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you can just snap it
In all dimensions
Whispyr what is your answer to the most classic would you rather of all time
do they gain double thickness neck buff
But it's a long neck, it'd be able to keep pecking you
yeh but I'm getting in melee range and choking that mfer till he cums
Would you punch it in the kidney while doing that?
kink shaming a bird okay ablest
idk probably not
just double hand neck squeeze until it stops moving
That's a hell of a story to tell when you walk down the aisle together, banger
I think like the pecks would hurt
but I could just tank it
at least long enough to choke it
What if it's a duck instead of a swan and the neck strat is kinda unavailable

I think if it's a duck I'm like trying to pin it down
and then just kidney shots
like put it on its back
arm on its neck
how many cp we talking
and then just go to town
Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your car or an orangutan with a sword once a year
are you insane
What type of sword
Do I know when the orangutan shows up
chicken and then never use ur car again
where do you think
become a bike guy
you land on this one?
Yes it’s a yearly thing
Biggest it can weird effectively
Okay then I just get a gun license and I prepare for the orangutan and just csgo flick that bitch
tehre is genuinely no chance that 8% of americans think they can beat a fucking elephant

Orangutan will be getting shot
Have you met an average American
They’re not very bright
Okay but you can’t just shoot you but you can also have your own sword
theres a realistic chance that 8% of americans dont even know what an elephant is
they stomp ur fucking head in without any resistance
legit crush ur fat skull like its a marshmallow
ye
also, fuck ostriches
POV me and @balmy condor when we have our yearly sword fight
which one of you wraps their dick around the other ones and then pulls on it?
I think I can beat an orangutan on equal sword footing, I mean it’s a monkey it’s not trained in sword skills, I could learn how to wield a sword, like a hobby type thing
Shouldn’t be hard
New hotfix

ngl, if you could move your semi-flaccid dick like an elephant's trunk, that'd be kinda sick
Okay so the chicken is right out
I mean the chicken is annoying
I’d rather pick up a hobby
Workout
Work on myself
I’m saving this for later
Then look forward to overcoming the challenge
ye
i do that
its pretty based isnt it?
Yeah
@silk bane
thats how i drink water without taking my hands off the keyboard
obviously a chicken every time what?
Isn’t that just kegel exercises
im gonna be practicing every dya
gonna be griding
those chickens stand no chance after a week
is it?
My gf just picked the chicken
Need the dx racer RWF edition where there is a hole cut in it attached to a bucket
suck so much water in through my trunk cock that it flows back up to the mouth and fixes my dry tongue
Does your dick not wobble a lil when you squeeze your ass
my trock even
Just practice that
i dont think theres enough muscles in your penis to move it like an elephant trunk
???????????????????
She said Stu bites harder than a chicken and it could be easily dispatched

i mean i can do that to some degree by just standing still and contracting muscles a little
but like
Yeah
No he’s cooking
theres not enough to like
Train that
wrap them around something
Sorry man
sbs role users
Boner spike
Armin doesn’t know the secret tech of getting out of the shower and doing 5 reps of dong boingos
hi whtas going on here
Penis
@balmy condor would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises on your back like a stegosaurus?
yeah

The former
you can answer too scana
I’ve been day drinking and now it’s night
@indigo ether new question for the trials
i cant answer 
idk the stegosaurus thing sounds kinda cool imo
I’d put something in the forehead coin slot and pretend to be a prophet that opened my third eye
Forehead like you can wear a beanie or something and it’s less used
If the dicks get hard though
That’s gotta be rough
Would you die from the blood flow leaving your brain
yeah but depending on the position, youd end up with balls smacking into your eyes during intercourse
What
imo thats a big logistical problem
?
I just wouldn’t let them bang my forehead
oh
this already happens without the forehead pussy to be fair
if the right conditions are met
yeah but thats why you kinda avoid that scenario
anyway
thanks for your responses
itll be part of your evaluations
@blazing jewel have you escapedd florida
@marble hemlock how many brain cells do you think you just murdered by typing all that
wrong question
@blazing jewel has florida escaped from you?
I’d win
idk
ive had much worse conversations
damn i hit my dpi button and wow was making me dizzy there for a second
like when trying to calculate how many years it'd take to fill a cum-jar that could fit a human

and we recognized that it'd have to become a family heirloom that is handed down from father to son at some point to complete the project
Did you account for evaporation
i did not, but the conclusion would remain the same, ultimately
that'd be cheating
and it wouldnt be a family heirloom anymore at that point would it?
Zinc supplement performance enhancers
fair enough
i am curious on the evaporation part now tho
gotta be ways to avoid it
cap the jar except when depositing
You don’t even have a cum APL
well i tried to account for birthrates and stuff
and ended up with it taking ~4 generations
nice phrasing 
This deserves to be an OT pin
my gf is trying to make me watch a scary movie
is it about jars
which one?
idk I'm not willing to partake
scaredycat
Prisoners is a 2013 American thriller film directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Aaron Guzikowski. The film has an ensemble cast including Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Jackman, Viola Davis, Maria Bello, Terrence Howard, Melissa Leo, and Paul Dano.
The film follows the abduction of two young girls in Pennsylvania and the subsequent search for the...
yeah well my anxiety cannot handle thrillers
fair
we watched Get out earlier this year
Tony is just like me
and it was super good but I almost died
i hate watching scary movies too dw
like
anything horror, no thanks
but thrillers are neat
ouch, parsing 42...
send da log
but prisoners is worth a watch imo
In 8th grade a girl tried to get me to do the cliche like go watch a scary movie trope
We watched whatever the new paranormal activity was
And I just fucking sat there and cried
Those are bis
I saw Texas chainsaw massacre in sixth grade and I couldn't sleep well for about two years ngl
Shit was not bis
and some of the old john carpenter movies are good too
jokes on you i havent had good sleep in like 15 years
but ye idk
horror movie enjoyers are crazy people to me
We wathed The Ring at like
9 years old
and i threw up and my freinds made fun of me for like 6 years
probably overcapping in opener and if not overcapping then at best forcing 7cp for no reason (dont do that)
rip 2nd shiv (should be delayed to cover full kingsbane)
fan of knives in single target with vicious venoms talented (dont do that)
shouldn't I rupture at 7cp for max uptime?
ctw is not needed?
mutilate beats ctw with vicious venoms
I see
which you have
think the most recent horror movie i watched was tale of two sisters, and i decided that was the last one i was gonna watch ever
and that was like
8y ago
but i mean more obvious stuff is your bleed/env uptime is just not ideal
bleeds should be 100% uptime
okay it was 2002 so i was 12 but they didn't let me live that down until we were 16
Yeah, I had a couple of times where I had to choose between proccing DN or putting the bleed again
where can I see this number?
Got it, thanks
cast tea 7 times in a 7 min fight (ish)
you can probably improve on that quite a bit by tracking the deathstalkers mark better. you shouldnt ever run into that situation with proper planning and pooling
so you lost like 2 teas or something
did you die for a bit
I thought tea was only used for energy purposes?
nope
since it only ever happens when you envenom with only 1 stack left while rupture is already only ~10sec left
any time during shiv as long as you do not overcap energy
oh acro strikes and envenom being off for that much at the same time
so i mean
the teas you pressed were good because you have 0 wasted tea energy
but youre still just losing casts
so I should press it more often?
I got acro at 92%, it should be 100% if possible, but is that a bad number?
this tea for example is just like
it didnt overcap energy
but its also wasted
because youre teaing before your damage happens (shiv/kb)
so theres just uptime on the mastery buff going to literally nothing
for like 3 sec
this at ~2:10 is just strange
cause you shiv way before anything happens and then never shiv again during that kb
so ur kb is just -30% damage
I think we were running because boss was flying
I timed the shiv wrong
Wasn't paying attention to the mech
Y’all want a thread
wait is this a princess wipe log or am i on something different
there is mutilates and an envenom there
yeah, I sent a rasha'nan
i also somehow ended up on the kyveza wipe log but the original link was to rashanan kill
Here, I’ll give a thread
lmao
thanks whispyr
Orihalco
oh it's in the same log it just linked me to your princess wipes first
where do i see envenom uptime in log
Can also check buffs
i do buffs
gotcha
tables
Any bis gear from timewalking raid?
generally same
quake should take over man im too slow
i mean it's worth doing cause its good against skardyns and better use than transmitter
rashanan too weird of a fight
i mean its mostly patchwerk except when you run or fanning when adds are up
like just random downtime
Bro I’ve been awake since 8 and I just finished moving around this house
Give me like
5
And I’ll slam
you can have 3
huge.
does atrophic poison stack with dev aura?
The poison is a little weird tho
when should I re-apply CT? Just before it runs out or
Yes
thanks ^^
Treat it like a normal dot in pandemic
I need to find stuff that helps me time shivs right
St or m+
Cuz it aint that deep
Its either 8s left on kingsbane or if u play double shiv its before u kingsbane and when it expires again
Both
I mean i know when i should but i forget alot
!wa
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
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Le’s rogue collection has a kingsbane timeline
Thank you ill check these out
And I have a clown hore go off with 8 seconds left in kb
Assa doesnt even have that much going on to forget it 😭
Aoe I kinda get side tracked
Im just stupid so i forget
Cause I only have the one shiv
I mean it doesnt spatter so in aoe its not thaaaaaaaat big
That’s true
Kinda unfort for the prio dmg
But I usually want that spatter target to dieeee
You pick the prio mob i pick the highest health mob so i dont have to swap
We are not the same
Apart from SV i kinda think they ait
pandemic just means the last 30% duration of a dot where it can be extended without losing value right?
Assa is juiced and I have no motivation to do these trash dungeons
You are so right
!pandemic
Pandemic takes up to 30% of the duration of a applied dot/buff and adds it to your new applied one. The duration depends on the new instance.
Example: Garrote (18 sec) can be extended by up to 5.4 seconds from an existing instance.
Note: Pandemic applies to most but not all debuffs/buffs
ok good, cuz that shit took me hella long to figure out, had no clue wtf a pandemic was ngl
didnt find it ingame xD
Buff kingsbane
Used to be a warlock spell they added to most dots
You will not find many who agree with you here anymore. Df kinda soured some opinions on it
why
Zekvir (??) is brutally difficult on assassination rogue and the entire things feels unfair
When we became KB the spec and parsing about wether or not your final ticks crit and everything was about juicing kb
Getting PI, using vanish for MA to crit using tea mastery just for kb instead of energy
Yeah but it doing less than rupture on some pulls is ass in st
It was just kb
I hate it
I wouldn’t mind if it was a little better but idk. We did two seasons of kb the spec and people didn’t love it
This version of non dance assa is way better
soo like
i crafted dagger with ascention, and im looking into next craft
should i do 2x effect? i already have 27% crit
Can only have one more embellish
If u craft ascencion you craft x2 effect
wha
Darkmoon Sigil: Ascension Darkmoon Sigil: Ascension + Writhing Armor Banding Writhing Armor Banding
thise 2
i got dagger craft already but idk if i should go for the emblish that buffs dagger or make the crit craft emblish
i got 27% crit atm
If u have ascension
You craft the x2 effect
If you wanna go for dawnthread u play double dawn
okay, also make it on boots or belt? cause my bracers are 619
and ther other 2 are..606 lmao
I think most belts suck so I'd do belt
Just hope u dont get myth track belt with socket in vault
fuckk lol
if that happens it no biggie
ill wait till i can craft again lol woth next thing
I just saw wipe logs
Thats what u do 4 mythic vsult slots for
ye i ahve all 10s for this week done
but pushing into 11s so i want to get ilvl asap
606 on some items is rough maybe its time to farm gear to upgrade
doesnt sacbrood have like a chance to desync the agi proc with ur burst window making it lack mainstat u would have had with lets say spyglass or is that like super unlucky and does it usually proc enough to somewhat overlap
or de we need to track that shit to make it overlap
goddamn
Find the rashanana log it’s in there
Why do you use FoK in ST?
!lag
Significant WA lag
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You can check for impacted weakauras by running the following script in your in-game chat. If any are affected, their name will show in your chat: lua /run local function _(a)if a.regionType=="model"then return 1 end for i,s in pairs(a.subRegions or{})do if s.type=="submodel"then return 1 end end end for n,a in pairs(WeakAurasSaved.displays)do if _(a)then print(n)end end
When do you use it? Looking at wowhead doesnt say to use it in ST
when you have clear the witnesses active
it procs with death mark
Im not
Then you dont ignore it
After you apply/reapply you get clear the witnesses thats the only time u fok in st
Unless, ofcourse, you are out of melee range
You had me until out of melee range

We have big ass giga max energy for this
Just don’t cast
Let your energy regen
Very good
You just a hater
but my uptime!
You dont see the vision
im not losing a gcd if i press a button that does damage
Pull it out
oh boy
Actually i dont think i fok'd in st once so far
i have skardyn's grace and treacherous transmitter (both 619), which one do I open with / prioritize?
Which one are you equipping
took a fucking hour to find it
Acthually i've thrown knifes on first boss mythic when being sucked
i forgot what i saved it as
got them both equipped 
I’m aware
god i fuycked that up so bad
Yeah dont do that
fuck fuck fuck
Thats ass
Dont do 2 onuses i beg (unless its mad queens)
Do not use two anuses
Atleast u got it
Don’t kink shame me
Too late
i understand
But like seriously though, equip one of them and equip a passive that’s like 30 ilvl lower
It’ll be better
gracias!
silence
a vibes guy is talking
Sorry
I forgot that well defined things are not real in this chat
holy fucking based
that actually sounds like some fellhamemr level of memes
disgusting dh desecration to this sacred place
That’s actually just people rupture sniping for fun
Telling me to shut the fuck up about time to kill
I do that aswell
Atleast im dying with 200 energy
i forgot he legit just kept saying 250 energy over and over again
god that guy was cool
mr rupturing a mob 0.00001 seconds before it dies with 7 cp rupture
mmmm yeah the energy make my brain juices go brrrrr
real af
jesus
amen brothers heehee (is rupture sniping bad or is there just an archetype being made fun of here)
whyspPOG
i dun know 💀

rupture sniping is good if u get 7s of rupture for it
Its not bad just like dont send a 7cp rupture on a target on 1% hp
Where is the whispyr murloc dance
or 15s of rupture with dashing scoundrel
there was one specific guy recently in here who was ape debating about it
and just kept saying 250 energy is op

Where do you think my thumbnail guy gets the image from


yoinked
Ok but 250 energy is kinda op chatting
gotcha gotcha 🫡
You could just join my discord
Idk
I give my emotes for free
But ya if u rupture and that rupture hits for 7s on the enemybefore it dies ur winning
cash money
I mean
@silk bane are you a rupture enjoyer
just backstab the owner
only thing i enjoy is seeing a mage get hit by an uber right now
But I mean like
My discord
i agree
Most sane sub player
I dont think this guy likes mages
fck mages and fck priests too
what's wrong with mages!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
They stand still and brick my key
Priests r cool
golden child of blizz
they cast spells and do biiiig blinks and its so cool
overtuned every patch since vanilla
Looks sick af
Theres a lot of pink class
They should add gragas to wow so i can belly slam mages
and put them on barrels
and roll them
until they beg for mercy
but there won't be any mercy

until some annie flash-combo's u
Damn not the fire mage tibbers combo
u wont even see it coming
could

Who is
me
No me
Fiery
Oh right
i wonder if he had the slightest idea of how big this discord would become with all the big brains gathering here
bro created the 500iq sanctuary
no joking btw
its RH appreciation sunday
I kinda like the lore how this discord evolved

!pooling
Read About Pooling
TLDR:Maintain max uptime on Envenom
- For Fatebound, Sanguine Blades is typically much better than Deathstalker. For this reason, if you can't maintain Envenom uptime anymore, you should build combo points, then reset your energy back to around 70% before maintaining again.
- For Deathstalker, try to stay under 50% as much as possible while maxing out Envenom uptime. Single target builds play Vicious Venoms instead of Sanguine Blades as well.
The reason we do this is to maximize uptimes and use energy more efficiently for Deathstalker marks/cooldowns. Staying under 50% leads to more Envenom casts, which is more Darkest Night Procs. For Fatebound, heads flips contribute damage regardless of if you're flipping or not, so this pressure to keep spending is lessened.
I mean kinda yeah
Ravenholdt was an IRC chat
Moroes’s first job back then
Was reposting IRC chat
Into discord
Back then, ravenholdt was like 3 dozen high level rogues sharing strategies
But then class discords as a whole exploded
And now we’re like a new player help desk
Funny how that evolves
well
usually the new players just accept advice and move on
so majority of the time is spent arguing with stupid old players
not new ones

True
arguing for the sake of it is
questionable
thrown that burden years ago
now im a loving bear
we help new ppl here
if u let people say stupid shit then lurkers will maybe read it and believe the stupid shit is not stupid because they werent corrected on it
but even ignoring that
idk
helping is nice
people not wanting to accept help is usually the only reason theres ever an argument
it is also just fun tho i cant lie
but not exclusively 4fun

Tbh your math disagrees with my feeling so I’m right and the math is wrong
any assa rogues progging on queen that we know of?
and stream
so i can do a quick watch before prog starts
This is my vice lowkey
Like I don’t want to be rude or toxic
I don’t want to argue
But then someone shows up
Says dumb shit
holy shit finally
And my anger issues just come out
W
Like lowkey this place is awful for my mental
gz
But I keep doing it
You just dont see the bigger picture of the 7cp ruptures on 1% hp target
You wouldnt get it
Because my brain is so fucked that I’m like I have to fix this
I usually laugh at it instead of getting legit mad but i can understand it flipping if i was around longer
I must be the savior
i can fix her
Like I see stupid shit

And I cannot stop myself

Goodnight cuties
Yeah basically my brain
This is the strat
Sadly
Zekvir is an awful fucking fight
So it's not just me being a baddie...
My therapist is actually pretty upset about it lowkey, we spent like 2 years working on my anger issues, and I just replaced the anger issues with ravenholdt 
It was healthy to start
And now it’s not
And therapist is very disappointed
Therapist obviously doesn't play a rogue and needs to do better in that regards
hello, i have a quick question for m+, from my understanding the damage profile of outlaw is quicker than assa to burst, which one should be more efficient for low level keys?
It’s ok I love disappointing my therapist
Therapist is right, I do not cope in a healthy matter and so I force myself to feel useful by trying to be the rogue police and correct everything and help everyone and I don’t have the time or the mental to carry that
Outlaw doesn’t have shit for burst 
Legit one of the least bursty specs in the game
Doubt
🍰
No human on earth is flatter than outlaw
but if the mobs die too fast assa can't benefit from their entire toolkit right?
is there that much of a diff between the two?
half a burst is still burstier than no burst
They’re both kinda shit in low keys but honestly if things are dying that fast does it really matter
outlaw is already in normal rotation on gcd like 2 or something
so ya idk both specs get cooked by better faster burst
harder
stronger
F
idk the keys where wow starts being a real videogame are also like past the point where u get either all or most of ur burst out
so
who care
pisslow keys are brain off unfailable regardless

Anyone else in Grim Batol hell? So far only done 25 so still have few to get below average luck but it's been horrible
Yes
*swallows and wipes my mouth with wrist * Um.. no..?
Haha
It’s gotten so bad I don’t use an one use on ovi‘nax prog
just get the item dude it’s not that hard
I am so sorry for you guys....
I use ritual knife + resonating crystal
i did it
I just completed my 33rd run so Im there with you
took me 39 or 40 i think
Just did a triple rogue bm run and still no luck
keep ur chin up
I really hate my transmitter so much and it's not as much the item being shit but it's just that Skardyn is so much better and can't drop
I did, it dropped for @spice spire and then he couldn’t fucking trade
Gonna legit have nightmares for years bro
We triple rogue’d that key to try and funnel it
And then he couldn’t trade
I've done a few of triple AGI trader runs in the 25 I've done but no cigar
I've seen it drop twice, once for a guildy monk who wanted to keep it (still sint using it) and another for an ele sham that tried to sell it to me for 500k
I haven't seen it once
F u
I got mine in 7 runs 😦
did you pick it back up again?
i got sac on like legit first run so i cant rly complain about trinket rng
I have only ran GB like 10 times this season
even tho skardyns cucked me bad
I'm in the same boat
Got sacbrood pretty early but this just doesn't exist.
The 11 items in the loot table doesn't help much
I have all of the cloaks I think and 2 rings. Also boots
my rings suck
From GB
I’ve gotten 5 chests
pretty good chest no?
yea and wear it in 5 slots too
Yeah but I have tier chest
Got sacbrood yesterday, have seen 5 other people get skardyns so far 
has our best stats on it whispyr u should be happy:)
Fuck you
I’m writing you into my note
that’s just unnecessary truly
My ert note obviously
didn’t you know it’s called mrt
It’ll always be /ert for me
feeling feisty
i hope you get skardyns man !
and i really hope it’s NOT a warbound one
that would be quite sad
Oh no new fear
lmfaooo

i realized looking back on it that like
i popped off for skardyns before hovering to make sure it’s actually a hero track drop

iwould have legit snapped
i’m not sure if it’s even possible to get the warbound one but i don’t see why it wouldn’t be
I always wait to be the last guy to loot so unless I drop 2 items I always know beforehand if it's warbound or not
it is
i saw one
We had someone get spymasters warbound in a heroic raid. Tbh he was still happy since he didnt have it and he was a caster
i have a problem
i enjoy keys
fuck i want to push
though that might change. shit is almost 1 shotting me in 12s and i already have to feint every mechanic
its very very very annoying to have to press feint so many times
every feint is half a mutilate
Just roll dk and get passive DR, np
@balmy condor still holding my gb bitch
thank god im not a loser fotm reroller
surely this time

in a comically low amount of runs
3 ara karas all season
sac
3rd gb
skardyns
like 10th siege and got spyglass
my trinket rng is dogass this season
except contract
i get that every week somehow
i’ve not seen a single trinket
out of m+
oh nvm
i have 3 ocarinas
we dont talk about that
though
At least we have “skill expression” to survive and are therefor superior 🤓
Tomorrow morning
41 in grimba 12
25 in mists 13, thats more reasonable
cowardly to not run the late night pre bed gb
tbh
this is why you don’t have it
no respect for the game
but to be taken with a grain of salt, these are pugs
im scared for my life

pug 12 
i don’t think i wanna pug above portals
maybe 11 if i’m bored idk
i rng'd a good heal + tank to do a 10 city for portal
Define morning
Also define tomorrow
then we did 12gb 13 mists
After sunrise, before lunch
i did
now uh what do i do with this
Kill redacted
Sunday correct 
i had the triple azralon special pug
Sunday
Ok
ok buddy
Sounds good bud
you wont even be in my note
i already have too many names
Damn I’m that unimportant to you
I thought we had like a Batman/joker relationship
you will be a special reference
"then a soft voice Whispyr'd in my ear... kill yo-"
I’ll take that
how beautiful
!bug
Rogue Bug tracker: https://github.com/SimCMinMax/WoW-BugTracker/labels/Rogue
this trinket at 619 sims better than 626 arakara for me
maybe update on how good it is
way better than spyglass too
Yeah knife is giga mainstat
ritual knife is very good
can proc debuff during cds and u get cucked
kinda bad
but
the stat is crzy
ya
that part is also simmed so its ok
Correct
I can’t put it S because it’s 626 max
ah
Also all the comparisons for the trinket tier list are done against bis
626 means you either got a map
So like
or vault
Trinkets for you are gonna be different
All the fucking bis lists and trinket lists are so giga bait
But I have to fill them out cause that’s what people Google
It’s so cringe


Like if it were up to me
The gear page
Would not have a bis list
Or a tier list
i dont think bis lists are necessarily meant to be accurate, but they are for new players to have a general understanding of whats good and whats not
thats probably the best way to look at it
They do the opposite
Like you have to have a brain in order to look at a bis list and be like “oh, crit mast haste are all fine I’ll just get ilvl”
99% of the wow community does not have a brain
real
same
They look at a bis list and do one of 3 things:
- Farm that item specifically
- Farm for those stats specifically
- Look at the list and invent some bullshit about why stats are the way they are and then come up with some deranged internal monologue in their brain about not having enough of X stat

Anyone with half a brain cell and any understanding of the game simply scrolls past the bis list
But that’s not the target demographic
tbh sometimes i just look at them
The target demographic is the brainless horde that does one of the 3 above
And that fucking blows
It helps us justify our 30 GB runs this week
to have someone tell me why a specific trinket is beans
Cause I don’t want to mislead the brainless people that need the help the most
But if I don’t include a bis list
bis trinkets / items with procs in general are a little more real
My guide plummets in Google rankings
but stat bis is fake news as fuck
And if it plummets in Google rankings
They don’t read the guide
And if they don’t read the guide
They find some other place that misinforms them
It’s so evil but that’s like just how the internet works
maxroll and archon enjoyers
PuG it and watch
I have to include nonsense like bis lists in my guide to try and abuse the SEO and hope that people read the guide and recognize the stupidity

















