assassination

[glacial crypt]

you will just be dead

[grim jay]

Vampspyr only dies if he gets stabbed with a wooden stick

[glacial crypt]

wait so like

can we davey jones him

keep his heart locked away somewhere else

[grim jay]

probably

[wise gull]

grim batol is actually burning me out so hard

[royal lantern]

maybe that allready happend and this is your personal purgatory

[grim jay]

did you try like

not spaming it

[balmy condor]

that's the hope

[wise gull]

that means not getting the trinket

[grim jay]

which is kinda fine if you dont burn out for it

[wise gull]

transmitter on brood feels so troll and very unfun

[grim jay]

there are 2 alternatives

if transmitter feels troll on brood you are probably doing it wrong

ngl

[wise gull]

i've missed it once and that's once too many

[grim jay]

its literally impossible to miss on an even area

[rare jackal]

me finding out im still gonna be stuck in sin prison with .5

[royal lantern]

put his heart inside a discord server, where he lives forever until somebody takes the place?

[wise gull]

huge boss + bajillion adds + poor game performance

[bleak spoke]

this world is a prison

[rare jackal]

i just want to play shadow man

[wise gull]

and i just don't like it

[high basin]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[bleak spoke]

did you mean: shadowlands?

[glacial crypt]

it sounds like this has already happened

[ashen scroll]

Shadow priest

[grim jay]

can perfectly influence where it spawns + do it before the adds spawn + can optimize your settings

[balmy condor]

idk if you've seen the potential replacements but I need to actually survive to prevent this

[royal lantern]

i didnt

[wise gull]

im forced to play on my macbook right now so kind of at the mercy of that

i know i can choose where it spawns lmao

[high basin]

take a shadow priest to arakara and let him take care of first boss for you. Actually insane there haha.

[grim jay]

still do quaziis settings vid and especially check your weakauras with the script, diff is insane

[balmy condor]

I have blocked the only potential replacement that I could think of

[royal lantern]

[wise gull]

ill check it out

[glacial crypt]

[wise gull]

either way it's one less thing to think about

[grim jay]

thats kinda based

they are actively working on synthetic spider silk with which they can repair missing parts of your heart btw

we will keep you alive

[high basin]

I can't pick between the rogue WAs aaaaah. They all have cool features.

[wise gull]

i also feel like transmitter in keys feels pretty unfun sometimes

[grim jay]

idk its 2s of your attention

[subtle tundra]

dont play it then

[grim jay]

can do it before you actively need to do smth else

[glacial crypt]

imagine having a wee guy inside your heart just weaving it together

working nonstop

[wise gull]

that is the goal

[glacial crypt]

that would be terrifying

[grim jay]

thats kinda disgusting and I'm glad it isnt actual spider silk

[ashen scroll]

Skardyns grace is barely behind. Can use that instead

[wise gull]

That is the goal

grim batol prison is the complaint

[spice surge]

Skardyn is pretty substantially ahead in m+

[glacial crypt]

you wouldn't ever know though

[spice surge]

As our damage is less bursty on aoe

[glacial crypt]

like "we done surgery on your heart" but really they just inserted a spider in there to help out

[grim jay]

gotta turn into spiderman real quick

or maybe rather venom

because it lives inside you

[ashen scroll]

I got mine in 16 runs. A guildie has done 96 grim batols looking for a mark of khadros. He hasn't found it yet

[glacial crypt]

holy shit

[glacial crypt]

would it demand you eat heads too?

i think a spider would be friendlier than venom

[wise gull]

I'm at 40ish

[grim jay]

crazy, especially since you can just run an easier dungeon for basically the same trinket

[grim jay]

I dont think eating heads is too bad, there are enough pentential sources

[ashen scroll]

At this point its stockholm syndrome. He's committed

[wise gull]

Sunk time fallacy going strong

[glacial crypt]

love brain juice

[balmy condor]

haha hey ;)

you ever wonder if you could pierce a skull with a stiletto?

we can find out

[grim jay]

I think a metal straw would be more interesting considering we are talking about juice

[warm vortex]

starts key
tank dies
hunter calls tank a slur
hunter leaves

[glacial crypt]

it was an innuendo um

[balmy condor]

whatever works man as long as I get a lobotomy

[warm vortex]

i think ill stick to mists for crests for now and let my rating sit at 2.5 for a bit

[glacial crypt]

so just to be clear

you want someone sucking on your head?

[balmy condor]

no

I want to die

they can do whatever they want after that

[glacial crypt]

how about right

we go paintballing

instead of what you suggested

or BOWLING

[balmy condor]

if we go paintballing is it possible to shoot a paintball up my nostril or my ear canal in a way that could fatally wound me

[grim jay]

thats actually an interesting question

[marble hemlock]

probably

[glacial crypt]

im certain whispyr has a carer

who is just stopping him from sticking forks into outlets

[grim jay]

his gf

[balmy condor]

every time I get close to doing it, I have to update a guide

[bitter solar]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-39-becomes-first-fatal-victim-of-paintballing-9210412.html Back of the neck according to this

[marble hemlock]

What has happened is that players have tried to unscrew their full CO2 tank from their gun and in the process have actually unscrewed the bottle from the valve. When the valve comes off the bottle, the bottle becomes a rocket and can kill by blunt trauma.```

might be relevant to your question

[balmy condor]

interesting

I think bowling is easier though

[glacial crypt]

can you also use that tech to rocket jump irl?

[balmy condor]

you just go down the lane and let the machine hydraulic press you

[marble hemlock]

actually they seem to have fixed that

[bitter solar]

slice you up like a ham slicer

[glacial crypt]

what like a bug fix?

[marble hemlock]

yes

[glacial crypt]

disabled pushback from co2 tanks

[marble hemlock]

instead of a firmware update, it was a hardware one

[glacial crypt]

OH RIGHT

no that makes more sense

how did they update it? xd

[marble hemlock]

Companies have learned that people will remove valves and then improperly replace them. Since 2003, valves have an added safety feature: if you begin to unscrew the valve, it will begin to leak before you can completely remove the valve from the bottle. The effect is that CO2 rockets should not occur with newer tanks.

so if you buy an old tank itd still be possible

[balmy condor]

call me the alternative to a firmware I guess

[glacial crypt]

what if we just made our own

[glacial crypt]

fam

[marble hemlock]

hey the alternative to a firmware i guess, how are you doing?

[balmy condor]

not good

[marble hemlock]

just factory reset

idiot

[glacial crypt]

do not factory reset

[marble hemlock]

im like

hungry

but i also look like a hobo

[balmy condor]

is it too late to ask my mom for an abortion

what's the term limit for that

[marble hemlock]

do i not care and still go outside

[glacial crypt]

big baggy hoodie go grab some munch

[marble hemlock]

according to republicans, never

[glacial crypt]

come to scotland and we can organise aborting you

[marble hemlock]

dont really have one

i can use my raider.io hoodie

[balmy condor]

is 25 year abortions a scottish thing

[glacial crypt]

it's a drug thing

which could be seen as a scottish thing but they're everywhere

[marble hemlock]

psure they just have assisted suicide for people in palliative care

[glacial crypt]

we do not have that in scotland xd

[balmy condor]

idk what that word means

[glacial crypt]

that's finland or something

[marble hemlock]

netherlands too

[glacial crypt]

end of life care

[balmy condor]

why would I care if it's the end of my life

[marble hemlock]

ye, when the only medical care you can receive is to make you comfortable

but that ends up dragging out things, possibly for years

[glacial crypt]

we have DNRs but not assisted suicide

[novel star]

back to improved garrote huh

[marble hemlock]

so some countries are implementing assicted suicide options for those patients to go out the way they want to

[balmy condor]

yeah or maybe fatebound if blizzard decides to fix flensing

[marble hemlock]

basically skipping the queue to the pearly gates

[glacial crypt]

shut up about fatebound you're stressing me out

[novel star]

surely

[marble hemlock]

anyway

[glacial crypt]

buying premium

what kind of food are you getting

[balmy condor]

I mean it's 1% better atm with no cooking

[marble hemlock]

guess i go and grab some ramen and sushi from the store across the street

[glacial crypt]

you should get tacos

[balmy condor]

but flensing exists and there's no way to cook ttk

[glacial crypt]

you have a store accross the street??

[marble hemlock]

yes

big asia store

[glacial crypt]

wtf

[marble hemlock]

with lots of stuff from india, thailand, vietnam, japan, china etc.

[glacial crypt]

i just have other houses

[balmy condor]

this is narrowing down where seli lives

[marble hemlock]

and they have a kitchen/chef during the day

[glacial crypt]

go get stuff for a hotpot

[glacial crypt]

you're devious

[marble hemlock]

has that ever been a secret?

[glacial crypt]

oop

[balmy condor]

idk I don't know the street

[glacial crypt]

where are you Seli

[marble hemlock]

think some of my friends know, at least

[balmy condor]

but I can figure it out

[marble hemlock]

constance, germany

[balmy condor]

let me cook

[glacial crypt]

wait

You can get a train to prague very easily

come gmeet

[balmy condor]

when gmeet

[marble hemlock]

ehh

prague is

very far off

but i grew up and lived in dresden for ~19y so

[glacial crypt]

fed next year i think

[marble hemlock]

so that wouldve been

super easy

[glacial crypt]

feb

[balmy condor]

easy

[glacial crypt]

what is dresden

[marble hemlock]

[glacial crypt]

yes come

it'll be well good

we've got a villa with a pool

so my guildies will teach me how to swim

[glacial crypt]

"walking directions"

💀

walk onto a boat

[marble hemlock]

unlucky

[glacial crypt]

and hope it gets you there

[balmy condor]

it's saying 15 hour flight

[shadow patio]

Double vanish if improved garrote is a thing?

[marble hemlock]

sounds about right

[manic quartz]

When you proc darkest night and you still have envenom up and are at 6cp do you still mutilate to max cp and slam DN proc asap?

[glacial crypt]

only 15???

[balmy condor]

fuck no with a capital fuck

[glacial crypt]

getting to vegas was 22 hours for me

😠

[shadow patio]

lol kk

[balmy condor]

yes

[marble hemlock]

unless you can pool and wait to just use garrote instead

[manic quartz]

great then im doing it right, ty

[balmy condor]

no

if DN -> DN

[marble hemlock]

youre not my real mom

dont tell me what to do

[glacial crypt]

he's got a point

[balmy condor]

no but I am your real theorycrafter

[glacial crypt]

you're definitely not his mother

[marble hemlock]

idk, are you real?

[balmy condor]

take these fucking numbers and eat them

[glacial crypt]

no

[marble hemlock]

what if garrote is at 7sec left?

[glacial crypt]

[manic quartz]

i have had situations where i could use garrote to get max cp without wasting cp but i was curious about using mutilate if gar is not avaivable

[marble hemlock]

do i wait 2sec then?

[balmy condor]

no

[marble hemlock]

what if 6sec?

[balmy condor]

you would mut

you would mut

[marble hemlock]

what if 5.4sec?

[balmy condor]

then you can gar

[rare jackal]

DN -> your mouth

[marble hemlock]

what if 5.7sec?

[balmy condor]

then you mut

[marble hemlock]

what if 5.55 sec?

[balmy condor]

then you mut

[marble hemlock]

[glacial crypt]

this is very good to know

[marble hemlock]

i feel gaslit

[glacial crypt]

whys that

[shadow patio]

Always proc DN

[marble hemlock]

because i dont think 0.15sec of mark not being up are worth overcapping CP like that

[balmy condor]

I speak for the sims

(there's no logic for this)

[marble hemlock]

but you also make them

[glacial crypt]

that's why you ignore what whispyr is saying and use poisoned knife to get max

[marble hemlock]

isnt that like the pope saying he speaks for god

[balmy condor]

yes

[marble hemlock]

but no one can really confirm?

[balmy condor]

I'm the pope

[glacial crypt]

oh no

[shadow patio]

You really think so?

[shut garnet]

rogue pope?

[marble hemlock]

but the spec is called sin in NA, how can you be the Pope for Sin?

[balmy condor]

where the little kids at

[shut garnet]

[glacial crypt]

WHISPYR

[shadow patio]

It only happens once in a while it’s got to be so negligible

[marble hemlock]

@spice spire

[glacial crypt]

[marble hemlock]

ask him, he likes them young

[novel star]

what the fuck i tab in to

[glacial crypt]

THAT IS A WILD THING TO PING SOMEONE AND SAY

LMFAO

[balmy condor]

runs in the family

[autumn flower]

whats flensing knives and why cant i find the "talent" or whatever it is?

[shadow patio]

This conversation has devolved later nerds

[balmy condor]

because it doesn't exist and it's not supposed to

it's a talent you just get for talenting into ethereal cloak

[glacial crypt]

you've provided the evidence needed

[balmy condor]

because it's a great game

[shut garnet]

is it getting fixed in .5 btw or

[balmy condor]

no

[unborn mason]

I was going to ask a question regarding Darkest Night and the changes to charged combo points but I think I'll just back away slowly

[marble hemlock]

its a wondeful game isnt it

[autumn flower]

I had a fellow sin in my raid, and he got 10mill dmg from it?

[glacial crypt]

don't fix it

[marble hemlock]

oh actually

are you putting that in the guide for .05 whispyr?

cause ive been considering it

but like

i really dont want to

[balmy condor]

let the pope answer for you

[shut garnet]

its been reported so surely theyre aware of it without reading a guide right

[glacial crypt]

ask us

[marble hemlock]

this is a space free of judgment

[glacial crypt]

we're very friendly promise

[balmy condor]

yes because maybe they'll fix it if it shows up in shitter logs from normal

[unborn mason]

Alright alright, you charmers

[marble hemlock]

based

ill add it too then

how much dmg is that even

[balmy condor]

2% in sT

[marble hemlock]

neat

[glacial crypt]

0billion

[unborn mason]

I'm sure it's been asked a bunch of times already but I couldn't find it in a search. So since anima charged combo points don't give a full combo point finisher, what does that mean for Darkest Night?

[glacial crypt]

it just works

[shadow patio]

Do you actually proc the fan of knives bucf @balmy condor

[balmy condor]

7 = max

[unborn mason]

like... it won't trigger anymore?

[balmy condor]

without vv, yes

[unborn mason]

I guess I don't fully understand which combo points become charged

[balmy condor]

are we talking tuesday

[glacial crypt]

the blue ones

[balmy condor]

or today

[unborn mason]

lol

I meant like, number wise

[balmy condor]

cause the ability is getting a full rework on reset

[glacial crypt]

HUH

NAH WHAT WHY

[shadow patio]

Vv?

[balmy condor]

echoing

[unborn mason]

gotcha, I mean as long as charged combo points still trigger DN, then I'm fine

[glacial crypt]

whispyr why is it changing ):

[balmy condor]

there is no such thing as charged combo points on tuesday

[unborn mason]

yeah Whispyr, why

[shadow patio]

Vv = echoing?

[glacial crypt]

what's it doing

what's the change wtf

[marble hemlock]

cuz ER is a dogshit button and never shouldve made it out of Shadowlands alive, dont @ me

[unborn mason]

should I say "supercharged" then?

[glacial crypt]

fjuck u seli

[balmy condor]

it's empowering the next finisher after shiv to count as extra cp

[unborn mason]

I meant more the Supercharger talent

[marble hemlock]

weve moved from animacharged CP to supercharged CP

[balmy condor]

^

[unborn mason]

fair enough, thanks for the info!

[glacial crypt]

i didn't even realise they changed the name

supercharged

that's excellent

[unborn mason]

do I have to tithe for the info?

[balmy condor]

no

[unborn mason]

being the pope and all

[glacial crypt]

tithe

what

[marble hemlock]

https://i.imgur.com/Kpu6oA9.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/Oijy9CQ.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/5FdtMjE.jpeg

so like

[balmy condor]

this is my penance

[ebon steppe]

Just send monster

[marble hemlock]

are we gonna do smth about it or

just ignore that?

[unborn mason]

🫡

[balmy condor]

what, you don't like my profile names?

[glacial crypt]

his gf will do something

they're only slightly concerning

[marble hemlock]

im mostly disappointed you only did it for 3/5

[ebon steppe]

Hopefully god will do something

[marble hemlock]

clearly it cant be that bad

[shadow patio]

Vv @balmy condor ? sorry

[balmy condor]

VICIIOUS VENOMS READ

[glacial crypt]

HAHAHAHA

[shadow patio]

Fatebounder

[balmy condor]

HOW MANY TALENTS HAVE V'S IN THEM

[glacial crypt]

fatebounder

[unborn mason]

Do people play Trickster outside of Sub?

[balmy condor]

if you're playing fatebound why tf are you asking me about fok

[marble hemlock]

depends

do you have a livp?

[shadow patio]

I’m calling you a fatebounder

[balmy condor]

aight now I'm just confused whatever man

[glacial crypt]

i preferred when people were liking the taste of pee in this chat

to whatever this is rn

[marble hemlock]

if you have a lisp, many talents have Vs in them

[glacial crypt]

that's such a good point

[marble hemlock]

like vanguine bladev

[glacial crypt]

who's got a lisp for testing purposes

[glacial crypt]

right hang on

[unborn mason]

the dracula lisp (tm)

[glacial crypt]

that's a german lisp

v instead of s being affected

[novel star]

[glacial crypt]

oli it's been a wild time in this channel for the past hour im telling you

[marble hemlock]

i mean

this is what assa is usually like tbf

[unborn mason]

that's Discord for ya

[glacial crypt]

i let myself sleep in since it's a saturday and I've just sat with my chromebook in bed

it's been excellent

[glacial crypt]

we were planning on getting tacos a while ago

@strange python

[marble hemlock]

well, im gonna go get some sushi now ig

[glacial crypt]

@keen spruce

[glacial crypt]

enjoy sushi

send pics

[marble hemlock]

had a nightmare tonight actually

[glacial crypt]

ohno

[marble hemlock]

at some point in my dream i opened discord

[glacial crypt]

that IS a nightmare

[marble hemlock]

and armins name was purple

[glacial crypt]

LMFAO

wait right

since you've dreamt about armin that means you're friends surely

are you down for tacos seli

[sharp viper]

venomous vounds?

[marble hemlock]

no

hes my opp

[glacial crypt]

OH SHIT

[marble hemlock]

he stole it from me

[glacial crypt]

how dare he .

[balmy condor]

there, now its gone

[spice spire]

Dog what

[glacial crypt]

you can't just erase history

[balmy condor]

sure I can

I just did

[glacial crypt]

[glacial crypt]

unerase history please

[balmy condor]

no can do

[marble hemlock]

i had no hand in this

[glacial crypt]

you had every hand in this

you just beat the opps

[marble hemlock]

just wanna mention it

[balmy condor]

what is deleted cannot be undeleted

[marble hemlock]

@silk bane im innocent

[glacial crypt]

this is a warcrime

wait thats

[marble hemlock]

but also,

[glacial crypt]

that's a different armin

[balmy condor]

yes?

[glacial crypt]

@silk bane would you like to get tacos

[balmy condor]

you don't know the lore of red and blue armin?

[iron ivy]

!oils

[glacial crypt]

i don't know the lore

!oils

@balmy condor loves oil

[iron ivy]

😉

[balmy condor]

call me p diddy

[glacial crypt]

NO

[iron ivy]

Wax on MH, oil on OH. Or other way around?

Or does it not matter 🙂

[balmy condor]

you had it right

[iron ivy]

Cool, thanks

[glacial crypt]

oh i've just been whetstoning both

[balmy condor]

np

[balmy condor]

thats better

[iron ivy]

Yea but I dont swim in liquid gold

[glacial crypt]

oh okay excellent

my heart fluttered for a moment

[iron ivy]

Panic sets in

[balmy condor]

I have that effect

[unborn mason]

I've read somewhere that wax doesn't work on OH. I know dual applications don't work, but people seemed to single out OH a lot

[balmy condor]

it works on OH

it just scales with ilvl

[unborn mason]

gotcha

[balmy condor]

so offhand sucks

but it indeed does not stack

[glacial crypt]

you gotta be safe

[unborn mason]

I'm really glad they fixed Wax because I was not ready to shell out 2k for a whetstone

[balmy condor]

I always Keep Myself Safe

[glacial crypt]

I'm glad you Keep Yourself Safe

[balmy condor]

help my cat is rubbing his face on mine

[glacial crypt]

give me the cat

i will take care of the cat

[balmy condor]

but I need to update wowhead

[unborn mason]

I don't believe you about the cat

[glacial crypt]

temp cat motherhood inc

give it to me immediately

[unborn mason]

I'll need proof

[glacial crypt]

so you can update your stupid "wowhead"

[unborn mason]

btw, genuine thanks for keeping the guides up, they are very useful

[iron ivy]

I will update wowhead. Then I can finally hit 99% parses

[unborn mason]

good gooood

[iron ivy]

[glacial crypt]

LOOK AT THE KITTY

[shadow patio]

He wubs u

[unborn mason]

loud purrs, good cat

quality cat, top tier

[manic quartz]

Chunky

[glacial crypt]

cats aren't the only things that purr

[glacial crypt]

holy shit

[glacial crypt]

why do so many people have cats

[novel star]

What do they think about caustic spatter

[glacial crypt]

and how do i get one

[shadow patio]

He’s a rogue

[royal lodge]

So RP, a channel called assassination must have cats in it. That's just so RP.

[grim jay]

bcs lets be real

we cant get kitty elsewhere

[balmy condor]

#1146207476983812117

[unborn mason]

go into a field with a can of tuna and yell "pspspspsps" for a free cat

[glacial crypt]

YOU can't

[glacial crypt]

will that work

[manic quartz]

Catssassination

[grim jay]

now I personally feel offended

[unborn mason]

Maybe!

[glacial crypt]

can i borrow the cat please

[novel star]

Ye

[glacial crypt]

I MEAN SHIT

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT

[grim jay]

it always hurts less as a group

[glacial crypt]

fuck i want a cat

is anyones cat pregnant

[shadow patio]

Mines a rogue

Rogue cat

Very rare

[unborn mason]

he's a scamp

[glacial crypt]

so if it were to disappear for like

a while

you won'tnotice

[shadow patio]

I popped him out of stealth here

[shadow patio]

Technically no

[glacial crypt]

man 😭

[glacial crypt]

hi where do you live

[shadow patio]

[shadow patio]

This cat is fiesty dam

[hasty crypt]

thx for your work man

[manic quartz]

Pose of an panther 😄

[unborn mason]

He can annihilate those cat gogurts, lemme tell ya

[rotund oak]

hohoho a nice one

whispyr's cat an absolute unit btw

[glacial crypt]

having a cat to play with would be so sick

just running around with wee guy

[grim jay]

Mine was pretty big aswell

[glacial crypt]

hoyl shit

are you taking a shit in that photo

[grim jay]

no

brushing teeth

[glacial crypt]

you're very short

[grim jay]

its zoomed

[glacial crypt]

are you sure

[grim jay]

yes

[glacial crypt]

it doesn't look zoomed

it's okay if you're like 110cm

[grim jay]

its zoomed and I cut the sides

im 1.86

[glacial crypt]

wtf

im 160

did you do something to get to 186

[quasi steppe]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[grim jay]

also my bathroom doesnt end where I wouldve sit

[grim jay]

children for breakfast

[glacial crypt]

your bathroom looks very big

ours is like a box

[rotund oak]

u are taller than me,little but taller

[glacial crypt]

how tall are you?

i have a spreadsheet i made

of heights in my guild

[rotund oak]

1.82

[grim jay]

mine is like 19 m² or smth

[shadow patio]

Im 6 feet

[limber lion]

I'm 187cm, get fucked shorty 🕺

[shadow patio]

6 🦶

You guys like 🦶?

[glacial crypt]

they can be cute

[grim jay]

dang. if I style my hair upwards im taller!

[rotund oak]

[glacial crypt]

@balmy condor likes feet

[balmy condor]

true

[rotund oak]

my feet are s@xy but no photos for u weirdos

[glacial crypt]

yeah people pay for that

and no judgement if u do

(my dms are open)

[rotund oak]

[shadow patio]

[grim jay]

And no he wasnt fat, just curled up

vet said he had perfect weight for his size

[shadow patio]

He small

Gotta be

Or is that a big bottle

[limber lion]

that's a 2.5l bottle, he's a chunky boy

[shadow patio]

Oh dayum

[rotund oak]

Last woman ive had chats with was my ex,thats how it all ended after some years

[limber lion]

nah probs a half a liter

[glacial crypt]

that's a good night

[grim jay]

he was like 8.5kg when the vet said that, the bottle is 1.5 ltr

[glacial crypt]

I want to pick up some coke for tonight actually

coca cola

mixer

[rotund oak]

1lt

step down from that 1.87 ladder of urs

[shadow patio]

Bigger cats

[rotund oak]

😉

[shadow patio]

Are more illustrious

[grim jay]

its 1.5

dog

[shadow patio]

Cats that are like dogs

[glacial crypt]

all im saying

[shadow patio]

Are the shit

As big as dogs

I want a mini lion roaming around my room

[grim jay]

bro he was. kept meeting me at my car as I came back home, followed me to the bin and all

[rotund oak]

logically its the first time uve seen a jack 😅

[grim jay]

cev was talking about the water bottle

in my pic

ig

[rotund oak]

AHHAHAH

you troll

[grim jay]

and ye I dont drink jack

[rotund oak]

me neither,but u know,bitch@s shreding ur heart and all

[unkempt warren]

if im not gonna mythic raid is my best thing to do with guilded crests is make a MH crafted dagger?

[grim jay]

thats where its at

[shadow patio]

Probably yes

Yes 👍

[glacial crypt]

im going to shower and grab some red wine for tonight im thinking

[balmy condor]

photoshop

[rare jackal]

bis consumables for sub in .5

[grim jay]

always have been

just secret tech

[glacial crypt]

"don't spit on me i'll cum"

[balmy condor]

I have never said that

[unkempt warren]

thanks, ill save my crests then for a craft

[shadow patio]

[rotund oak]

[glacial crypt]

of course not i just made it up sorry

[shadow patio]

[rotund oak]

irrelevant but marmots are the best

[shadow patio]

They’re the shit no doubt

Chill lil dudes

Just want space

To look at the skyline

[rotund oak]

yup

chonkers

and funny

[grim jay]

@balmy condor once told me if he is showering, stands straight and looks down, his dick perfectly blends in as a "bridge" between his big toes

[shadow patio]

https://tenor.com/view/marmot-groundhog-groundhog-day-squirrel-ground-squirrel-gif-5437333239513204994

[glacial crypt]

this is a statement right here

[balmy condor]

bro they say you're fat if you can't see your toes when you look down, but all I see is my fucking shlong I don't get it

[grim jay]

[glacial crypt]

LMFAO

[unkempt warren]

if i craft a dagger do i want it to be eblished with Darkmoon Sigil: Ascension? even if i have two on my bracers and belt already? and just replace my bracer or belt with a heroic item from raid?

[grim jay]

the real question is

are your feet small

or is your shlong fucking thick

[normal mist]

Whatever you want

[shadow patio]

Replace one and sim for top Dps

[balmy condor]

you can only equip 2 embellishments, either double dawnthread like you have or ascendance/writhing band

[azure owl]

Can I compare different consumables in top gear? Or is there a custom script for that maybe?

[unkempt warren]

sure, i wont bother recatfting the others then and just make a normal dagger

cheers

[balmy condor]

pins in #tc-research

[shadow patio]

It’s 5:00am whizpyr

Go to bed

Jk

[glacial crypt]

no don't

the yapping is fun rn

[shadow patio]

Don’t capital letter write at me again

I don’t think I can take it

[grim jay]

WHAT

[shadow patio]

[balmy condor]

guide not done

[glacial crypt]

WHY NOT

[shadow patio]

My heart rn

[grim jay]

could you rather guide me

into the light

[glacial crypt]

what kind of guidance are you looking for?

[spring sigil]

So you wouldn't want accession dagger and dawnthread armour?

That's what i was running

[rotund oak]

u can sim them friend

any embelishment combination u want

[runic mesa]

Yo, sometimes darkest night doesn't seem to work, in that a full combo envenom doesnt result in deathstalkers mark. Any thoughts?

[rotund oak]

not that we are aware of

but could be the case for sub

[balmy condor]

I mean, weird move but sure that works I guess

[shadow patio]

Mine in assassination seems to working just fine

[runic mesa]

It just happened again

[fallen ginkgo]

theres no way we keep this 6% ST buff eh? holy

[slow echo]

Where's that thread with the different openers during beta

[grim jay]

had one that said it sims better for him the other day aswell, but he didnt really get the disadvantages of ascension

[next ocean]

DM

[grim jay]

nor the uptime dependancy of thread

[balmy condor]

deleted 3 months ago

[slow echo]

Never lucky

I see it on wowhead though

[balmy condor]

wowhead has openers yes

[slow echo]

This discord's so good

The cultures a lot better than the other class discords

Warlock discord is goated too

[balmy condor]

sumer could bend me over

or whatever

[grim jay]

whats sumer

[balmy condor]

warlock guy

[grim jay]

thought kalamazi is the warlock guy

[slow echo]

Babybrain can bend me over, he's always answering my questions, I love that guy

[marble hemlock]

definitely not

[balmy condor]

he is also a warlock guy

[marble hemlock]

kalamazi is the warlock guy, and the "the" is pronounced and thought of differently

[runic mesa]

Okay I found out the errorcase: If I Envenom with 6 combo points and one of them is an anima charged, deathstlkers mark will not be applied

[slow echo]

His guides have errors

But he's a big dawg

[runic mesa]

Can someone check for themselves?

[normal mist]

what

[balmy condor]

what

[glacial crypt]

what

[spice surge]

Ye the intonation of "the" is different

[balmy condor]

6 is not an animacharge

[marble hemlock]

thats how it is intended, yes

[glacial crypt]

and it's not max

[marble hemlock]

anima charge cast as if they were at 7cp, if you hit that exact amount of CP

which are 3/4/5

[ripe orbit]

Hey guys how big is the dps variance between pooling and mashing in ST?

[balmy condor]

that's like the 8th or 9th person today that just fundamentally doesn't understand how ER works 4 days before it gets reworked

why are so many people confused about it

all of a sudden

what happened

[glacial crypt]

it's a hard button

[grim jay]

we are a fotm spec

now

[spice surge]

Fotm spec ye

[glacial crypt]

ARE WE

[normal mist]

yea...

[balmy condor]

sadly yes

[slow echo]

I've been a rogue since wrath

But I abandon you guys every time it's weak

[balmy condor]

but like even with the fotm

[normal mist]

its kinda fun to look at parses count

[balmy condor]

why today

[normal mist]

DF vs TWW

[grim jay]

idk I usually do new chars at the weekend aswell

maybe they might be the same

[glacial crypt]

is that the reason my shitter 616 rogues are getting 99s in raid rn

so many people playing and not understanding

[marble hemlock]

would you prefer it being every day, instead of a specific one?

[grim jay]

wait for next week

if its gone

and they still ask

because they watched some old yt guide

[normal mist]

The thing i've been noticing a lot with rerollers is the fact they don't freaking know that MH should be your best Ilvl weapon

[spice surge]

Weekend probably the time for people to start playing their alts if i had to guess

[normal mist]

so imagine inspecting people with 606-619

on the weapons

[glacial crypt]

this is so demon

I absolutely love helping people with the spec but some of the questions I've been getting have been really really demon

it's such a simple spec and people overcomplicate it so much

[grim jay]

had that with many people in general tbf

they should just make daggers 1 slot

but a paired weapon

[grim jay]

same with sub

same with outlaw

[ripe orbit]

It’s there a rule of thumb on how much energy should I have pooled before kingsbane?

[grim jay]

thats a good question actually, I always do it depending on what I feel like

I sometimes dont pool at all and still have 99s without cheesing for logs

[balmy condor]

100ish

[ripe orbit]

Great, thanks guys

[limber lion]

I feel like I always just have energy before KB anyways

[grim jay]

ye so kinda what you are hovering around often

[limber lion]

And slamming a tea with it everytime just gets it rolling

[signal horizon]

!UI

[prisma monolith]

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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[spice lagoon]

Big facts man rogue is fun hopefully we get what we need in the future tho

[rotund oak]

i blame ur hair and all the youtube stuff 😂

[glacial crypt]

i just hope for sepulcher sub to return

and for sub to bin whatever the playstyle is right now

stupid vanish

[rotund oak]

yes plz current sub is sad,no dmg 😦

[glacial crypt]

oh no it's still pumping rn 100%

i just absolutely loved the shadowblades proccing so much

[rotund oak]

😅

[balmy condor]

okay guides updated bed time

[rotund oak]

no dont go

[glacial crypt]

sleep well idiot

[balmy condor]

Fuck you

Tricks lover

Disgusting

[royal lantern]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

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IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
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[glacial crypt]

you won't, pussy

[balmy condor]

Women scare me

[strange python]

I‘d be scared whispyr

She offered me sand for desert

[rotund oak]

thats why u have one for almost a decade 😂

if thats fear idk what fear is anymore

[normal mist]

hes afraid to leave her

[rotund oak]

ah as in he will have his @ss handled to him

lul

[normal mist]

im also with the same girl for 6 years now

hopefuly for life Lul

I can't deal with having to know another person like i know her again

[rotund oak]

im happy for u man

[normal mist]

too much effort

[subtle tundra]

spot the fucking green puddle that killed me

difficulty:impossible

[normal mist]

HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE

I WAS MALDING

[rotund oak]

ikr sh@ts impossible to see

[spice surge]

Invisible puddles

[glacial crypt]

you just wanted taco

[covert jewel]

is tea change not getting reverted? still auto pop if below 50?

[past panther]

you don’t wanna ask someone’s favorite color again?

[past panther]

30

[covert jewel]

yea, ok, still shit

[spice surge]

It also doesnt matter

it doesnt matter at all

[covert jewel]

idc about dmg huh

[spice surge]

?

[past panther]

we get one bad change, one good change, one questionable change

[spice surge]

Tea change literally doesnt matter

[rotund oak]

tea is irrelevant

[normal mist]

Not really xD

[rotund oak]

its more like using less buttons

[spice surge]

Its an accessability change for people that never pressed it to begin with

[rotund oak]

irrelevant but ive done some ptr and read the sub pins

still cant understand how sub gameplay is worse

in 11.0.5

[spice surge]

Its just current DB

Except less defensives

But many people found dust way more enjoyable

[rotund oak]

that pretty much forces u to play DS right?

[spice surge]

Not really

[rotund oak]

idk man,dust isnt what it was anyway

[spice surge]

The scuffed premed+delay sblades tech made it better

[rotund oak]

yeah i guess

cool cool thx

[royal lantern]

thats a bold statment tbh

[spice surge]

The rotation of dust

But no not really a bold statement

[misty torrent]

What’s the best way to spread rupture from non-stealth?

FoK -> rupture cycle?

[spice surge]

yes

[misty torrent]

Thanks. Is there a clever way to macro it? I saw some people suggest mouse over, but could it be a TAB macro or?

[rotund oak]

its better to manually spread rup but pretty sure there is a macro for it as well

#showtooltip Rapture
/use
[@mouseover,help,nodead][help,nodead][@player] Rapture

thats what i had for arena but u can remove @player and still work

[cerulean walrus]

God we love casting rapture

[rotund oak]

also the /use was when i pressed my pvp trinket u can remove that as well

[cerulean walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rapture-rapture-me-now-lord-gif-12763495

[spring sigil]

Do you guys use hearty food :)?

[prime hull]

Whispyr says assassination got faster in his pin, why is that? What are we getting more energy from?

[ripe jay]

Does dawnthread lining not work on weapons ?

[prime hull]

It is a lining, aka something you sew into clothes. You cannot sew it onto a metal weapon.

[ripe jay]

that just made so much sense

thx 😄

[prime hull]

Same thing for nerubian patches.

[misty torrent]

Interesting. I would like to know as well

[dim sequoia]

yo, where can i find defensive weakauras?

[grim jay]

something something twist the knife something something double dashing benefit

[grim jay]

in every weakaura pack

[warm vortex]

Assasination brainrot

[midnight atlas]

best stats for assa, kinda easter egg

[upper echo]

can somebody share their ability bars?

I'm trying to learn assassination (coming from outlaw)

and I can't get my keybinds to be "right"

if you get what I mean

It feels like I have to press way to many buttons, but I think most of them are just not in the right place

[golden loom]

idk bars are very personal tho

[pseudo cosmos]

more like ur used to pressing so few

that it feels like alot

[upper echo]

might be

[grim jay]

well there is no right or wrong at all, you wanna have mutilate garrote envenom rupture shiv and fok in an easy to reach place, everything else is just whatever you got left comfortably

[runic basin]

yo guys so the pins say that the changes do not afflict the current m+ dmg / gameplay right? But its a ST buff?

[midnight atlas]

put the same logical stuff as you got on outlaw for assa.
dispatch is envenom
BTE is rupture
pistol shot is shiv
AR is DM
etc

same shit

[grim jay]

ST for raid build ye

everything else is more or less equal

[steel geyser]

Mutilate = sinister strike button
En venom = dispatch
Rupture = bte bind
Garrote = pistol shot bind
Deathmark = adre rush bind
Shiv, crimson tempest, tea should be any of ur accessible bind like blade flurry, ambush roll the bones

And ur good

[upper echo]

yeah I thik they're just not in the right place rn

[runic basin]

so just..nothing but we dont need to press SnD and ER

[grim jay]

twist the knife is the biggest part of the changes

[upper echo]

thanks my dudes, Imma try to rearrange them

[grim jay]

everything else is kinda whatever

[upper echo]

appreciate it

[runic basin]

but we still do not play in in dungeons or

[winged quail]

twist is big burst seems nice

[grim jay]

no its hard to do as the pin says

[tulip fern]

Yo, when you guys are looking at logs to improve your gameplay. What sort of stuff are you looking for? Aside from where people are using damage cds, I’m always a little stuck on this. As someone who is capable of purple parsing in mythic but wanting to get better, what would one of you big pumper lads look at?

[mint saddle]

Trying to learn assa after playing wwmonk… its so hard to unlearn monks combo mentality

[warm vortex]

Man goes to punch then reaslises he is holding a knife

[grim jay]

would check the basics and cd usage in terms of if im losing uptime due to a mechanic thats coming up there, if I can avoid it or something, and thats about it

tho ngl

I've never taken a look at my logs the last years

I just do what mr whispyr says in his guide, understand the why's and get my 99s

on rekills atleast, without cheesing for dmg

[tawny geyser]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

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[tulip fern]

Interesting, I would have said I had a pretty good grasp on the rotation etc but ye I’m not great at getting the big parses in mythic. I can do it in heroic, and I’m not really looking to compromise mechanically but there’s obviously things I could do better

[grim jay]

it also kinda depends on how much you notice in the try itself

like personally for me logs are a tool to understand something which I didnt in the try

while doing it

[grim jay]

mythic logs are kinda depending on multiple things
killtimers are very different, so your group has an impact on how you parse
you can pad on adds, the longer they are alive the more you can pad, so your group has an impact yet again
playing some mechanic correctly can cost you damage, which you definitely wanna do in mythic

(some people dont)

you can also always get a log review by some people in here if you wanna know if you glanced over something

[upper echo]

yeah this was actually helpful

I think I got most of them in a logical spot rn

(some of them are bound to my mouse)

[slim pebble]

Am I doing this correctly? 6% in single target and neural in m+ means that we actually got nerfed

[novel star]

Wat

[lone lantern]

how we got nerfed if its same in m+ and more in st?

[novel star]

do u know what neutral means

[slim pebble]

I’m just memeing from last time

[novel star]

oh

OH

yeah

youre on the right track there

true

[tulip fern]

Yeah I know mythic logs are a different beast in general, I just think there's always something I can get better at regardless of kill time/comp etc. I might try a log review at some point.

[slim pebble]

I should have used italics tbh

[upper echo]

do you guys use crimson tempest in delves?

[tulip fern]

I feel like most of what I do wrong is likely to be something small at this point, but a lot of something small makes something big so its hard to tell

[novel star]

i play outlaw in delves

[slim pebble]

I haven’t done a delve in a few weeks

[novel star]

but also yeah

[upper echo]

I'm trying to learn assassination, delves are great for that

[winged sun]

Sometimes

[novel star]

i dont do em

if someone put a gun to my head and told me to play sin in a delve

i would just copy the hybrid m+ build

and use ct

tho

yea

[upper echo]

Hybrid Dslice (better overall)?

[bleak spoke]

tricks bran and run around

while casting bleeds and picking up healing vials

it's not that bad

[barren linden]

ya its not bad, i did it at 580 ilvl sin at tier 8 delve

solo

[spice surge]

Its doable

But its definitely bad compared to most other specs

[torpid sparrow]

!plater

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[warm vortex]

Whats the best flask atm?

[grim jay]

thats for next week

[grim jay]

alchemical chaos

[warm vortex]

Ah ok

im using temp m,ast rn

[grim jay]

yeah wouldnt do that

chaos is cheap atleast at r2

[warm vortex]

Aight

[grim jay]

and it impacts your tempered potion afaik

[warm vortex]

Kk

will use it then, cheers

[winged sun]

OK

!

[warm vortex]

How does it work with tempered potion?
does it boost the 2 being lowered and the one that isnt being interacted with?

[winged sun]

Hi bodyguard

[worldly sail]

they forgot mastery exists https://www.wowhead.com/guide/world-events/20th-anniversary-event-blackrock-depths-raid-loot

[spice surge]

Tempered potion gives you stats based on what flask you aint using

So with mastery flask the pot gives you vers+haste+crit

If you have alchemical chaos, aka the random one, then you get all 4 from the pot, so vers+haste+crit+mastery

[grim jay]

because its no tempered flask ye

[upper echo]

got it

anywasy thanks guys, I think I got my keybinds right rn

[warm vortex]

Ohhh

fair fai

[bleak spoke]

https://i.imgur.com/RZeRrMc.png wonder if there's an icd on this

[spice surge]

Its 2 rppm

It says so in the picture

So its gonna proc on average twice a minute

[silk sundial]

Hey so I have the option of both Transmitter and Ovinax Egg hero trinkets in my vault. I currently have a hero contract amd champ Skardyn.

Fully upgraded the egg Sims better than Contract and the Transmitter better than Skardyn.

Which one should I go for? Both seem fairly gimmicky. Is egg sim actually reliable? And is transmitter annoying to use?

[bleak spoke]

terrible, then

[spice surge]

Yes, just like all other brd items

[boreal lichen]

which neck should i use for mythik+ ? top gear tells me keychain by like 0,5% but i dont know if it calculates teh effect for grp and me aswell

[spice surge]

Did you add sockets to the sikran neck in the sim

[silk sundial]

And by Sims better I mean like .4%

[boreal lichen]

yes

[violet ore]

get transmitter i wouldn't bother with the egg

[violet ore]

use sikran neck and change haste for more mastery somewhere else (rings) if possible

[bleak spoke]

https://i.imgur.com/h9gFIoL.png thats crazy

[spice surge]

Sim doesnt factor in the healing proc from sikran neck, but its like 35-40% uptime, so its like 300 extra stats so should be better

[bleak spoke]

a dagger with no secondaries LOL

[boreal lichen]

k

[spice surge]

Ye it just sucks

The procs are all terrible too

[bleak spoke]

tooltip looks like they buffed some of the procs on the daggers at least, cuz when it's inputted at ilevel in raidbots the number is way lower

doubt it'd be any good still though

[grim jay]

love to see it

[bleak spoke]

proc's not in raidbots but uh actually maybe a gain

https://i.imgur.com/5FuI8ix.png

had to pull embellishment off my crafted dagger

to give it a chance

[grim jay]

did you add a new embellishment tho