assassination

[balmy condor]

oxi are you like michael jackson

(I have like 15 punchlines and I'm only allowed to say maybe 2)

[gilded oasis]

(dont make me post you on twitter)

[spice spire]

Technically

You can say it all

[gusty mirage]

I'm more like mickal jeksun actually

[spice spire]

But you shouldn’t

[balmy condor]

because you've probably considered bleaching your skin

[balmy condor]

gottem

[gusty mirage]

don't ask why I have that saved

because I don't know

[spice spire]

Why do you have that saved

[gusty mirage]

damn the education quality in tennessee is hardly a ten

mfers can't read

[gilded oasis]

goodbye oxi

dont let the bed bugs bite

or do

idk

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

damn quake are you the only ten-i-see or are you just a six and I can't count

[spice spire]

Zar about to unleash a twitlonger from heck

[spice spire]

I’m like a 2 and you really can’t count

[gusty mirage]

You’re at least a 5 with your personality

[balmy condor]

you're probably a 12 after exactly 1.3 mai tai's though

[spice spire]

For you, 0.3

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

You forgot the - king

[balmy condor]

you tall glass of diet pepsi looking sugary treat

[spice spire]

You told zine “league is a disease get well soon” more or less

That was an absolute banger

[gusty mirage]

Is he wrong though

[spice spire]

No he’s not

Can’t wait for the next drunk whispyr overnight message

[balmy condor]

"the only thing I see when I look down is a massive horse cock, if you had two of them you could use them for railroad tracks"

is one of the drunk whispyr quotes of all time

[spice spire]

Context

[balmy condor]

that's it

that's the context

I was drunk

and I said that sentence

[gilded oasis]

he looked down

[spice spire]

I think my favorite bit of the whole thing was first message: “you’re so nice you’re an inspiration.”
Second person;
“Holy fuck you’re a ****.”
Third person:
“You’re dumb as fuck, but me too.”

Truly a blessing

[balmy condor]

I would never say something that needed bleeping

I'm not that guy

[spice spire]

You’re him

Himothy buckets

[misty holly]

I read that some loot from the new dungeon can drop on the myth track if you kill it on hardmode. Does that mean we can get a 447 timestrike dagger?

[balmy condor]

no

[spice spire]

Only final boss

[misty holly]

ahh dang.

I wonder if 10.2 is going to have more timestrike loot. Seems like coming up with a whole keyword just for a couple weapons is weird

[balmy condor]

would be on brand for blizzard

[gilded oasis]

tell that to my annulet

[balmy condor]

spend a billion dev hours on something with potential, scrap it the next patch/tier/expansion for fun and re-introduce a watered down version, players don't like the watered down version because it's worse, "we hear feedback", add some needed QoL, phase it out completely, repeat from the top

that's basically been the blizzard standard operating procedure since legion

[spice spire]

You’re right we should have had soulbinds forever

[balmy condor]

artifacts? sick, but then watered down at the end of the expac, and reintroduced as azerite armor, not sick. Reintroduced again as generics with soulbinds, all of them were un-inspired and didn't really matter and the conduits were jank the entire time, phased out completely
artifact power? kinda fine, can grind at your own pace, but then you're behind, water down with catch up systems and infinite grind nodes, then reintroduce as heart of azeroth levels with island farming
warfronts? islands? decent starting point for new content, made easy and boring, people complained, phased out completely
torghast? sounds cool, decent first ideas, added some new powers, built on it a little, but then took the side game into the main game and oops all choreghast, phased out

covenant systems for players to associate with a faction? rip

legendaries? rip, and then back, and then rip, and then maybe back, but probably rip

tier sets? cool, then removed, then came back (they're really boring now)

blizzard actually makes it a point to roll out first-pass interesting concepts for systems

and then refuse to build on them ever again

every fucking expac like clockwork

they just altf4 all the progress they made on a given system in the last 3 years

and just start from scratch

I will never understand it

[blazing jewel]

catching strays smh

[balmy condor]

it's insane to me that you can design an mmo, a game genre with a foundation of being a live-service game for over a decade, someties multi-decade

and you just make it a point to delete your work every couple years for fun

[golden ravine]

It's probably a way to keep development "fresh" as well for player retention, game industry has changed a lot since it came out. Look at other games that have released multiple sequels for longer.

[balmy condor]

path of exile releases 4 expansions a year and a vast majority of them go into the core game, maplestory has been around 18 years and the basically the entire game is based off horizontal progression

both of them have strong growing playerbases over the last 5 years

I get the freshness

but would it be so bad to just take like

1 good thing of an expansion forward

instead of milling it into sand at the end of an expac and building a shitty sand castle v2 every time

the promotional stuff for islands and warfronts in bfa were especially meme-worthy because they were marketing their new super-ai pvp characters

and what happened to that

just poofed

into thin air

[drifting cloud]

chatgpt was made form that tech fr

[runic hinge]

like sands in an hourglass

[balmy condor]

they're like we want to make more interesting pve encounters, so we made an entire new thing for enemies. They have personalities now, some are aggressive, some are passive, some will go gank you, others will play the objectives. It's different every time and we can control the difficulty and it's super cool

uses it once in side-content 5 years ago

I mean even if it's just "keeping the game fresh"

they showed off new tech for the engine

and then just didn't ever use it again

that doesn't scream "well planned and executed use of resources to me"

if anything, islands and warfronts are what they should be looking back at if they want to keep the game fresh, it was very different content from what we've ever had, enjoyable for most everyone

[golden ravine]

That's blizzard, i don't think they go for well-planned.

[balmy condor]

and they made islands into a crazy RNG generated thing

was it fun grinding it for level 128 of my neck?

no

[gilded oasis]

yes

[golden ravine]

Yea, I didn't like bfa, stopped playing it, and barely touched those features

[balmy condor]

but the novelty and the randomness of islands themselves

are actually crazy

add islands back with dragon-racing scouting missions where you have to survey an island

idfk

do something

but you can have systems that interact and build off each other

they don't even need to be the main progression of gear or power

you could add a version of torghast back in using the bronze dragonflight, have it drop some crests or whatever

would it be the main source of crests or rep or whatever? no of course not

but it's something that you develop once, and then you just tweak it to fit whatever the current reward structure is so it's not completely irrelevant, and you're good to go

[cerulean nest]

https://tenor.com/view/just-wake-up-gif-25010419

[golden ravine]

With the bronze dragonflight they could do all sorts of playing with time stuff, bringing back systems in an interesting way

[balmy condor]

yeh

I just

don't have faith that blizzard is able to see that far ahead

it feels like they're just going patch to patch

and throwing everything at the wall

to see what sticks

[golden ravine]

their name describes their development style pretty well.

[royal lantern]

yeha, blizzard and really bizzare choices, name a more iconic duo

like

allied races? just forgoten after BfA, when it was 1of the most sucessfull things from that expansion

like, just nothing at all

or the entire "no transmog for dracthyr" thing, who thinks that was a good idea?

"yeha, they will clip kinda bad, lets just disable it" when everything in the game clips very bad anyway, and people just either ignore it or dont use those things...........?

thorghast beeing fully ignored when it had quiet a few interesting things, like, after 9.1 throghsat was just gone

[thorn fjord]

Bfa had way too much to live up to with legion being it’s predecessor

I hated bfa tho tbh

[rocky ruin]

Thorghast was good in some way, but you needed to run for the legendary shit and then it was a additional weekly

[strange python]

See: 'final fantasy has a support class. We should have a support class. This will work in our game's

[royal lantern]

except that dancer is like

[strange python]

Players also play wow and FF for different reasons.

[royal lantern]

"i do 95% dmg of a normal dps, and buff the other guy by 5%"

thats dancer

not what ever that clusterfuck that augmenation is

[strange python]

I honestly hate every single thing about Aug and I don't know if I'll keep playing the game

It just screams 'we hate people who try to minmax damage, take this shit bucko'

[royal lantern]

nah, its the other way around

its the death of multiple classes/specs

why even THINK ablut Hunters anymore

just bring a support and let the anime Protagonist, aka warlock/mage do more dmg

the amount of comp minmaxing that will happen?

yeha, say goodbye if you are not a class/spec with a mandatory buff/debuff

if we get more "supports" it will legit just turn into "bring all mandatory buffs(with "supports" if possible ofc) and them stack "supports" so that the REAL dps, aka warlock/mage do dmg, sucks to be the rest"

[strange python]

It's wild to me that no one at blizzard stopped and thought "is this actually fun for anyone who isn't the evoker or the class they're buffing"

[royal lantern]

they are always skewed with that

[balmy condor]

the issue with torghast really was that it was the ONLY way to get your legendaries crafted

if they just spread it out a little

and you could get them like crests

where you don't feel forced to do it

torg would've been miles better already

[strange python]

I mean. Sure, it's theoretically fun to have a support juice the fuck out of a warlock who pops off. But uhh, what about everyone else

[balmy condor]

when its designed to be a chore, it's gonna suck

[royal lantern]

in blizzards eyes, Pi is a great ability because "omg i buff a warlock and he does INSANE dmg!!!!! its such a cool team effort"

players meanwhile stand there like "allright, that warlock gets pi, he is always top dps cus of it, no contest at all, and the other warlock can suck it up because he doesnt get it, why is that a thing?"

same with their great new "supports"

[strange python]

Or: you run 2-4 priests for more PIs.

[royal lantern]

ita not even a "support" cus many classes/specs wont ever get any buffs from them

it litearlly just translates into " 4people are heroes, the rest suck it up losers"

[scarlet orbit]

that i really dont get why not give the stuff to everyone and lower the numbers from it

[stiff geode]

Warrior shout at me daddy support class when

[rocky ruin]

i always thought shaman would be support with drums etc.

[royal lantern]

i legit cant understand how they thought it is a good idea in any form

Pi alone is 1of the biggest sources of drama i ever saw in a videogame, nobody likes Pi, not even the classes that get it cus they are somewhat balanced around Pi, priests themself hate it cus of how annoying all the Pi talk is and getting spammed about it

and then?

"suck it up, we double down"

like, i really wonder how the casual playerbase will react to it, simply cus their beloved Hunters are the first to go by default

and i absolutely HATE how it double downs on raid teamcomps beeing extremely narrow with 0 room for other options if they decide to expand their "supports" instead of realising how much of an mistake they are

raidteam will litearlly be 100% set in stone at that point

not Like as if raiding is allready struggeling with players cus of time comitment+class/spec blocks

[scarlet orbit]

how does stacking augmentation evokers work ?

[royal lantern]

wdym?

they stack, simple as that lol

no diminishing returns or anything like that, if you mean that

[scarlet orbit]

i hoped there is some issues with stacking them so there is not 2 or 3 augmentations evoker per raid

[balmy condor]

you eventually run into the issue of augmentations buffing other augmentations

which you want to try and avoid

as well as like healers/tanks

but aside from that

no reason not to stack

[strange python]

Casual wow players hate elites.

[visual hemlock]

i hate going to bed thinking i gained 2k dps with new trinket just so i wake up and lose it again 😄

Will not be surprised if new dagger oversimms too

[strange python]

We confirmed dagger sims right.

[balmy condor]

yes

dagger is good

hourglass is fixed now

mirror I'm not sold on

[visual hemlock]

at least we dont need to do whole dungeon, just 2 bosses

[balmy condor]

just the second boss actually

dagger seems like the only thing worth a damn from what it looks like

[royal lantern]

sucks that THEY are the first guys to get hit

[strange python]

Unless you have a group with you, don't be the guy who leaves after your boss is dead

[balmy condor]

oh I'm gonna be that guy pal

[visual hemlock]

same

[royal lantern]

the good timeline(litearlly)

dont have ti farm a shity new trinket

[balmy condor]

I don't play a rogue because of my strong moral compass and unbreakable mental fortitude

I go in, I kill second boss

[sharp viper]

as in fixed in the sims or fixed ingame?

[balmy condor]

it doesn't drop dagger

I alt+f4

smash a monster

and then punch a hole through my door

[balmy condor]

yes

[sharp viper]

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-every-day-i-wake-up-i-wake-up-marriage-story-marriage-story-wake-up-gif-19948669

[balmy condor]

idk, is there a bug with it in game?

it should sim accurate to the game now

but if there's an issue that we don't know of

then idk

[sharp viper]

ah okay, so it was overperforming in the sim

[visual hemlock]

all these caster classes get augment buff from evokers, mages blasting, warlocks blasting everything blasting

and here we have us rogues

[sharp viper]

we get some benefit from windfurries!

[visual hemlock]

if you are in windfury group

yes

[royal lantern]

not really, cus melee is balanced around WFT

[visual hemlock]

5 man group windfury and the rest of melee would just rather be benched

no need to bring more

[sharp viper]

oh boy, still a must have for me then I assume

[balmy condor]

what did you sim with

weekly?

nightly?

[sharp viper]

oh was still on weekly

[balmy condor]

guess who gets to run the sim again

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

you lucky dog

[sharp viper]

[blazing jewel]

get back in the queue buddy

[sharp viper]

I'm stupid

[balmy condor]

hi stupid

I'm dad

[deft flicker]

All these casters and blasters get to socially interact with PI and Seasoning and Auggies havers, live a life of joy and excitement

[sharp viper]

can you be my sugar daddy please

[balmy condor]

I would need money for that

I don't make money brother

[drifting cloud]

[royal lantern]

wdym money, he asked for sugar

[blazing jewel]

zaddy slayyyy

[balmy condor]

sugar is a good that can be exchanged for money

[quiet oar]

I mean if you are assa Main

And He wants you as daddy

[deft flicker]

Moments like this I wanna go to Kharanos, buy some Thunder Ale, sit on a pier in stealth and reflect on my life choices, while warlocks get to vibe over a new class quest chain

[quiet oar]

Will. This make you

Daddy ass

[royal lantern]

elaborate

[balmy condor]

is this an outlaw moment?

what the fuck are you on about

[drifting cloud]

dwarf rp

[sharp viper]

awww, dagger is an upgrade though

[deft flicker]

Idk I just woke up at 4am with intrusive thoughts of “why did I even choose to be a rogue when other classes are so cool”

[balmy condor]

well you see, money can be used to purchase, as well as sell various things in todays society. It could be a service, such as me sucking your toes, or a good, in this case a physical commodity such as sugar

[stiff geode]

Yall mfs need go sleep

[deft flicker]

Now it’s almost 10am, I had some more sleep but still it feels sour

[balmy condor]

it's 8:45 in the morning buddy

I ain't going anywhere

it's only gonna get worse

[stiff geode]

Well in that case I go sleep >:D

[blazing jewel]

no sleep

[sharp viper]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homersimpson-money-gif-5450250

[balmy condor]

kinda rude lowkey

[deft flicker]

Gnight

[stiff geode]

I'm sorries

[keen spruce]

+23s with aug evokers feel like +17s

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

[balmy condor]

she pea on my nut till I butter

[keen spruce]

the healers just triage and no one takes any damage

[deft flicker]

Pea is stored in the balls

[blazing jewel]

which ball

[balmy condor]

the bigger one

[deft flicker]

||you’re probably right, this feels like an outlaw moment||

[deft flicker]

Have you ever seen peas??

They’re round

[blazing jewel]

nice

[royal lantern]

you dont wanna know how hard it is to fight against the voices

they want me to say degenerate stuff

[sharp viper]

you can be my peanut daddy if sugar is too expensive

[stiff geode]

I'd say the balls are more like a bean

[deft flicker]

I do know

[gaunt moat]

That's not even a joke 🤕

[royal lantern]

yeha, because it isnt....?

[gaunt moat]

@blazing jewel
So like... any reason you're not taking 3 points in zoldyck for echo?

[royal lantern]

classes are balanced around having the normal mandatory buffs notter, i know that lol

[gaunt moat]

I'm not sure what to do

[blazing jewel]

I have no idea why I took the talents I did o_o

[gaunt moat]

If it wasn't clear, i was AGREEING with you

[blazing jewel]

is 3pt zold better

[royal lantern]

probs cus p2 dmg is w/e i gues?

idk, i played the normal assa build lol

[blazing jewel]

I have no idea

I was pressing buttons

and hoping some of them did damage

idk if I would recommend my log for a study session lol

[deft flicker]

Rogue moment

[royal lantern]

juat like me fr

[gaunt moat]

yeah, because phase 1 and 2 damage don't matter, i'm thinking zolydic is better

but none of the sins took that

so i don't know what i should do

[blazing jewel]

for a prog kill

[deft flicker]

I’d say take it

[blazing jewel]

idk if you will make the boss go damage immune in p2

[gaunt moat]

like, how do i even compare one extra point in zoldyck to shourded suffocation

[gaunt moat]

we are

[quiet oar]

Yeah you Do

[royal lantern]

we did for the last add, but like, that was 10-20seconds lol

[blazing jewel]

3pt zold probably better for prog then

[gaunt moat]

it was immune for a few seconds

[blazing jewel]

I think at that point

you would just run an execute sim for the average p3 fight length duration

and compare them

[sharp viper]

is echo progress fun as sin?

[quiet oar]

I mean with zodyck you can execute your mates even fastee

[blazing jewel]

echo is a weakaura fight

[quiet oar]

Weakaura and macro

[blazing jewel]

you will prog it exactly as quick as your ranged learn their spots and people learn P3 spots

[gaunt moat]

do you know how to do that?

[royal lantern]

I CLICKED MACRO

[blazing jewel]

give me 5 ill cook

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-cats-flashback-gif-10819307

[gaunt moat]

we wiped multiple times, even at 1.5, cause people go to wrong portals 🥲

[quiet oar]

How many tries after the 1.5 yesterday?

Where i told you you will have another 40

[blazing jewel]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/1rT1hYK1qiDfrfcQv2moxN

standard

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/5iVC3246bF2nAqBFdNkWsP

3pt zold

kinda weird to pull data from

because you wont go into p3 with everything up

I think I normally send sepsis on the 3rd add

and vanish dm I think

I forgot

[gaunt moat]

We had time for 5 more.
we started almost an hour late because our tank just got home from a flight as well.

[blazing jewel]

also 3m is a bit over

its like 2:15 2:30 for most kills

[gaunt moat]

i can tell you exactly how long it took us to get to 1.5, let's see

[quiet oar]

Yeah we had like 170 pulls

Becauss people cant read a fucking map

Or press a macro

[gaunt moat]

yeah it should abe about 2:30 minutes that he's under 35%

[royal lantern]

WA NOT WORKING IDK WHY

[quiet oar]

Its so annoyinf

To progress an outside mechanic

I mean if people could fucking read. Wa not working wouldnt be a Problem

[blazing jewel]

did you see how we killed killed echo on prog

[gaunt moat]

no

[quiet oar]

They brought him to 0 hp

[blazing jewel]

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingSparklyZebraTBTacoLeft-TvPKewTqUgN7o8Td

the fade away resto shaman meatball

[gaunt moat]

i fully expect to have something similar with the way my raid handles portals.
like, after 3rd blast, half or more are dead.

[blazing jewel]

maybe save cloak for something like that then idk

I normall just send mine during my dm in p3 now

and skip the boom that happens during it

[gaunt moat]

yes, i use cloak on 2nd blast

no reason not to, i'm not gonna do more damage if i cloak to survive a 5th blast and then die immidiatly to melee attack by boss

[sharp viper]

that's why you evasion as you can see scana use in the clip

[blazing jewel]

I thought he was going to melee me but he never did lol

he just started casting again

[sharp viper]

better evasion than dead to boss/add melee attacks

[blazing jewel]

he just gave me a big look

[gaunt moat]

(my 1.5% attempt)

[blazing jewel]

are you dying in p2 ever

[gaunt moat]

that defently is not gonna help do more damage than standing on boss and hitting him with all CD + pot

[blazing jewel]

can send a cloak during any of the slightly bad overlaps in early-mid p2

[gaunt moat]

i used cloak at 6:26, so earliest i can use is 4:20~
let's see what happens there

[quiet oar]

Thats the Gate overlap

Which is pretty deadly

[gaunt moat]

nah, that

that's still on 2nd add

there's no real risk there

[quiet oar]

We had so many death

At the 2nd add

Its crazy

[blazing jewel]

that was a prog point for us when we were on nelth

the gate to second add overlap

[gaunt moat]

yes, when moving to him we had many wipes.
usually because friendly fire

even yesterday, frost makge NUKED me for 250k with a single hit.

with glacial spike i think?

something that cleaves

[blazing jewel]

bro lol

[quiet oar]

Have they considered

Not pressing buttons

For 5 secs

[royal lantern]

BUT MY DPS??????

its not even 5seconds

[sharp viper]

just need to cloak and evasion during corruption

[royal lantern]

thats the fun part

[sharp viper]

the answer to everything

[gaunt moat]

"why did you hit me"
"why didn't you cloak? "

[quiet oar]

People who cry about DPS

on Prog

WITH DMG STOPS

Are the worst

[royal lantern]

can stop there

but MY PARSES

fuck off, parses are a joke anyway

Pi made it worse

[quiet oar]

Thats why our first kills are private

[royal lantern]

sUpPoRt sPeCs made them worthless

[gaunt moat]

tbh I could never play aug
not seeing myself on damage meters would be demotivating

[sharp viper]

to be fair, damage stops are a stupid aspect of the raid design

[grim tree]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[deft flicker]

I hope they make aug show up on Details like it does in logs

Or make a separate bar of “this is how much an Auggie is contributing by buffing”

[gaunt moat]

they stated they don't plan to

they like it that it looks like he's not doing dps cause he's a support

[royal lantern]

EVERYTHING about that spec is a gigantic L

[gaunt moat]

they said "he makes other's number big"

[royal lantern]

like

legit EVRRYTHING

[deft flicker]

I’ve seen people already get blamed for auggie’s low personal DPS on Reddit

[gaunt moat]

yeah lol, i ran into that last night

joined a megadungeon group

we wiped

tank asks evoker "why are you doing zero dps and healing"

evoker says: "I'm augmentor"

tank says "okay so? why are you doing zero dps and healing?"

i told him he is clueless and left

[deft flicker]

Humans taking another L against reading comprehension

[gaunt moat]

it's a new spec type, so i understrand the confusion.
but i want to play with people that do a minimum of research about the game

[quiet oar]

Yeah its dumb

[deft flicker]

Same

Which becomes even more hilarious if you think about how good an auggie can be in MDI-style pulls

And suddenly it’s on everyone’s screens. And everyone wants one. But nobody really understands why because auggie doesn’t blast on its own

The chaos

[normal mist]

The fact details do not show their actual dps (personal + given) doesn't help

People can't understand what a "support" is

[deft flicker]

Yep

[sharp viper]

that information alone would be very useful

[deft flicker]

No need to attribute it to auggie, make given DPS a separate bar, like Kyrian Weapons or Sanguine Ichor has

[sharp viper]

but reading comprehension too hard to learn

[gaunt moat]

at that point, why not make it the evoker's bar?
again, blizz stated: "we want augmenter to make other's bars bigger"

[sharp viper]

oh yeah, really curious about the next MDI and AWC with augmentation in them

[royal lantern]

SPOILER

It will be stacked

togheter with firemage

and spriest

absolute suprise

[sharp viper]

whoa

mind = blown

[royal lantern]

delete augvoker

just straight up delete

[quiet oar]

HEY I WANTED TO GET SUPRISED 😦

[royal lantern]

failed concept

go again

dont try out shit you cant handle blizz

[sharp viper]

maybe some other dps and a disc priest healer to spice things up

which is probably also gonna lose

[scarlet orbit]

its kinda funny they struggle to balance PI but decided to make a whole class wich buffs stuff

[deft flicker]

Would be extra funny if Details releases a patch that actually does that

[sharp viper]

wouldn't PI giving haste value based on the class/spec it's on be a way to balance it? just tune the individual haste values then - like demo lock gets 14% while others get 20%

[blazing jewel]

that would be borderline impossible

[royal lantern]

probs get a plugin for it

[quiet oar]

Just make PI give me the highest stat i have

[balmy condor]

Doing it in real time like details does is terribly difficult for details and any dps meter

[royal lantern]

you just made pi more broken and mandatory, congratz

that idea is so stupid, it ALMOST beats the idea of a support spec

[sharp viper]

what makes you say that?

[gaunt moat]

they would if they could
but the information details receives doesn't provide enough data for that

[quiet oar]

But would it be broken?

[deft flicker]

Ah yea, PI as a defensive

[scarlet orbit]

just delete the talent who gives pi to you and another and shadow is already alot more balanced then it is

[blazing jewel]

you know how every single person in this disc has different gear and stat weights

yea that

[quiet oar]

I mean everyone could get a use of that than

So that its not a by default UH or WL buff

[royal lantern]

no

everyone has 34% crit

[blazing jewel]

0% specifically for beacon

[balmy condor]

Make PI give a fraction of all your stats combined

Instead of 10% haste

It’s 25% of your haste converted back

[quiet oar]

25%

[balmy condor]

Super not convoluted

And very easy to understand

[deft flicker]

PI ME IM ABOUT TO CALL IN THE HOMIE I NEED THAT CRIT BRO PI ME

[sharp viper]

so give PI to the person with the highest ilvl?

[balmy condor]

And then it scales off trinkets

So you give it to the person with the most procs at any given time

[quiet oar]

OR

[balmy condor]

Poooogggggg

[blazing jewel]

dude a person in my guild said why did someone pi scana and I said I didnt even know I had it. Response was "how dont you know you have pi"

he doesnt know the rogue struggle

[sharp viper]

and with the highest amount of single stat

[quiet oar]

You cant Pi anyone except yourself

[balmy condor]

Idiot check

Imagine stats doing anything

[quiet oar]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[blazing jewel]

he doesnt know about the fixed gcd

[sharp viper]

now the gcd was 1s instead of 1s

very noticeable

[balmy condor]

Yeah and it’s during my cooldowns where I’m at 400000 energy

So now instead of overcapping 300 energy during Deathmark

I’m overcapping 400

Super noticeable

[spice surge]

You are truly being infused with power

[royal lantern]

you mean 320

dont oversell 25% haste pls

[deft flicker]

Autoattacks though

[balmy condor]

Wish they could infuse me with the power of noticing a difference when I make large changes to my gear

[deft flicker]

Go outlaw, we have greentexts

[balmy condor]

The biggest thing I notice about my gear is channeling a dumb box for 2 seconds

[sharp viper]

but you are in this channel too

[deft flicker]

I have no clue why

[royal lantern]

i wish they could infuse me with the power to keep going

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sitting-in-the-rain-sad-sitting-drinking-tea-in-rain-gif-24836439

[deft flicker]

Same

[bronze pike]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1125657888522784830/plink-wide_1.gif

[blazing jewel]

why did you cut him in half

[bronze pike]

He’s to powerful to be completed

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/124169701881282560/1125657888954785802/plink-wide.gif

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-half-blink-gif-27531610

[balmy condor]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[cobalt hemlock]

lost 447 bomba to brewmaster monk.

[royal lantern]

good

he will do more dmg with it anyway

[jade abyss]

xD

[misty holly]

This makes a lot of sense. Tanks should take the static damage trinkets and give dps the stat proc trinkets since they get more use from those.

[royal lantern]

nah, brm just has more things that interact with trinkets to boost them iirc

[scarlet orbit]

didnt they also lose most of that stuff what interacted with trinkets the same patch rogue lost some?

[celest ruin]

i got simbaited by the new trinket rip

no wonder i was doing less than before

cant even go past 220k on assault

[balmy condor]

yeah surely that's why

it's that damned 1500 dps my trinket was oversimming

that's why I'm parsing blue

damned sims

am I right

[quiet prairie]

Honestly thats why we need a buff 💔 we cannot keep up with anyone in any scenario, we only shine execute phase, then get crushed when its burst window for some classes

Ironically we didn’t get anything this patch, and those classes got buffed

[blazing jewel]

Rogue is fine

Wait until mini rework

[balmy condor]

weird how we can't keep up with anyone in any scenario and then keep up with plenty of specs in boss damage all the time

[quiet prairie]

Thats very specific though, what if the boss was moving and we lose poison bomb damage

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

idk

[woeful meteor]

[balmy condor]

what if

you tell me

[quiet prairie]

What if the tank is hyper active hahaha

[balmy condor]

yeah

what if the tank is hyper active

[blazing jewel]

tank help my poison bomb is ticking for 300dps

[balmy condor]

does your character instantly explode into a puff of smoke and all your damage is gone

mine doesn't do that idk

[quiet prairie]

Listen.. the only reason we sin one tricks keep up, is cuz we played the spec for so long, some just have it easier 😌 giv buf

[balmy condor]

that's just not how that works

[blazing jewel]

I have literally never specced sin in raid until 2 days before the small aura buff we got

[quiet prairie]

Ahh, I only play sin regardless of our situation

[balmy condor]

if you're going to be delusional at least recognize it

the voices in my head get real loud sometimes too

it's okay

happens

[quiet prairie]

Whispyr invent us a new talent tree route for ST i enjoy your guides 🫶🏼

[balmy condor]

I did

I gave you sepsis

[quiet prairie]

Hahahahah

[spice surge]

I showed you my sepsis pls respond

[woeful meteor]

Jetlag increasing the volume of the voices

[blazing jewel]

[balmy condor]

I slept a total of 6 hours, in 2 hour increments last night

and then ate breakfast

and took a nap

and now I ate lunch

and I'm sleepy

I'm so giga fucked

[blazing jewel]

Beer gardens tonight

[woeful meteor]

I wope up at 10 am today to watch apex lan and then it was delayed by 90 min

could have slept 30% more

[blazing jewel]

30% more

Too much math

[woeful meteor]

slept 3 from 7 to 10

actually 50%

studying comp sci btw

[blazing jewel]

For the sole purpose of making weakauras and apls right

[woeful meteor]

thought it was fun when I started completely lost when it comes to both aside from simple things

[peak lake]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[gusty mirage]

Math this

[blazing jewel]

Go back to bed old man

[gusty mirage]

Some of us have real jobs to get to

We don’t all get to play matchbox cars into our adult lives

[blazing jewel]

[slow tulip]

jobs in 2023 :^)

[slim hamlet]

couldn't be me

[keen spruce]

I'm in a Agile certification course all day

[slim hamlet]

wtf is that

[keen spruce]

IT stuff

[slow tulip]

sounded like a sensitivity training to me

xD

[thorn fjord]

man i wish

[slim hamlet]

oh

in danish it's an athletic thing, so i was confused about the nerdge

[storm belfry]

[keen spruce]

yeah it's the name of the of development methodology

8 hours today on a zoom call and 8 hours tomrrow

based

but i need the course to allow for a CSM certification

[woeful meteor]

Chainsaw Man certification

[spice spire]

Weeb

[keen spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-chainsaw-man-gif-23140059

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-relieved-smiling-wrestling-gif-19533991

[main vessel]

[spice spire]

[marble hemlock]

[blazing jewel]

[ashen rover]

2 mirrors dropped and the shaman gave it to the prot warrior

[storm belfry]

[pure moth]

2 dropped in my run and i convinced someone to trade it. It doesnt do as much damage as beacon/bomb though. So baffled at how it should be better in dslice

[spice surge]

It gives you stats

[storm belfry]

[pure moth]

True

[blissful forge]

ai clone yourself

eeeeeeasy

[faint jacinth]

zoom calls

[spice spire]

Only 2 hours on call today then patient rooms all day

[keen spruce]

i just told em my mic is acting up

[storm belfry]

Only 2 hrs of work a day then I sit in the office watching twitch or playing mobile games for 6 hrs

[keen spruce]

and i'm doin keys

[storm belfry]

Holy based

[spice spire]

You’re an opp holy fuck

[dusk summit]

How?

[storm belfry]

It’s very slow at my job currently

Only busy on weekends

[dusk summit]

Oh ok. That makes sense.

[storm belfry]

I mean I take calls sometimes during those 6 hrs but not a lot. Or respond to emails. But I don’t consider that work when it’s like 3 or 4 maybe out of 6 hrs

Lmao

It’s okay once it hits like September I’ll be busy til January

[dusk summit]

To bad you can't just go home after those 2hrs

[storm belfry]

Yeah if only I could work from home

Debated on buying a laptop to game at work but

[dusk summit]

Yah me too

[storm belfry]

My wife works from home. Lucky

[pseudo hamlet]

I'd rather kill myself than work from home

[strange python]

I love work from home.

Don't have to get dressed in anything but sweatpants. Go for walks whenever I want. Hang out with my dog

[odd notch]

!sims

[prisma monolith]

Simulations:
Bloodmallet: https://bloodmallet.com/index.html

[odd notch]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[pseudo hamlet]

If I didn't have anyone to take care of dog I'd probably also do that. But I cannot live properly without human interactions and going outside.

[strange python]

Friends and activities

Pickleball league, volunteer work, bars with friends

I hear u tho

[dusk summit]

I could definitely do with not seeing most people for an extended period. I like my online group. I move ever 3-5 years so they are the constant.

[sweet dawn]

When bomb dispenser + anvil sims best for you but you don't want to drop bacon

[dusk summit]

I want bomb dispenser so bad 😦
I'm running a 441 anvil and a 437 Iridius fragment.

[gaunt moat]

@royal lantern very balanced addition to the game
https://www.twitch.tv/notabrasive/clip/FaintTsunderePepperTwitchRaid-4qMubp8VAEsXSIHq?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

[agile osprey]

Shmeeps going to be our resident scrum master soon?

[keen spruce]

I'll have my CSM within the week hopefully

[agile osprey]

[keen spruce]

i'll be the master of your scrum bby

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494737

[agile osprey]

I need a PM... period. I'm effectively a 1 man department for a medium sized sf org and hate talking to end users

So plz apply

[keen spruce]

send me details i've been out of work for like 8 months

and by out of work i mean i quit my job in novemeber and have been playing wow like a degenerate

[agile osprey]

Atta boy

and on second thought, none of my bosses know what I actually do. So when I say "That'll be 2 weeks", there are no questions asked

[faint jacinth]

They don't have to ask questions either it's private

[keen spruce]

yeah but i could just say that instead

and get paid like twice as much as you

and you could go about your business

win win

[agile osprey]

[keen spruce]

i'll give you kickbacks off my salary

[agile osprey]

I accept payment in the form of subway

[keen spruce]

oh u want that $5 dollar footlong?

https://tenor.com/view/dizzillee-eyebrows-eyebrow-raise-eyebrow-waggle-eyebrow-wiggle-gif-25220588

[agile osprey]

More like $15 footlong now

[keen spruce]

[cerulean nest]

so my 447 anvil outsims my 441 beacon by like 500

should I still be taking beacon

what's the logic there

[subtle tundra]

[keen spruce]

anvil pretty gud

[subtle tundra]

I hate reading

[keen spruce]

at high ilvl

[agile osprey]

Yeah but them bacon crits

[keen spruce]

true and real

and you can't kill your friends on nelth

[cerulean nest]

that's what I'm asking

[keen spruce]

with an anvil

[cerulean nest]

sims don't count for beacon crits? or like

[keen spruce]

it factors them in

the sim dps is like an average

of many thousands of iterations

but it's not gonna show you like the highest highroll of crits

[cerulean nest]

so the reason everyone chooses beacon over anvil is because of the potential for full crits

[keen spruce]

no they choose it cuz it's better

but your anvil is 447

[agile osprey]

Oh btw shmeeps my guild likes your bomb wa so much that I got our hunters and boomies using those other ones you made

[keen spruce]

oh the moonkin form and where's your fren?

[agile osprey]

indeed

[keen spruce]

the moonkin one is so fuckin obnoxious if you install the sound file

it just spams a fart noise over and over

[agile osprey]

LOL

[keen spruce]

until you go back into form

at all times

I didn't add any load in combat stuff to it

[dusk summit]

Is the Iridius fragment simming correctly now? I thought I saw somewhere it was high by like 18%

[keen spruce]

no

it's still wrong

just get good trinkets and forget fragment exists

[runic hinge]

Should pin this

[agile osprey]

So the heroic nelth's trinket drops on myth path?

Cause if so I really shouldnt have passed

[keen spruce]

delete your message before whispyr sees it and blows a blood vessel in his head

[keen spruce]

it do

[misty holly]

It's just a 444->447 upgrade

If you were going to pass on the 444 version I'm not sure 3 more ilevel would change anything

[keen spruce]

well he shouldn't have passed on the 444 anyway

[runic hinge]

Doesn’t matter what they pin, no one reads them regardless

[agile osprey]

Good sir, I prefer to gamble with my dice

But not as a pirate

[keen spruce]

dice gud

probably most consistent

i only have 441 dice tho

my vault had 3 447 cloaks this week

[dusk summit]

I don't know if I have anything better. I guess I'll just sim everything then reduced OF by 18% and pick what's left?

[agile osprey]

I mean just look at this juicy dice proc during my opener for R1 normal Kazz

[dusk summit]

Hey now that's not part of the assassin. Get that hate outa here

🙂

[slow tulip]

does this mirror trinket from last boss on hard mode sim bis for you too ? xD

[keen spruce]

it's kinda tricky

[agile osprey]

No, it simmed worse than every other competitive trinket at 441 for me

But I still want it

for reasons

[reef crow]

Fragment still over simming yes?

[keen spruce]

@dusk summit you could check the blootmallet trinket list for assas, take 18% off of fragment there and see how it lines up with other stuff you ahve at that ilvl

[keen spruce]

yes

[reef crow]

thx

[boreal valley]

i hate opening logs and everyone has mythic class trinket or mythic beacon

and im crying with this shit

[dusk summit]

Ahh ok.

[keen spruce]

you have a 447 bomb dispenser

why u cryin

[agile osprey]

FR

[boreal valley]

because everyone in this screenshot has better trinkets than me

[keen spruce]

DAMN HARD LIFE WITH YOUR MYTHIC BOMB DISPENSER

https://tenor.com/view/violin-tiny-cute-gif-15898508

[boreal valley]

they have mythic bomb dispenser and mythic beacon/class trinket

I am greedy

[agile osprey]

This fucking guy

Eat the rich

[keen spruce]

just get a heroic class trinket

[boreal valley]

it has not dropped for me

[keen spruce]

skill issue

[boreal valley]

I choose to blame my trinkets

[agile osprey]

Blame this

[boreal valley]

[dusk summit]

Why do we call the neltherion trinket "class trinket"

[boreal valley]

cause there's 3 versions of it and which one you can use is based on your class

[keen spruce]

we should just call it suffering

[keen spruce]

cuz it has like 12% uptime on every kill pull

and 40% uptime on every wipe

[boreal valley]

man if only i had a trinket to see that for myself

[brazen zodiac]

lol

[agile osprey]

Our 2nd warlock FINALLY got his on normal yesterday

[dusk summit]

Ohhhhhh gotcha

[keen spruce]

I got it in my first vault on my rat warlock

[agile osprey]

Took me 3 runs to get spoils for my rat priest

[dusk summit]

Well you can stop playing as you won the video game.

[agile osprey]

our spriest still dont have it

[boreal valley]

this is illegal

calling me the rich when nocni exists

[ripe relic]

That's the highest possible currently right?

[keen spruce]

looks like it

[limber lion]

Missing the new dagger :)

Ilvl wise sure, dps wise nah

[ripe relic]

Ah. I myself made it to 441. I need to bump my bracers to 447(toxic patch) I've been running lariat because I have like 8 or 9 slots currently

[idle inlet]

Bruh just be glad you even have a bomb dispenser I'm sitting on a normal beacon and a heroic oce

[dusk summit]

Hey do we have caps for stats or things we wanna aim for. I've been siming pretty much anything new and things seem to change randomly.

Like if I sim ST mastery seems higher and multiple targets Crit goes higher.

I'd rather not change everything between m+ and raid so I tend to favor Crit. But I'm sitting around 38% Crit and 52% mastery.

[strange python]

Also bomb over beacon

[winter gale]

Wafting loses it’s value as soon as fight is not purely ST?

I should go 2xSophic for Sark prog?

[limber lion]

Honestly doesn't matter

As long as you have some kind of enchant on

[burnt latch]

My personal favorite is the shadowlands enchants

They have best flare to them

[keen spruce]

no specific targets, trust the robot

crit / mast will be fine for all content

sims like some haste for ST

vers can pull ahead of some of those if you have very high crit

[spice spire]

Nocco rogues really on one

[sour elm]

thinkin about giving sin another go in the next few weeks, working on getting another dagger.

Question though - do you all play sin in m+ content too or do you off spec sub/law?

[spice spire]

I play sin in all content but I’m the exception more than the rule

[sour elm]

hmm my main concern is stat distribution - im geared for law right now.

I don't really like playing sub so play sin/law is an option but Im concerned about stat weights

[keen spruce]

crit good for both

i played outlaw in full sin stats all of s1 and it was fine

robot might want you to grab some haste for sin

but it's not that big of a deal

[sour elm]

ahh ok - when I get that dagger ill swap and see how it plays out

[keen spruce]

starting to move out of high vers might be the only change that could be big gains

[sour elm]

yea Im sitting on a ton of vers right now

[keen spruce]

but sin stats run kinda close

it's nbd

at very high crit/mast robot starts to like vers again

[agile osprey]

I like playing sub in m+ because my heavy crit/mast build for ass translates well. Just need to drop a bit of haste for the gearset

[sour elm]

yea im also considering just biting the bullet and learning how to play sub

ive mained outlaw for so long it feels nice and home but im getting bored so I wanna take some time to actually learn the other specs

[pulsar dirge]

don't join them ..

[sour elm]

i ❤️ rogues of all specs except those awful KiR builds

[vestal wren]

but, does KiR love you?

[sour elm]

KiR wants to karate chop me in half

I think

Idk KiR is hard to read

[stiff geode]

I wonder if theorycrafters get unlimited iterations on raidbots? 🤔

[vestal wren]

most have a account thats equal to the highest premium tier

so not unlimited, but a very generous limit

[sharp viper]

feelycrafters don't even need iterations or raidbots

[vestal wren]

it does not

[strange python]

@gusty mirage I'm sad.

Still.

About the trinket.

[vestal wren]

i think is bis, its nature damage and we have amps for that, so must be rly good (feel crafting, its not that great if you look at sims)

[spice spire]

Should have gotten the dagger

[stiff geode]

oh really?

is there an easier way to input gear into top gear that you don't own?

[spice spire]

H lucky

[spice spire]

Yes

[strange python]

Brother I paid 300k for the trinket

[spice spire]

Yoink the string off of wowhead

[strange python]

Went into raid pumped to blast

[spice spire]

No shot

[strange python]

Yep.

[agile osprey]

[spice spire]

You got finessed by the sims

[strange python]

BiS weekly lockout trinket?

[spice spire]

Damn theorycrafters at it again

[strange python]

Good chance you don't see it drop again for 10 weeks.

[spice spire]

We’re dagger farming

[strange python]

Its one of six items on the loot table. Good luck.

[spice spire]

It’s second boss right?

[strange python]

Yep.

[spice spire]

At least there’s that

[vestal wren]

only need to kill 2 bosses

not saying that you should leave after

[spice spire]

Oh I’m 1000000% only killing two bosses a week

[stiff geode]

# trinket1=,id=155881,bonus_id=6652/9144/9329/3307/8767```
does anything in bonus_id matter?

[strange python]

Rogues can rip 3 items off that boss. So you've gotta be the one in five who gets loot on the boss, and then it has to be the one in three items that's any good.

On a weekly lockout.

Cringe

[spice spire]

Shouldn’t

Or wait

Are you trying to manipulate the ilvl?

[stiff geode]

Well I figured once I get the item in there, raidbots and change the ilvl with the lil dropdown box

[spice spire]

Yeah as long as right track. Then nah ur golden

[woeful wigeon]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/jc68GngUwLX8tiJngREXbe

[woeful wigeon]

seems no upgrade for me

[stiff geode]

Shoot, having just the ID is a no go

Added ```# Beacon

trinket1=,id=203963``` and no upgrade arrow

[spice spire]

Mobile so forgive

Simulation craft import string

Also below the item, you can adjust ilvl and etc

[vestal wren]

you can else just copy/paste the text file from #tc-research (pin)

it has the names in it

[stiff geode]

Oh that's handy, thanks for that info!

I was messing around with the bonus_ids and ended up with a ilvl 802 beacon, oof

[vestal wren]

and you can easily just change item level like i show in the video

i don't have the names in the crafted gear list, but you always craft on max ^^

[stiff geode]

I see I see, yee I was close! just needed to add the ilevel string

[spice spire]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/5WR6SvyractBdnWwAtCjVA

?

[vestal wren]

^ make sure to use nightly

the dagger will else not sim correct

[spice spire]

Ahh yeah I never use weekly

[vestal wren]

(weekly does not include the implementation of timestrike)

[spice spire]

Unless there’s a massive fuck up

Which has happened like one night in almost 4 years

[vestal wren]

weekly is usually fine, but trinekt implementations get updated/added still

so nightly is the better option

once things are more stable, it does not matter usually

[stiff geode]

thanks again for showing me those top gear text files fuu

is it too risky/busted to always use latest?

[woeful wigeon]

lol i never simmed nightly XD

[vestal wren]

its fine usually, discord usually lets you know if there is a problem in nightly

[upbeat tangle]

!sims

[prisma monolith]

Simulations:
Bloodmallet: https://bloodmallet.com/index.html

[upbeat tangle]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[gusty mirage]

me too man

[woeful wigeon]

https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/quy6wcYLHALMJyir6jwDu9 @vestal wren idd 1055 dps increase

[gusty mirage]

I was like if I get both trinket + dagger I can copium the dps loss from swapping away from sub

because 6s dance is miserable

[vestal wren]

nice

[gusty mirage]

and goes against my entire brain function

[vestal wren]

6 -> 8 sec is like 0.4% dps

[gusty mirage]

I think I just perma afk until 10.2, hope for a good rework, if it doesn't come, swap mains

[stiff geode]

thanks again fuu

also oxi im still waiting on them sims 😄 /s

[gusty mirage]

ngl I forgot what I was supposed to sim

I'm old I have bad memory

I know I promised to sim something for you

if that's any consolation

[vestal wren]

think its fair to complain

[stiff geode]

rofl it was over a month ago im just messin with ya

[vestal wren]

assassination is def. in a weird spot

[gusty mirage]

yeah the weird spot is you can't even use the execute copium anymore

when before you could be like "yeah but execute damage gud"

[vestal wren]

when it was never terrible and had some niches but also isn't as good as a generalist spec and never was strong enough in the niches to make it extremely appealing

e.g. first raid, execute was nice on raz

[strange python]

You mean less single target than AoE specs and no aoe at all isn't strong?

With a clunky weird rotation around CD timings that don't line up?

[vestal wren]

but sub was just always good on the fight, and even tho it wouldn't do the same damage during the execute, it was in general the better option

sark mythic, assasination possibly the best rogue spec, still rogue in general not that good and sub slightly more dynamic

in addition to all the crunch systems that did benefit sub/outlaw more

[strange python]

I think outlaw is sneakily strong now.

Just not on sark

Except for pad

[vestal wren]

!sheet

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[vestal wren]

sub/outlaw is now so close on st

kinda nuts

[strange python]

Yep

[vestal wren]

the problem with outlaw and sub is they both can't utialize the haste buff well

[minor gate]

lets go babyyy

[spice spire]

Oh no

they don’t know

[vestal wren]

rogue in general would probably fall out of the raid comp if atrophic was valued less by raid leads

sandglass is now

sandass

(it was oversimming, got fixed and is now worse than mirror on all 3)

[minor gate]

what

[keen spruce]

[royal lantern]

its not good

was oversimming

[gusty mirage]

homie missed the pins last night

we distracted him with our butt touching talk

[minor gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-throw-angry-guy-out-of-milk-gif-14265412

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-every-day-i-wake-up-i-wake-up-marriage-story-marriage-story-wake-up-gif-19948669

btw

for sark

is it actually value to take wound poison as outlaw/sub?

[gusty mirage]

what

no

do you not have a warrior

or a DH

or a monk

[royal lantern]

the DH asked

[gusty mirage]

tell the DH to stop being a pussy

[royal lantern]

ands i was like

[gusty mirage]

and spec into his MS

[royal lantern]

"bruh im assa"

[gusty mirage]

DHs really do be smoking crack

idk

[spice spire]

Man is punching the air rn

[minor gate]

EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND SOMETHING IS OVERSIMMING

[royal lantern]

OR BUGGED

[gusty mirage]

wait until we tell you about the mirror

[royal lantern]

what did i miss there

[spice spire]

Wait until you guys hear about timestrike

[gusty mirage]

the pet autos might be oversimming

timestrike is fine

wdym

[spice spire]

(Nothing is wrong we like to spread misinformation on the internet)

Mirror absolutely tho

[royal lantern]

sooo, the mirror is probs not that great aswell?

[spice spire]

We will see

[gusty mirage]

write your congressman about making blizzard put gear vendors on every PTR

now it's the fun game of locating logs to substantiate the sims

because god forbid I can log into PTR and buy the item and test it

that would just make sense

[royal lantern]

can i write to them first to delete augvoker and never think about anything like that again?

NOBODY SAW IT COMMING

NOBODY

[minor gate]

so is anything good

[royal lantern]

the dagger

[storm belfry]

[gusty mirage]

dw you'll likely see 1-2 more trinkets before ever seeing the dagger

drops off the same boss

just like people told me I was crazy for crafting a 447 dagger first