#assassination

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runic hinge
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Not a true gambler

winged sun
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O, and

spice spire
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Buddy can’t be gambling

winged sun
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Im an assa main now

spice spire
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Gonna report him to his officer

winged sun
runic hinge
spice spire
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Because that’s pooling rn

winged sun
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Zerossthinking let me think

runic hinge
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I had 18 once but I did not get a SS cause I was sure I was getting to 20

winged sun
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Dente probably this

surreal aurora
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When playing death stalker - some fights where there are time between a boss moving, adds or something like that so the mark fizzles out. How do you guys deal with it? Just wait till vanish?

dapper cradle
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tank and mage took both black pools in melee on last ara boss

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so sick

lilac tangle
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So, that means we do less damage with AOE, right? we hit harder on our main target and less on the other targets, right?

pliant terrace
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no its a net gain in aoe

lilac tangle
pliant terrace
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the tier set buff offsets the caustic nerf

brisk plank
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How fucking amazing our class is now guys, Im really enjoying it

viscid aurora
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Yoo guys, im picking up rogue as my 2nd alt, whats the best embellish for m+ ? Ive seen guys using crit or ascendance so im not sure what to craft

brisk plank
lilac tangle
pliant terrace
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bro the math is in the pin read it

fallen arch
brisk plank
fallen arch
lilac tangle
pliant terrace
polar timber
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if you guys havent yet run uld, the wrathstone is really strong

pliant terrace
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I'm not going to sit here posting a paragraph of napkin math just because you're too lazy to read. If you want more "math", watch his video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqmXpmWcAsI

lilac tangle
pliant terrace
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You asked if the changes were an aoe loss, and the pin explains why it's not and in fact a .5% gain in aoe.

waxen oyster
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I mean its pretty obvious its not an aoe loss

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If you know how the spec works at all

fallen arch
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Spatter stonks

waxen oyster
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Might be too much for evoker brains

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though

fallen arch
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Lucky they didn’t hit my boy CT

waxen oyster
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it was likely a raid nerf if anything

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you only take CT on ovinaxx

fallen arch
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Ye

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And even then ct feels pad

waxen oyster
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depends on your comp tbh

fallen arch
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True

waxen oyster
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not everyone has multiple dks

fallen arch
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Or warriors

golden loom
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on heroic ovi do you still take it? or just mythic

vale lantern
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We have 2 fury warriors who only do add damage

fallen arch
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Padding on adds doesn’t improve your logs though

vale lantern
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We legit get told “don’t aoe so the warriors can play the game”

fallen arch
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I mean it makes sense

fallen arch
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Let them do their thing, rest focus boss

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And it dies

fallen arch
vale lantern
fallen arch
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Ye basically

waxen oyster
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i mean ID played 3 warriors 2 dks

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and their rogue still played CT

fallen arch
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Their upfront aoe is diabolical

golden loom
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I mean fury single target is beyond tragic so makes sense

fallen arch
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Exactly

vale lantern
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If I play it my excuse will be “singular focus” “I’m funneling”

pliant terrace
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telling people not to aoe on a fight that requires adds to die just so the warriors can feel better about their damage thinksmart

waxen oyster
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yeah not sure why they're trying to target cap fury

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when their st is meh

fallen arch
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Because they see logs

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And think hmm this spec is broken

waxen oyster
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its funny considering

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wws went most of SL

fallen arch
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Meanwhile they suck where it matters

waxen oyster
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with a nuclear bomb burst aoe button

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while being ass at st

pliant terrace
golden loom
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worst part is also that playing fury you are just mashing keys perma and still doing piss damage

fallen arch
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Just like Outlaw OMEGAKEKW

waxen oyster
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nah outlaw actually does st

golden loom
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taking more IRL hand damage than the boss is taking damage in game

waxen oyster
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if you dont get a mechanic

fallen arch
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True

pliant terrace
fallen arch
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They can have their time in the sun

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They have sucked for god knows how long

strange python
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rogue have any dispell skill for affix ?

fallen arch
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There wasn’t a dk in sight through the 2nd part of DF

waxen oyster
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dwarf

fallen arch
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Cloak works no?

waxen oyster
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yeah cloak/stoneform

rain wraith
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im racechanging dwarf

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fuck this affix

fallen arch
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Bruh just double stack shaman grps

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Enhancer + resto, problem fixed

subtle tundra
rain wraith
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Dwarfs look cool tho

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so its a win/win

fallen arch
subtle tundra
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🧢

fallen arch
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They look as unroguey as rogue tauren

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@normal mist back me up here

rain wraith
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ahh the 2nd bis race

subtle tundra
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i just hate being alliance so everything alliance related is L

strange python
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fuck ! I m mistweaver monk and ppl who dont have dispell is always blame me 😄

waxen oyster
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nah tauren isnt good unless outlaw

golden loom
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human female BIS

subtle tundra
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its healer affix

strange python
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no

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its group affix

subtle tundra
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healer affix

strange python
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you shoud have dispell

rain wraith
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Healer affix

subtle tundra
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get good

strange python
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no

subtle tundra
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sounds like a major skill issue to me

rain wraith
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If u can blame the healer, problem solved

fallen arch
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I hope this guy is trolling

rain wraith
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Dead serious

fallen arch
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This is 1000% a healer affix idk why we even discuss this

rain wraith
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nah

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10000% healer affix

fallen arch
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U cant expect every class to hold their defensives for something u should fix as healer

strange python
waxen oyster
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reddit

fallen arch
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I mean u can, but ur griefing ur grp

rain wraith
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Healers are Karens now?

waxen oyster
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NOW

fallen arch
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Always have been

subtle tundra
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the average skill level of redditors is probably somewhere in the m0 range

rain wraith
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what are tanks then

fallen arch
fallen arch
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Always insta groups

shy pecan
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Wow Reddit is pretty funny

waxen oyster
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depends on the tank player

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dps mains playing tank are decent

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tank mains are usually old boomers with egos

rain wraith
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i do gotta admit when i play brewmaster i look down on the others in the group

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peasants

waxen oyster
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i'd be surprised if redditors

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had kick bound

strange python
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guys dont want to argue. just asked you have dispell or not 😄

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thanks for replies

rain wraith
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ofc we do

subtle tundra
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all groups have a healer

clever sapphire
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We have a soothe, not a dispell

coral ibex
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why would i be in a group without a resto shaman with poison cleansing totem?

clever sapphire
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There is a difference

subtle tundra
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😼

waxen oyster
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relying on a 2min cd personal dispel

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is incredibly unreliable

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anyway

tropic jewel
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Is the neck in the raid bis for us ? I mean the mass haste one … since we dont want haste i was wondering

coral ibex
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!stats

prisma monolithBOT
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There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Crit = Mastery >= Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs from trinkets/enchants can often de-value their stat relative to others. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.

  • Fatebound will generally want more crit than Deathstalker due to Deal Fate
  • Deathstalker prefers more Mastery/Haste due to Darkest Night guaranteeing a crit
  • Always Always ALWAYS sim yourself through Top Gear and Droptimizer for accurate results
coral ibex
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haste isn't a bad stat

tropic jewel
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Yeah i was Sinming and it gives me Like 25k dps

spring sigil
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What weapon enchant you guys been using? know there's one tailored for raid and one for mythic+ but not sure how much it really matters?

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I just have two authority of the depths atm

late surge
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running double depths

runic hinge
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same

late surge
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until raid is cleared

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Im sticking double depths

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or I get 4 daggers somehow

runic hinge
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:3

late surge
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we had double daggers from bloodbound yesterday

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mby I shouldve taken both for m+

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lulmao

grim jay
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Radi only slightly worse than depths in singletarget

spring sigil
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Oh damn i need to switch lol

golden loom
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I have radiant power on 1 dagger and depths on the other, not sure if gigatrolling kekw

late surge
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thats fine I think

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sim it and see 8)

grim jay
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Imo there is no reason to not just use 2 radi if you do raid and any form of other pve content

golden loom
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its very expensive

grim jay
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I bought one for 40k back then

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And most for 30

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Like 5 in total

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On 2 chars

late surge
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@spring sigil for me for example double radiant is -2k dps in ST

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so basically insignificant

tawdry flint
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Man, sin was feeling so good in raid last night after those buffs. Blizz cooked

grim jay
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Felt the same to me

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Just slightly higher number at the end

subtle tundra
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yes doing more dps feels better

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woooooah

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gg blizz

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i wouldnt know though i raid without details

keen rover
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On 2nd deathmark in a fight, is it better to vanish for improved garrote right before deathmark?

late surge
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as long as imp garrote covers entire deathmark ur fine

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is my understanding

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doesnt need to be global before dm

late surge
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but easy to sync if u use together

grim jay
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You delay DM for vanish

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But you can most likely just choose to not play imp

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So you dont need to vanish at all

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Or delay at all

late surge
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for me SB sims highest smh

silk bane
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im so glad this is being used this is so good

grim jay
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Idk what happened

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The changes shouldnt have done much

keen rover
grim jay
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In that regard

late surge
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idk I was no imp gar no ss no sb until like a week ago

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then it all changed 😦

grim jay
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For me it was the exact opposite

late surge
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lul

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idk if I got more haste or smth

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mby that skewed it

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but envenom after the changes cranks

grim jay
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And VV no imp garr build sims like 1k worse than VV imp garr

late surge
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holy moly

grim jay
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So I might aswell play without

late surge
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I dont even have VV

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anymore

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atleast mutilate is a bit cheaper 8)

turbid oasis
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!ui

prisma monolithBOT
tidal linden
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Ass rogue with 614 ilvl here, should I just commit my life for mythic+ at least 8 and farm items or any other tips for gear improvement? No luck in offhand dagger sadly, one is still at 606 max upgrade and I'm thinking about crafting everforged, or should I just try to gather gilded crests for 636 straight up?

late surge
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do u have a lot of gold?

tidal linden
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Around 90k

late surge
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then wait with craft

quiet oar
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Prices will drop now

late surge
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but yeah farm either 7 or 9 if u can

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pref 9s

late surge
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20k fee on my server

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lil thieves

quiet oar
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i dont mean fee

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i mean Alloys

late surge
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did theychange recipe or smth for alloys?

tidal linden
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I mean I'm low on gilded crests and I'm not really getting into m+ 9 lvl often

quiet oar
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Tinderboxes are now purchaseable

late surge
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OH MY

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enchants wont be 15k anymore

quiet oar
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with Rining ingots etc

quiet oar
late surge
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is what I do on alts

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unless I can get boosted by friends in 9s 8)

tidal linden
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Okay so I'll focus on finishing this week heroic raid and try to farm the rest, thanks

late surge
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also, try to push ur own key

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lfg as rog is smth

golden loom
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I have a 9 siege key but idk if ppl are gonna sign up if they see my 780 IO raiting kekw

unique plume
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Is the difference between Deathstalker and Fatebound very big? Can't be bothered to ambush as opener 😦

quiet oar
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especially with this weeks affix

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This weeks Affix

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Is just Afflicted

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but fed with all drugs

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you can find

late surge
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yeah

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another reason to have a shaman in group

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but pugs are so pepega man

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theyre like "ooga booga not fdk aug mage, cant invite"

waxen oyster
quiet oar
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Like what had them think "Oh afflicted is bad, how about we double down on it AND make it more punishing"

late surge
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yeah this week is rough without shaman

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like idk

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ebroker also insane

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can do 2 instantly

waxen oyster
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made alot of doube sham pugs last week

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cuz thats who signed up

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with gear

late surge
quiet oar
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Just a reminder, Afflicted was Dispell 2 or get 100% hast reduction

waxen oyster
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idk why but

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hpriest pugs are the worst healers

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in my experience

late surge
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indeed

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hpriest is the bm hunter of healers

waxen oyster
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which is funny

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because pretty sure i saw growl rank rsham as easier

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of a healer

late surge
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rsham is p easy

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dunno how easy it is to be insane at

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but not hard at basic level

fallen arch
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What tertiarys do u guys usually go for enchant wise?

late surge
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avoidance

waxen oyster
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but it was an easy ranking on just pushing green numbers

late surge
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I MEAN MY PUG RSHAMS MAKE IT SEEM HARD

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sorry caps

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tremor first boss mists is too hard to click

waxen oyster
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do they even talent it

late surge
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yeah

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some

fallen arch
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They can

waxen oyster
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i wasnt sure tbh

late surge
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and then they dont press it

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lmao

balmy prism
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Are there any high end assa rogues who do something similar to ellesmere where they walk through a dungeon or raid fight? So much more enjoyable than scurrying through logs

waxen oyster
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i know only pvpers 100% lock it in always

late surge
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oh they can spec it yeah

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its free

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they got rly good class tree

waxen oyster
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yeah

grim jay
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Kinda griefing if you dont even

waxen oyster
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and for some reason

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every enh main i know has a lightning fast reflex to hit ankh

grim jay
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Just like not talenting into dispell totem in stuff like ara kara

balmy prism
late surge
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dispell totem when full melee is despair

grim jay
grim jay
late surge
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yeah I agree

waxen oyster
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i had an rsham

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use it last boss

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as melee comp

late surge
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same

grim jay
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Also if they dont hit it immediately, last boss is fine

late surge
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and he said

waxen oyster
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needless to say we all died

late surge
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"its part of rotation"

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I have to use

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KEKW

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pre popped that shitr

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melee was noit fun

quiet oar
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they either use it instantly or they dont use it at all

waxen oyster
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I’d believe that more from an outlaw player vanishing last boss NW root

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in melee

late surge
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lmao

balmy prism
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I've had to explain to 2.6k dps shamans that they need to play tremor in mists 🙃

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and what they should swap off of to get it

late surge
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dw man 2.7 ones arent better

quiet oar
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I mean

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2.6 and 2.7

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is just every 11

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right?

late surge
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yeah

balmy prism
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I mean I'd expect at that point you know the basics of your class lol

late surge
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2.6 is like all 10s

quiet oar
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That doesnt mean anything

trail scarab
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How is pugging overall now? Havent gotten to play in 3 weeks

balmy prism
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horrible

quiet oar
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Horrible

late surge
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hard to get it

grim jay
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2.6 is all 10s and 1 11

late surge
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ppl are bad

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2 chest mists dawn and ara kara

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free keys

balmy prism
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I mean fair, but how do you get to that point without knowing your basic class abilities

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it baffles me

late surge
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rsham is that overtuned

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avg fotm roller

grim jay
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As easy as that

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Noone in their right mind will expect a random dps player to use their utility

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So you build groups with that in mind

balmy prism
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Right I don't expect it but I explain before we start

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because I know what they should do lol

waxen oyster
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warrior was 2.7

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btw

balmy prism
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I dont invite warriors or warlocks this season

late surge
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what kinda demons are these

balmy prism
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too much of a gamble, half are braindead the rest are absolute gigachads

late surge
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below 1 mil is crazy work

waxen oyster
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7 gb

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he was 627 though

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so idk

grim jay
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The only warrior I play with is my guildie

waxen oyster
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what was he on

grim jay
late surge
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mby he did mouse only challenge

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and clicked abilities

balmy prism
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how the fuck did you do 1.6 in a 7

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shit dies way too fast

waxen oyster
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idk

novel star
waxen oyster
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i pressed buttons

grim jay
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Well the others obviously didnt deal dmg

late surge
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I dont think shit died with those teammates 8)

trail scarab
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I read that subterfuge will «enable» the stealth abilities during the duration now, but does that increase the time u have to spread garrotes and rupture?

late surge
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no

grim jay
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If the others dont deal dmg, shit doesnt die fast

waxen oyster
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i made a funny mistake

balmy prism
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fair enough

waxen oyster
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of pressing transmitter on the bridge

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and i got chase orb

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:)))

novel star
waxen oyster
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and my orb was in the air

late surge
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lmao

waxen oyster
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for 10 secs

balmy prism
grim jay
covert jewel
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happened to me in nw at that bridge w 2 cleavers

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it just flew to oribos

novel star
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dogshit trink

late surge
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skardyn supremacy

balmy prism
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My friend got it last night and his settings are so low he couldn't find the orb

trail scarab
late surge
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OMG

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IS THAT WHY

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ON ULGRAX

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I GET DEPRESSION TRYNA FIND THE ORB

late surge
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I play lowest settings

novel star
balmy prism
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yeah we ordered him a new pc last night

grim jay
late surge
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yeah

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ulgrax so fat

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I couldnt see

covert jewel
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what kinda of settings u playing so u dont see orbs tho

late surge
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also

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when they spawn in webs

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I cri

covert jewel
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i might have rooted like 5 ppl in melee for the transmitter

waxen oyster
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also it was weird because

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he did dam some packs

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then just

late surge
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he did new strat

waxen oyster
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competed with the tank

late surge
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play with cds

waxen oyster
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on other ones

late surge
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afk rest

waxen oyster
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was playing thane

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might not have been used to idk

grim jay
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Because I was sleepy af

late surge
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xd

covert jewel
late surge
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worth

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go again

waxen oyster
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i did that week 1

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needless to say

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tank dam

covert jewel
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week 1 my execute kb was parried

waxen oyster
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somehow one of those kills

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was a purple still

grim jay
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I still had 950k without Mark or something

covert jewel
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altf4 thoughts were dominating my mind

waxen oyster
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fr concerned with the playerbase

late surge
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I love parry

grim jay
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So I didnt grief that hard

late surge
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I lvoe when boss gets turned as Im pressing KB and boss parries it

covert jewel
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thats such on issue on kyveza

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with those pulls

normal mist
late surge
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rashanan my favorite boss

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bc he cant parry

grim jay
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Tbf I havent had a single kb parried this expansion so far

late surge
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the fucking noob

covert jewel
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he could tho xd

waxen oyster
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idk i got transmitter

late surge
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in raid he cant

waxen oyster
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and already hate it

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less than 2 hours into using

novel star
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ye

late surge
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lule

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just use skardyn

golden loom
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Idk what addon or weakaura does it, but seeing a big red text say parried when you press KB might be the worst thing i've experienced

novel star
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just get skardyn

waxen oyster
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why do you think

novel star
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4head

waxen oyster
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i was in a 7 gb

late surge
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bro

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just get it man

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skill issue

waxen oyster
novel star
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my bad

quiet oar
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Just loot it from vault

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Its really easy

late surge
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yeah

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be like tira man

novel star
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i DID

late surge
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just get in vault

novel star
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I DID GET IT IN VAULT

late surge
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see

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ez

quiet oar
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but?

novel star
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ON M0 WEEK

late surge
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just loot it man

novel star
late surge
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bro

grim jay
quiet oar
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Just loot it higher

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?

waxen oyster
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true

late surge
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literally

waxen oyster
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honestly only the stand in circle one

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can be annoying imo

balmy condor
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Oli what ethnicity are you I’m drunk and want to call you a slur accurately

late surge
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HAHAHAHAHA

novel star
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born and raised in ontario canada

balmy condor
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Fuck that’s the one wrong answer

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I’ll be back later

quiet oar
late surge
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hes french

quiet oar
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You can come up with something

grim jay
novel star
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you can use slurs for my sexuality or gender instead if you would like

waxen oyster
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tbh

balmy condor
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It has not worked

novel star
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I’d shoot you in the head

late surge
balmy condor
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It’s cause I haven’t used it

late surge
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I see

balmy condor
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Gf for 9.5 years

late surge
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yeah its goated

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use it on her

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!!!

balmy condor
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No opportunity

novel star
waxen oyster
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Why did I think

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whispyr swung the other way

balmy condor
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Because I do

grim jay
balmy condor
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But gf for 9.5 years

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No opportunity

late surge
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kek

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whispyr is my goat

balmy condor
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If shaved my beard off and recorded a YouTube video my picture would be #1 twink catfish pfp on Grindr

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I hold all the power

balmy prism
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dont let your girlfriend stand in the way of finding a boyfriend

balmy condor
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Y’all couldn’t handle it

grim jay
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I probably really couldnt

novel star
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have to freshly dye the hair for #1

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there’s plenty of twinks out there with old washed out hair dye and empty eyes

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sorry

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that was frankly uncalled for.

late surge
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u just wanna be called a slur by whispyr dont you

novel star
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yeah

late surge
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so now ur unhinged

waxen oyster
#

i feel certain slurs

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are automodded

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by moroes

novel star
#

i would assume all slurs are automodded

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in a discord with 5 billion people in it

balmy condor
waxen oyster
#

r word is

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so racial ones likely are too

novel star
#

dude

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what the fuck

grim jay
#

Btw where

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Asking for a friend

balmy condor
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Nop

novel star
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what the hell man

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ghuuns little blush

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what a cutie

subtle tundra
grim jay
#

Idk I actually feel dirty now

novel star
waxen oyster
#

werent the xal feet wa

subtle tundra
#

no... feel things

waxen oyster
#

lagging people

novel star
#

the world is so vast

waxen oyster
#

due to models

novel star
#

i’d trade 20fps for encouraging toes when my soul starts to hurt

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on a wall boss

rotund oak
balmy condor
waxen oyster
#

man

unique plume
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Katy Parry

grim jay
waxen oyster
#

if im gonna have to play sub on later bosses

novel star
waxen oyster
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with transmitter

balmy condor
grim jay
#

Its 2024

waxen oyster
#

200 pull boss with transmitter

novel star
#

and now my desk is too small

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to get a 2nd one

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so i’d have to buy a bigger desk and a monitor at the same time

grim jay
#

Just wall mount one

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Hu

novel star
#

just too much investment

crisp stream
#

!plater

prisma monolithBOT
runic hinge
rotund oak
grim jay
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I think I still have like 4 monitors

novel star
#

i mean i want to go back to 2

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but i’m rly broke

balmy condor
grim jay
rotund oak
novel star
#

i didn’t break u whispyr u broke yrself

balmy condor
#

Mmm vodka yummy

novel star
#

see

balmy condor
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Makes my throat burn

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Only way I can feel something

subtle tundra
#

god i so want to get drunk

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god

rotund oak
subtle tundra
#

but i cant fucking get drunk during the week cause i need to commute in the morning

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GRRARRARARGRG

rose wharf
#

Question Regarding Shiv and Kingsbane in M+/Delves Specc:

novel star
#

Not attractive enough

grim jay
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Id sub

novel star
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if i was hot maybe

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but i’m not

rose wharf
#

Does ShivSnapshot Kingsbane or would it be more wise to kingsbane first and then shiv to have the full shiv duration since i have no second shiv?

runic hinge
#

shiv last 8 seconds

novel star
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it does not snapshot

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you shiv the last 8s

grim jay
rotund oak
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esesntially making u to forget it and press it when u hav eto

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just sayin

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its good stuff

grim jay
#

Eto?

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From tokyo ghoul?

rotund oak
#

fat fingered man

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im from my laptop

grim jay
#

Im from germany

rose wharf
#

Gonan try it out using Afenar currently but thats just ym default on every calss

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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
novel star
#

whispyrs is an edit of afenars

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same shit but better

rotund oak
normal mist
rotund oak
#

joking

grim jay
rotund oak
#

basicly we are EU whatever

grim jay
#

But dont you want a younger one for kids?

grim jay
rotund oak
#

i can make a 35yo have kids dw

novel star
#

sorry

grim jay
#

At 35

novel star
rotund oak
#

birth rates are basicly to the dirt

grim jay
#

Idk dont they still get Kids in China

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At 35

rotund oak
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china has one of the worst pop crisis currently

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they do no kids

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literally

novel star
#

imagine being 50 when ur kid is 15

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cooked

grim jay
#

Oh alright

novel star
#

fried

grim jay
#

Idk kinda fine

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As a man

rotund oak
#

men have no issues whatsoever,women are on a clock and thats kinda extended with science but still exists

novel star
#

surely u would wanna be younger so u can be more active with them

rotund oak
#

yup yup

grim jay
#

Bro you act like people are dead at 50

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Wtf

novel star
#

i mean u start slowing down a lot no

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or is that 60s mostly

rotund oak
#

thats 60+

novel star
#

idk

grim jay
#

You start slowing down a lot at the end of 20

keen spruce
grim jay
novel star
#

ye but like giga

grim jay
#

Giga is like early 60s

keen spruce
#

oh did whispyr drink half of a white claw?

novel star
#

i see

keen spruce
#

absolutely blasted

grim jay
#

Unless you are super lazy already

upper wraith
#

I’ll be 50 with a 15yr old and a 26yr old XD

novel star
novel star
#

@balmy condor How much u drink pal

grim jay
loud hearth
keen spruce
#

this is known hmmge

balmy condor
novel star
#

maybe 50 is fine

blazing jewel
novel star
blazing jewel
#

1 redbull?

balmy condor
keen spruce
#

see yall actin like I'm makin shit up

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smh

grim jay
blazing jewel
balmy condor
blazing jewel
#

Cheap date

balmy condor
#

My tolerance has gone up actually

rotund oak
novel star
#

ok maybe you are a little sissy boi KKona

balmy condor
#

Normally a double shot I would be stumbling and not able to type

keen spruce
#

scana already beat the hurricane

blazing jewel
#

Got windy for a few hours

balmy condor
#

Autocorrect saving me a lot atm but I’m vibing

novel star
#

maybe being fat is a W after all

rotund oak
balmy condor
#

I’m 210

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I’m not skinny

grim jay
novel star
#

but how tall

keen spruce
#

getting addicted to minesweeper was not on my 2024 bingo board

balmy condor
novel star
#

i feel like i’ve asked you this before

keen spruce
#

I've been playin for like 5 hours

blazing jewel
#

Didn’t even lose power

balmy condor
grim jay
novel star
#

yea i’m like 185 and 5’7 i’m fatter than u buddy

keen spruce
rotund oak
keen spruce
runic hinge
blazing jewel
runic hinge
#

you're in the eye

balmy condor
blazing jewel
runic hinge
balmy condor
#

Oh gofo

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God

grim jay
novel star
rotund oak
novel star
#

try again

balmy condor
#

Itrs sowo mucuh woorse thabny i thougfht

blazing jewel
#

Whisp typing in hieroglyphics

novel star
#

sowo

golden loom
balmy condor
#

Whatt yheyvuck fucko

novel star
grim jay
rotund oak
#

thats a mini stroke or what

balmy condor
#

Auutoocotrect kind a gooatued btbh

novel star
#

he just turned 21 guys be nice

balmy condor
#

Thhis is awwful

novel star
#

first time drinking

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let him adapt?

grim jay
novel star
#

i meant to ! but ? works

balmy condor
#

Imm guck ing 🥮🍢qait lmholld on

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Um fvukin

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Im fucking

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25

novel star
#

Brother

#

How you just invent a new emoji

#

?

golden loom
#

HAHAHA

novel star
#

Fuck is that

balmy condor
#

Dudee idk

rotund oak
#

🤣

novel star
#

🍢

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unbelievable you spawned this into reality

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just now

grim jay
#

ODEN

balmy condor
#

Thaartea how you yknow im bot fakking it

rotund oak
#

is this a kebab rocket

balmy condor
#

Causee theres nmo shoot thatr i jjstt pullo thata empote out of my ass

novel star
#

HAHAHAH

balmy condor
#

HEY THAT ESEYNECE LOOKED OKAY

grim jay
#

It was readable

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Wouldnt say okay

balmy condor
#

Fuckkiyou

grim jay
rain wraith
#

Lay off the fent whispyr

novel star
#

this mf rn

novel star
#

whisp lahey

balmy condor
#

Etf is lahey

rotund oak
novel star
#

jim lahey from trailer park boys

rain wraith
balmy condor
#

Dude

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I can’t

grim jay
rain wraith
#

Whisp rolling into raid

balmy condor
#

Autocorrect too good

grim jay
novel star
#

the goat

blazing jewel
#

While having no gas

#

Very good

radiant yoke
#

My rogue feels very strong rn! Easy io

balmy prism
#

lmao @ the hotfix for rash'anan, imagine him healing to 100% last phase

novel star
#

my rogue feels very weak. I think she’s a pussy

balmy condor
#

What they do to easy

#

Rash

balmy prism
#

Lmao yeah punish the healers properly

grim jay
#

Rush B?

balmy prism
#

the season affix healed him as a normal mob

#

so he'd go from 60% to 100% in last phase if a healer fucke dup

balmy condor
mint valve
#

is empowering crystal better for m+ than spyglass?

grim jay
novel star
grim jay
balmy condor
#

I’m telling you

#

Goated pickup line

novel star
#

But maybe the rogue is a freak like me

balmy prism
grim jay
novel star
#

i love my it/its velf babe

#

fucked up gender experience would make mkore sense on a void elf than any other race really if u think about it

#

space creatures

rose wharf
#

yeah his edit it really great. Thanks for the advice x)

novel star
#

swag

#

glhf

balmy condor
#

What edit

#

I need advice too

meager plank
#

!up

balmy condor
#

Ovi’nax tomorrow

#

Will destroy me

novel star
#

of afenar wa

novel star
balmy condor
#

I need to pre-move tomorrow for swirls, like legit force myself to move even if I think I’m safe

blazing jewel
balmy condor
#

Do you know how hard that is

#

So move when you think you’re safe

fluid vessel
#

What about the cata trinket crit + mastery use ?

balmy condor
#

That shit is a mental block

#

I can’t get over

solemn trout
#

!wa

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
#

It’s always been like one of my weaknesses

#

I just cannot fucking force myself to reposition cause my brain doesn’t recognize there’s danger

#

And I have to just

#

Move

#

That’s so fucking difficult

#

To fight your instinct

#

I hate this dumb worm

novel star
#

conquer monke

#

no damage

#

only survive

quiet oar
#

Especially when you have fdks

#

And blizz decides

#

Well why shouldnt all melees See the remorless Winter and slappy hands

novel star
#

darkness and amz worse

quiet oar
#

And why shouldnt it Cover the switlies

#

Disci bubble

#

Is the worst

novel star
#

they should really just make the swirlies have some red or orange in them

#

insane that it’s pure purple

balmy condor
balmy condor
novel star
#

oh i saw this

subtle tundra
novel star
#

i was here

fluid vessel
#

How strong this trinket is ?

novel star
#

pog

balmy condor
novel star
#

what the hell os that

#

anniversary raid?

balmy condor
#

Timewalking shit

golden loom
#

if you dont get wrathstone from the weekly quest what is there to do? farm for champ track?

novel star
#

ohh

runic hinge
#

Ulduar

quiet oar
#

So cheat is worthless

balmy condor
golden loom
#

ok nice I have skardyns so I just forget about that one

balmy condor
#

I still cannot see where the 3 swirlies are

quiet oar
#

Me neither

balmy condor
#

I’ve been staring at it since Wednesday

novel star
#

same

fluid vessel
balmy condor
quiet oar
runic basin
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
quiet oar
#

And the worst Part is

#

When some rnsges say

hearty reef
#

There are invisible swirlies whispyr

quiet oar
#

"just dodge why is it so Hard"

hearty reef
#

It is known

balmy condor
novel star
#

impossible to tell if that sceeenshot is true invisible swirlies or just blizzard visual cancer

quiet oar
novel star
#

so

#

assume cancer

#

imo

balmy condor
#

Absolute shit fight

#

Why aren’t they like

novel star
#

yeah not excited about it

balmy condor
#

Pillars

novel star
fluid vessel
balmy condor
#

Idk sim it man

fluid vessel
#

Not in game atm 😦

balmy condor
#

????

grim jay
novel star
#

you don’t have to be ingame

balmy condor
#

You don’t have to be in game

novel star
#

just add the item to the sim

balmy condor
#

Yeh

novel star
#

at whatever ilvl

balmy condor
#

Theres a search at the top

novel star
#

wait why wouldn’t you just darkness the big aow

#

aoe

balmy condor
#

The fact that feint doesn’t work on the swirlies is insane btw

#

Ovi’nax so dogshit

grim jay
#

Im pretty positive they will nerf the wrathstone with the sims ive seen so far PogO

naive crane
#

Why is the ovi egg trinket simming so good all of the sudden? Even on blood mallet it looks like its the top passive option now, idk?

grim jay
balmy condor
#

But it’s whatever

#

Sims don’t move

#

So it’s perma agi

grim jay
#

Bcs you need to predodge

#

The swirlies

balmy condor
golden loom
#

on Sikran you have to cloak right before the blast right? I think I got knocked back yesterday when I cloaked early

naive crane
#

Lul

balmy condor
novel star
#

i don’t know if you can cloak it at all

#

but if you can it’s be first sec

#

ok yeah

grim jay
#

Ye all of it

novel star
#

idk i just respect that mechanic and step back in

#

any first sec shit is too scary for me

#

i’m a shit noob

grim jay
#

Its pretty easy

#

Ngl

novel star
grim jay
#

Even if you get told that you only know it bcs you wanna cheese and not lose uptime

#

While its actually the best time to cloak for overall damage mitigation

novel star
#

maybe next heroic clear i’ll experiment with it

grim jay
#

Just facetank it on heroic

quiet oar
#

Just feint

#

Can you evasion it

novel star
#

yeah but on heroic failing the cloak doesn’t kill you is the point

#

safer practice

novel star
grim jay
boreal stirrup
#

is venomous wounds bugged? i insta run out of energy on dummies

grim jay
#

Press buttons while looking at the cast time

#

And press cloak at 0.9

novel star
boreal stirrup
#

on AoE?

balmy condor
#

Have you applied poisons

novel star
#

on aoe there’s something wrong

#

then

balmy condor
#

Have you applied bleeds

novel star
balmy condor
#

Are they poisoned while being bleeded

novel star
#

it has to be rupture or garrote + poisons

#

no poisons or just ct+poisons

#

wont do anything

oak eagle
#

well ct doesnt give you venemous wounds

balmy condor
#

Yes that’s the point

novel star
golden loom
#

how nice wouldnt that be tho oh my lord