I've gotten to a point where I go through an entire rotation, pace out my envenoms, and I honestly end a fight with tea charges left
#assassination
slate crown
because I literally didn't use them during my pool phase because I'm comfy with the pooling
I know that's wrong, I need to spend on energy
balmy condor
Again, secondaries don’t really matter
You should avoid stacking anything super hard
slate crown
But like, my brain isn't clawing at me thinking I'm starved for energy
strange python
Again, secondaries don’t really matter
ok cool ty. i have 10 min before raid so i was just checking what i can do last minute
dark token
because I literally didn't use them during my pool phase because I'm comfy with ...
I just double use them during my cooldowns
Like 2x on my deathmark on pull, 1x on kingsbane, 2x on deathmark, 1x rest of fight
The energy is kinda w/e as long as ur not overcapping
Or it's often 2x 2x 1x
Cause you run out of gas start of 2nd kingsbane often
fast belfry
i know it's not optimal but i have a question: does ic prioritize targets without garrote if i use multiple garrotes on the same target?
bleak ledge
has anyone just had mutilate straight up disappear from the spellbook?
ruby birch
Huh
You have dm for every other and kb for every
You will have something for every single intermission…
balmy condor
You will have something for every single intermission…
Intermissions are 90 seconds apart
ruby birch
Yes
balmy condor
Okay so tell me how that lines up
ruby birch
Pick up orb use kb
Next time it happens
Pick up orb use dm
Next time do the same and use kb
balmy condor
So you’re holding your CDs
ruby birch
For like 10-15 seconds?
It’s not absolutely perfect timing but you have damage for every intermission
balmy condor
For 30 seconds
balmy condor
You said you hold for every intermission
Kb is 60 seconds
(Not that it’s correct to do that in the first place but ya know whatever)
ruby birch
afaik you only miss the second amp popping on cd with sub 5 min kill timer
balmy condor
Correct
The second amp is the one that sucks for uptime
Assa doesn’t hold for intermissions on smold
ruby birch
yeah ig its not every intermission but you only miss second one but you can delay orbs no?
balmy condor
Not by much
ruby birch
rip then ig
slate crown
my second time using this base image today
balmy condor
my second time using this base image today
That’s not even correct
That was the timing with double Aug simps
Which doesn’t make sense anymore
gilded oasis
you dont make sense anymore
balmy condor
The meme should just be “open lorrgs”
runic hinge
my second time using this base image today
HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD
runic hinge
okay im crying
gilded oasis
got me
brazen zodiac
you're old
no u
brazen zodiac
gottem !!
runic hinge
brazen zodiac
gotta look out for mr. zar out here ....
runic hinge
gotta look out for mr. zar out here ....
ms
miss?
uhh
idk i don' think she's married
brazen zodiac
either way we lookin out for em cx cx
brazen zodiac
but also, ms. zar* cx
brazen zodiac
nono i mean i was correcting myself hehe
runic hinge
cx
unreal parcel
!fuu
prisma monolithBOT
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
gilded oasis
literally do no care you can call me mr dude mrs idiot. its the internet i dont give a fuck what people call me just dont call me past 10pm cause im old and ill be asleep
gottem
gotme I guess
earnest tapir
Hello, do someone know if there is way to make a macro with vanish and shadowmeld on the same button to cast shadowmeld only when vanish in on cd ?
balmy condor
No, that would require a macro knowing if something is on cooldown
Which is not possible
earnest tapir
No, that would require a macro knowing if something is on cooldown
Ok thank you
runic hinge
damn that dude is smart
gilded oasis
imagine if macros weer smart tho
I actually dont want to imagine it
I made us all brownies
worldly nebula
Hey there, new assa player here. Where can I find macros like the mutilate/ambush one? Its not on wowhead or anyhwere
gilded oasis
mut turns into ambush during a blindside proc and then you can put ambush on your stealth bar if you want so you dont really need a macro for that.
Main one is shadow dance/KB but I think that is on wowhead? we dont have a ton o macros
gilded oasis
honestly most my macros are like focus kick etc for m+ or shit lol
yeah its kinda nice ti swaps
worldly nebula
How bad is playing assa from a ST perspective with toxic boots+patch. compared to lining
Maybe i interpret the sheet wrong
gilded oasis
uh thats a Whispyr question, I dont THINK it really matters that much tbh unless youre trying to crazy min max?
brave gyro
I made us all brownies
you might enjoy https://discord.com/channels/124169701881282560/1203397195588435999 thread
gilded oasis
nah I only enjoy assasination spec channel
brave gyro
That's pretty sad to be so limited in the things you enjoy 😛
runic hinge
I made us all brownies
can i send you my addresss
gilded oasis
all my dudes are here
gilded oasis
can i send you my addresss
Ya but I dont send stuff out until Christmas or Blizzcon time (kekw its cancelled)
runic hinge
How bad is playing assa from a ST perspective with toxic boots+patch. compared t...
all embellishments are liek 1% at most
gilded oasis
ya ill put you on the Santa Zar list
balmy condor
How bad is playing assa from a ST perspective with toxic boots+patch. compared t...
Boots are worse but embellishments in general got nerfed into the dirt so it’s kinda whatever
runic hinge
YASSSSSSSS
balmy condor
ya ill put you on the Santa Zar list
worldly nebula
Boots are worse but embellishments in general got nerfed into the dirt so it’s k...
ty. then i just need to wait 2 weeks to get ashes from bullions :/
gilded oasis
<:BearLook:1032831336156766218>
balmy condor
I’ll dox myself right now don’t tempt me
gilded oasis
I have a very long and secure list of internet people addresses you won't dox dont worry
I think I have 25. Most are booted off the list tho so I got spaces open
heres the last set I sent out. I dont think addresses are visible LOL
balmy condor
God damn
gilded oasis
its a lot of work. like a few weekends and 25+ hrs. Blizzcon saved me a lot of time last year
runic hinge
oh im getting on the list
only because i work for usps and i need zar to support my work
brave gyro
heres the last set I sent out. I dont think addresses are visible LOL
Zar, I didn't know you were a factory, sheesh 
gilded oasis
only because i work for usps and i need zar to support my work
tell usps I need a box bigger than the small flat rate but smaller than the medium one
gilded oasis
Zar, I didn't know you were a factory, sheesh <a:nom:704822890545152100>
Yeah, 12 damn cookies at a time
brave gyro
At a certain point, you might wanna rent a kitchen, if it's possible somwhere near you, big ones, with multiple ovens
brazen zodiac
its a lot of work. like a few weekends and 25+ hrs. Blizzcon saved me a lot of t...
hewwo how do i sign up for cwookies ;o
brave gyro
to truly pop cooking CDs
gilded oasis
At a certain point, you might wanna rent a kitchen, if it's possible somwhere ne...
uhh yeah I guess but the cooking isnt too bad I have 3 sheets rotating. Longest part is scooping and then wrapping them all after baking before shipping
brave gyro
oof i can imagine
runic hinge
tell usps I need a box bigger than the small flat rate but smaller than the medi...
yeah well dejoy has all the shipping fucked now
so do ground advantage and try and keep it as cheap as you can
there isnt a difference for priority or GA anymore
gilded oasis
hewwo how do i sign up for cwookies ;o
be a brosef and willingly give up your full name and address to some dork stranger on the internet
gilded oasis
there isnt a difference for priority or GA anymore
oh whaaat ok
gilded oasis
ez done
runic hinge
but uhh at least in my plant in maine
everything gets sorted the same
I am not happy about it
gilded oasis
Hm intersting
gilded oasis
yeah my aunt works for our usps I hear some of her grievences
runic hinge
don't get me started
brazen zodiac
be a brosef and willingly give up your full name and address to some dork strang...
that's normal for kids my age
:/
daring minnow
when's mastery start to DR
rocky rover
When running simulation what weapons rune does it run with?
runic hinge
when's mastery start to DR
!stats
prisma monolithBOT
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
balmy condor
When running simulation what weapons rune does it run with?
Baseline is crit I believe
lament belfry
Haste is miles ahead of agi&mastery on my sims
feels strange recrafting everything away from mastery
balmy condor
That’ll happen when you don’t have much haste
Double Wafting gives a good amount but you usually need a fair amount on gear as well
pliant terrace
quiet oar
Whisp
im really jealous of you
Skipping this season
this is prolly the most boring Wow ever has been for me
Only remix is a light in the dark
balmy condor
My guild was like ITLL BE FUN ITLL BE COOL
And then fated almost shattered my guild
stuck knoll
And didn’t play
So based for this
quiet oar
Last fated had a new Dungeon Pool and Affixes in Raids, which did result in a "different" experience
But awakaned is just copy paste
without any effort
really boring
brave gyro
And then fated almost shattered my guild
wtf happened
quiet oar
and everything is bugged
and not balanced
They balance Remix more than they balanced S4
stuck knoll
I don’t trust blizz to make an affix that doesn’t make it the worst experience ever
balmy condor
<a:monka:709534633611755571> wtf happened
Fated was fucking terrible
stuck knoll
Same
balmy condor
My guild had to reprog fated and they stuck to a 2x a week schedule and it burnt the fuck out of people reprogging and everyone got pissed and screamed at each other
We nearly lost like half the roster
quiet oar
balmy condor
And then during vault we actually lost half the roster
Having to recruit two tanks is big pog
balmy condor
They’re much more chill about it
quiet oar
Like, im not sure if it wouldve caused more harm, to drag each season 2 months more
or this awakaned season now
stuck knoll
I’d rather have done more Ammir than this shit tbh
Especially early season when nothing worked
balmy condor
Idk man I’m happy I’m a grass toucher now
stuck knoll
Finding out your leggo couldn’t be upgraded
balmy condor
I get home from work at 12
stuck knoll
balmy condor
I do some chores
stuck knoll
Maple time
balmy condor
Now I get to spin some bowling balls
quiet oar
Especially early season when nothing worked
The only conctent they patched in with S4 is the Bug finding
was like a egg hunt on eastern
Who finds which bug
balmy condor
I’m fixing one of my friends balls that got a gouge
stuck knoll
I’m fixing one of my friends balls that got a gouge
Ayo
balmy condor
180 grit -> 500 grit -> 1500 grit -> 2000 grit -> polish
It’s a process
My forearm is burning
That’s how you know you’re doing good work
balmy condor
I play for free
Also something I’ve been unironically enjoying
Hearthstone duos
They had battlegrounds duos at blizzcon
And it was insanely fun
I stayed up with a friend playing battleground duos until like 5am the other night
Was so much fun
quiet oar
Thats the best thing
playing with friends till 5 am
without noticing
good times
That happened with me and remix
I actually enjoy Remix more than actual WoW rn
There is actual content
dim mural
Haven't touched remix. My impression is the cloak makes everything faceroll, true or not?
normal mist
They are
But you also get a lot of bronze everywhere
And the better your ilvl the faster you can clear heroic raids and the faster people accept you on their group
Upgrading gear makes everything faster, literally
I got a 10 ilvl jump yesterday
Went from 430 pieces to 476(?) pieces
Just from doing daily content and managed to clear all 5 raids in heroic
I started the day at 400ilvl and ended at 414
Gatekeep what?
The event is 90 days long
Cap really
It's getting easier to start for casual players
They increased quest rewards, daily rewards, they increased pretty much everything
I did ALL the quest lines before the buff so I lost a bunch of bronze
I spent like 100k bronze in the first week buying mounts and not upgrading gear
quiet oar
The first 2 weeks
there were less Bronze and thread incomes
They just dont want you to bruteforce farming till 476
But they were way to slow
with all the fixes
normal mist
A full normal raid clear is easy
quiet oar
@normal mist Is in my backpack the last few days
For normal its whatever
You can make 1 upgrade per day
with 1 hour of play time
maybe 2
so if you do 2 hours of daily stuff a day
you are done in 2 weeks
Remix is its own season imo
Its a spinoff season of the actual Season 4
normal mist
I'm just trying to get strong enough to carry 300ilvl people thru heroic
Atleast mogu and hof
quiet oar
i mean for mogu and Hof you jsut need 1-2 476
No it wasnt thought trhough
they needed 2 weeks to fix basic stuff
But if you abused early like me
like ward and farms
You are done already
normal mist
Yep I'm just forcing Tiramil to play with me at this point (jk he's pretty cool)
In theory you're not supposed to do HC with LFR gear
drifting cloud
do heroic retail raid with -100 ilvl and tell us how it goes
quiet oar
Ye but 493 is normal ilvl
LFr is 480
You still get one shot, or almost one shot by most stuff
Thats even more extrem in keys
drifting cloud
on mythic raszageth in s1 my char had 350k hp, now I have 1350k
and thats basically the same as doing hc vault or hc siege
obv tuning isnt perfect but if your char has under 1mil hp thats just the way it goes
theres also 80 days left
drifting cloud
Im on some mount farming discord people crying about fomo
normal mist
Tldr normal remix with 346-370 items is easily doable.
Heroic, for you to actually make a difference, 400+ ilvl items
drifting cloud
when the event isnt even 20% done is just ridic
drifting cloud
I mean I guess in theory sure, but thats not the way they went about it
quiet oar
So upgrading is compeltely useless and people progress with lower ilvl??
drifting cloud
if you wanna get stuff done but dont like playing it, just do your 2x daily hc, scenario and 1 lfr wing
for passive 10k bronze / day
reasses in a month
quiet oar
If you would get higher ilvl in heroic
spare mist
Hello guys, I am new here, has anyone figured out what's the best rogue spec for MOP remix? I'm at 440 ilvl and I feel like I do 0 dps as outlaw atm compared to the other classes
normal mist
Hello guys, I am new here, has anyone figured out what's the best rogue spec for...
Ilvl is king
Spec is a bonus
quiet oar
If heroic drops 425
spare mist
Ilvl is king
440 ilvl is not too bad II still gort like 3 more rounds of upgrades before I am full
normal mist
440 ilvl is not too bad II still gort like 3 more rounds of upgrades before I am...
I recently got to 414ilvl and I'm doing like 1M DPS max, meanwhile people at 476 doing 5+ because of tinkers
quiet oar
Ye but why would you upgrade then
You would just try to bruteforce heroic bosses to get free ilvl
drifting cloud
440 ilvl is not too bad II still gort like 3 more rounds of upgrades before I am...
you get alot of power in the last upgrades
quiet oar
and heroic actually gives you extra stats
with epic items
Its still a fun gamemode, and not a thing you should progress
The raids should be trivalized
I mean yes that what happens when you jsut upgrade
and play the game and get brozne
I agree that bronze is still a bit too low
Because retail is the "real" mmo gameplay ??
and Remix is just a fun mode?
quiet oar
and skipping few tiers would make it too fast
floral reef
like this?
drifting cloud
well for tot and siege you get less than just brute farming bronze 😄
quiet oar
ye
runic matrix
im just confused why they put player power and cosmetics/mounts under the same currency
runic matrix
most people who complain spent most of their bronze on cosmetics first
drifting cloud
I mean I get it, it feels turbo bad to upgrae your gear if your end goal is just to get tmogs
but then people will just change their criteria and suddenly also want every title and achiev
drifting cloud
and end of the day AGAIN were 14 days in into a 95 day event
and some people have nothing left to spend bronze on
youll be fine with 80days left
quiet oar
Im done with raids already
toxic olive
and get the 40K plus prolly 30K by lvling
Sounds about right I end up between 75k to 80k each alt
drifting cloud
yeah people do some multibox strats + starter acc apparently you can boost urself to 70 in under 3h
quiet oar
Ye
drifting cloud
so that makes it better bronze/h than anything else
quiet oar
You get insane amoutn of threads
drifting cloud
if you only want mogs
toxic olive
It’s super chill to do on the side but I don’t try hard it. At the end I will be able to buy most stuff I really want and the rest is whatever
drifting cedar
Sarka back for raid only good or sim bait?
spice surge
Its a slight dps gain yes, but it comes at the cost of ~5% of your health, so i wouldnt use it on bosses you are struggling on
And its not good in keys
toxic olive
Also breaks stealth on a regular wouldn’t go for it
mystic osprey
Whats the highest kingsbane crit you guys are getting?
floral reef
smile
spice surge
Augs kinda scuff it too unfortunately
floral reef
our evoker swaps between dev and aug so sometimes i think im megablasting but just getting simped
normal mist
grim bison
And its not good in keys
dps gain is dps gain, ye sometimes it'll drop stealth, but if you wear it enough you can predict when (trust me)
quiet oar
i dont trust
normal mist
Trust
quiet oar
normal mist
I believe that source
quiet oar
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-a...
i dont think thats made up
sharp viper
subtle stream
It’s probably came up, but what’s the best tactic for AoE without IC/CT? (Using Caustic Splatter) is it worth it to try your get Caustic Splatter up on multiple targets? Once you get Caustic up, does the prio switch from Mutilate to FoK? I think I’ve incorrectly been giving FoK zero love with caustic splatter.
royal lantern
read splatter again
dark crag
Caustic is 1 target only
clever sapphire
there are so many things wrong with that question
dark crag
Did you mutilate all mobs?
subtle stream
Did you mutilate all mobs?
I don’t think it’s worth the gcds…
stoic bramble
Ashes or Grieftorch more important to get at start?
subtle stream
Ashes
dark crag
I don’t think it’s worth the gcds…
It's also not how splatter works
floral reef
pick a mob, get spatter up and success
subtle stream
If caustic is on multiple, wouldn’t FoK trigger splatter overlap? Or is that just silly
royal lantern
read
what splatter
does
please
there is a "1 TARGET ONLY" part
subtle tundra
Damn the reading comprehension devil got another
dark crag
subtle stream
K. Groovy. The place I’m reading the tooltip doesn’t say that Tryan
clever sapphire
would you play sark cape as assa in m+?
not sure what bug you are refering to, but sark cape will
A: unstealth you
B: you lose stamina which is bad for keys
C: it will probably proc at the end of the pack and you will cry
floral reef
K. Groovy. The place I’m reading the tooltip doesn’t say that Tryan
where u reading it from?
royal lantern
use sark cloak
sometimes stealth ends, w/e, its not a big deal really, never had any shit happening cus of that
floral reef
subtle stream
I get it. Thanks.
subtle tundra
Limit 1 😭😭😭😭
clever sapphire
subtle tundra
I wish I could read
subtle stream
No need to get douchy
subtle tundra
Ty
clever sapphire
aight nicer answer, spread bleeds, put up spatter on one mob, spam fok in 4+ targets for CP
mutilate the mob of your choice to keep spatter up only
stoic bramble
Is there atm a standard build for raids?
grim jay
Is there atm a standard build for raids?
there always is a standard build
and as always its in the guides
stoic bramble
and as always its in the guides
and as i know also, but the guides were updated like 2-3 weeks ago atleast by the Updated Timer on the Guide, so could have been, that something changed 😉
royal lantern
what changed
grim jay
and as i know also, but the guides were updated like 2-3 weeks ago atleast by th...
the guides get updated if something changes
clever sapphire
everyone is spicy today
grim jay
all the stuff and knowledge in here is provided by the same person that does the guides
subtle tundra
I'm freaky
What if instead of assassination we were freakynation
And we made out
royal lantern
gusty mirage
What if instead of assassination we were freakynation
please save hornyposting for when the hornypost CF (MakeitQuake) is online
royal lantern
:3 is a blessed place
no bad vibes, only :3
grim jay
please save hornyposting for when the hornypost CF (MakeitQuake) is online
I sometimes cant help myself if I see you around
subtle tundra
please save hornyposting for when the hornypost CF (MakeitQuake) is online
And who is the hornypost tc
gusty mirage
still quake
subtle tundra
I can go freaky with him
gusty mirage
he'd be offended if you didn't
sharp viper
please save hornyposting for when the hornypost CF (MakeitQuake) is online
what is CF?
sharp viper
ah, I was ready to bet on Crimson Fempest
spice surge
dps gain is dps gain, ye sometimes it'll drop stealth, but if you wear it enough...
Ye but in an environment where your success mostly relies on surviving oneshots, reducing your stamina by 5% for a 0.7% dps gain does not sound like a good choice 
spice spire
please save hornyposting for when the hornypost CF (MakeitQuake) is online
Dog what the fuck
junior aurora
oh cool shmeeps is here
spice spire
latent copper
is there a playstile for M+ i can use Acrobatic Strike and dont loose much dmg?
clever sapphire
i just found the best guy ever
junior aurora
Draenei 
clever sapphire
afflicted by that toy
clever sapphire
is there a playstile for M+ i can use Acrobatic Strike and dont loose much dmg?
i think you have to take a point out of deeper strat for that
latent copper
or Alacrity. Dunno im knew in assa but how do you handle that Mobs in M+ with their AOE effects? So often to run out
clever sapphire
get used to it 
also cant take a point out of alacrity without losing deeper strat
latent copper
true
clever sapphire
but i would just get used to not playing acro
since you wont have it in tww anyways
latent copper
oh ok
calm tendon
just returned today. so for assa m+ we should by dagger, ashes and diurna ring? or should it be better to buy boon instead of ring?
maiden rover
Dog what the fuck
Oh good ur here. Time to horny post.
spice spire
????
calm tendon
no dont buy boon
even if i dont have access to high ilvl boon ?`(only doing m+)
in s1 mythic boon was amazing .
potent raven
its up to you
u can use it as ur 2nd trinket
ashes is always #1 but 2nd u can buy
grieftorch or boon
the value of grieftorch is quite nice b.c ppl die in m+
boon is risky
calm tendon
yeah but i played boon already in s1
calm tendon
are we still getting bullions next weeks or is 6 the cap?
delicate imp
Question is Nick of time really the best OH for ass rogue?
potent raven
yea technically by like 0,3% i think
delicate imp
the 2nd strike proc alot?
spiral mist
in keys do you generally save dance for ic dotting or send with kb?
potent raven
u can do that while also using kb
woeful meteor
the 2nd strike proc alot?
.9% of your dmg
spice surge
in s1 mythic boon was amazing *.*
Ye and then the nerfed it by 25% going into this season, so it aint great
spice spire
heard i have to horny post for you >:)
Babe I’ve seen ur Twitter, that’s enough horny posting 
celest helm
in keys do you generally save dance for ic dotting or send with kb?
you always dance/KB but you can reapply dots during that window if you need to for IC garrotes
celest helm
Babe I’ve seen ur Twitter, that’s enough horny posting <a:peace_and_tranquility:...
bro it goes back and forth sometimes its wholesome, and sometimes its HOLE some
spice spire
God need that.
I mean yeah man, love ur bits on showing those frauds that sin is the superior spec (even when spriest is omega rn)
delicate imp
.9% of your dmg
thanks friend
potent raven
i wuvv sin
celest helm
God need that.
I mean yeah man, love ur bits on showing those frauds that sin is...
im a professional gaslighter atm, the secret is play with bad SPs so i look good
spice spire
Amen. Show those wannabe title spriest frauds 
celest helm
they provide me PI and good screenshots of high overall (im not padding plz no check logs)
spice spire
I’m gonna check logs
celest helm
Tyr weeks i try to be ethical ish
spice spire
Because I love the homies
spice spire
Correct
gusty mirage
Dog what the fuck
?
gusty mirage
you literally customize those cringe ass copy and paste memes every holiday
to harass me
quiet oar
It’s amazing to me that episode is referenced almost 20 years later
Well
20 years ago
i was 6
grim jay
Beta started in 2003
203 ad
quiet oar
The year i went to the elementary school 
quiet oar
fuck you and your editing
dn?
grim jay
spice spire
Beta started in 2003
I’m not counting beta but yeah in that case 20
ember mural
Just remember WoW is older than YouTube 
quiet oar
Well if we dont count betas, we shouldnt count the first seasons of the Addons
spice spire
Just remember WoW is older than YouTube <:PES_BlankieThumbsUp:585724566404595713...
Remember ur ass is older than god himself
ember mural
Remember ur ass is older than god himself
Mfer you're legit older than me
spice spire
Both things can be true bozo
gusty mirage
Just remember WoW is older than YouTube <:PES_BlankieThumbsUp:585724566404595713...
fuck you it's a 3 month difference
ember mural
vestal wren
i prefere youtube over wow
spice spire
Damn
gusty mirage
i prefere youtube over wow
I prefer suffering through diarrhea over wow tbh
grim jay
sounds shitty
gusty mirage
sounds shitty
vestal wren
I prefer suffering through diarrhea over wow tbh
oh you are the one person when they write
"9/10 adults suffer from diarrhea" in advertisements
gusty mirage
si
shy pecan
Remember ur ass is older than god himself
You’re old
spice spire
You’re older
shy pecan
grim jay
you both kinda sound pretty old
ive been told there shouldnt be a discussion about old age without mentioning quake and seli
spice spire
ive been told there shouldnt be a discussion about old age without mentioning qu...
I’m not even the oldest staff member here outside of seli
💀
gusty mirage
seli isn't even the oldest staff member here
grim jay
I’m not even the oldest staff member here outside of seli
idk, maybe someone just thinks you are old
waxen oyster
arent the admins ancient
gusty mirage
arent the admins ancient
yes the original shadows are up there
grim jay
rosvall?
waxen oyster
fitting how assa channel has the boomer talk
gusty mirage
rosvall and stjern are probably the youngest of the old guard
waxen oyster
ngl
grim jay
yeah he always had some good input
waxen oyster
tbh anyone relevant on this game pre mop
is likely in their 30s
or older
Idk why it is but it seems mostly pvpers that become big in their given scene at a younger age.
quiet oar
we lately decided that im old with 28
You are old
rotund osprey
Hey boys, very new to rogue and loving Assassination so far, so got some questions.
Sims telling me Voice of the Silent Star is nearly twice as big upgrade as Seal of Diurnas. Is it super int to use it if I'm planning to hop in some mythic raids with this alt? Don't really see how I'm supposed to proc the ring apart from head enchant and Grieftorch
waxen oyster
I mean his first r1 if I recall was in start of mop
quiet oar
Take me back to a time where Youtube and witch wasnt about meta whoring
gusty mirage
do you make a noise when you stand up from your chair?
wtf, why am I being attacked like this
floral reef
Take me back to a time where Youtube and witch wasnt about meta whoring
real
keen spruce
wtf, why am I being attacked like this
gusty mirage
Hey boys, very new to rogue and loving Assassination so far, so got some questio...
Is which one super int to use
keen spruce
https://tenor.com/view/back-pain-strained-grunting-noise-raphael-chestang-college-humor-gif-12711811
rotund osprey
Is which one super int to use
Voice
quiet oar
Cant play games anymore without 50 Videos about why this items is 0.1% bettet than the other one
gusty mirage
it's kinda ass to play in keys cause it knocks you out of stealth if anyone gets in range of you
but besides that it's good
waxen oyster
kalvish is like 16
gusty mirage
if you plan on doing high keys, I'd skip the cloak because assa dies in higher keys
keen spruce
Palumor making videos again 
gusty mirage
and sacrificing the stamina isn't worth it
waxen oyster
best cloak for keys is catalyze the sark cloak
gusty mirage
is that actually confirmed
gusty mirage
neat
waxen oyster
you cant catalyze the bullion one apparently
quiet oar
Yep
grim jay
if you plan on doing high keys, I'd skip the cloak because assa dies in higher k...
I mean at this point
what else will you do with the thing
people probably have everything set anyways
floral reef
im getting broodkeeper ring over sark cloak
rotund osprey
So for raid it's fine but ass for M+? Honestly don't know if the ring is worth it at all or if I should just get a bis stats one
grim jay
buy brood ring to be more tanky
thats bait
gusty mirage
So for raid it's fine but ass for M+? Honestly don't know if the ring is worth i...
well the ring has the same amount of stats as any other ring and just gives you a damage proc
keen spruce
So for raid it's fine but ass for M+? Honestly don't know if the ring is worth i...
it won't make a significant difference
gusty mirage
that other rings don't have
gusty mirage
and there is no "bis stat" for assa
grim jay
yeah statwise decent
waxen oyster
and assa isnt stat particular
grim jay
but the shield is bait
gusty mirage
it's a free shield
spice spire
Real
spice spire
Give me that hps parse
rotund osprey
Just stacking mast / crit atm, should I not?
keen spruce
Just stacking mast / crit atm, should I not?
you should just do what the sim tells you
rotund osprey
Dont have enough Haste i think
quiet oar
Give me that hps parse
Would you Review it?
keen spruce
stats change all the time
gusty mirage
!stats
prisma monolithBOT
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
rotund osprey
you should just do what the sim tells you
Aight thats what it's doing
keen spruce
or rather, stats are completely relative to your current gear
spice spire
Loosely, yes. But you’ll have to sim a bit. We like some stats more than other, but eventually you’ll end up pretty agnostic to any one specific stat and kinda just go with whatever robot tells you
grim jay
how is that bait
like you get a random shield proc at whatever time and it wont save you from anything. your heal will heal just the same with a little more overheal now and due to how unreliable it is, it wont save you from the important stuff thats oneshots
gusty mirage
ye you're straight chilling
keen spruce
so if you have a billion crit and mastery, sims will probably tell you to get some haste or vers at some point since assas is pretty balanced as far as the stats it wants
spice spire
Literally top gearing every five minutes
Rookie numbers we gotta pump those up
gusty mirage
like you get a random shield proc at whatever time and it wont save you from any...
but you're not giving up anything for it
grim jay
but you're not giving up anything for it
your ability to multispec until you get another craft
gusty mirage
multispec, good meme
grim jay
and also a slot for brezz
gusty mirage
as if you can't just fire off that ring as outlaw/sub and be just fine
grim jay
gusty mirage
you brezz on your ring?
grim jay
you brezz on your ring?
maybe you should think about what goes on the ring
its an embellishment
that you dont need to use on bracer or head
gusty mirage
maybe you should think about how you can put it on belt, bracers, or boots if you wanted to
gusty mirage
sure
gusty mirage
yes
rotund osprey
Thanks for the advice chads, will come back with more
gusty mirage
esp this late in an expac where secondaries start to gain on primary stat 
keen spruce
Think about this monke as building your character. If a perfectly played / BiS / optimal rogue is a 3000sqft house made of straw. then the monke pushing this little pile of straw is re-gemming your gear or optimizing stat weights
gusty mirage
you better not be eating that feast BUD @grim jay
better sim the food you're consuming for raid and keys
because secondary stat food beat out primary stat food for me last tier
MISTER
grim jay
gorilla gifs
toxic olive
I like all kinda apes so go for it
gusty mirage
I like all kinda apes so go for it
gusty mirage
my new vice is gorilla gifs ngl
keen spruce
keen spruce
booty scratcher
waxen oyster
like you wouldnt embellish head
grim jay
like you wouldnt embellish head
which is just wrong
there certainly are cases for it
and the engi head is kinda good aswell
waxen oyster
Head is the worst slot to
waxen oyster
most stats+helm enchant
waxen oyster
Yeah that's different
grim jay
who cares
if the sim says its better
its better
how much you value the head ilvl for the enchant or something doesnt matter the slightest
grim jay
oh no
gusty mirage
if you wanna brez your friends (imagine having friends, way to brag about it 
) I support you
grim jay
someone reading will jump on the race change train
waxen oyster
I mean if you care for performance
you play dwarf
otherwise whatever you dont hate looking at
lets be real
gusty mirage
I love how they nerfed diplomacy for humans
but didn't touch dwarf
ggs
10% rep too strong
grim jay
honestly dwarf isnt even a serious consideration
distant helm
real chads craft wrists bsl to get shield ring for more bsl uptime 
grim jay
who wants to look like that
lets be real
you immediately lose performance by looking absolute shit
and hating your character
gusty mirage
stoneform is so unbelievably fucking broken
grim jay
grim jay
that they could remove all the other racials
isnt that like
obvious
if they remove all the other racials?
I mean
what else will you pick
past bobcat
Yeah stoneform is so insane on its own
gusty mirage
like idk how anyone at blizzard can look at the racials
and be like YEAH THESE ARE ALL BALANCED
meanwhile nightborne gets a fucking mailbox
LMFAO
grim jay
I honestly dont know why racials are still a thing anyways
gusty mirage
I mean they're cool flavor
but the flavor stops being cool when one of them has stoneform AND crit damage
distant helm
racials should jsut be cosmetic change my mind
grim jay
and I dont know how noone jumped on the train to point out major inequalities that arent fair just based on race
blizz would immediately remove them that way for sure
gusty mirage
like they made meld a shadow of its original self
grim jay
gusty mirage
it's still cool
has some neat interactions with stealth classes
but isn't like giga OP outside of PVP
but if I've learned anything over the last 2 expacs, is that PVP is balanced using a dartboard and a weekly print out of community complaints
and they throw a dart every 2 months
icy acorn
havent played assa in a while and need some refreshing
do you apply rupture in a kb window? id assume you want to apply it outside of it right?
grim jay
but if I've learned anything over the last 2 expacs, is that PVP is balanced usi...
but theyve a note written with "dh and xy needs to be strong everytime"
gusty mirage
ye, you'd ideally apply it outside of the window, but if you're in a situation where it's gonna fall off in the KB window you just send it
better off refreshing it early if you run into that situation though
spice surge
havent played assa in a while and need some refreshing
do you apply rupture in a...
You always want rupture up and you want envenom up during all of kb
gusty mirage
losing some pandemic time >>>>>>>>>>>> letting it drop
or letting envenom drop during KB
icy acorn
so if im in a situation where rupture would fall off in a kb window i just apply it beforehand
icy acorn
oki ty
gusty mirage
shy pecan
gusty mirage
that play male blood elf unironically
just at Cev tbh
female belf animations are sick
idk why anyone would pick male if they play belf
grim jay
idk if I were to play one
id play male aswell ig
I in general dont play female chars unless I cant help it
gusty mirage
their stealth animation is stinky
gusty mirage
shout out to the goblin stealth animation for being fucking hilarious btw
icy acorn
i only play female chars because of their smaller hitbox q:)
spice spire
I like male nelf
floral reef
male nelf is super cursed
spice spire
Female belf tho
floral reef
used to like the old model for nelf
floral reef
same
spice spire
Didn’t even realize there was a new model
keen spruce
just play velf and get fancy hair
spice spire
Haven’t been nelf since like
keen spruce
spice spire
2013
gusty mirage
Didn’t even realize there was a new model
yeah there's a lot of it that just feels off
it's hard to explain
spice spire
2012?
waxen oyster
Male undead is like
floral reef
just play velf and get fancy hair
thats what i do dudeee velf is crazy cool
waxen oyster
im 14
spice spire
Whenever ToT was
gusty mirage
damn
he got me
female undead has one of the coolest finisher animations
shame their racials are dogshit
floral reef
i also like looking at my entropic embrace damage
waxen oyster
horde kinda stinky ngl
floral reef
the tauren stealth animation is also pretty funny
spice spire
horde kinda stinky ngl
False bestie
gusty mirage
this giant ass cow trying to sneak around
waxen oyster
sunwalkers
icy acorn
shame their racials are dogshit
it would be great if you could just choose racials without having to choose a certain playable race
gusty mirage
agreed
but with the last 3 expacs of wow already announced
probably won't ever happen
slate crown
it would be great if you could just choose racials without having to choose a ce...
Didn't they do something for tww with the engineering thing
Thought I remembered something like that
icy acorn
but with the last 3 expacs of wow already announced
"last three"
just you wait until the jailer shows himself again telling us how he planned everything since 1993
slate crown
What do you think the jailer was doing in 1992?
icy acorn
and u can teleport through echo of nelth walls
wait really? why didnt anyone tell me sooner
keen spruce
wait really? why didnt anyone tell me sooner
ye if you ever get stuck you can velf ghost through them. They're coded weird
I think it works on gnarlroot as well?
floral reef
it does
spice spire
What do you think the jailer was doing in 1992?
TIL I’m the jailer
slate crown
TIL I’m the jailer
Wait i'm older than you?
silk bane
What do you think the jailer was doing in 1992?
We don’t talk about that. He was young he was naive, he needed the money.
quaint flare
do i let empowered garrote fall off before refreshing or just normal pandemic refresh
brisk badge
Hello, Am facing a problem sometimes i pull mobs from the tank with full cds in M+15 and more, i tried to stop dps and delay tricks till my opener but still i keep getting aggro from main target. am i doin something wrong ? or there is a tricks or something ? if anyone can help please
and how can i deal with threat miss management from the tanks ?
spice surge
Have evasion up or hope they taunt
spice spire
Do you pop tricks of the trade? You shouldn’t have to since our aggro is kind of eh. But yeah shouldn’t have threat ever unless you prepull
brisk badge
yes i do use TOT
spice surge
Deathmark kingsbane prio definitely pulls aggro later on
Unless the tank is aware of it
royal lantern
but with the last 3 expacs of wow already announced
what
drifting cloud
what
spice surge
Hold tricks until later on in kb, vanish early, use evasion or yell at your tank
But tricks doesnt really do much so
brisk badge
cuz its really annoying
junior aurora
tbh just play with better tanks
spice surge
Better tanks in this case is tanks that have actually played with assa rogues before
because theres no other spec in the game that does the same type of damage and actually rips threat 15-20 seconds into the pull, so a lot of people just dont expect it
Just like the aggro reset on tindral during his shield, gotta be ready with the evasion
silk bane
^ I just evasion after the 2nd shiv at this point ngl
royal lantern
Better tanks in this case is tanks that have actually played with assa rogues be...
doing m+ with a guild tank and getting them addicted to the iron wire silence + DR on pulls is 10/10
spice surge
You mean starting the DR on their sigils way too early?
royal lantern
nah, our tanks rn are a dk and a druid
slate crown
Born before 92? Yeah
yeah, 90
spice spire
did you write down your last will already?
I’ve had mine prepared since I was 21
lean portal
doing m+ with a guild tank and getting them addicted to the iron wire silence + ...
whats DR ?
spice spire
Damage reduction
lean portal
o ye
grim jay
I’ve had mine prepared since I was 21
that sounds like you decided to donate everything you have to charity or something
spice spire
No
deep lotus
hey all is there any spec dps chart around? thanks
slate crown
that sounds like you decided to donate everything you have to charity or somethi...
Honestly if you have people close to you in your life at all it's just a good idea to prepare early
grim jay
Honestly if you have people close to you in your life at all it's just a good id...
yeah but like it can change so fast
slate crown
Then you change it 🙂
spice spire
so much work
Not a ton at all
I’ve edited mine 4/5 times
Just had to recently change mine a few months ago
kindred flare
!dagger
prisma monolithBOT
kindred flare
My tooltip is saying 10% walking and mounted speed for the dragonkin buff, did something change?
spice surge
No the image is just wrong
Its 5% if youre on a continent you havent explored, 10% if you have
kindred flare
heard, thanks, any of the others change with other criteria?
spice surge
well its not a cheat death either, idk just run the speed 
kindred flare
yeah, its a 200k heal, which will only do so much in this one shot meta if cheat is down lol
spice surge
Does it even heal for that much? Should be 10% of your health but ig it can crit