assassination

[indigo mulch]

Its 1 in the morning

[indigo mulch]

and i'm craving brocoli and chicken

lmao

[slate crown]

Haven't used anything yet

[gusty mirage]

playing poe

[keen spruce]

only 489 more seeds to renown 10

[balmy condor]

I was at a seed earlier when a guy got the 20 achieve

Which he did

Very legally

Obviously

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[gusty mirage]

lmao

totally

surely no fuckery going on there

[slate crown]

Yah there's a new cheese with the seeds I learned about but haven't done. It's totally legal mmhm.

[thorn fjord]

Fuck that

[indigo mulch]

[keen spruce]

aka the start of the boomkin culliing

[slate crown]

Yeah I don't care, I'm happy enough where I am

[haughty flicker]

times like these make me happy im too lazy to grind shit like that

[subtle kiln]

going to cheese for an augment rune and a heroic token

lol

[gusty mirage]

I blame star fall

[thorn fjord]

Was getting hit by one last night for 550k a hit

[gusty mirage]

you ever do a super bloom in a party with a boomkin?

[thorn fjord]

It really sucked

[gusty mirage]

you get like 1000-1200 dewdrops per

it's absolutely wild

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[fallen forge]

anyone have the spreadsheet that compared 4p to 2+2p? it was part of something bigger iirc

[gusty mirage]

they just star fall fuckin everything

[rotund oak]

there is an exploit to open more chests from same location diff chests

[keen spruce]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1exJeu5eVe4bTmyg3WFx5PTxIWvDLi0j-WW-XWpGoG88/edit#gid=650115476

[gusty mirage]

slightly less illegal than the macro people

[rotund oak]

for rng 20rep

[gusty mirage]

I still don't get why the rush for the heroic token

it's like 10 ilvl

why risk getting banned for 10 ilvl

[rotund oak]

yeah

ppl degen farming

for no reason

[keen spruce]

why risk at all when you can just plant more seeds

[indigo mulch]

Shmeeps is secretly mr beast.

[subtle kiln]

you then would never have to play again. maybe they are the real smart ones

[spice surge]

Some people were doing it before they even realized you got that, they just wanted the rune asap

Is that a more questionable use of time than being here? Debatable

[restive falcon]

what do i do when im energy starved but getting ready to do my burst again? do i just afk 😦

[gusty mirage]

yes

[subtle kiln]

make a sandwich

[keen spruce]

we don't call it afk around here. we call it

[haughty flicker]

this is what a second monitor is for

[indigo mulch]

The rune is such a minor gain. Unless your doing top50~100 that rune prob wont really matter to you D;

[gusty mirage]

yes

[slate crown]

@runic hinge https://wago.io/lcM4ssa54 - Made my updates

[rotund oak]

create a macro
/stop attack
/sit
/tap
/yawn
/sleep

[restive falcon]

so if im at 30energy but i got kb/sd in 6 but say im at 2CP i actually just sit there and wait

[gusty mirage]

I mean I get the idea of wanting people to get it, the 86 primary stat adds up right? But also, for most people degen farming it it doesn't even matter

[spice surge]

Ill be getting the rune for later boss progress anyway, need to do rep stuff for the weekly spark thing anyway

And i dont mind doing the campaign, but i cba doing it multiple times

[haughty flicker]

yeah im definitely getting the rune once i get there

but im too lazy to farm that shit hardcore

[keen spruce]

you mutilate then until CDs. then env-shiv-dance-kb-etc etc

[gusty mirage]

if I had anything else to do, literally anything else, I would've done it

figured I have nothing else to do might as well degen

[haughty flicker]

i can respect it

[indigo mulch]

What about PoE?

[haughty flicker]

ive definitely done similarly degen shit in the past when i had nothing else to do

[slate crown]

Did the voices get quieter?

[restive falcon]

sadge

[gusty mirage]

the voices never get quieter

[keen spruce]

degen but still 16

[slate crown]

[gusty mirage]

I said degen, not showcase my mental illness

[restive falcon]

im finally sitting down to play the piano and it feels so bad

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-happy-laughing-crying-i-cant-even-gif-24163733

[keen spruce]

goodge

slow sass best sass

[drifting cloud]

shmeeps picking up flowers and shitposting in discord, thats efficient use of time @gusty mirage

[rotund oak]

counting my tokens and my rep,i can say that uve farm for a good 15-17hour

we are about the same

u might be like 300-400 more

[keen spruce]

i'm not picking up shit

[rotund oak]

coz im not 10,u are 16+

[keen spruce]

I'm just here to audit

[gusty mirage]

nah, I did like 6-7 hours on my alt, and then prolly 4 hours total on my main

most of which was just WQs lol

[rotund oak]

what a beast 💪

[gusty mirage]

@keen spruce the weekly centaur camp gives reputation for the contract

[rotund oak]

i did about 4-5 hours on my paladin and then like 6 on my rogue

[storm forum]

Hey, so earlier this week I learned that my nameplate addon hasn't been updated since Legion(BFA prepatch). It was previously working fine, but now it crashed my game if I try to change the settings. What other plate addons do people use? I thinking about Plater cause I could yoink someone's UI for it.

[gusty mirage]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[gusty mirage]

cev's plater is popular

[keen spruce]

I don't even know what that is but go do it

[gusty mirage]

already did it

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

but it's the Aylaag Centaur camp that moves around

[drifting cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[gusty mirage]

has 5 quests

so about 100 reperoonis

[storm forum]

does Plater have any addon dependencies or can I use it out of the box?

[gusty mirage]

can use it out of the box

[storm forum]

ok nice

[slate crown]

New healing potions are flatly better than old right?

[gusty mirage]

ye

[slate crown]

Like I can convert all of mine up?

nice

[keen spruce]

they don't heal as much initially

[grand trail]

ye we already using them

[keen spruce]

but they heal more total

[grand trail]

kinda like the overtime eefect

[slate crown]

I'm alchemy too so

[keen spruce]

yeah better in like 99% of scenarios

[slim hamlet]

They're like 10k worse upfront and double the value over a hot

[gusty mirage]

yea the recipe uses the old ones

[slate crown]

A) profit to craft and B) trait for extra healing

[slim hamlet]

its always better

[slate crown]

Yeah I hvae 250 old ones, so can convert them up

[keen spruce]

are they a profit?

[gusty mirage]

a lot of people gonna be scooping them up

to prep for next week

[keen spruce]

takes rousing frost and mana pots

well frozen focus

[slate crown]

Yes, I'm at max alchemy knowledge and max gear stats

[haughty flicker]

man

[grand trail]

i put 200 in gb and took 200 new ones 😄

[slate crown]

I'm US tho

[keen spruce]

maybe i craft a bunch

[slate crown]

so may be different for EU prices

[keen spruce]

I'm basically maxed on alch

[haughty flicker]

i might have to try to degen those

[slate crown]

It's not much profit, 14% isn't much to write home about

[dark token]

Damn I maxed phials on my alch

[gusty mirage]

https://twitter.com/xerwo/status/1723838330914086946

[slate crown]

but, it's something

[dark token]

Always the worst profit

[keen spruce]

is that 26g per 5? or per pot?

[slate crown]

Per craft

so, per 5

[keen spruce]

F

[keen spruce]

oh yeah you'd have to make

so many

to make that worth my sanity

[gusty mirage]

@drifting cloud would get a good laugh from that too

[slate crown]

I mean doesn't take very long with quick craft flask

[runic hinge]

TY!

[slate crown]

But yeah, like I said, 14% not much to write home about on a small price item anyways

[merry raven]

iron stomach works on the hot or just the initial heal?

[slim hamlet]

prolly both

would be suprised if not

[slate crown]

Input 250 old potions, got out 368 new ones

[vale mortar]

Hey guys i was just wondering what our aoe burst rotation looks like?

[keen spruce]

does the estimated profit account for multicraft?

[balmy condor]

The single target burst rotation but you cast crimson tempest

[vale mortar]

instead of envenom?

[slate crown]

Yes, it does maths to estimate it, along with resourcefulness, it tries to account for both

[keen spruce]

merrr

[balmy condor]

No, just to keep the dot up

Crimson tempest is just a bleed you maintain

[vale mortar]

Cool, thanks

[agile geode]

so what are your thought about this tier for sin? it will be the "strong one" or just the classic bait as for 10.0?

[slim hamlet]

was 10.0 bait?

[agile geode]

i mean in 10.0 initially it was strong but then they nerfed it a lot

[slim hamlet]

I am a believer in sin supremacy

[agile geode]

in 10.0 sin was a bit underperforming compared to other's spec

[slim hamlet]

idk about that

I mean in overall dmg yea

[agile geode]

im talking about raid

[slim hamlet]

I am too

[agile geode]

okok

[slim hamlet]

But yes sin looking good

[blazing jewel]

once sin got the aura buff I forget what patch

it became real nice

[slim hamlet]

was in season 2

Right here at the end

[balmy condor]

Sin was good in season 1 idk

I wasn’t struggling

[blazing jewel]

ya

wasnt bad by any means

[slim hamlet]

If u look at overall sin looks complete dogshit

[blazing jewel]

but the aura buff just made it big

[slim hamlet]

because of figths like dathea and diurnia

[balmy condor]

Just sucked on add platforms

On raz

[untold igloo]

heyo! couple sin questions: 1) does the duplication of lethal poisons from deathmark mean that each application is twice as much kingsbane amp? 2) how exactly does sanguine blades talent work? I want to be >150/300 energy for the damage while pooling on envenom, but how does this talent deal damage? what is the energy consumption it's talking about? it reads like latin to me o.O

[slim hamlet]

and rasz too yea

[onyx rain]

idk bout ya'all but sin feeling way better than the others. outlaw feels like dogshit

[slim hamlet]

based

[onyx rain]

based indeed

[tough gorge]

Outlaw with crackshot is really good. Sub is the odd spec out.

[slim hamlet]

Sub is definitely the one stinking up the place

[balmy condor]

1. They’re completely separate instances of the poisons, so yes
2. Every tick your bleeds do it checks your energy state and if you’re >50% it eats 2 energy and spits out damage

[onyx rain]

sub feels soft but not "bad"

[untold igloo]

tyvm ❤️

[onyx rain]

outlaws new play requirements are just crap imo

[balmy condor]

Np

[tough gorge]

Your probably the only person who thinks outlaw is worse lol

[slim hamlet]

isn't it just "click bte if u can otherwise vibe until you can"

[river ember]

Outlaws new tier set will help it a shit ton in how it feels to play

[onyx rain]

i know i feel you lol

[river ember]

But it’s extremely good with abberus tier still

[agile geode]

i've strugglet a lot, sin was "fine" in season 1 but a bit less than "good" imo clearly

the exang thing, the 3 min trink all the syncing ecc..

now it feels a lot better

i hope it will perform well in raid

[slim hamlet]

idk seemed pretty good for what it needed to do

[agile geode]

i like other's spec too expetially outlaw but sin as it stands now is my favourite

[keen spruce]

a lot of sub's power comin from 4p amir

so they're lookin a little stinky pre-raid

[slim hamlet]

It's not in terms of numbers

[onyx rain]

caustic spatter aoe dmg comes when you envenom right

[slim hamlet]

They just a lil poo poo stinky

not too much tho

[keen spruce]

mut/ambush on a ruptured target

[slim hamlet]

any nature dmg

[keen spruce]

applies it

[onyx rain]

well yes not talking about the application

[dark token]

We will lose ground with 2pc bug

[keen spruce]

then nature dmg ye

[onyx rain]

but the aoe part of it

[strange python]

This is extremely misleading if it's all bosses, because sin rogues were staying ST build on multi target fights

[slim hamlet]

we had 2 different interpetations (once again no idea how word spell yes)

[strange python]

Better to look at damage on Terros

[slim hamlet]

I did write that further up

And I also wrote "pretty good at what it needed to do" aka full st only

[keen spruce]

all of your nature damage, so wep poisons, env, shiv stuff like that

[slim hamlet]

this is 10.0 logs

[dark token]

Is this terros

[strange python]

Even with bugs id bet sin is better than sub for overall raid damage with Aug and stuff

[dark token]

Or dmg to bosses

[keen spruce]

but see.. exang was bugged all tier and yall were baited by stinky talent. no-exang was better

[slim hamlet]

dmg to bosses

[dark token]

Because all sub rogues went aoe and sin rogues hardstuck boss

Thats not accurate

[slim hamlet]

brother

[dark token]

If sub stayed on boss it could do similar dmg

[slim hamlet]

how many times do i gotta write the disclaimer

holey moley

[spice surge]

People really do be sleeping on sub

[slim hamlet]

[blazing jewel]

he speaks the truth

[slim hamlet]

our time to shine

step away

[keen spruce]

I feel like this happens every tier

[spice surge]

Just for reference with assa's bugs sub and assa burst equally hard in sims

[past forum]

maybe change your name "Disclaimer: I'm talking about pure st"

[spice surge]

And the 2p isnt going to increase your burst my more than like 5%

[agile geode]

right i forgot that lol, i've stopped playin in february.

[dark token]

Sin and outlaw draw nerfs and sub left unnerfed at the top

[slim hamlet]

could work

[dark token]

Sub always the dark horse

[spice surge]

Unironically very possible, or outlaw just doesnt end up as good as its sims

[slim hamlet]

yo stop leaking the script

[blazing jewel]

outlaw tier cope again

[keen spruce]

and yet all xpac sub ends up #1

[blazing jewel]

just like aberrus right guys

[blazing jewel]

outlaw op

[dark token]

Season 1 script all over again

Writers getting lazy

[haughty flicker]

Outlaw tier baby

[slim hamlet]

They need to write new scripts

It's becoming stale

[onyx rain]

what race be bis for sin RN? night elf for shadowmeld?

[slim hamlet]

nah

[blazing jewel]

meld doesnt work like that in raid

[slim hamlet]

hooman

[spice surge]

Im not saying assa isnt gonna be great, but saying stuff like "assa better because of aug" is kinda silly when sub bursts as hard as assa does

[onyx rain]

tru

[blazing jewel]

likely dwarf

[onyx rain]

why

[dark token]

Also you guys realize there are multiple classes who are good Aug/pi targets

[slim hamlet]

Because number is bigger

?

[onyx rain]

yes lol

[dark token]

Aug buff would just got to someone else for very small dmg diff

[slim hamlet]

hooman 800dps ahead of 2nd best

suddenly

[grand trail]

sub is cooked

[onyx rain]

whats causing it tho

[dark token]

Wait is human king for assa now

[grand trail]

cant see people playing it unless its WAY ahead

[dark token]

Rep grind choice successful

[slim hamlet]

All stats goodge now

[steel spire]

Wait human frfr

[slim hamlet]

And hooman gives all stats

[onyx rain]

troof

[steel spire]

Clean MOG and racial

[onyx rain]

yes actually pumped if 1trick isnt trolling

[slim hamlet]

Dwarf util in keys tho

https://bloodmallet.com/chart/rogue/assassination/races/castingpatchwerk

also on fuu's

[keen spruce]

if you pick your race for throughput and not cuteness

you're playing world of warcraft wrong

[slim hamlet]

I am content with being blood elf until a bleed fucks me too hard in a dungeon and I go dwarf

[crisp grotto]

i only pick male night elf for their extra long ahem ears

[tough gorge]

Even if sub dmg is same as sin, sin plays smoother for me that id only dabble in sub out of boredom unless the playstyle becomes easier for me somehow

[grand trail]

idk i like dwarf racials

and there are bleeds in new raid

[slim hamlet]

Playing sin even when it's complete dogshit

[old halo]

backstab in shadowdance still fells bad, assa for life

[steel spire]

dagger mains eating good so far

[slim hamlet]

havent sub been using gloomblade in stealth for the whole expac

[keen spruce]

If you only play sass, you get good enough to not get benched when sass is doggy

[slim hamlet]

and isn't gloomblade just a cooler sounding backstab

[old halo]

not the new setup

[blazing jewel]

I could maybe see velf being good on nymue

but that is straight cope

dwarf is just too op

[slim hamlet]

actually

that does sound good

and void elfs are cute + got the bis stealth animation

tempting

[keen spruce]

i been velf all xpac

but i wanna push title and that might mean dwerf tier

[blazing jewel]

I may swap to dwarf tonight

feelsbad

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-elves-gif-5021243051349336030

[dark token]

You were doing backstab in dance all of seasons 1/2???

[keen spruce]

when does the sale end

[twin kite]

Does our 2 piece still not work? 😮

[keen spruce]

only 17 bucks to race change atm

[fallen forge]

real (im a night elf)

[dark token]

Buy the 3 pack

Way more worth

[slim hamlet]

tomorrow sale ends

[keen spruce]

i haven't race changed 3 times in the last 3 expacs

[slim hamlet]

tomorrow for where I am at least

[lucid rain]

would you play arterial precision for tyrannical and dtb for fortified?

[keen spruce]

that sounds like the opposite of what you would do

[lucid rain]

I have no idea

[steel spire]

Hybrid always no?

[keen spruce]

but i would probably just hybrid always

mayyyybe AP on high fort raging?

[slim hamlet]

raging doesn't exist

keep coping its ever worth

[dreamy elk]

What exactly are the sin bugs that people keep referring to?

[keen spruce]

but then you're really just yeeting all of your damage

to be a utility bot

so idk probably not

[steel spire]

Ap on fort for some makes sense

[slim hamlet]

2pc random resets, lethal dose is not fully functional and sudden demise is bugged (but doesn't matter much dmg wise)

[scarlet aspen]

How much dps improve if 2pc is fixrc?

[keen spruce]

smol bugs with lethal dose not interacting with a few bleeds correctly

large bug with 2p where stacks hit max then fall off instead of refreshing

[keen spruce]

4 or 5%?

iirc

[slim hamlet]

idk % but a pretty decent amount

[dreamy elk]

That...that 2 piece bug is stupid.

[slim hamlet]

Yea was gonna say 5% too

but didnt wanna rip it

[keen spruce]

i've been a fan of just slammin a "iirc" on everything i type nowadays

[dreamy elk]

Holy crap that's poop. Ugh.

[slim hamlet]

"but idk" is also a good one

or "afaik"

[scarlet aspen]

Is the sim in fuu spreadsheet considering bug fixed or not fixed?

[keen spruce]

"but idk" is my irl go to

[haughty flicker]

afaik is my favorite afaik

[slim hamlet]

every sim is not fixed

[warped prawn]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[scarlet aspen]

Oh pk

[keen spruce]

you can give your friend life ruining advice and slap a "but idk" at the end of wash your hands of any guilt

[slim hamlet]

Exactly

So when they lose their entire life savings, their girlfriend, their house, their job and so on

[scarlet aspen]

So we will end up every close to outlaw ST if bug is foxed

[slim hamlet]

it's not actually your fault

[scarlet aspen]

But sin has better burst and execute

[old halo]

nah gloomblade but yes

[keen spruce]

closeish

[slim hamlet]

idk if we hitting their sim numbers, but already without the bugfix sin is likely the play for some bosses

[scarlet aspen]

Yeah

[keen spruce]

if damage amps on the 3 bosses that have them line up decently well with 2m CDs

then sin very good

[steel spire]

Gatekeep gaslight girl boss 💁‍♀️

[scarlet aspen]

There are a lot of 2 mins bosss

[slim hamlet]

but in reality we all know our sim numbers are sandbagged and in reality we do 300k st and 800k dslice

[junior olive]

are Dragonbomb dispenser and Beacon good trinkets to use?

[steel spire]

Use w.e, we everbloom jail after

[spice surge]

Until we see that its fixed ingame the bug is gonna remain in sims

(it has happened in the past that they said a bug was fixed, and then it wasnt)

[slim hamlet]

Doesn't sound like my pookie bear blizzard

[gusty mirage]

coughfthcough

[keen spruce]

beacon got nerfed. bomb still fine iirc

[slim hamlet]

"iirc"

[keen spruce]

[keen sandal]

council fight in new raid, sin vs outlaw 3 target

[fallen forge]

when i say iirc i just say it to cover the fact that i have no idea what im talking about

[slim hamlet]

It's 2 target

can't stack 3 target

Who knows, betting on outlaw

[keen spruce]

I say it as insurance when i'm like 83% sure about what i'm talking about

[feral merlin]

anybody share the feeling that the rework is sloppy AF for MM+ ? We have no range, sub has perma 2 targets on rupture while for Assa it's conditionnal to stealth, we have 0 energy against boss and that's really painful to play... I mean... This rework looks lackluster to me

[slim hamlet]

prolly krill issue

Everyone is loving it

[fallen forge]

galactic level krill issue

speaking from experience

[slim hamlet]

[keen spruce]

this sentiment is shared by roughly 0 people

[feral merlin]

okay, it's only me then 🙂 all good

[keen spruce]

iirc

[slim hamlet]

"iirc" again

[fallen forge]

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crusher-skull-halloween-gif-26163235

[keen spruce]

[fallen forge]

also when tf did i lose my snd icon

[slim hamlet]

When it went back to where it came from

[keen spruce]

[fallen forge]

[junior olive]

will someone please share me a WA of Kingsbane duration counting down and a Envenom buff one ? If you already have one

[keen sandal]

i almsot wanna be lazy and just play sin all fights in raid

[slim hamlet]

Same until you realise council exists

and its literal hell on earth

[keen sandal]

but outlaw 1st boss and council

[slim hamlet]

It's in every wa packages

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[fallen forge]

outlaw hella ez just sdance and shoot ur big gun

[junior olive]

ty

[slim hamlet]

We will prob farm that fight for the whole expac because the trinket

https://tenor.com/view/cat-despair-meme-atone-gif-18083281511005463831

[fleet pagoda]

i just noticed that the kingsbane tooltip is dynamic

what's causing that change? is it counting the lethal poison applications?

it went from saying "deals an additional 1.3mil" to "deals an additional 30k" or whatever

[keen spruce]

mfing friendship trinkets

always off dogshit council bosses

that no one wants to farm

[slim hamlet]

This is probably the worst council fight in existance

[keen spruce]

well for us

[slim hamlet]

Every melee I would imagine

[keen spruce]

i think it's actually a very well designed take on a council fight

[slim hamlet]

It's interesting

[keen spruce]

but the bar is very very low

[slim hamlet]

interestingly dogshit

[keen spruce]

for council fights

and i don't like them in general

[dark token]

Yeah but the bosses don't move

Shit for melee

Go next

It's a very interesting council right for ranged DPS

[keen spruce]

imagine they made a council boss

that had LoS

and a hide mechanic for ranged

there would be riots in the streets

[dark token]

Melee is los every time they step away from the boss

[keen spruce]

but they have this stupid deer jump 40 yards away and blizz says "this is fine"

[dark token]

Ranged DPS need to cry more

[slim hamlet]

Alright guys

[keen spruce]

but also also

[slim hamlet]

Hear me out

Council is good right

[keen spruce]

s1 council was dogwater

[slim hamlet]

because we can just take acro

[keen spruce]

cuz it was a stack and slap

[dark token]

Experiments was actually a good council fight

[keen spruce]

s2 council was dogwater because of spell queueing

experiements hot dog shit

[junior olive]

if you have to let envenom fall off to pool your energy in ST..is that ok ?

[keen spruce]

2nd worse boss in the raid

[slim hamlet]

Crazy the only good council fight is the council fight where it's not a council fight

[fleet pagoda]

yes 🙂

[dark token]

Let me think of others

Ohh

[keen spruce]

if i had to choose between fighting zskarn 100 times or experiments once

[junior olive]

im doign fine aoe ..but ST my energy goes to shit

[dark token]

The plant one from nighthold

[keen spruce]

well i'd jump in the ocean

[dark token]

That was a sick council fight

[keen spruce]

but if i had to choose it'd be zskarn

[slim hamlet]

Council of blood was one of, if not the best boss I have done

[dark token]

High botanist

[keen spruce]

council of blood certified hood classic

the meng dance ♫

[fleet pagoda]

yeah it'll be an adjustment

[keen spruce]

SHIMMY LEFT

[slim hamlet]

that emote is scary

[keen spruce]

[slim hamlet]

We had "fun fact" segments between each

[keen spruce]

BOOGIE DOWN

[slim hamlet]

one of our officers had a whole list on his other monitor reading them during dance

one day it was fun facts, one day it was those one sentence creepy pasta another day it was dad jokes

pretty good

[keen spruce]

SASHAY LEFT

[dark token]

I liked sisters of the moon from legion as well

[slim hamlet]

(we were on that fight for like 150 pulls and didn't kill it)

[keen spruce]

PRANCE FORWARD

[dark token]

Council of boss I hated because of the fucking immunity shield adds

Remove those and it would be good

[near valley]

Sin bros do you think Sin is the play on Gnarlroot? No bias pls

[slim hamlet]

the single gnarlroot in everbloom?

yes

[keen spruce]

it wil be played by at least 3 people

probably more

[slim hamlet]

It's the first boss

U can kill it with a no spec rogue

[near valley]

Funny how many mobs have this name

[near valley]

All I needed to hear

Sub gaming confirmed

[slim hamlet]

Don't believe it before I see it

[dense herald]

is there a trick with details that i can make it not reset on vanish so i can actually practice with dummies?

[gusty mirage]

swap to dynamic overall under scripting

[near valley]

^

Life changer

[slate crown]

Feel like this should be a bot command

[slim hamlet]

Sure buddy I aint enabling scripts

[slate crown]

asked a bunch

[slim hamlet]

good luck with your account ban tho

[gusty mirage]

I think so too

[spice surge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-me-hi-taylor-swift-antihero-hi-its-me-gif-26982379

[keen spruce]

there the pokemon, , whispyr, and me

3 verified

[slim hamlet]

Guys u know when burning a candle it becomes liquid right

[spice surge]

Whispyr abandoning his post smh my head

[near valley]

Yes

[slim hamlet]

Where the fuck does the liquid randomly go

[gusty mirage]

can someone send me a screenshot of it in details

😗

[slim hamlet]

It just disappears most of it

[keen spruce]

evaporates and you breath in the wax

[slim hamlet]

Surely not

[keen spruce]

exfoliates the lungs

[slim hamlet]

aintnoway it's warm enough to evaporate and aintnoway it just is in the air

and is not a health hazard

[near valley]

But what if it was way?

[slim hamlet]

i mean

[near valley]

[slim hamlet]

it could very well be yesway

[slim hamlet]

but

I feel like it isnt a way

Well

Guess I will be dying of candle intoxication

[near valley]

Why the hell is this a NYT article?

[keen spruce]

i mean it pretty much turns into CO2 or water vapor

[near valley]

How bored were they?

[keen spruce]

actually the puddle doesn't evaporate

[slim hamlet]

But it's wax

[keen spruce]

it goes up the wick

gets slurped up

[slim hamlet]

wtf is a wick

[keen spruce]

and burt off by the flame

[near valley]

I'll go up ur wick

[keen spruce]

the yarn thing thats on fire

mfer doesn't know the bits of a candle smh

[slim hamlet]

bro

I have never heard the word wick before

outside of John Wick

[keen spruce]

[near valley]

Lmao

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[gusty mirage]

don't mind me

[keen spruce]

væge

[slim hamlet]

Minding you

sorry

[keen spruce]

[slim hamlet]

fake word

[keen spruce]

idk how danish works

[near valley]

Clear on logoff wtf?

[slim hamlet]

It's a real word

But I feel like I have only ever heard my grandmother say that like 15 years ago

[near valley]

What wick?

[keen spruce]

wait do they call him John væge in denmark

[slim hamlet]

Væge

[keen spruce]

or john wick

[slim hamlet]

[near valley]

True

Asking the real questions

[slim hamlet]

I would like for you to pronounce væge

[keen spruce]

it's like

[near valley]

Vega

[keen spruce]

veeuuuggghh

[slim hamlet]

yea without the g's

[keen spruce]

ye

[gusty mirage]

!details

[prisma monolith]

To stop details from resetting on vanish, go into the settings and under Overall Data, make sure "Use Dynamic Overall Damage" is checked.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316923750073499648/1173432355785027584/details_vanish.png

[slim hamlet]

See danish is easy

[gusty mirage]

there you go

[keen spruce]

i'm a cultured duck

[slim hamlet]

poggies

[keen spruce]

that definitely didn't just click this

[slim hamlet]

I knew u did

[keen spruce]

wait so what did you call the part of the candle that's on fire

[slim hamlet]

ild?

fire?

you just asking what fire is?

or wax

[keen spruce]

i mean there is fire

there is wax

[gusty mirage]

the wick

[keen spruce]

and htere is the thing that is on fire

[slim hamlet]

væge

[keen spruce]

ik he didn't know that word

[slim hamlet]

wasn't that just what u said

[keen spruce]

i'm sayin what have u been callin it all this time

before now

[slim hamlet]

Nothing

Why would I talk about a wick on a candle

ever

in my life

[plain moon]

The “flamey boi”

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-squidward-sponge-bob-squarepants-nickelodeon-gif-13790922

[gusty mirage]

I second the "flamey boi"

[slim hamlet]

Aint no one is saying "can you light up the wick"

Just "light the candle"

[keen spruce]

no u say light the candle

but like lighters have wicks

[slim hamlet]

[keen spruce]

zippos at least

[oak tangle]

Wick is also the term used for transfer of liquid

[keen spruce]

ye that's why it's called that

cuz the wax melts into a puddle

and it wicks up the wax

which then burns into the air

[gusty mirage]

[keen spruce]

and you breath in waxy air

[slim hamlet]

never heard that word before

yall nerds

[oak tangle]

Wick away sweat, it’s like the most favourite word of sports clothing ads

[keen spruce]

yeah like for outdoor wear or athletic wear

[slim hamlet]

"wipe"

have yall heard of the word "wipe"

[keen spruce]

moisture wicking technology or w/e

[gusty mirage]

but the clothes don't wipe away your sweat

[keen spruce]

it's not wiping it's wicking

[gusty mirage]

they're moisture wicking not moisture wiping

[slim hamlet]

[plain moon]

Trust me I’m very familiar with wiping

[keen spruce]

it's more like passive slurping

than wiping

[slim hamlet]

sounds disgusting

i dont want my clothes to passively slurp my sweat

[oak tangle]

Enhanced evaporation

[gusty mirage]

you want your clothes to keep it right on the skin?

[slim hamlet]

Yes

[gusty mirage]

fair

[keen spruce]

he wears exclusively latex body suits

[slim hamlet]

^

[keen spruce]

for maximum sweat bathing

[gusty mirage]

that sounds rather judgy ngl

[slim hamlet]

idk what you mean by that

[gusty mirage]

I can feel the judgment in your statement with my eyes

and I don't like it

[slim hamlet]

are you discriminating against my clothing style?

[plain moon]

Isn’t the point of wicking is most clothes passive absorb and the wicking ones release the sweat into the air?

[gusty mirage]

yeah it's supposed to pull it to the surface

so it dries quicker or some shit

[keen spruce]

functionally yes

[gusty mirage]

perks of moisture wicking clothing is that the clothes don't get weighed down if you sweat a ton

realistically you're still gonna be stunky either way

[keen spruce]

but the word just literally means absorb or draw off liquid by capillary action

[slim hamlet]

nerds

[gusty mirage]

I'm keeping that typo

[keen spruce]

stunky good word

[slim hamlet]

yea

stunky sounds good

it's like dworf

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/handstand-stunky-skunk-pokemon-anime-gif-27404433

[gusty mirage]

it's like elite level stinky

[slim hamlet]

dworf feels like a good word

[gusty mirage]

dworf is the only proper way to say that playable race in world of warcraft

[keen spruce]

skunky + stinky

[gusty mirage]

if you say it any other way, you're wrong

[keen spruce]

dwerf

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-not-nope-gif-22294097

[slim hamlet]

Dwerf can only be said with a nerd accent

[haughty flicker]

people say dwerf?

[slim hamlet]

🤓

[slate crown]

🫡

[slim hamlet]

Dværg is actually the most gigachad

[keen spruce]

but that's just a malfunctioning printer

[slim hamlet]

huh

[keen spruce]

cuz the letters got squished together

[slim hamlet]

æ =/= ae

[oak tangle]

= e

[slim hamlet]

æ = æ

[oak tangle]

at least in english it essentially is e

[slim hamlet]

æ doesn't exist in english?

[oak tangle]

aeon and eon are the same

[keen spruce]

acording to google

æ sounds like "ay"

[slim hamlet]

it can be ay or ae or something different

[keen spruce]

smooshin letters smh

[oak tangle]

we used to have ae in old english

[haughty flicker]

wdym we

[slim hamlet]

Because old english was a lot from denmark

[haughty flicker]

sound like you're about to start talking "back in my day"

[slim hamlet]

thats some omega boomer shit

holy

[oak tangle]

hell naw

[haughty flicker]

"we got invaded by these assholes with beards"

[slim hamlet]

Bros birthspeech was old english

[oak tangle]

i probs aint even the boomerest of the people talking

[slim hamlet]

got real quiet

[keen spruce]

scana making me funnel daggers

[slim hamlet]

classic

[gusty mirage]

how

[keen spruce]

he asked nicely

we got the dagger

these new rogues don't understand our struggles

smh

[fresh kelp]

Do I still need to keep Ambush on my bars for when im in dance windows? Or just use Mutilate?

[keen spruce]

ambush in stealth and dance

well yes to answer your question. mutilate will not turn into ambush in stealth and dance

only blindside

[fresh kelp]

Got it, thanks!

[rustic minnow]

I was checking simc cast sequence for the sims and they use garrote in place of ambush in sd windows, I know they're never completely correct but would that be an option because it does give u 4 cp

[keen spruce]

it refreshes the nightstalker garrote as well

that's why we rupture in dance also

[haughty flicker]

ngl i kind of want to use that no dust icon

i like dust too but its pretty funny

[ebon quest]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[quaint flare]

how come the sim ruptures here instead of continuing the envenom chain? does it matter at all?

[balmy condor]

nighstalker good

[quaint flare]

yah but would it still get nightstalkered if they did it as the next finisher

[balmy condor]

be like that

[slim hamlet]

depending on cp rng u either rup last or 2nd last gcd in dance

can't delay it more

[balmy condor]

sim made a gcd imperfect mistake worth 0.02%

[keen spruce]

[balmy condor]

just be like that

[slim hamlet]

oh

[quaint flare]

oh

[slim hamlet]

Sim sandbagging for real

I knew it!

[quaint flare]

didnt know sims could make mistakes tbh

fair enough

[balmy condor]

brother

there's a whole world out there

[slim hamlet]

Screenshotting this and sending it whenever someone brings up any kind of sim

[slim hamlet]

now what does that mean

[balmy condor]

the sim just follows a set of instructions line for line

if the instructions are wrong

it'll mess up

[slim hamlet]

Hmm

[balmy condor]

in this case who fucking cares 1 gcd

[spice surge]

Means the human is dumdum, not the robot

[keen spruce]

so sim not sandbagging

whispyr sandbagging

[spice surge]

(its me, im the dumdum human)

[keen spruce]

[slim hamlet]

So it is truly Whispyr sandbagging

[spare dust]

I got a stupid macro question

[quaint flare]

yaya, i just assumed i didnt understand something about the rotation, i wasnt critiqueing the sim lmao

[balmy condor]

yeh I know

a lot of people want the sims to be these crazy perfect inhuman things

and they're just not

[keen spruce]

the important part is that rupture gets refreshed in dance

if u do that

[slim hamlet]

Wait

[balmy condor]

as long as they're accurate in their recommendations of talents and gear

[slim hamlet]

sims are human?

[balmy condor]

it's good to go

[keen spruce]

go on

[spare dust]

Is it possible to have a macro use mutiliate normally but swap to ambush when/f it procs

[keen spruce]

it does that automatically now

[slate crown]

Do you mean entirely in place of ambush? I'm not seeing this, sample sequence from quick sim just does the standard where it garrotes once in dance, then mutilates for the rest

[balmy condor]

[spare dust]

o.o

[haughty flicker]

pfp fits

[slim hamlet]

who the fuck reads patch notes

[spice surge]

Tbf the rogue patch notes

Were so long

Cba reading

[balmy condor]

I mean they're more human than people assume. Famously in shadowlands sub sims lost dps because we added in logic that made the sim not capable of insta-reacting to shadow tech procs on sub

[keen spruce]

@spare dust you can also set this to 0 to not even see the blindside indicator

[balmy condor]

so a buffer was imposed

[spice surge]

Honestly more worth just looking at the talent tree

[balmy condor]

where we were like

nah

you can't react to the proc that fast

[slim hamlet]

Seems fair

[keen spruce]

but it will also disable similar blizzard inidcators on other classes so be aware of that

[slim hamlet]

Ehm did u not see my reaction time sim earlier?

[spice surge]

Felt good removing like 6 apl lines because old sht isnt relevant anymore

[slim hamlet]

my brain is simmed to 181ms with ping

and only 70hz

[spare dust]

when did it start doing that?

[balmy condor]

there's sim logic I had for dungeonslice at one point in shadowlands that required changing the time to refresh CT as a function of the time remaining in relation to the target count, energy regeneration at that moment, time to die of the mobs, and envenoms uptime

and it was this gigantic formula

[keen spruce]

last couple weeks of ptr

or something

[spare dust]

wtf

[keen spruce]

idk a while back

[balmy condor]

it was +1.2%

[keen spruce]

went live on tuesday

[balmy condor]

in dslice

but uh

not fucking adding that

[slim hamlet]

opposite of sandbagging

[balmy condor]

for obvious reasons

[slim hamlet]

aint no other class doing allat

[balmy condor]

I mean it's also just really pointless

[keen spruce]

that sounds like a no from me dawg

[balmy condor]

unless it's a clear gameplay benefit that can be realized by regular players, or it causes a palpable shift in gear/talent suggestions

it's not going in

[keen spruce]

based bags of sand

[drifting cloud]

shiv dps gain for outlaw

[slim hamlet]

Random question

[balmy condor]

we used to have a rule internally that if an APL change isn't over 0.3%, we don't put it in

which I guess flew out the window now with every mfer simming +50 dps changes that move 1 gcd around 25 seconds in

[slim hamlet]

But how long into the tier are we betting on seeing "I feel like I am energy starved why is this spec soo bad" or something alike?

[balmy condor]

not that I'm salty about it

(I'm pretty pissed about it actually)

[snow kindle]

where can i find the weakauras

[slim hamlet]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[snow kindle]

ty

[balmy condor]

we've been seeing that for the last 10 years buddy strap in

[slim hamlet]

rough

[oak tangle]

i presume it was documented for like testing changes on top of, that make that 0.3 into more

[candid geyser]

Perfection or bust Father. If you ain't first, you're last.

[balmy condor]

individual changes have to be 0.3%. If it's like a combination of 3 lines that cause a shift of 0.3% that's fine, but they have to be clearly correlated right

you can't change like the shiv logic and the ct logic and the garrote logic and the dance logic and the kingsbane logic and also change the pooling conditional and when we use envenom

and go "but it's 0.3%"

that's not gonna fly

[spice surge]

its 0.3% on singletarget and then -3.8% on aoe

[balmy condor]

but if it's like "hey I noticed X about garrote and so I changed the condition on garrote here and here"

that's fine

[oak tangle]

yeah no i get why you wouldn't change it, i just meant that over time 0.3%'s add up

[balmy condor]

well yeah

[sharp swallow]

I like stabby bleedy poison is fun

[spice surge]

Hell yeah buddy

[balmy condor]

but over time 100 dps gcd perfect sequences

don't really add up

they just make the APL incredibly rigid

and when something changes you have to rip it all back out

[oak tangle]

ya

[slim hamlet]

welcome to the boomer squad

but u changed mut in KB for 100dps

[sharp swallow]

I sure did try to make assa work at start of DF for m+...

[balmy condor]

like COULD we have used the set of 7 shiv conditionals I had for sepsis in shadowlands? sure yeah it was 0.2% better than what went in for sepulcher

[sharp swallow]

Im glad its not dookiepoopoo now

[balmy condor]

but aint no fucking way we're sending 7 shiv lines for one ability

so it got culled down to I think 2 conditions

[slim hamlet]

wack

confirmed sandbagger

[balmy condor]

and was fine

[slim hamlet]

once again

that's like 10th time today it's been confirmed

[slim hamlet]

forgot about that one

How did that happen

[storm forum]

10 billion mastery augvoker

[keen spruce]

someone added many zeros

ye

[storm forum]

(Less than 1 target did something weird to the sim)

[slim hamlet]

So every spec has a screenshot like that

[candid geyser]

Sin would be simming 275k probably with the 78 different 0.3% APL optimizations Whispyr has just ignored...

[balmy condor]

when I was bored in BFA I spent longer than I want to admit fiddling with the stat numbers until I got a sim that said "80085"

[slim hamlet]

I am assumng

[slim hamlet]

^

[keen spruce]

bags of sanding

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/aintnoway-gif-27058877

[balmy condor]

I also made one that was 42069

[keen spruce]

siMDI

[balmy condor]

good times

[keen spruce]

for the TCs

[slim hamlet]

menace

[candid geyser]

kekw. not only confirmed sandbagger... confirmed just mods APL to get funny number results.

[balmy condor]

now instead of that we're talking about why the sim casts ambush at 0:18.238 instead of mutilate

[keen spruce]

anyone else watch a lot of trackmania content but never play the game?

or is it just me

[drifting cloud]

the 4set buff was less than 0.3% clearly shouldnt be put in the sims

[balmy condor]

very based ryler

[haughty flicker]

you cant use this anymore

[keen spruce]

they just need to change the name

[haughty flicker]

its disrespectful to the dead

[candid geyser]

Learning from the best. Big future for you.

[balmy condor]

anyways, I'll get off my soap box now

stop fiending for simdps

that's all

[steel spire]

Just press what lights up 👍🏾

[balmy condor]

also do as I say not as I do

[slate crown]

[balmy condor]

having to update the default profile to not include sporecloak

[candid geyser]

[coarse bear]

sin still bugged for blindside ambushes not proccing stuff correctly right?

[balmy condor]

no

that got fixed a while ago

[blazing jewel]

rat brain needs number go up

[keen spruce]

also do as I say not as i do

[twin kite]

2 set still doesnt work tho right?

[balmy condor]

correct

[twin kite]

They gotta fix that before wednesday

[signal sonnet]

Boots should be toxic thorn footwraps now & not the slimy expulsion, correct?

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[cunning basin]

Based sim takes occurring in this channel, as expected

[slim hamlet]

"based x takes in this channel" has to be the most fake shit I have seen

legit replace x with anything and it wouldn't work

[cunning basin]

Based dust takes

[balmy condor]

we've almost reached high precision

[near valley]

[keen spruce]

[cunning basin]

Man look at this guy sandbagging again

[keen spruce]

that is many bags of sand

[slim hamlet]

2649 combinations of sandbags

[cunning basin]

What if every gear combination was just a bag of sand

[candid geyser]

Bet when it's complete, he will just share pictures, that way we can't see the overcooked APL he created to sandbag.

[cunning basin]

42069 apl

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

why it so big

[near valley]

That is what she hath spoken

[slim hamlet]

[cunning basin]

Whispyr rn

[slim hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/reikouwu2-gif-20327386

More like this waiting for 4 hours for each sim

[balmy condor]

its true

[cunning basin]

[slim hamlet]

We got him

Screenshot the sandbagging memes with "its true" after

[cunning basin]

LMAO

Doctored screenshots

[slim hamlet]

Not doctored if it happened

[cunning basin]

[slim hamlet]

Just happens to not take screenshot of the middle

[cunning basin]

[slim hamlet]

MDDRR

[cunning basin]

...go on

[slim hamlet]

https://www.wowhead.com/news/scheduled-season-3-maintenance-on-tuesday-until-11-00-am-pst-336103 Can't wait for this to be extended 6 hours

and EU to get no extendo

[near valley]

True

Thnx for the beta test bozos

[slim hamlet]

Easiest twitter malding spree

[cunning basin]

Ain't no way it only goes to 11

[slim hamlet]

^

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

sweet summer child

the bugs are never fixed by EU release

[near valley]

Bold of you to assume I wake up at normal human times

[slim hamlet]

Not with this much extendo

[cunning basin]

Everyone waits just to play a game that's not ready yet

[slim hamlet]

Usually the worst bugs are gone by eu release

[cunning basin]

Common blizzard L

[slim hamlet]

Not this time tho

[near valley]

Finna wake up EU evening to greatness

[slim hamlet]

[near valley]

And prog

[slim hamlet]

bruh

11 AM PST is 2 AM for me

[gusty mirage]

you could wake up in my bed if you play your cards right

[slim hamlet]

Guess I no see opening of rwf

[cunning basin]

It's 1 pm for me kek

[gleaming jackal]

😳

[cunning basin]

Oh my

[near valley]

How about I wake you up with breakfast in bed instead?

[slim hamlet]

[gusty mirage]

[oak tangle]

4 am angle here

[cunning basin]

Romantic af

[keen spruce]

my mom invited me to see a movie today but i hadn't slept in 24 hours so i said "how about tomorrow?"

and she replied "tuesday at 3pm is better :)"

and i can't say no cuz i just rescheduled from today

[near valley]