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I know that was the case for frost mage
sure you can
Well you’re an assa rogue
You wouldn’t play wound regardless
it doesnt activate spatter
Correct
i was like wheres my dmg
yeah
You don’t play wound on assassination
not even DTB?
You don’t play wound on assassination
I dont play wound on assassination
There ya go
the mindcontroll works
the answer is
woundpoison is a HUGE dmg down for assa, like, ridicolous huge
for outlaw/sub it doesnt matter cus instant poison allready does 0 dmg and is not a real part of their dmg
ok
(thats why i still think that the wound poison talent should add the healing reduction to instant/deadly poison instead of beeing its own thing)
message received, going crippling for maximum grief
Well youre losing dps without crippling 
Yes shiv with a fully specced crippling is 92%
But without crippling youre losing a stack of lethal dose, which is unlucky
playing without DTB
so it's just atrophic
I think you can run dtb with deadly + wounding and it's not much of a DPS loss
Like it's some but better than sanguine healing
Don't put points into amp poison, use wound poison to replace instant poison instead
Wound is only a bit worse than instant
Whereas it's much worse than deadly or amp
There are quiet a bit of options now for m+ what would you guys recco to run? Im running DtB now with amp I feel like that poison build is kinda stable overall
I guess AS could be pretty useful in some dungeons cus of the shit on the ground'
Very few logs play AS. But it’s not a huge loss if you want to play it. The poison build is pretty good this week, I think you probably still play it in RLP and ULD on fort weeks
But this season has lots of AOE and the shock build is very good
Some people are playing hybrid as well. It’s not for me. I like having execute, but it’s not bad
I tried hybrid yeah I think its too much work for the same result
I think it’s probably pretty good in BrH and NoK. But in reality all the builds are really close. And you should play which ever you find fun
yeah agreed
I really enjoy playing the poison build rn its fun to see everything just melt hehe
The poison build is great, and much much less reliant on stealth, which is worth a lot in pugs
yeah and this fucking cloak haha
Hmm?
aah the voice of the silent star takes you out of stealth
its actually nuts like my tank takes dmg and im out of stealth
Dont use it in keys 
or anything else lol
It also doesnt have stamina, so its kinda terrible for doing hard content
yeah im a fool haha
Ohh. That thing. Yeah as a m+ player I won’t be buying that lol
yeah...
im trying to grind some epic bgs to get some honor gear but hahaha im never in stealth
Any one have a clip of themselves doing the snap in Academy?
"a bit"??????????????
holy fucking cope batman
calling it a bit worse, is literally the definition of misinformation
wat do u mean
Sin should have stayed this strong both patches
sorry the only PI class with absurd burst allowed to exist is unholy dk
Fr?
in fact they got buffed in 10.0
You can snap the birds from Boss room and first pack before ravager back to the wind mini boss and my tank says it’s a rogue thing 🫡
ye im not getting pid bu the uhdk is.. i'm not complaining
And demo
ohhhhhh
are u doing like fcking 15s or something
Yes lol
ah fair
Do I have to tag first? Or rank tags mini boss first? Or doesn’t matter?
Mini boss is irrelevant
Okay cool. Thank you!
Can i not make a marco to Deathmark and use Manic Grieftorch as the same time ?
no
deathmark is on the gcd and grieftorch is a channel
you can't use both at the same time by definition
Not that you'd want to, even if you could
okay nice ty m8 🙂 what will you say will be good more to marco is a long time sens i have play Assassi have not play sens BFA
it's just dance+kb+ashes, deathmark+racial+potion
Does order matter on the macro? Is it in the order you put it?
only matters that dance is before kb
rest is whatever
Thanks!
Is there any reason that Cruel Dreamcarver would be prioritized over other potential raid daggers? The on-use of it feels pretty minimal, but it's just a pretty common drop, right?
Seems like its just for non damage reasons. So speed, leech below 50% etc.
Fair enough, I was thinking of weighing that against "better" secondary stats as it was
!dagger
Obv take the critter one 
Oh for sure, that is the meta but don't let everyone find out
The secret is safe with me
secondaries just don't matter that much
I suppose that's true, and there's such a minimal amount of them on daggers
Warrior main brain wants me to unga specific stats

everybody died on NO11, last boss boss left with 10m, eva, dotted him and runned on laps
it worked lmao
for st burst, i saw some pros using shiv before deathmark instead of other way around
but it is before deathmark
doesn't matter
ok, i always used after, good to know
if you want to min max, shiv > deathmark
and i guess we pot start of fight as it goes longer than our burst and we do after burst less dmg as we dont have improved garrote, while using trinket exactly with shadow dance/kingsbane, right?
why not before pot?

I just said shiv into dm is slightly worse
if you're using ashes, macro it to kb, not dm
you can pot early if you want I guess
all of these things are like 0.1% or 0.2% back and forth
if you're really trying to min max that hard I'd hope that you also have insane kill times and your raid lets you pad
otherwise what are we doing
if your kill time is 2:00 instead of 2:30
you're down a couple % already
L
so for burst window: dm->shiv->dance->tea, ashes->kb, right?
so that i can use tea midfight to get energy?
and 1 every minute for kb ofc
yes
but given a short dmg window or less uptime, i would want 2 tea, as i will have enough energy, right?
if you can't use your teas otherwise, sure
you never want to end the fight with tea charges
given i have no procs at all in opener and have to spend much energy, so that i wouldnt overcap with tea, should i use 2 then too?
you always have energy in opener
there is no chance
lust + deathmark alone drowns you
double tea in opener is simply overcap
ok
an envenom with < 3combo points while having it active is better than waiting for 4+ combo points without envenom active?
never
so its:
if 4+ combo points and
(envenom duration < 1/2 sec or stacks overcapping) -> envenom
to pool energy
you maintain envenom with 4+ cp until you cant
then you reset your energy
and go again
so i dont cast anything for 10 sec straight?
do /dance
and let envenom stacks overcap 20?
you start the chain on 20
cp?
and start what chain? rotation chain?
Read About Pooling
Video
TLDR:```- Outside of Cooldowns, you want to wait until your envenom is in pandemic/around 1 second in order to proc tier. This is the core concept of "chaining", where you clip envenoms back to back
- If it's getting uncomfortable to chain, or you have to let envenom drop, pool back up to around 80% energy, and then start another chain
- Always wait to envenom, never wait to mutilate/ambush. You want to generate your combo points as soon as possible, and then evaluate whether you should pool or use a finisher
- Without 4 piece, chaining envenoms has no benefit and you can try to be above 50% energy for sanguine
- With 4 piece, the chain takes priority over sanguine and you would play around the tier, not sanguine```The reason we do this is to maximize uptimes and tier procs which is a more efficient energy use
just read this man idk
and whats cp? xD idk the shortcut
just trying to optimize everything i can xD
just started with the spec yesterday, i love it 🙂 currently 490 ilvl tho xD
yeah
there's like
35 other things to worry about
no one that plays assa thinks about the things you've mentioned in the last 10 minutes
just gotta prioritize things that actually matter
can i post logs and someone points on big mistakes you see?
saw that beeing a thing in other class discord, dont know if its everwhere the same
stay in melee range, use your CDs on CD, press buttons in the right order during CDs, follow the pooling directions above to squeeze out a little more damage.
das it

there's no secret sauce
There isn't a dedicated log review system, but feel free to post logs
someone will normally take a look when they get a chance
not always, but there's usually someone around
not best kill timing xD:
https://de.warcraftlogs.com/reports/PgLZqNVy6jThYrK3#fight=21&type=damage-done&source=778
I can't read logs cause i can't read


warum nicht? ist doch ne tolle sprache xD
Spatter on rashok 
scoot dance one global later
you're probably button mashing and since dance is off GCD it's getting fired early
you might lose a global during dance doing it this way
the rest looks pretty good at a glance in the opener except for that tea
right after KB
spatter on rashok is tough
If you remove the de. in the URL it defaults back to english
don't come in here with logic and sense making
Or change the language
no place for that here
I will just click on things until a screen looks familiar
TIL Fähigkeiten = casts
thanks, thats true
You live your life the way you want champ
‘Murica
earlier? or when?
considering i take 2 teas (what i did there)
put the trinket with your shadow dance/kingsbane
u don't use 2 teas
just the tea at the end
if you really wanna use 2 teas then that spot is fine ig... but idk why you would
you get way more value out of the energy later when you need it
wanted to get highest burst possible 🙂 who cares about overall yk?
so macro dance, kb and ashes?
yes
Not another double tea convo

scourge on society
thanks a lot for advice, but gotta get some sleep xD
gn8
Wait we changing macro ashes with dm to kb now?

Tight spender is also better than improved ambush
Many advanced technologies were discovered in january
I thought we were still playing improved ambush in raid?
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version
Tight spender technically better
Interesting
When the wizards find new tech mid-late in the season they sometimes done make a huge announcement about it
Dont*
When the difference is so small
Well the tea thing isn’t new

When they nerfed blindside early last season tight spender became better
Come to think of it
I’ve had tea macro’d to shiv lol
I’ve only had tea for the first half of my KB

Literally not
god gamer
Look at the moves
What was that Koz!??
In my defence
I don’t play this class lol
This patch is the first time ever it’s not been a 3rd alt
If it was him it'd be in the guide
I know it wasn’t
I was joking
This is where I got it from!
There. I blame that guy, who ever he is.
MASTERCLASS
Hard to argue with that
it wasn't even mid season
It was mid season when I found out 
So it was mid season
I said the tea thing wasn’t new
improved ambush only changed cause blindside nerf

tyr
Some might even say preseason
Im talkin about last season 
This season isn’t real
Tbh I forgot s4 was a thing. Small duck brain struggles with object permanence.
Real
is it dumb to waste a bullion on a weapon ?
since mine are shit
i can get weapon today and ashes trinket tomorrow
also are we suppose to even use the on use for th dreamcarver weapon dagger ?
!dagger - Whichever of these you want, most people opt for speed I think
Weapon isn’t a bad pickup. Probably best to sim. You’ll eventually get another two more bullion purchases in a few weeks with another weekly quest, so can pick whatever after that.
@slate crown u think its worth spending a bullion on a dagger if mine are bad
or ashes trinket first ?
im switching from outlaw so i only have 1 bullion i can use now and 1 tomrorow
my gear is bad ill show u i see people use carver weapon but i think fang sims highest for me
not sure which 1 to get
Really depends on your priorities.
Ashes is really good, but hard to get. As for Weapons, any Myth track dagger is good, which has a variety of sources.
If you have a raid team depending on your performance and you want to have as much output as soon as possible and want to spend your bullions accordingly, then do as was stated above and Sim.
If, like me, you don't have a raid team depending on your performance, and instead want to pick based on what is hard/easy to get and what you are likely to get on myth track, Ashes is a good pick
HM Nick of Time still worth?
I still don't have a myth track dagger myself, but I bought Ashes/ Torch / Vault ring because theres no way I'm going to get any of those on myth track naturally
But you don't have to decide with the same strategy, buying a dagger is good if you can upgrade it with crests
i dont raid with a group i pug rarely i just do m+
Yes
i dont plan on doing hardmode or getting nick of time unless u can get it with a bullion
My next bullion may be a dagger for myself, but I already have the hard-to-get stuff from my previous bullions
And if I get lucky with a dagger from vault I may forego that and get the shield vault ring instead
@slate crown see my gear sucks but for m+ it wants this https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/jmoTWpsvtG9RWCb6HsB7f1
but is it only siming low for dreamcarver because i have season 3 one still on as my offhand ?
Yes, because you can only replace it in your OH
Everything else are larger gains because Shard is a poor dagger to have
You also can craft a dagger if you'd like. The difficulty is that ashes has one source and it only comes around every 3 weeks. It happens to also be next week though, so you can wait to see if you can get it to drop by doing the raid. But, if you're never going to do the raid, then the only way to get the trinket is bullions. M+ offers a variety of daggers you can get instead of a bullion dagger. Sure, it's at Hero track maximum, but you need crests to level up a bullion weapon to that level anyways
But, again, if you want better immediate damage that a new mainhand can offer you over the Shard, then a weapon is a good pick too
@shy pecan so what dagger should i get with bullion
Whichever sims highest 
Exactly this
so the fang
If that's what's simming best, then go with that dagger-wise
does offhand dagger really matter for dmg or is it mostly just mainhand
It's main-hand that matters
OH is just a glorified stat stick that enables you to hit mutilate
ok ya so then i would replace my shard and just use lower ilvl season 3 dagger in offhand till ig et another 1 right?
'or can i put shard in my offhand
since its higher ilvl
Even though it's higher ilvl, it has far less stats than your dreamcarver
Since it has no secondaries, just a proc.
ya so ill keep carver as offahd i guess
my gear is so bad
i was outlaw ans switches to assasin seems easier to play
where do we get bis cloak from ?
If you're doing M+, the cloak you want is probably just any high ilvl cloak, doesn't matter. Ilvl is the most important thing there
The raid cloak is from final boss of Aberrus, or Bullions, but it has no stamina, and the damage it grants is not really amazing. Lacking the stamina is a huge loss for your M+ survivability, and it sounds like M+ is your focus so I'd avoid it
ok
so get main hand dagger today and then buy ashes trinket tomorrow
do u macro ashes trinekt with vendetta ?
or deathmark whatever its called
That sounds like a pretty good plan.
You can yes, some people prefer putting it on KB instead of DM, some do DM. Both are fine. Personally I just press it manually with DM but a macro is totally fine
my issue is when we are swapping targets to put bleeds up does it matter what target we deathmark ?
'or do i put bleeds up then dm main target ?
Think of it this way
Firstly, deathmark functions by duplicating your bleeds, so you need to have bleeds maintained. You can apply bleeds after deathmark
But, your deathmark target, if you are playing properly, is going to die pretty quickly. So, you want to be casting it on the biggest HP enemy you can find in a pull
!guide - Wowhead guide has a section for Multi-target, which will outline how to do the most damage assuming targets live
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However, in lower keys, it becomes better to just push your CDs out faster. One second
i just wanna make sure we dont use vanish garrote in the same pull we only use it if we need to refresh or go into next pull if we cant stealth correct ?
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This goes over managing your CDs in aoe and handling different difficulties of dungeon
It's for 10.2 but the lessons are still applicable today
ill watch it in a few ty but what i said is correct as well right
It's really a judgement call, you learn as you play. Generally you use vanish for the purposes of spreading bleeds in M+ if the tank is chain pulling
In Single target / raid, and if you know you won't need it for bleeds later, you can use it on a boss for your final 2 ticks of Deathmark+kingsbane for extra crit on it. Identifying which of those two use cases you want to go for just takes practice in M+.
In a raid you always use vanish for the final ticks of Deathmark+kingsbane
is there such thing as 2 much mastery
i made my crafted gear crit mastery i think i messed up
when i highlight over mastery it says i have a 10 percent penalty
All stats hit a point of diminishing returns technically speaking. The msot concise answer to stats is "What the robot tells you"
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
most people make there crafted gear crit mastery tho right cause i keep buying missives and recrafting and its costing me a shit to
ton
Most people will use the Sim to determine it. Personally Crit/Mastery seems to always be what my sims want but others may be different.
Also depends on if you wanna offspec sub
so i understand if theres 7+ tagets can i jsut keep casting garrote on the same target and it will use the smart system to apply on ones that dont have it ? or do i have to find the target that dont have it and apply it to them ?
Both works til 7 since the copied garrote will be on those who don’t have one
Let’s suppose there are targets named A B C D E F G
You stealth garrote A, A B C now have it
You garrote A again, D E gets it
One more time and F G gets it
o this whole time i thought u had to tab target
what about rupture can i keep casting it on same 1 and it will spread to others
Same rule
so keep rupturing the same target
only during nightstalker tho right ?
or does it work outside of it
During the buff, those 2 skills will have highlights for the duration when you can do that
Or you can make a small weakaura to track the buff
Brother, you can literally make one in 30 secs
If you can’t find one til 3hrs later I’ll share mine when I get home
ya i got no cluse how to do that
i just need the name of it so it shows when it auto spreads
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ty
Whoever just asked about their mythic+ build
It's just the normal cleave build but instead of Iron Wire you took Improved Poisons
It's a fine build
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you can macro kb and dance together and you can macro ashes into dm, those are the only macros i could think of
macro /w PI ME with deathmark

delete pi
i have a wa for that

only found 1 priest so far tho that could actually react to me whispering them
heck once had a shadow priest that was actually playing around my cooldowns in raid and he pressed PI when i pressed cooldowns
And me
i didnt even whisper him
Delete me too
its too early for existentialist dooming oxi
you said too early, im about to go home from work in an hour
yeah but you live in a nebulous timezone
and it its too early for me its too early for thee
austria yap (im hopping off work early because i dont wanna be here anymore)
what
what
Should be this one
I want it to automatically pick any priest in my party
Without me having to type their name in box
welp i only have this
Hmm thanks tho
i only use this in raid so its good enough for me
i dont really care about pi in pugs/m+
does it not spam it
sick of u to assume any priest will pi u
not when you press the button
No it’s not a macro, when you cast there’s only one cast event
That’s what it’s based off of
to be fair im thinking like
in raid my priests pi uhdk and hunters
i think hunters would do 0 dps without pi
assa is best pi target, your raid is trolling
so ill be fine even without pi
That said, an argument could be made that spamming with a macro is better
im a trial
i cant just tell them to pi me and ik its the best pi, i mean i can
but i dont want to
there alrdy was an argument abt pi
so whatever bro gonna stay out of it lol
ah ye i do that also
i dont even mention pi in guilds anymore
its always some hot topic
if its assigned to me in a raidnote i adjust my wa and thats that
my vdh friend inv'd a 3k rio sp friend who was ping our lock
and when i told the vdh that lock is like
shit for pi and assa is x100 better
he just never replied to me
afterwards
idk why are ppl so dumb and srs about it
tbf, spriesr pu is bad for assa
its just mroe efficient to pi an assa
cus spriest is using it for themself
and shares with others while doing it
assa timers dont aling with spriest timers
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yea sadly
i dont evne have the motivation to get on this game anymore cuz of how boring m+ is
3k aug = 1,3k peak with everything else, doesnt even know why interupts need to be done
and m+ is the only fun for me besides raid
last time m+ was fun was in S4 shadowlands and i will fight anyone over it (i wont im against violence, i will just poison your drink)
m+ needs some bigger changes, the mode just grew stale
they should make some queue system for m+
its jut surreal
sitting and applying for
1 hour
to brick a key on first pack
that would not work
the main problem while you often wait so long is because: BL/CR are randomly given to classes indtead of giving all healers a cr and all tanks BL
and that the balance in m+ is an absolute shitshow
you mean like solo queue in pvp? sitting in queue for 1 hour just to have someone leave because bad player in lobby? 
cowl is horrible ggs
no need to play around seal, you have the S3 enchant to proc the ring and thats all you need
that ring is shit its just a ring with extra proc on it, nothing else
u dont need to play around it
ye
wha that guy said
you compare a hero shooter with 7min games with a mmo where people play 1 class and often 1 spec
S3 enchant?
where things are not spread out even at all
the head enchant from the raid, that you get from the quest in there
and you can swap characters in OW
i guess it is what it is
earliest i can see any major m+ changes is S2 of TWW
i dont think they will touch it any sooner seeing how hero talents still are in a shitty place for S1
and the delves or whatever is also comin in S1
so i dont think they care much about m+ currently
good
fuck m+
did so much dmg to the game by making blizz lazy af with endgame content
wdym they are tuning really well in mop remix, the for fun gamemode where they are looking at all the places to nerf to remove the fun 
man
people should stop crying about degen mob farms getting nerfed
and if they didnt get nerfed, they would instead cry "OMG IM FORCED TO DO THEM!!!111!!!!!"
wow community

evil blizzard making me engage with the content of the gamemode instead of grouping up with 2 moonkins that spam starfall and loot enemys every 2min
they HATE fun >:C
in theory, could I actually get the timestrike weapon from vault? No, right? Because it cant be run as m+?
yap you cant
i mean i didnt get past lvl 17 because i fell asleep and im not willing to log onto mop remix
so its whatever for me
i just find it so funny that blizzard just nerfed people that grinded
ok ty
I mean the Mode is good
But getting lazy over it aint
Its kinda funny they took it from d3 as an insane feature, put it into wow and then proceed to do stupid stuff with it for d4

Thanks man
just make sure in the macro its dance into kingsbane and not the other way around
So that kb gets the benefit from night stalker?
yap
can you still get S3 helm enchant in season 4?
dont have to wait 5 weeks like before?
nah
Once those 5 weeks passed everybody could get em in a single run
And thats still true
Even when its not awakened
aanyone gaming this trinket in keys? replacing grieftorch, im little bit woried about its dmg
suffering is good, but also fairly random
quite often i need to finish a mob from the last pack while the tank is already sprinting towards the next pack but i want to restealth. Does it make a difference if I try to proc a beefy sudden demise with a 5cp rupture or am i better off with envenom? Am I overthinking? 😄
Envenom lol
SD is a bonus. Not a goal
tell your tank to chain more efficiently
that's the real solution
if he's chaining with 1 mob remaining at like 5% health he's just bad at tanking
i just wish he wouldn't be deaf on that ear
Amen
Chaining is good for us. Low chaining fucking dogshit
Instead of saying "dont chain a mob with 5%" so that you can get restealth, tell him to chain earlier
Isn't not chaining at all better than chaining early?
no
it's significantly more efficient for timing a key to chain earlier
than it is to wait for the entire pack to die so that the rogue can restealth
You just need bleeds up on targets to get energy, if you chain so that you always have bleeds up its good
and things will die as you're spreading bleeds on the new pack so you're being flooded with energy
but if I had to pick between a tank chaining 1 or 2 mobs at 10% health or just waiting for them to die to pull the new pack, you're better off waiting for the pack to die
because at that point he's just cucking the rogue and the healer
So if they chain early and you have no vanish or SD/KB combo to get access to IC, are you supposed to rapture 3/4 times manually and then continue like normal?
in regard to time efficiency if you have a rogue: early chaining >>> waiting for the pack to die >>>>>>>>>> bad chaining
bad chaining is actually just awful
This has been very common for me 
that's very common for everyone dw
Guys, is it worth to buy Diurna's ring with bullion?
I already have ashes and grieftorch
and get back into stealth
ye, it has the same stat weight as any other ring, but has the perk of a damage proc
Also depends on what you mean with diurna ring, the one from diurna or the one named diurna? 
so it's same amount of secondary as any other ring, but also has a damage proc
Either way both are good, but i would start with the damage one
not as good as you
The shield ring is also technically a dps increase since on average youll get slightly higher BSL uptime 
press shiny buttons for 4-8 keys depending on how much I hate myself per week, things die, log off for the week
the thing is
good chain pulling is like this: Important enemys are dead or allready have their important mechanics interupted and wont do them again for a long time and will be dead before that, everything else is at ~40% hp, so i pull the next pack now cus 1 guy has a CD running/CD ready and we can speed things up by a really high amount that way
what 99% of tanks do is: "current pack at 5% hp? lets pull the next one, even thougnt it doesnt really do anything and when i play with a stealth class i kinda annoy them/in case of outlaw fuck them kinda hard lmao, im a pro Veng dh btw"
🙂
up there with the 1 blood dk I played with last season who pulled no more than 5 mobs at a time
"because the fury warrior is target capped"

(the warrior was arms btw but tomato tomatoe i guess)
dont forget when their chainpulling is "i use my ranged ability once and the healer pulls aggro by their running hots"

I once tanked with 2 outlaws and I was chaining a DHT pretty early and got super flamed
imagine pulling a dungeon around a fury warrior
imagine thinking target caps matter
tbf outlaw rogues are freaks, that's on them
most outlaw rogues are unga bunga
good
they're my pfp incarnate
fuck outlaw
True, but also no restealths stink real big on outlaw
Amen
But isn't always having 8 good targets to shoot at better dps wise?
if you really wanna annoy them, sometimes just dont pull thing instantly when the outlaw is spamming ADADADADADADADADADADADAD like crazy in stealth
just for 4-5 seconds
ye having 8 targets will be better for overall group dps
Well you have 3 dps in your group. If you have 10 targets two of them do more damage and the outlaw still does the same, overall dps is still higher
their ADHD brains will make them explode
because the tank and healer are also doing more damage
and more than make up for the target cap (lmao outlaw's still capped in 2024 BOZO ASS SPEC LMFAO)
What is clownish in having to precast for 24 seconds before a key???

Atleast they fixed the ER stuff
So they didnt have to hit a turnip for 3 mins before
just to watch
I came out of my office to make tea, glad to see we are still shitting on outlaw
you think the shadows would get mad at me if I turned off the outlaw role's ability to type outside of #outlaw ?

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yes
but i support it

AND

let me ask bonkles
I say - if you pull all mobs in dungeon and kill them all in 30 min you’ll have more dps then chain pulling them by 8
just to mess with them even more
@stuck knoll can I be mean to the outlaw rogues (with no specific thing in mind, pls dont read above)
also ban emotes
under messages
I'd ask shiennar but he'd just lecture me on not trolling people
he's grown soft in his purple days
@earnest remnant this other lawyer refuses to settle this case.... because of $26.
this is going to go to trial
over twenty six fucking dollars
his client is an insurance company
and they love not paying money
no matter the amount
I am applying to work in a law library
@earnest remnant @gusty mirage
So if you need to find something
I bet it was a lot better than when I worked in the law library as part of the work study program in law school

you don't have sovereign citizens in ireland do you
yes please
it'll be mostly people studying for exams
Sovereign citizens are amusing to watch
I used to sit there and some dude would come up and ask me to pull up a supreme court case from like 1833
I'm like bro
fuck you


I know you aint talkin' mr. make it quake
I am
Are you not?
dont you ahve people to save
I’ve done my rounds this am bozo
instead of horny watching
Make it (the booty) quake
I'd have to go into the basement where we kept all the old supreme court reporters
and sort through these dusty ass books
I’m retired so instead of log watching, I’m horny watching
to find this obscure fucking ruling
Real
so this guy can terrorize a judge
being a lawyer
"YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME BECAUSE I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN"
No?
I can't wait for this lawyer to read my response to his motion today
I'm waiting for the phone call
xD
@stuck knoll did I show you it
my mum lost a case due to temperment
Better or worse than the SY incident?
or rather
@stuck knoll
got kicked of the case
Lawyer burns go so hard ngl
You guys just learn to say fuck you professionally
And it is beautiful
I spent half the motion response calling him an idiot in more professional fancy words
Mom decided to call the opposition Narcissistic assholes, who should try and live in other peoples shoes for some time
Although idk if it will ever beat that one guy you told to fuck off
i almost spat out my coffee
from personal experience, that's frowned upon
His name started with a Y
Last name was Y. I remember ol SY
Goat situation
apparently calling someone an asshole in an email is against the rules of professional conduct
Didn’t you get a slap on the wrist from the ethics board or some shit
no it was confirmed
Your mom is based af
she is also very good at throwing slippers
Lockdown oxi was the realest mf I ever met
Sovereign Citizens are hilarious spectacle content to watch from the outside but I'm sure they're the most insufferable people imaginable if you're actually a laywer
I was told very firmly that I owe a duty of civility to fellow counsel even if they are being the words I'm not allowed to use
me whos seen 2.5 episodes of suits : oh yeah thats a uhhh rough one big oof
aka "don't put it in writing"
They’re so real for that
“Call him a dickhead at the bar like a normal lawyer”
tru
I called someone a horrible human being this morning
LOLfucking lawyers
wakes up: ah yes lemme berate every person i come in contact to today! i studied hard for this
had a new intern keep questioning me
as to why she had to do something
and i had enough
CUS I FUCKING SAID SO
CUS I DONT WANNA DO IT
SO YOU HAVE TO
cunt
-.-
If it’s within the realm of her internship, and it was asked: that’s why
it is
nah do europeans not have HR?
she was being a bitch wdym
cuz uh i do that shit and i got 135 hours of mandatory training
i believe word for word was like this
"Counsel submitted their discovery 30 minutes late so we're entitled to dismissal"
"god why do you have to be such a fluffy unicorn, just do it"
"Kathy, this is the pettiest reason for a dismissal I've ever seen argued. You must make a lot of friends."
"Next time read the rules, assuming you know how to read"
LMAO
"Off the record, you're a horrible human being"
if u said it, she mustve deserved it then. oxi best lawyer. best man. best person. best rogue >3
sir you're circumventing the filter rn (:
Oh yeah wtf
moroes can't filter us
Ban this man
happy?
LMAO
Fluffy unicorn 
yes
she was being a fluffly unicorn tho

worst part is oxi, i legit just asked her to file something for me
while i was on the road
if I can only get one trinket at the moment, do I get ashes or grieftorch first?
-.-
Ashes
Less though send it with dm
I'd probably lean ashes, but if you pug with apes a lot

grieftorch is very funny
roger
because you'll just do a bajillion more damage cause people can't not stand in swirlies
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also good for all 3
one is bis for all 3
other is bis for 2
seems like an easy choice
unless i suck at math
u do, youre a lawyer not a mathematician
thank you you too orange oxi!
but im asian
that doesent add up
could be poor math skills
and fwiw, on the record oxi, youre an amazing human being 
technically, same
but 
It’s true he is I can confirm
Grade A wonderful
I'm aight
Grade A like a steak?
Ye
if so where can i have some?
go home
yeah they're not gonna let me do that
sneak out
my office is right next to my boss's lmao
"im going to meet a client"
and we have automatic lights so they go out after 10 minutes
never comes back
Go out for lunch
dog I got a house to buy and a wedding to pay for
And take a long one
tf you mean never come back
dunno im on a base salary
Is she off today?
cant compute
same
yes
then she gets fucked working back to back to back 12 hour shifts
nerd decided to become a nurse practioner
LMAO
L
noob choice ong
Hospital shifts are brutal man
shouldve read the guide better
the owner is just a cheap fuck
with one provider btw
Nurse is bad especially cuz you get all the stress and none or the pay
Get one of these, lights stay on
she's the only provider on site
for 12 hours
so those federally mandated breaks? nonexistent
I've been telling her to report his ass to the department of labor for 6 months now
Practitioner gets some of the pay
But yeah
regular nurses make more than NPs now
That’s a wtf moment
wdym
No shot
Had an argument with my granda over why they keep emigrating
Travel nurses aren’t run of the mill and have a lot of problematic deals, lack of insurance etc
120 + decent bennies is better off
well she's at an urgent care rn so she's only making about $98k
Your normal nurse that just works at a hospital makes less rhsn a practitioner
Yeah that’s a literal crime
Mf went to school far too long for that salary
if I saved every single penny from my salary it would take me 4 years to pay off my student loans
ggs
I mean I have a base ass degree
i loved going to school from 6 to 24
And I’m still 
was very nice
Years?
from 6 years of age til 24 years of age
I read that as hours for a second
was school
Wait y’all already got out of school? Surely the phd pays off surely
I think I am after doing the same though
My 6th year I think I was doing like 14 hour days of just classes and hw

Im@convinced I’ll die in school
to talk about the job
People keep asking if I’m gonna do a phd after
🙂
And I tell them never
My supervisors pushing me for it, I said maybe. Pls help
and just have people ask me how im a lawyer when i look younger than some of the students
until they find out im 26

So they ask u if it’s like suits?
I thought you were 27


It’s the skateboarding Stealthi
some do
i actually did show up on a skateboard once
cuz it was close by where i live
The last time I stepped on a skateboard it immediately went out from under me and I had to hobble home
last time i skateboarded i broke a finger
Is Danish highschool 4 or 6 years
3
Wtf
our school system is different
That’s what I mean when I say 6th year
I graduated high school at 17











