#assassination
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be the guy that gets carried for once
!fuu
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just to clarify, it is ok to reapply bleeds as long as its below 7 seconds? except for Garotte has to fall off completely?
Sanguine is referred to as empowered?
you know how cringe that "advice" is m, when somebody is askimg for Help for a spec right?
Nah sanguine isn’t
outlaw more helpful then you guys 😛
Thanks for those that reply 🙂
ill be testing sin tonight
Whispyr has some really helpful guides in his YouTube channel give those a watch
But in lower keys I would recommend playing outlaw, sin feels so bad
in keys below 18
Mobs die way to quickly

i can see that
since its a dot spec
I want to learn how to move fast with the group as the "dot spec" though.
In lower keys you could use the sudden death build, that’s pretty fun
and higher keys do into the m+ build hmm
so far my understanding is the rotation just adds tempest in M+
raid switches aoe talents for dragon blades
I like the arterial build
But if you’re fine with being carried you could always spec raid plus IC and carry single target boss
i was thinking about that
as outlaw I always carried hard in aoe and mediocre with single target.
Skill issue
Maybe for you but I’m different
You parse 40s
I'm doing terrible in raid tonight. It feels like more than a 3% nerf, or I just suck I guess.
I’m parsing 0s big dog. Ain’t played the tier

3% actual nerf.
30% mental nerf.
Mint
Real
Time to Reroll sub big dog
how much mastery should we be aiming for my dudes?
What did robot say
everyone talking about sub in raid lol
err how do i sim that
Don’t aim for %. Especially if you have branch as that’ll crater your mastery want since it gives a bajillion
If you’re in a raid comp that doesn’t have externals 100% definitely play sub
guilds done piing sin now. look at sin drop: https://www.warcraftlogs.com/zone/statistics/35#sample=1
Every piece of gear you add to your bags equals a top gear sim
higher percentile its even lower
do yall just balance stats by swapping out neck/rings when switching between outlaw/assa? feels weird with my 7k vers lol
What ever robot tells us to do Lmao
Nick of time Nick of time branch.
Tier pieces.
Embellishments.
That leaves what neck/rings/belt or wrists?
Or belt
No
Yes? 
yup
#wrist gang
all these groups know im testing sin, they are removing me lawl
i should change my icon since sin dont use acro 😦
It isn’t hard to play
I lied. One trinket slot too, which actually does matter
Crab / Hourglass / branch would be big m+ drops (trinket)
i got a double stat branch from vault so thats why im here.
i need 2nd NoT and a hero hourglass
Would bang
Outlaw 
Outlaw is bis for keys trust
so like.... how am i still like top meters most pulls if people are like 5-10% ahead of me on sims?
yes i like outlaw for keys
I want to learn sin tho for branch lol
Krill issue
Sin fun
Sin biiig for raid
oh yeah
Do you get PI
no goes to BM
Imagine getting buffs 
Your grp is special
And I mean this as kind as I possibly can
is 2nd NoT much better than dreamcarver on OH?
do they have hands?
why is there a gif of us
What’s your wr?
If you look like that dm me lol
(Don’t actually)
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????
im resisting the urges rn to send you uwu stuff
Quake
?
Huh
Uwu message got deleted Lmao
that's not true, @blazing jewel is always here
But on raid nights I gotta share with pleb
Me
Y
Literally said oop
Sin channel is down bad
Onlyfans in name
Mf knows because he’s there
<ram
it feels really laggy even on 10ms somehow
Miss u(s)
Miss the 7am scana delirious messages
were getting shit on by fyrakk
Log off
better than getting shit on by tindral still
dps is horrible first boss
check your privilege man
ewww
The double-oon
also honestly cant remember much about re zero
That’s honestly sad with it being your profile thingy
this profile thingy is 4 years old and only gets swapped for christmas
Fair
any log reviewers https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/tJn1yHzLbgMhGBfD#fight=8&type=damage-done&source=4 (M volc)

quake time
these bosses are pain
@spice spire
damnit
he's in the thread already lol
@spice spire bro????
so if Assa isnt assafucking bosses anymore, why bring them to raid other than immunity?
you like the spec
you think raid leads are just bricked up over spec lore
a somewhat decet one that is not going for top 50? yeha, if the differences are not big you do more harm then good lol
Hey tryan
thats a normal quake moment wdym
It’s funny
That’s true
I’ve never sent a dick pic in my life tho
i prefer richard nixon
?
I'm so glad Discord decided this needed to be the first message I saw tonight
i told a girl i was gonna send her "classy, artistic dick pics" and sent her a sepia toned portrait photo of good ol' richard nixon
Resist brother
she was not nearly as amused as me
i'm not sure if she wanted the actual dick pick or was just mad i followed up
it wasn't a nude potrait of richard nixon
although...
no wait, i'm not gonna pursue that line of thought
Yeah
You just did
fuck you're right
You pictured it
Mentally I don’t think that’s something I can handle
i do agree with you about unsolicited dick pics being passe
but as guys, we heard it worked once and we're all out of other ideas i guess

oh was this week the nerf patch? or is that still upcoming?
^
@keen spruce yeah, i agree. i actually like to keep thousands of random dick pics in my phone in case i get hacked, they won't know which one is mine
Absolutely
its pugd
yea but
Happens
what do you expect
i love that it takes me literally HOURS to get into any m+
its 3.8k as mage in s2
well, any 16+
and i go in and get like 50-100k more than second place
that translates into 2.2k for other classes
well atleast i beat the tank on first sin key
You’re rocking that avoidable damage meter
i love to eat stuff
sin keys are kinda rough if the tank isn't pulling big for you
i did a 20 fall and we never pulled more than one pack at a time
3k8 as mage in s2
i did pretty miserably
i expect to be decent at mage in s3
lol
since there is 1 mage in every top m+
You’re welcome
a mage + pi
I need to get used to using kingsbane in aoe packs
I forget to use it
I just try to get bleeds on everything
how
@thin portal i'm the opposite, i save it for big aoe pulls
kingsbane is ur main cd with deathmark
and when the tank is only pulling 2-3 mobs per pull it never gets used
i c
you actually dont have to do this
specially in tyranical
my dream is when every other pack has one big mob and a shitton of adds, then the packs in between are smaller cd reset pulls
and specially in low keys
with the 4 piece and splatter talents i don't find spreading dots to be more dps than just focusing one thing down
ok so just carnage bleeds and then focus kings in aoe then?
except the opening garrote, though that might just be muscle memory
k
caustic spatter was a mistake. What happened to spread bleed gameplay.
the one with most hp or the one with highest prio
@thin portal it's tough to adjust to, but it's doable. i still prefer to use it
makes it easier to position without risking cleaves/aoes but after the first week i adjusted
i think ill farm Fall just for a second Dagger
second, f off
kek
i've been doing nothing but falls every week and i still don't have a first heh
yeah it's basically free, but every rogue and dh in the game queues for them
true
why dhs
and i'm only 479 and 2400 so i don't get in many
i SHOULD up my rating but i'm lazy
my rating is 2100 from outlaw tho so I should get invited to lower keys
479 is enough for any 20+
oh yeah i can get in 13ish keys all day
wdym
13+ keys yeah
my 460 ilvl dh rocks in 24s
@clever perch 470 is high enough to DO the key, GETTING IN is a different story
wdym +13
he said 479
people post 15s with 3k rating requirements, it's hilarious
to farm dagger in a 17?
u guys tripping
i was playing outlaw with 480 ilvl till now cuz i had no ring
i've been on for a whole poison refresh and i haven't gotten in a key yet tonight
was using 447 crit vers
though, admittedly, i'm having more fun chatting in here
well this is the "in queue" chat
think i might take a week or two off for the holidays
so we can have a good time while waiting for inv
I was outlaw all season until I got branch yesterday.
yeah
Mydas wont drop for me.
hah, i got a branch first day and it's still the only one i've seen:
queue to +17s and inv melees that can trade it
463 baby!
@clever perch i mean yeah, i do that when i can, but that's not always an option and people are sick of of fall too
u can queue right now
ok so my first goal tonight as Sin is to make Kingsbane my top dmg skill right
to fall
i need so many aspect crests at this point too i really should just bump the rating, but every key i do that's not fall feels like a kick in the nuts right now
nothing is stopping u
@clever perch i actually am doing that while we chat
bcuz ur used to doing the easiest dungeon
anyways im telling u, 479 is high enough to do 24-25 keys
is what i was using and topping dps
yeah but without the 3k rating people don't invite to those
well u have to push ur key
im 474 so once I get good I can do 20's then?
u can do any 20 with 460 ilvl even
honestly, a good player doesn't even need to be 470 to push 20s
u just have to know what to do in the key
dude to push 20s u dont even need s3 gear
s2 is enough
people were doing 20s week 1
my advice is learn just above what you're comfortable doing
my dh 460 ilvl, top 1 dps in 24-25 keys
u just need to know the mechs and when to pop defs
thats cuz dh is OP rn
once you get into 20+s things either one shot you or you didn't let it hit you
like rogue wasn't
Demo aura high skill cap
yeah but im learning sin so they will think im bad rn
honestly i find sin damage is largely based on the route/pulls
idk i dont feel like assa is hard
I kinda got it after 1 key
It’s not 
starting second key now
Gl
if he has any brain
u have 2 cds, 1 each min and 1 each 2 min
if u're not doing dps is probably 99% ur fault
Kingsbane should be my top dmg right
@clever perch my experience with pug 18+ is the tanks are either hyper aggressive (good for sin) or hyper conservative (terrible)
i can queue with you for fun if u want but
you're not wrong, i said earlier that i tend to sit on cds if it's only a 2 or 3 pull
i can ensure u, u can't rly blame tank for not doing dps
i mean if he is doing x3 packs with 3 mobs each one, well yea u can
I should just go raid spec if I just IC bleed and then kingsbane aoe
but its on u when to use ur cds or not
the full context, since it was like 20 minutes ago, was i did a fall 20 with a tank who was pulling one pack at a time so i sat on cds too much
just learn ur rotation bro
and i did say "too much"
is not hard
hard part about assa is maintenance on stuff like tea (which isn't really that hard when u get used to)
u just dont use wrong ur tea like using it when a pull is about to die and u're good
most of the rogues i see blaming tank, i see them using their cds when a pull is about to die
they just send all in cd like if they were outlaw
@clever perch like i KNOW i would have had higher dps if i just used kb and stuff on cd but the conservative pulling makes me want to "save" them for the big pull that's never coming
u have to know when big pulls are gonna come aswell
that's on u
check omnicd
see the cds of the party
u see everyone has cd including tank and he is braindead? pull for him idk
tricks ftw
on fall there's only a few pulls that are forced big pulls
on fall what build are u running?
and even then it's like the dragon pull with one big mob and a bunch of small ones
you send cds there without any prob
you have to send cds on big hp adds
yeah but everyone ends up saving their cds for that pull and the slimes are dead in like 3 gcds
not like u have to wait for big pack if they just die oneshoted
because you dont have to aoe the slimes
you are not supposed to
are u dotting the slimes? xD
just full prio the dragons bro
that's how assa playstile is
no, on those pulls i'm trying to get to kb on the dragon as fast as possible to beat the other dps
all u have to know is, you use your cds in mobs that are not going to get oneshot
kingsbane almost #1 dmg almost there lol
otherwise u are wasting them
you're 100% right that it's not fair to fully blame the tank
but if it's almost entirely 2-3 mob pulls (not packs) then it's hard to really go off too
and my alt is a tank, i hate when people pull for me
i use omni too btw
all 3 dps were pretty close on that fall, don't have a log but i wanna say we were all in the 140s
maybe 130s, it wasn't good
that's extremelly low tbh, idk
but since u're telling me the tank is doing 3 mobs each pack
xD
yeah but that's what i mean, to your point, "if no one can dps then it might be the tanks fault"
if i were u, i would just use tricks and pull for him
but for doing that u need to have a minimum knowledge of the pack
and check if the tank has cds to tank it
that's why the omnicd point
i have a hard time doing that, i just write off the key if the tank is pulling too slow... when i tank and someone keeps pulling for me i get incredibly annoyed so i'm not gonna do that to someone else
i'll ask in chat for bigger pulls
but if they don't do it then i just mentaly move on (or leave the key if it's bad enough)
if tank is pulling 3 mobs each pack 3 times in a row its a waste of time idk
maybe depends of the ppl/key level
i don't disagree at all
everyone was 470-480, there was no reason to pull it that conservatively
since im doing 25-26s ppl would just leave if that happen
but if the tanks not comfortable then he's not comfortable, just won't use that tank again
like i hate when people pull for me WHILE i'm pulling, like i'll pull 2 packs, use all my aoe to get those mobs, then the hunter or something will md another 2 packs to me and i have nothing to pick up the new mobs
i usually finish keys at like 190-210
oh, in a fall, we did the whole first room and i think i finished at like 490
i like keys where we pull huge to start and use lust/cds for it
dunno what to tell u
"get better groups" is the usual advice i get in here
it's clearly a problem on u aswell
then when i say "i'm lucky to get ANY groups" then the advice turns into "get more groups"
that u should want to fix
for an HO build in tyrannical, would I drop a point in vigor for airborne irritant to get blind cd down
i can go into the same pack than u and peak 2 million
so u need to fix something by your side
any smolderonis confirm: just send cds on pull? or are we holding dm for burn phase
despites tank's being braindead
cus we just got to myth smold
on smolderon you just switch to subt
@clever perch i should run my own key more, but i've been so laser focused on falls to try to get the dagger that i only really ge tto run my key once or twice a week if i get a lucky reroll
otherwise u're trolling
not until dust is removed or changed
?
you just flagelation in the dps windows/phases
makes the spec clunkier than a cybertruck and just as fuckin stupid
@clever perch tbf i'm not like a god level rogue, and i do work on my rotation/priorities. i'm constantly writing/tweaking my weak auras to make things easier/smoother but i sincerely believe my biggest problem right now is not farming rating
you cds on start and in dmg phases
not bad single target trash
there is always stuff to improve on eachself
i dunno how much you pug but people really do post requirements like 3k rating for 15s
is it ryu posting logs of trash o'clock already
people were requiring aotc for heroic pugs in week 1
take pugs low keys as a training/practice
and just focus on yourself
try to maximize ur dps and learn the dung
what i do is any key under 24 i just switch to subt
because i know i can improve my subt more than my assa/outlaw
u need to practice and learn from each key
otherwise u're not progressing
i absolutely do do that, i'm not sure i was trying to give off the impression that i don't work on my skills
assa doesn't require big pulls to do dps, unlike any other classes
that's what im trying to tell u
also @clever perch wasnt tryina sound deliberately against your suggestion, i just really dont vibe with sub for some reason
i appreciate the response regardless
i think it was whysp who just told his RL hes stayin ass?
no u're not
i might just do that, benched is w,e
i think an hour and a half of not getting into a key is enough, gonna go play a shootie game
thanks for the chat folks!
Gn
goodnight ^^
I wish vault choices only came from mythics you ran. That would help hone in on upgrades
Anyone had any issues with kingsbane going on cooldown but not going on the boss?
I would run nothing but fall
!dagger
how much worse is sophic for us?
Im at the point where im triple specing now and Sub uses sophic
Did you macro Kingsbane and Shadowdance?
Im trying t ofind out the best way to sim it, I assume if I drop it I should provide haste items to make up for it?
no i have them on diffent keys
first of all, that's wild. Why press 2 button when 1 button work.
But otherwise... uh, can Kingsbane be parried?
that's all I can think of.
stat priority in raid?
dont like macroing something that is class wide
Yeah there is a lot of good reasons not to macro it in M+
I do and get annoyed sometimes when I wanted my shadowdance for IC
but it goes off on a kingsbane
Crimson tempest is only good in 4+ targets
It's actively bad in 1 or 2 targets, dont use it.
envenom is better there
I usually use it in 3 targets, but that might not be good, eh.
I figure if i spend the talent point Im going to use the damn ability.
ty
3 target succy
2nd key as sin, kingbane dmg is now higher in the dmg list. Improvement, almost using it correctly lol.
it wasnt even top 6 dmg spells in first key.
lol
got it to 4th in 2nd key
lets see how 3rd key goes.
does sim account for gear that is not upgraded to max?
im trying to do what the rotation says. get ur bleeds off> deathmark> ShadowD> Kings > Shiv.
then envenom spam
keep shiv up during kings.
Yes?
I’m unsure what the question is sorry
eg i have a 470 ring hero ring i want to compare it against a 483 hero ring does sim take the 470 item at 483 or 470
@balmy condor can you confirm when you used cds on smold? the 2nd main phase feels clunky
- You can add a 483 to gesr compare
i thought i remembered you talking about that the other day but i am having trouble searchin it
get parried, my friend :/
His dms on kill were :08, 2:14, 4:27, 6:30.
KB at :10, 1:13, 2:16, 3:16 (sheesh), 4:29, 6:01 on kill.
It might be the 4:30>6:00 kb thing. Unsure tho
Where is spatter
thank
its not on my list
🫡
I am spec into it
Then you don't play it properly
Absolutely no way that spatter doesn't show up there
If you actually apply it
I just have to mutilate I thought
but its not casting
oh i see
rupture and deadly poison then mutilate
You have to mutilate or ambush a target that has your deadl poison and rupture on it
got it ill look out for that, nice catch!
On cooldown
So you did make a mistake on the kill 
Missed the 5m heater 
Yeh 5:30
question about improved garrote - do u guys refresh it inside the kb window, and, at end of kb window after vanishing, do you- garrote envenom garrote or garrote rupture garrote
As per the guide you always garrote at the start of the kb window in dance, then again with vanish
That 2:16>3:16 was hot tho
i mean do u do it a second time in the window to refresh
Sometimes I time everything perfectly so I get to rip kb right on cd and I feel like a cd timing god for like .2 seconds then I probably drop evenom or tea early
No. An ambush is gonna be more damage than one more second of imp garrote
Yeh ^ that
If garrote did like 3x as much damage as now, like it did in bfa, might want to double up refreshes
But given its power right now
It’s not worth
Now farm a hero track version 
need to learn sin rotation with this version 😛
The two star rune 😳
Had Spatter show up on my meter now
not much of it though, shouldnt it be a top damage spell
Should be up there yeah
Not really “top”
But like top 5 is pretty reasonable depending on build
16th is way too low
im using m+ build
lol oh ya
Only 5?
where is @balmy condor
your kingsbane dance WA
it plays when someone else uses it 
Yeah this is arterial, one of the more bleed/less caustic centric builds. Should still be seeing caustic do numbers, but not a giga talent
Ah.
Uh
So
Go into the triggers in all that shit
And check the “own only” box
dont even need to look at logs when your other sin pops cds i love it
thats galaxy brain
i dont have augvoker or pi privileges yet 
anyone able to take a look at my logs and let me know what I'm doing wrong?
I had a purple parse in our nyume kill this week with IC and caustic still on 
(I was hungover but I’m also stupid)
cant I just use Spatter as my aoe in a raid spec
for m+
to have more boss dmg
hmmm
ill look at raid trees
There’s a cleave build on wowhead that basically does that
You would probably drop dashing for IC
!aug
Rogue abilities not being reattributed to Augs in logs:
Shadow Eviscerate Poisoned Edges Sudden Demise
How’s everyone feeling after the recent patch. Been out and away but curious as to how assassin has been
great suggestion
that worked, ill test that in my next key
The rework is great. Sin is fun to play
Dive right in and enjoy all the rebuilds
Content is enjoyable and not painfully difficult
I saw the nerfs 3 percent looks pretty small but some people here been saying it feels worse?
I mean. Feely craft can be a thing in terms of fun yea? But it’s not that bad, sin cds still line up well with a handful of fights, which is the biggest contributor to its damage. Having externals just exacerbates that
Those people are nuts
People were saying it felt worse last Friday before the nerfs happened
^ just play it for your self and make whatever assumptions you want about it
Oh I mean I’ve played it this tier and it feels great I just didn’t understand how people can say it feels awful when it’s just 3 percent
holy fuck pi is like crack
combined with the 15% kingsbane nerf.. i def feel it
I see the cleave build keeps deadly precision, instead of virulent poisons.
Idk it seems more less we’re balanced instead of over tuned
wouldnt Virulent help more spatter dmg
its the pi curse
Placebo is a powerful thing
Which is secretly a good thing imo means they’ll touch us less
without pi they were pretty much already mid
No kidding huh lol
now without pi its lower 3rd
im just not a fan of pi lol
bad mechanic
make it personal
no. their logs from the past day are next to destro and ww
guys how are we simmin ? 5boss 1min ? or do we use Dungeonslice ? what do u guys use ?? for m+
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/a:LvKxwtfja4F96gTb#fight=8&type=damage-done&source=18
Hi. I don't understand why my damage is so bad in Nymue.
I know messed up my last Deathmark and Kingsbane, but even with that the damage is nowhere near what it should be.
I can't figure it out.
Dslice
it tells me to do weird stuff like Haste mastery gems and 1 sophic 1 wafting etc ?
I wouldn’t consider that weird lol
Yeah our stats are pretty close, so it's pretty common to say that
I'm using 1 and 1 too, and my neck has 3 different kinds of gems on them
if there that close do i keep my Crit mastery gems and double sophic ? or do i do exactly what the sims say for Dslice ?
How much is it
im sat about 60% mastery 40%crit 15% haste 10% vers
No I mean how much is the difference in your sim
Idk, I'd wait for someone more qualified to tell you if it's "worth" but personally I wouldn't care about the gems, and I'd replace the weapon enchant when I get a new weapon
Also.
I also only ever sim for patchwerk and m+ is kinda whatever. Just use different trinkets if I feel like it
Dungeonslice always, aoe patchwerk is troll as fuck
Oh that was like 10 minutes ago
Hate the discord app
We're still talking about his followup questions
You’re getting hella mileage from this gif I’m ngl
I gotta favorite it
Little high on the vers, I might go for some mastery gems there.
It's the thing that bothers me the most
It won’t let me do it on mobile
How do I add necklace gem sockets?
can someone explain what info this is telling me. I assume dmg for KBs but whats the number on the right in brackets?
and is the order 1st is bottom?
Should probably ask the person that made the wa
Its one of the main linked rogue ones so figured someone might know
part of LE poack
Aight thank u so much
Im pretty Sure These are Ranking
For their fight
Like you had the 6.8, 2.6 and 6.7 in one fight
Oh yeah maybe
Like every dmg in the window
wait even with damage amps, the most dam I've done is like 9.8 Mil
wiat nvm
im tired we just talked bout that
Its the dmg you so in the kb window
Not only kb
yeah

im tired
ive been getting bad sleep
and i havent been taking naps
wiat even with damage amps
hdjkgsahjk
The numbers Whispyr
What do they mean???
Think it’s kingsbane + caustic
Yeah 14 mill kb even with amp sounds wild
Didn't you start work just a couple hours ago?
So Whispyr and Loudyr
“Couple hoyres” meaning 7? Yea
can someone maybe shed some light into the following sim results
I already have a haste/crit neck and a crit/haste ring so I am hovering at around 50% mastery... why would the sim suggest haste/vers gems when I see so many high ranking rogues gem mastery/crit and are stacking 60%+ mastery? really confused
!stats
There are no "recommended stat levels" or "breakpoint of X stat" or "required" amount of any stats. This is an outdated way to think about stats and simply is not relevant to the spec. If you're looking for a quick recommendation: Agi >> Mast = Crit = Haste > VersatilityIt's always more accurate to simulate your own character, as stat procs like Witherbark's Branch and Wafting Devotion can often de-value the stat in question. Stats are not a rigid construct, their values change constantly in relation to each other depending on your character.
Read the thingy at the need of it
With the statsdevalue or whatever I said
That’s why you get verfsaktilyer
Was it fluffy or solid?
I had too much cheeseee yesterday soo my poop is a bit flufffy but we will perservere

I’m a lack toes mfer
Google speaks drunkspyr
I guess you mean lactose. Lack toes would be kinda sad
so thats how they make that shredded cheese from supermarkets
Ikr
Now for the love of good people say something so we burry that gif
just delete it
But I cant delete for the sake of consistency
I gotta stay true to my doings
@balmy condor did you atleast see it
And feel it
i think he put you on ignore
!whispyr
!Whispyr
I like to imagine that my vodka redbull is just gasoline
Feet bread
That's vodka monster
This'd be a great water bottle lol
You are my vodka Monster
Sometimes at work I see rubbing alcohol and like bleach and like raw liquid form Lysol in unmarked containers
And the voices get loud
Like what if I just end it
Ya know
Your GF would bring your ass back and kill you herself I'd say
The call of the void is strong
That sounds like a Latina
So it might be true
But not stronger than the call of a breakfast burrito
thats like, any girlfriend, well, mostly redheads lmao
She is Latina 
Yep, you'd better not end it all lmao,
9 year anniversary coming up
bro, marry that girl LMAO
Yeh but we’re 24 and in California
That Lysol is looking mighty tempting for me right about now
What money
Yeah thats why i said it might be true 

Also grats
Touche hahahaha
why does marriage cost moeny
Can't u just go to the local court house and something and sign a document
Idk how this shit works
Yeah, right?
But I've watched tv
And you say that while im here 
But not here with me right now 

i'm too busy sitting in my chair for like 12 hours a day to get a gf
You see, funny thing about seeming happy

Just get a gf that also sits in a chair for 12 hours
Idk if you can be happy
Shadow word: pained
When you are a sin tc
I've found my GF in wow)))
If I’m so happy why do I spend so much fucking money on a therapist hmmmmmm
Could just save the money and kms
You like conversation?

Maybe quake can Do a log Review?
And See what went wrong.
Wish quake would review my log
I'm sure he can if u ask nicely
Just send him a pic of your log
doesn't matter if you grey parse in life, you can always strive for that 100, but from a 2% to a 3% is still improvement - be proud yoself
Go for it champ
He'll be happy to receive
hmmm there was something i wanted to sim
Damn I forgot to turn on live logging
Quake Will ban me
need to learn to sim...
At some point
sim what?
He reviewed my foot fungus at one point
Sim deez...
Quake a real one
i dont want to say cause whispyr is here and it might make him sad
i wish you would review me
I think you've been beaten to the punch already by half a tin of whatever alcohol whispyr consumed
Gasoline
who out here drinking alcohol out of a tin
In this economy??
yeah i think i would rather drink rubbing alcohol than bankrupt my entire bloodline by drinking the same amount of gas
Y’all think it’s bad now
My mom said she’s getting me a bottle of fireball for Christmas
duuuuuuuuuude
yum
But Whispyr you loveable scoundrel
heard its not to bad tasting, don't really drink alcohol, not even of age.
You can't handle ur drink
That’s the shit pitbull be dining about
heard its cinnimony though.
yeah its cinnamony
Very
It’s chimney
masks the taste almost completely
man im so glad i started drinking at a young age so now i dont have drinking problems!
The taste of cinnamon
I......
hmm.
You can always start
it's true though
i gotta drink more
Rogues should have a healing spec, one with syringes that we just stab people with.
It takes very close to the Fireball candy
when are we getting vodka red bulls whispyr
oh i did have a problem, it just degraded so fast now im fine
90% of drinkers stop before they see 3 copies of their car keys
Be the 10%
Wrap yourself around a telephone pole
Nah
you know who im kissing on new years?
a telephone pole at 120 mph
lmao
my friends still call me alcoholic when i barely drink anymore 😦
australia has a drink driving problem, they are trying to solve it by making alcohol so fucking expensive
Moonshine stonks
that was me every time i drank in 2022
Its like gambling addicts. 90% of gambling addicts stop before their next big win
now i just start vomiting really fast from drinking
I wanna say same but I can't remember
Tbf, the USA has drinking/driving problems, its just far larger lmao

holy hell
wat
that IS expensive
120 lmao
Rather guzzle the gasoline then
ITS 80.87 usa
yeah i was gonna say probably like 80
most USA vodka costs like, $10-$25 on average.
But it's popping bottles at the club expensive
This was a google search, it might be wrong lmao
you can get trash vodka, im cherrypicking a bit, but if you want anything decent... yeah
ig if you want a nice tasting drink you buy better vodka
but if its only to fuck you up you know
The destination is what matters
yeah im boomer now (29) long gone are the days of drinking to get fucked up
damn millenials :p
i am stunned that that can now be a comment
11 or 12 is probably borderline
Yeah, probably a Zalpha lmao
though i shouldnt be a millenial
i think the upper and lower bounds are usually more dependent on experience
i was born before 2000
millenials came of age around 2000 thats the whole thing
Idk where the hell I came up with Zalpha

but there is also Xillenial.
bro i was 6
and zillenial
i dont meet either category
trueeeeeee
Pause
We kids born in 2000
or like grew up around 2000
Are a different breed than these kids nowadays
Apparently zoomers were born in 1997 till 2012? or somethin?
its always a rough range
Yeah
i bet you people born post 2000 don't know what playing sports outside are
good one bro
its either 1997-2012 or 1999-2010
i definitely didnt play soccer and baseball for 9 years
or run cross country in high school
probs grew up with touch phones since grade 1
nerp, got my first android in like 2015?
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