assassination

[oak sky]

Xdd

[gilded oasis]

damn

where you going

[spice spire]

A52

[gilded oasis]

ah

[spice spire]

Ye

[gilded oasis]

I want to go back to ZJ some day. I miss raid general there

[spice spire]

Leaving the cool kids behind and joining the nerds

Raid general in MG is an experience

Lot of meowing

[gilded oasis]

MG just talks about Poki and Allinity

[spice spire]

True

[oak sky]

My guild used to own tich general

[gilded oasis]

I turned it off

[spice spire]

Damn it had some moments still

[keen spruce]

[spice spire]

Guy would start group meowing when I raided

In Gen chat

The bastard

[oak sky]

I said sometimes not always

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

no you don't

don't say that

[gilded oasis]

I dont usually talk in it much people see my guild then I get spam shit

[gusty mirage]

leaving ZJ was the best day of my life

[gilded oasis]

I mis ZJ I was there for so long

[gusty mirage]

I'm back home on a52 now

[spice spire]

Why would you get spam shit?

Who cares what guild you’re in

[gilded oasis]

cause people are weird

[spice spire]

Back to the meowing thing ur right

[gusty mirage]

it's true

I'm a person and I'm weird

[spice spire]

I’m a dog and I’m weird

[oak sky]

Meow

[spice spire]

I’ve been cleansed

[gilded oasis]

[oak sky]

Maybe after i get back from vacation i do some pugging on a mage

MAYBE

I just need to hit diamond in tft and valorant first

[spice spire]

Not having a grown man meow in my ears an hour a week for over a year has cleansed me that of which plagued me previously

[oak sky]

I could be that man

[spice spire]

I take it back touch grass you fucking loser

[oak sky]

I touch grass too dw

[spice spire]

[oak sky]

I have work etc

[spice spire]

Okay good

Wait just work?

[oak sky]

Its summer chief

No school rm

Rn

[spice spire]

Ahhh

Time is a circle

[gusty mirage]

he's coming to visit me

are you jealous

[spice spire]

Very wtf

[oak sky]

I wish

[gusty mirage]

gave him all the hot spots to try out

he's gonna be eating good

I guarantee you'll drive by my office andrew

[oak sky]

No but actually im going on a trip to niagara falls+midwest

[gusty mirage]

lol

[oak sky]

So we're gonna be in detroit area for like a day or 2

[spice spire]

Detroit actually looks insane ngl

Nashville has some good spots but it’s missing some things

[gusty mirage]

sadly not enough time to check out all the good food 😦

[oak sky]

Yup

Hopefully we can hit at least a couple places you said tho

[gusty mirage]

oh I forgot one

there's a place in southwest detroit

with probably the best tacos I've ever had in my life

[gilded oasis]

how many tacos have you had in your life

[gusty mirage]

too many

[spice spire]

There’s a Detroit place that constantly pops up on YouTube now because of the recipes you’ve given me and some other recipes I’ve looked up

[gusty mirage]

which one

[spice spire]

Like ballpark or different kinds?

[spice spire]

75

[gusty mirage]

oh detroit 75 kitchen

I know the owner

nice guy

[spice spire]

Yeah

He seems like a straight shooter

[gusty mirage]

used to hook it up with free food, it was my ex's favorite fast food restaurant

[gilded oasis]

all. he said best ever in his life.. Doesnt mean much if hes only had 3 tacos

[spice spire]

Fair

@ both

But yeah I like the fast but quality food approach

[oak sky]

Best tacos i ever had were in mexico

[gusty mirage]

their shrimp poboy is overrated tho

miss me with that shit

[spice spire]

Also selling out when you run out of product for the day.

Their fries look good (cilantro iirc so for you it’s a miss) and I like the fusion of stuff

I can’t even think of the best tacos I’ve ever had

[gusty mirage]

their salads are also trash

[spice spire]

Probably some I made, but I haven’t had like amazing tacos ever

[gusty mirage]

the place I'm talking about is a taco truck

that opened up in southwest detroit

it was the old cook from one of the best spots over there

he decided to food truck it up

now he has 3

[gilded oasis]

nice

[spice spire]

Love that

[gusty mirage]

look at these bangers

[gilded oasis]

There's a local family owned place like 5 mins from my house that has delicious and well priced tacos. So good

[gusty mirage]

those are the best spots

plus you're helping out the community

[gilded oasis]

And probably other best spot was some random meat market in new Mexico

[gusty mirage]

k note to self: bother zar for spots to eat if I ever go to new mexico

[gilded oasis]

Yeah they're awesome. Had a mariachi band out there for Cinco de mayo

Only for Carlsbad that's the only place in NM ive been

Well I went to Albuquerque once but it was over night and I was 18 so like I don't remember that long ago

[spice spire]

There are only two food trucks worth making the fuss here in nashville.
A lot of them are just like mass Produced restaurant trucks

[gilded oasis]

this was the small burrito. it was delicious though

[spice spire]

That ain’t small dog

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

Oh god there’s an innuendo there

Memphis zoo

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/spraywater-spray-prank-funny-shutup-gif-7261203

[gilded oasis]

yeah I drag my bf to zoos and he buys shirts

[spice spire]

That’s cute

I wasn’t a huge fan of Memphis or chatt zoo

[gilded oasis]

chatt is ok, its just small

I like to feed the Giraffe

Id like to do the red panda exp

[spice spire]

Chatt wasn’t very clean and the animals looked miserable

[gilded oasis]

I tried to do one in NZ but it was POURING that day and they wouldnt come out

[gusty mirage]

do the animals ever not look miserable?

[spice spire]

Nashville less so

[gusty mirage]

they're wild animals in big cages bro

[spice spire]

They have more space

[gilded oasis]

Yeah Im torn on Zoos.. Like I hate it that theyre in small cage but I like to see animal

[spice spire]

Chatt was very cramped

Like

[gilded oasis]

Kansas one has HUGE enclosures

[spice spire]

I just felt bad the entire time

[gusty mirage]

as you should

[spice spire]

NZ has a few massive enclosures and some not so much

[gilded oasis]

Yo have you had five daughters bakery

[gusty mirage]

because not only were they in small enclosures

but they had to smell your stank ass too

[spice spire]

Yes big fan

[gilded oasis]

it was so good

[spice spire]

There’s a better vegan bakery (imo) in nashville tho

[gilded oasis]

I dream of weenie and secret ramen bar were also hits with us

it wasnt all vegan there I didnt think

[spice spire]

I dream of weenie I like

I haven’t had secret ramen

[gusty mirage]

[gilded oasis]

The ramen was good and the bar was kinda neat

[spice spire]

It’s a hot dog restaurant man

[gusty mirage]

too late

best out of context quote ever

[spice spire]

Ok pal

[gilded oasis]

weenery

[spice spire]

But if you’re ever off the path, sunflower bakehouse is one of the places in nashville imo.

Tennfold brewery is next to it and also pretty good

But I like the vibes of a lot of Nashville places off of downtown

Downtown nashville food is pretty

[gusty mirage]

nashville hot chicken is terrible

[gilded oasis]

we went to some brewery place outside that was kinda cool I dont remember the name though. It was a big ol court though with some food options

[gusty mirage]

I'll say it

because no one else will

[spice spire]

There’s a few gems but it’s a lot of the same shit different place

[spice spire]

It’s fine. When it’s done well it’s good very few places do it well

[gilded oasis]

it wasnt terrible. we had like 3 or 4 hot chicken places.

[spice spire]

By the farmers market?

[gilded oasis]

hmmm

[gusty mirage]

I'd rather just have buffalo chicken

ngl

[spice spire]

I’m trying to remember another food court area

[spice spire]

I mean same

[gilded oasis]

let me see if I have a pic

[spice spire]

But there’s some good ones

Princes is really good, and I enjoy party fowl as well

Hattie B’s is omega over rated and I recommend no one go there

[gilded oasis]

Yeah I liked party fowl better than hattie b

Princes was at the outdoor drinking place

[spice spire]

Party fowl is a fun little place. Nice bar food mixed with decent hot chicken

[gilded oasis]

Was ok, we just got it TOO hot I couldnt taste anything

[spice spire]

Oh dude

The assembly food hall

I avoid it because it’s a touristy place

But yeah

[gusty mirage]

I must resist the urge to say something

😶

[spice spire]

I’m a habanero enjoyer and I’m strictly a mild princes eater

Say it

[gilded oasis]

OH it was Ole Smoky

[gusty mirage]

mfers be finding black pepper spicy

and be trying to eat spicy foods

😶

[spice spire]

Dog I love spice wdym

Princes legit spicy though

[gilded oasis]

no I like spice, but too hot and I just dont taste anything but hot

[spice spire]

The moonshine place

[gilded oasis]

yeah but they had beer

[gusty mirage]

that's what they all say

[gilded oasis]

and cool outside seating

[gusty mirage]

then you turn into a tomato lookin mfer

[spice spire]

Wait I’ll dm you a video

[gusty mirage]

mfer eats a chili pepper and turns into bob the tomato

[gilded oasis]

[gusty mirage]

I didn't know this was an episode of veggie tales

[gilded oasis]

no one here is old enough to know veggie tales man

[gusty mirage]

OKAY DUDE

BOB AND LARRY DIED FOR THEIR SINS

[gilded oasis]

Dont have to tell me twice, I love Veggie Tales

I still sing that shit sometimes

[balmy condor]

@spice spire do you dreamie of my weenie

[spice spire]

Yes man

[balmy condor]

that's an HR report

[gusty mirage]

HR handles these reports with a paddlin'

https://tenor.com/view/paddle-gif-9868157

[spice spire]

Promise?

[oak sky]

Old enough? What

[spice spire]

But yeah @gilded oasis Everywhere else medium is fine for like jalapeno-esque heat. You get a medium at the end of the night from princes and that shit lights you up. When I worked at skyline on the midnight shift the er would do a mass order to clean them out. I grabbed a hot on accident one day and

[storm forum]

hi friends, are we dooming?

[gilded oasis]

always

[storm forum]

nice, deleting my rogue

[spice spire]

I’m never dooming friend

Except for the lack of dog pfp

Now it’s disc cat :/

[keen spruce]

[storm forum]

tbh

i might do an otter next

[storm belfry]

[keen spruce]

otter good critter

[runic hinge]

Never dooming

[keen spruce]

Full convert to the church of procs to nelth trinket. Never dooming, full stockholm syndrome

https://tenor.com/view/rat-game-rat-rattin-ratto-napkins-gif-19910851

[strange python]

@spice spire you talkin Nashville??? Monells is so good.

[subtle tundra]

I'm bout to come

[strange python]

Also husk was amazing but I haven't been since Sean Brock left

[spice spire]

Yeah monells is fine husk is also good

[strange python]

And some place we went in Germantown? Frog town? Idk. Some outer area

[spice spire]

I avoid German town like the plague

Really expensive and really crowded

[gilded oasis]

also Germans

amirite

@balmy condor

[balmy condor]

I’m sleepy

[gilded oasis]

[subtle tundra]

Hi sleepy

How are ya

[spice spire]

I love everyone wtf

[brazen zodiac]

i love u !

[gusty mirage]

[brazen zodiac]

u 2 oxi (:<

[gusty mirage]

friend

[brazen zodiac]

ur so cool 💃

[gusty mirage]

weird you must be looking in a mirror

cause you're the cool one here

[brazen zodiac]

i baked this pizza for u

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

I’m gonna wave to badbttch every time I see them in valdrakken now

[brazen zodiac]

slash wave !!!

[gusty mirage]

I've never seen inmem in valdrakken

[spice spire]

Inmem is always on the grustle

[bronze pike]

https://tenor.com/view/furret-pokemon-cute-gif-17963577

[brazen zodiac]

its cuz i hide in a spot in valdrakken

for my cauldrons.....hehe

[gusty mirage]

hiding the cauldrons from me

making me fly to brackenhide

[brazen zodiac]

ask for one and u shall recieve my friend c:

[gusty mirage]

[brazen zodiac]

;ooo nooo!!!

if u ever need one i gotcha cx

[gusty mirage]

its ok

I have a lockout

I just use my dungeon portal

craft then hearth out

and alt-f4

and not log in until raid

[brazen zodiac]

you know, after doing that 3 minute walk to the altar every 10 minutes before cauldrons i must say

never again

idc if u send me a 10g decay gear ur getting a cauldron 💃

someone's gotta keep whisypr in business 💃

[gilded oasis]

if you send me 10g decay gear I am luling and declining

[brazen zodiac]

;p

[brazen zodiac]

come to think of it ive never seen u either xD

[thorn fjord]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[runic hinge]

it’s been 6 hours

[spice spire]

[idle inlet]

whispyr!

derp

whats the command for wh

oh wait lol

[spice spire]

!WHISPYR

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[idle inlet]

thanks lol

[bronze pike]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-dog-helloyesthisisdog-gif-5673857

[spice spire]

yes this is dog

[sly lion]

Is assa ok in PvP? I don't have the net to play sub

Pve*

Sry

[gusty mirage]

it's okay, sub's just better

[sly lion]

Good enough, tyty

[winter gale]

Are we sh*t on Sark Mythic, rogues in general?

[oak sky]

kinda yeah

[winter gale]

It feels bad progging it so far, P1+P2

[marble hemlock]

cooldown timings are pretty awful for us ye

[quiet oar]

You feel useless

[marble hemlock]

defensively we also dont really get good value out of cloak/feint on the fight

[winter gale]

Y

[quiet oar]

We just surviving and poison bots

[blazing jewel]

Id argue it’s about tied with sub for progging sark

Both of which are the least important dps you’d bring

[marble hemlock]

sub at least has value in blasting the big add in p2

[quiet oar]

Only Sec Tech

If you bring BP

You are trolling

[blazing jewel]

Idk it’s pick your flavor of mid

[quiet oar]

on prog

[marble hemlock]

i meant more like switching to it fully

[blazing jewel]

Sin does more boss damage sub does more big add

[marble hemlock]

ye they both kinda suck. assa got a bit better now that people start not going down in p3 at all

[blazing jewel]

Imo sin harder to play well due to cd management

Just play dev

[quiet oar]

Just play (Insert any other DPS Spec)

[blazing jewel]

There are some that are worse

[quiet oar]

feral ?

[blazing jewel]

Feral and boomie imo

Both are only if you are down cataclysmic for motw

Probably ww if you don’t need touch

[quiet oar]

I prfer WW buff

over BL

As sub

[royal lantern]

p1 is scary when you start Progress

resisting the urge to use cloak when you go low hp

[quiet oar]

30 second cloak would be nice for p1

[gaunt moat]

@keen spruce Looking forward to your raid. i require entertainment.
Please have 20 people this time

[ebon notch]

[gusty mirage]

[pseudo hamlet]

Anyone has the string to sim the best flask/food?

Anyway, is the versa flask still the best? Or the corrupting rage is better? I saw some rogues with it.

[balmy condor]

Corrupting rage is by far the best if you aren’t scared about the extra damage

[thorn fjord]

Late to the CR flask party but is the dmg inflicted rng?

[balmy condor]

Not sure what you mean

[gusty mirage]

The damage I inflict to your mom is rng

[thorn fjord]

[quiet oar]

After you get 400% of your Max life as dmg, you get the dmg

[night delta]

which means it's a bit random from pull to pull

[quiet oar]

You can skill alchemy and get 50% less

[night delta]

unless dmg is super consistent

[thorn fjord]

Oh I didn’t know about this either that’s nice

[quiet oar]

Its decaylogy

[dire ivy]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[cinder bone]

Love spending 30 minutes in LFG queue not getting invited to 16s with a 2200 io, great balance this season

[tacit otter]

play your own key, helps alot:)

[cinder bone]

was busy with real life shit last week and didnt get vault 😦

[tacit otter]

you can still get the key even if you dont had an vault last week

[cinder bone]

RIP

i just need one mor 16 to craft my 447 ring

[tacit otter]

one quick 15 in exchange for waiting an eternity to get invite is a good trade off imo^^

[cinder bone]

True, just gonna have to bite the bullet later. Was hoping to get this done before work in 45 min

[quiet oar]

Or mega dungeon

[cinder bone]

mega dungeon gives crests?

[quiet oar]

You get 5 aspect crests per boss

[cinder bone]

lets gooooooooo

ty

[quiet oar]

Fragment

So 3 bosses 1 full crest

[cinder bone]

after i craft ring im done til rogue rework

just gonna stick with my ez mode spriest

[limber lion]

I just got a 447 dagger crafted and 441 spoils on my mage

I'm set

Rogue chilling on the shelf for a bit

[gaunt moat]

I feel like that "bit" gonna last 4 months

[proven jasper]

My lock got bis trinkets and gear in less than a week basically so i completely feel that lmfao

Even got the sark cloak before my rogue did

[cinder bone]

damn keys are a lot easier when the tank is doing 225k aoe dps lmao. guardian is broken

[cinder bone]

i got essence from weekly and won cloak first week so my rogue has been set for awhile, i just need bomb dispenser now

[proven jasper]

My rogue hasnt seen the beacon all tier lmaoo

ive gotten just about every other trinket for assa

Bomb dispenser/call to suffering is what ive been stuck with in raid

We just got aotc in my group on Thursday and the cloak dropped and i won by 2 on my rogue so needless I’m happy i finally got something + aotc finally

[normal otter]

why is the game so empty atm? Like there are just around 20 m+ groups open lol. What are the pepos doing?

[keen spruce]

give it a couple of hours

it's early

if you're in NA

[normal otter]

im EU XD

[fleet whale]

So what assassin changes are you expecting with the rework?

[gray crest]

aoe that doesnt make us lose an ungodly amount of our single target damage

[keen spruce]

I expect nothing so I can't be disappointed

[gray crest]

worst case scenario, the rework flops and i reroll

[gusty mirage]

kek

[cinder bone]

We also need more utlity or other class utility needs to be nerfed, especially since shroud skips arent nearly as important as expansions past

[proven jasper]

literally all i want is some better form of aoe

[cinder bone]

they should bring back Tricks buffing targets damage

[ashen rover]

Me too

[gaunt moat]

@keen spruce when are you starting

[keen spruce]

2 hours

[balmy condor]

Stay back satan

[gusty mirage]

whispyr just hates rogue friends

obviously

[balmy condor]

Bro you know a talent is Uber dogshit when you can’t even convince pvp players to take it

[gusty mirage]

wdym

they did take it when spriest was good

esp vs wizard comps

[silk bane]

pretty sure its giga standard in 2s too!

[gusty mirage]

bro aint no one playing 2s

go back to bed

[silk bane]

youre right

[balmy condor]

[silk bane]

i go back bedge

[gusty mirage]

solo shuffle effectively killed 2s

it's just streamers and their viewers now

you wanna go up against pikaboo from 1200-2200 mmr?

[silk bane]

its just pikaboo viewer 2s getting farmed by nahj viewer 2s

what a time to be alive

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

Pokimane and me vs pikaboo and my neighbor Carl

Who wins

[gusty mirage]

you and pokimane

hottest duo this side of the universe

[silk bane]

youre playing with pokimane you already won fam

[balmy condor]

Common pokimane W

[gusty mirage]

uh more like common whispyr W

except for being friends with jez

that's an L

cmon moroes

hurry

[wild lantern]

loooool

[silk bane]

LMFAO

AHAHAHHA

[gusty mirage]

yeah just gonna go ahead and purge that from existence

[wild lantern]

save him from himself

[minor gate]

The only reason we lose single target damage is because our aoe capstones are just put thing we already have on more enemies

We’re just losing effect for quality of life

[cinder bone]

how good is new megadungeon trinket for us?

[balmy condor]

Which one

[cinder bone]

mirror

[balmy condor]

Pretty mid in single target, okay in aoe

If you don’t mythic raid it’s probably good

[cinder bone]

ty

[keen spruce]

@gaunt moat

[gaunt moat]

Yalla
good luck 💪🏻

Any bets on how many wipes till shmeeps kill mag today

he got 2 mages

[frank ermine]

are they still planning a rogue rework

[woeful meteor]

10.2

[frank ermine]

did they announce any possible changes or tba

[woeful meteor]

tba

[frank ermine]

thanks

[woeful meteor]

or not rly the dev teased some things in here but nothing concrete

[normal otter]

Mirrors dropped for me. Is it worth to play on assa ?

ty

[toxic night]

What did the dev say?

[balmy condor]

He said that you should never trust a wet fart

[toxic night]

Ah cool

[keen spruce]

okay well we killed mag in one pull

I got a puddle in exectue

I woulda had em

if I saved DM for pot i woulda had em @gaunt moat

[gaunt moat]

[keen spruce]

i was auto piloting cuz i thought it was just a warm up pull

[gaunt moat]

At least you got healed.

[keen spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117534836408721680/1129860507898236998/image.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1117534836408721680/1129860598872686832/image.png

[balmy condor]

Brother 42% sophic uptime

What the fuck

[keen spruce]

I'm a proc god

[woeful meteor]

now I understand how you nearly got nocni

[royal lantern]

that skill

[gusty mirage]

I hope you stub your toe

and it hurts for 3 days

[royal lantern]

oxi is choosing violence

[keen spruce]

my greatest skill as a rogue

IS PROCCIN OUTTA MY GOURD

[gaunt moat]

That's innate skill. can't be taught.

[high berry]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[high berry]

how good is the mirror from the new dungeon for sin?

[frigid kestrel]

Pins Ma man

[keen spruce]

counter offer: 2 days and I get 50% sophic uptime

[runic hinge]

1 day and your class trinket always procs on dm

[gusty mirage]

4 days and you get 7% uptime on echo

I do not negotiate with terrorists

[keen spruce]

4 days 7% uptime on trinket, 70% sophic

final offer

and i get to pick the toe

[gusty mirage]

5 days, 7% uptime on trinket, 20% on sophic, and you get to pick the toe

final offer

BUT

you can also pick one of @spice spire 's toes

[royal lantern]

TAKE THE DEAL

TAKE THE DEAL

[gusty mirage]

and the 7% uptime on the trinket is during your DM in execute

🤝 ?

[keen spruce]

damn

this man knows his stuff

sophic in DM execute as well?

[gusty mirage]

at least half of your execute DM

but not more than 80%

[keen spruce]

okay deal

I choose @spice spire's crotch toe

[gusty mirage]

Pleasure doing business with you as always

[keen spruce]

5 days of stubbed pp for quake

[runic hinge]

What a deal

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-iasip-art-of-the-deal-sunny-art-of-the-deal-gif-25092912

[void mesa]

This conversatin just poked a question in my head
Whats the expected outcome/proc rate of sophic? I just saw a log of mine where I had 2 procs/17% uptime for a 2:53 fight

Was that just a NeverLucky pull?

[gusty mirage]

stealthi once had a 7s uptime on sophic

[void mesa]

goddamn

Now that I think about it, this might be worse than Beacon crit rng x)

[storm forum]

honestly, I kinda like the high/low of beacon crit rng

cause it's so pog when you see that 1 mil yellow number

and its like, a little sad when you dont see the extra comma, but its not that bad

[royal lantern]

cease

[keen spruce]

it's very bad when it doesn't crit

[void mesa]

Out of curiosity/if anyone has time, any feedback on that kill? Just an H Kazzara, but optimizer me is like, wondering if forgetting stuff or something, even tho results are looking good I think?
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/Npq3YTxJbtwvFHja#fight=1&type=damage-done&source=23

[storm forum]

i get more sad when i dont get a poison bomb proc

than when i dont get a crit

idk

[void mesa]

10 envenom poison bomb crits are hype

[keen spruce]

https://wowanalyzer.com/report/Npq3YTxJbtwvFHja/1/23

looks mostly pretty okay

get better enchants

[void mesa]

Yeah, I just don't want to feel complacent like "only way up is gear"

But wowa is basically saying that :/

[gusty mirage]

Tell me you never went 0 for X on crits without telling me you’ve never gone 0 for X on crits

[storm forum]

i always go 0 for 1 on the bosses that last less than 2:30 in heroic

[strange python]

greetings cool rogue players
I am a sub rogue player and wanting to learn assassination on my journey to enlightenment, what lethal poison do I use for raid, there's like 3

[void mesa]

Amp + Deadly

And Atrophic for your non-lethal for raid, numbing in m+

[strange python]

can do multiple poisons?

lethals*

[storm forum]

if you take the normal Dragon Tempered Blades build yeah

you get 2 poisons

[strange python]

ohhh, thanks

[void mesa]

Yeah, sin's capstone, Dragon-Tempered Blade (DTB), which is basically an auto include, lets you get two at a time of each

[storm forum]

well, 4 poisons, 2 lethal and 2 nonlethal

[strange python]

thats cool

Ive only dabbled in assassin briefly in 9.1

[storm forum]

if you don't play DTB, use Amp, if you don't take Amp, use Deadly, never Instant

[strange python]

played outlaw then now sub

i honestly just don't enjoy ST subrogue

[void mesa]

Personally, I've been swapping back and forth. Sub ST is kinda tricky, but seems to be doing better atm, but I'd rather play Sin for ST and Sub in M+

[strange python]

yeah

I've barely raided since sub raid doesn't feel good

statistically it's better but my damage is so disconnected from the stats

I'm ilvl 435 and grey parsing on heroic

[void mesa]

o o f

[strange python]

but m+ I'm able to do 20s

its HUGE disconnect

[void mesa]

Well, AoE on sub... is super easy and strong haha. But grey parsing might still be "enough" to do the content anyways

[strange python]

the entire raid was also grey parsing

[void mesa]

But the ST rotation feels harder to optimize/do correctly on sub, lots of small stuff to hit during the SD window

[strange python]

it's plenty for AOTC, but not plenty to make me feel accomplished

[void mesa]

I feel you. On AotC last tier I felt like I was just following along and getting it cuz of the group + overgearing

So this tier I pushed hard, learned my stuff and got AotC being like 2nd overall/1st on Sark and felt better about it^^

[strange python]

I haven't raided this tier much at all

swapped my main game and casually playing wow

[void mesa]

Do it if you want to do it, but for me its been a chill tier. Nothing super big, but pretty nice learning curve and all

[dreamy vault]

what is the best rule of thumb when it comes to pooling energy for envenom? or is that not a thing anymore?

[keen spruce]

not a thing

anymore yes

[void mesa]

I think in a pull if I get unlucky I'll get at most 5 seconds of pooling and not casting muti

but very rare and maybe I'm doing it wrong? Its more like running out of energy more than pooling

[keen spruce]

pooling =/= starving

we starve a few times in every pull

normally around like 1:30 before you second deathmark

[void mesa]

Oh, thats exactly the moment im thinking of

I try to keep the last tea charge knowingly before going into the DM window

But youre right, pooling and starving is different. Does haste help with the starving or is it similar? I know it increases resource gain, but also spending, and idk the relation between the two

[keen spruce]

it technically does

but not enough to make it worth stacking

and you'll never really get enough to avoid starving a little bit there

it's just not a big deal

pray for blindside procs

to save on energy

[void mesa]

Blindside is probably my happiest moment during a pull

When you chain 2-3 together and you can go back to full energy

[fleet whale]

imagine if you got a blindside proc after your first mutilate, and then after every ambush throughout a boss fight

[earnest remnant]

[spice spire]

[earnest remnant]

[keen spruce]

[limber lion]

Still loses to my 0.1s on Magmorax

[gusty mirage]

[void mesa]

death or proc on the last 0.1s of the fight? x)

[limber lion]

Proc on the very last millisecond

Or sorry decisecond

[void mesa]

w t f

truly unfortunate 😔

[grim tree]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[limber lion]

but yeah the chance of that happening is like one in a billion, won't ever happen again

[gusty mirage]

I've seen your luck

you sure about that?

[limber lion]

I mean the chance to proc Sophic on my rogue is 0% if I never play that character

[gusty mirage]

[subtle stream]

0% proc which would still be 100% uptime

Like when colleges without football teams sell merch that says “Still Undefeated”

[strange python]

@gusty mirage I asked you to bless my vault last week and I took a socket. Bless me better this time.

[gusty mirage]

I warned you homie

[strange python]

I trusted you

[winged veldt]

Bruh bless my vault, on m nelth and still havent seen a fucking bomb in our raids lol.

[gusty mirage]

you shoulda trusted my warning

[strange python]

I trust in you this week.

Not enough to drink arak again

But enough

You're gonna rip me a fat 457 suffering

[gusty mirage]

@spice spire he doesn't know

[void mesa]

Can I get on the oxi list of please-bless-my-vault

Is there still room?

[runic hinge]

He didn't get me bomba last week its fake

[gusty mirage]

I also warned you

[spice spire]

You don’t want an oxi blessing

It doesn’t end well

[gusty mirage]

that's what I'm saying man

and people still ask

[spice spire]

It’s always the random blessings

Need to hit up Vaughn ong

[void mesa]

Yo Quake

Hit my vault pls

[spice spire]

You don’t want that either brother trust

[gusty mirage]

last time I got a quake blessing

I got like 4 cloaks

lmfao

[spice spire]

Yeah

[gusty mirage]

its okay

sark dagger this time for sure

[keen spruce]

you need the shmeeps curse instead of the oxi blessing

do everything like 3% wrong, drive all the greens and oranges crazy, get rewarded with all of the loot and proc RNG

[spice spire]

Real

[gusty mirage]

oh you're gonna stub your pp soon

shmeeps and I made a deal earlier

we tagged you and you didn't object

unlucky

[keen spruce]

now quake really needs to be rooting against a good nelth parse for me

[spice spire]

Yeah I cba whatever back alley deal was made sure

[gusty mirage]

back alley?

it was in this channel

[keen spruce]

and you were @'d

we had witness sign off

[gusty mirage]

mfer accusing us of being shady bro

you believe that?

[keen spruce]

smh my head

[spice spire]

Yeah and l ignored it?

I saw shmeeps @ me and was like “nah”

[gusty mirage]

damn

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

if it's any consolation shmeeps

I love you as much as I hate you

and that's like a lot

[keen spruce]

thank u

and fuk u

[gusty mirage]

[keen spruce]

[spice spire]

When

[blazing jewel]

[keen spruce]

wednesday?

wednesday good for me let me see if i can squeeze you into my schedule

[spice spire]

alt raid wednesday

unlucky

[void mesa]

Why is sin my most wholesome/hateful wow discord

You guys are a great bunch

[ebon notch]

this spec is dead

[blazing jewel]

[gusty mirage]

no u

[balmy condor]

[gusty mirage]

I even swapped off assassination

willingly

[balmy condor]

when are you swapping to maplestory willingly

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-after-all-weve-been-through-betrayal-backstabber-gif-5430341

[gusty mirage]

I'm too old and stupid to figure out the UI

mostly the stupid part

but being old doesn't help

[keen spruce]

M magmorax

[gusty mirage]

how many were there in the entirety of 10.1

like

80?

lmao

[keen spruce]

there's already 440 aug parses this week

[balmy condor]

okay but counter-point

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/q6WfNTDrP_M5ckA4YLqVVIcb3p-QwlQUG0wPkpe79Ho/http/puu.sh/JLrQz/49474a1a7b.jpg?width=525&height=888

[gusty mirage]

damn

[keen spruce]

only 9 surv parses tho

[gusty mirage]

seli's dinosaur ass is even playing

[ebon notch]

lmao

[balmy condor]

and he's playing on NA

[ebon notch]

wait what

seli is on NA?

[balmy condor]

he is in maplestory

[ebon notch]

ew maplestory

wow graveyard

[keen spruce]

mushroom gud

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-korean-maple-story-gif-9675669

[gaunt moat]

And you could be number 1 if you had listened

[gusty mirage]

we both know that's not how that works

if he would've held

he wouldn't have procced sophic

and parsed like a 72

murphy's law bro

[keen spruce]

I know

[gusty mirage]

what can go wrong will go wrong

[keen spruce]

It was a warm up pull

and it just died

I also got a puddle after the 1st 3

lost uptime

like right at 33%

ready to start ramping into execute

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolette-oolong-maplestory-bish-bishop-gif-21774163

[keen spruce]

also true

I didn't even get a wildfire proc from the mages

[balmy condor]

shmeeps is like

[keen spruce]

terrible rng

[balmy condor]

an 85 parser

in my head

[ebon notch]

what am i in your head

[keen spruce]

[balmy condor]

you're not in my head

[keen spruce]

all of the good Assas rogues quit for the tier

so i'm an orange boi now

[ebon notch]

😦

[gusty mirage]

I didn't quit, but you also did say good

so

doesn't apply to me

[keen spruce]

you quit playing assas

[gusty mirage]

does it matter what I play

I'm bad at all 3 specs

I'm just dogshit at the game lmao

[keen spruce]

yeah but you play void elf

so u a good rogue

[ebon notch]

need more multi spec freakazoids

[gaunt moat]

(Meanwhile he killed last boss like a month ago)

[keen spruce]

also true

https://tenor.com/view/money-crying-woody-harrelson-wiping-tears-with-money-gif-6945518

oxi

[gusty mirage]

no shot its been a month

[keen spruce]

but wiping his tears with CEs

[gusty mirage]

that was less than 3 weeks ago

[gaunt moat]

Close enough

[keen spruce]

did you kill zskarn pre buff or pre nerf?

[gusty mirage]

did I?

no

did my guild? yes

I was benched

cause ya know

[keen spruce]

wait are you not on A52?

[gusty mirage]

afk in the corner

[gusty mirage]

I am

[keen spruce]

you have a zskarn parse as sub

[gusty mirage]

yes

from this week

where I got murdered by our warriors

[keen spruce]

oh

[gusty mirage]

I'm officially 9/9

wahoo

[keen spruce]

you're havoc is kind of a cranker

[gusty mirage]

you mean mr. momentum standing on me no matter where I move with the circle?

that havoc?

[keen spruce]

murdered by warriors you say

[gaunt moat]

Tomorrow echo will die, and then I will expirence sark's shit show as rogue.
I'm scared after everything you told

[gusty mirage]

yep

they made a wall of death

it was either tac destruction

or lines

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

I went out on my own terms

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/swear-sand-quicksand-the-simpsons-flip-off-gif-5796488

[gusty mirage]

at one point

I started shadowstepping one of our warriors

who legit would not move off of me

with his circle

so when I'd get my circle

I'd shadowstep him

every single time

[keen spruce]

maybe u should have saved shadowstep to jump over the wall of warriors

[gusty mirage]

considering it would have put me behind the boss

where I would've died to tac destruction anyway

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

they also murdered 4 people with their lines

[keen spruce]

terrorists

[gusty mirage]

split second shadow step I was dead either way

[keen spruce]

normally it's warlocks and mages that do it to our guild

the fkin wizards can't be trusted

[gusty mirage]

our ranged were the ones who actually spaced out their circles

to give people room

go figure

[keen spruce]

gud transmog

I used that shirt for most of SL

[gusty mirage]

tyty

wanna transmog my current shirt on the ground?

wait what

who said that

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

[quaint otter]

sry fc ;D

[balmy condor]

why you linking my io

[sweet dawn]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[quaint otter]

wanna show a friends that u can time 20 as assa xD

[balmy condor]

oh well duh

[quaint otter]

he's still flaming me for not playing sub

[balmy condor]

but there's better examples for that

I haven't done keys in months

[quaint otter]

you were the first one who came in mind

[balmy condor]

that means we have to get married now

I don't make the rules sorry

[quaint otter]

okay 😄

[gusty mirage]

what if I told you that you can even time a 21 as assassination

[balmy condor]

you gotta be jostlin my jimmies on that

[gusty mirage]

am I allowed to jostle your jimmy?

[balmy condor]

yes sir

and just so we're clear

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

based mushroom

[keen spruce]

I prefer gender-acidic

[balmy condor]

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

why not gender-basic

[blazing jewel]

[royal lantern]

isnt it illegal to lie like that mr.laywer

[keen spruce]

acidic balances out the richness more

basic is soapy

[blazing jewel]

shmeeps

mago too hard

time to go farm heroic all stars buddy

[keen spruce]

just kill it

[balmy condor]

do not the soap gender

[keen spruce]

[blazing jewel]

[gusty mirage]

wdym

I did it

it's possible

[balmy condor]

nice photoshop

[blazing jewel]

I swapped to the better elf

big parses incoming

[ebon notch]

[gusty mirage]

https://raider.io/mythic-plus-runs/season-df-2/7674033-21-the-underrot photoshop deez nuts buddy

[ebon notch]

cant

im busy watching sumo

[balmy condor]

you wanna come to my shouse? my sparents sharnt shome

[ebon notch]

are you having a stroke or

[balmy condor]

damn

[gaunt moat]

Underrot doesn't count

[balmy condor]

joke dead

[keen spruce]

[gusty mirage]

says you

[keen spruce]

you can velf through nelth walls

[gilded oasis]

yeah omw

[gusty mirage]

because here's the actual reality

none of the dungeons count

because m+ is a fucking joke

[ebon notch]

dungeons are literally just

pixels

[balmy condor]

yuck, women

[ebon notch]

a few days ago it wasnt

[balmy condor]

no thanks

[gusty mirage]

it always was bud

[gilded oasis]

[ebon notch]

opinion invalid bud

[gusty mirage]

now you have to deal with cooties

[balmy condor]

I'm pure

no woman here

[gusty mirage]

if you have an IO over 2800 your brain is fried anyway

[ebon notch]

same if you have an IO under 2800

[balmy condor]

call me an overpriced shop in an airport

cause I'm cootie free

[blazing jewel]

[gusty mirage]

you're the one who's stressing out over some leaderboard on a website that gets ddos'd every 3 hours

[ebon notch]

they get ddos'd cause theyre important

[gusty mirage]

for sure

[ebon notch]

my self-worth is on there

[gusty mirage]

nah

your self worth is inside you

you just refuse to see it

you're more than world of warcraft, more than WR, and more than IO

[gilded oasis]

can I buy that on Amazon?

[ebon notch]

but but i was front page holy pala

[gusty mirage]

sure

and that's cool

[ebon notch]

made me so happy

[gusty mirage]

but you're so much more than that

[gaunt moat]

Guys in my guild pushing 26+ with their characters.
Meanwhile I can't even time Naltherus 20 as sin

[gilded oasis]

need more aug voker notter

[gusty mirage]

[gaunt moat]

Impossible

[gusty mirage]

ask how many ragings I soothed

[gaunt moat]

You must be rank 1 sin then

[gusty mirage]

NOT A DAMN ONE

yeah my brackenhide is carrying my score tbh

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-vibes-emmit-fenn-who-dat-music-gif-18494627

[keen spruce]

this week is dum

0 timed 24s

[gaunt moat]

Brackenhide sin actually not aweful at

[gusty mirage]

this week is very dumb

[keen spruce]

just waddle into NL with a poggie auggie

[gusty mirage]

this entire game is fucking dumb

[keen spruce]

and time a 25

[gusty mirage]

augvoker actually made keys even more of a joke than before

we rolled into a 22 nelths lair

with a 433 ilvl DH tank

who died like 3 times lmao

and we +2'd it

[keen spruce]

we've been grabbing literally any aug that signs up

did a +23 nelth with a 2k one

a 23 freehold with a 2.3k one

and aug anytime

and everyone's immortal

[gusty mirage]

I was just casually doing 700k in aoe

very cool

sick game

I'm having SO much fun

ty papa blizzard

[blazing jewel]

oxi about to call ion zaddy frfr

[gilded oasis]

if you get a hold of him can you ask him when hes coming back to raid??

[gusty mirage]

do you actually want him back?

that's the real question

don't be acting like that mfer didn't craft his legendary in 9.0 with crit mastery as an rsham

[gilded oasis]

hes the glue

[blazing jewel]

im about to write a 4 paragraph essay on why sin rogues needs to be able to use 3 poisons on each weapon

[oak sky]

Why not 4

[blazing jewel]

ill tag @gusty mirage in it so he can validate my statements

[oak sky]

Why not all of thrm

[blazing jewel]

they always trust the rogue discord mods (not toxic)

[oak sky]

Except not kingsbane

[blazing jewel]

nono that would be too op

[oak sky]

Because everyone hates kingsbane

[blazing jewel]

its going straight on the OFFICIAL forums

ion is going to tremble in his lil boots after he reads that

[gusty mirage]

I wish you'd write a 4 paragraph essay on why you need therapy instead

[blazing jewel]

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-what-huh-will-smith-i-mean-gif-15916247

[ebon notch]

Is scana a chick or another rogue femboy

[blazing jewel]

[oak sky]

Gym bro

Gym zaddy

One of us

[gusty mirage]

you're ruining his cover

[oak sky]

Daps has to know the lore

[blazing jewel]

do I change it back to my face

[ebon notch]

There are too many femboys on discord

[blazing jewel]

is it time

[oak sky]

Hes rae and vels replacement

[ebon notch]

Change my mind