#assassination

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cosmic parcel
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does this spec ebenm have good aoe?

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even

tired night
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Is there some kind of gear breakpoint for this? Essence with all buffs has been higher for me but I thought it was just better with most profiles

clever sapphire
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like freehold with big pulls are kinda fun

cosmic parcel
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ah

clever sapphire
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since assa doesnt have aoe cap like outlaw, so the bigger the pull the better the dmg

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sub is still gonna beat you, but thats besides the point

midnight mist
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nice ping bozo

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not even me

hoary remnant
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
candid goblet
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wait why do I sim for way higher when I swap around beacon and bomb

void mesa
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Cast prio

spice surge
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The sim always start by using trinket1

cerulean nest
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so quirky how I have to farm a heroic dungeon for a s1-level dagger because it's better than a 450

candid goblet
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jesus

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Even with bacon on 2nd slot tho, why does it cast beacon only once in a 3 minute sim?

spice surge
clever sapphire
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that means it doesnt fit twice in a 3 min sim

midnight mist
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not even

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could just chain bomb

spice surge
midnight mist
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if sin doesnt have custom apls for these trinkets

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will probably do strange things

candid goblet
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gained 400 dmg from putting beacon in 1st, sick

tired night
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Sin doesn't have a reason to hold it right? I know sub and outlaw the main reason is symbols/BTE for Crit chance

clever sapphire
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you just send it ye

candid goblet
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probably, I usually rip it right after garrote

royal lantern
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@gusty mirage IT HAPPEND

gusty mirage
royal lantern
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LURKING SPECTER'S HANDGRIPS

void mesa
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Ohshit

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The fox did it

gusty mirage
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they're not the 450s tho

royal lantern
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are there even 450 gloves

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iirc the opnly 450 tier is shoulder right?

void mesa
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Sark gloves maybe..?

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Dont remember

gusty mirage
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sark gloves

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you catalyze them

spice spire
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Almost lost to an outlaw main

lament aurora
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exactly

gusty mirage
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almost?

lament aurora
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you should be embarassed

gusty mirage
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3k is almost? aPES_Magnifying

spice spire
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I can’t read dude

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Tf I mean

gusty mirage
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sorry I forgot you're from the south

spice spire
gusty mirage
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damn man

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shits all over me trying to be friendly with Otsdarvaa

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I just wanna hold hands with the homies

lament aurora
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listen, if u beat me its because my trinket didn't proc enough clearly

gusty mirage
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just proc more bro

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idk

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skill issue

clever sapphire
spice spire
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I mean

gusty mirage
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I legit have 4 more procs than he does

spice spire
gusty mirage
spice surge
lament aurora
spice spire
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Procs are a large part sadly

gusty mirage
spice spire
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Real

gusty mirage
spice surge
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20% sophic aint bad

gusty mirage
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it is when it's outside of cooldowns

spice spire
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I had a random kill with 7% sophic but 39% blindside uptime

lament aurora
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theres no skill in wow lets face it

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we are all pulling a lever

spice spire
gusty mirage
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you aint lying

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I love how that's the first thing we have to do now

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when we see a parse

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we go straight to buffs

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sophic check

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call to suffering check

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ret aura check

spice surge
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Yet they forget everytime

lament aurora
gusty mirage
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farm is so fun

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WAHOO

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didn't proc call to suffering during CDs?

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unlucky

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maybe next week

spice surge
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And then instead we end up proccing the first ret aura at like 50 seconds

royal lantern
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hmmm

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mastery rune instead of crit sims almost 500dps higher

gusty mirage
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yeah I was thinking of resimming crafting gear & gems & enchants & runes

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and then I remembered I killed the boss almost 3 months ago

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and I just don't care

royal lantern
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yeha but funny number go up

gusty mirage
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true

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but funny number going up also relies on procs

royal lantern
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lets be honest, its weapon runes

gusty mirage
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and that's just smadging

scenic nacelle
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The biggest gamba lever to pull is Beacon dead

royal lantern
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not like as if its a big thing to change in gameplay lmao

gusty mirage
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I will not be baited into that piece of shit ever again

spice surge
gusty mirage
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that thing made my life absolutely miserable

gusty mirage
spice surge
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So its whatever

gusty mirage
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it'd be like

deft flicker
gusty mirage
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probably 800-1000

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like unironically

spice surge
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Buy haste runes then

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Dont need to change anything kekman

gusty mirage
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I don't even have to buy them

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I can take 3 stacks a day from the gbank

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and I still don't do that

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I was doing well on magmorax and I got the sacrifice soak

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unluigi

clever sapphire
royal lantern
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ye, mastery rune sims like 300-500dps higher on a couple quick sims

deft flicker
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Just make your own guild

royal lantern
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idk, just use them for re-clears i gues

gusty mirage
clever sapphire
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see oxi understands it

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im a poor fecker, cant pay for my own shit

spice surge
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10.2 will fix it for sure

gusty mirage
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SURELY

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just like I surely get the nick of time next week

clever sapphire
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10.2 gonna make rogue so broken, i will boost keys left and right and be rich

gusty mirage
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next week for sure

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yeah enjoy siege of boralus man

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sounds like a blast

spice surge
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Surely the ptr drops soon today

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So i can eat my naan bread and read ptr notes Comfy

gusty mirage
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can't wait to get the alliance one cause the group leader is a dwarf

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gonna be so lit

lament aurora
gusty mirage
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@royal lantern are you ready for the next spriest rework in 10.2.5?

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Publik already on the wow forums typing up a thesis paper

royal lantern
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10.2.5?

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are you drunk?

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its gonna be a suprise for 10.2 lmao

gusty mirage
royal lantern
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based PI opinion

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legit

clever sapphire
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"we have pushed the rogue changes away to 10.2.5 since we ran out of resources after workin on our latest shadowpriest rework for 10.2"

royal lantern
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EVERYONE hates PI

gusty mirage
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yeah priests fucking hate it

clever sapphire
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official blizzard statement, trust

gusty mirage
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because they get their shit micromanaged

spice surge
royal lantern
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my best friend is a priest, trust me i know it

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it even sucks as a healer

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cus you get spammed with 20000WA's by random warlocks/mages in pug groups

gusty mirage
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imagine wanting to PI yourself during strenuous healing times

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unlucky

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the warlock needs it for portal

spice surge
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Atleast if youre a spriest you can say fuckoff to the demo locks asking for 3 min PIs

gusty mirage
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true

slim pebble
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I'm typically sub but I did a pug raid as sin the other day. I got PI for like 40% of a magmorax kill. Was so much thar WCL invalidated the log

royal lantern
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🙂

spice surge
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Leaks are pretty tasty though, especially in soups

sharp falcon
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those are leeks

spice surge
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Yes

gusty mirage
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change my mind

past bobcat
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We all just want the rogue changes leaked lmao

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Hopefully today copium

royal lantern
spice surge
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I prefer scallions/spring onions over leeks generally

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But the price difference is pretty big so sometimes leeks just have to do it

vestal wren
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^ the pokemon even has leek included

gusty mirage
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arrogant ass onion

drifting cloud
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you guys arent ready for aoe exsang

gusty mirage
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does the aoe exsang also exsang me irl?

rotund oak
gusty mirage
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so I can un-read that message?

drifting cloud
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can be arranged

gusty mirage
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blessed

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ty sir

final star
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leeks are ok

clever sapphire
sharp falcon
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i was joking // playing along

clever sapphire
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ye i was sure about that, just wanted to clarify so nobody thinks im dooming dracthyr_kek

twin kite
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How come sepsis benefits from improved garrote but not shrouded suffocation?

spice surge
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What

gusty mirage
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shrouded applies all the time

spice surge
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All garrotes benefit from shrouded suffocation

gusty mirage
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the only part tied to stealth is the 2 additional CP

clever sapphire
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he probably means the 2cp

gusty mirage
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because you're not casting it from stealth

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sepsis doesn't give you stealth

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it gives you a stealth ability use out of stealth

void mesa
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I want ptr notes so I can read them instead of my actual lecture bongocat

royal lantern
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totally not convuluted btw

gusty mirage
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go figure

royal lantern
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mate

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the DM and shrouded interaction

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and why DM sometimes gives CP

river ember
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Do you guys like exsang as is or would you rather see the spell reworked a bit?

gusty mirage
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I fucking hate exsang

royal lantern
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is "i want it fully changed or removed" a option aswell?

river ember
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Obviously the tuning/rogue tree isn’t there rn for it but the ability itself

gusty mirage
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with a burning passion

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so I may be a bit biased here

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if it takes me more than 1-2 sentences to fully explain something to someone

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I'm good

spice surge
clever sapphire
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remove it, everyone is happy

gusty mirage
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yeah exsang is one of those things where you either love it or you hate it

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the people who love it, don't even love the ability, they love the opportunity to giga min-max something

river ember
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The fact that it’s a massive dps loss to use exsang during Dm is weird to me

spice surge
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Thats just a recent bug, nothing inherent to the spell itself

gusty mirage
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In terms of skill expression, exsang is a fantastic spell. If you get good at min-maxing it, it's insanely fun to try to strive to hitting the perfect global

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in terms of being able to be understood by the average player

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it's awful

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and there's no real material to figuring out how it exactly works without asking people who know

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because it's explained nowhere in the game

river ember
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I mean isn’t there a world where that makes the spell really interesting? Which I guess is why eleem said some love it some hate it.

static glacier
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like do I hold it and not use on dathea opener or do I sent and 1/10 pulls my opener is griefed

spice surge
gusty mirage
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it's omega cringe

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cause like if you try min-maxing that global

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and you miss it

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it kinda fucks your damage

static glacier
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my beef with it is 3m cd too

gusty mirage
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yeah 3min cds are awkward

static glacier
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like if you fuck up a shadow dance / sectec you dont feel as bad since 30s and you'll try again

river ember
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Like personally I think the spell is interesting but I wouldn’t be against them just removing it. Or doing something weird and just making it a massive haste steroid.

gusty mirage
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ngl

static glacier
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and it brings up awkward situations with dm

gusty mirage
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how many times have you accidentally exsanged your DM

static glacier
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also the feedback from pressing garotte / rupture to absolutely cap the duration

gusty mirage
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because I stopped streaming with voice

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because I screamed fuck whenever I did it

static glacier
gusty mirage
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based

static glacier
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stopped playing it when I didn't notice a difference in dmg to no exsang

thorn fjord
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31% @gusty mirage

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I really hope it’s this week man

gusty mirage
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soon

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I believe

thorn fjord
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I wanna play other games lmao

gusty mirage
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bro just play them

thorn fjord
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I don’t have time lol

final star
thorn fjord
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My raid time is mainly my game time

gusty mirage
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smh my head

clever sapphire
gusty mirage
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go eat some beans on toast british man

final star
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if you continue

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ur gonna get kissed

gusty mirage
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ah shit

final star
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and it'll be your own fault

thorn fjord
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Bangers are French fries or?

gusty mirage
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uh roasted tomatoes for breakfast too

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and those weird potato smile things

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that look absolutely fire

final star
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tomatoes are icky

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they aren't roasted

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they are tinned

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usually

thorn fjord
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What are bangers @final star

final star
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🤢

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sausages

thorn fjord
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Oh

spice surge
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Warm tomatoes are mid

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
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Fried tomatoes are based tho

final star
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from a CAN

spice surge
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Canned

gusty mirage
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oh

thorn fjord
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Fried green tomatoes

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
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Or spicy mayo

gusty mirage
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nah get out of here with mayo bro

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tajin is all you need for everything

thorn fjord
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It’s not pure mayo

gusty mirage
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mayo's gross

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change my mind

thorn fjord
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I can’t

gusty mirage
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upgrade yourself to mayo's older brother

thorn fjord
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You’re right to believe that

gusty mirage
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aioli

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aioli >>>>>>>>>>>>> mayo

spice spire
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And above

royal lantern
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only works with a couple things

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outside of that it sucks

gusty mirage
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at least for me

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not as heavy as mayo

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less fat, more protein

royal lantern
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tbf, thats cus greek yoghurt is BiS

gusty mirage
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it really is man

thorn fjord
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You won’t put mayo on a steak and cheese tho??? @gusty mirage @spice spire

gusty mirage
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no

thorn fjord
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Like a light spread of mayo on the bun

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Oof

gusty mirage
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just use chipotle

spice spire
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No

gusty mirage
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it's better

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I'm a simple man

spice spire
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Also yeah Greek yogurt is my king

gusty mirage
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I don't like complex sauces

thorn fjord
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You guys are unhinged for that

spice spire
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Also adds brotein

gusty mirage
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this is my take

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if you need a complex sauce

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then the food isn't even good to begin with

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I want to taste the food I'm eating

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not the sauce

thorn fjord
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Do you like tzatziki?

gusty mirage
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I refuse to acknowledge the greek name for my people's foods

royal lantern
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you add them and everything taste like them

gusty mirage
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but I agree, olives can detract from the item you're eating

thorn fjord
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Yeah picadillo ain’t the same without olives

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
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I didn’t know

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Laban is much more delightful to say atleast

royal lantern
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man

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the sark dagger was almost 1k dps

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what the fuck

thorn fjord
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You got one?

royal lantern
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ye

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
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Nice pepestab

gusty mirage
royal lantern
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like, yeha sure

gusty mirage
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gl figuring out who invented it

royal lantern
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ilvl on weapon and stuff

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but its 3ilvl

gusty mirage
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the greeks say they did, the turks say they did, and the levantine arabs say they did

vestal wren
thorn fjord
royal lantern
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lets all agree that sweeden did it

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they didnt do anything else for food

royal lantern
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lets give them that

gusty mirage
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@spice spire bro

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ban him

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right now

thorn fjord
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I’m Hispanic man

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We got empanadas

spice surge
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Some of them like pickled herring are pretty good though

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Like the curry banana pizzas or bananas in tacos

gusty mirage
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I'd try it

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pickles are bis

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don't @ me

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pickled foods are also bis

faint tapir
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how do i sim different runes on wep?

proven jasper
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Dude pickle anything ill try it

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pickles are bis

thorn fjord
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I had pickled watermelon on sunday

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was interesting

spice surge
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That sounds intriguing

thorn fjord
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Yeah it wasnt bad... The acidity and the sweetness blended nicely

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But I didnt want too much

gusty mirage
faint tapir
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ty ❤️

gusty mirage
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this'll do all consumables

thorn fjord
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Launches starfield - Gets slapped with a 1117gb update

gusty mirage
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slap it into the bottom of an advanced sim

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and you're good to go

vestal wren
royal lantern
vestal wren
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but i like the one oxi posted, given that it is reduced to the more relevant options

abstract junco
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Is our 2p still booting us from stealth after the .7 patch?

spice surge
royal lantern
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sure

slim hamlet
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What time do they usually do ptr and shit

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is it just super late EU

spice surge
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Theres no usual time, nor day

slim hamlet
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I mean

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coming today fo sho tho

void mesa
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for sho copium

slow needle
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@balmy condor Just played the cds mp3. I like this.

void mesa
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Btw, anything to know about Zksarn mythic on assassination? Any wonky cloak interactions?

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Or just train boss, dot up the adds that are close and prayge?

spice spire
void mesa
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Like, when you cloak, it removes the debuff (like in H) and triggers the line immediately?

spice surge
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yes

void mesa
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Hmmm

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im trying to see where other stuff can go and im just scared that everything is rot and I hate cv 🙃

spice spire
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Really there’s a couple of pain points to the fight, and you kind of hope you get a line so you can mega cheese it.

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I don’t know anything now. All I know is pay phone smoge

void mesa
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How do we gain much by cheesing the line? By removing one of the embers dot for the healers to watch?

spice surge
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Generally not worth it unless you are 10000% sure you wont hit somebody else with your line

void mesa
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I haven't pulled yet, but it seems embers and just the arena flooding in lava is the actual danger?

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Knockbacks seem alright, just dont line to a lava puddle?

spice surge
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And typically you dont want to step after a knockback

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Because the lines go out right after

void mesa
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ooo

spice surge
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And when you step youre in the middle of all 4 of them Surebud

void mesa
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Step-Cloak Kappa

spice surge
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Some of them have more lenient timing, but eh

void mesa
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But on our end, theres not much special to do. Gotta pray I dont have to swap to adds much past putting dots on them

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lmao, I just opened the method guide to check if they had stuff
Useful utilities: (...), Intel 13900K + Nvidia RTX 4090 kekw

vestal wren
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4090 is def. useful

austere fulcrum
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anyone using Sizzling seafood ?

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sims little higher for me today 🙂

balmy condor
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Compared to a feast?

austere fulcrum
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yes

balmy condor
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Nahhhhh

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Link that

austere fulcrum
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it wasnt before tho, but today idk

balmy condor
austere fulcrum
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🥲

balmy condor
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It’s all 0’s

clever sapphire
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all im seeing is 0.0

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and thats the amount of fucks i would give about that sim

vestal wren
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food usually has little difference in output

austere fulcrum
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i know but it actually bothers me i must try todays raid

shy pecan
clever sapphire
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you gonna check if you do 50dps more

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like frfr

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you doin 130k overall, and you want to check 50

balmy condor
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It’s within margin

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Might not even do more

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Cause the sim can’t tell

loud hearth
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You could run the sim again, and be -50 dps.

Error margin ALOO

vestal wren
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you would need to run with lower error rate

woeful meteor
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seafood increasing sophic/call proc rate hidden tech

austere fulcrum
spice surge
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It doesnt

vestal wren
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can add iterations=100000 on top before simming, but i wouldn't lose my mind over differences that are not noticeable

balmy condor
spice surge
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Because theyre not hasted

slate crown
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Is there any reason to track or watch amplifying stacks?

balmy condor
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Nope

neat horizon
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Does anyone happen to have a garrote and rupture WA that show me when they're on my enemy ?

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makes it easier to track and know when to re apply them

austere fulcrum
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there are some trackers on wago

neat horizon
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Yeah ill check them out

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one question regarding the sepsis ST opener on the assa faq, when it says multilate to 5 cps, do i mutilate twice if i dont get 5 cps from first muti ?

austere fulcrum
neat horizon
balmy condor
austere fulcrum
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well u can actually ER and apply rupture, or hit Mut for 5/6 cp to apply rupture

balmy condor
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So you might have to mut 3x technically if you land on 4

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But yeh

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Most people replace that step with echoing reprimand

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Cause it feels better

neat horizon
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Ah i see

balmy condor
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And it’s only like -0.1 or 0.2% worse

neat horizon
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How important are toxic boots compared to slimy boots for assa ? Im a sub main trying out assa to pump some ST raid damage and i notice all assa players play the toxicboots

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i believe its because of the reduced haste from slimy boots ?

static glacier
neat horizon
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Interesting, might want to try that

balmy condor
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Better stats and no haste reduction yeah

neat horizon
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Any specific stat targets i should aim for ?

balmy condor
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No

neat horizon
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Alright

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the single target sepsis opener shows that i should use envenom after ER, however what ive noticed is that im not always on 5+ cps for envenom

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or do i just press it even if im on 4cps ?

spice surge
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If youre at 4 cp youre on an animacharged cp

rotund oak
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and u would envenom still i think for the envenom buff

void mesa
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Envenom on 5+ or animacharged yeah

rotund oak
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the rotation is fixed in a way that u benefit from everything

neat horizon
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what if my animacharge rng sucks and i land on 3 animacharged cps and i get 4 cps instead

rotund oak
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u still animasend

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u hit as if its 7cps

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coz its charged

void mesa
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Animacharge doesnt have rng. Your cp 2-3-4 become animacharged, which means if you send on that number it counts for 7

neat horizon
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its charged if i land on 3 cps

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i landed at 4

void mesa
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No

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Get the talent after

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gonna charge 2-3-4

neat horizon
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so if it lands on 2, it charges 2,3 and 4 ?

rotund oak
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forget everything we say here,go back in the dummy and press it

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while u have 2cps

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there u will get ur answer

frigid pilot
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You guys getting into 20s and up easily as rogue?

neat horizon
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Oh interesting, didnt know that 😄

rotund oak
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ive tested assa recently,did a solid 3hour dummy

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to understand stuff

spice surge
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It always charges 2,3 and 4

rotund oak
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jsut sayin..

void mesa
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Yeah, it charges all 3 of them with the talent below ER

rotund oak
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its called resounding clarity

neat horizon
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Yeah got it

void mesa
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so if you use ER with 0 cp, it always hits a charged cp

neat horizon
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need to find a solid WA for that

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because my blizz combo points tracker apparently isnt coloring the animacharged cps in blue

thorny pond
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!wa

prisma monolithBOT
thorny pond
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@neat horizon those will have it

neat horizon
royal lantern
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@gusty mirage how bad is it that i read "we get a new legendary in 10.2"

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and my first thought was

spice spire
royal lantern
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PLS NOT ROGUE PLS NOT ROGUE GOD I DONT WANT MY DPS BE DICTATED BY A RANDOM DROP

hearty reef
#

58% sophic uptime

spice spire
#

Edge of night

#

Blidnside

#

Seal fate

grand trail
#

it wont be random drop, it will be farmed, i promise copium

spice spire
#

It’s already done

midnight mist
#

are you guys unaware we already have a rogue legendary next tier

#

its called nick of time

thorny pond
#

Better than Gonads. Twilight Aspect or EoN

spice spire
midnight mist
#

bro me when I have double nick of time 447

spice spire
#

My headaches are supposed to start when PTR drops

#

Not here

midnight mist
#

and you bozos dont have any

spice surge
#

Every week

#

Im hyped

bold drum
#

i got my nick with the second run i did of that dungeon

spice spire
bold drum
#

non outlaw bozos

void mesa
balmy condor
#

I don’t think the mini-hud can do animacharge

midnight mist
#

how tf do I do that actually

#

unlucky

thorny pond
#

Tfw outlaw is not good again

spice spire
#

Utopia

#

Truly

midnight mist
#

everytime there is an op dagger vault is so cringe for outlaw

thorny pond
#

2x Nicks but Outlul is still dog

spice spire
#

Yeah kinda sux ngl

midnight mist
#

idk how you would fix that or if it even warant a fix

balmy condor
#

Outlaw deserves the suffering

midnight mist
#

but its really annoying

spice spire
#

TFW the legendary is actually a 1h agi sword that we take two of and our primary builder becomes fok

cobalt hemlock
#

you can get nick in vault or is that next season

void mesa
#

Who let quake cook

spice spire
#

That is to say a set of 1h agil swords

void mesa
#

Get him off the stove

spice surge
spice spire
#

Bro I am doing the opposite of cooking

royal lantern
#

wdym

void mesa
#

...eating?

spice surge
#

Hes just putting his phone in the microwave to charge it

#

(dont do this)

void mesa
#

Green person said phone to microwave

spice spire
#

My ass is dropping ice cubes in the grease vat rn

void mesa
ebon notch
ember mural
ebon notch
#

like actually nasty

spice spire
#

Have you guys never seen the reaction it causes?

ebon notch
#

ye

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it explodes

#

or smth

spice spire
#

Yeah

void mesa
#

Im scared

#

Wont search

ebon notch
#

bro the first time i tried to "cool down" a pan by running it under water

#

never again

#

oil exploded everywhere

spice spire
#

The oil is forced upwards and expands rapidly causing an oil “explosion”

thorny pond
# void mesa Wont search

Gus goes in to destroy Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant.

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▶ Play video
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Frozen chicken, same shit

spice spire
#

Yeah

ebon notch
#

cause its gotta melt

void mesa
#

Oh you meant like, hot/burning oil with ice I see

ebon notch
#

which makes it even cooler

thorny pond
#

If it wasn't a felony

spice spire
#

Yeah yeah

#

Opposite of cooking

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Destruction

thorny pond
#

Oxi can't get you that kind of off

void mesa
#

All that to say

No dual wield agi swords legendary pls

thorny pond
#

It'd be unique equip bet

#

That's my hypothetical^2

spice spire
#

If it were 1 hand it would likely be a set

balmy condor
#

Bro be cleaning his toilet with ammonia and bleach

#

(It’s very sanitary now)

spice spire
#

True

thorny pond
#

Vinegar & Bleach smells nice

slim hamlet
#

Can't wait for legendary agi daggers

#

holy

thorny pond
#

Like a toxic vinegrette

#

Vineregrette

balmy condor
#

I’m suspicious about how we acquire the legendaries

thorny pond
#

(We return to the maw)

slim hamlet
#

Isn't it just 99% surely a druid staff or some shit

balmy condor
#

The edge of night crying was loud

balmy condor
slim hamlet
#

aintnoway

balmy condor
#

Wdym ain’t no way

slim hamlet
#

wait gotta listen to the thing again

austere fulcrum
#

Why would they give a legendary to any other class ?

slim hamlet
#

She legit says "a new legendary"

#

yea definitely just a druid staff

#

like evoker

balmy condor
#

Okay buddy

slim hamlet
#

do u got word on the street

balmy condor
#

No

#

I have working logical reasoning

slim hamlet
#

We bet a cookie or whatever it was again then

#

that buttery thingy where you couldn't eat it all or it would suffocate you

thorny pond
#

If everyone gets one, it isn't legendary

slim hamlet
#

I mean not like they haven't done that mutliple times before

#

But I hard think this will be like the evoker staff and such

neat horizon
#

do i always sync sepsis and deathmark on single target?

slim hamlet
#

I mean it could be a legendary piece of jewelry right

spice spire
#

No

thorny pond
#

2H Polearm, Survival and Feral are gonna be lit

void mesa
neat horizon
#

noted, thanks

void mesa
#

(Like holding for 30s cuz fight ends in 1 min)

neat horizon
#

i look to get 2 improved garrotes in the sepsis window correct ?

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1 for first window and 1 for 2nd window

void mesa
#

One in the first 10s, one in the 2nd 10s

#

Yep

neat horizon
#

cool ty

void mesa
#

And sync vanish and DM

strange python
neat horizon
spice spire
spice spire
#

All of this info is in the faq

strange python
#

Oh I thought the no was to jewelry question

#

Xd

neat horizon
spice spire
#

Oh no it was to the syncing question

balmy condor
#

Jewelry could be an option

#

Idk if they wanna do that again though

spice spire
#

True a legendary neck

#

A heart of the planet even

slim hamlet
#

Would be the only sensible thing for all classes to get

strange python
#

What if we get cloaks with a quest line that has a proc effect based on spec

spice spire
#

Pretty pog champion

slim hamlet
#

since she directly says "a legendary"

void mesa
slim hamlet
#

could be the seed thingy

spice spire
#

Trinket

slim hamlet
#

isn't trinket jewelry

#

i guess not

#

But I was thinking of that too, I don't think they would make one tho

rocky ruin
#

Trinket like Antorus or Ring like Hellfire

slim hamlet
#

Since trinket is already one of the only interesting pieces of gear in retail

#

hmm a legendary jewelry piece makes even more sense with that station that was added in a ptr build

#

possibly

spice spire
#

We’ll see

#

Speculation fun

balmy condor
spice spire
#

Like In hearthstone?

slim hamlet
#

Still think it's copium and it will just be a druid lego

spice spire
#

Or as ronk joins a voice chat?

void mesa
#

damn, are we going semantics into the announcement??

royal lantern
#

@gusty mirage today is gear stonks wednesday catPOG

void mesa
#

now im interested

balmy condor
#

I mean she is

#

Because a 17 second Twitter video announcing a patch reveal

#

Is apparently the thing to fixate on

slim hamlet
#

It is

#

nothing better to do

balmy condor
#

You could touch grass

slim hamlet
#

I was actually in the gym today

#

kinda pog

#

No grass in sight tho

balmy condor
#

They don’t have grass in gyms

slim hamlet
#

exactly

#

saved myself there

runic hinge
#

What are we here for if not to launch baseless speculation about something we’ll learn about in the very new future

slim hamlet
#

Also it's pitch dark here

slim hamlet
#

yea

#

Also why do we have to deathmark you for coaching whispyr

runic hinge
balmy condor
#

Because I’d rather die than sit here listening to people cook

#

It’s thematic

slim hamlet
#

I love watching gordon ramsey

#

he's my hero

#

He taught me good

spice spire
#

Dog if my fok builder didn’t give you the perma aneurysm we’re safe

slim hamlet
#

idek what that message means

spice spire
# balmy condor I got a lobotomy

So anyway what if the legendary isn’t a dagger but ends up being our bis, so we have to use fok as our primary builder. Thoughts?

slim hamlet
#

you guys and your smart words

spice spire
slim hamlet
#

Too late

neat horizon
#

content preview tomorrow at 10 AM means we might potentially get the changes ?

royal lantern
#

BUT

slim hamlet
#

PTR fo sho tomorrow

royal lantern
#

a caster dagger

spice spire
#

Potentially.

royal lantern
spice spire
#

True and real

spice surge
spice spire
#

Sends crit to the moon

steel ridge
balmy condor
#

And then people say that it’s a feature and it won’t get nerfed for 2 weeks

#

Until it gets nerfed for melee specs

#

And then they all disappear

rocky ruin
royal lantern
gray crest
#

Legendary effect: increases your PP length by 2 inches

balmy condor
slim hamlet
spiral pasture
#

evoker started giving me buffs during op classes CD downtime and im competing with my guilds locks and dks now xd

versed mica
#

So I hear the legendary is going to be an AGI mace and it's going to be bis for sin and we're going to need to use FoK to generate combo points is this true

sand sigil
#

u supposed to cb the shiv w arterial precision or ct or somethin

spice spire
subtle tundra
#

let him cook

sand sigil
spice spire
#

Bruh AINTNOWAY

clever sapphire
#

or well you are yellow, cursed already

subtle tundra
#

ok, dont cook

cerulean nest
#

can someone send the right macro for shadowstepping a particular target

clever sapphire
versed mica
safe wigeon
#

how much haste needed for raid spec?

spice surge
#

You dont need any specific number of anything

#

Just sim yourself

safe wigeon
#

i mean i have 3% haste and i want to make a ring with haste mastery

spice surge
#

Does it sim higher?

safe wigeon
#

idk i need to sim it just come here to ask

balmy condor
#

we don't know your character better than a sim would

opal basin
#

the sim is all-knowing

storm forum
slim hamlet
tired night
#

I really hope the legendary is a held in offhand credit card that gives access to a hidden cash shop to purchase extra trinket slots, scrolls that give you external buffs like PI and windfury, and a loot box that drops aspect forged gear with a 60 ilvl range

royal lantern
#

did you tell chatgGPT "average wow forum post" and copypasted it here?

static glacier
#

lambent or fierce

#

it was lambent on sims smh

ivory bay
#

!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
strange python
#

Don't mind if I do a little scalebane signet ring 447 ^^

keen spruce
#

give ptr MonkeyBlobRee

balmy condor
#

tomorrow after the preview

woeful meteor
#

I did it btw actually got OCE @balmy condor

balmy condor
#

huge w

balmy condor
#

I got sark cloak and mega dungeon dagger to go

#

but I'm running nelth trinket, double craft ring, tier helm, crafted chest, and assault neck

woeful meteor
#

The run in which I got dagger was so lucky I'm never seeing it from m+

#

looted 6/8 bosses

keen spruce
#

anyone on NA not locked on mega dungeon wanna help funnel me a daggie

slate crown
#

I can help out, I have it

versed mica
#

Getting dagger the last day before 10.2

solar tangle
#

question regarding DM and Vanish Sync.. what does this mean .. should i vanish and dm on the same time? whats the benefit? dont play assa often but i dont see the reason. its because of improved garrot?

versed mica
#

in the Nick of Time

void mesa
solar tangle
#

okay but for example for the second DM you have sepsis garrot already, right?

void mesa
#

Usually you'll have imp garrote leftover from sepsis for the 2min one, so its just a refresh of im garrote

#

The sepsis garrote wont last the whole dm

#

So you pandemic the 2nd imp garrote (during DM) with vanish

solar tangle
#

okay

woeful meteor
#

Does something change rotationally with the nightstalker page from fuu's sheet?

balmy condor
#

yeah

#

you have to say "yippie!" every time you hit ER and it rolls 1 random cp and you're having so much fun with it

woeful meteor
#

NOTED I have a good yippie soundclip to add to my ER WA which I can play

#

anything else?

balmy condor
#

nope

#

just depression-ing

woeful meteor
#

and being an old man that can only sprint every 2 min

grand trail
#

Can't wait when it change from where ptr to where sims ❤️t

#

That's my favourite

balmy condor
#

I played it on a dummy just to see

#

and it was so much dps

#

and so much fun

#

I said you know what

#

I think I can't handle this amount of poggers dps

#

I'm logging out

#

and I alt+f4'd on the spot

woeful meteor
#

seems in line with what i expected

balmy condor
#

exsang is nothing compared to the tilt of critting your ER and it empowering your second cp

#

the absolute primal rage

#

that builds in your chest

#

is indescribable

woeful meteor
#

imagine the exsang build from last patch without rc poggersfish

balmy condor
#

I can imagine it

#

cause it was like 0.15% better on really high accuracy

#

but you know what I did?

#

I didn't include it in my spreadsheet

#

because I'm not cringe

woeful meteor
#

hiding the best sims

#

I wonder who this reminds me off Thinkge

#

Patreon in Bio soon

balmy condor
#

I had the cognitive clairvoyance to recognize that if something needs 35,000 fights for a robot to analyze the data and claim it's better, at the cost of human sanity

#

it might not actually be worth playing

#

and so I did not speak that shit into reality

#

I simply chose to move on

royal lantern
void mesa
#

tldr whispyr doesnt want to answer all the pings asking about it /s

balmy condor
#

not really /s though tbh

#

like could you have played exsang with no resounding and suffered and clung unto simdps as a magic bullet that shows you're correct?

#

you could've

#

but if it's my resource that I'm making, or my guide that I'm writing, I'm not going to just slap the most perfect, highest, utility-skimping, overoptimized simdps profile in there

#

because I'm trying to help people play the game

#

I'm not trying to help people sim the highest

#

well okay, I kinda do that too because it's part of the first point

#

but in this case I'm not trying to do that because it doesn't actually help them

#

so instead of having to deal with that entire headache of "but the number is higher I don't get it"

#

just simply do not

deft flicker
balmy condor
#

can't spell Whispyr without a big capital W at the front

#

it's thematic

deft flicker
#

Yepyep

void mesa
#

I added the /s to be sure not to huh, assume too much, but ti definitely felt like it

#

And I do agree with the decision btw

ebon notch
balmy condor
void mesa
#

can i get dagger

night delta
#

anybody doing a countdown to the PTR patch notes tomorrow ?

spice spire
#

If it’s a rework

#

It’s going to be prepatch all over again

oak sky
#

#dragonflight-assassination memorial thread

spice spire
shy pecan
spice spire
#

🙂

shy pecan
#

🙂

void mesa
#

ohshit thats right

#

I was supposed to post catto in the secret thread

night delta
#

balloon pops, it's just poop inside

slow needle
#

I'm betting on Outlaw exploding over something tiny.

spice spire
#

That’s the free square

burnt latch
#

Id bet on Whispyr getting angry at Exsang

#

Thats a classic

void mesa
#

Outlaw gonna deserve it more
But we will get the biggest one

balmy condor
void mesa
balmy condor
#

youtube channel means we can do things like exsang tribute video

#

I'm talking black and white slow pan across the screen

burnt latch
balmy condor
#

sarah mclachlan's I will remember you in the background

burnt latch
#

Hard to think how it would become even worse though

void mesa
#

Makes them bleed slower..??

burnt latch
#

Nah that’d make it more dead

void mesa
#

Ywah

#

Im trying to think of upsides and its like

burnt latch
#

Needs to do good enough damage to not be able to be ignored

void mesa
#

DM uptime but its useless DM

burnt latch
#

But feel bad enough that u want to cancel your subscription when playing it

#

A hard balance to find

void mesa
#

Huhh

#

Exsang with no change but fixed?

burnt latch
#

Thats why the devs get paid the big bucks

void mesa
#

Torture us but keep us coming back anyways

burnt latch
balmy condor
burnt latch
woeful meteor
#

are hasted cds dynamic?

#

or do they snapshot

blazing jewel
#

Not the crit dead

balmy condor
#

Idk

burnt latch
#

I think theyre dynamic

balmy condor
#

Ask scanaW

woeful meteor
#

if not exsang should

burnt latch
#

My death sweep cd on DH seems to adjust based on haste

balmy condor
#

So you lose lust

#

And the cooldown goes up?

#

That’s whack

burnt latch
#

Yeah I think so

#

Not 100p

#

Think its like 6 sec

balmy condor
#

Idk I’ve never played a class with hasted cds

burnt latch
#

And in lust like 4,5

#

Im not 100p on this tho

#

time to vod review

balmy condor
#

Make the cooldown reduction a function of the damage the pop does

#

So if it crits you just get twice the cdr

#

But make the cooldown like a minute and 15 seconds

#

So it never lines up with anything

burnt latch
#

Yeah looks like i wasnt crazy, seems to be dynamic

void mesa
#

How bad was your day today Whisp?

balmy condor
#

2 minute base cd, but then reduced by damage dealt up to a max of 45 seconds

void mesa
#

That sounds like anger design xd

balmy condor
#

I’m like the architects that put bumps into a park bench so the homeless can’t sleep

void mesa
#

Bruh

balmy condor
#

Except I’m not discriminating

#

These bad designs are rated E for Everyone

burnt latch
#

Each bleed u apply reduces exsang cd by 5 seconds

#

So youre garroting on cd on st

void mesa
#

You mean A for Ass

balmy condor
#

I had a terrible idea in a dream last week

#

Actually woke up in a cold sweat

#

I can’t remember it atm

#

OH I remember now

#

It was an idea for raid utility but omega cursed. Okay so like imagine windfury, for 1 target. Except instead of extra hits, you give the target a chance to poison with their hits.

But the twist is that there’s a talent called symbiotic suppression. Every time they poison, your poisons have a chance to flare up, dealing increased damage and having a guaranteed chance to apply. The issue comes that the chance is like really low, 10% chance, and you have stack to 5 to get the flare. So on pull, you would never get the stacks until after your cooldowns and the random 10% chance would sporadically double proc or just never get you to the next stack, so you sit there on 4 stacks, waiting, anxiously, and it never comes, or it’s and 3 and then quickly ticks to 5 and you’re not ready

#

and of course because it’s a chance on hit you would want to link it with a dual wield class, but ideally it would be a dual wield class that doesn’t get windfury, so you could get the windfury, but then link with them, and they don’t get the windfury, which means you don’t get their extra poison hits from their windfury procs

shy pecan
#

To quote Miz...

gaunt moat
void mesa
#

Im huh, crossreading while walking

#

And yeah

night delta
balmy condor
#

So I will be getting sloshed most likely

#

People will be inviting me for shots

night delta
#

I'd fancy exsang as a permanent debuff that stacks and makes our bleeds faster every application, making our dps stronger the longer a fight lasts (up to maybe 50% or something). Maybe a 1 min CD so you hit max bleed speed 4 mins into a fight

#

maybe (probably (surely) ) whack but idk

balmy condor
#

What if the target dies, or you’re a heroic raider with a 2 minute kill time

night delta
#

probably a bad talent for those then yeah

#

but hey, not all talents have to be versatile imo

balmy condor
#

Make it a choice node with an effect that does the opposite

#

Starts at 50% and ramps down

night delta
#

lol, anemic bleeds on long fights, love it

balmy condor
#

Reminds me of an ability for pirates called overdrive in maplestory

night delta
#

and there'd be a sweetspot of combat duration where theortically both choices give the exact same dps

balmy condor
#

It’s like a 1 min cooldown

#

And when you use it you deal 40% more damage for 15 seconds

ebon notch
#

@burnt latch uwu

balmy condor
#

But when it’s on cooldown you deal 20% less

night delta
#

nah that's just icy veins

#

rebranded

burnt latch
#

@ebon notch oWo

ebon notch
night delta
#

anyhow, I guess less than 24h of patience and we'll know

burnt latch
ebon notch
night delta
#

(or we don't and this'll be the most epic trolling of rogues since Zul Subtelty nerf)

burnt latch
balmy condor
night delta
#

don't jinx it

ebon notch
static glacier
burnt latch
ebon notch
#

this is like mid afternoon for me

static glacier
#

not really feeling happy with my damage there but looking through uptimes / casts it's not clear what I clowned outside of the pot: AND CLEAN 2ND SEPSIS REFRESH (anyone have a nice big shiny WA that shows when you'd have optimal refresh timing for sepsis'd garotte)

burnt latch
night delta
static glacier
#

yep