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Shmeeps might actually do that

What a thing to wake up to
sir i'm a -3% gamer
idk how far behind kb is
but i think it's more than that 
I also like correct build this season
and trinkets
well not like
but like enough to use
Tbh I don't like KB. Too stressful. Easy to fuck up.
I'm worried it'll be best choice after rework
(Also we have enough buttons)
zerocool actually played IC on sarkareth lel
alright
alright

I'd forgive him if it was just to pad and get rank 1, but he wasn't even close to rank 1, he lost even to me that's how bad he did
Adds don't even live long enough for the bleeds, how tf is IC even helping
Stuff like rank and brackets lost all meaning to me with the introduction of augmentation
!whispyr
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whispyr's sheet broken af.
you'll definitely do more overall damage in P2 with IC, it's just not useful damage
is 15k gold a lot for expulsion boots at 424?
i can put bleeds on the little adds that die in 4seconds

a lot of the new trinkets and stuff weren't working properly until a day or two ago, should be getting updated soon
For 424 yeah prob. Pretty sure you don't need insight to hit 424 If you send r3 mats. So then you're just paying their "I'm going to BH " fee which I usually just charge like 5k for. Did they know you want 424 or think you want 447? I usually charge 15k for 447s for the trip and the use of insight
any crafter charging more than 5k is rippin you off imo
but the brackenhide crafts normally come with an extra premium for the pain the in ass tax
Yeah normal crafts I just ask 5-8k depending on my mood and how many insight I have left and how nice they are
Now people trying to charge 30k or even 10k for titanic ring are rippin off
I asked a dude for 7k to use insight for a 447 and he told me to fuck off lmao
Yeah that’s what I do now
9 out of 10people do bettwen 5 and 10k then
For safe craft its always 10-15k for me and i would say 8/10 are fine with this
For brackenhide crafts ill take little more
The guy told me he could get guaranteed 447 for free and I’m like okay sure dude I’m max engi and you can’t guarantee without insight but go off.
yeha, im not a LW so i dont suffer the BH crafting hell
Same
shity vanilla mechanic
I have almost all prof
Except engi
And Most of the time its 10k
For safe craft
Even for jewelcrafting stuff
Even 12k
But some people dont respect the time you put in professions
My server is small I’m not even sure there’s that many max engi running around but I didn’t think 7k even asking a lot. Lucky for me my guild has a lot of people who do professions so we just make stuff for each other and don’t worry too much about tipping
I find everything under 15k is cheap
people on my server bitch at anything over 5k
I broke a million gold a few weeks ago so now I don’t even care. I’ll use insight as long as you tip at all
i give mostly a bit more just because i play on a nearly horde only server as a ally and need to switch around chars and somethimes even add the guy on my friend list
I mean it also depends on how much mettle you have left
still dont know why trade chat is fraction only
My evoker has mettle For six insights left
While my other characters have 1500-3000 mettle
I’m trying to stay over 1000 mettle so 10.2 I can make a bunch of money again
If someone says pay what you want i normally send like 5k
but if they say it's 5k for 40% and 8k for proc i tell them to go fuck themselves 
I alway Tell. Them 5k for the 40/45%
And 10/15k safe
But the 5k are only once
You dont have to tip every try
so i would tell u to go fuck yourself 
Same, the problem is there's always some random dude that will craft for like 5k
But you wouldnt pay 8k for 100%?
no i don't get crafts from anyone that has set prices
Yeh. People don’t even care. I rushed the barter brick toy for engi and sold one for 80k, listed a second. Someone public work orders one with zero mats for 4K. And someone else made it. Without even listing their own on the ah.
but i'll happily tip the same amount to friendly people that work for tips
Depends how much gold you have lying around I suppose. I will say people can be generous. Also KB was great on a few fights. Rough on others.
Yeah ok fair
It's not like an ethical thing or anything
If people dont ask for the price, i wont say anything and Look what the tip is
but i feel like a lot of prices were just set by the crafting mafia in s1
Professions do take time. In game and weeks
cant change my pfp
cus idk what to take
I assumed you were a girl

Wait
Can't beat my kitty.
SCANA ISNT A GIRL
why would a grown man have an anime girl as their pfp 
I should change mine so shmeeps doesn’t sexualize my knees again
based
those are boobas
everyone look at tony's pfp without zoomin in
don't those look like boobas

Yeah
shmeeps down tremendous
I thought its an anime picture with under boobs
^
Down horrendous for sure
shmeeps get in disc
weve been in here for a few hours lol
HOT MEN ONLY
fuu one of the few green/orange/puples that hasn't called me a hooker
@vestal wren can you fix this ^
hes typing youre done
lol
!fuu
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@keen spruce kill the lizard
we one shot it on saturday
oh hell yea
we're like 75 pulls into nelth already
oh

wrong lizard
bruther we're havin people struggle with counting to 5 still
i don't want to think about p3 nelth let along sark
p3 nelth is not where you spend long
me melee me go 5

okay but we also have
"me melee me didn't realize i had bomb on me at all"
and "me 3rd from the bottom so me almost always 4 so me go 4 no matter what"
and "me 2nd on the list so me 1"
and "me in the middle of the list so me just go whereever the wind takes me and hope it's right"
and "there was only 3 people on the list so me went 4"
and we have a surv hunter kill shotting our GM when he gets MCd in execute range
and a enh shaman rippin frost shocks and lava shocks into that hunter's pet
RIP jon
was it deserved
yo we hate pet classes here
but the new version of water ele that frost gets
is pretty cool
Sometimes.
I think the macro Version for the heart is the easier one
When i hear stuff like that
Max was talkin about that today
that it's probably just easier to use the macro if you're just getting to the boss
making that mechanic a private aura was a mistake
it was pretty clear that it was designed to have many more walls broken
did you see how that fight played on ptr
nah
oh yeah i remember somethin about that
but like if you think about it in p1
if 2 purples break opposite walls
there was a lotta room for even pre-nerf bombs
but then you're floating abillion stacks and everyone dies to rot
the idea was probably to have two bombs back to back with a wall between them
essentially stacking them
depends what you mean by "rogue bugs"
that's a pretty vague thing
the exh deathmark one
no

thank god they didnt
cant they just remove echo and exsang and like
sepsis
and just buff the rest of the abilities
hey hey, i stockholmed myself into thinking that echo and sepsis are allright
sepsis is interesting and echoing at least gives something unique to think about/track
I think getting rid of those is like
so far down the totem pole of things to bitch about
I wish they did more with combo points tbh
without echo it's literally just
SLAM ON 5
it just replaces a couple mutilate casts during normal gameplay
You mean it will be removed ? 
is 6 COMBO POINTS
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT SUB AND OUTLAW WITH 7
I kinda wish ER leaned more into the combo point empowerment
10 combo points final offer
that was a legion talent btw
💀
i was playing until pandaria
and came back in shadowlands
i quit because i hated pandas
so much
xd
kekw i coudlnt bear how ugly they were to me
its called redemption arc

I guess they look like strongmen next to vulpera an stuff 
goldshire ascended into a new stage
goldshire requires new cleaning staff
my character looks like a cute little stabber, i wont let anyone slander him
vol'jin would like a word
And 2.: I under stand an one, who says wow feels more like Disney then Warcraft nowadays
that's a bit harsh, but not a fan of furries either
Voljin is here to stay, my Favoriten loa god
fur the howorde

scana your biscuits are looking extra butter-able today
would you let me butter your biscuit
He is flirting with your girl Persona @blazing jewel

call me hinata what's good
voljin was the biggest character waste i witnessed in a long time
play him up during MoP
do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL during WoD, doesnt even appear
gets killed in the legion opening
bruh
BRUH
I ain't reading all that
I think even I have more brain cells than that character
no, hinata was the blind one
RH anime night when
for what
for good rng
are you spending mushroom dollars rn


6

aight
okay
kinda mid
we send another
AT LEAST SIX AGAIN SURELY
8
I'm pogging
you should put a command like that in outlaw channel
so they can get their gamba dopamine
we have !rtb in off topic
no

no memory
people muting themself on purpose
head empty
doing a civil service some of those people were
was i not in the top5 of most muted people for a good time
HEY WAIT A SECOND

why cant we go back to those times
People were getting muted by mr? 
news to me as well
I got a 2 day mute a few months back
Good morning folks
May this week be less hot than the last
You are Hot
Being outside longer than 15 minutes this weekend was impossible
Even the Kid wasnt about it
we hit a point where it was 98 but felt like 114
!mr
us this week
Its really an awful experience
🫠
I don't have AC in my house
i've been sitting with a fan between my legs for like a week

power company just raised the price of electricity during "prime hours"
so I also don't have the AC on for most of the day

fan gaming
sounds like I'm inside of a power plant
I wish my computer wasn't a goddamn furnace
this poor 2070 is working it's ass off these days
I've also abandoned 2m destro
bro
I'm an aff gamer now
I swapped from watercooling to air cooling
and now my computer generates enough heat to power a small rural town
i've always used air cooling
it's so fucked
Prob sounds like a Boeing 747 too
it's like ~10 degrees warmer next to my PC than anywhere else in the house
if you get good fans it's not loud
nah
yeah even when it's hot out
I got that giant fucking heatsink
I leave my room
Oh those are good
noctua?
and it's like 88
I think?
lmfao we're actually twinning
so it's gotta be like 95 in my room
Yeah the one with the huge single fan and all the metal
yes noctua fans bis

we are twins
BBQing oursselves with radioactive PCs but at least they're quiet with noctua fans
I cant use just air fans.. Home pc is upstairs and all the heat tends to rise to that area.. so when the PC is on it gets HOT
I have the Corseair H100 tho
watercooling is just witchcraft
and you never replace it
idc
uh
I know this
is if you get an AIO
but i don't trust it
is the radiator eventually dies
lol
and you have to replace the whole fucking thing
I legit had that happen last tier
mine was dying on me so I swapped to the noctua
Would it just lock up?
My cpu temps got to 100c and started cutting cores
I have a heat sink the size of a housecat strapped to my CPU
@keen spruce I think the funniest fucking thing ever is when I'm near my PC
that shit always nice and cold
and I'm like bruh fuck it I'm turning on the AC it's too fucking hot
Modern cpus will just cut power to the core if they sense they will get dangerously hot
and I go check the thermostat and it's 75 in the house
LMAO
but it feels like 102 next to my PC
yeah and just freeze once it passes the threshold
i have a glass desk and my tower is underneath it below my mousepad
and it's literally uncomforably warm to the touch
You’d never have cold hands
if my hand like touches the glass off my mousepad
Perfect for csgo
Gotta keep the meat bags nice and warm
but
my noctua keeps my 7950x cooler than watercooling ever did
unironically
it just melts me in exchange for 2-3 degrees celsius
lol
when I play world of tanks my whole desk is like a hot plate
Funny thing about water cooling
computer in maximum protest
yeah when I launch poe it's like an actual furnace
A lot of cars intercoolers went from air to air cooling to air to water
And now they all have issues 
Air to air is bis
don't talk to me about cooling systems in cars pls
My Cpu comes in Wed so we'll see how much hotter the new rig runs
I remember the first car I ever bought out of high school
Oxi is your car pissing coolant

NYC or State?
blowing a freeze plug vs the entire fucking engine
“Old” style thermostats like that are such ancient technology
It’s legit a spring that expands and contracts based on its temp
also
the trim I had
with the i-4
conveniently placed the thermostat
Leather trim?

so I'd have to like remove fucking everything to fix it
Leapard****
but if I had sprung for the v6
I could've done it myself
ty ford motor company
never drove a ford again
My mom bought a Focus back in 05 an man was that a shit car
There is a certain engine code of the b58 i6 bmw has
Where it’s 9 hours labor to replace the water pump
laughs in German
$385 an hour baby

check DMs
I'd rather eat glass than own a european luxury brand
Pretty Old Rich Caucasian Hated by Everyone
not a fan
unless you're talkin about the ones that are north 100k
then there's some cool performance cars
but i'm never gonna spend that much on a car
unless catfish elon or something
Those sound really nice
bro aint no way you guys have been mispelling porsche for the last 20 minutes
and no one corrected it
but the early 2000's ones didn't come with traction control iirc and they were prone to killing their drivers
mfer is working on porches
Lmfao

I even made an acronym for the wrong spelling 
Oxi sugma

Sugma what?
joe mama
Dont Ruin the joke

oh yeah it was the gt3. Rear engine, RWD, weighed about as much as a mini cooper cabrio, but had 400hp
and didn't have traction control

for the esteemed car enthusiast that wanted to look dashing while flying off the side of a mountain
Traction control is for quitters
Maybe during the revolution you’ll find one in one of the more affluent neighborhoods
Damn that’s hot

but i'd still rather just have an old american V8
my 2003 mustang was my favorite car

Gimme an R34
Bro?
That’s all I want
Bro I’ve seen them PRESOLD for over 500k
the first semi-legal r34s are comin
They’re gonna be so expensive
You don’t even have to convert them any more the hit the 20y mark
They*
Just won’t be street legal
Like bro just buy an m4 it’s the same engine setup
yeah you could probably get an r32 imported as somethin else but if you get pulled over by a cop that knows cars they might just yoink it from you
Fuck them cops
r34 stands out a bit too much to weasel them in
Www.batfa.com imports directly to Mia
but people do it
I think they still have one more year until they are legal
I found right hand drive r32 in college
but it was too spensive for me
cuz college ofc
Seen a couple 33 and only like one 34
or maybe it was a 33
i can't remember
I shoulda sold my body
and got that thing
and just put it in a garage or somethin
I love off topic #2
Yeah sorry kinda my fault
No this is peak content
yeah lets go back to people complaining about augvoker and slice and dice
we could talk about affliction warlock instead
that's soooooooooo much better
my rat has ascended
I was not enjoying progging zsakarn as sin
We got the damn dog to 15% yesterday
There was a pull on that boss where it parried my sepsis garrote 3 times and the buff dropped

I don’t know what’s up with that because I was getting parried like crazy too
Was streaming in disc and guildies were trolling me it was happening to much
Our tanks spin it like crazy at the start
was a parry machine
Stand behind unless he is doing the soak slam
it seemed like it was 1/3 attacks got parried

Placebo I think
but y tho

you can have him stand on the edge
why would you keep them in the puddles 
Pre drops the adds in the previous adds puddles
Maybe ours couldn’t figure that out but that seems wack
Did you consistently get it to drop the adds in the puddle
guys
Oxi
hello guy here
spotify made an AI DJ


I’m upsetti now

like both of these works
and if you happen to not tank him in the circle
you have a druid
Oh I see what you were getting at
with typhoon and vortex
We would put him in between the two
And tuck in the little safe spot
If that makes sense
yeh i dont think thats it
in terms of melee friendly
we were kinda bad at it as well
so we just use knocks
We started using ursols typhoon tech for the missed sets
This is why we had a .2% wipe
Parried attacks 
Darkside of the Moon Album cover?
we get it you're old
Kids like that album too
Is it wrong I thought of kid cudi first
Thats man on the moon chiefo
He’s one of my top 5 artists of all time
I like cudi too
I like you
:c
dont bully ahri
warriors are bro's
giving you free dmg+make you look good by dying first
thats something a traitor would say ngl
Quake!!!!!
Hope you’ve a great day (this is a threat)
I am kind of anxiety
I'm just watching this creature like a hawk
That's a good question
It's my sister's 5th kid so I wanted to help out more cuz I haven't seen her in 3 years
Little did I know
This shit hard af
Two weeks tho
Wait ur on area52 now?
I would say benedryl but the baby's too young for that
it 
Oxi the typea mf to give whiskey to a baby
that's haram buckeroo
What kind of noise? If it’s crying it’s gassy, hungry, sleepy, or it soiled itself
Don't you give toddlers whiskey if they're teething?
I forget you’re very strict on things; my b
Or were my parents just bad parents
You ever see the sap icon? Yea do that
Quake he pushing his binkie out or whatever it's called
Should I try to put it back in
That’s a thing people do to numb the pain for the baby, not exactly the best method though. Getting your baby drunk ain’t it
Yes
Baby is probably anxious
I did twice but he keeps pushing it out so
And that helps
pick him up and comfort him
Yeah but how long ago/how long will you have the baby?
So far its been 15
like you would a cute kitten
He keeps making these like
Coddle the child
is he crying
It sounds like giggles but
Idk if he's crying I think he's just making random noises
crafting can wait
oh you'd know if a 2 week year old is crying
Yeah
You can still give him attention
LO
Quake are u a dad :o
Or does everyone just have general knowledge of babies that I don't have
Yes that counts
I’m not
I'm the cool "uncle" that buys them toys
I work with a ton of babies tho
you can still pick him up
you're gonna wanna do that eventually
and are going to have to
😛
Probably
I should probably Google a video or something
I've never held a newborn or anyone below the age of like 3 lol
Always been too scared to
Uncle oxi kinda has a cool name to it

No
For two reasons
A. Wtf is wrong with you
B. He’s like 65 pounds lol
What the
george is a big boy
Wait is george your dad
I do a slightly less violent version of that to mochi when he wants to play
Dog
I put him on his back and shake him he has a lot of fun
Aw
Dogs are so precious
Quake I kindly request some of your finest dog pictures.
Hey quake do babies normally sleep with binkies in their mouths
I do this to George 
Because his neck chonky
Sometimes
Bet the dog hair goes flying during that
Yeah he needs to be trimmed
His 3 finally grew back
Do you vanish in the opener at all with sepsis
damn pugging is fun, got heroic echo trinket, instant 4 whispers from the 4 druids in the group
nope
Lol I rolled 100 on bombfire and like 8 people whispered asking me if I need it. Like what lmao
Oh alright
but i dont think there is any other scenario where you vanish in the opener
who’s doing that on sark
I didn't think so but wasn't sure if it buffed it again somehow
Y

Just open like normal
otherwise i just hold vanish for an eternity
And vanish after the improved garrotes are running out
And then vanish comes up for the second set of adds
And you can vanish garrote rupture garrote
On sark and big add
Do you normally hold it for the next dm or just send it after sepsis garrote runs out
It’s like perfect timing when sark is getting ready to fly away
i dont do mythic raiding so i dont need this tech
You can garrote sark then rupture the add and garrote it
O
Timings might be butchered then on heroic
Because most phase it early
from how i played, sepsis always came up after he phased
and i only pug
so it seemed to work so far
i mean yeha, same on mythic
when do u guys vanish on mythic sark
just extending first one after sepsis and then on adds later?
cause 2nd dm is sepsis again
guys is sepsis bugged or is it me? am on a dummy casting sepsis and then mutilate and the free use of stealth abbility dissapears...
do u have a weird mutil/ambush macro
no i checked
just a startattck mutilate
ok nvm am stupid
my bars changed when i changed a talent
Every sepsis is with DM, vanish is on cd
Fight lines up so you always have to hold sepsis for dm
Yee this is the play the vanish lines up well for p2 adds
2nd dm
On sark
when the sepsis garrote is about to run out
oh
All good 
Gotcha
well on sark it seems to be 45sec ish, then 3min for 2nd adds
I think for the 3rd? Dm it lines up again
I don’t remember what I did lol
Your p3 also changes depending if you go down again or not
quick question, does numbing poison affect boesses auto-attack speed in the Experiments encounter ?
Yes
thank you 🙂
i just swapped to thorn boots, i assume most of the dmg diff is from not losing haste as the slimy boots seem to do more flat?
also crit haste instead of vers mastery
Yes
The procs are identical
anyone here tried out the paracausal doomhammer trink? im gearing my rogue up and droptimizer doesnt show it as a drop but it procs windfury? shows frostmourne as top
It’s not great from what I hear
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anyone has an idea how much dps (ST) a augmentation evoker should do? 3 min fight
probably people in the evoker discord
makes sense, just thought maybe one of you guys had one in your group already
When should we Envenom Poison Bomb vs Crimson Tempest?
How many targets
As-in, spam CT
not just apply once
Not that easy a question
Generally if you’re in the 4 set bonus and your poison bomb is gonna hit everything, you should envenom
If they’re spread out you CT
If there’s prio you envenom
And if you don’t have prio and you’re out of the tier set you just hit whatever you feel like
Prob shouldn’t just full spam CT at 2-3 targets obviously
Just an intuition thing
Is it worth it for people to sync their cooldowns with aug buffs I wonder?
Like evoker buffs player A, they send all cooldowns. Player B holds cooldowns at this time. Once player A's cooldowns are over, Evoker switched to buffing player B who then sends all theirs.
Repeat with however many players holding cooldowns is optimal.
gah damn im so glad i dont play rn the m+ meta looks beyond awful
wdym
rogues dont get into keys in that meta anyway

100% set in stone
So I heard that the rogue rework is actually coming in 10.2? Anyone else heard this or am I being lied to?
It is coming but other than that no info whatsoever
Well, rework is a strong word here
I haven't even timed a Nelathrus yet 🥲
Probably just a performance pass, some tree rearrangements, cutting some dead stuff
Similar magnitude to what happened to mages in 10.1.5
Yeah I just use rework cus it's the "easiest" way to put it?

Like people call the mage and hpala changes in 10.1.5 reworks
I'm too far behind on rating, so i can only get into bad group 🥲
Yeah true
It was called “rework” by Blizz. But I know some people like overexaggerating
And some hear “rework” and expect to see Combat —> Outlaw level shit, then blame Blizz for not delivering
I hope we get rid of dead/barely noticeable stuff in our trees though
Need someone to cook up some unhinged rework stuff for entertainment at work
We acutally did
Moroes isn’t nearly unhinged enough
I’m over 30 so I’m past the age limit to play outlaw. Haven’t visited the channel in DF
;p
Alright so assa will become the Mad scientist right, and throw potions and shit
Yea
best spec idea 2023 blizz hire me
Lil bro is not cooking
Sub just replaces your character with your choice of naruto or sasuke
outlaw idfk man
Make poison bomb trigger on rupture again and also work with ic
so you mean poison bomb before it got changed 
8 PB proc in the same place 
But still Different
Big burst
ofc lol
such as the eye in sanctum or the worm boss in nelths lair
they aren't on the ground though
it procs inside them
ylu can even see it
It splashes down upon them
nerfs are coming soon 
I feel like there's some guilds that literally just can't do enough damage
they will be able to with lower healing requirements
if they already got it figured out they can prolly drop a healer for another dps
Ik every log I’ve looked at of our prog I’m essentially feinting on cd
ig we just had good healers

I feinted all of the leaps in p2 onwards
and just planned out my cloaks and pots for the big hits later
feint costs energy and doesn't do damage





















