#assassination
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wish that was me getting annihilated by bro
the totems aren't the only things quaking
kinda hate him having to choose after every ability

Is there going to be another log partition today because of Aug changes 

Yeah, that can get annoying, especially if you want to change the element after it’s locked in
Ripbozo
Out skilled
these fuckin lizards out here
slurpin up our dps
and they're callin them a support
Shouldn’t surv be neutral
fkin parasites
Yea
turns out support specs actually steal dps instead of giving some

Shmeeps
I just woke up and had a 3iq move
I tried to check on my kaz log
And went to “damage taken”

Trying to see how much the evoker took from me 

get some coffee man
Soon
no
cuz i got rank 2 magmo on that same fkin run 
with the aug alledgedly yoinking 34k from me
shit makes no goddamn sense
how do you get the dmg taken from aug in logs?
I had 22k yoinked during amalgamation
cursor over your dps number
Ended at 145k 
Don’t get out skilled

the last 2 weeks i depleted 2 times a 26 ulda straight to a 21 uld i dont want to see that dungeon anymore
Spec sin 
i feel targeted
but u ain't wrong details
u ain't wrong
so 2 tries ago dk pulls everything before dwarves and dies
next one we die to bromach
this one we do both

i just realized
i've played long enough for my portals to come off CD
without timing a key

ain't no way this rsham is 3150
and lusting on trash in FH
in a 25

bruh these last minute keys are a trip
Me omw to only complete 16s for last minute keys 
Secretly testing rogue support spec
You need help
okay we made it to snake boss that time
by my calculations
i need to run like 6 more +24 uldamans before we time it
i don't think i have time
i have full faith in shmeepy the yellow preist
there is a easy way to do that boss
just RNG dodge the shockwave all the time
then bear just didn't feel like pickin up orbs once we got to like 30%
so boss enraged and one shot the whole group with a stomp
cuz of the DR thing

and the enraged thing
what key level again?
it's just a 24 
i didn't invite shit
all of the unknown trash
are uld
and one freehold

i just want this fkin 22 tyran off my card
Last time I was in uld I somehow dodged all but one of the knockbacks on snek boss, healer still let people die tho
that place is cursed
and i hate it
nl kind of a vibe just oculdn't find any good keys
shoulda had a 25 for that one too this week 
Mine was just a mere 18 xD
I did a 8 fh on my dk alt and tank left after 2nd boss 😄 . worst exp ever 😄
16s for vault are nice
16s and 17s for vault and crest farm you get good players on alts just blasting for crests
18/19s are almost exclusively people that haven't/can't time a 20
jap!

Finally a bomb dispenser in vault
i think bomb dispenser was 1 of the moments where i was lucky with gear cus i got it in week 2
not even real 3% dr
My rogue got bomb dispenser week 1 and I knew she was doomed since.
She's been in like 10 heroic runs and hasn't got any loot from any of them.
mate
just because rogue is kinda bad
doesnt mean hunters cant complain
idk why people always say "X cant complain look at Y!!!!"
do i seee dooming in my keybindings discussion channel?
im always dooming
any socket enjoyers
Dog you play disc and sin this was assumed
open what? this is my rogues vault
me, opening vault tomorrow and beeing dissapointed that i didnt get sark cloak (i didnt do enough raidbosses to unlock a single vault slot)
Do you have rashoks?
My priest has 3 heroic rashok's
kill lizard and look cape 
God bless
Like got it week 1, then it dropped from both the weekly boxes
I’m half tempted to send the mute as a fight or flight response
cba doing heroic anymore
we just start re-clearing mythic tomorrow, and then i hope for the rng drop in vault
My priest also keeps getting leech stuff in vault, so she can't get sockets for lariat
It's insane
Finally boys and girls. Going from two trinkets that aren't even top 6 recommended to this (which IIRC is v good)
I mean
thats fair
Oh
hO
Asking quake a real question
And then looking at his professor George picture is too good
“Yes this is George speaking”

we need more George content in general tbh
Leech does not munch
purple name run 
time to post wowhead m+ discussions to scare whisp away
Yeah we tested em all, leech is gucci
Is there a list of what does and doesn’t
My guilds boomy was wondering about vigil
Assume that everything does, except for leech
Gotcha
Nerf dh
Healthstones
@balmy condor how can you tell what procc’d it in logs 
Actual question because some of these make 0 sense on timing to me
slice and dice as well
Yea I know that one because of the 0 value
then what are you worried about
If you have it talented or not
Guildies were talking about other specs and didn’t know if they were eating procs
Look at the event of the boots healing and then cross reference with whatever else healed in that moment
@gusty mirage not reading smh
Then I’ve many 
Like what
Yep
These don’t unless thorns is a delay?
you think I read anything scana says?
based
I have a rat brain I don’t blame him
I’d assume it would be instant, but a delay would make sense in either situation.
The first one the slice proc was a tick late, networking shit or whatever
The second one idk

Oh true

From me to myself?
Oxi moment of brilliance
if you were moving
it could add travel time
rain is wet
wow is dogshit
universal truths
ya know
half the shit in this game seems like it's coded by some freelancer on fiverr tbh
Oxi I’m going to find you on Grindr and make you program
Keep d4 discussions to the Diablo thread please

ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE
tbh they just need to overhaul the engine and make a wow2 at this point
this engine is older than 99.9% of outlaw
Oxi has had his hands up for months
it may be old, but atleast i dont have to wait 10 seconds to be able to move when leaving/entering a city
is this supposed to be a win in modern wow?
I'm confused
dunno, that shit triggered me every time in diablo
This is one of those “it just does what it does don’t worry about it there’s nothing you can do anyway” moments. Sometimes you just don’t need to know every little thing ya know, it’s okay to just accept that things happen sometimes
Everything that doesn't crash the pc is a win imo
valdrakken crashed my pc if I have more than 4 google tabs open tho 
Someone check him pc this is not normally

i have joined the dark side, played sub in a key, but there were 2 fire mages and beat them both, so i feel fine with myself
Dawg that’s not a valdrakken issue
Yea it has giga memory usage compared to legit everything else
only happened after 10.1.5, thought my pc was dying
But I can play every other game on ultra so I guess not

sounds like someone has a lot of weakauras
Nah
Or a memory leak
My UI got reset after i uninstalled in 10.1 and didn't save anything before
I do have a shit cpu
that do be the issue my duder
but ONLY valdrakken even makes me lag
well yeah
I searched it up and apparently others with much better PC's are having trouble with memory specifically in valdrakken
But it's playable
where's scana
I need entertainment as I wait for gothik the harvester's 8 hours of rp
full raid no issue, flying into valdrakken too fast issue
It’s preloading everyone’s gbank in valdrakken don’t worry lil bro they planned it
Apparently there are sound queues in valdrakken that use more memory than the whole zone loading in
or so google told me

entertain me bitch
What entertainment do I provide you oxi
pick whatever's easier
there's plenty in here don't you worry
when do i use puzzle box
yes
ok thx dad
a larger version of the emote
cats are so cute until they wake up and randomly believe they're better than u
you act like they aren't better than us
yea mb
I don't see cats destroying the planet
True
Pets in general are better than human
I'd trade you all for already chewed bubble gum
What flavor though
doesn't matter

Uhhhh
That’s technically false - they’re the most invasive species in North America.
Destroy nah, but they definitely have made a few things endangered
so how is it technically false
what fucking technicality is making certain things endangered remotely equatable to the actual destruction of our environment
Oxi I’m about to make those cheeks endangered on god frfr
Autocorrect on mobile
My hatred grows for it every day
destrying ecosystems by killing off other species doesn't count as actual destruction?
do cats kill off entire species that will lead to environmental disaster?
they could if we let them
could they
what species would they hunt to extinction that's the same as pumping the atmosphere with carbon dioxide
Fuck them mammals
that you so elegantly highlighted
but seemingly skipped over
"top human-caused threat to wildlife"
weird
I mean sure we domesticated cats but theyre still doing the killing lol
it's as if this is the result of domestication
which cats are for sure known to do in the wild
right?
Classic Assassination talk
No, it’s because they’re going where they should not be, it’s just a symptom of being domesticated. People move, bring pets with
Also I didn't highlight that google did
I need something to do while I wait for the rp in naxx brother

With all this cat talk
I'm waiting on sha
You could think this is feral channel
Idk I’d rather off topic than insane asylum conversations about shit that doesn’t make any sense
OwO
Meownar 👉 🚪
Also I had to do like 3 takes to understand this sentence. The allnighter I pulled got me fucked up
I felt like shit the entire day and now that it's 9pm, I feel revitalized.
Allnighters are a lie
Ok pal
You cant spell my name without meowing. Check mate, loser.
Jokes on you buddy without some 35 year old man meowing in my ears 2 hours a week for 4 months I’ve healed past the meowing
XoXo
Pull the cord like you’re starting a lawnmower
Send Oxi into another dimension when he finally goes
Look at this doofus too. Cant spell lawnmower without meow.

he's lived in miami too long
he can't spell at all
Meowami
wtf I accidentally clicked in the sub channel
Lawnmower? I hardly know er

This is impressive
You somehow said you’re 60 years old without directly saying it
Yeah by banging ur dad
And?

You’re? I barely know er

im a bonescythe fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5XHLqxcp8E @shrewd night me and meownar
Now two of them in 4K
Original video by chungie44:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7nRorYvy-Q
Made with upscaling separate images
I wrote this guide
Me when oxi
Yeah I just realized that I need to fix my demonic sleeping schedule and thought that pulling an allnighter is the play
Def not
yea I ran into that issue like 18 times this year

the best is when you just end up ruining your sleep even worse
Yeah I woke up at 6pm the other day
any 10.2 rogue rework news? 
So uhm
Check back when 10.2 hits ptr
In like 3 months
There’s a patch in between us and 10.2
So no
how long is ptr usually out before the actual patch hits?
2ish months
longass time damn

I do like the alt friendly nature
Or sparks
full mythic clear
Yes i play so many alts
jokes on u I just came back to the game
and you get them to 440 so fast
so I'm only 435
Would you rather ptr lasted for a week and they couldn't test stuff out at all or balance stuff and just send the patch the following week?
thats not what i was saying
Im just saying it feels long
because this Patch went really fast
I dont mind long testing
@slim hamlet
8.3 was like what
oh
a year and a half?
Even with gearing 6 month patch cycles go crazy considering what we came from in sl
I think 2 months sounds good
but much longer than most games with ptb
You rmember SoO and HFC 
Those were the longest patches
But the thing is that they don't roll out everything at once
They open up the ptr 2 months ish in advance and slowly roll out things every week
The issue with sl was it was slog into slog into slog into slog
except vendors for trinkets from the mega dungeon

Rather than one holy wtf patch

Call me sl and you the issue cause I want you to slog me
brother?
Dog?


I hate it here
Whispyr always
yes
here earth
yes
All

if you had to pick 2 toes or 2 fingers to cut off (one on each hand/foot) what would you pick?
you get to pick which gets cut off
Does he get to keep them?
I will not try to argue with an lawyer
Make it worse
Could always just bring kittenz here
would you rather chop up val and eat her or chop up your mother and eat her?
and you HAVE to pick one
WTF
This is morbid, but mother. She has incurable cancer anyway
he asked
I'm a problem solver
he asked for a problem to be solved
and I solved it
I gave him a worse either or
that'll be $200
It’s less of a decision
Damn Lawyers, billing you fucked up questions
bang your mom or murder val
It’s more morbid, sure
No papi
question
the real question here is how did the state bar of michigan allow me to become a lawyer
what the fuck is wrong with them
you did not just compare me to a genocidal meglomaniac
Oxi do you want uppies
what the fuck did you just say to me
Can't wait till I have grandkids so they can call me grandpoggers

man
they will not know what poggers even means
and call you glurbs or some new slang instead, idk
do you guys think reading wowhead comments when bored is a symptom of a bigger mental issue I should consult a therapist about or its normal
Seek therapy immediately
!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz
And I’m gonna love every second of it
you read wowhead comments when you wanna see the wow version of "youtube comments under a political video"
Assuming my kids will ever consider having kids
Assuming my kids will ever exist (which I don’t think will happen in the foreseeable future)
oh no! exactly what i was afraid of!
I heard Oxi is looking for a daddy
Hope he finds a worthy one 
What is you issue?
My loot chest come shit Again, I just have a option to set a new gem or craft a new gear, I dont know what gonna be better
and which piece.
😉
I meanSocket is like 500 Dps
top gear sim 1 new socket added and then droptemizer sim crafted piece. see which is a bigger number
You lack 2 sockets
I mean for crafted gear
Your only options are Ring, bracers and neck
Is there a way to sim essence with each buff and not just no or all ally buffs? I onyl ask because it sims lower with no buffs is a loss but all ally buffs is like 1k+, and my raid has all but 1 buff
so I imagine that's still an increase right?
There is an option on raidbots
You can probably do a very elongated version of this:
Where you multiply each by however many and differentiate the buffs your Alliies have
so im looking at this bis gear list on wowhead
is tier chest actually better than warlords volcanic vest at max ilvl when youre running the other 4 tier pieces already?
it seems strictly worse
Personally, I'm using volcanic 447 because I rolled avoidance on it and my 447 tier helm came with a socket 
but at that point, you're probably talking like 0.2% dps at most
just sim it
i am im not a sheep who follows the list thats why i thought to ask lol
If I could delete that entire fucking page
I would do it in a heartbeat
Deadass just a lose lose no matter what I do
The worst part is, those wowhead bis lists are just the bis that comes from that content
So it’s actually triple useless
M+ bis list just m+ gear
Holy batchest
It’s just clickbait for idiots
That’s legit all it is
actually im just wrong anyway lol
i finished my sim and warlords is a dps loss xd
i got baited by it having the best stat prio i guess
Some of the specs are pretty good, showing bis gear from a mix of raid and M+
but yeah best to just sim yourself and having a bis list confuses too many people
They’re not supposed to

The instructions for that page are to specifically not do that
Yeah stat prio is just a suggestion, stats constantly ebb and flow. If you have more of stat X, the other three will be better relative to it. That’s the problem with bis lists. Until you legit have all the pieces available, there is no guarantee that any one item off the list is actually the best for your character
jesus, what is this? The terms and conditions of a Raid shadow legends ad???
If you pulled a 447 vers crit ring out of your vault instead of a crit mast ring, well now you just buffed all the external effects with that vers, trinkets, embellishments, stat trinkets lose relative value, so now you run double on use instead of say dice. But now you’re missing the stat from dice so now it changes your bracers or you have to re-gem
And all that for like 0.2% dps
Just a colossal waste of time
? It’s a job lmao
Do you not have instructions at your job?
I was more joking how the contract for Raid is hilariously pedantic
You would just think that a bis gear list would contain gear from all sources right?
if you NEEDED to make one
But you don’t
yeah but we're tasked with making an m+ tier list and a raid tier list
but the issue is
it's not the best for the content
it's the best FROM the content
Whisypr 💃
then can you name it BIS FROM M+ ty

You’re BiS in all content
ok this has to be some jacked up record. How have I still not seen a damn Bomb. It literally wont drop in raid for my guild lol. Wont proc in vault or the random weekly caches either for me. Sadge lol
Its the principle at this point
I finally got mine today. We saw our first 2 last week in normal on our Meta achieve run. Wasn’t on my rogue tho
I cannot
How big of a % dif is tauren over other horde races?
depends on the horde race I guess
compared to orc it's like 0.2%
compared to vulp/undead/troll it's probably closer to 0.7%
@gilded oasis 6/8 acquired
missing gloves and belt
and I aint paying that kinda gold for em
After rupture on cd
Ty
buy the rest 
give me the gold
did u buy lamented or had alot of it before
I was like lv 34
well maybe you bought it on bmah over the years or smth
Is that the naxx stuff?
yes
So cool never seen it before
nah I bought 4 of them
rng'd 1
out of the 5
and they give you bracers
seems to be plummeting in price fast here atleast
yeah people aren't buying them for 1mil lmao
and I didnt even check crossrealm
cause you need 2.8mil for the phylactery weave
oh right trading is disabled surely theyll fix it one day
its coming with the crimson vial pickpocket buffs
Wait is the AH not cross realm by now?
not for those items
only for shit like trade goods
idk
yeah everything should be tradable .. if it was actually working
Who's ready for rework 
Gonna be sick
sorry I'm broke
its ok they're cheap
sorry i'll give you the braincell back, Ive had it most the day
Dog I got half of one at most
Does anyone find Ap/Carn build to be viable in keys? I ran it and it seemed competitive.
how was the single target damage
You don’t need single target when you pad your overall on trash
but like 10% more aoe for -10% single target
is a payoff
actually probably more single target
i'm pulling numbers out of my ass but it's probably at least -15%
probably makes you "competitive" to some rando pug shitter in a 20 for your vault
but assassination is simply not competitive to anything higher than that, rogue spec or not
I got sick of wiping to bosses with pugs on tyrann weeks. Raid talents got me to around the 23 key level before the timer started to become an issue. Honestly would recommend for carrying your weekly 20s.
Just get fire mage and aug then u can afk and still time it
I say let them carry the aoe I'll delete the boss lol
Whis you here
Do I have to be
Np
its from blizz side
Basically just “we fixed a bunch of combat hooks to be better smile”
oh so no details one what was fixed besides pets
so they're just bigger dps vampires now

They listed everything under the sun
me look ty
And they’re actually less vampire towards outlaw at least than before
But more vampire to everything else
Because like
That’s their damage
Technically
but like... we had a surv hunter consistently high purple parsing on prog
then the day we kill mag with an aug he gets like 18k dps munched and deep green parses
So phys classes like warriors, outlaw, etc
Less munch
Pet classes like warlock, accumulated and delayed damage like mage, more munch
Well yeah we already knew that
why no changes for rouges PoroSad
Cause it’s not 10.2
What possible changes we waiting for 10.2 ?
@keen spruce fuck experiments
fight is wack
im mad cuz chromatic sims higher than beacon for me but it dont do higher than beacon even without juicer crits 
Does your raid have all the buffs
on 2 target?
no lol
I did sec tec a set of orbs though lol
based
imma sectech my balls on your face
my secret technique is farting on scana's pillow
damn
hot
no wonder why he always has pink eye
do people actually ever run obsidian though? like actually
Yes
My guild has someone run obsidian
To fill the slot
For everyone else
It’s like -300 for them, and +450 for 6 other people to have all the buffs
there's also a reason your guild is up there and mine is stuck on rashok 
but yeah that's solid
they should make poison bomb proc as much as bursting venoms in d4
hey look
its legion

cease
Especially in M+
hello guys, i am new here wanted to ask is it good to use Ominous Chromatic Essence on assi, got it from vault not sure is good or not for m+
mostly doing around +20
It only becomes good when you have a couple of the buffs in your group
So it kinda depends honestly
There’s better stuff out there though
Would try to get mirrors from the mega dungeon and then dice from freehold
Assi is probably the most cursed abbreviation
ass
(coomer version)




but it was only a 2m fight
thats the sub version
Proc infinite sophic
Have a good kill time
Understand sepsis
Have a normal sim (optional)
i stop at #1, always failing at that
Everyone except shmeeps
Hi, when is the rework ? 😦
😢
Don't quite get the reason to reresh the spec together with a new raid. If the rework is not sucessful we are screwed in the new tier. If they do it before no one cares anymore as the current tier is allready irrelevant for majority
Guess it is a resource related issue
should i trust the sim or just put in the recomended offhand enchant
sophic devotion in guide or wafting devotion 3 sim seems to want me get more haste
i do have only 13% but idk
By what margin?
Agree with that, I think doing a rework for a new season is a bad idea, because first there is the WFC and depending on how the rework is, we will be even more underrepresented or vice versa which is likely to cause nerves and therefore risky for the WFC. 10.1.7 will be a really good patch for the rework because we are in between and therefore no risk for balancing.
its was like 30
ayo
ok

thats margin of error
Nelth trinket or dice for m+? what do you guys think?
well it did it twice in a row but idk can happen
If you ever play sub just use double sophic
So you don’t waste 5k each time you want to swap
yeah did
you can normally gem/enchant
That’s huge dps
to make sophic better
MASSIVE
PS: Your D is massive 

Replace bolstering with keys
Isnt it like 5-6AM?
3
where you live
me west coast
ohh

Well
I get a lotta content doing aussie hour keys
no no
Portland
Oregon
well technically washington now
but like 5m north of Oregon
send me snacks
Rapidly googling ducks that live in Washington but close to Oregon
Duck182 emote
They could be


what have i missed
Gn shmeeps
I mean as fox
You are a carnivore
And you can eat shmeeps alive
Maybe when you eat him, you get the power of 60% sophic uptime
You clearly look like one in your PfP
and thats all the information i have tbh
Like @blazing jewel was a girl till he changed his PfP
im using it because its cute
:o
you must be a dog then
i wonder if rogue is gonna get touched at all for .7
10.1.7 is not 10.2
They said 10.2 for the talent changes
Therefore no
Think a lot were hoping for bandaid until then
But I guess they're full focusing 10.2 which I can't complain about
My bandaid is not playing
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