas naked and u wonder why goats are?

[warm vortex]

Is my guess

[quaint spindle]

I am dracythr rogue and I love it.

[rotund oak]

[quiet oar]

That sounds oddly specific

[azure flare]

fair

[warm vortex]

I mean

[azure flare]

can u show me your dracthyr rogue

[royal lantern]

bro, check the wake up Animation

[halcyon grail]

I've only slept never woke, clearly.

[warm vortex]

Also
The goblin racials are kinda doo doo for Assa

[halcyon grail]

Haste wasn't bad for bleed back in the day.

[grim jay]

Refusing to be woke is good

[rotund oak]

its legit,the jump thingy

[grim jay]

[warm vortex]

Rocket jump

[halcyon grail]

Time is money, friend.

[rotund oak]

its bis for shammis

[royal lantern]

cringe

[warm vortex]

I mean the 5 alch is nice too as I’m a potion seller

I got the best deals anywhere

[quiet oar]

Its not junk, its treassuuuure

[quaint spindle]

I use female visage form which makes it just a female human which looks great obv

[rotund oak]

this is very cringe

[quiet oar]

Boomer doing boomer takes

[grim jay]

Idk I think everything like that that needs to be called smth is cringe, can just be a normal decent human being without giving it names

[warm vortex]

We all are cringe

[thin dock]

!teea

!tea

[prisma monolith]

Shiv/Tea Macro
With this you will not accidently use more than 1 charge of tea if youre spamming:

/cast Shiv 
/castsequence reset=5 Thistle Tea, null

[warm vortex]

!coffee

!milkshake

[inland escarp]

Just some more than others

[warm vortex]

Game sucks

[warm vortex]

True

[azure flare]

can u show visage form too?

the hood looks sick ngl

[warm vortex]

Also now we have dracthyr on other classes, when are we getting evoker on other races blizzard

Gnome evoker

[rotund oak]

delete dracthyr

throw it to the sea

rocket it into deep space

[warm vortex]

Tbh if one of the races had to go just throw out one of the elf races

[grim jay]

If you take something that should be average normal behaviour a specific name, you automatically turn it into something you specificly need/should be, elevating it from the norm, which is just kinda weird

[warm vortex]

They can play one of the other 3 ones that look similar

[grim jay]

You never throw out elf races

[azure flare]

HELL NAW

[real granite]

why is this person not already banned

[warm vortex]

Idk tbh

[real granite]

now this is cringe

[rotund oak]

can understand elves and orcs and gnomes and dwarves diversify but could never understand DHs and Dracthyrs,those two are a livng plague

disgusting

[royal lantern]

you just made the most boring people in the world angry

quick, eat some chocolate icecream, thats to exotic for elf players and they get scared

[grim jay]

Why do you hate on dracthyr, they can just stay in human form

[warm vortex]

Trueee

[real granite]

dracthrys look like an apology to some certain group that likes you know... that thing

fucking furries

[warm vortex]

Dude I’m still so happy I don’t gotta do this group assignment

[rotund oak]

coz F them thats why,shoot first ask later(joking ofc)
Its that they are part of the Aug problem and DHs just zoom mindlessly on everything,peak degen gaming

[grim jay]

Im happy I dont ever need to do any group assignments

[warm vortex]

Fair, me neither

[royal lantern]

mate

wow is THE furry game since vanilla

like

wtf

are you guys so outdated

[warm vortex]

Every game is a furry game you just need to look harder

[grim jay]

Tera?

[royal lantern]

how blind can you actually be

[halcyon grail]

Just not paying attention tbh.

[subtle tundra]

are you guys stupid

like really stupid

[warm vortex]

Yes

Yes

[rotund oak]

[royal lantern]

yes

[halcyon grail]

The most sexualized race in the game is a SPACE GOAT.

[subtle tundra]

dracthyr is not a fucking furry

[royal lantern]

very much so

[subtle tundra]

its a scalie

[royal lantern]

based and real varas

[warm vortex]

Potato potato

[subtle tundra]

nope

very different genres

[inland escarp]

Yo I’ve heard furries and scalies beef

[royal lantern]

nah, not even close

[subtle tundra]

its like saying outlaw is similar to assa cause they are both rogues

dumbassess

get yo shit right

[warm vortex]

Dude it’s just the same thing
Anthropomorphic animals

[rotund oak]

dracthyr needs to be eliminated,terminated,like skynet in terminator lul

[real granite]

dracthyr is lizzard furry

[royal lantern]

like, i dont think you guys realise how big wow is in that regard

[warm vortex]

Just ones have scales and ones have fur

[rotund oak]

thats a fair coutner argument

[warm vortex]

Who would win jailers nipples or xal feet

[subtle tundra]

im speechless

[halcyon grail]

I'm personally team nipples

[warm vortex]

The pinnacle of “why are the focusing on this”

[royal lantern]

jailers nipples cus they where less "in your face"

[grim jay]

It usually calms varas down

[halcyon grail]

Because it's been proven that foot fetishes are actually a brain defect

[warm vortex]

Hi speechless, my name is ven

[subtle tundra]

ven ben

[real granite]

what

[rotund oak]

beloved varas has so much supressed rage he prolly turns green and smashes everything

[grim jay]

Did speechless see the pic?

[royal lantern]

we play wow, that a brain defect allready

(and im 100% sure a fetish is no brain defect lol)

[subtle tundra]

yes ofc jacked off already

[quiet oar]

Hes trying to distract everyone

[grim jay]

Dang you are getting faster

[grim jay]

From my based takes?

[quiet oar]

Wdym faster

it toom him way longer than the alst time

[grim jay]

Hes jacking quick like crazy

So fast he didnt even mention it

[halcyon grail]

The feet thing is deeper than just a fetish. According to the study.

It's up there with trictilomania ect.

[subtle tundra]

its part of the rota

ofc i do it fast

[rotund oak]

trictilowhat?

gonna google that

[halcyon grail]

People who compulsively pull their hair out pick at skin ect.

[real granite]

imagine a persona that have so many diagnosis

[halcyon grail]

....what a weird journey were all on this morning.

[rotund oak]

[random ice]

!guides

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[real granite]

like yeah you'r autistic, your digestive system is fucked up

[rotund oak]

that sounds like a psychological condition

[grim jay]

I sometimes pull my hairs out on selfcare sunday

[real granite]

your bones are shit, your eyes dry

[halcyon grail]

Exactly.

[real granite]

and then "yeah, it looks like you are also a feet enjoyer, L"

[warm vortex]

Someone in my guild changed my note from ven to ben, tried to change it back to ven and got instantly changed to ben, so now all my chars’ notes include ben, like my DH is Bengance lol

[grim jay]

I like thighs, am I sick aswell?

[rotund oak]

Idk if there is any Italian here to confirm but was almost certain that feet fetish is a thing in italy

must have read it somewhere

[halcyon grail]

@rotund oak ||Foot fetishism may be caused by the feet and the genitals occupying adjacent areas of the somatosensory cortex, possibly entailing some neural crosstalk between the two. Neuroscientist V. S. Ramachandran proposed that an accidental link between these regions could explain the prevalence of foot fetishism.||

[inland escarp]

Checks out

[real granite]

THE FEET AND THE GENITALS OCUPYING THE CORTEX WHAT

AHAHAHAHA

WTF

[inland escarp]

We broke him

[real granite]

i have a feet and a cojón in my brain

[grim jay]

That explains you liking Tricks

[halcyon grail]

Money on my mind, mind on my money.

[grim jay]

[quiet oar]

Siri, how can i unread something i read

[cunning basin]

I suddenly remember why I don't come in here at 6 am

[royal lantern]

you can read?

[halcyon grail]

RIP eternally.

[grim jay]

Luckily its 11:48

[quiet oar]

wdym its almost 12

[royal lantern]

6am?

its 11:48am for me

[subtle tundra]

Wtf it's 12 48

[azure flare]

its 11:48 here

[grim jay]

There is a timezone thats a minute behind?

Weird

[blazing pumice]

now is peak oceanic time

[azure flare]

ey !

[rotund oak]

unread what exactly,u just became stronger as a human,learning is awesome

[subtle tundra]

3 more hours at work, then commute home then commute to uni then 1.5hr at uni then go home and then day is finished wallahi

[azure flare]

now its 11:49!

[cunning basin]

So are you saying there's a connection between EU times and feet stuff?

[halcyon grail]

Suddenly remembering why I don't come in here. Today has been a journey. We've covered sleep apnea, vulpera rogue sleep animations and foot fetishes not just being a fetish. Where will we end up next?

[grim jay]

Most definitely

[cunning basin]

[grim jay]

Varas is here at eu hours

So it naturally checks out

[halcyon grail]

Europe isn't real.

[cunning basin]

Well, carry on I suppose 🫡

[rotund oak]

yeah we are aliens

[grim jay]

You are part of it now

[halcyon grail]

Government Psy Op to trick Americans into thinking there's a better life somewhere.

Like Canada

[grim jay]

Imagine seeing more bears than humans

If you go out

[royal lantern]

hot

what

?

[cunning basin]

HUH?

[grim jay]

Uh

[deep sorrel]

anyone know how to reduce logs to a certain length?

[halcyon grail]

wut

[grim jay]

Huh?

[deep sorrel]

i.e. i wanna compare first 90s

[royal lantern]

dont understand you sorry?

[cunning basin]

So we're just gonna forget he said that, right?

O.o

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/its-friday-hotstepper-good-vibes-gif-18333405

[quiet oar]

[quiet oar]

said what?

[warm vortex]

Get a saw

[cunning needle]

just select it?

[warm vortex]

And cut the end of it

[deep sorrel]

what do u mean?

[warm vortex]

Or rather axe

[deep sorrel]

ohhh

drag

thank you

[cunning needle]

click with your left mouse button and drag

np

[royal lantern]

well

Bears or Bears

2 different things

[arctic socket]

[subtle tundra]

im omw to become a bear

just need to grow hair

be way bigger

have a different attitude

not be submissive

[real granite]

"Jamie, pull up the video of a bear parsin 99% in queen"

[royal lantern]

1 is a big fuzzy animal that looks cute but is actually Dangerous, just like Quake

the other is a big guy that can re-arrange your insides, just like Quake

its Quake all the way down

[subtle tundra]

oh yea need a bigger cock

[warm vortex]

What the fuck has this chat become

[royal lantern]

"become"

[drowsy hatch]

Message me when you get all that thank you

[warm vortex]

Some Dudes gonna come in asking about envenom or smth and see cock

[subtle tundra]

bears are reserved for gay men only

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yescat-cat-nodding-nod-gif-21702876

[drowsy hatch]

It's workable

[wispy nest]

[subtle tundra]

its only a problem now cause we are fotm

.... back in my day nobody new would see the atrocities

[grim jay]

Are you bald or do you mean body hair

[subtle tundra]

body hair...

[inland escarp]

“Hey guys when do I shiv during kingsb…wtf is this chat”

[drowsy hatch]

A real rogue would contribute

[quiet oar]

Nipple hair?

[warm vortex]

Cocksbane

[subtle tundra]

i have nipple hair

not enough chest hair

[quiet oar]

[subtle tundra]

cant be a bear with these genetics man

[grim jay]

I can share with you on that front

[subtle tundra]

lowrolled

[grim jay]

If I wouldnt shave

Oh boy

[quiet oar]

Dont shave

and suddenly Tryan sows up

[inland escarp]

[quiet oar]

because you are furry

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/teddy-bear-papa-bear-cuddling-cuddle-gif-17322249

I found tryan

[warm vortex]

That’s one half of the Assa player base

This is the other half

[drowsy hatch]

God I wish I was a gay male

[grim jay]

Same

[subtle tundra]

😒

[quiet oar]

Well basically its that

[subtle tundra]

kinda same

god

men are so easy

....

[grim jay]

Ye

[subtle tundra]

and they feel good

not sexually

NOT sexually

[halcyon grail]

I just want a handle when I pee.

[grim jay]

Brother