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indiana jones type shit, they grabbed the maps and the server room started filling with water and they had to find a way out before the entire room fills with water
classic trap
Focus on class then nerd
Pay attention 
I HATE CLASS
I LEARN BETTER TEACHING MYSELF
Bro you can’t say that in the year of our lord 2024
then teach yoself to pay attention bruh
give us a big red button to activate a hard mode "bonus round" after we finish a delve
Damn
candle boss on ??
that's like trying to teach a fish to breathe air. ADHD, ain't it a bitch
cant wait
you mean they should've made delves good? Delve should've been puzzle/trap sequences, tomb raider/indiana jones stuff to begin with
now they're basically just m+ but you click 4 urns on the ground
palace of lei shen type puzzle shit
tough :/
p much but theyre good for filling the vault on alts i cba pugging on 
it's a miracle i managed to find a way to (theoretically, if i keep at it) get through college. LITERALLY none of my dad's entire adhd riddled family (he's the 6th of 7 kids) made it through college except for the eldest (i am also the eldest)
players want loot not puzzles
i want puzzles :<
feed them to the gacha machines bruh
they aren't even good for filling vaults cause the best way to fill your delve vault is killing zekvir 8x in a row
this shit is supposed to be evergreen content they slapped on the front box of the expansion man
ok you have a point
blizz will nerf that to kill fun and convenience. surprised they haven't yet
aside from this week (due to being an emphasis on delves) i literally only do like 4 bountifuls a week (all in 1 day). that last vault slot can go fuck itself
pvp players tearing their hair out
i dont even do any on my main anymore
it's actually so strange that the "new endgame pillar" got crushed in 2 weeks and then completely ignored
like
what are we doing
zekvir ? 8x on every alt for free loot
i gave like 3 attempts to ?? and then said id go back for it and then didnt lol
there was a new bg and solo rbg's pvp is saved wdym
yea tbh 8x ?? zekvir for myth track vault. they should do it
feels like delves need a whole system rework in 11.1 and 11.2
i think there are like 3 delves that are good.
I think having mechanics you can exploit to speed up the dungeons is interessting.
E.g. i found it funny to test if i can beat the timer to reach the technical instance limit on a 8 delve
(you need to finish a delve every 5 minutes to do so, i can get folly down to 4 mintues)
and maybe they actually become an "endgame pillar" by midnight
obviously i have no clue what i'm talking about, i don't pvp 
I get 1800 for the appearence cause i love full sets
I lost count on zekvir but eventually couldn't enter anymore

zekvir ? takes me around 1:45
well
less now with gear
this week it was 1:15
so everything comes back up by the time I run back in
was just perma in out in out in out in out
as assassin?
haha ye esp. on ? became a meme
yeah
outlaw only a bigger deal on tier ??
they're kinda an awkward spot i think cuz in my main guild people blasted through all the delves solo even after the difficulty spike but
?? is still about getting good rng
I haven't tried it yet really
I did like 1-2 attempts and it made me fully miserable so I just gave up
i did it on sub for like 3 tries but got annoyed by rng stuff
my side guild who i usually have to uh, assist over the finish line to aotc last week, still finds them challenging and none of them go solo
feel like killing spree is necessary for it
you can remove the slow with vanish
I did mage tower within 3 hours of it going live but zekvir ?? makes me actually angry
i literally have not touched Zekvir
waiting to get the void-reaper combo on outlaw just to style on him. (Tbh making friends with literally ethereal royalty that is also an assassin is just super fuckin cool imo, outlaw or assassin)
Delves are stupid
only outlaw has vanish up enough to cleanse every slow with it
in legion?
yeah
nice
this is something i have been wondering, as end game "peak" content, how does Zekvir and it's various difficulties compare to mage tower
Brann dispells every 3rd, but if you time it decently with intermissions and cast it can be every second
i cant remember that far back but im gonna go ahead and say i was right l bozo
i miss legion mage tower
Zekvir?? Took about 7 tries as sin. Just dodge big one shot and stack the heal potions and you’re golden
i mean watch ranged classes do it and feel angry. its a big advantage to never have him drop his fear circle on the egg
on assa, zekvir ? is a joke and ?? is incomparable to mage tower
IT DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE, IT'S STILL THERE (just requires legion timewalking iirc)
You objectively were not.
You just saw something was mitigated while you were feinting when it was devo aura mitigating.
ok fair but also like i did it already i want that style content but updated for every expansion
L bozo
stream it or post it to youtube, would love to see sin rogue beat it. obviously not saying its impossible but am interested how you dealt with the spittles
?? is basically a game of can you tank melee hits and get good rng on mechanics
He melees too hard, if brann dies, and you don't get lucky with casts stopping his autos, you are f'd at ~622
yeah
zekvir oneshotting bran can also be a quick whipe
You can vanish the spittle as well, let bran dispel one. The potions on the floor give a stacking HoT. Use amorphous relic and arrowhead
he kills my brann too fast atm but i think he's only like 35 or someshit
bran gets aggro and he loves to reset the encounter
zekvir feels like you're doing the tank version of the fight
cause I'm 625 equipped and getting auto'd for 40-50% of my health
lmao
how do i make a thread for my logs
if brann is dead the vanish resets the boss. are you taking 2 charges of vanish? like i said its possible but using cloak/bran dispell/2 vanish charges would be tight margins. would like to watch it
By posting
i haven't taken a look at like the ilvl of mythic raiders but you are now my new highest benchmark of ilvl
previous highest was a 619 brewmaster monk that i was running a grim butthole with. (saw him on saturday)
outlaw was just much easier to KS every dot
zekvir is the mage tower if the mage tower were generic and they tried to give all the classes the same challenge except now none of them can do it cuz it's a tanking/heal/dps challenege all in one
Bro
My brann was level 37 and didn’t have an issue with him dying
i wish my brann edition was as useful as yours
this sounds ?
i asked yesterday if someone could look and they said to make a thread using the !log but it didn’t work
Cloak spittle as well
still no skardyns
that only works in the other channels
if youre vanishing spittles then brann will get aggro. he doesnt run out of fears and will take those hits
they have much more manpower
They’re not users of this channel then
I have the achieve and mount 🙂
Buddy I bet I lift more than the other channels wdym
ok so i just do it in another channel
Big L bro
I hard carried that. It was a mythic raider carrying his 2 shitter dps (both were sub 600) through a 4 butthole. I was 1st in dps as an outlaw and the tank was 2nd. I feel bad for the healer b/c I think it was a pug healer....
like i said, would like to see the video of it. im sure there are people that can do it as sin but would also be interested to see how your brann never dies
No just post here
yeah but how much horsepower do the others have
I’ll review
ok
There is a sin rogue video on YouTube I used as reference. If you have Mad Queens Mandate it helps nuke the webbing mob too
it's chill, we're stuck in ovi'nax prison and I'm double passive trinkets 
the length of the fight is also a bit too long
yeah that does help, but killing the egg wasnt my problem on sin it was the dot
i feel like i have a hard time in low buttholes cuz the tank just pulls like 2 mobs
and then the next 2
the worst part is I kept farming butthole for rings (I need a champ track crit/mast ring for my sin spec and a champ track crit/vers ring for my outlaw spec) and i got ANOTHER skardyns 
quake why did i have a 27 parse last night
ofc thats gear dependent but even 8 delves feel like hitting HP sponges
(i died)
what 2 you running?
Brann Level 50
iLevel 614
Spec: CMQA27SZpS4XnmFfcXRqkppuwbMzMzMGAAAAAAAzixsNDAAAAAAtsNzMDzMGzMz2sMYMmZmZGzMzYzyMGgNzyADYJYbYCMsMA
Consumes: Flask of Tempered Aggression, Food Buff + Brann Food Buff
This is the video I watched for reference
Anyone that can thread pls thread 
sweet is this you?
crystal and void contract 
oih gotcha
Naw
refused to use the transmitter that dropped from raid
uh I have the dawnbreaker crystal and a hero track ritual knife
will never be as goated as branch my love
how stonks is ritual knife? can you explain why is good?
if you use it, i recommend using a weakaura
it's a bunch of passive agi
and uh
currently have champ track broodsac and skardyns but they both still 606 since I got them after i spent all my crests for the week
that's it
Epic Log Review
it's like a reverse trinket
how much does the "minus 3200 secondary stat" proc happen?
not a ton
ye it's a giant stat stick with you gambling on the loss of stats
if you want to have the worse time, try to use transmitter on a 30 man ovinax heroic
idk about gambling
so like....if you get the debuff, do you hold off sending your deathmark combo or do you still just send it?
It says low but like Fuu said you can get a WA to track the debuff and cloak it off
proof??
you don't track it at all
oh nvm this is huge stonks then.
I'm running double passive rn to avoid this exact scenario
you can see what stat you have with a weakaura and cloak only the bad ones off
my 2 braincells are on 110% workload already trying to dodge shit. no need to add something else and inevitably forget about it and lose the buff or mistime it
please don't cloak your ritual knife 
haha unlcky tho, sub has no bad stats
XDDDD
this is why i am here. trying to learn and understand
doesn't assassin also have no bad stats?
meanwhile, outlaw over there hating mastery and only needing so much haste.
on my sikran kill this week the debuff was 10% uptime
oh i did mean assassiantion
sub keeps haste
it's not bad
or crit
(that said i am really eager to try the KIR build later in the xpac once that haste threshold is more easily achieved)
!wa
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
it's just a lot of agi and it's good and you let it do its thing and gg
ahhh so you're saying keep cloak for actually deadly mechanics
yes
i think armin does it too, so at least two sub rogues actively do it
armin is a degenerate you should see our dms
he knows what he's done
@silk bane

getting reduced stats is deadly for my parse, though. 


which one of you is the escaped cutthroat rare that escaped from violet hold
@spice spire dont you dare look up proof
i have another one for you
"do I cloak ritual knife if it procs outside of cooldowns"
!stupidquestion
can i make a whispyr copy for chat gpt that just answer dumb sin questions? /s
is it a dps gain to use sprint or shadowstep for scroll of momentum?
outlaw has so much passive movespeed increase that the scroll unironically competes with most m+ trinkets
the amount of people I've had to correct because "sims sprint to make it good" and I have to go "no they don't"

like void reaper contract + scroll is unironically simming best for me
and my target dummy damage replicates that sim so
how did he kill this egg before it hatched? mandate?
frying pan
vibes
sunny side upped that bitch
shadowstep also gives a short ms boost, always happy to give people more option to burn defensive/utility for minor benefits
default nameplates is crazy though
killed with kindness (and this gun i found)
I stopped watching when i saw him build to 7 for rupture twice
Imagine not using Whispyr brand plater
me on outlaw when i can restless blades my way through a 60 second cooldown in 10 seconds (with the power of gambling)
you don't need to kill it, can kick the add too worse case
tbf i don't use ANY plater.
(no offense whispyr, i'm sure your plater is great)
he did kill it tho, im asking how. it had 20% health left with .5s left on cast then it just died like executed
was he sin?
yes
Demise 🤓
nah, let the egg hatch and multidot, for the parse 
Brann Level 50
iLevel 614
Spec: CMQA27SZpS4XnmFfcXRqkppuwbMzMzMGAAAAAAAzixsNDAAAAAAtsNzMDzMGzMz2sMYMmZmZGzMzYzyMGgNzyADYJYbYCMsMA
Consumes: Flask of Tempered Aggression, Food Buff + Brann Food Buff
parsing zekvir
I think it's crazy how many more procs outlaw gets from contract than other specs
dont think it was SD as he did a big hit and it had a sliver left
fuu do we shadowstep the start of the scroll or the end? 🙂 Is there a timeline weakaura for the scroll like we have for kingsbane 🙂 would be very helpful. 🙂 Currently running ritual knife + scroll of momentum, am cloaking ritual knife debuff and sprint/step for scroll 🙂 wondering if I can optimize since it is a lot to track 🙂 thank you in advances for any helping
ethereal princess best friends with the pirate. Buddy Cop movie live fliming.
god this thought just popped into my head
sheer willpower
Ethereal assassin GF that literally hides in your shadow because she is too afraid to be seen in public but wants to spend time with you
assassinates anyone that looks at you funny (after you apply queensbane to the target)
dm me if this is you
plz help me I am so lonely
does distance traveled with shadowstep momentarely count towards your movement speed?
(it does not, but i think the question is fun)
how to calculate instantaeneous velocity of your character
if i move 40 feet in less than 0.25 seconds do I break the sound barrier?
buddy you broke the physics engine.
!up
speed of light? nah, speed of shadow(step)
TO BE FAIR if you apply real life physics to wow, you wouldn't even need scroll of momentum, you would slam into your target hard enough to kill you and chunk whatever boss you are fighting (like Link's hookshot)
40 feet in like 2 frames?
fun fact, characters in wow move extremely fast compared to real life
god I wish. "can I setup a macro or something to time my shadowstep on tick of scroll"

frame perfect shadowstep
a question. if using deathstalker and elusiveness, what dr stacks with what? Additively? multiplicatively? etc.
Not sure if trying to stack evasion+feint DR is worth it or I should try to spread them instead.
we could dodge flying spells (projectiles) for a while with well timed shadowstep

a raid full of rogues and you all just do 20 second pulls with evasion trying to get the frame perfect step so the scroll instantly one shots the boss with infinite damage
DR's are all multipliers
sounds wod like
reminds me of when i found this rare in azj-kahet, the maddened siegebomber. It does this move where it flies up and like body slams a bomb back down onto you
if you shadowstep as it lands you can keep dpsing but dodge the damage
literal "omae wa mou shinderiu" moment
so if you have 20% from elusiveness evasion, 20% from bait and switch, and 20% from feint for example
wait do we still wax mh?
a "sneak peek" if you will
you take 100 damage, it gets reduced to 80, then it gets reduced to 66 then 55
you can
you can shadowstep the jump in the legion halls dungeon to prevent bleed application
appreciate it
there are actually some good applications of step
step is so god damn useful
and it helps that it's a fuckin meme
"nothin personal kid"
on your higher item level, as it seems the proc scales with weapon item level

Anyway
It happens and life moves on
get rekt da psp man
i like how I made a joke in my raid discussion channel about ignoring adds to keep dpsing boss (instead of hard swapping to adds) and now I get dog piled like I ignore all mechanics and only care about my parse 🫠
They’re real for that
based raid group
guess at 3ilvl diff it doesnt matter
(guys seriously did i fuck up? am i supposed to hard swap to adds??? I thought we dps boss and spatter the adds?)
Which boss?
Rashan you cannot spatter
Broodtwister you should switch
Silken Court just blast boss I guess
switch what
slut
I'm sure you can figure it out
ct and funnel boss, what switch
ok but also even on heroic (my guild is just a casual heroic guild) the adds die SO FAST
but for BB horror i do hard swap. For Ovinax, what should I do? I hard swap to worms that are way out of the way of the boss but do I really like hard swap to the tank spiders or whatever?
No, you just CT everything on blast boss
Can you feint the icy blades from city of thread's 2nd boss ?
And yeah on Rash you don't have to switch because they die
I wouldn't play CT on heroic ovi'nax for what it's worth
heroic has half as many adds and they die hella quick
Normally I just run pure ST with spatter on ovinaxx (again we are just on heroic so it's not a huge deal) but is it werf going CT? The ads STILL die pretty fast as it is and I top the dps meters too
just play normal spec with spatter and cleave from boss, spread ruptures on some adds
some rupture snipe here and there
yeh
I did a kill and CT was my top damage
And gzrrote?
that sounds really wrong
I mean it's a pug group
was that an all assassination group
The adds don't really die instantly
They might die in a full guild group
with big boys
but certainly didn't on a pug group
i dont bother with garrote on adds unless i just refreshed it on boss and i comes off cd right when i target swap to some spider
like if a worm is out in bumfuk nowhere i WILL hard swap to that worm and try to interrupt if I can
but also we literally got our first heroic ovinax kill LAST WEEK (I was absent the previous week and they couldn't kill it then)
Is there a cheat sheet ? Or common sense ? Imma experiment on reset and see myself. Between caustic and not per boss basis
A cheat sheet for what?
We have two dks and a warrior. I can’t compete for aoe lmao
Just look at what people are doing on Warcraftlogs
think he's trying to identify where caustic is bait
And copy their builds
Generally just running the single target build with Spatter will serve you right on every boss
except siikran
or princess
I personally do not care enough to swap even on Sikran
fair enough
Boss dies even without me specing into 1% more damage
hi guys. im trying to understand what my priority should be in a pack regarding our dots. I open normally doting everything and pressing the big cds. should i care about refreshing the dots or should i keep playing around caustic and envenoms. i am asking cause some vods of people dont bother much to refresh them
Really situational
If you need the energy and the mobs live long enough, it is a good idea to reapply some dots, mainly Ruptures
But if the pack is going to die soon regardless, there's really no point throwing out Ruptures and wasting the CP
Sudden Demise does help with it a bit
/wa
Can't really say what to do and when, it's kinda up to you to decide and figure out if the mobs survive long enough
!wa
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LE's Group
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Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
!wa
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
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Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
thanks for the answer 🙏
If things are dying I don’t bother re up with dots instead I just play the death stalker mini game where I try to execute the lowest health ones with the keystone
i mean i havent been running anything past 8, and there hasnt been a pack that survives before rupture expires in my experience
unless you got some dollar general dps
There might be some individual mobs that need redotting, but usually it's like 1 or 2 mobs and that's it
And not worth trying to get to 5 Scent stacks
Like the big boys in Grim Batol
Before the 3rd boss
Learning sin, do I want to be playing around these combo points?
is there any guide or system out there for kick / cc assignments. one that I guess most of the high key push groups are using?
no they're strictly decorative
nah. if you hit them playing normally then good, but don't do stuff like Poisoned Knife to try and land on one
but seriously, what he said, also theyre reworking it for the 20th anni patch
and it's going away essentially
Not really, just whoever kicks the fastest wins
High tier push groups might have assignments
lol
but that's not something that any pugs or whatever do or use
typically if it's assigned it's an auto-marker and at the start of the key it's just "rogue get green, warrior get blue, mage get red"
whats the recommended embelishment for assa atm the guide sugest 2 times crit but i see a lot of people with the mainweapon craft
Yeah voice good
and if you don't have something assigned you just kinda know to fallback to second kick on an add
!craft
Preferences currently are wrist/belt/dagger for embellishment depending on what you go for
Darkmoon Sigil Ascension (dagger) + Writhing Banding (wrist) is generally "the best" in raid, but has ramp time and is worse in m+
2x Dawnthread (wrist/belt) is generally the best in m+ and not far behind of Ascencion/Banding for raids. Equal in single target at 80% uptime
Craft a dagger if you're unlucky and don't get one and are down bad and crying about your pathetic little 580 main hand dagger. Put Ascencion on it
If you have a big dagger in your main hand already read the above and pick whatever you prefer
that being said when do we get the Poisoned Knife role icons for the ranged generator enthusiasts
negative
rarely assigned in pugs until its high keys where everything one shots u 
@glad osprey would love that, wouldn't you <3
there's that thingy idk if it's in whispyrs plater or i stole it from somewhere else that colors the mobs based on like if it's a prio interrupt man or not
LOL
Yeah many profiles use mythic+ colors for interrupts
you’d be proud i haven’t used poisoned knife in 24 hours

Delete this nephew
record
Ok thanks, so if it's lit up and I'm at the point to Envenom or whatever, use it, if I don't hit the extra dmg from it , don't stress it basically?
HES SOBER
ye i had to change it to color the names and not the bars though
big
SHE SOBER
1 day clean
ITS OKAY, THE AA TOKENS DONT DISCRIMINATE BASED ON GENDER
Shaking already
yah just about, any finisher besides slice n' dice
I will though
At one year, you get a coin next to your name like Vhispyr here

I'm a monster
did we not want to use er points on rupture back in sl? or am i misremembering
HUH
that's why I'm 800mg of caffeine
Using er in SL
thats so hot

i take 800mg of piss intravenously
didn't matter
(We didn’t use that dogshit ability except first bit of xpac)
I have improved but I’m still parsing sad but I think it’s because I’m just not really used to melee and my uptime kinda sucks too now
so many issues
like technically even now, rupture is the better ER cast but it never lines up
so it's whatever
if it happens to line up like that then fine
i think im remembering wrong anyway cuz i think i was sub for a good part of sl
drunk raids automatically improve your dps
idk
We improve over time.
As long as you aim to keep getting better, you will

Yeah it’s usually how it is
i was like 90% of the way to being an alcoholic during the lockdown so the memory dont member so good
I don’t expect to be god tier in like 3 days of playing the spec
what a wise dog
god you guys are so positive in here what the fuck man
there's a million little things to optimize, you'll get it with some practice
you killing the doomer vibe
where's the people showing up to call the buff tomorrow a nerf
There is yeah
need that negativity in my life to fuel me
ok sorry. SIN NERF ON RESET
some people need positive reinforcement, I need pure negative reinforcement
tea change going to ruin the class
rah WE ARE GETTING NERFED, WHERE BIS LIST WHERE STAT PRIORITY?
am I doing my part?
MUCH BETTER
Check the foreverguy Twitter account babe
I FEEL ANGRY ALREADY
What’s the tea change? I keep hearing people talk about Thai
THANK YOU
fuck i could go for thai rn
Automatic tea at 30 energy
tea is becoming a passive
🕺
didn't it get changed to a smaller threshold?
I lurk a lot just soaking up info, without trying to being an ass but it's definitely better than some other class discs out there from what I've seen.
You had more context, it's fine
well it's still an active if you wanna active it
thought it was 15
Huh idk how I feel about that but I guess as a newbie I do appreciate one less thing to optimize
We complete each other
idnt it?
Yes
Babe?
It's still an active
That’s gonna be kinda weird since wouldn’t it waste charges
With a passive part
they should go for passive or active it’s weird to have it in between
No
Having it be both is the perfect solution
If you want to optimize, you press it
how do you have 50 channels for a single spec
why is discussion and questions separate i dont know what goes where
the only channel I religiously read is #1146207476983812117
This isn’t a lot I think
given some of the other class discords and the things I hear being friends with their mod staff... I know 
questions could flood people talking about other things like discussing buff / nerf and like
where can i find a guide
just talking about the spec in general
!guide
Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

I actually like the monk setup way more than ours
damn
but I got voted down on changing it
always
im always terrified the people there are gonna be like YOURE IN THE WRONG CHANNEL WITH THIS
so with the caustic nerf is it even worth running anymore? or maybe after this huge nerf we just all go play d4 instead i guess
YES
so i like delete and post stuff int he other channel then
THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED
There you go Whispyr
Think 99% of people don’t give a fuck
raw doomium
It's been summoned
the most powerful element
The doomage
you summoned the doomsday
Bureaucracy is weird to do when someone is being legitimate
honestly I don’t think we’ll see until some testing is actually done

she
"worth running anymore" was finely crafted sir
excuse you
She
She
Pardon me
LOL
misgendering in my inclusive discord cev?
You’re pardoned
Fuck
No that’s the swamp bud
Take me out
you come to the point where 9/10 times I don’t correct people anymore
By Franz Ferdinand?
I still do occasionally but then it kills my brain cells
the world war 2 guy? 
i just embrace the he idc
World War I
or was that 1
But pop off bestie
there's just been so many
is it still worth running daggers on assa after this nerf? Should we not just cosplay outlaw with a mace mh so we can get actually good damage cleave with blade flurry? (50%)
I can't count that high
Yeahh LOL
the ww2 guy was named something like hitler i think
Was also a one hit wonder band in the 2000s
yeah I've heard of that guy I think
idk about you but if i hit someone in the head with a mace im p sure theyre gonna be assassinated
real
Maybe for u but I’m different
wow players are something else though, had a new guy join the little guild im in and the first thing he says in vc during raid is “DO I HEAR A WOMAN”
have you tried going to the gym so you can lift a real mace?
Sword makes bigger wounds so would do more bleed damage? Blizzard hello?
gonna make you a 300 pound mace like thors hammer

sorry that was me
its just gamers in general,
Honestly, never have. Never lifted a day in my life
Damn
that's alright you can probably bench more than me anyway unless youre also a woman
i just scream “do i hear a cute man” every time i hear a feminine male voice in vc
you're so real for that
where's the screenshot from my youtube chat
quake do you have it
I can only do 175kg :/
I guess I don’t have that problem since my wife plays guardian in the same room
Hold pls
Bench 175?!???
wtf
Yeah
I love this
Have we not gone over this
Dog?
She gets big mad and mythic plus it starts calling people fuckers
benching is the only way i know what that is in freedom units
big number tho
sorry
do you go "DO I HEAR A WOMAN?" when she queues her mic?
im ok now
man's benching 400 pounds
composed
LOL
there’s always one though, that’s the thing
Always
no matter what I do
Unironically though
it's 2024
“I’m a man”
Being bi i treat everyone equally (horny)
just introduce yourself as a twink
I solved sexism
and see how they react
tell people you're a little boy, surely that won't take a darker turn 
wait

method josh pov
real
385 dude
Jesus LMAO
Chill
average minecraft youtuber from your childhood pov
/wa
be nice be respectful be nice 
!wa
Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
LE's Rogue Collection
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Plater
goated
Thanks, I'm half asleep
No worries king
which is perfectly adequate 
Nah and I’m def less than that rn. Ended up ripping a lat somehow.
So like.
I’m only doing 90s for rows/chest work and lower for arms and stuff. It’s depressing stuff
i was born with thick ass legs
the only thing im kinda crazy at is sandbag carries
could lift the 100kg one off the ground and waddle like 50m with it
thicc
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
Another question, apologies if I overlooked it, in st or cleve, still don't use FoK for the Deaths talker hero talent or is it used only in that window? Or just strictly AoE regardless.
thighs
yes until you buy jeans
like even if i lost the 15kg i need to lose
this would still be an issue
legit
Thighs have been an issue in buying pants for like
christ tearing a major muscle 🫡 hope you recover speedily
20 years for me
We’re a month out
Pissed that it happened
But rehabbing it well
Yeah I’m extremely based for that too
yeah i feel you, rough on the mental
I wanna go to the gym but I should be going to bed
Was week one
and I'm also feelint a bit sick
Gym in the am
gg
I can't do gym in the morning
Wtf
@glad osprey first time chatter in my stream btw
I only go during the night because there's barely any people there
Definitely not a morning person
honestly pretty based
I was looking for ass master
wtf LMAO
thats a good one too
did you find that one
some people my god
FELLAS is it gay to talk in your natural voice
do you guys know about some good video on assa guide?
depends if your natural voice sounds gay
No that’s the one I missed
my youtube only has bad ones that are way too long
okay I go find
Extremely. That’s why I always use my natural voice; to fight the stereotypes
My mouth is dry as hell man this took 4 hours I am too ADHD for this youtube thing
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Written Guides
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/guide/classes/rogue/assassination/overview-pve-dps
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue
Ravenholdt Disco...
Start there
No, when she queue up her Mike, I always say you woke up the bear which is always funny to me because she plays a guardian druid and it never gets old at least to me

looking good:D like the graphic design
???
That line goes so hard
TTHIS is the best one
poetry
Holy
LOL
REAL
wtf
Was that because of your hair color or is he jealous?
modern day shakespeare
no it's cause he saw my pfp on wowhead

For sure it’s bars
and got upset that Im not a girl
So did I bud :/
lol
sees this and goes "OH SHIT SHE MUST BE HOT IRL"
MUST GO GOON ON YOUTUBE
wtf lmao
Can we turn this into like a 2 part haiku
it isnt gooning if its from stealth
Wdym fembait
Must goon out of stealth
Tisu hot as fuck


let me count syllables
hahahah yessss
Uncookable
wowhead guide sexy girl
find pre self mutilator
ass master not rogue
Wow
art
pre transitional
ass master but not of rogues
whispyr girl picture
I mean, I noticed the same thing I saw you were live one time that’s not a girl. OK whatever still plays real good
yeah sorry
not a girl, just act like one around my gf
I really don’t care lol
honestly if I see an anime girl 99/100 times it’s a guy irl
it’s just an internet rule
Fucking weebs
Same tbh
same
gonna clean shave and go on grindr to fish for compliments from bears
That’s why I play a nelf female and engi toy to vulpera
LMAO
literally me
wtf
you are a cute patootie ❤️
I unironically play a vulpera , I find them cute asf and idc what anyone says about me
I played vulpera for 2 tiers
good race
one of the good ones
can't say that
nvm
I get bullied for it

but at least I’m not a mechagnome
whispyr is one of the good ones for sure
The grungler has reentered chat
or an earthen (they’re ugly asf change my mind)
yeah but they're hard as rock
Just like me during whispyr streams fr
bro what

?
WOAH
just set your location to wherever there’s a political rally in America
those tend to crash grindr
only the republican ones
I’m canadian
Closets be full
:D
Grindr actually pissed me off conceptually
not a fan of the lifestyle eh?
yeah but the other attendees had anime girl profile pictures, how were they supposed to know it was a dude?
Like it’s an open joke of “Grindr? I hardly know her!”
all dating apps tho
But mfs don’t know any women on there
not just Grindr
nahh
Pissed
not like this
ive had multiple instances where people sent their measurements as their very first message
they were like average
why even
idk
We bully a person in our guild for playing a mechagnome
Aren’t all apps a hook up app?
I tried a few b4 because you get lonely and sad and the amount of weird pick up lines you get is just sm else
weiner parses 
"pumpers only, fast key"
I’ve never used one in my life (and I won’t)
I’m glad I’ve been married for 15 years and don’t have to deal with that bullshit
this is peak assa channel what you mean
Not really but the culture around it is yeah
Real
The app wasn’t intended to be for pick ups only
My younger brother unironically schizoposts on dating apps like this
it's 1pm on a monday what else are we gonna talk about
whenever i do this rambling on outlaw i get bullied
My brother used to say Facebook is there for people who didn’t get laid in high school to have a chance
i love talking about closeted republicans and hook ups
One of us, one of us
our chat is as cohesive as outlaw is as a spec
it isn’t
sorry cough KEEP CHANNELS ON TOPIC
ok pre mutilate man
I have a boyfriend but he bullies me for playing wow
(we haven't had an assa question in a half hour who cares)
why deathmark no mastery scaling
I think you mean an ex-boyfriend
LMAO
my rule is that as long as it's friendly yapping and we are still answering questions and helping people who ask for it, it's fine
Dog I literally was somehow taken for 13 years just by kinda doing nothing
I’m young asf , I haven’t met many other wow players in the same age group
I play the old person game
I got nothing
(I’m 21)
if we start getting angry or people don't answer the questions
Ur old by default
we start clampin
im 19
Timmy is youngest person alive
No one under the age of 74 plays wow
ok that’s a record
i have yet to meet a person in this discord who is younger than me
hey king
I’m a sad lonely 37 year old, do I fit here?
and ive been here like 2 years now
Close enough bud

You’re officially old when you sneeze and throw out your back
I applaud you
Welcome
That’s the best kind of guilds
age is just a number on the internet (as long as its higher than 18)
You don’t die when you turn 30? Wtf
my name is timmy as well and i am not the youngest here
Is the Ascendance dagger still worth crafting if you already have 2x Regicide? or is Dawnthread worth it in the long run?
YouTuber speaking
Just inside
my name is not timmy 
LOL
yeah it's good
poser
Timothy*
there is lore behind this username
ascendance is technically best on offhand for raids
I’m wondering the same tbh is it better to have an ascendance dagger with a blood kissed whatever the fuck or is it better just to have the blood kissed whatever the fuck
you wanna have any dagger at 639 in your main hand
That’s a lot of fucking going on
if dagger bigger ilvl, then put in main hand
if dagger smaller ilvl, put in offhand
:)

and your offhand should either be another 639, or ascendance 636
Ye but ascendance gives that one effect
And idk if it’s worth having it for that alone
yeh
or if people just craft it because they have bad rng
I used to play this shooter game when i was super young, played with an asian guy with a really bad accent who kept screaming "fiyee" every time we engaged the enemy instead of fire
so i was called that
it's worth for raids
Wait
I thought that was a meme in the fantasy league

how about M+ though?
no
I see
Dawnthread for m+
dawnthread
bald
wow he just called my legal name a meme
Bro
unacceptable
Brother my legal name is a meme wdym
Whispyr just calls me Riley
fuck I didn't get a thumbs up
Hi is fatebound weaker in m+ than stalker?
gg
Yes
don't let that stop you from throwing your spare change at those mfs though
cause I'm tryna make a movie dawg
why cant we just also play fatebound while playing deathstalker? we literally have millions of gold coins in our backpacks? just use those?
hello lizzard?
Unlucky you’re just another one in the sea of red
it's true :(
one of us
Brother you good?
That was a top ten down bad comment
😭
I wonder if someone has Rhoades as their first name

would probs make good friends with mr. Diet Pepsi

rhoades first name is crazy
my 4th grade’s teachers government name was dusty dickey
o god
??????
his parents were not kind to him
id get a name change fr
Same
So is X Æ A-12
yeah you can't have a name like that and work at a school. kids are ruthless

nice to meet you dick head
If I wouldve been a girl my first name wouldve been Jurrian
cheap on the blizzard store
anyone know what addon/wa whispyr has that tracks button presses. thought it was details but that doesn't seem to work the same way
i thank the gods every day im not a woman
i used to know a Richard Dick, he leaned into the nicknames
(not in that way just the name)
it's a wa from zac
let me see if I have the link
trufi is ass
if zac ever comes in here call him zinc
It was
i told him its a combination of twink and zac and he is not a fan
oh is he also part of the twink squad?
basically TrufiGCD, except a lot less code cheers for the initial i
with what he feeds himself he has to be
tyty sir, stay blessed
Good shit
does it use models 
no like trufi is just actual trash
why? lol
coded like shit and it just reads combat log for successful casts I think but it's got weird shit where it's casts from environment and it quadruple counts rupture and bone spikes and shit idk I did a delve with it at one point and it was full spamming a buff that the delve was giving me
it's just a bigger fps drop for an objectively bad addon

yes
Hell yeah
it's crazy how trufi can exist when details built in gcd tracker is just better
and they spent like a week doing it
you have one job as an addon
legit the only thing it does
is track casts
and it can't do it
insane
Hi, I am new to assa for m+ so I have a few beginner questions to try and understand it better:
- From the image on wowhead, the first ability from stealth is Ambush if we dont have Darkest Night ready, otherwise garrote and then skip ambush? I assume it is because of deathstalker marks?
- When going into CDs, we try to apply 5 garrotes and 5 ruptures and CT beforehand (Prio 1 of having enough energy?), getting caustic spatter up with mutilate, then building to 5+ CP so we can do (DM >) KB > Env spam basically?
- This is more specific, but what if KB comes off CD and we dont have any bleeds on pack yet (e.g. chain pull), do we try to maintain garrote on 3 targets and spread rupture to 5, CT up, and then go into KB > Env spam?
- Vanish is always used for DM, so either apply improved garrote before DM or re-apply when already up beforehand during DM?
- Shiv always during last 8 seconds of KB? (no leightweight shiv talented)
Sry for the huge block of text
Real
- yep, if you have darkest night up you would want to just use that instead of ambush
- situational, generally just want to use the carnage window to spread bleeds, or have enough energy up to be able to spam every gcd, but yes, generally bleeds -> cds -> envenom
- you don't spread garrote outside of carnage unless you REALLY need the energy from it, just get rupture up on your target, ct and hit kb that's fine
- in dungeons you generally want to vanish to give you a carnage window, 90% of the time if you're gonna press deathmark on something, you'll have a stealth to begin with anyway
- yes
Mid-combat, vanish comes up, should we be re-initiating with ambush first or just go straight into garrote and ruptures?
🙂
whispyr i appreciate ur ironwire opener->blackjack->iron wire callout in one of your previous streams
Wait that’s a thing…?!
should I basically just be using vanish for the roots on M ovinax since we don’t take improved garrote?






