#assassination

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haughty lantern
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god damnit stop being funny

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i'm in class

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i don't want to lol right now

balmy condor
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indiana jones type shit, they grabbed the maps and the server room started filling with water and they had to find a way out before the entire room fills with water

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classic trap

spice spire
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Focus on class then nerd

runic hinge
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Pay attention DinkDonk1

haughty lantern
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I HATE CLASS

severe sparrow
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they shoulda made a delve like that

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wtf

haughty lantern
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I LEARN BETTER TEACHING MYSELF

spice spire
fallow canopy
haughty lantern
spice spire
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Damn

severe sparrow
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candle boss on ??

haughty lantern
severe sparrow
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cant wait

balmy condor
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now they're basically just m+ but you click 4 urns on the ground

haughty lantern
severe sparrow
haughty lantern
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it's a miracle i managed to find a way to (theoretically, if i keep at it) get through college. LITERALLY none of my dad's entire adhd riddled family (he's the 6th of 7 kids) made it through college except for the eldest (i am also the eldest)

severe sparrow
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i want puzzles :<

haughty lantern
balmy condor
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this shit is supposed to be evergreen content they slapped on the front box of the expansion man

severe sparrow
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ok you have a point

dull cloak
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blizz will nerf that to kill fun and convenience. surprised they haven't yet

haughty lantern
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aside from this week (due to being an emphasis on delves) i literally only do like 4 bountifuls a week (all in 1 day). that last vault slot can go fuck itself

haughty lantern
severe sparrow
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i dont even do any on my main anymore

balmy condor
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it's actually so strange that the "new endgame pillar" got crushed in 2 weeks and then completely ignored

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like

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what are we doing

runic hinge
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zekvir ? 8x on every alt for free loot

severe sparrow
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i gave like 3 attempts to ?? and then said id go back for it and then didnt lol

runic hinge
dull cloak
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yea tbh 8x ?? zekvir for myth track vault. they should do it

balmy condor
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feels like delves need a whole system rework in 11.1 and 11.2

vestal wren
balmy condor
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and maybe they actually become an "endgame pillar" by midnight

haughty lantern
runic hinge
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I get 1800 for the appearence cause i love full sets

balmy condor
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zekvir ? takes me around 1:45

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well

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less now with gear

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this week it was 1:15

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so everything comes back up by the time I run back in

haughty lantern
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new twitch category: Zekvir speedruns

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we monster hunter now

balmy condor
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was just perma in out in out in out in out

haughty lantern
vestal wren
balmy condor
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yeah

eager tree
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outlaw only a bigger deal on tier ??

severe sparrow
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they're kinda an awkward spot i think cuz in my main guild people blasted through all the delves solo even after the difficulty spike but

balmy condor
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?? as assa is

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VERY hard

vestal wren
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?? is still about getting good rng

balmy condor
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I haven't tried it yet really

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I did like 1-2 attempts and it made me fully miserable so I just gave up

vestal wren
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i did it on sub for like 3 tries but got annoyed by rng stuff

severe sparrow
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my side guild who i usually have to uh, assist over the finish line to aotc last week, still finds them challenging and none of them go solo

eager tree
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feel like killing spree is necessary for it

vestal wren
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you can remove the slow with vanish

balmy condor
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I did mage tower within 3 hours of it going live but zekvir ?? makes me actually angry

haughty lantern
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i literally have not touched Zekvir

waiting to get the void-reaper combo on outlaw just to style on him. (Tbh making friends with literally ethereal royalty that is also an assassin is just super fuckin cool imo, outlaw or assassin)

errant mauve
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Delves are stupid

eager tree
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only outlaw has vanish up enough to cleanse every slow with it

balmy condor
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yeah

vestal wren
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nice

haughty lantern
spice surge
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Brann dispells every 3rd, but if you time it decently with intermissions and cast it can be every second

ebon notch
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i cant remember that far back but im gonna go ahead and say i was right l bozo

severe sparrow
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i miss legion mage tower

scenic nacelle
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Zekvir?? Took about 7 tries as sin. Just dodge big one shot and stack the heal potions and you’re golden

eager tree
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i mean watch ranged classes do it and feel angry. its a big advantage to never have him drop his fear circle on the egg

balmy condor
haughty lantern
spice spire
severe sparrow
spice spire
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L bozo

eager tree
balmy condor
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?? is basically a game of can you tank melee hits and get good rng on mechanics

vestal wren
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?? is rly about randomness

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getting bad sequences fucks you

willow cloud
balmy condor
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yeah

vestal wren
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zekvir oneshotting bran can also be a quick whipe

scenic nacelle
vestal wren
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and best of all

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if you vanish or shadow dance

severe sparrow
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he kills my brann too fast atm but i think he's only like 35 or someshit

vestal wren
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bran gets aggro and he loves to reset the encounter

balmy condor
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zekvir feels like you're doing the tank version of the fight

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cause I'm 625 equipped and getting auto'd for 40-50% of my health

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lmao

unique heart
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how do i make a thread for my logs

eager tree
spice spire
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By posting

haughty lantern
eager tree
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outlaw was just much easier to KS every dot

balmy condor
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we do log threads based on quake's availability

severe sparrow
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zekvir is the mage tower if the mage tower were generic and they tried to give all the classes the same challenge except now none of them can do it cuz it's a tanking/heal/dps challenege all in one

scenic nacelle
severe sparrow
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i wish my brann edition was as useful as yours

eager tree
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this sounds ?

unique heart
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i asked yesterday if someone could look and they said to make a thread using the !log but it didn’t work

scenic nacelle
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Cloak spittle as well

balmy condor
eager tree
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if youre vanishing spittles then brann will get aggro. he doesnt run out of fears and will take those hits

balmy condor
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they have much more manpower

spice spire
scenic nacelle
spice spire
unique heart
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ok so i just do it in another channel

haughty lantern
# balmy condor still no skardyns

Big L bro

I hard carried that. It was a mythic raider carrying his 2 shitter dps (both were sub 600) through a 4 butthole. I was 1st in dps as an outlaw and the tank was 2nd. I feel bad for the healer b/c I think it was a pug healer....

eager tree
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like i said, would like to see the video of it. im sure there are people that can do it as sin but would also be interested to see how your brann never dies

spice spire
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No just post here

severe sparrow
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yeah but how much horsepower do the others have

spice spire
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I’ll review

unique heart
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ok

scenic nacelle
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There is a sin rogue video on YouTube I used as reference. If you have Mad Queens Mandate it helps nuke the webbing mob too

spice spire
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I’ll make whispyr thread it

balmy condor
vestal wren
eager tree
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yeah that does help, but killing the egg wasnt my problem on sin it was the dot

severe sparrow
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i feel like i have a hard time in low buttholes cuz the tank just pulls like 2 mobs

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and then the next 2

haughty lantern
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the worst part is I kept farming butthole for rings (I need a champ track crit/mast ring for my sin spec and a champ track crit/vers ring for my outlaw spec) and i got ANOTHER skardyns feelscryman

runic hinge
vestal wren
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ofc thats gear dependent but even 8 delves feel like hitting HP sponges

runic hinge
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(i died)

scenic nacelle
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This is the video I watched for reference

spice spire
eager tree
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sweet is this you?

eager tree
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oih gotcha

scenic nacelle
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Naw

winged widget
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refused to use the transmitter that dropped from raid

balmy condor
winged widget
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will never be as goated as branch my love

haughty lantern
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how stonks is ritual knife? can you explain why is good?

vestal wren
balmy condor
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and uh

haughty lantern
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currently have champ track broodsac and skardyns but they both still 606 since I got them after i spent all my crests for the week

balmy condor
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that's it

slate crown
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Epic Log Review

balmy condor
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it's like a reverse trinket

haughty lantern
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how much does the "minus 3200 secondary stat" proc happen?

balmy condor
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not a ton

haughty lantern
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ye it's a giant stat stick with you gambling on the loss of stats

vestal wren
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if you want to have the worse time, try to use transmitter on a 30 man ovinax heroic

balmy condor
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idk about gambling

haughty lantern
# balmy condor not a ton

so like....if you get the debuff, do you hold off sending your deathmark combo or do you still just send it?

scenic nacelle
haughty lantern
runic hinge
vestal wren
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you can see what stat you have with a weakaura and cloak only the bad ones off

winged widget
balmy condor
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please don't cloak your ritual knife NotLikeThis

vestal wren
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haha unlcky tho, sub has no bad stats

ebon notch
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XDDDD

haughty lantern
haughty lantern
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meanwhile, outlaw over there hating mastery and only needing so much haste.

balmy condor
vestal wren
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sub keeps haste

balmy condor
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it's not bad

vestal wren
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or crit

haughty lantern
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(that said i am really eager to try the KIR build later in the xpac once that haste threshold is more easily achieved)

tall atlas
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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
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it's just a lot of agi and it's good and you let it do its thing and gg

haughty lantern
balmy condor
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yes

vestal wren
haughty lantern
balmy condor
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he knows what he's done

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@silk bane

haughty lantern
vestal wren
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haha

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we should ask koji or levy to add a option to cloak off buffs to the trinket

winged widget
vestal wren
balmy condor
haughty lantern
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which one of you is the escaped cutthroat rare that escaped from violet hold

balmy condor
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"what is dps gain for cloaking debuff"

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"is ritual knife bis if you cloak debuff"

ebon notch
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@spice spire dont you dare look up proof

vestal wren
balmy condor
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"do I cloak ritual knife if it procs outside of cooldowns"

subtle tundra
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!stupidquestion

haughty lantern
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can i make a whispyr copy for chat gpt that just answer dumb sin questions? /s

vestal wren
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is it a dps gain to use sprint or shadowstep for scroll of momentum?

balmy condor
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oh god not that dumb trinket

haughty lantern
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momentum is stonks for outlaw

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keep it away from sin tho

vestal wren
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its not bad on sub

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at least in the sim

haughty lantern
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outlaw has so much passive movespeed increase that the scroll unironically competes with most m+ trinkets

balmy condor
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the amount of people I've had to correct because "sims sprint to make it good" and I have to go "no they don't"

haughty lantern
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like void reaper contract + scroll is unironically simming best for me

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and my target dummy damage replicates that sim so

eager tree
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how did he kill this egg before it hatched? mandate?

haughty lantern
balmy condor
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vibes

haughty lantern
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sunny side upped that bitch

balmy condor
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positive energy

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good attitude

vestal wren
balmy condor
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default nameplates is crazy though

haughty lantern
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killed with kindness (and this gun i found)

runic hinge
cursive flicker
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Imagine not using Whispyr brand plater

haughty lantern
vestal wren
haughty lantern
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(no offense whispyr, i'm sure your plater is great)

eager tree
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he did kill it tho, im asking how. it had 20% health left with .5s left on cast then it just died like executed

eager tree
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yes

haughty lantern
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probably sudden death

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sounds like sudden death at least

slate crown
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Demise 🤓

haughty lantern
eager tree
coral ibex
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parsing zekvir

willow cloud
eager tree
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dont think it was SD as he did a big hit and it had a sliver left

balmy condor
haughty lantern
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god this thought just popped into my head

lethal arrow
haughty lantern
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Ethereal assassin GF that literally hides in your shadow because she is too afraid to be seen in public but wants to spend time with you

assassinates anyone that looks at you funny (after you apply queensbane to the target)

haughty lantern
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plz help me I am so lonely

vestal wren
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(it does not, but i think the question is fun)

haughty lantern
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if i move 40 feet in less than 0.25 seconds do I break the sound barrier?

buddy you broke the physics engine.

golden prairie
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!up

haughty lantern
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speed of light? nah, speed of shadow(step)

vestal wren
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i don't think i make my position better

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haha

haughty lantern
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TO BE FAIR if you apply real life physics to wow, you wouldn't even need scroll of momentum, you would slam into your target hard enough to kill you and chunk whatever boss you are fighting (like Link's hookshot)

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40 feet in like 2 frames?

vestal wren
balmy condor
haughty lantern
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frame perfect shadowstep

vestal wren
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remember

winged widget
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a question. if using deathstalker and elusiveness, what dr stacks with what? Additively? multiplicatively? etc.
Not sure if trying to stack evasion+feint DR is worth it or I should try to spread them instead.

vestal wren
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we could dodge flying spells (projectiles) for a while with well timed shadowstep

haughty lantern
balmy condor
# haughty lantern frame perfect shadowstep

a raid full of rogues and you all just do 20 second pulls with evasion trying to get the frame perfect step so the scroll instantly one shots the boss with infinite damage

vestal wren
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sounds wod like

haughty lantern
balmy condor
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so if you have 20% from elusiveness evasion, 20% from bait and switch, and 20% from feint for example

covert jewel
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wait do we still wax mh?

balmy condor
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you take 100 damage, it gets reduced to 80, then it gets reduced to 66 then 55

balmy condor
vestal wren
winged widget
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appreciate it

vestal wren
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there are actually some good applications of step

haughty lantern
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step is so god damn useful

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and it helps that it's a fuckin meme

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"nothin personal kid"

vestal wren
spice spire
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Anyway

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It happens and life moves on

runic hinge
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get rekt da psp man

haughty lantern
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i like how I made a joke in my raid discussion channel about ignoring adds to keep dpsing boss (instead of hard swapping to adds) and now I get dog piled like I ignore all mechanics and only care about my parse 🫠

spice spire
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They’re real for that

haughty lantern
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why

limber lion
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based raid group

covert jewel
haughty lantern
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(guys seriously did i fuck up? am i supposed to hard swap to adds??? I thought we dps boss and spatter the adds?)

limber lion
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Which boss?

haughty lantern
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primarily broodtwister and silken court

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and i guess Rasha'nan too

limber lion
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Rashan you cannot spatter

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Broodtwister you should switch

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Silken Court just blast boss I guess

covert jewel
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switch what

ebon notch
limber lion
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I'm sure you can figure it out

covert jewel
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ct and funnel boss, what switch

limber lion
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Exactly

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Gotta also interrupt the worm

haughty lantern
# limber lion Rashan you cannot spatter

ok but also even on heroic (my guild is just a casual heroic guild) the adds die SO FAST

but for BB horror i do hard swap. For Ovinax, what should I do? I hard swap to worms that are way out of the way of the boss but do I really like hard swap to the tank spiders or whatever?

limber lion
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If boss is in Africa and the worm is in the other side of the raid

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you hit the worm

limber lion
urban moat
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Can you feint the icy blades from city of thread's 2nd boss ?

limber lion
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And yeah on Rash you don't have to switch because they die

balmy condor
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I wouldn't play CT on heroic ovi'nax for what it's worth

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heroic has half as many adds and they die hella quick

haughty lantern
midnight atlas
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just play normal spec with spatter and cleave from boss, spread ruptures on some adds

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some rupture snipe here and there

balmy condor
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yeh

limber lion
urban moat
balmy condor
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that sounds really wrong

limber lion
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I mean it's a pug group

fleet pagoda
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was that an all assassination group

limber lion
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The adds don't really die instantly

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They might die in a full guild group

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with big boys

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but certainly didn't on a pug group

balmy condor
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I mean even on mythic CT isn't my highest damage

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caustic is way higher

midnight atlas
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i dont bother with garrote on adds unless i just refreshed it on boss and i comes off cd right when i target swap to some spider

limber lion
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too many blasters

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idk

balmy condor
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or bad grouping in your pug maybe?

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idk eitherr

haughty lantern
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like if a worm is out in bumfuk nowhere i WILL hard swap to that worm and try to interrupt if I can

but also we literally got our first heroic ovinax kill LAST WEEK (I was absent the previous week and they couldn't kill it then)

limber lion
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Grouping?

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Good one

spring moat
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Is there a cheat sheet ? Or common sense ? Imma experiment on reset and see myself. Between caustic and not per boss basis

limber lion
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A cheat sheet for what?

spring moat
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We have two dks and a warrior. I can’t compete for aoe lmao

limber lion
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Just look at what people are doing on Warcraftlogs

fleet pagoda
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think he's trying to identify where caustic is bait

limber lion
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And copy their builds

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Generally just running the single target build with Spatter will serve you right on every boss

haughty lantern
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or princess

limber lion
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I personally do not care enough to swap even on Sikran

haughty lantern
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fair enough

limber lion
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Boss dies even without me specing into 1% more damage

glass obsidian
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hi guys. im trying to understand what my priority should be in a pack regarding our dots. I open normally doting everything and pressing the big cds. should i care about refreshing the dots or should i keep playing around caustic and envenoms. i am asking cause some vods of people dont bother much to refresh them

limber lion
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Really situational

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If you need the energy and the mobs live long enough, it is a good idea to reapply some dots, mainly Ruptures

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But if the pack is going to die soon regardless, there's really no point throwing out Ruptures and wasting the CP

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Sudden Demise does help with it a bit

rough oyster
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/wa

limber lion
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Can't really say what to do and when, it's kinda up to you to decide and figure out if the mobs survive long enough

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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
vapid skiff
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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
gentle rover
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If things are dying I don’t bother re up with dots instead I just play the death stalker mini game where I try to execute the lowest health ones with the keystone

quartz locust
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i mean i havent been running anything past 8, and there hasnt been a pack that survives before rupture expires in my experience

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unless you got some dollar general dps

limber lion
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There might be some individual mobs that need redotting, but usually it's like 1 or 2 mobs and that's it

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And not worth trying to get to 5 Scent stacks

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Like the big boys in Grim Batol

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Before the 3rd boss

worn tinsel
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Learning sin, do I want to be playing around these combo points?

fallen moss
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is there any guide or system out there for kick / cc assignments. one that I guess most of the high key push groups are using?

quartz locust
fleet pagoda
quartz locust
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but seriously, what he said, also theyre reworking it for the 20th anni patch

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and it's going away essentially

limber lion
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High tier push groups might have assignments

short comet
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lol

limber lion
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but that's not something that any pugs or whatever do or use

balmy condor
severe sparrow
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unless youre in voice idk gl with assignments

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unless ^

cyan mist
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whats the recommended embelishment for assa atm the guide sugest 2 times crit but i see a lot of people with the mainweapon craft

limber lion
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Yeah voice good

balmy condor
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and if you don't have something assigned you just kinda know to fallback to second kick on an add

prisma monolithBOT
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Preferences currently are wrist/belt/dagger for embellishment depending on what you go for

Darkmoon Sigil Ascension (dagger) + Writhing Banding (wrist) is generally "the best" in raid, but has ramp time and is worse in m+
2x Dawnthread (wrist/belt) is generally the best in m+ and not far behind of Ascencion/Banding for raids. Equal in single target at 80% uptime

Craft a dagger if you're unlucky and don't get one and are down bad and crying about your pathetic little 580 main hand dagger. Put Ascencion on it
If you have a big dagger in your main hand already read the above and pick whatever you prefer

fleet pagoda
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that being said when do we get the Poisoned Knife role icons for the ranged generator enthusiasts

limber lion
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negative

ashen rover
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rarely assigned in pugs until its high keys where everything one shots u kekdog

balmy condor
severe sparrow
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there's that thingy idk if it's in whispyrs plater or i stole it from somewhere else that colors the mobs based on like if it's a prio interrupt man or not

glad osprey
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LOL

limber lion
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Yeah many profiles use mythic+ colors for interrupts

glad osprey
balmy condor
glad osprey
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record

worn tinsel
balmy condor
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HES SOBER

severe sparrow
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ye i had to change it to color the names and not the bars though

ashen rover
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big

glad osprey
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I’m a she btw

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LMAO

balmy condor
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SHE SOBER

ashen rover
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1 day clean

balmy condor
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ITS OKAY, THE AA TOKENS DONT DISCRIMINATE BASED ON GENDER

glad osprey
fleet pagoda
balmy condor
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I will though

spice spire
ashen rover
balmy condor
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I'm a monster

spice spire
balmy condor
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yeah

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you are what you eat

severe sparrow
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did we not want to use er points on rupture back in sl? or am i misremembering

spice spire
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HUH

balmy condor
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that's why I'm 800mg of caffeine

subtle tundra
spice spire
dapper cradle
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i take 800mg of piss intravenously

spice spire
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(We didn’t use that dogshit ability except first bit of xpac)

glad osprey
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I have improved but I’m still parsing sad but I think it’s because I’m just not really used to melee and my uptime kinda sucks too now

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so many issues

balmy condor
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like technically even now, rupture is the better ER cast but it never lines up

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so it's whatever

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if it happens to line up like that then fine

severe sparrow
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i think im remembering wrong anyway cuz i think i was sub for a good part of sl

subtle tundra
severe sparrow
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idk

spice spire
glad osprey
severe sparrow
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i was like 90% of the way to being an alcoholic during the lockdown so the memory dont member so good

glad osprey
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I don’t expect to be god tier in like 3 days of playing the spec

balmy condor
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god you guys are so positive in here what the fuck man

fleet pagoda
balmy condor
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you killing the doomer vibe

spice spire
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No thoughts, head empty

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Only wisdom

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That’s how George functions

balmy condor
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where's the people showing up to call the buff tomorrow a nerf

balmy condor
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need that negativity in my life to fuel me

ashen rover
balmy condor
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some people need positive reinforcement, I need pure negative reinforcement

severe sparrow
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tea change going to ruin the class

fallow canopy
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am I doing my part?

balmy condor
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MUCH BETTER

spice spire
balmy condor
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I FEEL ANGRY ALREADY

glad osprey
balmy condor
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THANK YOU

glad osprey
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This

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Thai LOL

severe sparrow
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fuck i could go for thai rn

limber lion
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Automatic tea at 30 energy

fallow canopy
spice spire
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It auto procs below 30 energy in November

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Too slow for my Finnish goat

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Damn

limber lion
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🕺

fleet pagoda
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didn't it get changed to a smaller threshold?

worn tinsel
limber lion
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You had more context, it's fine

severe sparrow
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well it's still an active if you wanna active it

fleet pagoda
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thought it was 15

glad osprey
limber lion
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We complete each other

severe sparrow
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idnt it?

limber lion
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Yes

spice spire
limber lion
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It's still an active

glad osprey
limber lion
#

With a passive part

severe sparrow
#

i cant handle some classes discord tbh

#

the monk one is straight up confusing

glad osprey
#

they should go for passive or active it’s weird to have it in between

limber lion
#

No

#

Having it be both is the perfect solution

#

If you want to optimize, you press it

severe sparrow
#

how do you have 50 channels for a single spec

limber lion
#

If you don't care, you let it happen automatically

#

Very good

severe sparrow
#

why is discussion and questions separate i dont know what goes where

fallow canopy
glad osprey
balmy condor
severe sparrow
#

why do you need more than 1 though idk

#

well ok

glad osprey
#

questions could flood people talking about other things like discussing buff / nerf and like

hushed anvil
#

where can i find a guide

glad osprey
#

just talking about the spec in general

spice spire
spice spire
balmy condor
#

I actually like the monk setup way more than ours

severe sparrow
#

damn

balmy condor
#

but I got voted down on changing it

spice spire
#

Assassination yapping when

#

I’ll rule the channel

fleet pagoda
#

always

severe sparrow
#

im always terrified the people there are gonna be like YOURE IN THE WRONG CHANNEL WITH THIS

hollow stone
#

so with the caustic nerf is it even worth running anymore? or maybe after this huge nerf we just all go play d4 instead i guess

balmy condor
#

YES

severe sparrow
#

so i like delete and post stuff int he other channel then

balmy condor
#

THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED

limber lion
#

There you go Whispyr

spice spire
balmy condor
#

raw doomium

limber lion
#

It's been summoned

balmy condor
#

the most powerful element

limber lion
#

The doomage

fallow canopy
#

you summoned the doomsday

spice spire
#

Bureaucracy is weird to do when someone is being legitimate

glad osprey
spice spire
limber lion
#

Damn he fell for it

#

Unlucky

#

She?

balmy condor
#

she

fleet pagoda
balmy condor
#

excuse you

limber lion
#

She

spice spire
#

She

limber lion
#

Pardon me

glad osprey
#

LOL

balmy condor
#

misgendering in my inclusive discord cev?

spice spire
#

You’re pardoned

limber lion
#

Fuck

spice spire
limber lion
#

Take me out

glad osprey
#

you come to the point where 9/10 times I don’t correct people anymore

limber lion
#

I'm ready

spice spire
glad osprey
#

I still do occasionally but then it kills my brain cells

balmy condor
ashen rover
#

i just embrace the he idc

spice spire
balmy condor
#

or was that 1

spice spire
#

But pop off bestie

balmy condor
#

there's just been so many

feral mason
#

is it still worth running daggers on assa after this nerf? Should we not just cosplay outlaw with a mace mh so we can get actually good damage cleave with blade flurry? (50%)

balmy condor
#

I can't count that high

glad osprey
eager tree
#

the ww2 guy was named something like hitler i think

spice spire
#

Was also a one hit wonder band in the 2000s

balmy condor
severe sparrow
#

idk about you but if i hit someone in the head with a mace im p sure theyre gonna be assassinated

feral mason
#

real

glad osprey
#

wow players are something else though, had a new guy join the little guild im in and the first thing he says in vc during raid is “DO I HEAR A WOMAN”

severe sparrow
#

have you tried going to the gym so you can lift a real mace?

feral mason
#

Sword makes bigger wounds so would do more bleed damage? Blizzard hello?

balmy condor
ashen rover
#

its just gamers in general,

spice spire
#

Damn

severe sparrow
#

that's alright you can probably bench more than me anyway unless youre also a woman

feral mason
#

i just scream “do i hear a cute man” every time i hear a feminine male voice in vc

balmy condor
#

where's the screenshot from my youtube chat

#

quake do you have it

spring moat
spice spire
feral mason
limber lion
spice spire
#

Yeah

feral mason
#

wtf

#

i need u

spice spire
#

Have we not gone over this

spice spire
spring moat
fleet pagoda
#

benching is the only way i know what that is in freedom units HOLY big number tho

feral mason
#

sorry

balmy condor
feral mason
#

im ok now

limber lion
#

man's benching 400 pounds

feral mason
#

composed

glad osprey
#

there’s always one though, that’s the thing

#

Always

#

no matter what I do

balmy condor
#

okay but

#

what if you were just a man

#

instead

feral mason
#

Unironically though

glad osprey
#

I need to get a voice changer

#

and then switch to man voice and be like

balmy condor
#

it's 2024

glad osprey
#

“I’m a man”

feral mason
#

Being bi i treat everyone equally (horny)

balmy condor
#

just introduce yourself as a twink

feral mason
#

I solved sexism

glad osprey
#

and see how they react

fleet pagoda
#

tell people you're a little boy, surely that won't take a darker turn starege

balmy condor
#

wait

ashen rover
balmy condor
#

method josh pov

feral mason
spice spire
spice spire
#

Chill

ashen rover
#

average minecraft youtuber from your childhood pov

red schooner
#

/wa

feral mason
#

be nice be respectful be nice fatyosh

spice spire
#

!wa

prisma monolithBOT
limber lion
red schooner
#

Thanks, I'm half asleep

spice spire
#

No worries king

feral mason
#

my deadlift was like 170kg

#

and my arms muscle wise are twigs so

fleet pagoda
spice spire
# limber lion goated

Nah and I’m def less than that rn. Ended up ripping a lat somehow.
So like.
I’m only doing 90s for rows/chest work and lower for arms and stuff. It’s depressing stuff

feral mason
#

i was born with thick ass legs

spice spire
#

Proud of you

feral mason
#

the only thing im kinda crazy at is sandbag carries

#

could lift the 100kg one off the ground and waddle like 50m with it

glad osprey
stiff talon
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
worn tinsel
#

Another question, apologies if I overlooked it, in st or cleve, still don't use FoK for the Deaths talker hero talent or is it used only in that window? Or just strictly AoE regardless.

glad osprey
#

thighs

spice spire
#

Sorry

#

I don’t even like men

feral mason
spice spire
#

Oh dude same shit

#

Dw

feral mason
#

like even if i lost the 15kg i need to lose

runic hinge
feral mason
#

this would still be an issue

glad osprey
spice spire
#

Thighs have been an issue in buying pants for like

fleet pagoda
spice spire
#

20 years for me

spice spire
#

Pissed that it happened

#

But rehabbing it well

spice spire
fleet pagoda
#

yeah i feel you, rough on the mental

limber lion
#

I wanna go to the gym but I should be going to bed

spice spire
#

Was week one

limber lion
#

and I'm also feelint a bit sick

spice spire
limber lion
#

gg

spice spire
#

It’ll be there

#

Sleep important big dog

limber lion
#

I can't do gym in the morning

spice spire
#

Wtf

balmy condor
#

@glad osprey first time chatter in my stream btw

limber lion
#

I only go during the night because there's barely any people there

limber lion
#

Definitely not a morning person

feral mason
spice spire
#

I was looking for ass master

balmy condor
#

did you find that one

feral mason
#

HIYA is very zesty

#

i fw it though

glad osprey
#

some people my god

balmy condor
#

FELLAS is it gay to talk in your natural voice

fading linden
#

do you guys know about some good video on assa guide?

ashen rover
#

depends if your natural voice sounds gay

spice spire
balmy condor
balmy condor
spice spire
spring moat
spice spire
fading linden
feral mason
#

???

spice spire
#

That line goes so hard

ashen rover
#

TTHIS is the best one

balmy condor
#

poetry

spice spire
#

Holy

glad osprey
#

LOL

limber lion
#

pre transition self mutilator

#

they've got a way with words

glad osprey
#

wtf

spring moat
#

Was that because of your hair color or is he jealous?

balmy condor
#

modern day shakespeare

spice spire
#

“Ass master but not rogue”

#

Is like a top ten bar

balmy condor
ashen rover
runic hinge
#

For sure it’s bars

balmy condor
#

and got upset that Im not a girl

fleet pagoda
#

i respect that he was upfront about his intentions

#

wild

spice spire
#

So did I bud :/

echo heath
balmy condor
#

sees this and goes "OH SHIT SHE MUST BE HOT IRL"

limber lion
#

First Tisu with the fembait, now Whispyr

#

:/

balmy condor
#

MUST GO GOON ON YOUTUBE

glad osprey
past panther
feral mason
#

it isnt gooning if its from stealth

spice spire
feral mason
#

Must goon out of stealth

spice spire
#

Tisu hot as fuck

feral mason
spice spire
balmy condor
past panther
#

hahahah yessss

feral mason
#

Uncookable

balmy condor
#

wowhead guide sexy girl
find pre self mutilator
ass master not rogue

glad osprey
#

Wow

past panther
#

art

gritty laurel
#

pre transitional
ass master but not of rogues
whispyr girl picture

spring moat
balmy condor
#

not a girl, just act like one around my gf

spring moat
balmy condor
#

in my defense she's latina

#

I hold no power

glad osprey
#

it’s just an internet rule

spice spire
#

Fucking weebs

balmy condor
#

I just wanna be cute man

runic hinge
#

Same tbh

glad osprey
#

same

balmy condor
#

gonna clean shave and go on grindr to fish for compliments from bears

runic hinge
#

That’s why I play a nelf female and engi toy to vulpera

glad osprey
#

LMAO

rain wraith
#

wtf

cloud yew
glad osprey
#

I unironically play a vulpera , I find them cute asf and idc what anyone says about me

balmy condor
#

I played vulpera for 2 tiers

#

good race

#

one of the good ones

#

can't say that

#

nvm

glad osprey
#

I get bullied for it

feral mason
glad osprey
#

but at least I’m not a mechagnome

feral mason
#

whispyr is one of the good ones for sure

spice spire
glad osprey
#

or an earthen (they’re ugly asf change my mind)

balmy condor
#

yeah but they're hard as rock

glad osprey
#

the freaking textures wtf

#

just zoom in one them it looks so weird and low res

spice spire
#

Just like me during whispyr streams fr

balmy condor
#

bro what

spice spire
#

?

glad osprey
#

WOAH

past panther
#

just set your location to wherever there’s a political rally in America

#

those tend to crash grindr

balmy condor
#

only the republican ones

feral mason
#

grindr is such a shit app

#

never again

balmy condor
#

grindr crashes during the RNC but not the DNC

#

curious

glad osprey
#

I’m canadian

past panther
#

Closets be full

glad osprey
#

:D

spice spire
#

Grindr actually pissed me off conceptually

balmy condor
feral mason
#

bro people on there have no shame

#

its so odd

gritty laurel
#

yeah but the other attendees had anime girl profile pictures, how were they supposed to know it was a dude?

spice spire
#

Like it’s an open joke of “Grindr? I hardly know her!”

glad osprey
spice spire
#

But mfs don’t know any women on there

glad osprey
#

not just Grindr

feral mason
#

nahh

spice spire
#

Pissed

feral mason
#

not like this

#

ive had multiple instances where people sent their measurements as their very first message

#

they were like average

#

why even

#

idk

past panther
#

Isnt grindr explicitly a hook up app

#

Seems like a good place to have no shame

spring moat
spice spire
#

Aren’t all apps a hook up app?

glad osprey
#

I tried a few b4 because you get lonely and sad and the amount of weird pick up lines you get is just sm else

gritty laurel
#

"pumpers only, fast key"

feral mason
#

sorry i will refrain

#

this is bad ot

#

assa nerfs amirite?

spice spire
#

I’ve never used one in my life (and I won’t)

spring moat
#

I’m glad I’ve been married for 15 years and don’t have to deal with that bullshit

balmy condor
#

this is peak assa channel what you mean

glad osprey
spice spire
#

Real

glad osprey
#

The app wasn’t intended to be for pick ups only

past panther
balmy condor
#

it's 1pm on a monday what else are we gonna talk about

feral mason
#

whenever i do this rambling on outlaw i get bullied

runic hinge
past panther
#

i love talking about closeted republicans and hook ups

spring moat
feral mason
#

i am one of nobody

#

i just play everything

past panther
balmy condor
feral mason
glad osprey
#

I have a boyfriend but he bullies me for playing wow

balmy condor
#

(we haven't had an assa question in a half hour who cares)

past panther
#

why deathmark no mastery scaling

spring moat
past panther
#

blizzard bad

#

there

glad osprey
#

LMAO

balmy condor
#

my rule is that as long as it's friendly yapping and we are still answering questions and helping people who ask for it, it's fine

spice spire
glad osprey
#

I’m young asf , I haven’t met many other wow players in the same age group

#

I play the old person game

spice spire
#

I got nothing

glad osprey
#

(I’m 21)

balmy condor
#

if we start getting angry or people don't answer the questions

spice spire
#

Ur old by default

balmy condor
#

we start clampin

feral mason
runic hinge
#

Timmy is youngest person alive

spice spire
#

No one under the age of 74 plays wow

glad osprey
feral mason
#

i have yet to meet a person in this discord who is younger than me

balmy condor
thick juniper
#

I’m a sad lonely 37 year old, do I fit here?

feral mason
#

and ive been here like 2 years now

spice spire
#

Close enough bud

feral mason
spring moat
#

You’re officially old when you sneeze and throw out your back

glad osprey
#

I applaud you

spice spire
#

Welcome

glad osprey
#

everyone in my guild is like 30+

#

except one dude

spring moat
balmy condor
spice spire
#

You don’t die when you turn 30? Wtf

past panther
#

my name is timmy as well and i am not the youngest here

noble verge
#

Is the Ascendance dagger still worth crafting if you already have 2x Regicide? or is Dawnthread worth it in the long run?

runic hinge
feral mason
#

my name is not timmy madge

runic hinge
#

LOL

past panther
#

poser

spice spire
feral mason
#

there is lore behind this username

balmy condor
#

ascendance is technically best on offhand for raids

glad osprey
balmy condor
#

you wanna have any dagger at 639 in your main hand

spring moat
#

That’s a lot of fucking going on

limber lion
#

if dagger bigger ilvl, then put in main hand

#

if dagger smaller ilvl, put in offhand

#

:)

spice spire
balmy condor
#

and your offhand should either be another 639, or ascendance 636

glad osprey
#

Ye but ascendance gives that one effect

#

And idk if it’s worth having it for that alone

balmy condor
#

yeh

glad osprey
#

or if people just craft it because they have bad rng

feral mason
#

I used to play this shooter game when i was super young, played with an asian guy with a really bad accent who kept screaming "fiyee" every time we engaged the enemy instead of fire

#

so i was called that

balmy condor
#

it's worth for raids

feral mason
#

then I combined it with Tieme my real name

#

and now its this abomination

spice spire
#

I thought that was a meme in the fantasy league

noble verge
feral mason
#

no

spice spire
#

I see

limber lion
#

Dawnthread for m+

balmy condor
limber lion
#

bald

feral mason
#

wow he just called my legal name a meme

spice spire
#

Bro

feral mason
#

unacceptable

spice spire
#

Whispyr just calls me Riley

limber lion
#

fuck I didn't get a thumbs up

bright tartan
#

Hi is fatebound weaker in m+ than stalker?

limber lion
#

gg

gritty laurel
#

don't let that stop you from throwing your spare change at those mfs though

balmy condor
feral mason
#

why cant we just also play fatebound while playing deathstalker? we literally have millions of gold coins in our backpacks? just use those?

#

hello lizzard?

runic hinge
limber lion
#

one of us

spice spire
#

That was a top ten down bad comment

mystic osprey
limber lion
#

I wonder if someone has Rhoades as their first name

feral mason
limber lion
#

would probs make good friends with mr. Diet Pepsi

spice spire
feral mason
past panther
#

my 4th grade’s teachers government name was dusty dickey

glad osprey
#

o god

feral mason
#

??????

past panther
#

his parents were not kind to him

glad osprey
#

id get a name change fr

feral mason
#

at least they didnt make a typo with an m at the start of the name

#

instead of the d

spice spire
#

Same

limber lion
spice spire
#

Buddy’s father’s name was Richard Head

#

So like

gritty laurel
#

yeah you can't have a name like that and work at a school. kids are ruthless

spice spire
upper wraith
#

nice to meet you dick head

feral mason
#

If I wouldve been a girl my first name wouldve been Jurrian

balmy condor
tame agate
#

anyone know what addon/wa whispyr has that tracks button presses. thought it was details but that doesn't seem to work the same way

feral mason
#

i thank the gods every day im not a woman

gritty laurel
#

i used to know a Richard Dick, he leaned into the nicknames

feral mason
#

(not in that way just the name)

balmy condor
#

let me see if I have the link

spice spire
#

There was an old one too

#

Idk if it’s been updated

#

Trufigcd

#

Or some shit

feral mason
#

oh yeah btw guys

#

important

balmy condor
#

trufi is ass

feral mason
#

if zac ever comes in here call him zinc

spice spire
#

It was

feral mason
#

i told him its a combination of twink and zac and he is not a fan

limber lion
#

oh is he also part of the twink squad?

feral mason
tame agate
#

tyty sir, stay blessed

spice spire
#

Good shit

acoustic roost
#

does it use models kappa

balmy condor
balmy condor
#

:)

#

I checked

cerulean nest
spice spire
#

Wait did you update yours?

balmy condor
# cerulean nest why? lol

coded like shit and it just reads combat log for successful casts I think but it's got weird shit where it's casts from environment and it quadruple counts rupture and bone spikes and shit idk I did a delve with it at one point and it was full spamming a buff that the delve was giving me

#

it's just a bigger fps drop for an objectively bad addon

spice spire
balmy condor
spice spire
#

Hell yeah

balmy condor
#

it's crazy how trufi can exist when details built in gcd tracker is just better

#

and they spent like a week doing it

#

you have one job as an addon

#

legit the only thing it does

#

is track casts

#

and it can't do it

#

insane

cold sparrow
#

Hi, I am new to assa for m+ so I have a few beginner questions to try and understand it better:

  1. From the image on wowhead, the first ability from stealth is Ambush if we dont have Darkest Night ready, otherwise garrote and then skip ambush? I assume it is because of deathstalker marks?
  2. When going into CDs, we try to apply 5 garrotes and 5 ruptures and CT beforehand (Prio 1 of having enough energy?), getting caustic spatter up with mutilate, then building to 5+ CP so we can do (DM >) KB > Env spam basically?
  3. This is more specific, but what if KB comes off CD and we dont have any bleeds on pack yet (e.g. chain pull), do we try to maintain garrote on 3 targets and spread rupture to 5, CT up, and then go into KB > Env spam?
  4. Vanish is always used for DM, so either apply improved garrote before DM or re-apply when already up beforehand during DM?
  5. Shiv always during last 8 seconds of KB? (no leightweight shiv talented)

Sry for the huge block of text

limber lion
#

I already pressed the reply button but then I saw Whispyr typing

#

🫡

spice spire
#

Real

balmy condor
# cold sparrow Hi, I am new to assa for m+ so I have a few beginner questions to try and unders...
  1. yep, if you have darkest night up you would want to just use that instead of ambush
  2. situational, generally just want to use the carnage window to spread bleeds, or have enough energy up to be able to spam every gcd, but yes, generally bleeds -> cds -> envenom
  3. you don't spread garrote outside of carnage unless you REALLY need the energy from it, just get rupture up on your target, ct and hit kb that's fine
  4. in dungeons you generally want to vanish to give you a carnage window, 90% of the time if you're gonna press deathmark on something, you'll have a stealth to begin with anyway
  5. yes
wispy epoch
balmy condor
wispy epoch
#

🙂

cinder quartz
#

whispyr i appreciate ur ironwire opener->blackjack->iron wire callout in one of your previous streams

cerulean nest
#

should I basically just be using vanish for the roots on M ovinax since we don’t take improved garrote?