assassination

[cunning needle]

what do you do when add spawns

[loud hearth]

No, boss too far

[cunning needle]

swap?

[worldly sail]

i cry

[balmy condor]

trickster can supercharge a 7cp coup cast, which would be 7+5+3 = 15cp evisc

[desert cove]

I made the mistake of putting KB on an add in bloodbound one time

[cunning needle]

rupture a target and prayge?

[loud hearth]

Swap to them lad

[desert cove]

never again

[ancient rain]

I did that too

[loud hearth]

Go to the far add, DM+KB it

Solo kill it

[royal lantern]

if our bleeds do no dmg, his brain hemorrhage will

[subtle tundra]

yea talent trees and hero talents were a mistake

[cunning needle]

i feel th is is bait for a 8second DM/kb duration

[loud hearth]

If you solo far add, you get full duration

[subtle tundra]

you exsang the dm

[ancient rain]

Don't say that name

[tropic tundra]

you exsang the dm

[ancient rain]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-im-dead-falling-over-gif-2711800222951691028

[loud hearth]

Truuuue

Back to MOP talent rows please

[tropic tundra]

a preview of tww s2 rotation

[subtle tundra]

Storming HOLY POG

[west crown]

Wth is that last one

Sepulcher?

[subtle tundra]

BRING IT BACK BRING IT BACK

spires of ascension

last boss platform

[tropic tundra]

yeah spires

[subtle tundra]

miniboss

[worldly sail]

good old invisible waves going out

hooly

[tropic tundra]

the giga trash right before the last boss

and somebody missing the spear throw

[subtle tundra]

i wouldnt mind halls

spires and theater can fuck off

[royal lantern]

stop

[tropic tundra]

halls is at least cool

[subtle tundra]

bro i tanked it on 25 on my monk

[tropic tundra]

sanguine depth however

[worldly sail]

HALLS TRIPLE SHARD PULL

[tropic tundra]

I miss playing venthyr havoc in halls

big opener damage

and then 0 damage

but im still invited cause nobody ran venthyr

[subtle tundra]

greatest tank known to human kind

[royal lantern]

mate

this channel with assa being good in m+ and sanguine depths

you would read "I CANT DO DMG IN THE GAUNTLET CUS NO STEALTH" 35682619 time a day

[subtle tundra]

double vanish would solve that fyi

[tropic tundra]

ouch

[subtle tundra]

wait folyr could actually play

[mellow pasture]

could just be a nelf

did they remove Skardyns Grace?

[normal mist]

What

[tropic tundra]

whats skardyns grace?

[mellow pasture]

I'm not good at spelling.

[mint kindle]

If my neck is 606 and I crafted wrist(619), belt(619) & weapon(636), should I go for the 636 neck?

[normal mist]

You and me both

[tropic tundra]

it was a joke about not getting it

nvm

[mellow pasture]

I'm autistic sorry :0 it went over my head

[normal mist]

No idea, you should sim it

[mellow pasture]

I'll believe anything anyone tells me

[tropic tundra]

[mint kindle]

You're right. Will do

[normal mist]

You're a really good player that just needs practice @mellow pasture

[mellow pasture]

and the trinket to drop 🥺 but thank you.

you are too ❤️

[lone parrot]

every ass rogue ability is just tied to shiv

[normal mist]

Thanks!

[tropic tundra]

ass rogue

[mellow pasture]

It feels like it hurts more losing the second Shiv compared to the second vanish.

[lone parrot]

i missed hitting the second a, but sounds good so im not changing it

[normal mist]

I've never had a second vanish hehehe

[limber dew]

where do you see this range? i dont have this on my sim results

[balmy condor]

did you open the html

[lone parrot]

173k dps, thats not that much

[limber dew]

i dont even see an option to open the HTML

[crisp stream]

The new changes are going live this reset?

[balmy condor]

yes

[limber dew]

doesnt show this

anywhere on my sim page.

[balmy condor]

on the right?

[vernal snow]

I am officially on my 83th GB run now. 3 times I ve seen the trinket drop. Not for me tho. Thank god the loottable consists of 14 different items in that dungeon. Much love for that

[limber dew]

report disabled for large simulations

[balmy condor]

okay

so then don't do a large simulation?

[mellow pasture]

yeah but now I have 5 of every other item that drops from there and I'm betting I'm getting close to 50 runs. How do you check how many times you've run it?

[hasty crypt]

Do you simulate that in 11.0.5? or actual patch

[subtle tundra]

is 10 acktually

[balmy condor]

it's a bis profile I'm using for testing purposes

the sim is irrelevant

I'm showing where the button is

[hasty crypt]

oh okay

[hardy dagger]

Feint off gcd

[novel star]

i care more about the er gcd than the feint gcd tbh

but the feint gcd is definitely above the snd gcd in pointless shit tier list

[golden loom]

Not having to press SnD will be nice

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-warcraft-wow-gif-11008475980691198481

[novel star]

it will be like right now except with one more gcd

[royal lantern]

take detection off the GCD cowards

[novel star]

which is nice

believe it or not in grim batol it might even be two more gcds

because you sometimes lost snd after flying

now dat is fkn value

[golden loom]

the SnD gcd usage feels way worse than normal tho, u press a button and nothing happens

like when u press mutt or envenom or something u feel the oomf

[novel star]

i press a button and set up an insane buff for the next 6 minutes

feels pretty good 2 me

[royal lantern]

excuse me, you punch the air

pinnacle of rogue animations

[novel star]

(it feels like nothing who cares)

[novel star]

Based

me after 3 hours of ovinax weakauras

air puncher deluxe

[golden loom]

so wait u like pressing snd but u dont like pressing ER?

[novel star]

i don’t care about pressing either

[golden loom]

fair enough

[novel star]

sometimes u would get a sexy lil ER crit

but other than dat

idgaf

supercharger sounds omega based

[fervent rune]

got a heroic mandate from the weekly. should i still run arakara for the sacbrood trinket? they sim about the same

[novel star]

why compare on use to passive

u generally run 1 use 1 passive

should compare to other on uses

[snow kindle]

Depends on the fight but I’d say arakara just overall performs better

[spring sigil]

Is everyone hating the automatic thistle tea then 👀?

[balmy condor]

heroic mandate fucks

[novel star]

but ye idk mandate pretty broken

[balmy condor]

no

[novel star]

rly good trinket

[novel star]

it’s a fake change unless you proc it between first and 2nd dm i think? or maybe just always a fake change

either way it’s not a big deal

[balmy condor]

right now it's even more fake than that

[novel star]

even worst case annihilation disaster proc it’s barely relevant to ur damage

[balmy condor]

my best profile atm macros tea to shiv

cause energy is fake

[novel star]

don’t say this to the people man

wtf

[balmy condor]

it's fucking 55apm

[spring sigil]

Omg just got Invincible LOL

[novel star]

why are we still here

[balmy condor]

overcapping literally 1/3rd of tea energy and the sim just doesn't fucking care lmao

[novel star]

just to suffer?

[novel star]

[royal lantern]

sane people do

whisp is not sane

nobody here is

[novel star]

the only time it would “matter” is if it procs outside of shiv before ur on last charge right

[balmy condor]

incredibel technology

tea on 100% energy

[novel star]

which like isn’t happening probably

or

[runic matrix]

[balmy condor]

I could probably block it from the second tea in opener

but it doesn't seem to really make a difference

[golden loom]

when the APM increases its just spamming mutilate and envenom more?

[balmy condor]

yep

[novel star]

more energy more mash yipee fun wahoo

[royal lantern]

rule stays the same btw?

try to be roughly under 50% energy?

[novel star]

i mean with sanguine yeh

they didn’t change that

talent

[balmy condor]

feeble minds could not comprehend such a daring rotation

[golden loom]

I have big adhd when I play so mashing keyboard is fun so sounds good

[novel star]

or ds stuff

[royal lantern]

and without sanguine

[novel star]

without sanguine you already don’t really care that much what your energy is at afaik

[mint kindle]

Are cursed ring enchantments worth it?

[meager granite]

Not like this please not after all you have done... Imagine the number of questions that will rise from this

[royal lantern]

no

[balmy condor]

can't figure out anything

like I've tried a billion things so far

and it's all irrelevant

[novel star]

Surely day 1 of this going live all of the mechanics are perfectly bug free in sims and ingame right

must be

[limber lion]

I don't think the sim even looks at energy, just maximum envenom uptime

[royal lantern]

so just "have envenom running and use skills without going full dry i gues" like we allready do

[limber lion]

50%, 80%, 20%, it's all the same

[balmy condor]

energy.pct>=(50-10*talent.sanguine_blades-10*talent.vicious_venoms.rank)

very cool

[runic matrix]

watch it use all 3 charges the moment you go below 50

[limber lion]

Wtf

[balmy condor]

it does technically

[limber lion]

Is this a new addition

[balmy condor]

it's a rewrite

[limber lion]

Ah

I was searching for sang in particular and didn't find any rule for it

[balmy condor]

energy.pct>=(40+30*talent.hand_of_fate-15*talent.vicious_venoms)

it's this right now technically

[limber lion]

Right

[balmy condor]

I'm flipping the logic kinda

[limber lion]

That I have seen yeah

[balmy condor]

instead of going up with stuff

we go down instead

[limber lion]

Very cool

[subtle tundra]

wish i had it for queef ansurek

seems really good

[novel star]

goat trinket tbh

didn’t believe in it until i got it on my dh

just kinda works

big damage

[royal lantern]

but it drops from a spider

[novel star]

brain happy

[subtle tundra]

seems really good timers aswell on queef

[novel star]

ye

[subtle tundra]

maybe i get it from weekly chest

[balmy condor]

[novel star]

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

SOMETHING THAT ISNT FULLY 0.0%

IT DOES EXIST

[novel star]

watd u change

[limber lion]

Massive findings

[balmy condor]

in this list

everything is neutral

except the one I'm on

[novel star]

Damn this game is shit

[balmy condor]

I love therorycrafting

[balmy condor]

it's a bit confusing

[balmy condor]

so like this line right

[novel star]

tell me a bed time story

im in

[balmy condor]

I made it 70/30/10 instead of 50/10/10

and uh

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

that's it

so now I made the sim get 0.4 extra tea casts in a fight

and that's better

[royal lantern]

[balmy condor]

wait no, 0.8 extra tea casts

massive

[novel star]

ah

[limber lion]

Reminds me when I was messing around with vanish timings and reapplying IG. Nothing matters

Lol

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

yeah

it's insanely poggers

[subtle tundra]

deepest assa gayplay

🤯

[midnight wolf]

!sheet

[balmy condor]

I have to find some fix for non-ttk though

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-kissing-turning-turning-around-surprised-gif-10954422701417471537

[balmy condor]

on these sims ttk is like +7.5%

[novel star]

Surely real

[balmy condor]

yeah surely

[limber lion]

Susge

[novel star]

must be

[tall atlas]

whis

why you awake

also

[balmy condor]

guides are due tomorrow night

[tall atlas]

is Skardyns and Transmitter ideal

[balmy condor]

and I have to cook

[novel star]

inb4 sim not capping it at 2 or smth

[limber lion]

It's not even late yet

[balmy condor]

skardyns > transmitter

[tall atlas]

why not both

[novel star]

cd

[balmy condor]

what

[limber lion]

One buff trink

One mandate

[balmy condor]

why would you both

[subtle tundra]

i saw casualddict with both at some point

[limber lion]

Smile :)

[subtle tundra]

means its right

r1 did it means its correct

thats what i learned here

[tall atlas]

thats why im asking blood mallet makes them look like the bestest

i could use one on DM and one on KB no

[limber lion]

But not when paired together

[novel star]

ok but bloodmallet sims one trinket

u don’t just take best trinket and 2nd best trinket

and ur automatically on optimal trinkets

[tall atlas]

i know that but im just asking

[novel star]

they don’t work well together because one of them has to buff the shitty solo kb window

[tall atlas]

yeah bit big agi buff for the shitty kb window :3

[novel star]

and u have no passive for rest of da fight

[limber lion]

The top trinkets are generally pretty well balanced and sitting on a trinket for 1min is generally pretty bad

Could have used a different trinket the first minute that actually does something

Just run a mamdate or ritual knife

[novel star]

mandate sniping on ovinax

[limber lion]

Ciao

[tall atlas]

dw im not stupid

was just checking

[limber lion]

Eww Sac

That's so first week

[royal lantern]

ew active trinket at top slot

[balmy condor]

sac is good

[novel star]

i also do top

[limber lion]

Yeye I'm memeing

[balmy condor]

haha hey

[limber lion]

Demonic not to do that

[novel star]

U Have a Girlfriend

[tall atlas]

me

[balmy condor]

she can watch

it's aight

[novel star]

okay man

[limber lion]

I'm sounding the bird alarm

[novel star]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-hairless-cat-sphynx-cat-sphynx-bingus-meme-gif-26003271

[royal lantern]

bingus cat

[novel star]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-binguscord-ketamine-gif-18718985

[balmy condor]

help I'm losing it

[novel star]

go on

[balmy condor]

VV builds auto-proccing tea cause mut expensive

but if I tell them to pool hard, they just auto proc tea and then pool while the mastery buff expires

[novel star]

oh

massive fucking skill issue

LOL

[warm vortex]

Double max oil still bugged?

[tall atlas]

auto tea is the worst fucking thing ever

[royal lantern]

just like me fr

[jolly heath]

why auto tea is a thing in first place

[novel star]

muh button bloat

[royal lantern]

something something BUTTON BLOAT

[jolly heath]

it's off gcd

[royal lantern]

idk

[balmy condor]

it's just accessibility

[jolly heath]

that's so weird decision

[novel star]

rogue is too hard to learn because of the gosh darn button bloat

[balmy condor]

it's not bad

it's just rough to tell a robot

[subtle tundra]

robot bad

[tall atlas]

i dunno sin has a 22 button opener i dont think taking tea out of our control is the fix

[subtle tundra]

human smart

[haughty verge]

rogue is too hard because of tea not being automatic

[subtle tundra]

fym 22 button

[royal lantern]

hey, fuu is a good guy

[novel star]

[inner swift]

how much of a gain pooling is in m+ rn?D:

[subtle tundra]

its like 3 things to do then you go into your standard cd rotation

[inner swift]

on st of course

[novel star]

buddy has 0% crit and no er i fear

50 mutilate opener

[balmy condor]

if I tell it to spend energy during tea, do you think it's gonna just spam out all its tea charges insta

surely this won't fix it

[subtle tundra]

you wont have er either loser

[golden loom]

thats still just 1 button

[novel star]

I’m excited for it frankly

change is good

as a wise bug once said

[subtle tundra]

bug????? ovinax?

[balmy condor]

🐛

[novel star]

Khazix

[subtle tundra]

cringe league

go home

whens the final?

[novel star]

no idea

game is shit

[inner swift]

not yet

[novel star]

pros don’t care

[inner swift]

its only the second game today

[novel star]

coaches don’t care

soloq players don’t care

[golden loom]

2 nov

[novel star]

devs don’t care

[subtle tundra]

g2 was the only reason i cared even a bit
i was playing the game back in the glory days of g2 semifinals/finals

[inner swift]

i mean t1 is winning againg so whats the point anyways

[limber lion]

Really not that much. Just send it homie.

[royal lantern]

uhm, actually all the bosses in the raid are spiders or void mutated spiders, and spiders are not bugs

🤓

[limber lion]

Maximize Env uptime, that's it

[novel star]

spiders are bugs man

[subtle tundra]

i will cut your fingernails while you sleep and leave a stub

[novel star]

sick of this liberal shit.

[limber lion]

Arachnids my beloved

[royal lantern]

they are by defenition not

[novel star]

i know a bug when i see one

🕷️

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[limber lion]

I wish Blizzard did too, the fuck do we still have Flensing Knives for

[novel star]

surely it’s gone in ptr right

and i can take a real talent

?

pls?

[limber lion]

Surely

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

aight, we did 2 hours of cooking, +20k dps to current live bis lets fucking go

so large and handsome

[novel star]

awesome man

[balmy condor]

this is truly worth my time

I am happy

[novel star]

thanks blizzard

damage changes nonexistent and qol changes also may as well be nonexistent

swagging

[tall atlas]

is this the meta st build?

[novel star]

no

but it’s probably fine

talents are fake there’s a million builds that sim like the same basically

remove that improved garrote point and put it on 2/2 venoms

and u have like the standard build

[golden loom]

probably best to change to Ethereal Cloak so u can bugabuse

[novel star]

1/2 venoms options are fine but weird idk

just not natural.

🦅

[balmy condor]

Just wait till Tuesday

Then there’s like

1 build

And many bad ones

[novel star]

that must be nice as a guide writer

and will also be nice for me to get disappointed by people on discord

[golden loom]

will probably cause more questions "why isnt this good"

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

Yeah but on the flip side

People will log in Tuesday

Their dps will go down

And then they’ll go “hello discord I sim vault and dps down waht happa”

[static glacier]

😡

[subtle tundra]

ok but am i crazy for wanting to know fatebound numbers

[tall atlas]

what about wednesday

[balmy condor]

Worse

[novel star]

fella like me switching talents before the changes even go live so the points are already allocated

[subtle tundra]

damn

[static glacier]

is the ER change really a loss tho?

idk what else would change our sim dps

[balmy condor]

Seems that way

[static glacier]

i guess +2 isn't the same as 7

[novel star]

Losing dps and gameplay to appeal to forum complainers

Based

[tall atlas]

i just started getting used to it whis make it stip

[balmy condor]

Well it costs an extra point

[novel star]

[balmy condor]

You can’t go er + 1 leth

[static glacier]

is there a world we just go all in leth + cb

instead of er

[balmy condor]

You would 2/2 leth

And then take supercharger

[wild hound]

!plater

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[static glacier]

also is anyone else struggling to not associate that talent name

with the kfc sauce

[balmy condor]

What

[tall atlas]

mmmmmmmm

[novel star]

is er like new er like capstone er passive that’s called er better than 1/2 lethality

[tall atlas]

supercharger sauce

[static glacier]

https://www.kfc.co.uk/our-menu/sides-dips/kfc-supercharger-mayo

[tall atlas]

scotland?

[static glacier]

england / scotland and wales

aka UK

[tall atlas]

i mean you specifically

[static glacier]

nah, london for me

[tall atlas]

ah ok

glasgow

[novel star]

ask cus it sounds like a piss talent

[static glacier]

🫡

[novel star]

but cant tell

[torpid willow]

Hi everyone,
I'm trying to switch to Assa in M+ for fun, and i'm pretty lost in the guide.
Opener, ramping, cooldown sequence... It seems so much complicated and long.. How would you resume an opener in M+ ?
Ambush for mark, and then spam Garrote and Rupture ? I feel like if i go in Opener sequence, then ramping, the 6sec from garrote fade

[static glacier]

yeah it will, u just gota spread bleeds for those 6s

[novel star]

what’s the question i am confused

after your opener you don’t care about garrote anymore

[static glacier]

ambush > gar > gar > rup > rup > gar - IC fades

[novel star]

u just ct and spam envenom

[static glacier]

you can then fok > ct > mut > fok / env

or

vanish > gar / rup

[torpid willow]

Heavily taking notes to complete the pages from the guides that aren't obvious for his low brain

[frosty bridge]

quick question which might be covered in Whispyrs guide which i didnt watch yet:

if the tank chains in a key, my old mark target dies, i want to apply mark to thsr, do i prio 7cp envenoming him over applying dots?

[static glacier]

there's a video guide tbh

it might be easier to understand than the written one

[novel star]

you get ruptures and caustic before you DN i think

might be wrong and probably also depends how important singular focus is on that pack

but

[frosty bridge]

aight, but what is DN?

[novel star]

Deez nuts

[static glacier]

[novel star]

it’s darkest night

the capstone

7cp thing

[royal lantern]

blame blizz for the Name

[static glacier]

https://youtu.be/N_if0HnJ1gE try watching this, its long but comprehensive

[royal lantern]

we are forced to do DN jokes in 2024 now

[torpid willow]

Gonna search this

[wild hound]

Does CT have pandemic?

[novel star]

yes

[torpid willow]

Wait nvm you even linked it x)

[modest nexus]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[wild hound]

Pog

[white lance]

Guys i have a question, do we minmax stun seed?

[novel star]

What

[torpid willow]

Are you holding Disparition for reapply Deathstalker mark or is it for IC and Garrot rupture everywhere ?

[novel star]

What

[static glacier]

you shouldn't drop mark bc darkest night lasts 30s

[novel star]

oh vanish? yea u just use it on cd for bleeds

[static glacier]

if you do drop mark top prio for disaparition (vanish) is reapply mark, normally its just for bleeds

[torpid willow]

Yeah sry, french people, i forgot to translate Vanish x)

[novel star]

it’s k

just confused me

but yea

u press that bitch on cd for damage

[torpid willow]

Ok thanks for all those wonderful advice

[novel star]

using vanish for ambush in m+ is only if you need to

for like a buggy boss or something

mists first comes to mind

[torpid willow]

I hope i'm gonna do better DPS than my Outlaw spe, don't understand why i'm unable to make damage with it and i'm pissed to the point to try Assa even i haven't played it since Shadowlands

[wild hound]

Is it possible to update plater profiles without overriding changes ive made to them? Like I installed a plater profile a while back and some changes have been made to it on wago, but ive changed some stuff. Will that dissapear if I re-import it?

[novel star]

i think so

[static glacier]

the french rogues i know are all OL players

zac n flower come to mind

[wild hound]

gosh darnit

[static glacier]

then again fuu is french and is a sub player

[wild hound]

no way I can copy my debuff blacklist huh?

[novel star]

there’s possibly a way to avoid it but idk how so i just manually redo my tweaks after updating stuff

[torpid willow]

Olympique Lyonnais ? The soccer team ?

[wild hound]

guess we'll do the oldschool print screen and manual labour :3

[novel star]

other smarter people would know

i just press buttons idk

[torpid willow]

Fuu is french ? Oh damn, i don't why i feel so proud xD

[static glacier]

ozempique mayonaise (OL = outlaw)

[novel star]

https://tenor.com/view/agree-gif-26233397

[torpid willow]

Ok thanks !

[static glacier]

i think so, the way he has typos seems french to me

[novel star]

fuu address the allegations pls

[static glacier]

if he was online i'd ping him

[torpid willow]

Well, time to stretch my fingers and my brain now, thanks everyone, i'll come back if i'm desperate

[novel star]

same

[torpid willow]

🫶

[quiet oar]

Fuu is austrian

[balmy condor]

Fuu is definitely not French lmao what

[subtle tundra]

hate the french and fuu is nice so that cant be

[royal lantern]

calling people french

[balmy condor]

Correct

The Europe Austria

[quiet oar]

Man

[balmy condor]

For all the dyslexics

[quiet oar]

why

i just wanted to make the joke

the one without kangaroos

[balmy condor]

Gotta be faster

[quiet oar]

SIn corrupted me

no more zoomer typing speed

[spice surge]

Next week we shift up a gear

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

Do y’all associate continents by color like a map from your childhood

Like Africa is green

Europe is blue

Australia is yellow

[royal lantern]

no

[balmy condor]

Oh

[quiet oar]

no

[subtle kiln]

Some downshifting as they give into assa

[quiet oar]

But i associated School subjects with color of my map

[royal lantern]

the only color coded things is school subjects

[royal lantern]

LOL

[quiet oar]

LOL

[royal lantern]

mate thats scary

[balmy condor]

Germans sharing experiences

Smh

[static glacier]

nah, I just associate people idk with french

[quiet oar]

Tryan and me are one person

[static glacier]

[quiet oar]

at this point

[balmy condor]

Apparently

[balmy condor]

I’m sorry to hear that

[static glacier]

u better watch out before u get branded as french too

germany ain't that far

[royal lantern]

my grandma is french

[balmy condor]

It’s okay, in that case I will declare myself as American

[royal lantern]

[static glacier]

one of my previous guilds gave me the french brand

[balmy condor]

That’s the great part about having dual citizenship

[static glacier]

so now I get pinged every few weeks when they ping french

[balmy condor]

When it’s not a good time to be German

I swap to being American

And then like a school shooting happens

[balmy condor]

And I sit here and go “damn, America is fucked it’s a good thing I’m German”

[static glacier]

im impressed

the french brand is 3 seperate roles

[subtle kiln]

So daily?

[balmy condor]

Yeah pretty much

[balmy condor]

Gotta do the flag

[static glacier]

the worst one was the supermarket shooting, its forever burned into my brain

looked like cod

[balmy condor]

I’m desensitized I’m ngl

[lime pelican]

is the video of the envenom overlap still accurate?

[violet bay]

On the grim batol drakes, does cloak work against the knockback? Seeing kush not move at all from it on stream

[static glacier]

ye it does

and even if it didn't we can just step back

[balmy condor]

When I was in highschool we had 5 active shooters in the area and we got locked down for hours each time

[violet bay]

Step back and shadow step i suppose

[static glacier]

what the fuck

[balmy condor]

In what way

[static glacier]

bro living in a warzone

[quiet oar]

That sounds scary

ngl

[balmy condor]

No, just gangs and a gas station

[limber lion]

When you think about months in a year, do you think of a circle with all the months in it or something else?

[balmy condor]

And then they were like this can’t keep happening this sucks and rooted it all out and then nothing senior year

[balmy condor]

I think of a timeline

[limber lion]

Or like a clock

Interesting

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-merica-america-usa-us-gif-4163007710547964960

[lime pelican]

is it still bugged LMAO

[quiet oar]

This what i think about

[static glacier]

you should come to london, we have sub and sin rogues. OL spec'd rogues are a NA specialty

[quiet oar]

when thinking about murica

[limber lion]

Is it an infinite timeline or does it just jump from the end to the beginning on January 1st?

[balmy condor]

Oh, idk I don’t think so

[balmy condor]

It’s like a ruler, January to December, and then there’s tiny tick marks for the weeks/days, and I just like zoom in for the week

[violet bay]

Cloak works on last boss GB tentacles to? 🙂

[subtle tundra]

yes

[violet bay]

Thought so, making sure thx

[subtle tundra]

good strategy is to cloak soak when the circle is small

to get space

[violet bay]

Any more tricks i need to know lol

[static glacier]

if you time it right you can precloak the circle and take tentacles

[violet bay]

Yeah defo

[limber lion]

I can see it yeah, very good

[balmy condor]

Here’s one

It’s Friday right now

[subtle tundra]

YES THAT MEANS WEEKEND

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[balmy condor]

When you think about your week/future week

How far do you look forward/backward

And are you centered on a Monday or on today

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/flat-fuck-friday-gif-12833647290064982884

[balmy condor]

Like when I think forwards, I think to Monday

[static glacier]

seasons are associated with colours for me, summer is bright orange / autumn is darker browny orange / winter is light bluey white and spring is light green

[balmy condor]

And when I think backwards, I also think to Monday

[static glacier]

i center around either weekends, fridays or reset day (wed)

[balmy condor]

Mm

[static glacier]

or the current day

in my native language we have words for yesterday, day before yesterday, tomorrow and day after tomorrow - today seems to be a big focus

[balmy condor]

I have the same colors but summer is yellow

[static glacier]

but weekend cus freedom and reset day cus wow

[subtle tundra]

its all centered about when saturday starts and sunday ends

also

We are raiding sunday

i will cut my balls hahahhahahah

😠

[static glacier]

i HATE weekend raiding, i never realised it until now

where we raid wed / thurs / mon

[balmy condor]

I center everything around when my first beer starts and my last beer ends

Amen

[subtle tundra]

wish i was in my covid era again to just go drinking at every possible moment

[mystic osprey]

ohh no

[subtle tundra]

like how could i pop a cold one rn im at work and need to drive

[mystic osprey]

pop a cold one and drive

just dont get pulled over

[static glacier]

💀

[royal lantern]

eh, sunday evening is ok

like, what else where you doing 4hours before going to bed

[balmy condor]

See at my work, things suck and then my league bowlers are like “rough night?” And a kamikaze appears on the desk out of thin air

[static glacier]

socialising with irl friends irl or even on disc

[royal lantern]

whats disc

[static glacier]

discord

we play overwatch and yap

[subtle tundra]

you know
i have had my drivers license for 4 years
i have never been pulled over

[quiet oar]

Im sorry to hear that

[balmy condor]

Discus alter, noch nie Olympiade gesehen?

[subtle tundra]

says something about romania i guess

[mystic osprey]

worth a try now

[subtle tundra]

but my friends have been, like multiple times and in less time

[quiet oar]

Wie kann man das nicht wissen, irgendwie mein Kopf

[static glacier]

it's a fun existence, that or cardgames or any games really. sadly they don't play wow

[royal lantern]

ne, bin keine 60+

[balmy condor]

WHAT

Olympics are sick

[royal lantern]

*WAS

[balmy condor]

The opening ceremony this year dude

[sharp viper]

German whispyr isn't real it can't hurt me

[balmy condor]

Everyone on boats through the river

That’s so sick

[sharp viper]

https://tenor.com/view/gifmiah-gif-19835012

[royal lantern]

i was at work for that lmao

[quiet oar]

Und wie es das kann

[balmy condor]

Kann ich sehr Woll

[quiet oar]

für echt für echt auf gott

[balmy condor]

Okey bitte nicht

[quiet oar]

Dont you like just translating everything?

[royal lantern]

so nebenbei, bei mir in der Schule war 3x ein Jannick, und das ware immer so richtige bauern kinder

[maiden bear]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[static glacier]

idk whispyr isn't grumpy enough to really fit the german aesthetic imo

seli fits it to a t

[balmy condor]

Ich verstümmel dich gleich

[frosty bridge]

[quiet oar]

Das ist ok solange du mir kein Königsmord drauf drückst

[astral wadi]

Dieser Chat ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[royal lantern]

mate, big german citys are like, the opposite of that

[subtle tundra]

mods
these people are speaking gibberish in my english speaking server

[quiet oar]

Berlin

[balmy condor]

Und hinterher vergiften ziehen, und dann mal todesmal und Klinge und königsmord

Bum tot

[keen hearth]

Hello,
New here, just joined.

I just got: Sureki Zealot's Insignia in the raid.
And I wonder how good it is for Assa rogue? If its not BiS i might just sell it?

[subtle tundra]

vorbeste si tu romana, te rog mult
nu inteleg nimic

[balmy condor]

Very good

[next dust]

Whispyr is the king of Böblingen, bitte aufpassen

[royal lantern]

erinnerung das deutschland die höchste % anzahl von furrys auf der welt hat :3

[balmy condor]

I agree

[cunning basin]

scrolls to my favorite channel in the rogue discord
No fucking clue what's going on
"Ahh just like usual"

[static glacier]

you can't break down the image of germany that I have in my mind, a german dominated guild couldn't

[balmy condor]

Well okay, are you an m+ one trick

[quiet oar]

und dann wird das plötzliche ableben ausgelöst

[keen hearth]

lol how did u know i only play m?

[royal lantern]

mit oder ohne Verschwinden dammit du Verstolenheit bekommst?

[cunning basin]

LMAO

[balmy condor]

Because there’s a bunch of clowns

[subtle tundra]

hi

[cunning basin]

Hi

[balmy condor]

We’re m+ meta for a patch and all of a sudden it’s m+ one trick city

Neck is notably worse in m+ cause of the haste

[vagrant maple]

entitled are we

[balmy condor]

Still good in single target

But aoe is a bit sad

[keen hearth]

okay, so for raiding the neck is BiS?
But preferrably i want neck from maybe mists or SV?

[subtle tundra]

i got mists neck in mythic track!

[balmy condor]

Yeh

[cunning basin]

Mists neck v good for m+

[quiet oar]

Nur wenn du Mal des Todesprischers brauchst

[cunning basin]

I give it a 3.72 out of 5

[balmy condor]

Only thing we’re entitled to is more aoe nerfs probably

[quiet oar]

oddly speicifc

[vagrant maple]

dont say that, I main windwalker, Im gearing assa so I can roleplay being useful in m+

[balmy condor]

Caustic spatter is silly

[quiet oar]

ngl

[quiet oar]

Totally fine

[cunning basin]

My judgement is firm but fair

[quiet oar]

and not overtuned

[balmy condor]

See what I mean though

I help the one m+ guy

[keen hearth]

okay thanks for the input @balmy condor , ill look into it 👍
mainly a mage main, but wanted to try out some assa as well

[balmy condor]

And you show up

Now there’s 2

[vagrant maple]

soon there will be dozens of us

[balmy condor]

Y’all mplussers multiplying like rabbits

[subtle tundra]

THEY MULTIPLY AAAAAAAH

[balmy condor]

SEE WHAT I MEAN

FOTM REROLLERS

AAAAAAA

THEYRE TAKING OVER

[vagrant maple]

im 628 on windwalker, getting out-overalled by 620 rets. let me have my little vacation

[cunning basin]

I remember back in the old days before caustic spatter

[subtle tundra]

they should watch streamers

[quiet oar]

Hey @balmy condor;
im an m+ Main and i see Zerocool using double Vanish. Why isnt that recommended in your Guide?

[cunning basin]

When IC was a BUTTON

[quiet oar]

[static glacier]

bro dont gatekeep the spec, if we become as popular as ret or bm we will get looked at every 2 weeks and get bug fixes fast]

[cunning basin]

[keen hearth]

M+ gang going strong i suppose

[balmy condor]

Need casual to do more keys with gingi so gingi can spend the next 4 YouTube videos bitching about assa

[vagrant maple]

you guys get bugfixes?

[runic matrix]

[royal lantern]

what type of assa

the early bfa "garrote 3x from stealth is 80% of my dmg" one, or the "FOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOK" one

[balmy condor]

Yeah sure of course, naturally, yes, that’s how it works

(Don’t look at dark ranger don’t look at dark ranger don’t look)

[subtle tundra]

buddy we will get nerfed into irrelevance, mark my words

by the end of the season

[errant swallow]

What's going on this morning

[static glacier]

look at how dark ranger got reworked

meanwhile outlaw

[royal lantern]

boredom

[vagrant maple]

i learned that in these woods people are paranoid about nerfs

[errant swallow]

Awesome

[cerulean walrus]

Yeah but who cares about Outlaw?

[quiet oar]

I call it "Arbeitszeitbetrug" and i think thats beautiful

[static glacier]

EXACTLY MY POINT

[runic matrix]

outlaw trickster

[balmy condor]

Mostly just outlaw, we just shitpost in here

[royal lantern]

we kinda saw DF happening

[subtle tundra]

i actively pray for nerfs

[cunning basin]

The notable points of assa for me:
You have no AOE. Do not press fok(cata)
Other people have CDs and do burst, you do not. Press vendetta and learn how to pool(WoD)
You can TECHNICALLY play IC in dungeons but why not just play sub?(Early df)

[subtle tundra]

im not paranoid

i am the paranoia

[balmy condor]

BASED

[balmy condor]

DOUBLE BASED

[errant swallow]

Ewwww outlaw

[balmy condor]

CONTRA BASED

[vagrant maple]

come to monk discord, no paranoia there, just sad kickpunch bro's mad about not being able to aoe

[quiet oar]

What

if

[royal lantern]

tripple based?

[quiet oar]

Spatter is delete

[static glacier]

i think sin is good atm, idk if we're worth nerfing tbh

[cerulean walrus]

Get all these FotM bozos OUTTA HERE

[cunning basin]

I honestly hate when assa becomes meta dude like fuckin amirdrassil

[unkempt tangle]

Did they explain somewhere why they didn't put a tea node for auto/manual tea?

[royal lantern]

bro, this is assa, we had no aoe until 10.2

[arctic socket]

If splatter gets deleted sins aoe gets deleted

[unkempt tangle]

Or is it just because ?

[balmy condor]

Why would I come to monk discord if I could just ping babs in wowhead writer chat

[static glacier]

gota gooo, gl sin friends

[errant swallow]

We won't be meta in raid anytime soon

[vagrant maple]

my strat on brood is to literally bug abuse our 90 sec cd to contribute

[quiet oar]

There was a dude earlier that had no Spatter and no Kingsbane in his m+ build

[balmy condor]

No

[balmy condor]

It’s like super not an issue

[cerulean walrus]

Just don’t suck with yea

[cunning basin]

"here's a 20% nerf to assa"
Okay yeah we were about that far ahead of the pack
"And since you're a rogue spec, here's another 15%, stay the fuck down there"
Oh... Okay 😦

[arctic socket]

Was he hard stuck 1600 up?

[cerulean walrus]

Tea, even

[quiet oar]

he said he would be top dps and doeos like 1.7 million

[balmy condor]

Tea, odd, shaken, not stirred

[cerulean walrus]

So real

Oomfie

[quiet oar]

and nobody would lie on the internet

right?

because thats illegal

[balmy condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055683073506816020/1284224702201593929/pewpew.gif

[quiet oar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657323960496553985/1289169185775292459/CatGlassOfWater1.gif

[cunning basin]

Why is our tea thistle specifically? Can I get a chamomile tea node or smth to help me relax??

[balmy condor]

Real cat btw

[static glacier]

no kingsbane is managable, no spatter is cursed

[cerulean walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-cat-wizard-magic-cat-cat-gun-wizard-cat-gun-gif-148393908921163254

[arctic socket]

No kingsbane is manageable?

That’s cursed to read

[static glacier]

yeah, ur overall won't get THAT tanked

if u don't spec it

[cunning basin]

"manageable" by the strictest of definitions

[static glacier]

spatter is too much to give up though

[oblique smelt]

what could you possibly want to take to warrant dropping spatter

[static glacier]

like i can see you not timing keys simply due to a lack of aoe damage if you dont take spatter

[balmy condor]

He took internal bleeding

Bleedpilled chad

[oblique smelt]

[cerulean walrus]

God that’s so based

[cunning basin]

Internal bleeding HELLO? Goated s+ tier talent point extra bleed damage

[cerulean walrus]

I’m about to start internally bleeding

[static glacier]

inb4 THIS is the build next patch with the long IC windows

[cerulean walrus]

[oblique smelt]

"dw guys i got the prio damage"

[cunning basin]

Any BLEEDERS in chat?

[grim jay]

You are a real cat

[cunning basin]

Wait no that doesn't sound right

[arctic socket]

[balmy condor]

This is my second favorite pick up line

[cerulean walrus]

True Whispyr does put on the cat ears

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/1292477218462634115/vlc_2024-10-06_08-22-07.gif

[quiet oar]

what is the first

[cunning basin]

What's ur first :3

Hit me with the rizz(?)

[vagrant maple]

such a pro bait right ther

[arctic socket]

If hers age off the clock

[balmy condor]

They need to be non-binary, and you hit them with a “can I she/them titties”

[cerulean walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/1292477218462634115/vlc_2024-10-06_08-22-07.gif

[quiet oar]

[cunning basin]

Holy fuck lmao

[grim jay]

I thought it was only your favorite because you were drunk

[cerulean walrus]

He’s always drunk

[balmy condor]

That’s my secret

[cerulean walrus]

Have you seen the way he eats chicken nuggets?

[balmy condor]

You think I can be in a class discord sober?

[cunning basin]

If the time ends with a number from 0-9 it's drinking time

[balmy condor]

Every time someone complains about restealths I take a shot

[glacial crypt]

[small viper]

Can meld be used to gain stealth when your tank decides to chainpull alot? xD

[balmy condor]

That’s why I’m hammered by 7:30 in the morning

See

There’s another shot

[glacial crypt]

HAHAHAHA

[cedar hare]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater

[wise gull]

free me from grim batol prison

[cunning basin]

Mister guide writer man my tank keeps CHAIN PULLING the INSUFFERABLE WRETCH 😩 how fix?

[vagrant maple]

i started assa 12 seconds ago, why would you need a restealth? you can re-apply your mark to other targets with nighty night

[cerulean walrus]

Reroll

[quiet oar]

Mister whispyr, what is the counterplay to be in constant chain pulls?

[cerulean walrus]

Reroll

[cunning basin]

Fury warrior time

[wise gull]

Mister whispyr, what do I do when my tank keeps chain pulling?

[cunning basin]

When you got two brain cells and they're fighting for third place you know it's warrior time

[quiet oar]

true

[vagrant maple]

not true

you go ret

[quiet oar]

true

[vagrant maple]

fury warr has way too many buttons

like, more than 2

[wise gull]

i just want this damn trinket already

[cunning basin]

Have to be able to count past 2 to play ret, fury just hits the glowy buttons

[woven shore]

Yea just came here for that

[wise gull]

im going insane

[woven shore]

Its so annoying

[arctic socket]

Anyone able to recommend a good sin rogue to watch in m+ to see tricks

[cerulean walrus]

There you go

That’s a deep cut

[balmy condor]

!tricks

[prisma monolith]

Smart tricks WA on tank, this require the following macro:

/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 1
/click SmartMisdirect LeftButton 0

[woven shore]

Casual

[cunning basin]

I heard zerocool runs double vanish

[balmy condor]

It’s right there?

[sacred schooner]

[vagrant maple]

dont be ashamed if you are ret main. this is a safe space, even for little bobby's first class

[sacred schooner]

assa chat so cringe

[wise gull]

less complaining about restealths and more complaining about grim batol prison

[arctic socket]

I like to tricks our arcane mage in raid so he kills his self

[cunning basin]

Unfortunately I'm an incurable rogue main so honestly it's so much worse

[royal lantern]

yes

we embraced the cringe

[balmy condor]

Bit rude

[arctic socket]

Fuck em

[cunning basin]

No u

[cerulean walrus]

Based

[iron ivy]

So, thoughts about Shadowheart?

[vagrant maple]

guys

what do I do when tenk keeps cheinpulling

[cunning basin]

A tier companion, karlach is better

[royal lantern]

overrated follower with a boring story

[arctic socket]

Blue name in red chat

Cursed

[cunning basin]

Play outlaw, I heard they don't need restealth xd

[grim jay]

Im always here

[arctic socket]

You’re not real

[cunning basin]

Hey I've been here for a while now :c

[arctic socket]

Your specs dead next Tuesday

[iron ivy]

Insult tank in chat, they leave, you cry, but in stealth

[grim jay]

Are they killing sin?

[vagrant maple]

lmao

[arctic socket]

Just the sub channel

[hearty reef]

@balmy condor arent you worried the spatter nerf is gonna be too impactful next season once tierset is gone? It's not a given new tierset will keep the balance

[quiet oar]

Oh he is not real? But with whom did i spend my last weekend with

[grim jay]

You shouldve used scaling in that text somewhere

[arctic socket]

Imaginary friend obviously

[cunning basin]

Spatter is bonkers nutso bananas strong I think it'll probably be okay

[royal lantern]

spatter is argurably overtuned allready

[cerulean walrus]

My brother in Christ…. Spatter is fucking worth 2.5 capstones

[hearty reef]

Replies? Farmed

[cunning basin]

Spatter worth more than every outlaw capstone combined

[wise gull]

every week

[grim jay]

Couldve had more with scaling

[hearty reef]

@s? Weekly capped

[balmy condor]

You’re the reason my therapist cries

[quiet oar]

This reads like a meme

[winged basin]

Had a tank in an 11+ ARAK tell me he would try to make sure he gave me time to restealth, cause he knows how important it is, felt like an absolute chad telling him that any rogue that demands a restealth every pull is bad and should get better cause it’s unnecessary

[royal lantern]

asking something that could be a normal question and getting answers is no baiting, try harder

[quiet oar]

because last tierset made aoe

[cunning basin]

I just cackled

[vagrant maple]

this whisper guy is pro at baiting replies. gotta respect it

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-every-day-i-wake-up-i-wake-up-marriage-story-marriage-story-wake-up-gif-19948669

[iron ivy]

But really though, next patch seems QoL for rogue right, except for tea

[cerulean walrus]

Every ping Whispyr gets is another shot on his tab

[wise gull]

it feels so bad running keys below 10 too

[cunning basin]

I hit my guild tank with that speech earlier and he was like "oh so the rogues that don't get to restealth are just whiny babies"
Yessir

[quiet oar]

Just loot it in the vault right?

[royal lantern]

mate, the rng karma will hit us HARD next tier

[iron ivy]

Oof right in the feels

[winged basin]

YUP, HIT EM WITH THE SPRAY BOTTLE

[cunning basin]

KEK

[quiet oar]

Ill be sub 20 ilvls to everyone else

[hearty reef]

Wasnt baiting

[grim jay]

proceeds to pull 5%hp mobs into the next pack instead of proper chainpulls

[quiet oar]

because of the karma

[quiet oar]

EXACTLY

5% chaining

[arctic socket]

So real for that

[quiet oar]

isnt chaining

[cunning basin]

I mean hes a good tank so he pulls fine

[quiet oar]

We dont complain about tanks chaining at 30%

we complain about tanks

that think

[cunning basin]

He pulls correctly for me, I keep him alive with iron wire/blackjack

[quiet oar]

oh 1% left on the last pack

lets chain pull

im so fast

damn

[limber lion]

But that's the best scenario though

You get your restealth and you get to engage the next pack immediately

[digital wind]

!vanish

[prisma monolith]

Vanish->Ambush during cooldowns with Darkest Night up has two main benefits:

• Getting more mark uptime by reapplying when it's down
• Consuming Darkest Night then puts you from 3 stacks of the mark down to 2 since the mark is already applied

As of September 13th with the Echoing Reprimand Fix, that second part is broken. Blizzard inadvertantly added a bug where you cannot consume mark stacks while darkest night is active. This will hopefully get resolved quickly as it is quite impactful. Until that time, you might want to consider taking improved garrote in your single target build (instead of 1 point of vicious venoms, or instead of improved poison). You do not have to do this, and if you would like to continue to play without improved garrote, you would simply hold onto your vanish in case you drop the mark. Once the bug is fixed you would go back to vanish->ambush.

[arctic socket]

Ever hit 21?

[limber lion]

Waiting between packs is literally worse than chaining at 1%

[grim jay]

I need to crack a joke inbetween so tryan still remembers me as a funny guy inbetween protecting deathstalker from tryans verbal abuse

[wise gull]

There's that middle ground where the last mob is running at 5% hp and doesn't die until it reaches the next pack

[cunning basin]

YAHTZEE!!!!

Wait

[wise gull]

That's the pain

[quiet oar]

I meant like the pack is at 1% when he is already engaged