assassination

[blazing jewel]

pedro but everytime whisp says HIYA it speeds up

[past forum]

[silk bane]

[slate crown]

I can test something if you need

[balmy condor]

Cosplay stream for day 1 leveling every time I stealth between quest mobs I throw a smoke bomb irl

[normal mist]

Oh nice! It "seems" that the DN tooltip changed in beta, it seems nahj (a pvper) was looking at it on stream and the conversation started about it on #pvp

[spice surge]

Probably a pvp only nerf if i had to guess

[normal mist]

I thought the same but got no confirmation

[earnest remnant]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2173719168?t=1h1m35s
is this really the voice you want in your ears at night?

[blazing jewel]

yea

[drifting cloud]

answer is yes (didnt click video)

[blazing jewel]

I really liked when you roasted my guild for watching twilight in voice

and then you went to bed and we were still watching it when you woke up

[earnest remnant]

i dont even remember doing that

[blazing jewel]

[earnest remnant]

i remember that raid i linked with timestamp i woke up 2 minutes before raid xD

[balmy condor]

I wish you’d say unholy things to me in barely understandable danish

[blazing jewel]

is that when you took your magmorax adventure

[earnest remnant]

nah

thats waaaaaay older

only thing you'd hear there is me cursing for 5min straight

it was a raid where i had not slept for 2 days

it was a funny night

i was unhinged that evening

had a guy go "im receeding your invitation" to someone i in the raid i dont remember who
and you just had me in the background going

"only thing receeding is your hairline"

[sinful vapor]

for raid which spec is better ? can do high dmg!

[earnest remnant]

on prepatch?

Assa

[weak nebula]

Mythic+ Bleed
Mythic+ Hybrid
Mythic+ Cleave
which is better for low keys? 🙂

bleed?

[earnest remnant]

bleed yeh

the one with Sudden demise

[weak nebula]

oh ok nice ty

[nimble tartan]

@balmy condor i just read your review of the deathstalker tree from June, so well written!

[balmy condor]

Thanks, a little late on the draw king

[earnest remnant]

Whispyr i really liked your writeup about the DF beta talents

[nimble tartan]

im rampin up on knowledge

[spring prawn]

whats the rule of thumb for rupture in aoe? how long do mobs have to live for rupture to be worth? (reapplying)

[spice surge]

You apply 5 ruptures for scent of blood or roughly keep roughly 4-5 bleeds up for energy

[balmy condor]

Minimum 4, if you’re saturated 10

[spice surge]

Think of them more like energy regen that does damage, rather than a big dot

[balmy condor]

Yeh

If you need energy you’d want to snipe

[silk bane]

take a 2nd vasnish for more restealths noob

[spring prawn]

thanks

[balmy condor]

[earnest remnant]

fuck do you know? you dont play high m+

[spice surge]

Time for a bot command

[earnest remnant]

[balmy condor]

True, assa players don’t play m+

Literally doesn’t exist

[earnest remnant]

nah just you

clearly you just dont get it budd

the absolute VALUE in the 2x vanish

[rotund oak]

[earnest remnant]

im just here for content while im doing my solo raids in lost ark

and im taking it out on you

[balmy condor]

Never mind that kush said he probably wouldn’t play it with the bug fixed or the fact that casual doesn’t play it either

[earnest remnant]

but you know who does?

[balmy condor]

Cause they’re not assa rogues

They’re sub and outlaw

[earnest remnant]

was it funny explaining how BF works to an outlaw rogue?

[rotund oak]

u can just admit the truth that sin dominates the tier coz sub is buggy af so u are here coz underneath it all u jealy raccoon

[earnest remnant]

i play assa tho

[balmy condor]

[rotund oak]

so u are shamelessly jealy raccoon

😄

[earnest remnant]

there is only one spec i hate

and its outlaw

i like playing assa

[balmy condor]

There are many specs I hate

Most of them wizards

[rotund oak]

i dont hate its weakness and u are waaay too good for hate

do better young man!

[earnest remnant]

eh i dont hate the wizard specs

only the rats that play em

nah

[balmy condor]

I am a hater and proud!

[earnest remnant]

i HATE outlaw

fuck em

[rotund oak]

new rogues

[shy dust]

its literally only fire mages

[rotund oak]

[shy dust]

all other mage specs are "okay"

[earnest remnant]

arcane otps are based

[shy dust]

arcane and frost is fine

but most mages one trick fire

[rotund oak]

arcane is a meme as much as fire

[shy dust]

fire a joke

[drifting cloud]

you can tell stealthi did all his lost ark dailies, full on assa shitposting mode

[shy dust]

its wow on beginner mode

[earnest remnant]

oi

im about to do solo akkan

[shy dust]

if someone struggles on fire mage they are a lost cause

[earnest remnant]

leave me alone

[shy dust]

like stealthi and his korean mmos

[earnest remnant]

what card do i get ryler?

[runic hinge]

What about boomkins

[earnest remnant]

nah they are to dumb to be hated

it would just be ruthless

[drifting cloud]

nine

[rotund oak]

struggle cant be a thing with 3 buttons but try executing every single bust window perfectly

[earnest remnant]

it was Thaemine

which we dont mind

could be worse

[shy dust]

if youre progression raiding

fire mage is a joke to play

[rotund oak]

[earnest remnant]

blast pyro blast pyro blast pyro blast pyro

shimmer

[shy dust]

ROTATION COMPLEXITY

[rotund oak]

personally i dont think anything is easy

[earnest remnant]

blast pyro blast pyro

[shy dust]

theyre all easy to play

[earnest remnant]

shifting power

blast pyro blast pyro

[shy dust]

shit i gotta maintain 3 stacks of bm

[rotund oak]

phoenix flames yo

and they ball once

with firestarter

[shy dust]

nearly all my damage in my burst cooldowns is instant casts

the difficulty

[rotund oak]

[haughty flicker]

i cant believe stealthi has the fire mage opener memorized perfectly

[earnest remnant]

i played it a bit in BFA

im practically a god at it

[shy dust]

hasnt changed much since

[drifting cloud]

better not have been in nyalotha

or we might call you fotm chaser

[earnest remnant]

it was actually not

[shy dust]

occasionally blizzard decides they want flame strike to do damage or not

[earnest remnant]

it was during EP

[drifting cloud]

did you have fun channeling font

[shy dust]

i god rolled a 445 font from normal that tier on my alt mage

font was BiS

[haughty flicker]

30 fire mages vs nyalotha was a banger though

[earnest remnant]

i did that on my rogue anyway

[haughty flicker]

i can excuse fire mage fotm then

[earnest remnant]

[shy dust]

the 10 second overlap between coral and font

[drifting cloud]

double the fun then

[shy dust]

Assa would CRANK

[silk bane]

They gotta track skb stacks and charred flames okay! They needed rework to remove that part and bake it in. Okay! U wouldn’t get the complexity of tracking 2 things

[rotund oak]

ye all other classes existed for firemage in bfa though

legit supports

[shy dust]

and they got a cheat death, alter time, shimmer, and an immunity

[spice surge]

Im too busy tracking alacrity

[earnest remnant]

because they were busy drooling on the keyboard

[rotund oak]

true and real

[shy dust]

i remember all my fire mage friends saying it was so undertuned back in Nathria tier

because ignite didnt do big aoe damage

[earnest remnant]

xDDDDDDDDDD

[shy dust]

meanwhile flamestrike eviscerated packs

[rotund oak]

[earnest remnant]

they dont know of our nathria struggles

when we were the 4 lone sub rogues

on this discord

[silk bane]

Bro forgot 2 max health shields that somehow survived the nerf + mirrors. A dr u put down and it just casually lasts for 3.5 eternities cuz pressing a defensive when u need it is too complex. U always just have it up

[shy dust]

But doing combust 4 times in a row is so difficult

[drifting cloud]

did you play both slg/sire?

[earnest remnant]

yes

[drifting cloud]

sub on slg? was push outlaw?

[silk bane]

Of course! U had to be able to read up to 8 when your weak aura showed it to you! Do u know how hard it is to look at a number and know what it says?

[shy dust]

push played sub on slg

[silk bane]

And now it’s 10, even higher

[shy dust]

i tried to convince him not to

but the man wouldnt listen

[silk bane]

The complexity knows no end

[earnest remnant]

He killed it as outlaw

Iirc

[shy dust]

[drifting cloud]

oh you werent in colour back then

I forgor

[earnest remnant]

Yeh

[silk bane]

Bro played outlaw quit the game a few tiers later. Bro couldn’t take it anymore

[earnest remnant]

I joined colour after sepulcher

[earnest remnant]

Bro like over an expansion later

[silk bane]

Yeah but that was the beginning of the end

It’s a domino effect u get me

[shy dust]

damage over time

[drifting cloud]

CN was chill

sitting on the bench sludge/slg

kill sire in 100 pulls, peace

and then the .5 patch was shortly after

[rotund oak]

was under the impression push rolled something else,didnt know he quit

was a good dude

im sad

[earnest remnant]

He quit after aberrus

[balmy condor]

He let the lizards win

[rotund oak]

[balmy condor]

[shy dust]

@faint harness

[earnest remnant]

He still chats on guild disc every now and then

[rotund oak]

push and ramfam

big hits both

should never happen

ram was legit infuential

in many ways

[balmy condor]

Ram left us for Maplestory

He’s pushing endgame on his third character dude is cracked

[shy dust]

werent you actively champion the Maplestory cause

[earnest remnant]

just wait until the day i leave for Lost Ark

[rotund oak]

ik but he doesnt stream anymore though

[drifting cloud]

fake emote youre 20% there aswell

[balmy condor]

I was but he’s EU so he’s stinky

[shy dust]

and Outlaw

[rotund oak]

ild sit and watch ramfam eating pizza whenever i had spare time

anyway,gonna finish those potatoes

[earnest remnant]

its time to blast

[rotund oak]

track wont unload them alone

[silk bane]

He was the first rogue streamer I watched when I started. Learned pre patch DF outlaw from him

Then he did a gambit key as sub and then I started playing sub from there

[balmy condor]

So you’re saying you’re a streamer meta chaser

Disgusting

[silk bane]

I didn’t even know what meta was back then!

I just saw sub and was like oohhh double dagger I like more

[earnest remnant]

yeh soon his is gonna be playing 2x vanish assa in keys

just wait and see

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/paimon-genshin-impact-gif-3908335895994298600

[silk bane]

Zero my goat

Non of u understand high keys

[rotund oak]

was checking rogues as usual coz i like learning stuff ,1st time ive seen him was back in legion,he did a great impression to me,very high quality gamer/person

[silk bane]

Neither do I that’s why we got the goat

[rotund oak]

better than casualaddict

and casual is legit quality

[silk bane]

He actually told me to checkout RH I didn’t know classes had discords LOL

[balmy condor]

You were so cute when you were younger

Pause

[silk bane]

Drake??

[desert cove]

[rotund oak]

[silk bane]

Mods can he say that?

[haughty flicker]

uh

[desert cove]

Chat is this real?

[silk bane]

Chat clip that

[blazing jewel]

[drifting cloud]

Whispyr: ill allow it

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/big-eyed-cat-stare-cat-giant-eye-cat-gif-26545953

[silk bane]

U guys should see what he says to me in DMs

[haughty flicker]

i dont think im prepared for that

[silk bane]

He one time told me he has a goth 5’4 asian that’ll ruin my life

I’m starting to think he just wanted to lure me over

[rotund oak]

he is a very formal person

social juctice and all

[balmy condor]

The allegations are true

I’m a monster

[shy heron]

I don't think I wanna see it unless it's two full screens of Pedro variations

[silk bane]

ladies and gentlemen we got him

[shy heron]

That's basically Pedro

[runic hinge]

I didn’t know classes had discords until the end of SL

[drifting cloud]

wait is this not an nba discord

[brave gyro]

I didn't know classes were trying to reach the server quality of Ravenholdt since Legion

[balmy condor]

I found out the rogue discord existed because infexious said he got some info from there but didn’t agree and I had to go see the tea for myself

[silk bane]

True the mods gotta do better advertisement. Smh. So lazy. Just busy asking for feet pics all day

[balmy condor]

And then it sucked me in

(It didn’t suck me in I lurked all of legion)

[silk bane]

That shoulda been me

[brave gyro]

I still member his 6.2 guide

[silk bane]

Uhhh

[balmy condor]

Drake?

[shy heron]

Hopefully the era realz is in now

[runic hinge]

It’s an nfl discord now. Join the league

[tall jay]

I still remember learning to play rogue from elitestjerks.com

[drifting cloud]

im EU man I dont even know the rules of the sport

[runic hinge]

Rip

[brave gyro]

I thought NFL meant
Not Florida?

[balmy condor]

You learned to play rogue from @gilded oasis ?

[tall jay]

Talk about about not knowing what discord was…

Maybe

@balmy condor

[shy heron]

I approve this message

[haughty flicker]

imagine this discord with nba copypastas

[tall jay]

Then I took a long break forgot everything and now I’m bad again lol

[balmy condor]

Only things I know about elitist jerks is that it was ion’s guild, zar raids there, and everyone is old as dirt

[runic hinge]

I found out there was a druid discord from wowhead in like 9.2 because I had only used icyveins for years but mainly for PvP

[gilded oasis]

hello you rang?

[tall jay]

lol id say if the shoe fits??? Where it proudly 🙂

[haughty flicker]

i joined all the wow discords at the same time

then didnt use any of them for like two years

[balmy condor]

I should go find the pic of me and zar at blizzcon

[runic hinge]

I didn’t come here until df beta I think

[balmy condor]

She looks like she could be my mom

[gilded oasis]

[tall jay]

lol

[runic hinge]

Hey don’t insult our wow grandma

[gilded oasis]

I did just get older

im playing planet zoo

[runic hinge]

Gratz

[tall jay]

Wow we old @gilded oasis

[brave gyro]

Similar-ish. I was only on the Rogue disc for most of Legion.

Then I saw Warriors had one as well, and in their info, they had links to all class discords

[balmy condor]

Okay It’s not quite that bad

[gilded oasis]

👵

[haughty flicker]

that guy in the background is looking at his phone trying to avoid being in the picture

[tall jay]

@balmy condor y you look older than her in that pic

[haughty flicker]

but doesnt want to get up

so hes trying to just ignore it

[balmy condor]

I’m like 10 years younger than her

Right zar

Age check

[tall jay]

lol

[gilded oasis]

35 now

[balmy condor]

Yeah

Exactly 10 years

[tall jay]

You guys are babies 🙂

[blazing jewel]

That’s one year older than @earnest remnant

[tall jay]

Correction…young guns

[gilded oasis]

look how tall pika is idk why but I thought he was a short

[brave gyro]

I'm a big baby at least

[tall jay]

lol

[balmy condor]

Did you see plka, ryfie’s tank?

That dude is built like a house

[gilded oasis]

Yeah we talkd to him for a while

also a lot larger than I thought

[drifting cloud]

is that the warrior onetrick

[balmy condor]

Yes

[brave gyro]

Pika always looked like he'd wanna sell me some off-brand aftershave

[tall jay]

Still never been to a bc to scared to get the concrud

[drifting cloud]

chad ingame, chad irl makes sense

[balmy condor]

He’s got shoulders so broad Moses used them to write the 10 commandments

[balmy condor]

We all got concrud it wasn’t that bad

[gilded oasis]

I did not

[balmy condor]

Okay loser

[tall jay]

I mean we all can’t be winners I guess

[gilded oasis]

[balmy condor]

Tell me you didn’t talk to any people without telling me you didn’t talk to any people

[gilded oasis]

I talked ot so many people

[balmy condor]

Sorry I’m just more social I guess

[gilded oasis]

I gave out like 300 cookies

[tall jay]

Were they special cookies?

[gilded oasis]

No just regular cookies

[tall jay]

Oh

[balmy condor]

God I wish they were

[brave gyro]

Ofc they must've been special if Zar made them

[balmy condor]

I hit my guildies weed pen and passed out in a hotel lobby for 3 hours

[tall jay]

Oh but the brownies were special lol

[earnest remnant]

what?

im 26 you fuck

[silk bane]

no wonder u hate outlaw

boomer

ass

lost ark otp

[blazing jewel]

I’m about to be 26 you fuck

[earnest remnant]

hairline check

rat

[silk bane]

u dont win that one chief

[earnest remnant]

prolly got that zero line going on

[silk bane]

i got insane hair genes

my entire dads family has insane hair genes

[runic hinge]

I don’t but now I’m 34 so I’m old and it doesn’t matter

[earnest remnant]

benchpress check?

[runic hinge]

Is he cool irl

[blazing jewel]

Armin too cute to bench

[silk bane]

uh, for 1 rep or for like a full set type of thing

[earnest remnant]

full set bud

[silk bane]

im not that strong :C i think i can do 225 x 8 but not sure

can def do 225x5 tho

[earnest remnant]

brb googling

[blazing jewel]

[silk bane]

my squat is somehow lower than my bench idk

[balmy condor]

How heavy are you

[silk bane]

got weak knees or some shit

[gilded oasis]

yeah , i mean everyone is at Blizzcon. Grom was even chill

[earnest remnant]

eh last i weighed myself like mid 80s?

[blazing jewel]

Use freedom units

[balmy condor]

What a coincidence that’s my hip thrust

[drifting cloud]

[silk bane]

CHAT

NAAAAAH

[blazing jewel]

[earnest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-puny-god-gif-13295082

270x10

[blazing jewel]

@indigo ether call him old rn

[shy dust]

Don't let stealthi bully you

[earnest remnant]

i weigh like 180-190

around there

i dont really track it

[silk bane]

fuck... cant let him win that one. gotta start bulking now

[earnest remnant]

you beat my squats tho

cuz i cant do em

[silk bane]

oh i cant do squats either

broke my leg when I was like 6 skiing and uh, my knees are weak af now

but got decent deadlift

405x8

[earnest remnant]

im basically not allowed to put any weight onto my left leg at all

so

[silk bane]

what happened? childhood sport shenanigans?

[runic hinge]

Wow a strength competition to a weakness competition

[indigo ether]

@earnest remnant dont ban me

[drifting cloud]

think his is snowboarding so you can just compare winter sports injuries aswell

[earnest remnant]

yeh LOL

[silk bane]

LMFAO real af

ive broken my left wrist twice and my right knee once

all trying to do dumb shit

skiing

[earnest remnant]

this happened to my knee

[silk bane]

yeeeeeshhh

thats why snowboarding sucks kekw

alpine is bis fr fr

[spice spire]

He’d never ban a goat like that

[earnest remnant]

going into surgery on friday morning

cant wait

cant wait to level for TWW on pain meds

[gilded oasis]

share

[spice spire]

Dog?

[shy dust]

Papi?

[drifting cloud]

finish lvling before you go in, problem solved

[spice spire]

Don’t make me use the L word

[earnest remnant]

well the expansion isnt out in 30 hours is it?

[drifting cloud]

oh this friday

ok dates are hard

[earnest remnant]

dog is fine

im not

[shy dust]

30 hours

[rotund oak]

just carried 100klg fertilized soil bag for like 20-25m

x5

[shy dust]

what are you smoking

[spice spire]

? Isn’t it the 22nd

[shy dust]

ye

[spice spire]

Are you guys wilding or like

[balmy condor]

I could do that

[shy dust]

EU brains

[earnest remnant]

are you high?

[drifting cloud]

I forgot its not friday yet this week ok

[spice spire]

I don’t even have the game and mfs lit

[earnest remnant]

i was responding to ryler forgetting it thursday

its*

[spice spire]

Oh

Dude

I missed context

[shy dust]

No

we gaslight

[earnest remnant]

READ????

[shy dust]

and act like they didnt do that

[earnest remnant]

mfer

[shy dust]

its what I did to flower and it mentally broke him

[earnest remnant]

lmao

Rae vs flower arc

[rotund oak]

[spice spire]

I hope u die

The classic

[balmy condor]

Is that a better arc than hataro vs flower

[earnest remnant]

yes

[shy dust]

skip vs a microwave

[spice spire]

One had a lot less sexual tension

So yes

[earnest remnant]

they were just aggresively flirting

[balmy condor]

Bro they won’t finish this arc

[shy dust]

is he still at it

[balmy condor]

Multi-year story line

[earnest remnant]

then Hataro tried with me

got curved

[balmy condor]

Chad

[earnest remnant]

now im F on the tierlist

unfort

[spice spire]

Man was pissed he couldn’t have the stealthussy

[drifting cloud]

im unranked

[spice spire]

I stand with Hataro

[drifting cloud]

[runic hinge]

D

[earnest remnant]

horrible night to have eyes

i wanna unread that

[spice spire]

[earnest remnant]

im sorry for learning english

[drifting cloud]

the qualifier has to be pretty high

[spice spire]

Pretty sure you have more than me in OT

[earnest remnant]

that almost as much as i have on the discord itself i think

nah okay nvm

[spice spire]

Nah I guarantee you have more

[earnest remnant]

im at 85k

[spice spire]

Damn man ain’t a yapper

[runic hinge]

I’m only at 19k on the server and I made it to b

[drifting cloud]

Boston fans never struggle

[earnest remnant]

i showed my face

[runic hinge]

Most of my yapping is probably in here

[earnest remnant]

big mistake

[spice spire]

Ain’t no way

[runic hinge]

We’re blessed 😇

[spice spire]

Yeah okay dude enjoy Mac Jones 2.0

[runic hinge]

Steelers fan for football actually

[spice spire]

Even worse

[runic hinge]

[earnest remnant]

i saw a funny tweet

from a murican

after murica won at OL

"can we call ourselves world champs now"

and just a bunch of people saying "fuck no are you dumb?"

[spice spire]

The answer is always yes

[drifting cloud]

theres alot of content to that one tbh

[lucid rune]

Is sin getting nerfed? Lol

[hoary remnant]

Why? Yes it's very good in m+ just in raid it was during testing very meh.

[shy pecan]

We’ll find out in the next few weeks.

[quiet oar]

You are a champ, even if Murica loses all the time

[glacial lantern]

I think right now assassination rogue is likely the spec that is the most polarized between st and aoe, since the other specs were improved on that aspect.

Correct?

I remember ret/unholy, arms and assassination having such issues, but with the recent changes, the polarization between aoe and st has been improved for all specs aside assassination i think

[shy pecan]

Polarized as in like you can’t do good both good ST and AoE?

[glacial lantern]

Yes, at the same time being good at both without sacrificing too much of either

Specs like fury warrior for example are especially good at this

[royal lantern]

huh

like, in the past yes

but we have literally bladeflurry now lol

[shy pecan]

I mean, two abilities now: Caustic Spatter and Crimson Tempest

[royal lantern]

going bettwen "100% st" and "you do good cleave dmg" is a 0,something% hit and thats it

replace internal bleeding with spatter

[earnest remnant]

its like 3%

[limber lion]

Well that's just not true whatsoever

[earnest remnant]

to pick up caustic

free af

[limber lion]

A lot of people literally play the raid build in Mythic+ and just slap IC on it and call it a day.

Losing Improved Poisons or whatever in that trade

A lot of people don't even bother swapping to IB in full ST encounters

[shy pecan]

What was good sin AoE like in the past?

[royal lantern]

yes

[shy pecan]

[balmy condor]

Why it time fuck are you mntot green anymore off yourve gonna answers an bunch of querstuong

[wispy pewter]

Hello, noob question, and probably embarassing to ask, cus i might get corrected here.

On lets say 4 targets and above... if I got every bleed up on all 4, is it better to crimson tempest or envenom to spend cp?

Ive only rly dabbled with sub and outlaw before, but assa is so damn fun atm

I tried reading it on icyveins and pinned here, but cant rly find the answer, so maybe im missing something obvious

[balmy condor]

Crimson ye tempest is a dot

Maintaining the dot

Envenom ia your filler

[wispy pewter]

Ok, ty ty. Cus we dont have poison bomb so I thought the aoe from crimson was making up for it, but maybe not, as I said I havent rly tested it

thank you 🙂

[balmy condor]

Crimson is big damag

Envenom with caustic is kinda just fillerrr cdamage until hero talents but the tier makes up for it

[wispy pewter]

ofc, but I ment dumping Cps when you just stand there like a mad lad pumping combat points after applying litteraly everything

[balmy condor]

Yeah thats envenom

[wispy pewter]

Ok I see, makes sense, havent even seen the hero talents yet

Pleb as I am 😄

[balmy condor]

Sorry am derunk

[wispy pewter]

no problem sir! So was I when I tested yesterday lol

[shy pecan]

Hi drunk

[austere ridge]

So only crimson tempest if the dot isn't already applied to any target?

[balmy condor]

3+ targets

[austere ridge]

Thanks

[runic hinge]

derunk*

[balmy condor]

Muchas gracias Eduardo

[royal lantern]

hi derunk

[shy pecan]

Kein Problem

(I just copy pasta google translate)

[glass hemlock]

Are guilds cross faction and cross server?

[analog hornet]

Are the embelished daggers from the smith the new bis? 🤔 ore are there other daggers?

[shy pecan]

Yes, they can be now

[balmy condor]

Embellished dagger is 2.6 attack speed

Very unusable

[wispy pewter]

Oh I just realized I got hella lot of doubloons so I bought grieftorch and ashes of embersoul, how do I use them in my rotation/opener? Ashes as opener with kingsbane? Then grieftorch when available?

[royal lantern]

yes

[wispy pewter]

ty sir

[analog hornet]

The siphoning stiletto? 🤔

The steal some life and gain additional dmg 😅

[balmy condor]

Yeah

It’s 2.6 attack speed

Completely unsuusbangly

Usuanebtuly

Fuckng

Unusual

Unuusal

Whatever

It sucks

[marble hemlock]

i think you were looking for unusable

[balmy condor]

Ty

[marble hemlock]

idk what the fuck you did with your fingers on your phone

for this series of posts to occur

[terse orchid]

-Whispyr has evolved into Slurryng-

[marble hemlock]

but i dont judge, so more power to you

[pure moth]

he was using fingers?

[marble hemlock]

id like to think this is not a result of voice to text

[pure moth]

can we get a drunk guide? i wonder if people would read it more

[marble hemlock]

drunk whispyr is a national treasure

[pure moth]

yes

[marble hemlock]

well whispyr in general is

but even more so when drunk

[earnest remnant]

arabic backstreet boys

was golden

[marble hemlock]

ye

[balmy condor]

Yes mam

o7

Mmyguides are noowhere near done

But I willl make a thirds

[bronze pike]

[faint harness]

R u playing tww?

[marble hemlock]

id still reather vote for helge schneider

katzenklo would be good

[balmy condor]

I mayy havne confuuised thi swith 99 boottles of beer on the wlal

99 boottle sof beer

takke one down

pass it aroud

98 nbtooles of beer on ht ehwall

[grim jay]

Wtf is 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[quiet oar]

Drunkspyr is the best spyr

[bitter trout]

Drunkspyr

[balmy condor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHYR3wRQLQ

[wispy pewter]

If I would try to squeeze america into one video, that would be it

Just missing a few lead rounds

[grim jay]

Thats really american

Probably couldnt even get any more american, except if they shot someone

That trespassed

Freaking Budweiser

[bitter trout]

Is this like the American version of UK's sweet Caroline

https://tenor.com/view/hit-the-dab-migos-james-corden-dance-dabbing-gif-15925330

[quiet oar]

SWEEEEEEEEET CAROOOOOOOOOOOOOLINE

[terse orchid]

Sweet Caroline is the American version of Sweet Caroline bud

[haughty flicker]

I’m confused

Neil diamond sweet Caroline?

[bitter trout]

It may have been sung by an american but we use it to it's full potential

[haughty flicker]

Brother that’s just a white person song

None of us can claim it

[grim jay]

The only based alcohol song we actually have in germany is Johnnie Walker by Westernhagen

[haughty flicker]

No single country

[balmy condor]

NANANANANANANA ANA NA LIZZIES IIN A BOOX LIIIIIIIIZIEIS NIN A BOOOOOOX

[wispy pewter]

you also have dicke tetten

[quiet oar]

Kiz literally has a song named bier

[bitter trout]

I feel like if you put sweet caroline on in a american bar you wouldn't get the reception that you would in the UK

[grim jay]

TRUE I FORGOT

Thats the real OG

[grim jay]

What do my titties have to do with alcohol Songs

[quiet oar]

And alligatoah has song about Rotwein und Schlaftabletten

if this counts

[grim jay]

No

[quiet oar]

Dicke Titten, are boobs wdym

[haughty flicker]

I mean I’d disagree but I’ve never been to a UK bar so I don’t really know

[keen mantle]

Yo Whispyr quick question , the shiv with tea after deathmark just works better with the nerfed kingsbane and we just no longer send tea 6 last seconds?

[haughty flicker]

But we do love sweet Caroline here

[spring stream]

kartoffelsalaaat

[wispy pewter]

I know, but look at the music video, all they do is wear lederhosen, drink beer and make butter

[keen mantle]

hahaha\

always prepared

[grim jay]

The only real dicke titten is by rammstein

[keen mantle]

CasualApproved

[grim jay]

[bitter trout]

Always here buddy

[wispy pewter]

thats the one im talking about lol

But I spelled it like dutch ppl..

[bitter trout]

I could also be wrong

[grim jay]

Yeah but the other guy said kartoffelsalat

[balmy condor]

tea is aaaaaaalways duriang shiv as loong ans you get the maxoimumm eneryg froom it

[wispy pewter]

aha

[balmy condor]

sooo if you getto 100 eneergy and od'nt overcap riiigh thwhena you castt shiv

:thumbshrup

lookins good to me

[keen mantle]

Is there a cat stepping on your keyboard

or sth

[balmy condor]

nnein

[quiet oar]

He is drunk

[keen mantle]

haha

[bitter trout]

Drunk

[keen mantle]

oh rly

[wispy pewter]

he drank too many teas

[bitter trout]

ye

[grim jay]

Monster Eneryg, maxoimumm taste

[keen mantle]

Ye relax with teas man

Also do i trust him

[spring stream]

@balmy condor bro warum bist du drunk um 10?

[keen mantle]

if hes drunk

[quiet oar]

Yes

[bitter trout]

Gimme what whispyrs having

[balmy condor]

thhhhhistle team during shiv

1000 energ

[bitter trout]

I bet rn

[grim jay]

That looks like asthma

[wispy pewter]

I bet he has one eye closed when typing

[wispy pewter]

Thats what I do

[keen mantle]

ye but why is it better on first shiv and not on second

[bitter trout]

Whispyr is writing these messages with 1 eye open

[keen mantle]

lets see if hes cooked

[bitter trout]

1 eyeball paul'ing it

[spring stream]

wo lebst du? xd

[keen mantle]

im time traveler

im from the future whispyr

[quiet oar]

He is american

but can speak german

[grim jay]

Germarican

[quiet oar]

and Spanish

iirc

[spring stream]

ahh cool

[quiet oar]

He not a lazy 1 trick language murican

[grim jay]

Fuego

Oh wait

[wispy pewter]

Hello, me llamo Heinz

[quiet oar]

Fuegospyr

[balmy condor]

dooesn't mmatter too omuch, a loot fo the tiime oon the odd---minute kingnsbanes wiihtout deathmark, yoopu would wannt too double tea

so liike

deathmarkkk + kb ---> 1 teas

kb --> 2 teas

[keen mantle]

rly?

[balmy condor]

dmmm + kb -> 11 tea

[balmy condor]

annnd that'll gettt you to 0

theoo nly thing youu carea bout

[quiet oar]

This doesnt wor

[balmy condor]

is :

1. eenergy
2. during shiiv

[quiet oar]

Autocorrect doesnt know "drunk"

[grim jay]

Ugh iPhone hipster

[keen mantle]

so i dont bother using teas outside cds anymore

aight

[balmy condor]

cooorect

[wispy pewter]

work phone, didnt get to pick 😄

[balmy condor]

actions.cds

count action,conditions

0.00 variable,name=deathmark_ma_condition,value=!talent.master_assassin.enabled|dot.garrote.ticking
Cooldowns Wait on Deathmark for Garrote with MA and check for Kingsbane
0.00 variable,name=deathmark_kingsbane_condition,value=!talent.kingsbane|cooldown.kingsbane.remains<=2
0.00 variable,name=deathmark_condition,value=!stealthed.rogue&dot.rupture.ticking&buff.envenom.up&!debuff.deathmark.up&variable.deathmark_ma_condition&variable.deathmark_kingsbane_condition
Deathmark to be used if not stealthed, Rupture is up, and all other talent conditions are satisfied
G 0.00 call_action_list,name=items
Usages for various special-case Trinkets and other Cantrips if applicable
0.00 invoke_external_buff,name=power_infusion,if=dot.deathmark.ticking
Invoke Externals to Deathmark
H 1.34 deathmark,if=(variable.deathmark_condition&target.time_to_die>=10)|fight_remains<=20
Cast Deathmark if the target will survive long enough
I 0.00 call_action_list,name=shiv
Check for Applicable Shiv usage
J 2.30 kingsbane,if=(debuff.shiv.up|cooldown.shiv.remains<6)&buff.envenom.up&(cooldown.deathmark.remains>=50|dot.deathmark.ticking)|fight_remains<=15
K 4.26 thistle_tea,if=!buff.thistle_tea.up&(((energy.deficit>=100+energy.regen_combined|charges>=3)&debuff.shiv.remains>=4)|spell_targets.fan_of_knives>=4&debuff.shiv.remains>=6)|fight_remains<charges*6

whoop

waiit

K 4.26 thistle_tea,if=!buff.thistle_tea.up&(((energy.deficit>=100+energy.regen_combined|charges>=3)&debuff.shiv.remains>=4)|spell_targets.fan_of_knives>=4&debuff.shiv.remains>=6)|fight_remains<charges*6

[quiet oar]

[balmy condor]

this one

K 4.26 thistle_tea,if=!buff.thistle_tea.up&(((energy.deficit>=100+energy.regen_combined|charges>=3)&debuff.shiv.remains>=4)|spell_targets.fan_of_knives>=4&debuff.shiv.remains>=6)|fight_remains<charges*6

teaaa if not tea up

[grim jay]

Whispyr entered the matrix

[balmy condor]

and you gett fgull energy withh no overdcap

[grim jay]

Be careful guys

[bitter trout]

So: @balmy condor
DM + KB = 1 tea (Where start or end?)
KB= 2 tea (1st 11 seconds 2nd after first one finishes?)

[royal lantern]

@vestal wren is that how you see the world?

[balmy condor]

as loooong as

youhhave the tea

during shiv

[bitter trout]

It doesn't matter

[grim jay]

Whispyr just randomly rips open a thread

[balmy condor]

dooesn't matter if it's the staaaaart or the end

it's juust tea

[bitter trout]

Ahhh thanks buddy

[balmy condor]

:ookaygeg

[vestal wren]

It is part of debugging, the table essentially helps you find the condition used in the sample sequence

[balmy condor]

fuu is waaay betterat sims thann me

[vestal wren]

i just have more experience, you are doing a fantastic job

[grim jay]

Who is better at simps tho

[keen mantle]

If you could duel fuu outside orgrimmar who would win Whispyr

[humble ginkgo]

this guy is drunk as fuck

[balmy condor]

broo is liiike that giff from like

[marble hemlock]

@spice spire

[balmy condor]

sharkboy and lavagirl

[grim jay]

[balmy condor]

isss thiat the moveie

holld ont

https://tenor.com/view/spy-kids-lemme-zoom-in-on-that-zoom-watching-you-spy-gif-5212510

[marble hemlock]

you good whispyr?

[balmy condor]

wehhere isss this from

[keen mantle]

@marble hemlock he did drink 3 teas in a row

[grim jay]

Looks like something from before I was born

[quiet oar]

What did you drink whisp

[marble hemlock]

spy kids

[keen mantle]

and hes cooked

[balmy condor]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yyeahh gfuu is like that

[wispy pewter]

Isnt there a super popular seltzer in the states that is strong af and called tea?

[balmy condor]

bvroo can couunt subpisxlels in hhhiis monitor

[wispy pewter]

YES, twisted tea, there we go

[grim jay]

He just grabbed long Island iced tea instead of thistle

[balmy condor]

whhhy is the ftea twistted

it'ss a liquidd

how dou you twisit a a liquid

[quiet oar]

You let it soak in by a towel

and twist the towel

[wispy pewter]

Ive seen someone twist words and sentences in front of me, anything is possible with alcohol

[quiet oar]

[humble ginkgo]

bro drunk off 3 twisted teas

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/water-fountain-gif-6014693

[bitter trout]

So what % proof is thistle tea?

sounds like a good 40%

[balmy condor]

ppaint thinner

[bitter trout]

[haughty flicker]

its not popular because its actually good though, just popular because someone beat up a racist guy with one

[grim jay]

That actually looks great

[balmy condor]

I iam vodak reddbull enjoyer

verry based

[wispy pewter]

lol really? cus I havent heard about if until last couple of months

[marble hemlock]

look at this guy drinking monster every day but then drinks vodka redbull

traitor

[grim jay]

Jägermeister energy brother

[wispy pewter]

also that drunk guy in NY that has a sailors hat and drinks on tiktok chugs em for breakfast lol

[quiet oar]

real, where monster vodka whisp !?

[wispy pewter]

WorldofTshirts I think hes called, best marketing man ever

[balmy condor]

jaegerrmseieter is fffuuucking yuckkk

[balmy condor]

mmoonster dooesn't mmix as well

I''cw reied

[wispy pewter]

Monster Guinness, the "Gronk"

[balmy condor]

tried

[marble hemlock]

what about stroh?

[quiet oar]

Thats it, your Monster partnership is doen

[balmy condor]

weeizen?

[marble hemlock]

nah

[wispy pewter]

that austran satans piss

[balmy condor]

was fuuer'nn stroh alleter

oooo

[wispy pewter]

yes thats the one, jesus

[balmy condor]

ick

[grim jay]

If you think thats yuck, try
https://www.amazon.de/Krabeldiwandenuff-feurige-Kräuterschnaps-0-7l/dp/B073YQ2YRB/ref=asc_df_B073YQ2YRB/?tag=googshopde-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=696184104678&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12024606986655161157&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9044730&hvtargid=pla-2281435176938&psc=1&mcid=8cfaf4235c58303f831fbf0769b7e8c1&th=1&psc=1&hvocijid=12024606986655161157-B073YQ2YRB-&hvexpln=75&gad_source=1
Ima donate 50€ if you drink plenty of that on stream

[marble hemlock]

thats what i imagine thistle tea tastes like

[grim jay]

Literally the worst shit I ever drank

[balmy condor]

thhat liink is aidis

boroder

what

[quiet oar]

He trying to hack you whisp

trust

[marble hemlock]

i like how theres a certain german-ness that comes through when hes drunk

[grim jay]

Are captchas do able while drunk?

[quiet oar]

Well becasue half the sin channel is german?

[balmy condor]

AB IN DEENN EINFKAUFS WAGEN

[quiet oar]

[candid hull]

half of germany is turkish

[grim jay]

Oh no is bro ordering it?

[candid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[bitter trout]

I bet if Whispyr was to write on some paper rn, that is exactly how it would look

[balmy condor]

IN DEAN EINKAAAAAAAAUFS WAGEN

[royal lantern]

i really wanna know what it is with germans and playing rogue

[spring stream]

🤣

[marble hemlock]

dont order stuff on amazon while drunk

[wispy pewter]

What spec belongs to swedes then? ;__;

[grim jay]

Wrong

[royal lantern]

no it isnt, what the hell

[marble hemlock]

thats a regret and a half the next day

[balmy condor]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[bitter trout]

Speaking from experience?

[grim jay]

Its 3 regrets upon drinking

[spring stream]

🥲

[marble hemlock]

just applying the few remaining braincells i have

[quiet oar]

Well Germans are prone to MMORPGs

i mean look at how many realms we have

[balmy condor]

a quieen hablaaaaaan espanol aaaqui

[grim jay]

Thats literally me every time I see something cool I wanna order from america

[random fossil]

sisas

[mighty kiln]

Que pasa hermano

[balmy condor]

aa mi amooor

[grim jay]

Quattro formaggi

Oh wait wrong language

[royal lantern]

le fish au chocolate

[candid hull]

Turkish is the most spoken language in germany after german

[balmy condor]

me encanttan los latinoss porque mii noovia es mexcicana

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-gif-26931829

[quiet oar]

Well iirc, Spanish and Italian arent "far off"

[balmy condor]

y ellla es la masss hermosa en ell mundo

[bitter trout]

Drunk Whispyr speaks better mexican than english

[spring stream]

ci sono italiani qui?

[grim jay]

Thats because germans are bad at english and the people that speak turkish more often than not even more so

[bitter trout]

Or w/e it is

[grim jay]

[mighty kiln]

Thats not mexican , its spanish

[grim jay]

Well people say that schwäbisch is german aswell

And that is far off

[balmy condor]

yy yy hhonesmtamente, lass blancass no ppuedeen cocinnar

[bitter trout]

I can hardly speak english so

[random fossil]

LMFAO

real

[grim jay]

Alea iacta est

[balmy condor]

sooolo cocinan con saall y pimiimienta

siin espeicias

[quiet oar]

I mean you are irish

[grim jay]

So vis pacem para bellum

[quiet oar]

oh no scottish

[balmy condor]

siin amoor

[quiet oar]

im sorry

Scottish accent is something else

[balmy condor]

sooolo fcomida aburrridaa

[grim jay]

They sound pretty funny

[quiet oar]

I can ask you how are you in spanish

and thats it

[random fossil]

wtf did i wake up to

[grim jay]

Madness

[balmy condor]

daame un besso

[random fossil]

vente papi

[balmy condor]

blushhies

[bitter trout]

Whispyr is saying in Spanish how much he likes Zerocools work

[grim jay]

And that he loves izen

Using his spreadsheet to the fullest

[bitter trout]

Izen is his fav person in the world

[rotund oak]

close enough but no Percentage of people in Germany who speak the languages below as a mother tongue or foreign language.
German 94.17%
English 31.93%
French 8.81%
Russian 7.64%
Turkish 2.67%
Polish 2.6%
Spanish 2.5%
Italian 2.19%

[wispy pewter]

2% turk? no way

[grim jay]

Actually wouldve thought russian is 3rd

[vestal wren]

can you link that for austria too?

i am curios

[royal lantern]

ayo, 8%french? cool

[grim jay]

Many of them are something arabian and not turkish

[grim jay]

Only person that would call that cool

[royal lantern]

there is a difference bettwen "can speak some word and a couple senteces" and "can use it as mother language"

[candid hull]

I looked it up on wiki but ofc its not very credible

[wispy pewter]

when I studied german in like 2010 and around that we even had special lessons about the german and turk integration, so it goes further than recent years, but maybe 2nd generation dont speak turk

[rotund oak]

yeah same the financial relationship with russia is strong,same as france and german-french axis is almost like siblings

[haughty flicker]

never trust wikipedia itself

always look at the source

rookie mistake

[candid hull]

yeah not credible

[grim jay]

It was mostly based on how many russians we have here, but that works aswell

[stable coral]

Help me stepbrother, I’m stuck

[rotund oak]

hahahahahahaha

[balmy condor]

ooon my away

[wispy pewter]

press the source that says 116, if that source is credible then its fine

I used wikipedia alot during my phd thesis lol

just check the source reference

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[marble hemlock]

based

lieber ne starke behauptung alsn schwacher beweis

[quiet oar]

Endlich sacht et mal jemand

[rotund oak]

many labour workers from turkey migrated to germany coz the turkish regime would just kill them,there are many turkish ppl living in germany thats 100% certain but 2nd spoken language is no where close enough.Germany is a big country.

[grim jay]

Honestly the turks from quite some time ago mostly speak german and are ashamed of the newer generations refusing to do so.

Most of the people you see on Social Media or people complaining about, which usually lead to that Image, arent exclusively turks. More like different countries including serbia and countries around kosovo

[rotund oak]

[balmy condor]

hhhearign soome oof thoosei geraman/turursks say "Diiiga"

mmakkes mme reaaallyl nervous

[haughty flicker]

lmfao

[grim jay]

Its diggah

Brudi

[royal lantern]

brudi is cooler

[balmy condor]

fiick diich

[rotund oak]

actually sounds pog

[wispy pewter]

ah I see, well I dont know shit, Im swedish 😄 I just remember it was a topic in class

[grim jay]

Im at work

[quiet oar]

Whispyr ist ein Bruder von einer anderen Mutter

[royal lantern]

its a "cute" version of brother

[wispy pewter]

btw, do you play rshammy by any chance?

[grim jay]

Brudi ich küss deinen Augapfel, köfte auf meinen Nacken

[marble hemlock]

the turkish migration in the 50s and 60s was a large reason why germany managed to pull itself out of the shitty economic situation post WW2

[candid hull]

kawaii turks

[wispy pewter]

cus I had a shammy yesterday in my HC run that had the same name but with a Z

[rotund oak]

tried but not rly no,it would only be for arenas

[wispy pewter]

ah ok, then it wasnt u yesterday

[candid hull]

I got relatives in germany, they all speak german but I'm not too fond of the language because I find it difficult

esp der/die/das

[random fossil]

just say "des"

for everything

[balmy condor]

genetiv inns wasseer wieso isist es datiiiv

[rotund oak]

i find german rly interesting

[quiet oar]

Are you my German teacher

wtf

[wispy pewter]

I gave up on my german classes when they told me

Die is feminitive, except for Mädchen (girl)....like...????

[grim jay]

People from that time are great, as well as their following generations. The newer people tho...

[candid hull]

like wtf is a Einschüchterungsversuch

[grim jay]

Threatening someone

Into doing smth

Or not doing smth

[wispy pewter]

Extortion attempt right?

[rotund oak]

[random fossil]

this is easily explained tho but i get it

[candid hull]

threatening blizz into buffing pomb

[wispy pewter]

my biggest struggle coming from a language that doesnt use der/die/das or even "the" makes that part of grammar rly rly difficult to learn..

[grim jay]

Might be a version of it ig, like einschüchtern itself doesnt need to be illegal

[marble hemlock]

idk, people are people. theres awful people everywhere, and theres great people everywhere

for the most part its an issue of perception, nothing else

[candid hull]

imma be honest german doner sucks

[marble hemlock]

whatever is in the media circle is what people talk about, and unfortunately bad news spreads faster and more widely than good news, so thats what we get to read about 24/7

[grim jay]

Yeah not saying the recent native generations are better, its still different in some way tho

[grim jay]

Luckily barely follow news on that

Gets pretty annoying fast

[stable coral]

Digga was originated in the north of Germany and I use that word fairly often

They are not gonna steal that word from me

[quiet oar]

Hamburger Slang

[stable coral]

Exactly

[marble hemlock]

ye

[grim jay]

There are nuances in pronounciation

[marble hemlock]

my hamburger friends (not the digestible kind) used it a lot and i really really dislike it

diggi

[random fossil]

oida > digga

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-hamburger-happy-burger-day-eating-shark-puppet-gif-452543308329907187

[wispy pewter]

is that swiss? Ive heard it before

[quiet oar]

I waited for that joke

[grim jay]

Im still old school with alter

[quiet oar]

oida is more austrian

[marble hemlock]

idk kebab is mostly down to where you get it from. some restaurants do a really nice one, others a really shitty one

[stable coral]

South German detected

[candid hull]

bossman

[quiet oar]

ou are a boomer

[wispy pewter]

Austrai, fuck ye its austra

Gopferdamm is the swiss word I remember lol

[random fossil]

austrian i believe but used in bavaria too

[grim jay]

Astra? Car or beer?