#assassination
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you guys had the group made before igot on. so i didnt see anything
mook didn't warn me it's all his fault
okay it's like 102f in my room
i'm goin to my mom's place
so my computer or I don't die of heat stroke

surely daggies next week 
the time strike effect from the agger only works on the megaungeon?
I just did a decent Echo kill
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holy fk
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It works everywhere
is it me or is kyle reformed? hes no longer out here shit posting. I miss Kyle
who tf kyle
Whispyr really be disrespecting kyle like that
scana
I know 
lul fuckig kyle man
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put some respect on his name before he punches a hole in your wall
Guaranteed
I believe in you
im so happy for you im in tears
I got stuck going down into p3 transition on sark
đ
and fell through a hole
it wouldn't let me move lmao
oxi loves holes confirmed
only @spice spire 's
based enjoyer of holes
Holesome comment
I can't believe that just happened
^ things oxi says after he 'accidently' falls into some random hole he met at the club



I have a feeling sins gonna get quite a bit of work
idk about the other two but yeah
so excited
HUH
I hope our rework is on the same scale as ret pally... without the nerfs afterwards XD
its not
Honestly, i actually didn't like the ret rework that much
It's better in terms of utility, defensives mobility etc... But the core gameplay is pretty standard, nothing to write home about
I thought the wake of ashes reset gameplay was awesome, and i was not happy at all when they removed it, but they also improved some other aspects, so in the end i guess i'm whatever about ret gameplay

This channel went down hill since the glory days smh my head
we had glory days?
bruh, i read that as 'since the glory hole days'
somethings wrong with me todau
gotta sleep it off or something
Holes on the brain
on god
?
Probably not while I have been alive
beacon?
wdym minor
major win
I never have to use beacon again
that's the biggest win of the decade for me
Real
i got nelth trinket this week too 
Huge gamers
Well well you lucky fucks. Socket for me this week
i ran out of sockets to get
i didnt do enough content to even get to a socket
more like holes in the wall đâđż
AMR and Raidbots are giving me conflicting recommendations. Which is more accurate atm?
raidbots
AMR says updated for 10.1.5 according to change log.
i haven't had any contact with them in years but simc has mor man power
so i can't make any judgement of quality
it was the go-to for healers for a while
but healers use a diffrent website now
Oh yeah? What website for healers? I still been using AMR for healy/tank toons.
Optimize your healers gear using cutting edge math and theorycrafting.
i am still not convinced about the project but it seems well recived
Ask mr robot is telling me that swapping all my gems and enchants to haste and wafting is a 0.8% dps increase, as sub
And its a 2.5% dps increase doing that on aoe

if you want some extra funnies, check out wowanalyzer's updates
did you know it was updated to work in shadowlands?
but every time you submitted a log it would compare it to a heroic oppulence log?
would be what i expected
it was every time i checked inferior, but it also makes sense given how much time flows into the simc optimizations
while askmr has a small amount of pople work on implementing and optimizing all specs
I cant even figure out how to see what rotation it does
If i had to guess they probably just scrape it from logs
there is a sequenc to look at
they do to a degree
i talked to them in legion
and they did mention that they look what people do in logs
Cant find the sequence, fairly sure they dont include it anymore
in a explnation why even the baseline concepts from my guides/apl didn't apply to the sim
give me a sec, ill take a look
i did run two best in slot sims
it gave me spore cloak / cowl + toxic boots as bis gear
anvil + bomb dispenser is bis due to it
one of the sims suggested me haste enchants too, but only one enchant
Ye idk, either way seems kinda scuffed and i would certainly not recommend it, especially not compared to raidbots
Like theres no way swapping everything to haste for m+ is a worthwhile thing to do as sub 
for assassination, it wants me to use this two times
also again spor cloak
oh thats on dungeons sub too
i am not even sure if they use simulations, but i assume they do
the interface is sadly hard to navigate
and there is not a lot of "how things work"
but this is also something you could say with raidbots (diffrence is, i know the behind the scenses)
Unironically probably why. It also clearly wanted me to swap my avoidance enchants to speed since that makes their numer on the right side go up more
so would conclude to stick with raidbots

!whispyr
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Weird question, the bleed on Experiments, can we evasion the dash/application or nah?
Yes you just have to face the boss when he charges you
Can also evasion the dot on nelth when someone breaks a wall
why is noxxic saying agility mastery-> vers-> crit ->haste ????
atm sims say to equipe gems mastery vers also XD ??
Do you need to face the wall or nelth?
Can you slide one in P1? I guess it depends on kill timer
Would have to be early I think but those ones usually donât hurt
better question, why is noxxic still a thing
well 10.1.5 updated so that why wondering as my sims where saying to put gems enchants to mastery vers also that why i waslike are we missing someting ?
wat are the stats cap we seeking fo at this point of the game then
None
you sim your character
well i have a feeling my sims are totally breakdown cause all i do or change still getting same result with +- 300 dps diff
i have 447 neck in vault says it trash vs my 441
Unless theres a very specific reason to have a breakpoint (like frostmage shatter crit cap) the idea of having certain stat numbers to aim for is from an antequaded era when simming was difficult and time consuming
So it was a guideline from theorycrafters to have people avoid needing to go through those hoops
nope its the crit haste 447 of kagni mythic boss vs 441 mastery haste neck from VP
both 3 sockets with stats +2 gems
I mean you're probably like mid 40% crit w/ crit phial
probably got a decent amount of haste already
because not even simc believes how dogshit the damage is
so it tries finding more dps anywhere
What did he sayyyyyy

but would it be good for a 40sec kill
was thinking fragment + beacon
fragment to boost the living fuck out of KB
Entire raid is about to run fragment
fragment oversims for assassination
iknow
so why would it be good
That sounds curse
no flask equiped just dubble weapen ruin crit
It doesnt snapshot though does it
ya slap on the crit phial and you're chilling on crit
i just need to cramp dmg into a what 15sec window?
crit's already pretty heavily DR'd at that point
And kingsbane does more damage later
"no clue how long the kb dot is"
14s
I really wanna see the result of this cooking now 
cuz my trinkets are gonna be beacon + something else
like class trinket would be good
if it procs
There are going to be a lot of augs in that raid 
do you have the spear fragment from neltharus
no
my trinkets
Wouldnât the 3 min trinket from hardmode be good
the mirror?
Yea
3 min mirror would put beacon on 30s cd
guess its just class+beacon
Would be solid
yeah I mean you need rng either way
Class beacon probably has very high variance but the highest highs
Dragonscale 
if i remove the 2 buzzing crit weapens with crit flask i got 40% crit maby sim with other weapen ruine like haste ?
I think you're overthinking it too much
completely regemming & reenchanting for 300 dps seems kind of like a lot of effort
for something you won't even notice
well i notice i have some energie lack late fight like on rashok mythic
Farm out a raidhorn 
smd
must be someting on my sims that i do wrong or totally mental cause what ever i do or take or swap only 300-500 dps diff but sims are still simmss perfect senario whole fight
did ravenhold not have peeps who where looking intosims ?
Nope none
0
Weâre on our own sadly
blizzard need to stop going under table with outlaw and sub
Feelycraft only
not healty XD
Under table?
Herbo can you meet me under the table
5mins
we do
we may even be spending to much time doing it
really wud love to see if one can look into it maby i doing someting totally wrong there
poisons and bleeds
valid point
I like my "does no damage" joke a bit more tho

it is the same in dungeon slice
R1 sin on mag is only 133k 
Assa does kinda suck huh

need to do some sub sims for a 40sec killtimer as well
time to dig up rotten
This is like rotten for eranog boss damage all over again
lmfao

pretty sure i can go higher than this
oh wow thats quite good
I had the funniest sin 100 boss damage parses
can you sim my char if poss see where i did a msitake at some poin ?
Send assa cds after he has phased with 3/3 zoldyks and KB
Yeah, delay your cds so u get full uptime in execute
Sin cranks that fight donât worry
would have to wait for someone that plays assa to be able to help you, im a Sub rogue otp
U can send beacon and should get an on use stat trinket ready to go with cds too
So dm at like 15-20 secs ig
when this season started i really hated brackenhide as a dungeon
im starting to enjoy it quite a bit
currently im hella confused by the dungeon
well since they reworked %
its just a fun blaster key
oh ye for sure, im just confused about pulls since that patch
@gusty mirage highest i can get my assa sim at currently
Doesnt sound like youre doing anything wrong, you just overlooked the simple solution that it doesnt really matter. If swapping all gems/enchants/everything around to different stats barely changes the DPS, the takeaway isnt necessarily that the sims are incorrect, but just the simple fact that its all so close together that it doesnt really matter
ST build i assume
nvm i remember that you were doing speedkills
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im at 137.4k as sub
dont have Sark cloak
and thats about it xD
oh wow, nicu
Question. This is my sim with the best pieces I have atm. I'm at around 12% haste, 45%crit almost 52% mastery and 12.5% vers. Now, I want to craft neck and rings since that is the biggest upgrade, also 447 head so I cna have better stats than tier one gives. The sim demands from me to put almost everything on haste+mastery except neck ring or head which goes to crit+mastery. Does that seem right? How much haste should I - in theory - aim for?
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/9inygL54FB3GiZCqvk2u7s
There isnât really a stat aim, just do what the robot tells you, from my own experience this is my stat break down and Iâm simming around 132k
But like I said follow the robot
Yes, follow the robots
Hmmm my robot doesnt seem to value crit as much as other people. I follow everything the Robot tells me. Am i doing the sim wrong? Do yall just use the default settings for Raidbots?
My pic is with phial and runes so you might not have those on
I am as well its just interesting that other stat combos are better than Crit Mastery and im not sure why.
When i see mostly everybody's crit is in the low to mid 40s and mine is the low 30s but bot tells me to favor others. Like vers/master crafted gear is 0.6 to where crit/master is 0.3% better
Each character is unique
Item level, trinkets, sockets, crafted gear
If it sims higher it sims higher
yo
This is exactly why we don't follow stat weights
could also be that people do the move where they ask "yo is crit/mastery bis stat? ye? aight gonna craft everything crit/mastery" (couldnt be me)
Hehe me too
as asssa how much haste should i have? i run out of energy around 2 full rota in
Welcome to the club
Take some time and read the last 10 messages before yours.
thanks

did you put on poisons?
maybe unlucky procs
or none at all
No sophic procs all raid night be like
i made weakauras for taht
well not even sophic, just energy procs from vw
True
vw?
Venemous wounds
venomous wounds
aaaa
energy proc
^ me too
forgot how you type it, so i used the shorten xD
Same with call
yo whispyr, thought i found you in front of the raid
I had 25% sophic uptime on a 1.5% sark wipe doing 132k
And then on kill it was 8%
And I did 124 or some shit
Wanted to through my monitor out the window
not bad lol
thats my benefit of having no idea about how warcraft logs work besides seeing funny number change colors
i never look at my buff uptimes
Yeah except one of them wouldâve been a 98 and the other ended up being a 72
Youâre a 98 in my heart, king
rn im experiencing a 0-100 situation. is the weap ench matters this much?
in which way, you mean the energy part?

whatev the main benefit is for that specific enchant
considering what whispyr said 10 messages ago, ye it can matter a lot
Who 100
hmmm
It should average out but a bad pull where all the rng doesnât line up, no beacon crit, bad sophic proc, bad kill time
For legal reasons, my wife
It tanks pretty hard
thats super seethe then
Is she holding a gun to you while you type that?
Iâm blinking twice rn
damn aight i yet to get into this game yet at 402
402? wait where exactly did you see your dmg change
You should be able to basically always parse like 70-75 if you have good gear and play well
the dmg didnt necessarily changed but the energy manaegement
i mean the enchant only gives mainstat, that has nothing to do with energy regen as far as i know
maybe around 390? i could be hallucinathing tho
I mean you should expect to occasionally get energy starved
yet to get into that too(doing content that can yield parses that matter)
main reason when i see myself being energy starved is when progging a boss and my poisons drop and i forget about it đ
mhm. thats fair since its not a spam class
Yeh then donât pay attention to anything I say 
Iâm malding over mythic endboss parses on farm kills
kek
can relate
guys i havent done the megadungeon at all yet, how are the bosses difficulty wise? can i just yolo it since im a gigamind 
Whispyr have you tried strategically throwing pulls when you donât proc 
Yes
Can confirm
chad
Iâm his tank
I literally canât if I tried
Idk yoink a bomb in p3 and just donât go downstairs or somethin
The most I threw a pull was first day back on giga jet lag and Omni hits me with the âcan you grab a bombâ and Iâm like yeah sure when do you need it
Linux certainly tried
And he goes GO DOWN NOW
Or just âaccidentallyâ take a tank frontal
And I had to fucking drop a puddle on the wrong side of the raid
And then an augvoker ran into it
But we wiped for different reasons on that pull so
We wiped at 3% the other night when I was gonna have the 6th overall parse (on heroic) killed it next pull and I ended up with a 70 
That was my rashok
Was cookin for r1 on all of our single digit pulls during prog
Then got leaps on my first 2 death marks and 0/3 beacon crits
I was in the 95âs for all of sark prog and then on kill I died and parsed a fat 28
And then went on vacation for 4 weeks and now Iâm behind on the mythic track gear and mega dungeon dagger and rusty and aaaaaa
Dungeon dagger doesnât exist
^
We might start running 4 rogues every Tuesday and just have our tank solo the 2nd boss
It really doesnt exist
Been trying to think and science a bit for Sin in M+ (feeling wacko and sin instead of sub this week), but I usually run dry on energy during bosses and ST parts. Outside intentionally pooling the last 2 charges of tea, anything to be done? Been trying to see if some talents can be moved to stuff like Venom Rush, but robot hates my ideas đŚ
I mean you're simming for mythic plus, which has a lot of aoe, and trying to go away from aoe
the robot will hate that usually
I think the move is like varying degrees
sepsis is probably a good first start
trying to go venom rush is kind of an idea
but I think arterial probably ends up being a better cleave/single target situation
hmmmm interesting
And yeah, now I realize that dslice sims dont really have weights to compare tyr vs fort (not that I know of)
you caaaan just go the full ST build with bonespike and call it a day if your group has good aoe
(dont take my word, whispyr gonna hate me for this)
Are you suggesting like AP as opposed to IC? (I assume so cuz DTB is just... yeah)
Also sepsis vs SS is reaaaaally tricky for me to think which is gonna do better in which situation, since they both interact with each other?
FeelyCraft though x)
correct
they don't inherently interact with each other, sepsis is just more single target
the damage bonus from shrouded is completely passive and doesn't require stealth
and sepsis doesn't give you the extra cp anyway
so on bosses, the uptime from sepsis + the damage is worth more than the extra flat damage
I meant like, Sepsis still gives the stealth bonus, which are % on garrote. But is it an "increased" vs "more" angle? Does the 50% from Improved Garrote not work on Shrouded's 20%?
plus you'll have sepsis for IC
using poe terms, all damage increases in wow are "more"
Sepsis + IC is very tempting cuz thats great QOL. It still procs Iron Wire as well
That does help with feelcraft the talents
the only thing that's additive is like the same talents right
1/3 zold doesn't self-multiply with a second point
Like multi points (f 3 pts talents..)
So a stealth garrote that would do base 100 dmg deals 130% from Bloody Mess, than (1.30x1.50) from Improved Garrote and then (previous result x 1.20) from Shrouded
So they kinda do interact, but if everything is "more"... then everything is also basically an "increased"
Since theres no one buff that has more interactions than another
Cuz the weird talent tree swaps idea I had were like
Remove LD, Thrown Precision
Get Doomblade, Lightweight and Venom Rush
But I have a feeling LD might do more dmg than I realize :/
ye
never drop ld
LD is easilly like 2-3x as strong as any other comparable point
Is Improved Poison also one of those super good talents that may not look like it?
it's pretty okay
hmmm
Also it cant be just me but AP, numbers wise, seems bad? Even with the +400%, it doesnt look like a lot of dmg? I guess its the 20% increased bleed/nature on high uptime that makes it better
yeh and it cleaves
if it were good we would be using it
but like
you're not looking for good
you're looking for not bad

yeh that looks okay
Honestly cant wait for 10.2
I really enjoy tinkering around talent trees and builds
hopefully we get some cool variants and options while still being competitive in those choices
I think the choices we currently have are pretty minimal, but that should change with the rework and allow for many more options and playstyles
You'll hopefully have a good time whenever it releases if that's your jam
Where's exact use of Beacon in opener and in rotation?
Bc rogue sucks on M sark and we are being put in time out for sucking
Stealth-Garrote-SnD-ER-Rupture-Beacon - rest of opener
Then off cd
ye
Ty â¤ď¸
Just dont macro bomb, otherwise you might skip on some beacon casts
Its macroed but it wont affect opener, for rotation I will easily adjust

that's timestamped to our kill pull this week
tyty
who clears on your breath 1?
healers and tanks
so your healers are all in melee for that?
yuh
I hope i miss him so much
they bait the first bombs
and then gate in
everyone's basically in melee
you can also compare to my raid frames
they show the debuff
anyone going from 2->1 is clearing
looks like the priests stay out actually

if it makes you feel any better, we went kazzara -> nelth -> sark
one shot kazzara and nelth
and then spent legit the entire reset of the night on sark
Wish youâd one shot me
the way god intended brother
your face when exsang makes a comeback too
but we also haven't had that many pulls to sort out the gate and what not
surely it will be better when I get back in 2 weeks

how do ranged healers make it back to bait the second bombs after standing in first breath
its like immediately after
Exsang bis
yeh the priest healers stay out, it's just the monk and pal
word

i just want to kill this man once so i never have to do it again
o o f
Hey guys - had a quick question and would appreciate any advice! On a fight like echo, would crimson tempest be a decent pick to help with adds in P3? We are close to a kill and typically dont need extra dps on adds, but if we lose one of the guys who nukes them they overwhelm us
I havenât played around with that part of the tree that much this season and Iâm not sure if taking it would really impact my ST dps
im just a noob sin player but i would say definitely not
your job is blow up boss almost any other spec in the game is better for adds
tbh for assa you're better off just pumping envenoms into boss and fok to generate combo points
in the add phase
poison bomb will do non neglible aoe dps
we banned all AoE abilities on nelth
one fire mage was basically enough to cover all of our add troubles
and passive cleave
You lose way too much of your singletarget damage by going crimson
also this
if there ever is an AoE need
there are like 30 other specs that are better
than you
so just smack boss
Okay cool, thanks! Thatâs what I was figuring but just wanted to check
It still hurts sometimes seeing a bunch of adds and not having anything good to press! Hahaha
đ¤ Theres only 26 dps specs in the game đ¤
But youre probably right anyway 

Theres probably a couple of healer and tank specs that would be better of swapping to aoe talents before you anyway 

assassination plays 1 talent build for every fight in the raid
I don't even remember what the talent page looks like
mfw no council fight for arterial precision
AP 
i think the talent is kinda fun to play when it actually works tbh
its just it has literally only worked 1 fight the entire time its existed lmao

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I just realized, but, is the reson why you see assassination log slightly better than sub or outlaw in pure st due to pi?
Since sin rogue actually scales pretty well with haste
It doesnt really log higher on pure ST, but also sin doesnt scale particularly well with short term haste buffs like PI
Because theres essentially no burst, its all just slow and steady
According to bloodmallet theres 16 specs that benefit more from PI than assa 
Well yes, but compared to how outlaw and sub scale with pi, the difference is massive
Basically twice as good
3 times almost actually
Yea, but i was only comparing to other rogue specs

You mean 2 of the bottom 5 specs to PI
Yeah we gain a little more
But itâs not the PI diff
assa rogues would need to get PI for that difference to matter
That's what i meant, i noticed that some of the best pure st logs for rogue are assassination, and the only reason i can think of for that to be that case is, PI
Better than bad means we still dont get it
Check the logs if they get PI. If they do, theyre just paying their raid to parse
I dont see a world where a functional comp would PI sin
idk bout that, in terms of assa rogues in the top 100 for all rogues, magmorax has 6, rashok has 8, kazzara has 13
and out of all those those assassination logs
only 4 of them are getting PI
so out of 300 rogues, less than 10% of them are assa, and out of those 10%, less than 15% of them are getting PI
that's actually nothing
the last time I got PI was Jailer farm
most of the time yeah, usually got lower later in farm when nascent went on break
have some stinky parses rn actually
never forget the endwyr sub arc in sanctum
For shame -

I did forget
Enlighten me
I only knew endwyr existed in sanctum. Iâm a sheltered boy 
Even tho sheâs been a leaderboard menace forever
well it's only fair you call her a sub OTP like you do whispyr for that tier
forbidden knowledge
(sorry endwyr ily)

@gusty mirage have you heard of a guild called unprotected hex
Difference is whispyr is a sub OTP
I have not
wouldn't that be me now
good, keep it that way
True

gonna spam a lil but I wanna show off big numbers
can you tell I got PI in Sepulcher
you got externals in sepulcher?
Banned for the 76
donât bother, theyâre racists and also toxic on top of it
Playing rogue on anduin 
I played pokemon emerald during prog
I never killed anduin
there was a night where if you went to Nascent's progress page on warcraft logs
the "featured stream"
was me playing pokemon
didn't miss anything dw
you kidney shotted 2 adds
and got carried
fun boss

How is that different to what I did on sark
Pumper rogue
I do a stab
I opened stream yest and saw you on meters
so clearly not same
endwyr's a homie
Yeah always show me buddy
I was 12th all night
anduin doesn't drop a dagger
As god intended
I had a blast on sark last night
𧢠?

we cleared the other 5 in an hour and 20 minutes
đ
omg @desert inlet we're twinning
I also have killed sark multiple times to not get a dagger
twinsies
weve had like 5 daggers
yeah
âŹ
uncalled for
They have azor isnât that enough
I don't have timestrike dagger either
ayo

TWINS
same (I dont do the dungeon)
Yeah I canât bitch
I do it every week
don't talk shit about my new coworker @spice spire
I havenât been doing it
bring back dinars
Iâm 0/0 dungeons run in the last 4 weeks
Habibi pls
Wait WHAT
I'm not your love
I didnât realize you and her were
watch it bud or I'm telling val
you didn't realize what
I'm confused
@balmy condor do I just play SST again
I'm out of ideas man
Is that a sexual thing
?
You coming on to him?

what if the one letter made it "cooming"
yes
My narrative is crumbling
I didn't speak english until I was 4 lol
Jesus dude. Youâre nuts
yours aswell apparently
đ¤

Nah boomer autocorrect is my first language ur right
immigrant parents, what can ya do
I legitimately think outside of podcasts Iâve never typed a sentence in RH from my computer imma keep it a buck
yeah well I didnt speak english until I was like 10!
Still.
yeah but I grew up in America
I was born and raised here

english as a 2nd language for someone born here is odd
People that are ESL and are way better at English than first language people are wild
I mean here we got other balkan immigrant and some have lived here for 30 years and cant speak the language
its okay no one ever believes me when I say it
I know bits and pieces of two languages 5 years between them
but that's how I can speak 2 languages natively
Why would you lie lmfao
my brain's so smooth rn
My brainâs been smooth since birth
18 years of wow will do that to a person
Literally toaster IQ mf
because I have no accent when I speak english
Okay and?
when I visit the motherland no one believes I'm american either because I speak the language w/ zero accent


I'll introduce you to my parents one day
you tell me if speaking a language for 50 years helped them any
I try to brush up on my french now and I have the vocab of a toddler
my dad speaks 4 languages fluently, kinda wild tbh
and the accent of that one guy in monty python
I approve
I can communicate in Spanish to patients but I have to tell them my Spanish is very broken and I apologize for it
and my mother speaks 3 languages fluently
meanwhile my brother and I are peasants at 2
Usually their English is better than my Spanish
Yeah Iâm at like 1.1 shut ur cute mouth oxi
I just want to know what compelled my father to learn german
the porn
Got that espanyaâll ya feel
historically there were a lot of german settlers where I'm from in WI
so a lot of schools taught german
Midwestern

Iâm so sorry
I moved away tho
me big city liberal now
Alabama of the north
the alabama of canada*
Isnât that Quebec
no some people actually like alabama
well that's because Tommy Tubberville coached Auburn for like 75 years
I mean the Alabama football coach is probably more important to the state
than any politician
Roll Tide is a weird mating call
đŤĄ
at my school we had an alternating "eat shit" "fuck you" chant at football games
that was fun
I wanna clown but I grew up in bfe so Iâve seen some sus shit
Our hockey chant when we score is telling people they suck to the tune of âgold on the ceilingâ
Pro team 
UW Madison?
yeah

dropped out of the med school there 
that's great lol
Holy thatâs some lore
I grew up a Michigan State fan and I went to Michigan, fortunate time in my college career
Yeah I really really like hockey here. Preds are a neat organization
Fuck the preds
goilers
Why not
Mustard tigers
I picked teams I liked based on the ones I decided to play in the playstation games when I was a kid
Goated jerseys
Real
so I'm an Oiler, Red Sox, Eagles, Heat fan
Sorry canât hear you from back here in the mid 2000s
Weâre twinning on basketball.
Of all things the Lamar Odom era got me on the heat
me Dwyane Wade fan
Iâm a bruins fan
cried at his last home game
Largest raiders (football) fan though.
Of all sports 
All I know is pain for 2 decades
You hate winners eh?
endwyr a fan for sure, even spelt the name right
No I hate myself
I forget they're in Vegas now sometimes
They forget theyâre playing professional football sometimes, so I think youâre good
Yeah. Wanted to get tickets to the last Oakland game but it was a bit pricy so decided not to 
Lions fan speaking?

wanted
go to Oakland
You think Iâm a lions fan?

I think you hope they do well and get constant disappointment
I watched them destroy Barry Sanders career
And then Calvinâs
Fuck the ford family and the lions
I was about to say thereâs a more recent example
I cheer for wherever my Spartans go
Matt Stafford had to escape
I have no team
Whatâs the last spartan that was a superstar? Legit question Iâm sure thereâs one more recent than leveon
Trae Waynes, Bennie Fowler, darquez Dennard, will gholston
does the season start soon or why u talking about football all of a sudden
kirk
I meant more massive names
Yeah less than a month away
Thatâs true
2023 I still dont know the rules of this game
Cannot argue with it
but im getting there step by step every year watching superb owl
Itâs an awesome game
I played until high school. Just demanded too much
Bfowls won a fucking Super Bowl ring
I got to watch the good guys win the last ever rose bowl before the CFP started
Iâm content for life
I mean Michigan state churns talent in the NFL, not every school drops superstars year and year. But also higher rated schools provide less talent so 
My college team (mom went there) has won the last two years over the cousin bangers so Iâm content atm
If youâre ever bored watch the 09 rose bowl highlights. Former walk on stopped stanfords 4th and 1 run to win it
At least one team wins
this is peak sin channel content
Yeah
I always cheer for the underdog, thatâs how I became a spartan in Wolverine country
I look at MSU and they provide more meaningful stars (recently) than like Texas, UT, (maybe USC?)
is that why you talk in the sin channel
I also liked the patriots when they were absolute dogshit because I liked their jerseys lol
Drew Bledsoe 
Why do you think I like the raider s :^)
Donât hate on bledsoe dog
Ainât nothing wrong with a Jon Kitna
He was mid but the focus was never him
The only good thing that man did in his career was show up to a Lions Halloween party as the assistant coach who got arrested for a DUI for driving through a Wendyâs butt ass naked in his car
Rich Gannon was similar.
Not a hall of famer but solid and could make a pass or two that was really good
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That was the biggest W the lions org had that year
Nah 0-16 was a W
It takes a lot of skill at being terrible to lose every single game
They went 0-20 if you count the preseason too

No itâs worse
True they made history
They were so good at being bad that theyâre forever immortalized
You arent the top pick if someone else went 0-16
I remember a safety said heâd walk back to Detroit from green bay if they lost to the packers and went 0-16, yâall think he actually walked?
She moved on to better places (literally anywhere else) @ember mural
Iâd rather live in Wisconsin than Nebraska or Indiana
Or Ohio
we had some nice stuff!
They have cheese up there bro
How can you hate Wisconsin
Iâd rather live in 45 different states than tn dog
Their cheese is actually next level
Iâm literally a hater
does Indiana have a bad rep
<3
Their governor tried mandating electroshock therapy for gay kids, and then he became vice president
Cool country we live in
wait is that mike pence
Oh also itâs like 99.9% soybeans and corn
or some otehr guy
Yes lmao
Yes
I see
It is indeed X-men villain Michael pence
Bro tell me he doesnât look like an X-men villain

I can still get good cheese here tho
Tillamook good

whats his super power?
homophobia
Electroshock therapy

how would that manifest within the universe tho?
and which xmen would you think is best to defeat him?
By being homophobic?
ye but... many people are, what would his power be to elevate him to a super villain
By electro shocking kids?

I know youâre old but catch up old man
Whoever the ice x man is innit
I mean the lore is already written tbh
i think his name is literally iceman
and hed just freeze him?
what do you reckon the name of the fire guy is?








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