assassination

[candid goblet]

also what a weird way to buff ST

[balmy condor]

spec is perfectly fine

just fixing tooltips and fixing a number or whatever with the 4 piece

might as well be a rounding error

who cares

[candid goblet]

are we not simming for about 25k less than Outlaw?

[steel spire]

Assas is king outlaw out

[candid goblet]

But I guess we don't lose as much damage from dps downtime

[steel spire]

Dagger bros rise up

[candid goblet]

so patchwerk sims doesn't matter too much

Also we burst

[balmy condor]

damn, hit me with the jab and I didn't see the right hook

knocked me right the fuck out

double tap

[balmy condor]

we're also giga bugged on our 2 piece

[balmy condor]

cope

[balmy condor]

cope

that's basically the explanation for those things

[candid goblet]

I thought you said we are fine

[balmy condor]

yeah

we are

[candid goblet]

so what am I coping

[balmy condor]

once the bug gets fixed with the 2 piece we're stonkin

[arctic hare]

is Recuperator still bugged?

[balmy condor]

you're coping about burst and downtime being drastic reasons for why assa is good

when like

[steel spire]

Sims show bugged tier atm?

[balmy condor]

it doesn't really matter that much

[balmy condor]

probably

[balmy condor]

yes

[arctic hare]

What exactly is the bug on it?

[steel spire]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-weights-naruto-chunin-exams-flex-gif-26433140

[balmy condor]

the stacks aren't refreshing properly

[arctic hare]

oh, thats nice lmao

[balmy condor]

bugs get fixed assa gets a nice 5% uplift

we're mad chillin

[candid goblet]

Well maybe its just me but I would rather run out for a mechanic while there is still like 4 sec left before I have to Env again

rather than running out as Outlaw and losing like 20s CDR

[balmy condor]

yeah for sure

not debating that it's better

it's just a question of how much better

[torn atlas]

I'd rather not do anything as outlaw tbh

[balmy condor]

and typically the answer is "not that much"

you could also be playing sin on smolderon, get a mechanic halfway into your burst

[steel spire]

Chad assas lean back during cds

[balmy condor]

and then toaster bath

uptime is still giga important

[candid goblet]

yeah that would be ouchie

[balmy condor]

on outlaw it's just consistently bad

and on assa is a little less bad outside of cooldowns

and just giga doomed if it's in cooldowns

and some of these fights

at least with PTR testing

are actually awful for that

[slate crown]

Yeah I just did a random aberrus

Opened and got a mecahnic halfway through deathmark

it was jover

[candid goblet]

Ngl as Assa

I'm pre-cloaking mechanics

[haughty flicker]

just dont do the mechanic

[candid goblet]

2 min into the fight

so I don't get it

[balmy condor]

macro cheat into deathmark

smart

[candid goblet]

Cloak is a DPS cooldown

right

[balmy condor]

wow I said cheat instead of cloak

maybe my brain has fully rotted

[slate crown]

I thought you were meming

[balmy condor]

no

just an idiot

[haughty flicker]

if acro was baseline we wouldnt need to worry about downtime

[balmy condor]

so true

so real

if we were a mage we wouldn't need to worry either

[candid goblet]

well that kind of makes sense too if you try hard enough

[vivid grail]

One other quick question .. in our m+ build do we use Crimson Tempest on ST (bosses) ?

[balmy condor]

no

CT single target giga doggers

[candid goblet]

if the only way we continue dps is to stand in one-shot lava during Burst

we macro "cheat death"

[vivid grail]

kk thought so but didn't know if it was worth it for the extra bleed dmg

[balmy condor]

full 40% worse than what it would be on 2 targets

[spice spire]

Realz and the bajs so based for that one

[runic hinge]

If we were a ret pally we wouldn't worry about downtime

[steel spire]

Fuck it make killing spree baseline

3min

[candid goblet]

pre-cloaking mechanics consistently works right?

[balmy condor]

yeah definitely

[candid goblet]

aight giga Cloak in first big circles on Gnarlroot

[keen spruce]

was it just outlaw and me that only nust now noticed what the Killing spree icon actually was?

we all thought it was a blade dorito

but it's actually a little ninja dude

holding two knives

[haughty flicker]

a blade dorito?

[keen spruce]

u know

a dorito

made of blades

[runic hinge]

I thought it ws a duck with bloody lips

[haughty flicker]

you just

accepted in your head

that it was a blade dorito

for how many years

[runic hinge]

green eyeball

[keen spruce]

since forever

it wasn't just me

zac agreed

[haughty flicker]

hes french that doesnt count for much

[torn atlas]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Weakauras/Plater profiles:
Afenar's Group
Luxthos's Group
LE's Group
Devlin's Group
Ceverion's Plater
Whispyr's Afenar Edit
Whispyr's Plater
Pooling Practice Tool

[balmy condor]

sounds like lag to me

[ornate jetty]

is the 90 crest thingy a cap to how much we can hold at once or is it a cap to how much we can get this week?

[strange bronze]

When I am pooling and my Shadow Dance and Kingsbane come up, should I be going SD>Garrote>and then Kingsbane to be sure that the garrote is improved? or does it make no difference if Garrote is used after KB?

[keen spruce]

earn

from normal means

[ornate jetty]

got it

[keen spruce]

there are some quests or renown unlock things

that give you crests that don't count towards the cap

[sharp falcon]

the one that got me recently was unstable affliction. I had it open in the editor, so it was up close much more-so than the little skill icon or buff icon would be in game

it's hard to describe what my brain saw it as

but it sure wasn't what UA actually is

[keen spruce]

wait now i'm curious

i don't tihnk i've ever looked at it that close

[steel spire]

[keen spruce]

oh the little screamy dude

[keen spruce]

yeah i knew that one

that is a screamy dude right

[sharp falcon]

yeah

[haughty flicker]

no its a blade dorito

[sharp falcon]

i never saw the mouth/person

[keen spruce]

[raven egret]

.... well damn...

[haughty flicker]

there was one that got me a couple months ago but idr what it was

when i first started playing rogue i thought blind was legit just a piece of paper

[slate crown]

I never saw it either, it always looked like a uh... idn like some toxic thorn flower to me

[keen spruce]

i really haven't spec'd into my AoE talents in a while

[bright cipher]

why this keep happening!

i make memes

and it circulates out of context

[potent lintel]

What are yall using dreamsurge cacoon for

[balmy condor]

using what

[potent lintel]

Exchange for gear

Is it worth it?

[balmy condor]

isn't it like 415 gear

[raven egret]

it isnt, imo

[potent lintel]

Ya

[wild beacon]

Upgrades to 450 and can become tier

[balmy condor]

okay so it's worthless in 3 days then

pog

[raven egret]

Think of it this way, those drake's crest can be used to upgrade beyond 450 pieces.

they can become S2 tier too, so its extremely temporary

[keen spruce]

if you're like very low ilvl or don't have s2 tier

then just grab it it takes like 30 minutes or so

and slap it on a tier slot

[haughty flicker]

if its only going to 450 then its just whelps crests anyway

and its not like they're wasted since you only spend those crests once per slot at most no matter what

[keen spruce]

it's basically free and there's nothing else to do this week

but it's not going to give you any meaningful gains if you're already in mythic gear

for alts or rats

and new friends

it's free real estate

[haughty flicker]

its nice for alts ye

[torn atlas]

i've found a problem with the new rotation

the problem being im too stupid to play it

[keen spruce]

same amigo

[haughty flicker]

im still hitting target dummies

trying to get used to it

its fun though

[raven egret]

I got the aoe down, but ST, I got to practice... starvation is real

[haughty flicker]

its just pooling outside of cds for energy management

[sharp falcon]

u guys know the tier 'buff' wasnt really about being a buff, right? it moves the needle far closer to 0% than 1% on pure ST and literal zero any time a 2nd target shows up... the tooltip was fked and reporting very wrong damage, it wasn't quite doing what it said. But we tuned it around the actual output, not the tooltip, so we just changed values that make the tooltip correct

[raven egret]

Yeah but overall my dmg falls hard and I struggle to maintain. Its a me problem I know 😛

[haughty flicker]

the people who should know know, its just people coming in after seeing patch notes and asking

[sharp falcon]

the dmg value displayed on tooltip was like half of what it was supposed to be, and the ST bonus is going to be 30% (very close to what it was actually doing), not the 150% it claimed, which would have been wild

[balmy condor]

number 4% up sorry that's a buff where's new sims

[sharp falcon]

i just... i made the mistake of reading wowhead comments

[slate crown]

oof

[balmy condor]

oh

yeah don't do that

[haughty flicker]

im sorry to hear that

"why tf is blizzard buffing one of the best specs wtf they have no idea what they're doing"

[sharp falcon]

and its like, "REALLY WE'RE BUFFING ASSASSIN, MEANWHILE X SPEC IS LITERALLY HATED BY DEVS?! WHY?!"

like... it's not a buff, technically yes but no not really, it's like 0.2% only in literal actual pure ST

[balmy condor]

that reminds me

I wonder what todays TomrusTake™️ is

[sharp falcon]

idk that

[wild beacon]

I mean it's a pretty safe bet he's complaining the dungeons are too hard

[keen spruce]

+600dps L bozo specs with no buffs

[balmy condor]

wtf tomrus didn't comment on the tuning post

do we need to do a wellness check

[willow rapids]

he's probably asleep

give it time

[junior aurora]

i was gonna mention tomrus

[primal moss]

how important is sanguine blades to the build? how often should it be played around?

[junior aurora]

dude will comment on every wowhead post with some variant of "game is too hard" or "buff hunter"

[balmy condor]

shouldn't be played around any more than you would already pool

[balmy condor]

I think he's coming up on 20k wowhead comments

big milestone

[haughty flicker]

jesus

what a hero

speaking his truth

[junior aurora]

emphasis on the "his" part of his truth

[balmy condor]

definitely a trooper

[primal moss]

is there a good guide to proper pooling?

[balmy condor]

wowhead

[junior aurora]

make sure you have enough chlorine content

[balmy condor]

there's a huge paragraph in the rotation guide

[keen spruce]

shameless self promotion smh

[balmy condor]

oh I lied

it was 30k reputation

he just crossed 2k comments

aint no way bro uploaded 3gb worth of shit to the database

what a king

[drifting cloud]

professional wowhead shitposter

[balmy condor]

I'm unironically a fan

[drifting cloud]

same

[balmy condor]

he's so devoted

it's commendable

[drifting cloud]

when I see a 3min old article with a tomrus comment

just goat stuff

[haughty flicker]

its whispyr alter

at some point in his life the path diverged

[balmy condor]

not hurting anyone in the process, he's just out here slinging truth bombs

[haughty flicker]

thats what couldve been

[steel spire]

Assas buff when?

[balmy condor]

we just got one

realz is gonna shank me

[silk bane]

nice try buckerooo, im telling Zac you just keep buffing sin so outlaws once again unplayable. :p

[torn atlas]

I knwo that we shouldnt aim to hit sim dps on target dummies, but should our damage breakdown by % per ability be around about the same as the sim?

[balmy condor]

yep

as long as you're not simming wildly different things

like simming dungeonslice and then comparing to the 5 dummy stack in valdrakken

probably not great

[torn atlas]

oh hell nah haha

[balmy condor]

also if you're running sudden demise and it procs on the dummies gotta take that out too

since that's not simmed

[sharp falcon]

outlaw #1 sim award, and they didnt even win a nerf?! refund wtf

[junior aurora]

no realz outlaw is immune to nerfs bc it just got reworked

smh

they have honorless target buff rn

[sharp falcon]

news to me

[blazing jewel]

whispyr told me in a dm that he wants roll the bones in assassination

[balmy condor]

plot armor

[blazing jewel]

so he can add 40 lines to the apl

[balmy condor]

please don't

the shiv lines are already multiplying

[torn atlas]

ty

[blazing jewel]

buff sin or I leak dms

[sharp falcon]

it was never implemented but this was very briefly a 'maybe' idea sketched into rogue class tree concepts in the center 'outlaw' row of the class talent tree

[balmy condor]

[steel spire]

[junior aurora]

just imagine the shitstorm though

[steel spire]

Delete this now

[silk bane]

[junior aurora]

should have done it in the original build

[blazing jewel]

just like the party cdr right

[silk bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

actual blizz hq

[blazing jewel]

where the second time you look at it there was a HMMMMM moment

[silk bane]

making rogue class tree

[balmy condor]

maybe we're still stuck in the visions of n'zoth

[sharp falcon]

party cdr got seen by public, but sure like that... only, even less =p

[balmy condor]

I'm having terrible voices in my head

[silk bane]

truly the most cursed timeline

say no to dust

[floral granite]

Anyone got a video on assassination rotation?

[silk bane]

save DK's hopes and dreams

[steel spire]

Haste corruption back

[sharp falcon]

pins have some great resources, and u can look up Whispyr on youtube for some video guides if that's your thing

[balmy condor]

I'm printing that out and putting it on my fridge

thanks realz

[drifting cloud]

[haughty flicker]

holy shit

plugged by realz

[junior aurora]

[oak eagle]

Whispyr got some great content, he actually knows what he's talking about

[balmy condor]

almost caught you slippin brother

[steel spire]

Saved to my whispyr folder

[balmy condor]

wait your what

[sharp falcon]

monka

[blazing jewel]

okay im cooking BIG right now

[steel spire]

[oak eagle]

Still waiting on that advanced pooling vid tho

[balmy condor]

thoughts on the new server banner?

[open rapids]

It’s been so nice to have good sin rogue guides on YouTube legit.

[junior aurora]

horrifying

keep it

[blazing jewel]

a weakaura that plays a whispyr goodbye BIYA when sudden demise goes off

[haughty flicker]

im only half convinced this is a joke

[silk bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170206350425473044/giphy.gif?ex=65583297&is=6545bd97&hm=6410f0fa6620cc27fc722cfdb070e10dcc4131f27848e8ee6edaea166fce7b75&

[balmy condor]

that's a @keen spruce ping

[silk bane]

imagine learning rotation from this ^^

[junior aurora]

need a horror movie edit of something with whispyr saying hiya and it cutting to black

[oak eagle]

No shot that's Whispyr

I refuse to believe it

[junior aurora]

believe it bruther

[steel spire]

The intrusive thoughs stay winning

[keen spruce]

bruh you're gonna pull like 20 mobs in in the hallway in blackrook before the stairs and just get machine gunned down by Biyas

[balmy condor]

sorry to inform you

[balmy condor]

the dream

[blazing jewel]

thats not whispyr he doesnt wear socks

[balmy condor]

[blazing jewel]

impostyr

[balmy condor]

at least I'm not seli

seli has openly said he doesn't wear pants when he streams

[blazing jewel]

[oak eagle]

Where's all the content you promised Whispye

[blazing jewel]

nice

[oak eagle]

Whispyr*

[steel spire]

no free feet?

[blazing jewel]

sweatshirt and sweatpants

PEAK raid

[balmy condor]

in my head, crack my skull open and pull it out

[junior aurora]

you consenting?

[balmy condor]

yes

[silk bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170206350425473044/giphy.gif?ex=65583297&is=6545bd97&hm=6410f0fa6620cc27fc722cfdb070e10dcc4131f27848e8ee6edaea166fce7b75&

dont be sorry. my theory crafter. my youtuber.

[keen spruce]

yo outsource content to me on april fools. I'll make a banger for your channel

[oak eagle]

Omw to wherever you live Whispyr

[silk bane]

take all mah subs

[balmy condor]

I'm terrified

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-gif-23897459

[steel spire]

[sharp viper]

I'm already looking forward to it

[balmy condor]

seeing that platypus walk, are there any biologists in the chat

[oak eagle]

That's me, rn

[balmy condor]

is 4 legged walking less efficient than 2 legged

cause like

it's twice as many muscles right

but the muscles are half the size

is that worse

[blazing jewel]

only if you put on your cat ears

[oak eagle]

He seems to be schmovin

[haughty flicker]

ok but why would you wear pants

[sharp viper]

Less strain on spine

Walking upright uses a lot of muscles and energy

[balmy condor]

cause I have my camera on and I'm not tryna have an ishowmeat moment

[junior aurora]

just change streaming platforms

can make real money on those other sites

[gusty mirage]

you have to t3 sub to get the onlyfans link

[haughty flicker]

just tag it hottub stream and you're fine

[balmy condor]

but like walking not upright also uses a lot of muscles

[haughty flicker]

i dont see the issue

[junior aurora]

people tryna catch a peak at his whispear

[balmy condor]

cause instead of like

walking on 2 pillars

[keen spruce]

i'll make a sample intro one sec

[balmy condor]

you have to be horizontal

and hold yourself up that way

it's the same weight that you need to hold up

just oriented differently

[junior aurora]

the muscles are also developed differently

[sharp viper]

Easier weight distribution, 4 legged chairs are more stable than 2 legged ones

[junior aurora]

they work in tandem

[gusty mirage]

hi scana

[balmy condor]

well yeah but that's the question right, are well developed 4 leg muscle > well developed 2 leg muscle

[gusty mirage]

I'm getting bullied by whispyr

[blazing jewel]

oxi

watch milf manor

[sharp viper]

Nice, I'm jealous

[blazing jewel]

im watching with my guild rn

[balmy condor]

sir?

[gusty mirage]

[sharp viper]

What

[balmy condor]

@indigo ether explain

[blazing jewel]

it is a masterpiece of cinematography

[balmy condor]

actually scratch that

I don't want it explained

it's better that way

[steel spire]

Mommy's bring sons to date other mommy's

[junior aurora]

i looked it up whispyr

[blazing jewel]

[sharp viper]

Is that the one Connor from trash taste talked about?

[junior aurora]

2 legged locomotion is vastly more efficient than 4 legged locomotion

dunno wtf trains have to do with biology

but theres your answer

[balmy condor]

does it say why

[blazing jewel]

locomotion

[sharp viper]

How many legs does a train have?

[gaunt sigil]

Assa rogue feels so so so much better in aoe with rework

Pressing mutilate in aoe is fun too

[balmy condor]

amen

[balmy condor]

DOUBLE amen

based

[raven egret]

Hell yes its does

[junior aurora]

it allows for much more endurance because you're only really using 50% of the same effort as a 4 legger when walking

[raven egret]

M+ testing was a blast with it

[blazing jewel]

endurance

[junior aurora]

but 4 legged animals have much higher speed amounts bc they have more explosive power

[velvet ridge]

Didn't think keeping up mutilate would be such an important part, but really gotta think about it sometimes

[junior aurora]

due to having double the muscles

[balmy condor]

oh

I see

ahhhh

it's not half the muscle but double the leg

it's same muscle double the leg

[junior aurora]

yea

[balmy condor]

aight yeah that's bad then

[blazing jewel]

this needs to be the new pin

[junior aurora]

its better at different things

[balmy condor]

makes sense

[gaunt sigil]

Im gonna use 2h leggo on assa and no one can stop me

[balmy condor]

the game will probably stop you

[junior aurora]

now its actually vastly more efficient because

[blazing jewel]

when the tier comes out will this still be OT2

[gaunt sigil]

[balmy condor]

god I hope so

[blazing jewel]

[junior aurora]

you have 2 hands to be able to steer a car and can reach the pedals in a normal manner

and driving a car is way more efficient muscle use to cross distances

[daring minnow]

hey guys, with the usual m+ build for sin... how good is our ST comparitively (to outlaw and sub) in m+
Did we give up a lot of st for the aoe talents

[balmy condor]

we have the technology to build a platypus car

I believe

[gaunt sigil]

A what now?

[balmy condor]

a car for platypeople

[gaunt sigil]

[balmy condor]

ST goes down a fair bit but it's not omega bad

[gaunt sigil]

Ok but being able to see big KB in AOE is turbo fun

[daring minnow]

thank you. I figure outlaw would probably have the best st amongst the rogue specs in m+

[gaunt sigil]

I love watching my KB tracker just climb in damage

[balmy condor]

probably true

[balmy condor]

you're

[keen spruce]

See it'll be good

[balmy condor]

my internet isn't good enough to load it

[blazing jewel]

DELETE THIS

[balmy condor]

and I'm really scared

[proven jasper]

that was awesome

[gaunt sigil]

[raven egret]

yeah it does drop but I believe it'll feel much better as we re-gear up. Worst case its a tuning phase away, the rotation feels good regardless imo

[balmy condor]

banger

you're hired

25% of my youtube revenue

[keen spruce]

[balmy condor]

so like

2 dollars a month

[blazing jewel]

thats redbull money

[median owl]

Hello hi can I ask a noob question?

it's not in the guide I promise

[blazing jewel]

YES

[median owl]

can I bind any CDs together?

[raven egret]

Love that the reflex is to justify the question first lol, best channel here

[median owl]

I don't use an MMO mouse so I'm always hard up for keybinds

[gaunt moat]

you can use a macro

[balmy condor]

if he saves his 2 dollars a month for 6 months he can buy himself a duck

[median owl]

oh yeah sorry I meant macro

[gaunt sigil]

Hey Whispy, waht is the best shortened name for Assassination Rogue in your opinion

[willow rapids]

ass

[balmy condor]

sin > assa > ass > assass

[gaunt sigil]

Based

[steel spire]

Mut spec

[drifting cloud]

cant believe he didnt rank mut

[gaunt sigil]

I said Assassa once and I swear I was about to be Gkicked

[balmy condor]

people who call it mut rogue aren't on that list because I don't consider them biologically human

[willow rapids]

mut? really?

[median birch]

You're sure 2 asses aren't better than one?

[blazing jewel]

people who call it mut are at least 45

[indigo ether]

you'd have to be there

[raven egret]

Did anyone actually ever try to call it that for real

[gaunt moat]

for a single press, you can only macro off GCD abilities in an addition to one GCD ability.
for exmaple: you can macro shadow dance (off GCD) and kingsbane (GCD)

otherwise, you would have to use a cast sequence macro which required multiple presses.

[steel spire]

Iykyk

[balmy condor]

@signal ridge you've been summoned

[steel spire]

[median birch]

Yeah I did wat back when

[signal ridge]

I call it mut rogue

[raven egret]

...

[haughty flicker]

you're an idiot im sorry

[median birch]

Way...way back when

[signal ridge]

bc thats the specs name

"assa rogue" juvenile
"sin rogue' edgy

[raven egret]

I am so sorry I even asked

[keen spruce]

back in my day it was mut rogue

[signal ridge]

shmeeps gets it

[balmy condor]

don't worry I bully him for it in the wowhead writer chat every opportunity I get

[gaunt sigil]

Oh Whispy did you see the meme I made? I think you'd enjoy it.

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/so-hes-an-idiot-avengers-gif-15422380

[signal ridge]

flirt...bully....

[keen spruce]

but i'm trying to get sass rogue some traction

[signal ridge]

words mean lots of things

[balmy condor]

2 sentence horror story?

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sass-gif-9219416

[blazing jewel]

we call it top 14 dps in the raid group

[balmy condor]

oh

[cunning basin]

LMAO

[steel spire]

Bruh

[balmy condor]

I did see this one

not my favorite format

but good content

[keen spruce]

guy's been postin it for 2 days

[cunning basin]

A+

[gaunt sigil]

I got flamed for it saying Assassa so I changed it for you

[steel spire]

[blazing jewel]

where shadowdust opener

[gaunt sigil]

I made it about 2 days ago

[fallen raven]

now do sin rotational gameplay vs outlaw gameplay

[signal ridge]

mut gameplay

[gaunt sigil]

I thought about it cause they literally reverse roles

[signal ridge]

sin gameplay 🤢

[haughty flicker]

its just reversed

[balmy condor]

you're not a real human

refuse

I don't believe it

[gaunt sigil]

Sin is just keeps dots up

[raven egret]

Outlaw gameplay : 🎲

[cunning basin]

LMAO

[signal ridge]

i wake up every day and thank god I was born a mut rogue sayer

[gaunt sigil]

Outlaw is like press your whole damn keyboard every other global

[balmy condor]

send me a pic of your drivers license, credit card front and back, home address, and social security number to prove that you're real

[junior aurora]

i called it ass rogue

[fallen raven]

when you say mut do you say as mute or mutt

[keen spruce]

[signal ridge]

I keep losing in hearthstone battlegrounds

[gaunt sigil]

I call it Ass Rupture Spec

[balmy condor]

I call it Meucheln

[haughty flicker]

you lost any goodwill the meme got you

[slate crown]

I once called it mut awhile back

but in my defense

[balmy condor]

acceptance is the first step to recovery

[median birch]

Valid

[gaunt sigil]

[steel spire]

Cata rogue

[keen spruce]

It was mut rogue, hemo rogue, combat swords, and combat daggers

[gaunt sigil]

Thats why I accept that I am bad at the game

[slate crown]

harp rogue

[haughty flicker]

i mean you're obviously a cat

so ye

[keen spruce]

rip hemo

[gaunt sigil]

I hope one day I recover

[blazing jewel]

sofo sub rogue

[keen spruce]

what about sublaw

[haughty flicker]

isnt it past your bedtime grandpa

[cerulean nest]

realz was in here earlier right? did he say anything about the 2set?

[keen spruce]

bedtimes are for the employed

[junior aurora]

combat swords was the only viable one come to find out

[junior aurora]

[balmy condor]

yeah he said "get fucked losers that shit never getting fixed cry about it from the bottom of the meters it's an outlaw tier"

paraphrasing of course

[cerulean nest]

love that

[junior aurora]

surprisingly, not by much

[haughty flicker]

that was pretty accurate

[cunning basin]

Based tbh, not even mad

[balmy condor]

2 piece will get fixed

dw

[median birch]

We cope.

[gaunt sigil]

Will it be fixed before I get it day 1?

[cunning basin]

No

[keen spruce]

he just sent this then deleted it

[gaunt sigil]

Based

[cunning basin]

It'll get fixed after rwf

K e k

[gaunt sigil]

Hey Whispy! Opinion on Assassassassassassassassination Rogue being an External slut now?

[junior aurora]

they need the rwf rogues to have to gcd lock themselves on outlaw

can't have them playing sin and having time to think

[haughty flicker]

idk what goes on in jpcs head when he has time to think

[balmy condor]

just like me FR

[gaunt sigil]

Otheriwse

Im a big fan

[gusty mirage]

bro?

[balmy condor]

yes?

[gaunt sigil]

Slutty Whispy hours

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-gif-17950420

[keen spruce]

Typing and not planting seeds

[marble hemlock]

are you an internal slut too?

[drifting cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924436307202174976/1170206350425473044/giphy.gif?ex=65583297&is=6545bd97&hm=6410f0fa6620cc27fc722cfdb070e10dcc4131f27848e8ee6edaea166fce7b75&

[gusty mirage]

renown check?

[gaunt sigil]

When do we get Whispy Bathtub Stream?

[gusty mirage]

fucking NERD

[balmy condor]

buy me a vodka redbull and find out

[marble hemlock]

maybe whispyr admitting hes a slut made him wanna plant more seeds?

[keen spruce]

[balmy condor]

7, almost 8

[gaunt sigil]

I'll plant my seed

[gusty mirage]

I'm easily walking into 18 tuesday

[junior aurora]

based

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-happy-laughing-crying-i-cant-even-gif-24163733

[marble hemlock]

yeah thats the combo i got blackout drunk on the last time i got blackout drunk

[raven egret]

I need professional help

[drifting cloud]

less than oxi, casual

[balmy condor]

I walked the tree around, planted some seeds, opened some chests

[balmy condor]

did the quests

and then logged out

[arctic hare]

Lower keys are now fun....

[raven egret]

Hell yes that means I am mentally sane!

[gaunt sigil]

[steel spire]

The folder grows

[gusty mirage]

you know how many shows I caught up on?

[haughty flicker]

is everything ok at home

[gusty mirage]

define okay

[drifting cloud]

what shows

[marble hemlock]

your mom's

[keen spruce]

only 134 more seeds

for 17

[drifting cloud]

what the frick

[gusty mirage]

curb your enthusiasm, the wire, and boardwalk empire

[marble hemlock]

good choices

[gusty mirage]

I get hbo max for "free" from my ISP

so figured why not use it

[keen spruce]

only 624 more seeds for special rock

[balmy condor]

included for free with your purchase of $20 a month more than normal

[gusty mirage]

nah I'm getting cracked $70 a month regardless

[balmy condor]

we pay 105 a month I think

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

just so my bitrate can collapse randomly

[gusty mirage]

comcast actually molesting you financially and your butthole

unlucky

[arctic hare]

Figures

[gusty mirage]

dropping cable internet was the biggest blessing of my life

[junior aurora]

i think we pay 180

[gusty mirage]

I'm paying $30 more a month

but

[junior aurora]

but 2 roommates so its split to a third

[blazing jewel]

fiber internet is

[drifting cloud]

ah 3rd world internet talk

[balmy condor]

are you comcast?

[gusty mirage]

problem is when you have an outage, it takes forever to fix

[gusty mirage]

I haven't had comcast in like almost a decade

swapped off them asap

[haughty flicker]

imagine having actual internet and not having to rely on your phones hotspot

[blazing jewel]

yea hurricanes would never cause an outage

[balmy condor]

but you said it's molesting my butthole

[gusty mirage]

stop trying to make me blush in public

it's unbecoming

[oak tangle]

what is this cooked internet prices, what speed do you at least get

[drifting cloud]

oxis butthole is going to get molested on tuesday when he does his pala split

[gusty mirage]

I have fiber

so 1gbps up/down

sorry "up to"

have to add that

[balmy condor]

I get 750 down on a good day and maybe 20-25 up if it doesn't break

[median birch]

I've been lucky with Xfinity for gigabit for $70 and has actually not shit the bed on me.

[gusty mirage]

usually hovers around 900

[balmy condor]

if it breaks I get 1 up

and 1 up

[signal ridge]

we fttp here

[balmy condor]

isn't good enough for stream

:)

[oak tangle]

interesting, your downlaods are significantly higher than here is australia, but our upload is the same

[median birch]

knock on every piece of wood in sight

[drifting cloud]

1up you could probably stream 320p

[signal ridge]

@balmy condor move to Nebraska

[oak tangle]

100/20 here for $90

[gusty mirage]

the dingos are eating your download speed

[signal ridge]

I get you fiber

[gusty mirage]

what a terrible take

you gonna go corn shucking together?

[signal ridge]

Where do you live??

[signal ridge]

No we're gonna sit inside and play video games on 2.3gig

[balmy condor]

dw oxi I would never leave you

[gusty mirage]

I've seen you two in wh writer OT

[oak tangle]

in australia? or what city

[gusty mirage]

[signal ridge]

Just in general I didn't know internet was so pricey there

[signal ridge]

It's about that cost for gigabit in flyover states

[gusty mirage]

$1 USD is like $1.60 AUD

I think

[oak tangle]

i'd be interested to see the conversion, cause our dollar is worth muich less USD

[junior aurora]

dollarydoos are so expensive

[median birch]

1 to 1.5 atm

[gusty mirage]

damn I still got it

[median birch]

I just sent a friend in Aus money today

[blazing jewel]

[oak tangle]

like i pay $130 for a 1L bottle of grey goose, if that helps compare

[gusty mirage]

@blazing jewel I've taken my series 7, let me invest your money

INTO MY OWN POCKET

[junior aurora]

wtf

[gusty mirage]

GET SCAMMED NERD

[oak tangle]

but our minimum wage is $22

[blazing jewel]

what is a series 7

[junior aurora]

grey goose bottle here is like 35$

[blazing jewel]

im having brain lag

[junior aurora]

$130 is insane

[gusty mirage]

certification to buy/sell stocks/bonds

[blazing jewel]

oh

[wide ferry]

4% buff on the tier set?? 🤔🤔🤔 f it im switchin over from outlaw before i snap a pinky off

[blazing jewel]

I have a person for that

[signal ridge]

It'll have such lovely arrangements of forget me nots

To match our ties

[junior aurora]

its a big 0.27% or so buff yeah

[gusty mirage]

damn I thought we were friends

never trust a kyle from minnesota guys

[blazing jewel]

oxi about to buy a patagonia jacket and become a finance bro

[oak tangle]

last i knew, american minimum is different state to state, but some states were like $7/h so we earn like 3x as much for shit jobs

[gusty mirage]

ye, federal minimum is like $7.25 still I think

[median birch]

Yeah

Different states can set it higher if they want

[haughty flicker]

i had to look it up bc i was like "surely it isnt still 7.25"

[gusty mirage]

but we also have a freedom here

[wide ferry]

@junior aurora How u likin it otherwise.

[haughty flicker]

nope it sure is

[gusty mirage]

the freedom to die poor if you get sick

[junior aurora]

its fun

[oak tangle]

you guys pay $60 for games, where we pay $90, but i think it's in our favour cause less hours worked for the same product

[silk bane]

inshallah. the dream is alive

[median birch]

The sweet embrace of death

And poverty

[gusty mirage]

god bless murica

[median birch]

[silk bane]

🫡

[gusty mirage]

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

[keen spruce]

comcast pretty gud 4 me

[gusty mirage]

(pls ignore vietnam and afghanistan)

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

nice upload nerd

[cerulean walrus]

888

41 BOZO

[blazing jewel]

is this why you get PI

[oak tangle]

so strange that your uploads are so capped

[silk bane]

but also imagine being in america and not canada. sry free healthcare too ez get on my level . simply a skrill issue.

[keen spruce]

it's like 60 bucks a month

[haughty flicker]

im afraid to do mine

[gusty mirage]

parents immigrated to the wrong place

unlucky

[silk bane]

based af

move in with me tho

[gusty mirage]

[cerulean walrus]

Skip across the pond

[gusty mirage]

I'm about to shatter shmeeps's life

[cerulean walrus]

Instead of coming down to Ohio

With me

[gusty mirage]

@keen spruce I pay $70

[junior aurora]

pretty decent

[gusty mirage]

[keen spruce]

yes i know what fiber internet is

[oak tangle]

you guys would cringe at the best net australia had like 15 years ago, it was 1/0.2

[gusty mirage]

then just get it 5head

[keen spruce]

they don't have it out here

[cerulean walrus]

Oxi with the fiber meanwhile I’m stuck with 350 download

[gusty mirage]

stop living in the boonies

[haughty flicker]

idk i think my phone is pretty good man

[gusty mirage]

common ohio L

[cerulean walrus]

Fucking ANCIENT infrastructure

Hate it here

[keen spruce]

when have you ever needed 1gb upload

are you sending your porn files to the cloud

[gusty mirage]

for my onlyfans? why you judging bro

[cerulean walrus]

To upload that video of your mom last night

[gusty mirage]

people pay good money to see pictures and videos of my hairy ass

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

[oak tangle]

lol, "ancient" our network was put in place inside the last decade

[gusty mirage]

don't tell whispyr I have an onlyfans though

he'll get jealous

[balmy condor]

Link?

[keen spruce]

[blazing jewel]

youre about to be a sneaky link bozo

[haughty flicker]

man even australians have better internet than me

[cerulean walrus]

OCE cursed with the ping from Mars though

[balmy condor]

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Premium-2-cu-ft-Dark-Brown-Hardwood-Mulch/5002118533

buy me?

tasty treat?

[oak tangle]

i'm on nye the top plan, the base plan is 25/5

[blazing jewel]

this stunlocked me

[balmy condor]

little mulchy munchy

[haughty flicker]

ye well you try to communicate with rightside up servers while upside down, its doomed to fail

[cerulean walrus]

M for Mini

W for Wumbo

[oak tangle]

what is cu ft

[blazing jewel]

what about the red mulch so you can go fast

[balmy condor]

red mulch makes me gassy

[cerulean walrus]

I’m sure you love shoveling red mulch into your gullet

You sussy gussy

[blazing jewel]

more propulsion

[blazing jewel]

lmfao

[cerulean walrus]

You have been banned from Lowe’s

Sorry dog

[blazing jewel]

memz you in china with the firewall or something

who tf bans lowes

[balmy condor]

1 cubic foot, it's roughly equal to 30 cubic cm

so it would be 60 cubic cm

[oak tangle]

i love that you converted to cubic cm haha

[blazing jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-shredder-pine-gif-13135064

[balmy condor]

would you prefer I convert to cubic meters?

[oak tangle]

yes SI units please

[strange bronze]

💀

[oak tangle]

i can't actually talk though, seeing as our unit for liquids is based on cubic cm

[balmy condor]

cubic cm is an SI unit

[haughty flicker]

how many teemos is that

[smoky horizon]

Probably 0.75

[cerulean walrus]

How many cubic cms of backshot did I blow onto Whispyr last night? (This is Assassination related due to Caustic Spatter)

[smoky horizon]

1 if It’s cottotail

[haughty flicker]

ok thats enough discord

[smoky horizon]

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

13

[junior aurora]

need more information to solve this problem

[balmy condor]

According to the math from this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/17mpbp/teemo_the_system_of_units_si_ravenous_blabbering/

1 cubic teemo is 1000 liters, a liter is 1 cubic meter, so 100,000 cubic cm, so my 2 cubic feet of lowes premium dark brown hardwood mulch would be equal to 0.0012 teemos

[gaunt sigil]

What the

[keen spruce]

I was gonna say

[gaunt sigil]

[oak tangle]

ummm

[keen spruce]

yall aren't appraciating

[haughty flicker]

the madman actually did it

[keen spruce]

how small 60 cubic cm is

[oak tangle]

1 L aint 1 cubic meter

[balmy condor]

oh

you're right

[oak tangle]

10 cm^3

[balmy condor]

yeh

okay

[gaunt sigil]

maaan

[balmy condor]

math bad

[keen spruce]

it's 1m cubic cm

million

[gaunt sigil]

Why are noodle arms so hard to take now

[balmy condor]

okay so then 1 teemo is 1000 liters is 1 cubic meter

[strange bronze]

wtf is happening

LMAO

[cerulean walrus]

I think that’s commendable

[strange bronze]

1 cubic teemo

[cerulean walrus]

[keen spruce]

you don't need conversions for teemos

it's already the best measurement

smh

[smoky horizon]

Holy shit Teemo is massive

[balmy condor]

1,000,000 cubic cm then

[gaunt sigil]

Cubic Teemos

[strange bronze]

I cant see the units cause hes blinding me

[balmy condor]

so then 0.00012 teemos

[keen spruce]

one cubic meter is not large

[cerulean walrus]

Why the fuck you all talking about Temu?

[balmy condor]

or 0.00006

idk

either way

[oak tangle]

1 ML

[balmy condor]

teemo large

my mulch

not large

[oak tangle]

mega litre

[balmy condor]

buy me mulch

[smoky horizon]

Would you then rather fight 20 Teemo sized Alistars or 1 Alistar sized Teemo

[haughty flicker]

does he have the dart gun

[steel spire]

Can we cast sequence the opener jw

[haughty flicker]

bc those are big ass darts

[balmy condor]

probably

[keen spruce]

he's be shootin tomahawk missles at you

[balmy condor]

or tootin shomahawk missles

[strange bronze]

Theorycrafter+League= measuring in cubic teemo

Pog

Genius

[balmy condor]

teemos is already a cubic measurement

would be like saying cubic cubic meters

[oak tangle]

you know the best part about this time of year, the temperatures in the US and australia are the same

[smoky horizon]

Ow hey they buffed 4 set

Missed that

[haughty flicker]

huge buff

[balmy condor]

el no sabe

[keen spruce]

all i'm gonna say

[strange bronze]

[keen spruce]

is that eyeballing teemos got us within 1 yard of the correct IC distance

[haughty flicker]

its used bc it works

[oak tangle]

30 F in USA - 30 C in AUS

[balmy condor]

30 F here would be insane

we've been cruising a nice comfy 23 C all week

[strange bronze]

currently 52 F in North Carolina

[balmy condor]

that's not a real place

[haughty flicker]

idk what the temp is i dont go outside

[keen spruce]

what is 23c in "fentynal hobos breaking into your car standard units"?

[oak tangle]

75 F i think

[balmy condor]

North Carolina implies the existence of a South Carolina

and I'm sorry

but that just cant be right

[smoky horizon]

So non combat related question: y’all still use a pickpocket macro on Garrote and Ambush?

[balmy condor]

what

[keen spruce]

i haven't used that since warth

wrath

[balmy condor]

I don't think I've ever used that

[keen spruce]

poor pov

[oak tangle]

imagine bosses have had pog loot we coulda pickpocketed this whole time

[balmy condor]

pickpocket sark's cloak

[keen spruce]

I still like the idea. that rogues can pickpocket legendary gear from other classes that they can't wear but it's soulbound

[silk bane]

what if pickpocketing boss would give u stacks, and then when u kill boss it has a chance to drop extra loots based on number of pickpocket stacks?

[keen spruce]

or raid loot

so you get to vendor it in front of your friends

[silk bane]

i am cooking rn

[balmy condor]

genius

that's our raid utility

more loot

[smoky horizon]

Hero class

[silk bane]

based af

[rotund oak]

pickpocket 2 nick of time daggers ty

[runic hinge]

Rogue stack

[silk bane]

literally rgue stack

[oak tangle]

pickpocket one item, reduce it's max hp

[balmy condor]

you have to do it like Path of exile though, instead of extra loot based on number of stacks

you have to have a 1% chance for 100 pieces of extra loot

that way you flood reddit with posts of people pogging out

[oak tangle]

but they're all corrupted / mirrored

[balmy condor]

about that one time their boss dropped 17 sark daggers

[silk bane]

bro we are coooooking rn

[balmy condor]

player engagement go up

[oak tangle]

4th wall break pickpocket items from diablo to equip in wow

[smoky horizon]

thats me on sark as our only rogue. In the 10 heroic kills on Sark he has dropped2 daggers about half of those times

[silk bane]

we're saving wow. one pickpocket at a time

[balmy condor]

you get to pickpocket a unit from your warcraft rumble deck that you summon in combat in wow for 30 seconds

[runic hinge]

What about pickpocket loot from old raids

gimmie slyv daggies

[smoky horizon]

Or go full Fallout and PUT poisons and bombs in there

[oak tangle]

now that she's allied, can't we just ask her to give them to us

[silk bane]

okay we cooked too close to the sun and burned the kitchen, reel it back a little

[runic hinge]

I want to pickpocket a DBW

[silk bane]

DBW?

[oak tangle]

pickpocket the sun, and use the power of fusion

[balmy condor]

my guild speedrushed heroic sark this tier, got world 10. Problem was that on raid release we add wednesday to our regular tues/thurs/mon schedule. and I can't raid wednesdays

so the heroic dagger dropped, on the first wednesday of the raid

and it went to a mage for transmog

also that mage got kicked

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[balmy condor]

I didn't get aotc until week 4

cause they kept rekilling on wednesdays

[runic hinge]

deathbringer's will

[silk bane]

bro i was way off ngl

[balmy condor]

imagine being like 4/8 mythic in the first couple weeks

and not having aotc

I'm not mad about this btw

I'm VERY mad

[balmy condor]

deadly boss wods

[keen spruce]

just play on wednesday

[balmy condor]

bro I can't

did you know I joined my guild because it was a 2 day a week guild

and now we raid 4 on release

[keen spruce]

just give me your blizzard login and authenicator and i'll play on wednesday

[balmy condor]

that would be illegal

[haughty flicker]

only if you get caught

[oak tangle]

that's the rogue ethos

[haughty flicker]

we cant prove you and shmeeps arent the same person

[balmy condor]

but he's a duck, and I'm a queer. A forbidden love

[steel spire]

Rogue solidarity just no outlaws

[balmy condor]

it simply can't happen

[keen spruce]

just uhhh hook your computer up to a generator and accidentally mail it to a PO box in portland

[silk bane]

the best of loves

[quiet oar]

Hey shmeeps is mine

[balmy condor]

[oak tangle]

remote desktop

what is input lag

[keen spruce]

[silk bane]

https://tenor.com/view/strip-tease-daffy-duck-strip-sexy-gif-6207705

how shmeeps feels rn

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-cute-babyduck-flower-aesthetic-gif-24625430

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ape-human-bathe-wash-face-gif-14447707

[silk bane]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-burrito-burrito-gif-27664931

[blazing jewel]

Now you’re in it for the content

[smoky horizon]

Just look at it this way: everyday you are raiding you aren’t doing meth behind the local busstation

[rotund oak]

!whispyr

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[gaunt sigil]

@balmy condor Do you know if the 2 piece bug is reflected in Sims?

[balmy condor]

it is

[gaunt sigil]

Ok tyvbbbbbbbbbm ❤️

wow

My keyboard ghosted like a bitch there wtf

[dusky rose]

I use the plater profile for tracking bleeds but i think the icons are very small ? Any tips?