#assassination

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gusty mirage
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and you'd buff each other

blazing jewel
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Spell hit?

gusty mirage
blazing jewel
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Tf

gusty mirage
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you needed a certain hit rating

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to hit the spell hit % to make envenom always hit

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or some shit

blazing jewel
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Not for you and me

agile osprey
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Wait so I actually started playing rogue in one of the worst times to be a rogue?

blazing jewel
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We never miss

agile osprey
gusty mirage
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9.0 was the worst rogue tier

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by a mile

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assassination was unplayable

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they overnerfed sub

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and outlaw had no semblance of burst damage at all

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it was a damage profile flatter than my outlook on a happy life

agile osprey
keen spruce
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we had 3 rogues in wrath classic doin the trick of the trade shuffle

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10% damage buff GAsm

gusty mirage
blazing jewel
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No u

somber sparrow
deft flicker
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Make the parsing game impossible by having too many externals

keen spruce
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just make every class ability buff other people so no one does their own damage and it's just a daisy chain of everyone buffing eachother

misty holly
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Like a rogues poison makes the mob more suseptable to some other classes ability

gusty mirage
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they tried that with druid's symbiosis(?) I believe

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then instead of interating on it

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they just threw it in the trash

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per usual

keen spruce
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symbiosis was a hot mess

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design wise

gusty mirage
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also I think hunters would bring a raid buff that was missing at one point?

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also scrapped

misty holly
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I was thinking a little smaller scale than a whole ass raid buff.

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Just warlocks like there to be a rogue because they get a little bonus

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maybe rogues like there to be a druid

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druids like there to be a mage

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etc

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daisy chained to all the classes

static crystal
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Discord search seems to suggest that Accelerating Sandglass is simming correctly now. I'm still getting a 2k dps increase in the sim vs my beacon. Sims still funky or do I need the new trinket?

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Tc thread says its bad in Sims now. So I'm unclear where it stands now.

gusty mirage
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are you simming Nightly or Latest build? or are you still on the weekly build

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under sim options

static crystal
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I think weekly

gusty mirage
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yeah weekly gets updated once a week

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you're gonna wanna use nightly or latest

static crystal
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Ok, lemme go burst my own bubble and rerun it lol

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Thank you :p

gusty mirage
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I wish the trinket was good too cryIgnore

static crystal
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Me too!

gusty mirage
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I crit 4 beacons in 4 hours last night

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it was such pain

static crystal
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I call for a wipe if it doesn't crit. Then raid leader mutes me. :😀

gusty mirage
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I respect the hustle

static crystal
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"OK, opener ruined, rack ot and try again."

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It*

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2.5k DPS gain --> 500 DPS loss. Boooooooo

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Ty Oxi, it wasn't the answer I wanted, but it's the one I deserved

simple gyro
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wrath sin, was 17% spell hit, so poisons could hit. aoe was a little odd, since it was just fok without CP generation, and if you had enough targets you could infinite spam fok due to energy returns. focused attacks talent, 2 energy per crit

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iirc, funny thing was you didnt bother much with expertise cap in wrath, but you did in cata

gusty mirage
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extra bad news, that boss drops both the trinket and the dagger

thorn fjord
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I got pants from the whole fucking dungeon

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THE WHOLE DUNGEON

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that place is a shit show too btw

static crystal
gusty mirage
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how geared are you?

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that thing was +600 dps for stealthi's sub set up

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and haste is kaka for sub

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it beats a 450 dagger in OH

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it's nutty

spice surge
gusty mirage
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yeah but haste is good for assassination

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500 dps for a sin setup is weirdge

cobalt hemlock
gusty mirage
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tru

gaunt moat
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trinket was found to be bad though, no?

gusty mirage
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yes

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that's the bad news

keen spruce
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LF na rogues that already got the dagger to funnel me loot on tuesday

gusty mirage
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no

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fuck you

gaunt moat
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Can't wait to farm the dungeon on season 3 to get the dagger again (implying i will get it ever)

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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because we have "so many options for daggers"

gaunt moat
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I'm the same 🥲

keen spruce
gaunt moat
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how come you don't have sark dagger, you killed him multiple times no?

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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I don't have bodeeny or whispyr luck

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where I get spoonfed end game daggers

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I didn't get brood dagger until last week of 10.0

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didn't get rygelon dagger until pre-patch

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went all of 9.2 and 9.2.5 w/o seeing it

keen spruce
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are you the only rogue on your team?

gusty mirage
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yes

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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I've seen the rasz bow more times than I've seen the brood dagger btw

gaunt moat
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warlocks got prio over him on agility daggers

gusty mirage
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@gray crest can attest to my bad luck with daggers

gray crest
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all that luck went to Whispyr

gusty mirage
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next brood kill after I left Back in March

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brood dropped the dagger

royal lantern
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got dagger on first kill

keen spruce
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I got dagger on our only kill kek

gaunt moat
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Brood? Other rogue was guild leader and took it starege

woeful meteor
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Think we had brood dagger on both rogues when we killed rasz starege only 1 mythic torch tho

gusty mirage
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we only dropped 1 mythic torch

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but we ended up getting like 5 in one vault reset

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which was kinda wild

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literally almost all the melee got their torches on that tuesday

woeful meteor
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think we got 2 M Toches from all kills everyone got them from vault but only after clear

spice surge
gaunt moat
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The Notter multiverse saga continues

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what is even going on anymore

gusty mirage
gaunt moat
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Also he started by speaking alien

woeful meteor
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Notter know catfisher

gaunt moat
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I think he might be a naga

gaunt moat
gusty mirage
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looks eastern european

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probably hungarian

gray crest
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someone added me on discord thinking i was an artist and wanted a commission of something

balmy condor
gusty mirage
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cause only in those languages can "ssz" be a fucking sound

gaunt moat
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Also, it appeard that he was playing roblox.

gusty mirage
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notter forever haunted by the roblox community

gaunt moat
lucid yew
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!fuu

prisma monolithBOT
gaunt moat
balmy condor
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Famous roblox gamer notter

gusty mirage
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Famed Slayer of the Roblussy

gaunt moat
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stop sitmadge

gusty mirage
gaunt moat
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I just searched for "roblox world of warcraft" on youtube.
I lasted about 3 seconds of the video it found.

runic hinge
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came that fast?

balmy condor
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Holy shit that one got me good

proven jasper
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LMAOO

royal lantern
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what a first run

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dagger+mirror+mount

proven jasper
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Jeez

royal lantern
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ik mirror is not even great, but still

proven jasper
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i got nothing my first run but my resto sham is a chad and gave me the mirror

woeful meteor
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what mount did you get from it

royal lantern
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yes, i never dropped it

woeful meteor
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huge

gaunt moat
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Lucky 😮

slow tulip
storm belfry
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The freehold mount

slow tulip
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oh ok

storm belfry
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Someone got it on my Druids run last night but I didn’t stay to see what they got lol

royal lantern
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ez +820dps

slow tulip
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holyyyy

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gz brah

severe sparrow
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that place is cancer and i dread having to go back next week and the week after and the week after that

royal lantern
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i mena, if you are after the dagger

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just leave after the 2nd boss

ashen rover
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can we drop mega dung loot in vault?

royal lantern
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no

slow tulip
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no

royal lantern
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its no m+

ashen rover
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i thought so, just had mega hopium

severe sparrow
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this is true but my friends always want me to come carry dps for them dogesad

thorn estuary
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Question, haven't played sin this patch. how do we open with beacon/bomb

severe sparrow
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ive been putting beacon right after rupture in the opener and then bomb whenever that comes up afterish PES_SadShrug

spice spire
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Bomb on cd

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Max beacon casts though

royal lantern
thorn estuary
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EZPZ

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ty all

limber lion
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Mage already getting nerfed

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lmao

bronze pike
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I’m honor of wizzard being nerfed

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I have a new sin fix

thorn fjord
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@gusty mirage frost and fire had 3 days before getting nerfed again lmao

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Wtf

limber lion
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Sadge

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I've gotten 70 ilvl on my boy in 2 days

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And now it's getting butchered

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gg

thorn fjord
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What the hell are they even doing

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Blizzards gotta get it together man

spice spire
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I mean

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Mages were omega tuned

limber lion
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AoE for sure a bit ridiculous

bronze pike
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Turbo toxin: 6 combo points (can’t be used without deeper stra) fixing massive amount of nature damage to your target, double if they’re wearing cloth. Consume all bleed and poisons on the target to triple this damage. Cd 10mins reduced by by 1sec per combo point spent, can only use nature based attacks for 20seconds

spice spire
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Y

bronze pike
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See the last part is to prevent sin from being nerfed

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Pretty smart

full estuary
spice spire
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Yes

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You’ll weave in envenoms as needed

bronze pike
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Yo tho mages was turbo broken in aoe this isn’t surprising

full estuary
# spice spire Yes

thanks mate it wasn't in the opener for aoe rotation I was confused 🙂

thorn fjord
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That’s my issue

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Like quit sending shit to live

vapid sierra
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Mage is still really good after nerfs

gusty mirage
vapid sierra
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Blizz gotta get some qc tho

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Dieslow is right

gusty mirage
full estuary
fallow canopy
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putting my tinfoil hat on but any dice enjoyers feeling like it's been proccing less since the patch?

royal lantern
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and cus offhand ilvl doesnt matter

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its the best for offhand

thorn fjord
gusty mirage
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work for free god damnit

vapid sierra
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Fire mage fun

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Only other spec apart sin/outlaw I like

thorn fjord
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I would love to raid lock at some point but guild has like 80

vapid sierra
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Yeah

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The issue with lock is

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I only like aff OMEGAKEKW

bronze pike
gusty mirage
keen spruce
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mage got clipped

wide ridge
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wait, they aren't capped to 8 targets to begin with? lmao

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i mean softcapped

gusty mirage
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cause you're never early

keen spruce
limber lion
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16 minutes late buddy

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Be better

keen spruce
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I'm in the middle of a SMC certification zoom call

limber lion
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Also whatchu mean 16 minutes

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post was half an hour ago

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excuses

keen spruce
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MAYBE I DIDNT POST IT IN HERE FIRST AND I HAD TO COPY IT INTO OTHER DISCORDS

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MAYBE THE COURSE INSTRUCTOR CALLED ON ME AND I HAD TO TAB OUT

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IM ONLY ONE DUCK

vapid sierra
silk bane
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#SAY NO TO SHMEEPS BULLYING

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RAISE AWARENESS

spice spire
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I am a professional shmeeps bully

keen spruce
vapid sierra
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Poor shmeeps

keen spruce
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oh wait oxi called me a hooker i gotta go grab that for the folder too

vapid sierra
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Everyone bullied shmeeps because shmeeps = duck

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Everyone loves notter because notter = (what animal is notter pfp?)

silk bane
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look what u guys did to him

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he used to be a good duck

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now he plays outalw

thorn fjord
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angry bunny

gilded oasis
gusty mirage
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I hate all of you

vapid sierra
gusty mirage
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especially @spice spire

vapid sierra
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I had to say it

vapid sierra
thorn fjord
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Makes sense

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@gusty mirage is a pretty angry dude

gusty mirage
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I was born and raised in america

vapid sierra
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Im the only non angry Lebanese person I know

keen spruce
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but that's just number of angry

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not volume of anger

spice spire
gilded oasis
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no

gusty mirage
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if someone sends me a log

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and they do this

gilded oasis
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I WAS MEME

vapid sierra
gusty mirage
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I'm banning you

vapid sierra
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Blood

gilded oasis
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DONT DO IT

spice spire
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I think it might be a thing

gusty mirage
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nope

spice spire
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🙂

gusty mirage
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sure as fuck isn't

gilded oasis
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know what else is a thing

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cancer

spice spire
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I wouldn’t know

gusty mirage
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but playing SBS is also not a thing

spice spire
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I’ve not looted a fucking trinket this tier

gusty mirage
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and you still do that

spice spire
vapid sierra
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Sbs is free damage

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Especially when you die

keen spruce
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I was doing it on heroic reclears cuz all of our kill times were between 2-2:15

gusty mirage
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and you have the nerve to call @keen spruce cursed

gilded oasis
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Ok now youve gone to far

vapid sierra
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That’s why I play Sbs

gilded oasis
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SBS is precious

spice spire
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Im probably not going to go sbs on zskarn

gusty mirage
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what

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so you'd play it on rashok

spice spire
gusty mirage
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but not on zskarn

spice spire
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Yeah

gusty mirage
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brother

gilded oasis
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bro sbs those adds

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get it

spice spire
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I need all 2 brain cells

gusty mirage
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what kind of crack are you smoking

spice spire
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To dodge

gusty mirage
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DODGE WHAT

spice spire
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Lava?

gusty mirage
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okay

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I'm leaving

keen spruce
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but you press sbs more often than sepsis

vapid sierra
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My overall shot 30k on zskarn reflexes when I realized I should be low cp rupturing adds for energy

gusty mirage
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this man is upsetting me

gilded oasis
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bye

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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@keen spruce I'm sorry for ever insulting you

limber lion
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Hmm

gusty mirage
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from now on I will bully quake

gilded oasis
keen spruce
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i'm tellin u

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sbs=small brain syndrome

spice spire
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You actually just said sepsis easier because you press it less

vapid sierra
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I mean

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Sbs you have to track crit windows and reapply at the perfect time like agony lock dot

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Sepsis you just garrote then shiv

gusty mirage
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crit windows?

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brother

keen spruce
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in the context of you only having 2 braincells to spare to dodge lave coom

gilded oasis
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huh

keen spruce
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yes pat_smile

gusty mirage
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this aint shadowlands

vapid sierra
gusty mirage
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there aren't any crit windows

spice spire
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Crit windows?

vapid sierra
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You can clip the Sbs on a crit and make it do 16x

spice spire
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Bro it’s a fire and forget

vapid sierra
burnt latch
gilded oasis
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just shoot that shit out

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pew pew pew

vapid sierra
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Im done writing bullshit

gusty mirage
keen spruce
silk bane
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actual vexero po

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v

burnt latch
silk bane
spice spire
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Crit % is a lie

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It’s always 50%

burnt latch
keen spruce
burnt latch
spice spire
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@keen spruce I need confirmation on this theory

keen spruce
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crit is always 50%

keen spruce
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either it crits or it doesn't

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50/50

spice spire
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Amen

gilded oasis
burnt latch
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Now aint that the truth

gusty mirage
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you're both so fucking smelly

vapid sierra
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Wait what

spice spire
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You not critting beacon? Simply a skill issue

vapid sierra
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Rogues have fixed crit?

spice spire
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What the fuck

keen spruce
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amin

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why you delete

gusty mirage
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because I wanted to

spice spire
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I did not

keen spruce
gusty mirage
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take it up with management

burnt latch
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These gifs getting sniped with high velocity

spice spire
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But I definitely find them

keen spruce
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let me and quake prayge together

spice spire
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Less than warranted

gusty mirage
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I'd rather you not do it as a meme of another faith

spice spire
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Simple

silk bane
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wait oxis name is amin

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based

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truly based

gusty mirage
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no

keen spruce
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but he said amen and i said amin

spice spire
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It is not

keen spruce
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it jus different language cryge

silk bane
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Susge

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cuz im armin and u know armin and amin besties alooj

spice spire
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I’m actually a man of faith

keen spruce
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i have faith in 50% crit

spice spire
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Amen brethren

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Those are numbers I can stand behind

burnt latch
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*amin

silk bane
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amin indeed

spice spire
gusty mirage
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okay so now quake is insinuating it's unamerican to be muslim

spice spire
gusty mirage
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and this is why I deleted it

burnt latch
gusty mirage
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change the topic or I'll change it for you

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thanks

spice spire
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I’m implying 95% of American Christian’s will say American instead of English

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But go off

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Anyway

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Sbs

burnt latch
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Eggs. How do you like them?

spice spire
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Thots

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Scrambled

burnt latch
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A winner answer

spice spire
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Not a big runny egg fan, it’s gross stuff

silk bane
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I hope you always miss your sbs crit window 🙏

vapid sierra
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Slightly runny is bis

burnt latch
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I love me some eggs

vapid sierra
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Trust

spice spire
burnt latch
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If im getting boiled eggs theyre always slightly runny

gilded oasis
burnt latch
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Gonna have to commit a culinary sin tomorrow and make hard boiled eggs cuz im making a tuna salad

thorn fjord
spice spire
thorn fjord
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Cobb salad too

gilded oasis
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WYM I love a hard boiled egg with some salt

spice spire
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That seems like a weird line to draw

gilded oasis
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idk ive never actually had a poached one but they look weird...

spice spire
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(I’m actually asking, no judgement here)

silk bane
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poached is mid af iwthout the suace

spice spire
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That’s like ghetto poached

gilded oasis
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uh no maybe once

thorn fjord
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Eggs Benedict are fucking delicious

silk bane
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^^ its cuz of the sauce

thorn fjord
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Holondaise sauce

silk bane
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im telling u

thorn fjord
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Mmmm

spice spire
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Eggs Benedict vomitpepe

thorn fjord
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Prob spelled that wrong

silk bane
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quake is a walking oxymoron hmmm

runic hinge
silk bane
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like poached eggs but doesnt like eggs benedict

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actual menac

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elock him up

spice spire
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?? Bro food is the weirdest thing with me

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Don’t do bacon either

thorn fjord
silk bane
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?????????????

thorn fjord
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Soooooo goood

spice spire
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I’m weird dude

gilded oasis
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Scrambled with ketchup

spice spire
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I don’t like over salted things and like 90% of bacon is overly salted

spice spire
thorn fjord
spice spire
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Weird fact: my grandfather ate his scrambled eggs with mustard

gilded oasis
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ok

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thats too far

spice spire
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Because when he was in Korea, he ate everything with ketchup so he wanted something different

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Oh it’s not good

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But it’s what he did kekdog

thorn fjord
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Scrambled eggs with salt pepper and chalula

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That’s the way to go

gilded oasis
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I can almost see like some fancy mustard but not like.. yellow mussy

spice spire
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Amen

spice spire
gilded oasis
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Im biased, I dont like mustart

runic hinge
gilded oasis
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unless honey mussy

spice spire
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I’m a pretty big mustard enjoyer but holy fuck mustard on eggs is something

thorn fjord
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So kinda same deal

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Our local lobsters are delicious

spice spire
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How else can I piss people off on food thonk

gilded oasis
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ok im hungry now time for lunch

spice spire
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Cake pie and cheesecake are pretty gross to me

thorn fjord
spice spire
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Enjoy lunch Zar makeit4Wave

spice spire
gilded oasis
spice spire
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Standard Hawaiian? Very yes

gilded oasis
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Yeah situational but I mostly like pineapple on my pizzas

thorn fjord
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It’s gotta have ham

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If there’s pineapple

gilded oasis
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pep, sausage, olive, onion, pineapple

spice spire
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Val likes barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple, and I find that too sweet and gross

gilded oasis
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yum

thorn fjord
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You need the balance

spice spire
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Yeah it’s a salty and sweet thing, otherwise, it’s a no for me

thorn fjord
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Yeaaahhhh bbq on pizza is waaay too sweet

spice spire
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I like bbq chicken pizza

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But adding pineapple is too much sweet

gilded oasis
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agree on the bbq/pineapple

vapid sierra
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Outlaw chat is beefing

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I’m escaping here

thorn fjord
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They got this buffalo chicken pizza out here on a thin crust that’s super good

vapid sierra
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We talking about food?

spice spire
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We’re talking about foodisms

vapid sierra
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Bless

spice spire
vapid sierra
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I had a good club sandwhich today

gilded oasis
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I also think white sauce/garlic sauce chicken bacon tomato type is good..green onion

vapid sierra
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Bacon, egg, cheese, chciken lettuce

keen spruce
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everyone liked pineapple on pizza until like... 2012 then everyone decided it was gross and yall should be ashamed for being bandwagon followers

spice spire
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There’s a super weird place near us that does a nashville hot with pickle on it. It sounds gross but it worked

gilded oasis
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Im never a bandwagon follower duck boy

spice spire
keen spruce
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hawaiian pizza slaps and yall can't change my mind

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I wasn't listening

spice spire
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Tf u mean duck boy

gilded oasis
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Ducks cant read

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its ok

keen spruce
limber lion
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so long as it doesn't have blue cheese on it

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
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Sin players with the refined pallet

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Gotta love it

woeful meteor
gusty mirage
cerulean walrus
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Hawaiian pizza is fine

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It’s not my first choice

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But it’s ok

spice spire
thorn fjord
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My first choice is usually cheese or pepperoni

vapid sierra
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Bear with me

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Nutella

thorn fjord
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I like my pizza super simple

vapid sierra
cerulean walrus
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Brother what the

spice spire
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Actual question too because I can see like 4 reasons why

woeful meteor
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Kill magmorax faster than 5:00 NOTED

vapid sierra
#

Peanut butter

cerulean walrus
#

Nutella and peanut butter pizza?

#

My brother in Christ

thorn fjord
#

@vapid sierra That’s a huge cap

cerulean walrus
#

You need assistance

vapid sierra
#

Bro

#

It tastes like Reese

spice spire
#

Nutella and peanut butter pizza vs curry banana pizza for worst pizza toppings

vapid sierra
#

Not on pizza

#

Ew

spice spire
#

Oh

cerulean walrus
#

Brother

vapid sierra
#

I’m talking on like toast

#

Or like on a waffle

cerulean walrus
#

Oh what

spice spire
#

Dog I though that’s what you meant ICANT

vapid sierra
#

Hol up

cerulean walrus
#

Yeah that’s fine

spice spire
#

That sounds fine

cerulean walrus
#

You gave

#

Zero context

vapid sierra
#

You guys thought I was that delusional 💀🗿OMEGAKEKW OMEGAKEKW

cerulean walrus
#

For that shit

#

Brother

spice spire
#

Yes

cerulean walrus
#

Yes.

vapid sierra
#

I mean I am delusional

cerulean walrus
#

Your pfp alone

spice spire
#

Vex “Reese pizza, crit window” ero

woeful meteor
#

Have you seen what a certain swedish former echo tank puts on his Pizza you never know with wow players

cerulean walrus
#

Yo Quake you want some Reese’s Pizza?

vapid sierra
spice spire
#

Banana pizza enjoyers out

runic hinge
#

I got a banana for you right here hypergrab

thorn fjord
#

Not a huge fan of deep dish either

spice spire
#

Don’t make shmeeps lewd ur knees again mister nugz

runic hinge
#

Oh god

vapid sierra
#

Done*

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

Too much going on

spice spire
#

Big Detroit fan

thorn fjord
#

Pizza should be simple

cerulean walrus
#

Now I want pizza

#

Quake do I get the curry banana Nutella peanut butter pizza?

#

With pepperoni?

#

Or sausage?

spice spire
#

I am gonna have a gamer moment

spice spire
cerulean walrus
#

A fate worse than death

#

Brother I had someone with bed bugs come in yesterday and we had no fucking idea

#

Until 15 minutes before my shift ended

spice spire
#

Dog did I ever tell you the really gross bed bug story?

cerulean walrus
vapid sierra
#

I love bed bugs

#

They my homies

spice spire
#

If I haven’t I’ll spoiler it (it will definitely be not for those eating)

cerulean walrus
#

No

#

But I about burned my clothes

#

Coming home

#

I’m gonna eat

#

While reading it

spice spire
#

||Patient came in with a trach, he was staring at a friends place, and it was so bad that the bed bugs had climbed down the trach and were living in his throat, so they had to clean it out. The smell permeated for four days in his room and had to be quarantined off, second worst smelling thing I’ve had to date at work. ||

cerulean walrus
vapid sierra
#

What do you do for a living

cerulean walrus
#

No shot

vapid sierra
#

The fuck

spice spire
#

DO NOT READ THIS IS GROSS

cerulean walrus
#

Brother

cerulean walrus
#

My brother in Christ

vapid sierra
#

How big are they

cerulean walrus
spice spire
#

I’m a social worker at a large hospital downtown

thorn fjord
#

Wait what smelled worse than that

cerulean walrus
#

C-Diff

#

Perhaps

#

A GI bleed

spice spire
cerulean walrus
#

Oh

#

No

spice spire
#

Yeah I had to ask

vapid sierra
#

Bros stomach was jello

#

The fuck

spice spire
#

Her bf also ate the mushroom but had mild discomfort because he cooked it first

cobalt hemlock
#

oh fuck man

spice spire
#

I mean yeah, she died mid surgery

cerulean walrus
spice spire
#

Had they known they wouldn’t have opened it up. It was rough

thorn fjord
#

omg

#

How old was she

cobalt hemlock
#

wait why would annyone just eat a random mushroom not even cook it this is not mario lmao

spice spire
#

Idk wasn’t my patient

thorn fjord
#

Thats a crazy fucking story

cerulean walrus
cobalt hemlock
#

oh fuck i thought it was a dumb mushroom picker

spice spire
#

No no

#

This was a “I need to eat something” person

#

Legitimately sad story

thorn fjord
#

4 floors

#

omg

spice spire
#

Yeah

#

It was a very bad smell. Unfathomably bad

thorn fjord
#

I've been unlucky enough to smell rotting corpse

#

and oh man

#

I never want to smell that ever ever again

vapid sierra
#

If they would of made it out imagine the bill

spice spire
#

It’s worse than that

vapid sierra
#

Sucks ass

cerulean walrus
#

Medicaid app

#

100%

spice spire
spice spire
cerulean walrus
#

Damn bro

spice spire
#

We don’t get that free roll

cerulean walrus
gusty mirage
#

in law school we were forced to take a clinic, and I took the housing clinic. The school was located in detroit so I got to see some interesting homes that people were fighting tooth and nail to stay in

cerulean walrus
#

Ohio actually being better for once

gusty mirage
#

one of the homes had a toilet in the basement

cerulean walrus
gusty mirage
#

that if you flushed any other toilet in the house

vapid sierra
gusty mirage
#

it would spew raw sewage

#

out of the toilet

spice spire
#

So if they’re homeless and not like super sick “sucks to suck”

gusty mirage
#

like old faithful

vapid sierra
#

Oxi in law school?

gusty mirage
#

that basement smelled so fucking bad

spice spire
#

Dog homeless situations are legitimately some of the most depressing things you’ll see

spice spire
#

You think and can fathom how sad it is, but seeing tent cities and the situations like that live. Will really give perspective

cerulean walrus
thorn fjord
#

People love to shun the homeless and place the blame solely on them and drug problems

#

When alot of them just ended up there due to unfortuante circumstances

#

and its REALLY sad

#

US dont give a fuck about em

gusty mirage
#

the city of detroit would send parking enforcement to the clinic (where there was no metered parking btw)

#

and they would run plates and boot & tow cars

spice spire
#

I mean addiction is a disease caused by a bad choice, I get that. But no one deserves that kind of shit

gusty mirage
#

this was a clinic that strictly helped out indigent people

#

and they were being predatory toward them

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

absolute insanity

thorn fjord
gusty mirage
#

and I legit sat there chewing this poor woman out for 45 minutes

#

they had towed the car of an 85 year old woman

#

her section 8 housing apartment was 3 miles away from the clinic

cerulean walrus
gusty mirage
#

and now she had no car

cerulean walrus
#

Was kind of cringe tbh

gusty mirage
#

and no actual income

#

besides her SSI

spice spire
#

It also feels really bad to chew those people out because it’s like not their fault, but also message has to get across

gusty mirage
#

and she had just buried her sister who had lived with her

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

her monthly income

#

was $585 a month

vapid sierra
#

What is SSI

gusty mirage
#

social security income

vapid sierra
#

Ah

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

fucking insane

spice spire
#

Ssi is supplemental security income

gusty mirage
#

it comes from the SSA

#

same shit

spice spire
#

Which is different from Ssdi

#

Yeah

gusty mirage
#

ssd is disability

spice spire
#

But it’s weird desperation

gusty mirage
#

the fact that they were doing that to these people

#

was the grossest fucking thing I've ever witnessed

#

I was fuming man

#

this poor old lady had to call a friend to come pick her up

#

she started crying

spice spire
#

SSI is awarded through disability too.
But they don’t have criteria. But yeah it’s really fucking sad

#

I had to pick up a patient to take him to his appointment

gusty mirage
#

not to mention her landlord was trying to evict her

#

because they were trying to turn her building into luxury apartments

spice spire
#

Poor man was in a wheelchair and had an appointment 4 miles from the closest bus stop

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
#

I mean flint still doesnt have clean water... Not surprised theyre praying on the poor and elderly

spice spire
#

To get his disability

gusty mirage
#

but it's okay

#

they'll tell you "people don't want to work"

#

"people are lazy"

spice spire
#

So he could get some care because tennessee doesn’t have anything if you don’t have kids Okay

thorn fjord
#

"Pull yourself up from your boot straps and get to work"

spice spire
thorn fjord
spice spire
#

You can work making nothing and be further down than not working and receiving benefits for your family

#

Which means you’re forever locked in

thorn fjord
#

it all stems from systemic racism

spice spire
#

Yeah it does

thorn fjord
#

Alot of this shit was passed back in the 70's early 80's

spice spire
#

Sad stuff

#

Wild assassination chat today, didn’t expect to go here

gusty mirage
thorn fjord
#

Same as the long con with Roe v wade

gusty mirage
#

you're preaching to the choir

thorn fjord
gusty mirage
#

I can't afford health insurance

#

and I make too much to get it for free

spice spire
#

Ik you know, dealing with as many immigration cases you see worse than you and you’re operating at a loss

#

Mf gonna have to have a mail order spouse for healthcare

#

Man

gusty mirage
#

yeah unfortunately I have to start charging more and start charging for things I never wanted to charge for

#

just so I can ya know

#

not be poor lmao

thorn estuary
#

How bad is vers for sin. i have my sub set with a few mastery off pieces but would it be worth re stating crafted gear to mast? also progging mythic so i kinda like vers but if im at a loss ill change it up

gusty mirage
#

vers is aight

#

I wouldn't bother recrafting it all

#

tbh

#

you're look at most 1% more damage

#

and it's a lot of effort & gold for that 1%

thorn estuary
#

ok ill take the dr then for sure

spice spire
thorn estuary
spice spire
# gusty mirage not be poor lmao

Yeah for you it’s ultra shitty because the clientele you serve (I assume, a lot of them anyway given immigration bits) are the ones in most need

gusty mirage
#

I do more probono work than the big firms

spice spire
#

People feel good taking from big entities. No one wants to take from the little guys

limber lion
thorn fjord
#

Its really gotta suck practicing law and not making bank

#

I admire you @gusty mirage

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

not even trolling or anything

#

real talk

gusty mirage
#

I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown pretty much every day

spice spire
#

Like it won’t make the difference if you’re graying because like, that’s fundamental issue. But high end is some high roll

#

Yeah he is

#

Rightfully

thorn fjord
#

Most of the dipshits that ended up being lawyers that i went to school with are all making a shit ton of money

gusty mirage
#

ofc they sold their soul for the paycheck

thorn fjord
#

granted some of them are super smart.. most arent

gusty mirage
#

lawyers aren't smart

thorn fjord
#

Na i meant out of the people i know lol

keen spruce
spice spire
#

Most lawyers don’t give a fuck about their clientele

keen spruce
spice spire
keen spruce
#

60

gusty mirage
#

we got our client citizenship yesterday tho

keen spruce
gusty mirage
spice spire
thorn fjord
#

You'll get yours man

gusty mirage
#

eh

#

money comes and goes man

thorn fjord
#

For sure

#

i made 17k back in 2019

#

all year

#

I've been down bad

spice spire
#

Man’s gonna make his nut writing d4 guides

keen spruce
#

I quit my job in november cuz i had some business development gig lined up but the guy hirinig me turned out to be a dillusional kook so I've just been degening WoW for 8 months while he keeps sending me weekly texts that the funding will be here next week KEK

spice spire
keen spruce
#

fkin entrepreneurs man

thorn fjord
#

Prob has a healthy cocaine habbit too @keen spruce

keen spruce
#

he reminds me of this guy

#

but more hippie

#

and not a billionaire

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

Neither are rogues

gilded oasis
#

me irl

#

trying to time my SBS in my crit window

spice spire
#

Me wondering why I died and didn’t prog forgeborn reveries and get a free 15s to smack boss

#

Ngl that emote name is sus tho

gilded oasis
#

nope, checks out

spice spire
#

Man

gilded oasis
#

oh wait this one is well named

keen spruce
gilded oasis
#

last 2 are best

keen spruce
#

I think i was like 15 in the last one

#

babby shmeps

gilded oasis
#

baby shmeps big hat

keen spruce
#

that picture is closer to before my existence than now

spice spire
#

Ur old as fuck boy hahahahahaha

runic hinge
spice spire
#

I turn 31 soon

gilded oasis
spice spire
runic hinge
#

I’m 33 in 2 weeks

spice spire
vestal wren
gilded oasis
#

Im 34 in a few weeks

#

might as well be dead

spice spire
#

Almost?

#

Brother I’m there

vapid sierra
#

Boomers

spice spire
#

I packed in 48 hours as of yesterday, work a 12 today and I raided four days straight. I’m dead inside

#

Zar is definitely a boomer mf not even in the 1990s anymore ICANT

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

You already knew you were a boomer papi

gusty mirage
#

Zar and I are not boomers

spice spire
#

Yeah okay granddad

#

Let’s get you to bed

gilded oasis
vapid sierra
#

All of u are boomers to me OMEGAKEKW

gusty mirage
#

Jokes on you I’m already laying down on the couch at work

thorn fjord
#

👀

spice spire
thorn fjord
#

Damn man I say it atleast 3 times a week… I wish I had a couch at work

gusty mirage
#

Wait I made coffee like 15 minutes ago

#

Fuck

#

Don’t get old kids

gilded oasis
#

fk

spice spire
vapid sierra
#

Sleep before it hits

thorn fjord
#

I’m 36 in a month dead

spice spire
#

Mf ancient as fuck

gusty mirage
#

I forgot to get it from@the Kuerig

spice spire
#

I’m pretty sure cyon is also older than me, or around my age

#

You mfs old

keen spruce
vapid sierra
#

I’m 16 💀

keen spruce
#

that

vapid sierra
#

Youngest wow player in existence

spice spire
keen spruce
#

if algathar's comes back

spice spire
#

Dog I started playing in 2005, I was 13

#

You aren’t the youngest kekdog

vapid sierra
#

That’s longer than I’ve been alive OMEGAKEKW

#

I’m talking as of current

spice spire
#

Yeah don’t remind me pal

keen spruce
#

I started playing in 2005

#

I was 15

spice spire
#

Oh I’m sure there’s younger

keen spruce
spice spire
#

@keen spruce OLD

vapid sierra
spice spire
vapid sierra
#

Definitely some boomers getting they’re youngings on the game

gusty mirage
#

its fine

gilded oasis
#

my old RL had his kid fishing and skinning at like age 5 or something

gusty mirage
#

Zar, Dieslow, and me will have a boomer convention

vapid sierra
spice spire
#

But also don’t open with that (you didn’t here, but the internet is a really weird place) just be safe is all

vapid sierra
#

All I want is street’s of tazavesh back

spice spire
vapid sierra
#

Idk why I loved that key

gilded oasis
#

Taz was ok

spice spire
#

I liked streets a lot more than the second bit

gusty mirage
#

I'll bring the weighted blankets and roll out cots dw @thorn fjord @gilded oasis

vapid sierra
gusty mirage
#

gonna nap so HARD

spice spire
#

Pugging the dragon boss was always an experience

gusty mirage
gilded oasis
#

COUNT ME IN

spice spire
#

Old mfs

gusty mirage
keen spruce
#

if you don't see any weirdos in a discord channel

spice spire
#

Get 4 hours of sleep as god intended

keen spruce
#

then maybe you're the werido

vapid sierra
#

They lurking

gusty mirage
#

we're gonna have a scheduled conference for coffee & talking about "the good ol' days"

#

post-nap conference

runic hinge
spice spire
vapid sierra
keen spruce
#

no am duck

vapid sierra
#

Weird duck

gilded oasis
spice spire
#

(It’s definitely him)

thorn fjord
#

@oak sky told me I was the weirdo in DMs weeks ago

#

🤣

spice spire
#

I miss young Andrew

#

But I think him not being around means he’s having a good time

vapid sierra
#

The restaurant I went to tday was serving duck @keen spruce

spice spire
#

And I like that WideGeorgeHappy

thorn fjord
#

Checks out tbh

gusty mirage
#

always in my heart young andrew

oak sky
#

Apparently the guild died while i wasnt playing lmao

spice spire
#

Oh wait your guild died?

oak sky
#

They had such an awful tier

spice spire
#

Tf is dekai doing

oak sky
#

Not playing now ig

spice spire
#

Damn

#

Hate to see it

oak sky
#

He told me the guild died the other day tho

#

He was not having fun

spice spire
#

Two golden rogues

#

I left my guild

#

Or am leaving it when I get home today

oak sky
#

Im pretty sure if we just play bitch rogue this tier the guild kills sark

spice spire
#

And mal’ganis