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balmy condor
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we call that pooling

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!pooling

prisma monolithBOT
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Read About Pooling
Video
TLDR:```- Outside of Cooldowns, you want to wait until your envenom is in pandemic/around 1 second in order to proc tier. This is the core concept of "chaining", where you clip envenoms back to back

  • If it's getting uncomfortable to chain, or you have to let envenom drop, pool back up to around 80% energy, and then start another chain
  • Always wait to envenom, never wait to mutilate/ambush. You want to generate your combo points as soon as possible, and then evaluate whether you should pool or use a finisher
  • Without 4 piece, chaining envenoms has no benefit and you can try to be above 50% energy for sanguine
  • With 4 piece, the chain takes priority over sanguine and you would play around the tier, not sanguine```The reason we do this is to maximize uptimes and tier procs which is a more efficient energy use
balmy condor
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here's a bunch of stuff about that

random fable
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Oh interesting, okok ty

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My second question is, basically what are the best trinkets. According to wowhead branch and pips are BiS. But I'm seeing a lot of hourglass and ashes?

balmy condor
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pips is basically the bis all arounder

past forum
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branch is better if you use it right, ashes is a no think replacement

balmy condor
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hourglass is typically a bit better than pips in raw single target

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signet is better than both on longer mythic fights

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the other slot needs to be an on-use active, because burst spec Smile_Dog

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and so your options for that are gonna be branch, ashes, or mirror

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mirror is a 3 min and sucks, so that's not worth talking about

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branch is strictly better but you have to play around the orbs it spawns, which people sometimes don't want to do, or can't because of mechanics or whatever

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so playing branch badly puts it roughly on par with ashes

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playing it really badly makes it worse, playing it a bit less badly still makes it better

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kind of a range

lean portal
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and youd say pip is the m+ bis ?

balmy condor
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for the passive slot yeah

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you can make an argument for like porcelain crab I guess

spice surge
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๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿฆ€

balmy condor
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or do the classic "but my single target haha prio damage haha"

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and then run a sandglass anyway

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but like, you have to argue that there's something competing with pips

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you don't have to argue that pips is the generic best one for m+

random fable
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Yeah, that makes sense. With branch im trying to have the buff during kingsbane window, but there are a couple of encounters which make it impossible to time it well.

keen spruce
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well inconvenient not impossible

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but that's also partly why you saw a lot of RWF rogues running ashes

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along with a few other reason

balmy condor
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I haven't really had any issues with branch except for a bit of an uncomfortable situation 2 minutes in on larodar

keen spruce
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i hate that one

balmy condor
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and then it's a little tricky on tindral

keen spruce
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i always have to run back into fire

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to get my last bubble

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there's some annoying m+ areas too

balmy condor
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smolderon wasn't too bad but there was a couple of awkward times during prog where I got triple fucked by like an orb and then needing to spread with my tornados

keen spruce
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like during winds on Fall dragon boss and DHT 3rd

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where the orb kinda runs away from you

balmy condor
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but the times where branch is difficult frankly are pretty rare

lean portal
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branch feels rly bad a lot of times in m+

balmy condor
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in m+ its a bit more difficult yeh

keen spruce
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I'll probably switch to ashes for M+ when i get one just to reduce the mental load

balmy condor
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but fuck your stupid minigame mode

keen spruce
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but also like

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it's pretty infrequent that you get giga fucked

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by orbs

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like you don't pick up all 3 or something

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normally you just end up having to grab 3rd orb early

lean portal
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yeah im rarely "really fucked" but in a lot of scenarios im like yeah i hope i loot ashes next week

oblique jackal
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Hmm, is it normal for sub to sim higher on ST and M+ then sin?

balmy condor
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yes

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would be weird if it were the other way around

oblique jackal
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thats sad :/

balmy condor
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I mean it's just made up numbers

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the number dungeonslice spits out doesn't even have a bearing on any real world situation

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single target patchwerk at least would be like smolderon or nymue without any mechanics or damage amps or adds or intermissions

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like a cleaned up steralized raid fight

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but dungeonslice numbers actually don't mean shit lmao

storm forum
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LMAO

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i didnt say shit

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and her next line was just the whole thing

blazing jewel
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@keen spruce what did you do Susge

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youre guilty until proven innocent

shy pecan
blazing jewel
spice spire
balmy condor
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@keen spruce do you have dslice sim

keen spruce
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any particular build?

slim hamlet
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grab deez nuts

balmy condor
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nah I figured it out

slim hamlet
versed mica
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what poisons do I use for shock build m+

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I heard someone say instant poison instead of deadly and that sounds wrong

slim hamlet
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Always use deadly over instant

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deadly is instant + a dot

versed mica
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yeah thats what i thought

pearl frigate
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can you suggest me what potion is full heal for rouge when doing mythic dungeon ?

fallen forge
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the biggest one

balmy condor
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what potion is full heal?

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what does that even mean

candid geyser
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"Potion of Withering Dreams" I'd imagine

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With Iron Stomach it can hit for like 850k

severe sparrow
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ive been gone for 3 weeks and now my parses are in the dumpster now clown there's been no rotation changes with all the nerfs, has there?

fallen forge
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if you've been gone 3 weeks it was probably ilvl

exotic hearth
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
pearl frigate
little summit
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!wa

jaunty warren
jaunty warren
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There are at least 2 potions that heal and then do damage to you

balmy condor
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they also both kinda suck

raven egret
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using anything else than dreamwalkers is, imo, a troll

balmy condor
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yeh pretty much

red cloak
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in AoE do you prioritize reapplying garrote/rupture over maintaining caustic/envenomous explosion or does it depend on the number of targets? both for the opener and after

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I just got my 4th piece so im trying to figure out how to use it

balmy condor
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depends on a ton of things

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garrote/rupture give energy

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if you don't have bleeds

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you don't have energy

storm forum
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In opener, prioritize empowered Gars, then first 5 rups.

red cloak
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yeah my damage is low af im doing something wrong

balmy condor
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which means you do nothing

balmy condor
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otherwise rup is just energy

storm forum
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omg

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im not running scent anymore

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i gotta go

balmy condor
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yeh so then just get 1 rup

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for caustic

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and whatever you need for energy

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and then gg

red cloak
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is it best to go arterial precision and sudden demise or arterial + DTB

storm forum
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In CDs you can prio extra gars during dance if you want to, usually only important if you didnt get a restealth before the pack

red cloak
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am I using dance during the first part of KB or the last part

balmy condor
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there's 3 sort of core builds with cleave, hybrid, and arterial

red cloak
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yeah sin is a lot more complicated than I thought lol

balmy condor
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and you then can choose to run crimson tempest with any of those, or not

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the gameplay is basically all the same

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spread garrotes from stealth, get caustic on something

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blast cooldowns into that caustic target

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spam envenom for tier + caustic

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maintain ct if you have it

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keep up bleeds for energy

red cloak
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so you only really need one rupture?

storm forum
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I like arterial + sudden demies in lower keys, and arterial + dtb (no CT) for anything higher (packs will live long enough for a full DM+KB). DTB + Demise is fine, but i don't really know when I prefer it over the other 2 builds.

balmy condor
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in packs where you can get like 5-6 garrotes out

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yeh

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just need the 1

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cause the garrotes would do the heavy lifting for energy as well

storm forum
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you usually accidentally get 3-6

red cloak
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cuz of IC yeah

balmy condor
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but it's really just:

  • get garrotes from stealth
  • pick a caustic target
  • slam into caustic target
  • maintain anything red with a duration on stuff if you're feeling fruity, or keep spamming envenom into caustic target
  • rinse repeat every minute
storm forum
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yeah outside of CDs its kind of a wash

red cloak
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im doing 15s or higher but im not going higher than 17 until i get this down

balmy condor
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good luck lmao

red cloak
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so im not sure what build would be best for me lol

balmy condor
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you won't get halfway into your cds before things die in a 15

red cloak
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yeah i noticed

storm forum
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yeah i think you just go for arterial + demise

balmy condor
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I'd play arterial yeh

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just spread bleeds

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and then let sudden demise pad

storm forum
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press shiv when things get to 35% and watch everything fucking explode

balmy condor
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honestly in keys that low, could even drop caustic

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as much as that pains me to say

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just run internal bleeding

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spread garrotes and ruptures on everything

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press CT

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press shiv

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everything pops

red cloak
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lmfao

balmy condor
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repeat

storm forum
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i think it depends, some bosses have adds you could spatter on, some lieutenents in some dungeons could live

balmy condor
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sometimes in my weekly keys when I'm lazy

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I just run internal bleeding arterial

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and then instead of turning my brain on for anything

red cloak
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bro in a key yesterday I was the only person higher in dmg than my tank before I got my 4 set cuz i was just doing the typical bleed spread so I was actually doing better

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I was like... how.

balmy condor
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I just: thing not have bleed? me bleed

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complete lobotomy gameplay

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damage is definitely worse but who cares for a weekly 20

red cloak
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highest ive done is 18 lol

balmy condor
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yeah I mean you're doing keys

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where nothing you do

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actually matters

storm forum
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i actually hate PUGing my weekly keys atm, cause idk if these guys are going to destroy everything in 10 seconds for demise to pop everything or do 80k less dps than me and cleave would have been fun

misty holly
balmy condor
balmy condor
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I have some contentions with that

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but I'm too tired to actually argue about it

storm forum
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in 15-17s just do AP+demise, you can pop everything yourself

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in 19s and 20s, you can notice when ur codps are doing tank damage

red cloak
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so for cds then, wtf am i doing

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like kingsbane sd deathmark

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vanish

balmy condor
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you press them

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vanish is just carnage

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use that to spread bleeds

red cloak
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thats how ive been using it

balmy condor
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otherwise everything else is just put into the biggest mfer in the pack

red cloak
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sd i been holding for kingsbane

balmy condor
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and let them do work

storm forum
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send KD/SD on CD, use DM with them when theyre up, try to practice using them on higher hp/priority targets but dont worry too much about it

red cloak
storm forum
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if you dont get full value, dont worry about it, its low keys, it's good to get into the practice of just sending them

red cloak
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and my KB dmg is gone

balmy condor
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yeah

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that's cause you're running shitter keys for chimps

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nothing to be done about that

storm forum
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if you know boss is after that current pack

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you can save

red cloak
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lmao ive literally never done m+ past like a 5 before this season

storm forum
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but i wouldnt save for more than a pack and a half

balmy condor
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welcome to m+

full solstice
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can anyone tell me what PS stands for

storm forum
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youre not getting more than 1 set of CDs on low key bosses most of the time, so as long as they come up some time during the boss, its alright

full solstice
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on WL

balmy condor
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at this point anything under a 20 is pretty much fodder

red cloak
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its crazy how i can get someone in my group who is either really really good or an actual monkey with a keyboard

storm forum
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dude my guildies are ruining PUGs for me

red cloak
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even if theyre higher ilvl than me

storm forum
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my 19s and 20s this week were so much harder than 25s and 26s with guildies

balmy condor
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that looks like an allstars ranking

full solstice
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yeah it is

storm forum
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pain suppression?

balmy condor
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idk how they do all star ranks in m+

storm forum
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oh

red cloak
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ive literally scraped and clawed to get 467 and my 4 set

balmy condor
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m+ logs in general are such a crapshoot

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you cannot convince me that a +20 murozonds rise is a 99%

full solstice
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heres context

balmy condor
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yeah

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that's preseason

full solstice
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kk thank you

storm forum
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man i cant believe im about to look at my m+ logs

balmy condor
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m+ logs make actually no sense

red cloak
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what preseason?

balmy condor
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beats me

storm forum
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damn i have some pink logs wtf

balmy condor
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it's actually criminal

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you can get pink m+ logs

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by just logging in

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and flying in a circle

storm forum
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pog

balmy condor
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I have no clue how the fuck they rank things

full solstice
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i only got magenta and one orange lmao

storm forum
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my 25 and 26 are pink logs lets fucking gooooo

balmy condor
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???????????????

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it's just

full solstice
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my claim to fame is my normal fyrakk clear

balmy condor
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a +20

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like a random +20

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and it's pink

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why

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how

full solstice
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rahhhh

balmy condor
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I guess maybe cause it's week 1 dungeons

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hmmmmmm

storm forum
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๐ŸŽ‰

balmy condor
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that's super jank

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that is just snapshots week 1 vault keys

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as a 99

red cloak
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wait what the heck we're 2 months in what preseason lol

balmy condor
red cloak
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oh this is old

balmy condor
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that's why his thing also has a season 3

storm forum
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real season starts 10.2.7

red cloak
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lol

balmy condor
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it goes season 2

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preseason

gilded gorge
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M+ is sponsored by Oprah. You get a pink parse

balmy condor
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season 3

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might be some augvoker specific thing

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because their logs are always a disaster

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and week 1/2 aug logs

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were actually just unusable

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so they probably split out the aug logs from before the fix and after the fix

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that's the best guess I have

red cloak
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220k on 5 dummies at 467

balmy condor
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for how long

red cloak
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does this look more normal

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uh 3 KBs

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i think

balmy condor
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arterial?

red cloak
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yes

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am i supposed to shiv more or save for kb

balmy condor
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would assume CT would be higher

red cloak
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i forgot to press it a lot cuz i was trying to juggle garrotes

balmy condor
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rest looks okay

storm forum
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save for KB

red cloak
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ill get more restealths in a real dungeon tho

balmy condor
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don't bother with unempowered garrotes unless you need the energy real bad

red cloak
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oh cuz the stuff is gonna die too fast?

storm forum
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i was about to say KB looks a little low, but dont remember how much its supposed to do at that ilvl without DTB

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so its probably fine

red cloak
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do you DM on trash or only until you know you're getting closer to the boss and just save it

storm forum
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I would just use it on CD

quiet oar
storm forum
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keep it lined up with every second KB

quiet oar
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The point thing is like RIO

balmy condor
keen spruce
red cloak
keen spruce
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cuz even in +27s there's a lot of packs

frozen iris
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How are these rogues hitting 350k plus on gnarlroot ๐Ÿ˜ญ

keen spruce
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that won't survive a kingsbane

balmy condor
red cloak
frozen iris
storm forum
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yeah the longer a pull goes the better i feel

balmy condor
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I'm doing like 320-330 on gnarlroot

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but my guild pumps too fucking hard

red cloak
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I dont even go inertia i go the no movment build and im pretty much always top

keen spruce
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is pretty normal

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I didn't play great this dungeon

frozen iris
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Im only doing 220 on mythic gnarlroot

red cloak
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oh man I was like wtf 3rd dps and then oh its aug lol

keen spruce
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but this is roughly what to expect like relative to DH or OL or something

balmy condor
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how quickly are you blowing cds on the damage amp phase

keen spruce
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well yeah dw abotu the actual numbers

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cuz this is also a BRH

balmy condor
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if the answer is anything slower than "instantly"

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it's wrong

red cloak
frozen iris
balmy condor
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if its not up in time, yes

storm forum
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tell ur guild to do the intermission slower

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thats what I do

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and it usually goes okay

keen spruce
balmy condor
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yeh

keen spruce
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cuz like

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the mobs just dont' have enough health

red cloak
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trust me Ive noticed lol

keen spruce
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same reason chicken and aff locks and spriests are bad in low keys

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well affs are just bad

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but they're really bad in low keys

balmy condor
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it's either guild slower or you faster on gnarlroot

frozen iris
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Thanks!

quiet oar
keen spruce
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i have a couple of trusty chickens on the friends list

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chicken assas wizard

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is pretty good

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if you're lookin for no lizard gaming

balmy condor
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lizard is wizard

keen spruce
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i mean

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blue wizard

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the wizardiest

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of the wizards

storm forum
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has anyone been following pvp and if so, do you know what theyre calling the lizard comps?

quiet oar
balmy condor
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wizard = warluck, magus, chicken, lizard, lelemental, shadow pisst

storm forum
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cause i really need to know if people are making hilarious puns

quiet oar
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Green Rogue

keen spruce
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magus the most wizardly

balmy condor
quiet oar
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Dont care, didnt read?

keen spruce
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i need an official review of the play

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cuz mine shows i said my response first

balmy condor
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here's the thing though

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I'm not going to get my wizard definitions from a duck

shy pecan
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TRUTH

storm forum
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shows me Shmeeps is first

keen spruce
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okay fair enough

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but also

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i agreed with your definition

storm forum
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ngl i trust a png duck more than a png green hair chibi

balmy condor
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kinda rude to chibi

storm forum
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yeah but im also kinda rude

balmy condor
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no, you're a dog

earnest remnant
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isnt the hair blue?

balmy condor
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and now a raccoon

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I'm getting ganged up by a fucking zoo

storm forum
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its teal i think, but i count that as both blue and green

keen spruce
earnest remnant
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blue

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none of those made up colours

balmy condor
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based

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stealthi is magenta a real color

earnest remnant
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man

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i dont even know what that would be

balmy condor
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good answer

frozen iris
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Is is the big variance on Igira due to better spear placement with FoK?

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And caustic

earnest remnant
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its like when the gf tries to explain that the "pink" item i bought is not the pink she wanted
and im like "PINK IS PINK" sitmadge

keen spruce
balmy condor
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spear placement is for caustic

keen spruce
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but probably maybe

balmy condor
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I definitely press fok on igira

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but it's not really anything impressive

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main thing is just being able to hit it with caustic and tier

storm forum
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i am a fok presser

shy pecan
keen spruce
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isn't it 4+?

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for fan?

balmy condor
keen spruce
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idk if many things i fan sometimes

storm forum
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theres 6 spears

keen spruce
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if not many things i don't mostly

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oh no i'm not disagreeing

balmy condor
keen spruce
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i just don't remember

shy pecan
balmy condor
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fuck me

shy pecan
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At least Iโ€™m wearing a rainjacket

storm forum
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we're more of a menagerie than BM hunter!

balmy condor
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this is english language server

storm forum
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menagerie is french?

balmy condor
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say it like an old french guy smoking a cigarette

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it's very french

shy pecan
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What other language could menagerie be? ๐Ÿค”

storm forum
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youre expecting me to know where a word we've been using since the 1600s is from?

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i dont have the braincells for that buddy

shy pecan
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Obv

balmy condor
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see you learned something new

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this is an educational place

lean portal
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i think menagerie is english as well

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karazhan guy says it

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curator

balmy condor
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yes thank you for explaining the joke

storm forum
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????

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is teal not an English word either?

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its on the english crayons

balmy condor
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teal is dutch

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not even the word, the whole color

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the color doesn't exist in english

shy pecan
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Whispyr teaching a bunch of animals human language

storm forum
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????

balmy condor
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waiting for shaigos to tell me that colors transcend language

storm forum
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we've been using Teal since the 1300s

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its english

balmy condor
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who is

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"we"

earnest remnant
runic hinge
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whaat if we don't see the same colors and my teal is your magenta

balmy condor
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what if it's all just blue

storm forum
storm forum
balmy condor
earnest remnant
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made up colours ong

storm forum
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this is how whispyr gets me back

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for all the insignificant what ifs that i word vomit

balmy condor
storm forum
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i'll make it an actual non english word this time

frozen iris
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Filet

balmy condor
storm forum
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iirc most languages have different words for flat and shiny black and white

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so let me find one of those

balmy condor
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as in "I went to mcdonalds and got a filet-o-fish"

frozen iris
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Is it reallly? I thought it was French. Filet mignon

balmy condor
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bout as american as it gets

earnest remnant
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filet is french yeah xD

balmy condor
shy pecan
storm forum
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idk man, its steak

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nothing more american than a steak

balmy condor
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true

frozen iris
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Nope filet is French.

balmy condor
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I'm crying

storm forum
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youre telling me a french filet this fish?

earnest remnant
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wrong tag

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but point still stands

frozen iris
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I pronounce it like Gordon Ramsay to be an asshole

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Filit

storm forum
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that sounds french

balmy condor
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because of all the vampires

storm forum
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like french royal family in the english court pronounciation

earnest remnant
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different types of stakes

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but yes

balmy condor
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idk, sounds the same to me

earnest remnant
balmy condor
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steaks = vampires

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that's why they made garlic butter

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think about it

earnest remnant
shy pecan
earnest remnant
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not alot of stuff is actually english

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they just steal shit

balmy condor
earnest remnant
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yeh, fcking thiefs

balmy condor
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english is basically just a big soup of every other european language blended together

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zeitgeist is an actual english word, in english dictionaries

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it's not even bastardized german

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that's just a german word

storm forum
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ok now youre just making hsit up

balmy condor
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im not kidding on that one

storm forum
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ive never heard that word in my life

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i looked it up

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and its not real

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its on the merriam webster page

balmy condor
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the definition and spelling is 1:1 identical for english and german

storm forum
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but its not real

balmy condor
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like

storm forum
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i refuse to believe

misty holly
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I thought billy corgan made that word up iin 2007.

balmy condor
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it's literally just the german word

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0 alterations

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funniest shit I've ever seen in english

storm forum
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we just yoinked it in 1835

balmy condor
#

they actually just took a german dictionary and copy pasted it

earnest remnant
#

"you can copy my homework but dont make it obvious"

balmy condor
#

timeghost is just a sick word though lowkey

storm forum
#

i bet in 1624 some nerds complained about theres no way we just yoinked Teal from a french papyrus scroll

balmy condor
#

well in 1624 the difficulty would be to find a group of nerds that could read

storm forum
#

someone had to be yoinking from the scrolls

balmy condor
#

literacy wasn't very common

earnest remnant
#

esp if they were english

balmy condor
#

"chai tea"

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when chai is just like

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a very common word

#

in many asian countries

#

that means "tea"

earnest remnant
#

you want some tea tea?

balmy condor
#

I would love some tea tea

runic hinge
#

Show me your tea teas

keen spruce
#

THE ONLY PRIMARY COLORS I NEED TO KNOW ARE "U - S - A"

quiet oar
sacred pond
#

Hi, new to assa and have Bern trying it a little. What do you do if the tank chain pulls, so you cant get stealth off for dot spread?

#

Been*

quiet oar
#

Vanish or SD

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to spread

balmy condor
#

and if you can't do that, just garrote/rupture something and focus on caustic while spreading a gar/rup every now and then to maintain energy

sacred pond
balmy condor
#

in aoe you can choose to hold them in order to spread bleeds if needed

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vanish especially

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dance less so

sacred pond
#

Okay thanks :)) Are there any builds that are better for lower keys, as everything just dies before I even do ny opener or is it just waiting till higher keys?

grim tree
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
grim jay
#

Aint no way its pronounced like in german

balmy condor
grim jay
#

But you cant

#

Well I mean you can

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But most cant

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I imagine it always sounds english

balmy condor
#

หˆzฤซtหŒษกฤซst

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Itโ€™s got the phonetically long iโ€™s

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Iโ€™ve heard it like seitgeist

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Not as harsh on the z

#

But itโ€™s definitely doable

winter yacht
#

hi all quick question, if im simming for m+ do I do an mdt sim, dungeonslice, st or what?

balmy condor
#

Can do mdt or dungeonslice

#

Typically dungeonslice since mdt sims have 0 variance

#

Makes mdt sims a bit cringe

winter yacht
#

huh I thought mdt did its best to simulate a dungeon run?

balmy condor
#

It does

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But it does that by removing all variance

grim jay
winter yacht
#

oh, i see, ty!

grim jay
#

Or can americans actually pronounce german words monkahmm

quiet oar
#

I mean their Kindergarden does sound similar too

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or sauerkraut

grim jay
#

Wait do they say Sauerkraut

quiet oar
#

Schadenfreude is also an word in English right?

grim jay
#

Sauer is pronounced like sour

quiet oar
#

Ye but its similar

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But americans have the most problems with the eu in example "neun" right?

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and ch in "acht"?

boreal cloud
#

eu in 'neun' is pronounced like oy in 'toy' Shruge

oak tangle
#

neun to me looks like new-n

blazing jewel
#

What is tiramisu cooking

quiet oar
#

In german

arctic cove
#

yo! BIG assa noob here, am I supposed to farm 2 nick of time daggers if im not getting like mythic raid dagger?

arctic socket
#

I got a new kitty cat yesterday ๐Ÿ˜„ everyone meet blizzy

royal lantern
#

cat

blazing jewel
#

We have brothers

arctic socket
#

Wow

royal lantern
#

@blazing jewel 2025 is only 12months away

arctic socket
#

I have the younger version of your cat

quiet oar
#

Or no

blazing jewel
quiet oar
#

You cant

quiet oar
#

Right

blazing jewel
quiet oar
#

Oof

arctic socket
blazing jewel
arctic socket
#

Idk why but he does

blazing jewel
#

You will treasure those caps

arctic socket
#

Itโ€™s caps from my water bottles

quiet oar
#

To comeback

arctic socket
#

Heโ€™s a young boi

#

Iโ€™m thinking about adopting his sister

blazing jewel
#

YES

arctic socket
#

The adoption process though was so long

blazing jewel
#

Really? That seems weird

arctic socket
#

^ I find out tomorrow if I can

blazing jewel
#

Mochi was a 20 minute process and 100 dollars

arctic socket
#

She is waiting to be released from vet

blazing jewel
#

That is a good bean

arctic socket
#

Fluffy bean

arctic socket
keen spruce
#

5g cats best cats

quiet oar
#

Wtf

#

Why are cats so cheap

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And dogs so expensive

keen spruce
#

cuz cats will make more cats in the wild

#

dogs just kinda

blazing jewel
#

Cats also kill everything

keen spruce
#

idk not that many feral dogs

#

round here

quiet oar
#

I paid like 1800 Euros for my dog

keen spruce
#

ot

#

wot

arctic socket
#

Yeah I was pretty happy with how cheap it costed, I would have spent more kekdog

keen spruce
#

i mean if you get a fancy dog

quiet oar
#

(hes cute tho)

keen spruce
#

you can get a gamba dog from the pound

#

for a couple hundred bucks

arctic socket
#

1800 euros? What type of puppy did you get

quiet oar
#

Shiba inu

arctic socket
#

Oh

quiet oar
#

In Black

arctic socket
#

Yeah

quiet oar
#

But He is basically

#

A cat

#

With dog features

arctic socket
#

Lmao

#

The most I have spent on a animal was 500 dollars, but that was for a husky

keen spruce
#

I had a hermit crab when i wasl ike 7

#

and my cousin gave me a couple of rats in college

#

rats are like desk dogs

spice spire
keen spruce
#

very good pets

#

very smert very affectionate

spice spire
#

Rats are cute

keen spruce
#

and not as stinky as ferrets

#

oh that looks like my buddy's shiba

arctic socket
#

That doggo is adorable

keen spruce
#

he got a puppy recently too

#

very cute

quiet oar
#

Scana calls this

#

Burned marshmallow

#

Kinda accurate

arctic socket
keen spruce
#

acurate

arctic socket
#

Little cuddle noodles

keen spruce
#

is like s tier pet

#

they're so goofy

arctic socket
keen spruce
#

and u can like fold em in half or wad them up like a sock

royal lantern
#

pet rats have only 1big disadventage

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short lifespan

#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

arctic socket
#

Does a ferret have a spine? Because like

keen spruce
#

it doesn't seem like they do

arctic socket
#

They be floppy Lmao

quiet oar
keen spruce
#

they so floppy

#

rats aren't stinky

#

their bedding just has to be changed often

#

cuz their pee stinkyh

#

but actual rat not stinky

spice spire
#

Ferrets less stinky than ducks

arctic socket
#

Still canโ€™t believe to this day there are wild hamsters

quiet oar
arctic socket
#

How does this survive

quiet oar
#

How Do sloths survive

keen spruce
#

i used to work at the Oregon Zoo

#

and they had some ducks

#

very mean

#

very stinky

arctic socket
#

Ducks are the most nasty pet animals i can think off

keen spruce
#

very aggressive

normal mist
#

That's why we have duck rice

keen spruce
arctic socket
keen spruce
#

i mean they kinda don't

#

tbh

spice spire
keen spruce
quiet oar
spice spire
#

Did unlock some free shmeeps lore tho

arctic socket
#

Oh I got to log in and see if I won my bmah

spice spire
#

Get owned bozo

arctic cove
royal lantern
keen spruce
#

they groom like cats

#

but snuggle like dogs

wise whale
#

tru

keen spruce
#

and nap in the hood of your sweatshirt

arctic socket
#

Did you name one of them Stewart

keen spruce
#

no my cousin already named them

arctic socket
#

F

keen spruce
#

they were named

#

ratter

#

and ratster

#

he is not a clever man

arctic socket
#

S tier names

#

Ratster the rat kekdog

royal lantern
#

i would name my pet rat quake

arctic socket
#

Big

#

I got bonescythe gauntlets

quiet oar
spice spire
quiet oar
#

Well

#

What happens

#

When i didnt samueled someone

#

Does quake decline my log?

spice spire
#

Yes

spice surge
#

Quake usually does something else than declining my log ๐Ÿ‘€

spice spire
quiet oar
#

That took way too long

#

For me to understand

spice spire
royal lantern
#

giving george all the love he deserves

spice spire
#

True and real

#

That mf finally getting on the bed after 5 years of not being able to SoCute

blazing jewel
#

George login

gray crest
#

We love George in this discord

spice spire
cinder dawn
cinder dawn
#

oh shit

spice spire
#

Turns out a bajillion mastery when you need it on demand

#

Satisfies your need of mastery

cinder dawn
#

That really clears things up for me

#

ty

vital haven
#

branch makes stats weird

cinder dawn
#

ive been baffled over this for weeks. should have asked yall sooner

spice spire
#

๐Ÿซก

quiet oar
#

Good boi quake

quiet oar
#

No

#

All of them

hexed falcon
#

!ambush

clever niche
#

too add, the raid row will pull from all bosses done on that difficult ever so don't expect a brand if you've not done mythic smoldy yet

worldly viper
#

Any guide on how to use Igiras dreamcarver?

quartz locust
#

based on the text, it's easy to think that it's similar to a trinket CD. That's what I thought, but then realized it was a persistent buff, based on the last mob you used it on

spice spire
ripe zinc
#

Hey guys, quick question. Is there a reason to not reroll to outlaw if i'm pushing m+ mainly? Right now i'm at +23-24 doing just fine with great output, but sims going crazy on outlaw. Only built assa with couple small upgrades left. Thoughts?

royal lantern
#

you play outlaw

#

biggest L in the universe

ripe zinc
#

That's the main reason holding me back, assa is king ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ—ฟ

quartz locust
#

i mean play what you like, but i like having 3 very different specs, that are good at different things and have fun trying to master all of them

keen spruce
#

I have only just started to feel the pressure to play pirate

#

at around the +27/+28 level

blazing jewel
#

stinky pirate man

eternal nymph
keen spruce
#

my rio still clean

gusty mirage
keen spruce
blazing jewel
#

shmeeps pov

keen spruce
keen spruce
#

I'M INNOCENT

#

carfax don't lie

gusty mirage
#

sure it does

#

that doesn't include keys you never finished

#

are servers up so I can get my socket

#

or what

keen spruce
#

also 0 keys

#

not a single pirate

#

key

#

or sub for that matter

gusty mirage
#

sub blasts

#

you're missing out

keen spruce
#

if I pass quazi

gusty mirage
#

I wonder if I can get 3k io without ever doing a tyrannical rise

keen spruce
#

I'll play sub or pirate

gusty mirage
keen spruce
#

i mean you definitely can

gusty mirage
#

brother

#

I barely did my 8 keys last week

keen spruce
#

okay let me clarify

#

it can definitely be done

gusty mirage
#

you like that random 23 and 22

#

I did not sign up for those

#

I signed up for +20s

#

and was SCAMMED

keen spruce
gusty mirage
#

my goal is to stay under 2800

#

otherwise @drifting cloud will bully me

ripe zinc
gusty mirage
#

honestly just stick to assa until you feel compelled to change

blazing jewel
#

where servers

#

its time to be disappointed

gusty mirage
#

you can't have my socket scana

#

its MINE

blazing jewel
#

bro I already am fully socketed

#

vaults have been pain

keen spruce
#

i haven't taken a socket vault yet

gusty mirage
#

I'm missing helm + belt

#

and I have a socket in my bags

#

cause I'm not socketing a 483

keen spruce
#

i also

#

haven't had an igira dagger drop yet

blazing jewel
#

I still have like 8 sockets from last tier in my bags

gusty mirage
#

big engineering goggles today

#

we abandon the sin rogues coping

keen spruce
#

I would get engi bracers

#

but then i have to recraft patch onto belt

gusty mirage
#

why would I do that

#

get the engineering goggles

#

big mastery

keen spruce
#

and that means i'd have to recraft flavor pocket onto ring

#

and that means i lose ilvl on ring

gusty mirage
#

imagine not needing to craft 2 crafted rings

#

must be nice to get spoonfed gear duck boy

keen spruce
#

i mean one was from vault

spice surge
#

Need engineering to use the helm

keen spruce
#

and one is a 1k vers ring

#

also ye i'm not an engineer

spice surge
#

And then i have to give up my only source of passive income (yoinking crest crafts and disenchanting)

gusty mirage
#

ur a fake rogue

keen spruce
#

fkin nerd

#

go design a bridge

#

engineer boi

gusty mirage
#

I'll design my nuts on your face

#

how about them apples

keen spruce
gusty mirage
#

I've been engineering longer than the average player in #outlaw has been alive

#

I have unobtainable recipes

blazing jewel
gusty mirage
#

I've been engineering this entire expac and not once have I had the brez

#

AMA

keen spruce
gusty mirage
#

@blazing jewel surely we get a nicholas of time

gusty mirage
#

I'll have to check and get back to you

keen spruce
#

ty

#

i'll be waiting

blazing jewel
spice surge
#

Surely he'll visit you too some day

gusty mirage
spice surge
#

๐Ÿ™ prayge

gusty mirage
#

is there a reason you hate me?

#

I've considered a socket every single week this tier KEKW

keen spruce
#

are servers up yet

#

my myth track nick

#

is waiting for me

blazing jewel
#

ill accept a myth nick

#

or

#

mythic ashes

junior yoke
blazing jewel
#

fuck branch

keen spruce
#

i haven't killed smoldy yet

#

we didn't raid this week

blazing jewel
keen spruce
#

or last week

blazing jewel
#

defeat fire goat

junior yoke
#

I havenโ€™t done hc yet

#

478 ilvl btw

keen spruce
#

we pulled it like

spice surge
#

Extending andies aint getting no mythic vaults besad

keen spruce
#

for an hour

#

then holidays

gusty mirage
blazing jewel
#

wait pause

gusty mirage
#

and then reclear

#

SURELY

blazing jewel
#

how many boss kills

spice surge
#

SURELY

blazing jewel
#

for 1 slot of that difficulty

keen spruce
#

2

spice surge
#

2

junior yoke
spice surge
#

2/4/7

blazing jewel
#

I cant even get ashes this week

gusty mirage
#

I was considering pugging first 2

#

but then I realized I'd have to log in

blazing jewel
#

mythic nick will be acquired

keen spruce
#

i'd probably

#

bench my myth track stick

#

for a heroic ashes

#

in keys at least

gusty mirage
#

for last two

#

I would

#

oh right

blazing jewel
#

it is just so easy to get max value out of ashes vs branch

gusty mirage
#

you're a m+ ape now

#

my b

keen spruce
#

collecting bubbles is so fking annoying

spice surge
#

Im playing sub where my ashes actually sims higher than branch anyway ez

gusty mirage
#

wait until you collect bubbles on tindral

keen spruce
#

it's like I press my trinket, and a bunch of spaghetti falls out of my pocket

blazing jewel
#

ASTRAL BREAK

gusty mirage
keen spruce
#

and i have to collect my spaghetti

#

or I wont have lunch that day

spice surge
keen spruce
#

so it's important

blazing jewel
keen spruce
#

but I also don't want to be scooping spaghetti off the floor

quartz locust
#

somebody touched my spaghett

spice spire
#

Thereโ€™s vomit on his feathers already

blazing jewel
#

they up

spice spire
keen spruce
#

okay scann

gusty mirage
keen spruce
#

scanna

#

rogue vault first

#

or rats first

#

my fate is in your hands

gusty mirage
#

servers are up @blazing jewel

keen spruce
#

@blazing jewel

#

@blazing jewel

blazing jewel
#

@blazing jewel

spice spire
#

@blazing jewel servers are up

gusty mirage
#

@blazing jewel

keen spruce
#

ANSWER ME PES_HyperReee

keen spruce
#

THAT'S A CAT PES_HyperReee

gusty mirage
#

correct

blazing jewel
#

rats

#

rats first

keen spruce
#

oke

spice surge
gusty mirage
keen spruce
#

thank you for waiting

#

for me to login to my rogue

#

to answer

#

dik

blazing jewel
keen spruce
#

now i'm trapped in a loading screen

gusty mirage
#

dang I got scammazed

spice spire
spice surge
#

Some rascal forgot to do the weeklies i see

blazing jewel
spice surge
#

Unlucky

blazing jewel
#

@midnight mist

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

Outlaw main detected

#

Nah

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

We lost both of them

blazing jewel
keen spruce
#

you guys

spice surge
keen spruce
#

forgot

#

to put nick in vault

gusty mirage
#

I suppose I take another socket