assassination

[proven jasper]

hi-chew shirt from that video is fire

[balmy condor]

Interesting gameplay

[balmy condor]

Hi-chew sweater goes insanely hard

[proven jasper]

love those things dude

it does

[balmy condor]

me and my girl rolled up to a nice sushi place, I was wearing that sweater

and we ordered like 200 dollars worth of sushi

finished it all, left a 50 as a tip

and walked out

they remember us whenever we go back

[gusty mirage]

I had hi-chew yesterday

and I thought of you

[proven jasper]

[gusty mirage]

that was it

that was my story

hope you liked it

[balmy condor]

I enjoyed it

[proven jasper]

the tropical pack is my fav

[balmy condor]

tropical is good yeah

[gusty mirage]

I got a big bag of the sour, and I picked out all the watermelon

because lemon and grapefruit aren't real

no matter how much they try to tell me they are

[balmy condor]

like the existance of lemon and grapefruit

what are we disputing about them

[gusty mirage]

lemon and grapefruit hichew shouldn't exist

[balmy condor]

every hi-chew is valid

[gusty mirage]

nah I've had some funky ass flavors

[balmy condor]

hi-chew should make gushers

imagine a green apple hi-chew

and you bite into it

[proven jasper]

holy

[balmy condor]

and it pops like a gusher

[proven jasper]

email those mfs rn

[gusty mirage]

whatever flavor Ramune is

nah fam

oh and the yogurt ones

NAH

[balmy condor]

ramune is just a brand deal bullshit thing

it's like when they put reece's into ice cream and slap the logo on it but it's actually just ass

[gusty mirage]

plain yogurt hichew exists

[balmy condor]

ramune is like japanese soda or somethign

[gusty mirage]

oh

yeah it's not great in hichew form

[balmy condor]

so they're just cashing in on the brand name

[gusty mirage]

https://www.amazon.com/Hi-Chew-Strawberry-Pineapple-Grapefruit-Watermelon/dp/B085BF31RM/ I got this assorted pack

and it was like 30% cola and yogurt

I was so sad

[balmy condor]

4 pounds hm

[gusty mirage]

worth every stomach ache

[balmy condor]

pound a week, auto-deliver every month

esketit

[proven jasper]

https://www.hi-chew.com/products/fantasy-mix-bag

[gusty mirage]

oh yeah

[proven jasper]

^^

[gusty mirage]

those SLAP

[proven jasper]

those SLAPP

[gusty mirage]

actual 11/10 variety pack

only variety pack where every flavor is an absolute banger

[proven jasper]

agreed

i always get so sad when i eat all the sherbet first

[gusty mirage]

[proven jasper]

personal fav

[gusty mirage]

I can't buy large amounts of hichew

I'll eat the entire bag and get sick to my stomach

[proven jasper]

same i only get em once in a while

no control with those things

[balmy condor]

new business idea

tums x hichew crossover

so you can eat tums hichew

to get rid of the sick

to eat more regular hichew

[proven jasper]

[dark token]

Never tried or heard of this gum

[gusty mirage]

don't try it

[dark token]

Is it online only or something, never saw it in stores

[gusty mirage]

it's a trap

you get diabetes

[proven jasper]

legit cursed for life

you'll never not think about them

[gusty mirage]

think of like starburst, but like from japan, and absolutely better in every single aspect of starburst's existence

[proven jasper]

^^

100%

[dark token]

Starburst but it lasts 1h in your mouth?

[proven jasper]

nah more like a couple mins

not really gum per say

[dark token]

Do u swallow it

[proven jasper]

ya

[gusty mirage]

I think it was originally designed to be swallowable gum

and it just turned into this gummy-esque candy

[dark token]

Ic ok so just better starburst

[gusty mirage]

ye

[dark token]

Starburst already slaps

Kinda addicting

[gusty mirage]

yea that 4lb box is problematic

cause like its always there

and you'll sit down and smash half a pound of hichew

and feel like an absolute piece of shit

[proven jasper]

also oxi u playing 3.24 path?

[gusty mirage]

[proven jasper]

thinking about playin cold blade vortex occultist

[gusty mirage]

league starteing bv is spooky

[proven jasper]

a lil

[gusty mirage]

esp after the change w/ trans gems

cause you gotta kinda invest in pcharges w/ occultist to get the giga aoe back

[proven jasper]

but ive never done it and ive wanted to for a min

gonna just yolo

profane bloom aoe so nutty

[gaunt sigil]

[gusty mirage]

I'm debating between explosive trap of shrapnel trickster and just frostblink ignite ele

probably just gonna flip a coin next week and go with that

[proven jasper]

i was debating ignite ele too man

[gusty mirage]

plus last time I played cold bv, I played a scion w/ omni & rational doctrine

[proven jasper]

always fun

[gusty mirage]

and it was SO fun

but expensive as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMkzpjs_DE @proven jasper if you're interested in it

it's super expensive, but man it was so fun

explody chest

crucibled bv bow

[proven jasper]

sheesh

yeah bv scion is sick af

[gusty mirage]

the omni/rational doctrine tech

is so insane

cause all your stats are equal w/ omni you just always have consecrated & profane ground

[proven jasper]

toxic rain pathfinder was another im really considering

YES DUDE the tech is fucking nuts

i love it

i got a friend from my guild who played poe2 at pax today

so jelly

[jaunty crystal]

TR pathfinder is always fun. Good league starter too.

[proven jasper]

yeah not hard to get going at all on

[thorn fjord]

@gusty mirage you believe the D4 propaganda?

Apparently S4 will be an entirely new game

[vestal wren]

microsoft def. will pressure the dev team to improve the game, unsure if blizz can do it

[gusty mirage]

What propaganda

It’s actual changes to the game

The end game will still be fairly light

But they’re literally pulling the ripcord

On everything else

I told people d4 will be good by season 5 and people called me crazy

And I was d4’s biggest hater

[balmy condor]

D4 will be playable by season 5

Idk bout good

[gusty mirage]

It’ll be good

[vestal wren]

lets hope for the best, we know it would take a while for it to become good

[gusty mirage]

I mean it’s good now, and more than playable. It just became a trend to shit on it and call it a dead game. Mostly by Poe fan boys who have to compare every arpg to Poe

Same bunch shit on last epoch and that game was great, although a very shallow end game

[proven jasper]

LE was dope

[steel ridge]

LE obliterated D4

[dark token]

ye she makes really good weakauras

[steel ridge]

[proven jasper]

XD

True

[gusty mirage]

Not really

[steel ridge]

blizzard deserves every bit of trashtalk they receive for the itemization part of the game. Story was good. Art is good, cinematics were insane, controls are good, ingame shop can go to hell

[gusty mirage]

numbers wise they were similar in playerbase and player retention

and LE had what

3 years of early access to get it right?

and still shit the bed?

[proven jasper]

D3 was an absolute piece of trash until the xpac came out and turned into one of my fav games of all time, so i do have hope

Although not much

[earnest remnant]

both games suck

[gusty mirage]

you suck

[earnest remnant]

cuz i dont play em

therfor

bad

[proven jasper]

Smh

[gusty mirage]

granted LE isn't a triple A title

but a lot of the hate d4 gets is unwarranted

[earnest remnant]

pull up, ill show you "suck"

[gusty mirage]

it was very clearly rushed by bobby and co

[proven jasper]

[gusty mirage]

to hit that "haha evil 6/6 release"

[spice spire]

No horny

[earnest remnant]

sorry

who are you ?

[proven jasper]

[spice spire]

I’m ur new father if u sass me again bozo

[earnest remnant]

my mom only goes out with 100 parsers sry

[gusty mirage]

HOLY SHIT

[spice spire]

Did I say it was ur mom I was going for

[gusty mirage]

stealthi you have two dads?

and a mom?

[earnest remnant]

just letting you know my dad is like 6'9

you sure you can handle that?

[gusty mirage]

is this the Nordic equivalence of "my dad is stronger than your dad"?

[earnest remnant]

yes

[steel ridge]

best i can do is a 100 on normal larodar

[gusty mirage]

congrats, you're his new father

he didn't specify which difficulty

[steel ridge]

ez

🐬

[gusty mirage]

the lawyer got lawyered

unbelievable

[earnest remnant]

found out my mom has watched my kill youtube vids

[vestal wren]

LE had some pushback recently due to heavy handed tuning changes

[gusty mirage]

yeah they've been pushing a lot of bug fixes, and some of those were build enabling

fun fact, even when they "fix" d4, I probably still won't play it. Because it's combat isn't fun to me

I don't want cooldown rotating ARPGs, if I did I would've played lost ark

[vestal wren]

turns out people don't like to farm gear for a long time to then get the shit nerfed out of their builds

and starting from 0 again

[gusty mirage]

yeah their mid season tuning is uh

definitely one way to do it

but they're a young developer

they'll learn

[proven jasper]

BIGGEST turn off for me is the combat just was not nearly as fun as other arpgs

first thing i noticed

[gusty mirage]

yeah, I just don't like "oh run around for 10s waiting for CDs"

that's not fun for me

[proven jasper]

Yep

I played sorc

One of the worst offenders

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

6’9 and a bottom just like his son

[proven jasper]

[gusty mirage]

I'm anxiously waiting for the rebuttal

[spice spire]

I’m getting in the shower. Can’t wait

[gusty mirage]

prove it

right now

[earnest remnant]

Quake only wishes i was a bottom, cuz i keep refusing his advances

[gusty mirage]

the mad lad did it

your bathroom color scheme is awful

[spice spire]

Mf horny posts so much the only thing he’s refusing is god at this point

[proven jasper]

LMAO

[spice spire]

It’s from the 90s yeah it is

[earnest remnant]

im Buddhist

[gusty mirage]

also decalcify your showerhead smh

[spice spire]

Siddartha gautama whatever

Are you actually

[spice spire]

Ur right

Ok fr showering now glhf

[earnest remnant]

i could prolly throw you around like ragdoll

but then again you seem to be into that, so might not be a good idea

[gusty mirage]

stealthi you have a lot of aggression lately

is everything ok

[earnest remnant]

no

[gusty mirage]

[earnest remnant]

#new-meds new me

[earnest remnant]

i have a fucked up wrist, i havent been able to go kick boxing

need to vent it out somewhere man

[storm forum]

Start stabbing

[dark token]

what playing outlaw for keys does to u

[rotund oak]

get ur logs public for wowchicks,u gonna get l@@d in no time

./vanish

[earnest remnant]

[rotund oak]

dont huh me

[dark token]

what is L@@d

??

zoomers smh

[rotund oak]

wish i was a zoomer brother

[spice spire]

I literally throw your weight around big dog.

[earnest remnant]

that wouldnt change the fact that i could ragdoll yeet you

[spice spire]

I doubt, I’m a large man.
Played O-line type beat

[rotund oak]

weight doesnt mean alot

[earnest remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpgzIR4Y7Bk&ab_channel=JohnSalterMMA

[rotund oak]

or size for that matter^^

[earnest remnant]

this finna be you

YEET

[royal python]

Sounds like a yahoo chatroom from the 90s

[spice spire]

I’ve been double legged

It isn’t fun

[earnest remnant]

not what the video is about

watch the clip

[spice spire]

🙄

Honestly

If you did that I’d be impressed

[earnest remnant]

ive done it to my dad

[rotund oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFyYGv_o2Y get real

thats how men wrestle

[earnest remnant]

and he is like 270

[spice spire]

Dog I’m in the 3 buck low range

Hit the gym in November hitting 245s depressed. And I plateau’d at 330 atm.

[rotund oak]

thats cool

height/weight?

[thorn fjord]

I’m looking forward to it

I don’t hate on the game it just got a bit stale for my attention span

Will def be rolling a toon for s4

[spice spire]

Asl?

[balmy condor]

What’s your max on hip thrusts

[dark token]

size?

[rotund oak]

definitely not the deaf/mute language

ur height and weight

just to make it clear ill provide a simple example

Im 1.81m tall

i weight 80klg

[rotund oak]

he might mean the height in which he is able to lift

its a term in powerlifting iirc but might be wrong

[spice spire]

Mfs too zoomer

[spice spire]

My hip thrust is abysmal as I rarely aim for glutes- it’s like 210 when I last tried

[subtle tundra]

How long you been lifting for

Babe

[balmy condor]

You can hip thrust a little more than 1 whispyr

[storm forum]

I'm going to think of 200 as 1 Whispyr from now on aren't I

[runic hinge]

Blizzard shill

Oh damn. Mobile got me years behind

[balmy condor]

You’re gonna think of me?

[storm forum]

Every day

[gusty mirage]

coward

[lilac sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kevdog-hip-thrust-gif-15013797773846733698

[balmy condor]

you're so real for that

[clever sapphire]

im being the most ethical assa rogue on fyrakk there is probably. No pi, no cooldowns during bloodlust

[quiet oar]

Im not sure if i would use the word "ethical"

[clever sapphire]

i just wanna cope okay

[quiet oar]

Ok i let you cope

[clever sapphire]

thx

only thing i have left at this boss

[rotund oak]

burgerlifting

[viral token]

Hello, does the macro work for you? #showtooltip
/cast Shadow Dance
/cast Kingsbane

it doesn't work for me

[woeful meteor]

yes it does

what part doesnt work for you?

[royal lantern]

@gusty mirage managed to reach fyrakk p3 with 4stacks on signet

fuck that trinket

srsly

[viral token]

the macro cast kingsbane but doesnt cast shadow dance

[woeful meteor]

then idk

[viral token]

thanks anyway

[woeful meteor]

the thing you send doesnt have a typo and everything is in it's own line so it should work

[clever sapphire]

remove kb, check if it casts dance

do you have dance talented?

[jaunty crystal]

[viral token]

yes i have

[haughty flicker]

make sure there arent any extra spaces anywhere otherwise idk

[clever sapphire]

i mean looking at your macro purely it should work

like i dont see the issue

[haughty flicker]

make sure its on both your main bar and stealth bar if you use those

[clever sapphire]

but it casts kb for him

[haughty flicker]

just going through any issue i can think of

since the answer isnt obvious

[clever sapphire]

ye

im also kinda unsure how it happens

not casting kb aight makes sense

[viral token]

yes I don't understand, I wrote the macro myself to avoid a problem but it still doesn't work, it's the first time this has happened to me

[clever sapphire]

write a macro to only cast dance

test if that works, than add kb on top of it

[quiet oar]

also as sin

[viral token]

yes I must have a problem with shadow dance it doesn't work on my macros however I have sorted it in my talents, I will try to redo my talents

[clever sapphire]

1.8M kb opener, that just hurts

[balmy condor]

have you considered maybe just doing more damage

[clever sapphire]

im giving my best

the rng goddess is not on my side

2M now, im getting better

i took your tip to the heart

[balmy condor]

hey, if you get +0.2 mil on your kb every pull

you might start doing damage in 10-15 pulls

[clever sapphire]

should be fast if we keep up these p1 wipes

[balmy condor]

you're SCALING

the ramp is occuring

4 dimensional kingsbane ramp

[clever sapphire]

bad luck protection on kb?

[haughty flicker]

karmic dice

for kb

[balmy condor]

10 bad kingsbanes and you're guaranteed a keqing or some shit idk

[clever sapphire]

could be our hero tree with sub rogue

[faint tapir]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light Version / Dark Version

[clever sapphire]

both specs hate bad rng on our planned cooldowns

[faint tapir]

fuu´s 234k assa sim with " bis setup" is outdated or something?

[vestal wren]

not that i know, but if you got a better profile lmk

[faint tapir]

maybe im simming wrong or something

sec

[quiet oar]

Why should it be outdated

[faint tapir]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/3G3gqTE6MpgGEeTX9js3pU

[spice surge]

Well you have PI enabled

[faint tapir]

oh shiet

mb

[royal lantern]

2% wipe

MAKE IT STOP

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[balmy condor]

I have a way to make it stop

it involves doing 2% more damage

[royal lantern]

no

maybe the warrior not dying to a fucking swirlie at p3 start

WARRIORS

why is it ALWAYS warriors

[balmy condor]

that's one of the ways to do 2% more damage

[shy pecan]

Carry harder

[royal lantern]

and now

a p1 "20sec after pull" wipe

[split cipher]

The natural cycle of fryakk prog

[rotund oak]

how much is ur highest KB record?

dmg overall,not crit

[balmy condor]

No clue

[rotund oak]

dont u track it with that fancy wa

[balmy condor]

Nope

I don’t use any kb weakaura other than a standard duration/cooldown wa

Copy pasted my deathmark wa and changed the spell ID

[rotund oak]

ive been using the one that tracks everything into one

rest its all you

rest as in plater n stuff

[balmy condor]

I don’t like overloading my UI with clutter

[rotund oak]

same it actually pisses me off

u r legit here

[balmy condor]

I usually clear all my weakauras at the start of a new tier

[rotund oak]

refreshing my ui a bit

in the process of getting my leggo logs b4 next season

[balmy condor]

I’m a believer

[quiet oar]

I feel this

I feel your pain

But its an attempt to rekill for 3 weeks

[balmy condor]

Y’all killed

And then haven’t rekilled in 3 weeks?

[quiet oar]

Yes

[balmy condor]

wtf

[quiet oar]

We killed it 3 weeks ago

and still no rekill

[balmy condor]

Did your roster explode or something

[quiet oar]

we struggle also with tindral

a lot

[balmy condor]

There has to be an explanation

[quiet oar]

I mean

Whisp

We killed Fyrakk

with an ancient

and 2 people dead

we played with like 18 person half of the fight

[balmy condor]

That’s a good sign for rekill then

[quiet oar]

Tanks had to finsih the boss

[balmy condor]

Everyone alive and it’s FREE

[quiet oar]

Well thats the neat part

The Feral and the priest never see P3

And we have now people to replace them

so many people not signing up

[balmy condor]

[quiet oar]

we played today without hunter

[balmy condor]

Y’all have to sign up?

[quiet oar]

Ye

[balmy condor]

[quiet oar]

Because attendence of some people is less than 85%

[runic hinge]

I'll sign up

[rotund oak]

attendance issues

[balmy condor]

My guild leader just makes a roster with me on it

[keen spruce]

today

we killed a fire add

in p2

technically proggers

[balmy condor]

And says “please just keep clearing until season 4, then you can have break”

[keen spruce]

[balmy condor]

And I go “okay”

And now I’m in every day

[quiet oar]

Idk man

We still push at 2:30

[runic hinge]

Stu and I are very proud

[quiet oar]

nice one

[rotund oak]

irrelevant question but who is stu

i used to call a friend of mine like that

[runic hinge]

The 18 year old african grey parrot I live with

[rotund oak]

ilove parrots

but no,he plays a warrior

care to share a picture? 🫶

[runic hinge]

Stu would probably play a warrior too, he has plenty of rage

[rotund oak]

hahahah

[rotund oak]

damn

good lookin 👌

[runic hinge]

He's a cutie for sure

[balmy condor]

Holy fucking cringe

[woeful meteor]

cause your dmg is so bad or to not learn new timings?

[dark token]

Fyrakk is kinda dumb for assa

U have to turbo pad to log

As in send a deathmark on adds

Which is pretty troll imo

[woeful meteor]

the former , the second kinda cringe, but rather that than some random timings every pull

[quiet oar]

Yes

Both

And today without hunter

[woeful meteor]

[quiet oar]

we didnt even push him at 2:30

we did at 2:40

[royal lantern]

@gusty mirage STUART POSTING STUART POSTING

[woeful meteor]

we also still push firestorm in p1 and hold dmg which I dont rly likem but rather that than boss being mid dreamrend run

[quiet oar]

We hold dmg when comp is good too

We tried pushing early but are 5 seconds Too slow

[royal lantern]

i hold my breath and hope i pass out during that fight

cus fuck fyrakk

fuck this tier in general lol

last 2 bosses are just horrible

1 of the worst tiers in quiet some time

[runic hinge]

That vid is brand new and also contains one of my favorite moves

"turn head into trapezoid"

[quiet oar]

Thsts why i think fyrakk will get another nerf

[woeful meteor]

if our rl tells us full send we want to phase before dreamrend 2 we can do it, but dont think that happens while we are boosting

[royal lantern]

he needed one ages ago lol

like

yeha the ussual RH tryhards that raid 8 days a week can repeat "lol its easy after the first nerfs xddd" all the time

when a raid has STILL Not 1k CE guilds, something is really fucking wrong

[quiet oar]

Do you have 2 augs two rogues?

[woeful meteor]

1 Rogue, 1 Aug always sometimes 2 of each

[quiet oar]

Ye ok we dont have another rogue

I think if we had one more

I would be less cringe

Tbh

[rotund oak]

what makes u cringe now that u dont have another one

[quiet oar]

That we have low p1 dmg

I mean hunter buff is big

For p1

We are like 2-3% better

With hunter

[rotund oak]

makes sense but

never rely on others

kings dont do that

[quiet oar]

Well i dont

I still Do the same Thing i Do for 380 tries

Sometimes my brain is Fried and does double vanish opener

But thats whatever

[quiet oar]

Ye

Like the only modern raid

Thst hasnt 1k ce guilds

Was tos

Right

[woeful meteor]

ye

[dark token]

It's easy after first nerfs xddd

[woeful meteor]

It's easy after first nerfs xddd

[keen spruce]

This doesn't feel as hard as sark now

[dark token]

I actually think this tier was better than last 4

[keen spruce]

like full nerfed sark vs full nerfed fyrakk

[dark token]

Nah sark was a joke postnerf

[keen spruce]

sark seemed harder

[dark token]

Was kinda joke prenerf as well

[quiet oar]

Dark was a joke compared to fyrakk

[dark token]

He was easiest CE boss since sylvanas

Raz was the actual hard end boss this expac

Fyrakk is smol beans

[keen spruce]

the raz intermissions were dum

[dark token]

I never felt fyrakk was particularly hard except p3

[quiet oar]

Thing is, 1 mistake on fyrakk

Can wipe you

[dark token]

And p3 was hard nerfed so it's a joke now

[jaunty crystal]

fyrakk farm is way more frustrating than sark was

[dark token]

Raz p1 and p2 felt hard

[quiet oar]

On sark it was. Ot the case

[jaunty crystal]

some weeks we 1-3 pull it then we 10-15 pull it the next

[quiet oar]

Farm

[dark token]

Ye cause sark was a joke boss especially post nerf

[quiet oar]

When you skipped the going down as group

It was piss

Easy

[keen spruce]

idk we'll see how long it takes to get through p2

[quiet oar]

Also keep in mind

Aberrus was fast

[keen spruce]

we progged both fights when both were fully nerfed

[quiet oar]

You only have like 5-6 weeks left

[keen spruce]

and sark seemed a bit more rough

well yeah but we lost like

3 full weeks this tier

cuz of holidays and tanks being gone

[quiet oar]

Aberrus Tier half the content time we were reclearing

[keen spruce]

maybe you were

we never rekilled sark

[quiet oar]

I mean when did you kill dark

2 months before 10.2

?

[keen spruce]

killed, took a week off, maybe two?

then didn't rekill the next week or the week after

then i'm pretty sure we just started prep for this tier

and quit messing with it

killed sark sept 24

[quiet oar]

So like 6 weeks before 10.2

[keen spruce]

idk our roster wsa kinda scuffed last tier though

so maybe it just felt harder

cuz we sucked

[quiet oar]

Same happens in sl

Second Tier was piss easy

Last Tier was kinda Hard and had less time to clear

[keen spruce]

we actually had a much better roster this tier. just kinda got cucked by holiday timings and absences

[quiet oar]

Ye

Thsts what cucks us now in reclears

Absence and easter weekend

[royal lantern]

the main problem of fyrakk is simply

you always lose random people all the time

allright, thats a problem on all fights

but when you are 350 pulls into fyrakk and your warriors ALWAYS die to p3 swirlies

yeha

[keen spruce]

yeah getting to p3 in 350 pulls

[royal lantern]

like, not breath, not tornados, not blazes

[keen spruce]

surely

[royal lantern]

swirlies

[keen spruce]

[royal lantern]

fucking swirlies

the most basic thing in this game

[keen spruce]

we'll definitely get to p3

in 50 pulls

[jaunty crystal]

that lack of prog looks depressing

[royal lantern]

welcome to guilds outside of wr 500+

its really just

enjoy playing with them, cus progress IS pain

[haughty flicker]

damn if thats depressing you dont want to see my guilds tindral pulls

[keen spruce]

ye the vibes are great

2 day a week weekend guild

super chill

[jaunty crystal]

That's nice

I've got a friend who's really good at the game but he refuses to move up from his guild which is similarly ranked

cause he just loves the atmosphere, etc

[past forum]

I think there was just a typo with our hero trees. “Fatebound” was actually supposed to be “fishbound”, and toxic mackerel is gonna be the keystone ability.

[runic hinge]

[quiet oar]

Doesnt look so Different

[craggy latch]

How we looking with s4looming, or still gonna be poop tier 😦

[quiet oar]

Nobody knows

[craggy latch]

I'm still fairly new to assa, but is the problem with assa purely down to numbers and the difficulty in balancing it? Or, is it more deeply rooted and ultimately down to the design of our dmg profile and playstyle?

[quiet oar]

Its still good

but it needs PI to exceed atm

But even without, its in the middle of the pack

But its a numbers thing

to answer your question

[craggy latch]

Numbers, gotcha. Yeah compared to my DH and demo lock, assa feels like you have to work sooooooooooo much harder to just do less dmg. Still have gains to make though as my rogue is not fully geared and optimized yet, and as far as assa understanding I would say I am about average at this point. Still a lot of mistakes being made and defs not playing it perfectly, BUT it is the most fun I've had playing a spec in a long time

Are Whispyr's in depth vids still viable? There as not been any changes since right? Content has really dried up past few months

[quiet oar]

Rotation wise nothing changed

so yeah they are still viable

[bronze pike]

Idk comparing dh and sin rogue is like comparing to different fruits. Each with their own difficulties

[steel ridge]

more hero talents this week prayge?

[balmy condor]

No changes for me to make videos about

Waiting for assa hero talents

Blizzard took our hiya away

[craggy latch]

I'm goping through them again now after having played assa for a few weeks now. Already picked up on some minor things I need to adjust ❤️

[vestal wren]

hero talents can't wait

[craggy latch]

Impatiently waiting indeed

[balmy condor]

But yeah I’m not trying to make content just to make content

So if nothing changes and there’s nothing new

No content made

[vestal wren]

thats a good approach

[craggy latch]

Completely reasonable

[steel ridge]

ethical youtuber

[vestal wren]

what hero talents are more appealing

sub/sin - deathstalker
sin/lul - fatesbound

just from a fantasy perspective

[craggy latch]

Deathstalker

[steel ridge]

idk man, fatebound sounds like its going to be weird

[vestal wren]

i am kinda curios what the outlaw / assassination mix looks like

[steel ridge]

deathstalker sounds like it has some aggression to it

[balmy condor]

Sorry what I meant to say was SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON JOIN THE COMMUNITY DONATE ON MY PATREON AND MY ONLYFANS MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ME ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA LIKE COMMENT UPVOTE ON REDDIT REPOST ON YOUR INSTAGRAM STORY ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT

[steel ridge]

i´d say its probably ambush related or something

[clever sapphire]

why is your onlyfans not linked on your discord profile

wth

[craggy latch]

You forgot tiktok

[balmy condor]

Fuck

True

[steel ridge]

tiktok is the ultimate zoomer shit

[balmy condor]

Time to make 15 second clips

Trim my 35 minute rants into 15 second chunks

And flood tiktok

[vestal wren]

lol

[craggy latch]

and X

[balmy condor]

X is for porn

[steel ridge]

you mean twitter?

[shy pecan]

[craggy latch]

yeah twitter

[steel ridge]

i still have the actual twitter app on my smortph0ne

[balmy condor]

Are you new to Twitter

The Twitter meta atm is some random ape going “CARDI B LEAKED VIDEO”

[steel ridge]

but my phone is ancient, so i its only fitting that i still have the bird

[balmy condor]

And then a bunch of onlyfans bots reply to that

Which makes the original post trend

Which attracts more bots

[craggy latch]

Fax

[balmy condor]

Which makes the post trend

[shy pecan]

I haven’t seen any of that nonsense

[balmy condor]

It’s like 1 in 10 for me even though I only interact with wow players

Shits ridiculous

[vestal wren]

<insert xhamster / xvideo joke>

[shy pecan]

I mean, heard stories about it but yeah, havent seen it in my feeds or trends or stuff

Mostly just sports, data viz, and news

[steel ridge]

i dont have any porn in my twitter feed somehow

maybe i am just pure

[craggy latch]

You sound disappointed?

[vestal wren]

i only have tech stuff on twitter, but i use twitter as a tech blog feed

[balmy condor]

How does one obtain this power

[steel ridge]

i use it as an echo chamber to deepen my belief in the inevitable collapse of society

just casually dooming, you know

[vestal wren]

whatever makes you happy

[steel ridge]

a few weeks ago there were these posts about "you wont believe what she did on her other video" blabla and i just used the "i am not interested in this tweet" button and now those posts are gone

[balmy condor]

[craggy latch]

You need to sacrifice 10 goats, 2 cats, 1 potato

[balmy condor]

IVE TRIED THAT

The not interested

[steel ridge]

elon blessed me

[balmy condor]

I haven’t tried the goats

I hereby officially state for the record that I do not support animal sacrifices

[craggy latch]

But you have tried the cats and potato...?

Susss

[balmy condor]

Maybe if I ethically sheer my Minecraft sheep with a netherite sword it’ll have the same effect

[steel ridge]

what the

i have never played minecraft in my life.

[vestal wren]

it can be a time sink if you are into building lego like structures

[craggy latch]

At least wow ain't a time sink

[steel ridge]

i´d rather camp the auction house and flip some commodities for gold

♿

[vestal wren]

lets convert to pluderstorm, because it respects your time

[craggy latch]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692

Who has some juicy quality of life macros specifically for assa?

[steel ridge]

theres really not much to macro

[vestal wren]

the ticks of the trades weakuara + macro mabye (tho not sin specific)

[craggy latch]

There's no one button apply all poisons macro lol?

Oh yeah I got a very good tricks marcro

But as sin I hardly use it

[steel ridge]

then use blackjack

[clever sapphire]

you can use a macro for dance/kb

[spice surge]

The auto tricks WA+macro is so good, dont need to mouseover or think in any way, just press the button and it goes on the tank

[craggy latch]

Yeah I love it

T'was very handy when i was still playing outlaw. And very necessary haha

The amount of times you yeet aggro as outlaw without tricks up is insane

On another note, i really wish would sin had a talent that gives two vanish charges.

How amazing would outlaw's restless blades be for sin

[steel ridge]

now you are cooking a bit too hot

[earnest remnant]

it got burnt

[craggy latch]

Hey a guy can only dream

[earnest remnant]

that would be a nightmare

[spice surge]

it would be awful

[steel ridge]

absolutely horrible

[craggy latch]

Why?

[spice surge]

Having lower cooldowns means your effects are weaker

[steel ridge]

sin is a 2 minute spec and thats a good thing

in SL we had a Tierset that gave us CDR on vendetta and it was not what you want.

[spice surge]

And not every spec needs to be the same

[craggy latch]

Okay so can I at least wish for 2 vanish charges then?

[spice surge]

Sure

[steel ridge]

its well enough that outlaw and sub both have cdr mechanics, let sin be rigid

[earnest remnant]

ideally they should just remove dmg from vanish tbh

[craggy latch]

Only reason I would like another vanish charge is for aoe throughput. Especially in fortified weeks on big pulls when maintaining garrote and rupture on all mobs becomes difficult.
Or am I just bad?

[steel ridge]

thats what you have shadowdance for

which is basically twice as good on half the cooldown

[craggy latch]

Okay I see where I need to adjust then. But out of curiosity, if tank does big pull, like 15+ mobs, do I even bother doting more than 10 during subterfuge window?

[steel ridge]

i mean, triple garrotes is one of your best dmg per cast you can do if the target lives the full duration (not counting deathmark or kingsbane)

[craggy latch]

The more the better then

[steel ridge]

whispyr said it best, assassination in dungeons is alot of "just wing it"

its very very situational

[craggy latch]

just wing it, that's my wheelhouse

[steel ridge]

not the exact words but the message

if there are 15 mobs and you can put garrotes on all of them, do it.

if theres 1 big mob and 14 small ones, you can just say fuck it, garrote twice and blast the big guy with dm/kingsbane and spatter the smallies

[craggy latch]

I get it. But in theory, I should be better maximising my initial stealth window, and not have to rely on dance or vanish to get dots out on pull

Think that's where my issue stems from

[steel ridge]

initial stealth is 9 bleeds

then you have either vanish or dance for another 9 or 18 bleeds

thats what you can work with if you are full bleed specced

if thats not enough, you respecc to outlaw

[craggy latch]

I actually only play cleave build

I love the ST dmg it gives

[steel ridge]

what do i know, i havent played any rogue dungeons in weeks, let alone assassination dungeons i liked the AP Shock better for its simple approach and not having to rely on the firemage playstyle.

[rotund oak]

care to share mr Eleem?

im kinda bored swapping focus all the time

[craggy latch]

I use this one

https://wago.io/sFfjdOUH-

[rotund oak]

ty

[craggy latch]

You need that WA
and then you create this macro

if you keybind it, it has to be on your main action bar, otherwise it won't work. Mine is unbound and I just mouse click it if need be.

There is likely a better version of the WA, but that one works just fine.

[dark token]

I need this but auto PI weakaura

Automatically whisper priests in my group for PI if there are no hunters or unholy dk, and don't whisper them after they leave group

Maybe optional fixed assignments if in a raid group as well

Manually editing macro is so annoying and I forget to take it off and whisper em after too

[steel ridge]

that would be cool 😄

[thorn fjord]

P2 prog last night baby

Things are finally starting to come along

[arctic socket]

Anyone CE guilds selling last boss mount yet?

I want the birb

[spice spire]

Wrong channel bozo

[arctic socket]

What’s the right channel

[spice spire]

There isn’t one

[thorn fjord]

Wow way to shit on my parade thresh

[arctic socket]

How did I do that?

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/no-idea-idk-i-dunno-i-dont-know-no-clue-gif-5178996

[spice spire]

He was going to try to buy it with toe pics

And now he can’t :/

[thorn fjord]

Everytime my guild wipes on Fyraak i spread a little bit a penut butter on my feet

[arctic socket]

He tried buying a carry with toe pics?

[thorn fjord]

When we kill i gotta lick it all off

[arctic socket]

I was going to make a joke

But it’s against this discords tos

Lemme message

[thorn fjord]

you mean against this discords TOES

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-lol-hehehe-gif-5441436

[arctic socket]

I dms dw

[spice spire]

Bless

[spice spire]

Dibs

[thorn fjord]

Dm's did not dissapoint

[spice spire]

Horrifying

[quiet oar]

go look in WoWMarket

discord

there are a bunch

[thorn fjord]

Thresh got gold like that?

[spice spire]

🤑

[arctic socket]

I do

Im sitting on 23 mil

[spice spire]

I’ll meow for that

Ngl

[clever sapphire]

same, but well not mil, im sitting on 23 k (probably less after yesterdays fyrakk prog)

[arctic socket]

Where’s the video?

[spice spire]

[arctic socket]

Say meow im your little kitten and I will give you 1m

[spice spire]

Delivery upon payment

Also that line is gonna cost a lot more than 1m

[arctic socket]

Record it and lmk

Nah

Most is 2’

[spice spire]

Ez

If I ever need gold Ik where to go

It’s free

[arctic socket]

I wonder how much whispyr would charge to say it on stream

[spice spire]

Lil bro has literally said it on stream for a sub

[arctic socket]

Clip?

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-big-lips-gif-13233291

[spice spire]

You’re sick

[arctic socket]

Cough cough

[earnest remnant]

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-that-brother-what-is-that-whatsthat-whatsthatbrother-brother-gif-164522531710839787

[spice spire]

Mf do not with ur broke ass key farming self

[earnest remnant]

Jealousy is the biggest form of flattery

[gusty mirage]

Outlaw main now 💀💀💀💀

[earnest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/affirmative-suki-avatar-the-last-airbender-yes-yeah-gif-3436895977561545708

[spice spire]

If I say what I want to say moroes will say hello to me

[earnest remnant]

tell my group to not play cringe classes then

they have forced this upong me

[spice spire]

Force urself upon them u sub OTP lookin mf

Wait phrasing on that one

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-huh-what-wait-gif-25560426

[drifting cloud]

im makingna reddit thread about these damn moderators

[gusty mirage]

Not again

[spice spire]

Ty ryler someone needs to tell these frauds

[gusty mirage]

CFs got more hate than we have lately BUD

[spice spire]

Someone needs to tell those frauds too

[gusty mirage]

Why don’t you tell yourself how to get some bitches and stop trying to use log reviews to fill that void in your life

[spice spire]

Why you gotta make it real

Damn

[gusty mirage]

If I’m going on Reddit I need it to be worth it

Last time I didn’t even do anything

[spice spire]

If I’m going on Reddit, the end is high because it’s a gabagool four chinz wanna be

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[spice spire]

What I’m saying

[forest nacelle]

what is S4 tier set?

[shy pecan]

S3

[forest nacelle]

awsome

ty !

[clever sapphire]

nono he asked S4 not S3, smh

[thorn fjord]

They havent released what theyre actually running with for S4 have they?

God i hope its not S3

[balmy condor]

Wdym

[steel ridge]

no hero talents in "this week in wow" announced :/

[haughty flicker]

we dont want to see the rest

as long as we havent seen them we can believe they arent as bad as trickster

[thorn fjord]

Whether or not they announced which one of our tiersets is being picked for fated or w/e they're calling it

[steel ridge]

schroedingers hero talent

its both good and bad

[balmy condor]

Season 3 for all the rogues

[steel ridge]

until you open the box

[thorn fjord]

rip

[haughty flicker]

exactly

[keen spruce]

I don't even remember what season 1 was

but I'd take 3 over 2

[balmy condor]

Poison and bleed

[keen spruce]

o yeah

basically just mastery

[balmy condor]

Ye

[limber lion]

S2 had meme potential, I liked it in m+

[keen spruce]

s2 was weirdge

[balmy condor]

Mastery that doesn’t work on sepsis and kingsbane

[haughty flicker]

considering s1 tier sets were intentionally boring to not conflict with new talent trees i really hope no spec actually picked that as their s4 set

that would be a pretty bad sign

[limber lion]

But I also liked the Sepsis gameplay more in st as well

[keen spruce]

sepsis was chill

[thorn fjord]

if DK got S1 looks like an UH play for me

[limber lion]

But that has nothing to do with the tier set

But still

S2 4p was fun in m+. Snipe a low hp target with dm to get the damage buff :--D

[keen spruce]

[thorn fjord]

Just saw the sub trends posted yesterday and man... I would have expected Legion to have a higher count considering how amazing it was

Alot of people missed out

[rotund oak]

BFA had alot of ppl playing

[thorn fjord]

BFA was trash tho

[rotund oak]

[haughty flicker]

that chart was both classic and retail numbers though so the bfa ones are inflated as fuck

[thorn fjord]

this makes sense

[rotund oak]

when was classic launched

[keen spruce]

season 4

[thorn fjord]

2018 i think

[keen spruce]

of bfa

aug 2019

[haughty flicker]

end of bfa

yeah

[keen spruce]

SL came out Nov 2020

[thorn fjord]

oh ok

[rotund oak]

ye it wasnt so inflated then

if it was in the end of bfa

[haughty flicker]

i mean the numbers for bfa arent good anyway

[thorn fjord]

Jesus how long was Nyolotha

[haughty flicker]

less than legion and shadowlands both across the board

well

at the start of shadowlands

then the bad times began

[keen spruce]

people got kind of pog on BFA because of corruption and season 4

but that xpac was ass

[thorn fjord]

It was

[keen spruce]

farming conflict and strife or blood of the enemy in s1

or season 2

i don't remember

1 ring azerite

[rotund oak]

imagine not passively having that done

u just que'd 5 games

for a week

and u good

[keen spruce]

azerite was such hot dog shit

[haughty flicker]

as always bfa had potential but it wasnt realized until s4 and was too late by then

[keen spruce]

island grinds

[haughty flicker]

imagine if we never had to farm azerite or corruptions

and just got to have fun with them

[keen spruce]

and even with all of that

[thorn fjord]

Legion the goat dont @ me

[rotund oak]

that was the entire point of BFA though

[keen spruce]

remember how pog we were

[rotund oak]

farm azerite powers

[keen spruce]

about BFA because of that cinematic

[rotund oak]

that was the war all about

[haughty flicker]

it doesnt matter if that was the point, the point was ass

[rotund oak]

it wasnt though

[thorn fjord]

yeah lol

[keen spruce]

"back to our roots baby. horde vs alliance. maybe pvp focused. gritty reboot"

[haughty flicker]

the point of the maw was for it to be a terrible place to be, that doesnt mean making it fucking god awful to play in was a good idea

[keen spruce]

nope just fighting an old god

blood trolls and sea creatures

alliance and horde team up again

[haughty flicker]

hey greymane was mad for a bit

[rotund oak]

It was all about jaina

babe had an expansion

[keen spruce]

even with all of the systems and shit gameplay

that made me the most angy

the fuckin tonal rug pull

from what they were selling

[thorn fjord]

Atleast we got to play Sin during EP

[keen spruce]

before launch

[haughty flicker]

yeah it was pretty silly

name it battle for azeroth

everything is showing huge war between horde and alliance

attack undercity

"nevermind we're friends again"

[keen spruce]

Warfr nts

[haughty flicker]

i dont even like the faction war but they marketed it so hard just to not deliver

[thorn fjord]

Bro N'Zoth is still sending me whispers

Guy needs to get a life

[rotund oak]

that was pretty @ss ngl 😄

[keen spruce]

do you guys folow nzoth on twitter

banger account

[thorn fjord]

lol no?

[rotund oak]

[thorn fjord]

Im checking this out

[rotund oak]

omw

[keen spruce]

https://twitter.com/TheRealNzoth

N'zoth 🐙💙 (@TheRealNzoth) on X

JUST A SINGLE VOID GOD TRYING TO RAISE MY BLOOD GOD CHILD.

✉️: [e-mail]

Avatar art by @NicolaSaviori & @mooncolony_ltd

Banner art by @meggoart

Twitter

[haughty flicker]

no shot is that icloud real

[keen spruce]

it's been kinda quiet for a bit

but he used to shit post a lot

[thorn fjord]

i love this lol

[rotund oak]

this is gold

[keen spruce]

he used to do like a unhinged consipracy theory bit

retweeting WoW

and Wowhead

[rotund oak]

lmao

[keen spruce]

and thinking that everything was leaking old god returns

now he's just addicted to plunderstorm smh

[rotund oak]

The dude that actually made this

is an actual 100000iq person

how did i miss that