#assassination
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Spell hit?

Tf
ya
you needed a certain hit rating
to hit the spell hit % to make envenom always hit
or some shit
Not for you and me
Wait so I actually started playing rogue in one of the worst times to be a rogue?
We never miss
yes

9.0 was the worst rogue tier
by a mile
assassination was unplayable
they overnerfed sub
and outlaw had no semblance of burst damage at all
it was a damage profile flatter than my outlook on a happy life
100% crit leggo + killing spree was fun for a minute
we had 3 rogues in wrath classic doin the trick of the trade shuffle
10% damage buff 
truly the best timeline man
I miss the tricksing each other
Inb4 they bring it back in the rework
Make the parsing game impossible by having too many externals
just make every class ability buff other people so no one does their own damage and it's just a daisy chain of everyone buffing eachother

What if classes had abilities that only buffed one other class? To encourage diversity.
Like a rogues poison makes the mob more suseptable to some other classes ability
they tried that with druid's symbiosis(?) I believe
then instead of interating on it
they just threw it in the trash
per usual
also I think hunters would bring a raid buff that was missing at one point?
also scrapped
I was thinking a little smaller scale than a whole ass raid buff.
Just warlocks like there to be a rogue because they get a little bonus
maybe rogues like there to be a druid
druids like there to be a mage
etc
daisy chained to all the classes
Discord search seems to suggest that Accelerating Sandglass is simming correctly now. I'm still getting a 2k dps increase in the sim vs my beacon. Sims still funky or do I need the new trinket?
Tc thread says its bad in Sims now. So I'm unclear where it stands now.
are you simming Nightly or Latest build? or are you still on the weekly build
under sim options
I think weekly
Me too!
I call for a wipe if it doesn't crit. Then raid leader mutes me. :😀
"OK, opener ruined, rack ot and try again."
It*
2.5k DPS gain --> 500 DPS loss. Boooooooo
Ty Oxi, it wasn't the answer I wanted, but it's the one I deserved
wrath sin, was 17% spell hit, so poisons could hit. aoe was a little odd, since it was just fok without CP generation, and if you had enough targets you could infinite spam fok due to energy returns. focused attacks talent, 2 energy per crit
iirc, funny thing was you didnt bother much with expertise cap in wrath, but you did in cata
sorry to be the bearer of bad news, good news is the dagger is simming properly
extra bad news, that boss drops both the trinket and the dagger

I got pants from the whole fucking dungeon
THE WHOLE DUNGEON
that place is a shit show too btw
I'm seeing +500 dps for me for the dagger so...meh
how geared are you?

that thing was +600 dps for stealthi's sub set up
and haste is kaka for sub
it beats a 450 dagger in OH
it's nutty
It seems to be lower in value now, probably a simc change to it
at least you get the dissapointment early into the dungeon
tru
trinket was found to be bad though, no?
Can't wait to farm the dungeon on season 3 to get the dagger again (implying i will get it ever)

I remember when I was told I was stupid for crafting a dagger
because we have "so many options for daggers"

I'm the same 🥲
how come you don't have sark dagger, you killed him multiple times no?

just once
I don't have bodeeny or whispyr luck
where I get spoonfed end game daggers
I didn't get brood dagger until last week of 10.0
didn't get rygelon dagger until pre-patch

went all of 9.2 and 9.2.5 w/o seeing it
are you the only rogue on your team?
yes

warlocks got prio over him on agility daggers
@gray crest can attest to my bad luck with daggers
all that luck went to Whispyr
I got dagger on our only kill 
Brood? Other rogue was guild leader and took it 
Think we had brood dagger on both rogues when we killed rasz
only 1 mythic torch tho
we only dropped 1 mythic torch
but we ended up getting like 5 in one vault reset
which was kinda wild
literally almost all the melee got their torches on that tuesday
think we got 2 M Toches from all kills everyone got them from vault but only after clear
My vaults need some of that juice, im sitting here with 12 tokens of merit and nothing thats going to be worthwhile to socket 

Also he started by speaking alien
Notter know catfisher
You're joking, but you don't wanna know how many men hit on me on facebook thinking i'm a girl
someone added me on discord thinking i was an artist and wanted a commission of something
Yeh Hungarian sounds about right
cause only in those languages can "ssz" be a fucking sound
Also, it appeard that he was playing roblox.

!fuu
Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz
Hungarians are snake people?
Famous roblox gamer notter
Famed Slayer of the Roblussy
stop 

I just searched for "roblox world of warcraft" on youtube.
I lasted about 3 seconds of the video it found.
came that fast?
LMAOO
Jeez
ik mirror is not even great, but still
i got nothing my first run but my resto sham is a chad and gave me the mirror
what mount did you get from it
FUCKING FREEHOLDT MOUNT

yes, i never dropped it
huge
Lucky 😮
what mount did it turn to ? 😮
The freehold mount
Someone got it on my Druids run last night but I didn’t stay to see what they got lol
that place is cancer and i dread having to go back next week and the week after and the week after that
can we drop mega dung loot in vault?
no
no
its no m+
this is true but my friends always want me to come carry dps for them 
Question, haven't played sin this patch. how do we open with beacon/bomb
ive been putting beacon right after rupture in the opener and then bomb whenever that comes up afterish 
Beacon after rupture
Bomb on cd
Max beacon casts though
tl:dr, beacon after rupture in the opener, bomb on cd after that
opener with beacon is garrote->SnD->ER->rupture->beacon->sepsis->dm(potion+tea here)->shiv->blast
AoE for sure a bit ridiculous
Turbo toxin: 6 combo points (can’t be used without deeper stra) fixing massive amount of nature damage to your target, double if they’re wearing cloth. Consume all bleed and poisons on the target to triple this damage. Cd 10mins reduced by by 1sec per combo point spent, can only use nature based attacks for 20seconds
Y
Hi guys I've got a question regarding aoe in mm+ don't you guys still maintain snd ? #assassination-faq message
Yo tho mages was turbo broken in aoe this isn’t surprising
thanks mate it wasn't in the opener for aoe rotation I was confused 🙂
Totally get it but did they not see that before letting it go live?
That’s my issue
Like quit sending shit to live
Mage is still really good after nerfs
are you trying to make me hate you
did you do your part and give them free QA with the PTR?
gg mate also what does timestrike actually do ?
putting my tinfoil hat on but any dice enjoyers feeling like it's been proccing less since the patch?
its just a dmg proc
and cus offhand ilvl doesnt matter
its the best for offhand
I don’t play mage
I would love to raid lock at some point but guild has like 80
We both know that’s impossible
tru you too cute
mage got clipped

MAYBE I DIDNT POST IT IN HERE FIRST AND I HAD TO COPY IT INTO OTHER DISCORDS
MAYBE THE COURSE INSTRUCTOR CALLED ON ME AND I HAD TO TAB OUT
IM ONLY ONE DUCK
Oxi with the shade
I am a professional shmeeps bully
Poor shmeeps
oh wait oxi called me a hooker i gotta go grab that for the folder too
Everyone bullied shmeeps because shmeeps = duck
Everyone loves notter because notter = (what animal is notter pfp?)
notter is a bunny
angry bunny
I think I heard we beacon then vanish on pull actually
that's the thing
I hate all of you
Outlaw > sin
especially @spice spire
I had to say it
Im the only non angry Lebanese person I know
You can do that for an omega tight check and I think it might be correct on a farm that is really close to 5m
nope
no you cannot
no
I WAS MEME
It runs in the boood
I'm banning you
Blood
DONT DO IT
I think it might be a thing
nope
🙂
sure as fuck isn't
I wouldn’t know
but playing SBS is also not a thing
I’ve not looted a fucking trinket this tier
and you still do that

I was doing it on heroic reclears cuz all of our kill times were between 2-2:15
and you have the nerve to call @keen spruce cursed
Ok now youve gone to far
That’s why I play Sbs
SBS is precious
Im probably not going to go sbs on zskarn
I forgive you for the troll
Yeah
brother
I need all 2 brain cells
what kind of crack are you smoking
To dodge
DODGE WHAT
Lava?
but you press sbs more often than sepsis
My overall shot 30k on zskarn reflexes when I realized I should be low cp rupturing adds for energy
this man is upsetting me
bye

@keen spruce I'm sorry for ever insulting you
Hmm
from now on I will bully quake

I mean
Sbs you have to track crit windows and reapply at the perfect time like agony lock dot
Sepsis you just garrote then shiv
in the context of you only having 2 braincells to spare to dodge lave coom
huh
yes 
this aint shadowlands

there aren't any crit windows
Crit windows?
wot the hell did i just read
You can clip the Sbs on a crit and make it do 16x
Bro it’s a fire and forget
Idk I’m writing bullshit
Wrong. U either crit or not (crit window)
Im done writing bullshit
I'm changing your name to smelliest rogue in NOCCO


dont you dare touch my herbie brand!
I wouldve replied with ragey but its gone from my emotes… 

Can confirm this math
@keen spruce I need confirmation on this theory
crit is always 50%
Amen

Now aint that the truth
you're both so fucking smelly
Wait what
You not critting beacon? Simply a skill issue
Rogues have fixed crit?
What the fuck
because I wanted to
I did not

take it up with management
These gifs getting sniped with high velocity
But I definitely find them
let me and quake prayge together
Less than warranted
I'd rather you not do it as a meme of another faith
no
but he said amen and i said amin
It is not
it jus different language 
*amin
amin indeed
I’m praying in American wtf
okay so now quake is insinuating it's unamerican to be muslim

and this is why I deleted it

I’m implying 95% of American Christian’s will say American instead of English
But go off
Anyway
Sbs
Eggs. How do you like them?
A winner answer
Not a big runny egg fan, it’s gross stuff
I hope you always miss your sbs crit window 🙏
Slightly runny is bis
I love me some eggs
Trust
My gemstone windows tf
If im getting boiled eggs theyre always slightly runny
every way but poached
Gonna have to commit a culinary sin tomorrow and make hard boiled eggs cuz im making a tuna salad
Not a sin if it’s going in a tuna salad
Why do you dislike poached?
Cobb salad too
WYM I love a hard boiled egg with some salt
That seems like a weird line to draw
idk ive never actually had a poached one but they look weird...
(I’m actually asking, no judgement here)
poached is mid af iwthout the suace
Have you ever had an egg McMuffin?
That’s like ghetto poached
uh no maybe once
Eggs Benedict are fucking delicious
^^ its cuz of the sauce
Holondaise sauce
im telling u
Mmmm
Eggs Benedict 
Prob spelled that wrong
quake is a walking oxymoron hmmm
Goat breakfast meal
There’s a place down south that does a steak and lobster eggs Benedict that would make you wanna slap your mom
?????????????
Soooooo goood
I’m weird dude
Scrambled with ketchup
I don’t like over salted things and like 90% of bacon is overly salted
That’s gross
Ketchup 👎👎👎
Weird fact: my grandfather ate his scrambled eggs with mustard
Also crazy
Because when he was in Korea, he ate everything with ketchup so he wanted something different
Oh it’s not good
But it’s what he did 
I can almost see like some fancy mustard but not like.. yellow mussy
Amen
Nah it was straight the yellow mussy
Im biased, I dont like mustart
I live in Maine so if I’m getting lobster eggs Benny it’s gonna be here
unless honey mussy
I’m a pretty big mustard enjoyer but holy fuck mustard on eggs is something
Place I’m talking about is in Key West
So kinda same deal
Our local lobsters are delicious
How else can I piss people off on food 
ok im hungry now time for lunch
Cake pie and cheesecake are pretty gross to me
Pineapple on pizza yay or nay?
Enjoy lunch Zar 
Situational
yay!
Standard Hawaiian? Very yes
Yeah situational but I mostly like pineapple on my pizzas
pep, sausage, olive, onion, pineapple
Val likes barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple, and I find that too sweet and gross
yum
You need the balance
Yeah it’s a salty and sweet thing, otherwise, it’s a no for me
Yeaaahhhh bbq on pizza is waaay too sweet
agree on the bbq/pineapple
They got this buffalo chicken pizza out here on a thin crust that’s super good
We talking about food?
We’re talking about foodisms
Bless
Buffalo chicken is a weird enjoyment of mine
I had a good club sandwhich today
I also think white sauce/garlic sauce chicken bacon tomato type is good..green onion
Bacon, egg, cheese, chciken lettuce
everyone liked pineapple on pizza until like... 2012 then everyone decided it was gross and yall should be ashamed for being bandwagon followers
There’s a super weird place near us that does a nashville hot with pickle on it. It sounds gross but it worked
Im never a bandwagon follower duck boy
Legit everyone here said they liked it
Tf u mean duck boy

so long as it doesn't have blue cheese on it
wouldn't know, can't eat pork
even when it's a 5:10 kill time?

Why don’t you like blue cheese?
My first choice is usually cheese or pepperoni
I like my pizza super simple
Brother what the
Actual question too because I can see like 4 reasons why
Kill magmorax faster than 5:00 
Peanut butter
@vapid sierra That’s a huge cap
Nutella and peanut butter pizza vs curry banana pizza for worst pizza toppings
Oh
Brother
Oh what
Dog I though that’s what you meant 
Hol up
Yeah that’s fine
That sounds fine
You guys thought I was that delusional 💀🗿

Yes
Yes.
I mean I am delusional
Vex “Reese pizza, crit window” ero
Have you seen what a certain swedish former echo tank puts on his Pizza you never know with wow players
I gotchu
See above
Banana pizza enjoyers out

I got a banana for you right here 
Not a huge fan of deep dish either
Don’t make shmeeps lewd ur knees again mister nugz
Oh god
Done*
Too much going on
Big Detroit fan
Pizza should be simple
Now I want pizza

Quake do I get the curry banana Nutella peanut butter pizza?
With pepperoni?
Or sausage?
I hope one of your patients have cdiff and you have to spend a long time with them

A fate worse than death
Brother I had someone with bed bugs come in yesterday and we had no fucking idea
Until 15 minutes before my shift ended
Dog did I ever tell you the really gross bed bug story?

If I haven’t I’ll spoiler it (it will definitely be not for those eating)
No
But I about burned my clothes
Coming home
I’m gonna eat
While reading it

||Patient came in with a trach, he was staring at a friends place, and it was so bad that the bed bugs had climbed down the trach and were living in his throat, so they had to clean it out. The smell permeated for four days in his room and had to be quarantined off, second worst smelling thing I’ve had to date at work. ||

What do you do for a living
No shot
The fuck
DO NOT READ THIS IS GROSS
Brother
what the holy fuck
My brother in Christ
How big are they

I’m a social worker at a large hospital downtown
Wait what smelled worse than that
Tldr lady ate a wild mushroom and came in with stomach pains, and it liquified her insides literally. The smell covered 4 floors
Yeah I had to ask
Her bf also ate the mushroom but had mild discomfort because he cooked it first
oh fuck man
I mean yeah, she died mid surgery

Had they known they wouldn’t have opened it up. It was rough
wait why would annyone just eat a random mushroom not even cook it this is not mario lmao
Idk wasn’t my patient
Thats a crazy fucking story
Homeless and hungry man

oh fuck i thought it was a dumb mushroom picker
I've been unlucky enough to smell rotting corpse
and oh man
I never want to smell that ever ever again
If they would of made it out imagine the bill
It’s worse than that
Sucks ass
If they would have made it out they would have had ssi
We’re not an expanded state buddy
Damn bro
We don’t get that free roll

in law school we were forced to take a clinic, and I took the housing clinic. The school was located in detroit so I got to see some interesting homes that people were fighting tooth and nail to stay in
Ohio actually being better for once
one of the homes had a toilet in the basement

that if you flushed any other toilet in the house
Ssi? Im Canadian
So if they’re homeless and not like super sick “sucks to suck”
like old faithful
Oxi in law school?
that basement smelled so fucking bad
Dog homeless situations are legitimately some of the most depressing things you’ll see
They really are
sounds sick
You think and can fathom how sad it is, but seeing tent cities and the situations like that live. Will really give perspective

People love to shun the homeless and place the blame solely on them and drug problems
When alot of them just ended up there due to unfortuante circumstances
and its REALLY sad
US dont give a fuck about em
the city of detroit would send parking enforcement to the clinic (where there was no metered parking btw)
and they would run plates and boot & tow cars

I mean addiction is a disease caused by a bad choice, I get that. But no one deserves that kind of shit
this was a clinic that strictly helped out indigent people
and they were being predatory toward them
The government really dislikes poor people, news at 11
absolute insanity
Especially with the crazy amount of money that gets thrown around each day
I called the parking enforcement hotline
and I legit sat there chewing this poor woman out for 45 minutes
they had towed the car of an 85 year old woman
her section 8 housing apartment was 3 miles away from the clinic
When I was driving through Pennsylvania I stopped at a rest stop and highway patrol ran every plate there
and now she had no car
Was kind of cringe tbh
It also feels really bad to chew those people out because it’s like not their fault, but also message has to get across
Big 700 (if they’re lucky) monthly
What is SSI
social security income
Ah
No
fucking insane
Ssi is supplemental security income
ssd is disability
But it’s weird desperation
the fact that they were doing that to these people
was the grossest fucking thing I've ever witnessed
I was fuming man
this poor old lady had to call a friend to come pick her up
she started crying
SSI is awarded through disability too.
But they don’t have criteria. But yeah it’s really fucking sad
I had to pick up a patient to take him to his appointment
not to mention her landlord was trying to evict her
because they were trying to turn her building into luxury apartments
Poor man was in a wheelchair and had an appointment 4 miles from the closest bus stop

I mean flint still doesnt have clean water... Not surprised theyre praying on the poor and elderly
To get his disability
So he could get some care because tennessee doesn’t have anything if you don’t have kids 
"Pull yourself up from your boot straps and get to work"
Poverty is the biggest fucking trap in America
Next to higher education
You can work making nothing and be further down than not working and receiving benefits for your family
Which means you’re forever locked in
it all stems from systemic racism
Yeah it does
Alot of this shit was passed back in the 70's early 80's
brother
Same as the long con with Roe v wade
you're preaching to the choir
You know we go OT 2.0 every now and then
Ik you know, dealing with as many immigration cases you see worse than you and you’re operating at a loss
Mf gonna have to have a mail order spouse for healthcare
Man
yeah unfortunately I have to start charging more and start charging for things I never wanted to charge for
just so I can ya know
not be poor lmao
How bad is vers for sin. i have my sub set with a few mastery off pieces but would it be worth re stating crafted gear to mast? also progging mythic so i kinda like vers but if im at a loss ill change it up
vers is aight
I wouldn't bother recrafting it all
tbh
you're look at most 1% more damage
and it's a lot of effort & gold for that 1%
ok ill take the dr then for sure
We like all stats, robot will tell you what to do. But you’ll do more damage by playing well than focusing on stats super duper hard unless you’re an absolute GIGAchad perfect player
My normal practice parses say so 💪
Yeah for you it’s ultra shitty because the clientele you serve (I assume, a lot of them anyway given immigration bits) are the ones in most need
People feel good taking from big entities. No one wants to take from the little guys
And even then you're in the mercy of RNG and procs
Sophic enjoyers rise up 
ask quake
I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown pretty much every day
Like it won’t make the difference if you’re graying because like, that’s fundamental issue. But high end is some high roll
Yeah he is
Rightfully
Most of the dipshits that ended up being lawyers that i went to school with are all making a shit ton of money
ofc they sold their soul for the paycheck
granted some of them are super smart.. most arent
lawyers aren't smart
Na i meant out of the people i know lol
no no high end is all player skill
Most lawyers don’t give a fuck about their clientele

40% sophic uptime speaking
60
we got our client citizenship yesterday tho



The universe always finds a way
You'll get yours man
Man’s gonna make his nut writing d4 guides
I quit my job in november cuz i had some business development gig lined up but the guy hirinig me turned out to be a dillusional kook so I've just been degening WoW for 8 months while he keeps sending me weekly texts that the funding will be here next week 

fkin entrepreneurs man
Prob has a healthy cocaine habbit too @keen spruce
true dat
Me wondering why I died and didn’t prog forgeborn reveries and get a free 15s to smack boss
Ngl that emote name is sus tho

last 2 are best
baby shmeps big hat
Ur old as fuck boy hahahahahaha

I turn 31 soon


I’m 33 in 2 weeks
You’re not trash 
oh wow, thats almost dead
Boomers
I packed in 48 hours as of yesterday, work a 12 today and I raided four days straight. I’m dead inside
Zar is definitely a boomer mf not even in the 1990s anymore 
How much caffeine

Wtf
You already knew you were a boomer papi

All of u are boomers to me 
Jokes on you I’m already laying down on the couch at work
👀
@keen spruce when he has to use puzzlebox in 10.3
Damn man I say it atleast 3 times a week… I wish I had a couch at work
fk
Not enough
Sleep before it hits
I’m 36 in a month 
Mf ancient as fuck
I forgot to get it from@the Kuerig
I didn't even think about hta
I’m 16 💀
that
Youngest wow player in existence

Yeah don’t remind me pal
Oh I’m sure there’s younger

@keen spruce OLD
The key?

Oh yeah for sure
Definitely some boomers getting they’re youngings on the game
its fine
my old RL had his kid fishing and skinning at like age 5 or something
Zar, Dieslow, and me will have a boomer convention
I’d make mine gold farm for me
But also don’t open with that (you didn’t here, but the internet is a really weird place) just be safe is all
All I want is street’s of tazavesh back

Idk why I loved that key
Taz was ok
I liked streets a lot more than the second bit
I'll bring the weighted blankets and roll out cots dw @thorn fjord @gilded oasis
Oh yeah for sure, I’ve been here a while, no weirdos in site
gonna nap so HARD
Pugging the dragon boss was always an experience

COUNT ME IN
Plenty of weirdos, just don’t think that kind
Old mfs
jealousy is ugly on you xoxo
if you don't see any weirdos in a discord channel
Get 4 hours of sleep as god intended
They lurking
we're gonna have a scheduled conference for coffee & talking about "the good ol' days"
post-nap conference
Same and same
Shmeeps ur the weirdo
Weird duck

(It’s definitely him)
The restaurant I went to tday was serving duck @keen spruce
And I like that 
Checks out tbh
Im never gone
Apparently the guild died while i wasnt playing lmao
Oh wait your guild died?
They had such an awful tier
Tf is dekai doing
Not playing now ig
Im pretty sure if we just play bitch rogue this tier the guild kills sark
And mal’ganis






























