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everything east of the dakotas is the east coast
okay fine midwest gets wisconsin, min, and illinois
everything right of that is east coast
who even lives in wisconsin
I literally have an entire country between me and the east coast bud
Where’s mideast though??
minnesotan*
but ohio and right
I'm surrounded by them
Miami
Warlockland??
florida technically has a west coast tho 
West coast fl is not so good 
west coast florida might as well just be louisiana
@earnest remnant why do we have to wear suits
why can't I just roll up to court in jeans and a tshirt
why do dress codes apply only to us
how many lawyers rogues do we have 
we might be uncomfortable but atleast we look fly af
did you guys just wear suit tops and boxers during covid times?
but I'll reserve his anonymity because he didn't want people to know
no
I still met with clients
in a suit top and boxers yes?
missed opportunity
Dude signs paperwork with his ass imprint
i never wore a suit in my life, and im happy about it
I've worn suits to weddings and funerals
I also got reported to the state bar for my infamous email
calling another lawyer an asshole
and telling him not to try to negotiate by "swinging his dick"
grey parsing lawyer
I was told not to be mean and told to carry on
lol
they reminded me of my "duty of civility"

which I never learned about in my professional responsibility class
so I'm suing my old law school
AMA
no
understandable
This sounds fun
you can't go to law school without a college degree
and in most states you can't sit for the bar w/o a law degree
i'm almost done
do you practice bird law?
I do
and by almost done i mean i had like 1.5 years world of credits left about 10 years ago
Whispyrs probably asleep time to shit post

I thoroughly love and dream about exsanguinate
Oh how I wish for it to not be bugged and turned into a capstone so I can talent it and have a 20 button opener again
shitpost? i dont have any talentbuilds prepared this time feck
should have made up some cursed KB build
with sepsis and coldblood
also exsang
to gigablast that 30 second heroic assault
Think of the power we could have if we combined our 2 and 3 minute cds together
Could kill sark in one shot for Anvil Gaming
and 1 minute cd, never forget kingsbane
we legit have 1 min kb, 1:30 sepsis, 2 DM, 3 exsang
2:30 cooldown missing now
don't forget 1 min MfD if we are at it 
oh true, i need that skilled too for my cursed build
You know what, go with Shadow Dance also!
Beacon
hol up, there are limits to my insanity
i dont have bacon or bomb
Skill issue
Get bacon, that’s the 2:30
Yee
ah
I have something disgusting to link you guys
Look at nelth trinket uptime in this log
41 sophic, 32 nelth trinket
noice
the most cursed build
Idk if I should put the bleach in my eyes or drink it after that
Your turn
My turn what
Schizo post
i just took all the talents that would make a horrible build and put it into one
maybe i could path differently and even put er into it

also no CD, not like we would ever die right?
you didn't take twist the knife smh
okay im not gonna lie, i forgot that there is a right node there next to amp poison 
like my eyes wouldnt even realise its there, its just not there
take phys dr instead of poison dmg
take elaborate planning ibstead of cttc
where flying daggers
Most cursed smh
Could’ve gone down the sap column too instead of getting tricks, step, etc
Also 1 min sprint
i like step and 1 min sprint
cant not take those
i guess i suck at making something horrible horrible
Not cursed then
true
gonna need to rework it a bit
its just so shit when im doing it on my phone 
Okay this is my new and last try
Virulent poisons —> unbreakable stride and it’s purrfect
Hey guys. I'm new to assa rogue, is this a good build to get started?
feck true, virulent gives you dmg
yes, if you can do dmg with this build, you will be the top assa rogue with a proper build

It's like taking off the practice wheels 
walking is bis
Also breaking legs then crawling
Is there a rogue pov on sarka hm ?
you probably were one of those guys who didnt fly on nokhud because you wanted to experience what a true warrior would have done on a big battlestage like that
I mean, Sub everywhere
no idea, any specific point why you would need it?
or still thinking about those p3 adds
I want to see how they deal with those phase yeah, did à PUG run
Cleared Sarka (no surprise)
Ended with 92k overall, find it weak
you just kinda dont, you do boss dmg and thats it, regarding cooldowns there are a few thingies you can do
Btw i played with a mate Who had irideus
whats your GS/trinkets?
fragment is still shit for us since its oversimming, your trinkets are better
fragment just has a better insta burst 
Yup, so impressive how his dps Fell instantly
yeeees sir
(I remember GS, god I'm old)
wait what do people ask now? 
ah
i started in SL S2 how the hell do i use a boomer term then

gonna complain to friends and why they told me boomer terms
but ye on my first sark kill i had 106k dps with doing a few bombs cause the pug was shit, it just comes down to how you use your cooldowns i would say 
i have 437 dice and 441 bracken trinket for comparison
He did what 
that's hot
My friends won't even do that, are they even really my bros 
your second sepsis is after the first downphase
Need to get 110k minus on each boss
seeing that you have bomb make sure you dont place a bomb on the boss when he is flying, he has dmg reduction there
Usually it pops when sarka is about to end P1, i have it until He goes away
Then if timed well i go out with death mark up
yee sepsis comes up when P1 is ending, you just press it when P2 starts
OK, better to delay everything so ?
i mean if you press sepsis when it comes up your empowered garrote will do like 5 sec dmg, after that its intermission so no dmg
i usually just hold sepsis for P2 because thats when DM also comes up and i can get full sepsis/dm value
P1 you can just use vanish after dm when your emp garrote is running out, seeing that you wont really be using it P2 start because you have sepsis there
after that there isnt really much to go wrong
press your cooldowns and tunnel boss
but it can be shit if your tanks place the boss somewhere where you cant hit him during the blow away ability
But P1 i have sepsis in the rotation ?
you open with sepsis
so you do the usual opener
you just delay second sepsis to p2 so you get full value
Y, but you vanish after 2nd sepsis garrote ?
you do the usual opener and the late garrote from sepsis as usual, as that garrote is running out you can refresh it with vanish
because you wont be using vanish anytime soon anyways
when P2 starts you have sepsis and DM up
Okay, in this fight it should be a bonus
you press sepsis garrote shiv, boss flys up, when he is down you press DM
Thinking using it to put some emp garrote if team needs
nah you dont emp garrote on the adds
Keeping it on Birdy
you can press one envenom or so on them while the boss is flying away and you would have to shadowstep to catch up to him
What you do is hold Sepsis in the opener and use it together with Shiv with the 4p tier set after Deathmark
Thanks Murlock, im obsessed using vanish for DM
huh? 🤔 so i have been doing it the wrong way around
or is it a sark only tech
Sark only because you want to hold Sepsis for p2 anyways
So instead of holding it for 30s, you send it later to get more value out of it
ah so you do vanish opener instead of sepsis and sepsis afte rdm
Yep
okay ye that makes even more sense then what i thought i did smartly
Honestly probably doesn't matter at all
yep listen to cev, he is the smarter dude
Ahah
But if you're looking to do some minmax stuff on Sark, that's what you wanna do for sure
might try it next week if i still dont have the freaking bacon
good to know, thx
but other than that i didnt say anything insanely dumb, or did i? 
all i said was vanish to refresh garrote in P1 after dm (so other way around than you said)
and after that just sepsis start of p2
maybe an envenome/garrote/rupture onto the adds if you dont follow the boss when he flies
and thats about it
Yeah sounds about right
pog
aight @brazen lagoon time for your 120k dps log after you know all the secret tech
Worst boss to parse on is Echo
Boss just goes immune for half an hour
No matter what kind of secret tech you use there, you're doomed either way
Adds stack faster on boss, find it better to catch up
When pb procs everytime juict
The highest dps I've done on that boss is like 90k because the boss was literally more than half the fight immune
adds barely died so big poison bomb dmg onto them
Very pog
110k dps there with 423 gear
I reached 104k i think, just wait for p3 ahaha
shit pug makes up for it
Fck lol
sounds like you really were lucky
i dont think i killed echo besides week 1 where everyone was still kinda shit geared
and i found myself into a random pug
last 5% of boss both tanks dead
2 rogues tanking
some dps and heals alive
30 adds
big poison bomb dmg
lovin it
damn, we do love some rng trinkets huh
but parsing on echo now, i looked at a friends stream when they recleared. The intermission add is dead, and they are hitting the immune boss for 20 seconds because wall couldnt be broken yet
top parses will be with a group of 420 GS alts and 1 gigablaster
callin it
Nah, just boost groups
ah true, those exist aswell
That’s wild
'twas fun
how do you even get to 141k on that fight
6PIs still not enough to get a boosters lvl of dps
probably a lot of adds
since half the raid was dead
meaning adds got a ton of hp
yeah it's all p3 pad
so PB procs
yes, but you're sin 
did he spec into any aoe?
pb procs
praise the PB procs
Well in boost it's no problem to go ct
oh, i found out why he did so much damage
So yes, first of all, his PB damage was insane.
But as you recall, it's a boost.. many people die in boosts.. so..
boon gaming?
ah grieftorch gaming
8 times.
what do you mean flex, that's not my log
Well it's actually only 4m dmg
And no main stats from higher ilvl
that means log beatable by a better rogue who boosts
actually not even needed to be better
just use better trinkets
either way i can't log on that fight cause guild member go out of their way to stun me when i get controlled fuck my parse
Does cold blood also make the tiks from a dot Auto crit? Or Just the upfront dmg from for exaple Ct
No, just the initial damage.
Ja experimenting with AP in mplus so far I really like it
You are lucky you mentioned it when whispyr is asleep
God bless me
whispyrs always asleep, until one specific word is said
scaling
!whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
Bro what?
They don’t let you log it because they parce bad?
Sounds like a guild full of shitty people
Oh shit I misread it
They force stun you lmao
No they don't let me cause they think it's funny
They stun you when add comes up initially
Rip
Imagine going outlaw and clicking blade flurry then evasion+cloak
Kill everyone on boss
I got stunned 4 times in a row the last time we did Echo
They almost wiped cause they almost killed me before i was able to damage add 
Got boring after the 2nd
Sin does bad amaze on add
The thing I hate about heroic nelth is your sepsis and dm comes up when add is up so you have to hold
Because if not then you lose damage
Defintely on dm, unsure about sepsis
Since it dies so quick
If you like it in a tyran week, just wait for fort this week
imagine doing that with sub, saving secret tech CB for that
start casting Bacon as I get corrupted
1 shots a DH
hell yeah
can we do that to evokers too pls
fecking fotm players
play IC just to vanish aoe garrote the casters
Broke: using IC for utility.
Woke: using IC with no stealth or vanish up
Choke: using IC and letting it expire
Doke: that one time you activated IC before putting in the key and then realized that starting a key removes the buff and puts IC on CD
IC can expire? O.o
ive had ic expire because a tank took forever to pull the next pack, a small part of me died that day
Maybe you mean blade flurry? IC is a toggle that stays on you but doesn't hit CD until used, like my bae Cold Blood
either that or im gaslighting myself
i dont play outlaw
i swear i remember it happening, this is like the same thing with seemingly always having to use a 3rd buzzing rune, ive just stopped questioning it
For the rune bug there is a work around. Put one on, then hard target a healer, type "/hug", then apply a second rune. Works every time
!whispyr
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no that was 100% a thing
if you didn't wait an arbitrary amount of seconds
I think 2-3 after applying first
it'd just slap the 2nd one on your MH again
my workaround is, buzzing, phial, buzzing
and it gets both weapons every time
buzzing poison poison poison poison buzzing phial
i knew i wasnt crazy
what the fuck
i just always assumed it was something stupid like a random % chance to fail applying and just put up with it
nah just bad code
they could've just coded them to work like stones
where you click each weapon
but ya know
If youre trying to refresh them it also sometimes just doesnt work
fuck it ig
So ive resorted to just removing them before reapplying
oh everytime I go to refresh it just keeps refreshing my mainhand
so I clear both
and reapply
lol
in the end we still lose a rune..
Do I take 447 fragment on the off chance it gets fixed
Sometimes it just doesnt reapply to the mainhand either and im confused
It is what it is
honestly no
Hmm
cause I doubt they fix mutilate eating 2 stacks
cause it's technically 2 hits in 1 ability
a MH and OH part
also lol @ assassination the only one who gets cucked on fragment
I wonder if monks used it if FoF eats a stack for every tick
now I'm curious
It's either that or a socket for a ring I don't have yet.
but to fix it they'd have to recode how mutilate works
which would end up in a nerf for us
lol
well
cause the 2 hits for 1 global thing is 2 chances at a poison proc
at least i got a socket
vs just 1
Is the socket even worth though
uh
Like, I don't have anything to put it on right now
I lost 450 belt to DH
yeah until 10.1.5 our gearing opportunities besides specific slots from specific sources is kinda fucked
I have socketed helm and bracers already, only need sockets for rings I don't have yet. Hard to imagine I won't get sockets the next few weeks
do you have a crafted ring already
cuz 447 w/ socket ring is kinda giga
and you don't lose out on a socket this week if you craft a ring
cause your ring comes with one
Eh, Aug chamber and echo ring are big
imagine how mad people will be
Very
"yeah you got the item already, hf refarming it against the 10-15 other people who want it n your raid"
I reckon a 447 essence w/ all buffs will be big fwiw
I haven't simmed it
but I imagine it'd be WAY better than dice
gonna be a good week for me if i can get off my ass and do m+, plan to make two rings or a 447 neck and ring
not sure if i should make two rings with a champ onyx imposters birthright, know the annulment needs to be replaced since its getting nerfed soon though
It's bis
But requires full buffs
Only sims +250 over dice, and +80 over nelth
unless you proc nelth trinket once
outside of cds

prolly a lot more than +80 then
But if it procs in CDs. Yuge
yeah imagine if all the nelth trinkets procced when you pushed your CD
wouldn't that be neat
whoever designed them
needs to reassess their life
because if they think a random proc happening outside your CDs is fun
uhhh
Entirety of top logs just gonna be bomb beacon anyways
For beacon highrollers
When do you even push beacon in our opener
gar > snd > er > rupture > bacon > rest of the shit
Welp. Idk how high I am on the beacon prio list
how do you survive talondras bleed in tyrannical 

Huge
we made it!!!
race change dwarf, play with pala/evoker, swap cheat for elusiveness
you cry
not rly much you can do
First boss of brackenhide on tyran weeks 
Just don’t get hit
i already play with elusiveness 
True and real
shit game
idk if you can vanish it and just have him retarget
He targets everyone tho
Granted
There’s like
500000 ways to circumvent this
But that relies on others to do things
Which is scary
I know hunters can do some weird disengage tech so maybe there is a tight window you can step
Test it for us quake thanks in advance

Source: I spent 40 minutes doing this boss on the second tyrannical week
Haven’t run one since 
I hate this boss because there is like 3 things to evasion and I always end up using it then getting rekt when I need it. Bladestorm, the rogues targeted attack, and the warrior's charge
Are they cute voices
They’re not
Real
but are the voices as bad as my raid leader talking to himself after 3 weeks of statue firey horseman jail? (romi and buddy pls are the same guy in 2 different discords)
Rashok is dead
That means they are going to zskarn 
!whispyr
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!fuu
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waiting in a sim, but initial thoughts for M+?
You have two good normal trinkets
!bugs
Rogue Bug tracker: https://github.com/SimCMinMax/WoW-BugTracker/labels/Rogue
Why does bomb dispenser hate me
Is exsang still bugged??
What an interesting PFP
?
Not you lol
Lol yeah - I had it set originally as a joke in another discord. I switched it :
I got muted in one discord 😅
I assumed as much. I just wanted to be sure. ❤️
What are the best 2 secondaries in bis gear? crit/haste/mastery are all simming nearly the same so would prefer to craft a ring with the 2 that are likely to stay best
what ever sims tell you to
Why did my sub sim jump over sin? it was like 5k behind lol
and thats not an asshole answer, that is the actual answer
you can always recraft down the line
Well my sims are nearly identical.. thats why i'm asking about which two might increase in value as my gear gets better
but i can just yolo it
and recraft
crit/mastery is safest because those are both good in M+ and raid. Haste might sim slightly higher single target depending on what your other stats are, but it is garbage in aoe
Unless you have a separate gearset for M+, then you can specialize for just single I guess.
gotcha, makes sense
well according to the sim I am once again choosing a socket...
Essence is very good if you can get all 5 in the raid, it's still okay even alone.
Beacon/bomb dispenser. I tried the sim assuming I had all the essence buffs as well.
Maybe I did something wrong?
@gusty mirage I took frag. Get it fixed.

The item itself isn’t broken, just the sim
It’s functioning as it’s supposed to
Mutilate is being fucky withbit and not counting as an ability on hit
Yeah. Change it
I don't wanna sit around waiting for beacon crits for all of farm for logs
Hey does anyone have a good AOE string I can steal off them
that's in the sim
in game mutilate counts as 2 abilities
u can find them all here
!whispyr
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so 18% might be a conservative estimate tbh
I got to leave annualet today. But no bomb dispenser.
Is this enough crit?
+10 points for your name
ty 🙂
Just roll high rng from class trinket instead of crits from beacon 
Did big dam today on magmorax with 3/3 normal hits on beacon
Dice angle.
Dice probably isn't a rank 1 angle though
Probably not, unless u proc sophic rng
133k on magmorax with no crits on beacon though
Class trinket came in clutch
Torn between hunting beacon and trinket. Don't think I'll get both
Until veryyyyy late farm
Double on use is cringe
Class trinkets miserable tbh
When u have a good pull and it doesnt proc u feel like shit
And then u have an okay pull but get r1 only cuz it procced like crazy
So high variance when it procs / if it procs
At least it's passive. Idk, I'll probably try to get beacon but I assume I'm below tanks, sub rogue, dh
Idk who else uses beacon?
Anyone who does m+ basically
Im still rocking hc beacon cuz ive passed some to the m+ guys
Mythic ones
Gotta vault it ig
We’ve had a couple I think
Last 2 kills dropped one atleast
But might aswell let the guys who play the game outside of raid get it, apparently its insane in m+
I think we have some m+ prio or something i havent really followed the discussion, but i think it makes sense if somethings really strong in m+ to prio those that put in a lot of time playing it
As long as I get the gear I need before the patch is over ill be alright
Does assassin require certain stat breakpoints to outperform sub? Kinda surprised sub is still simming higher for me on 5 minute patchwork
I still have a good amount of crit mastery gear for assassin, as far as optimizations haste is the only thing I dont have a lot of gear with
!whispyr
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On pull do you use vanish for another improved garrote after you use the 2nd sepsis one or do you literally hold vanish until 2nd deathmark? And hold 2nd sepsis for 2nd deathmark as well?
you can kinda do either, depends a bit on the fight
the super min max way would be vanishing after the sepsis1gar2 expires for more improved garrote uptime, then holding sepsis2 for like 6-10 seconds before sending it to make sure that you get the deathmark covered
kinda want to do that on rashok, nelth, and sark
on sark especially you're just holding your sepsis constantly because of how the fight transitions
so you always have it for deathmark anyway
when I am opening, should I just garrote as many targets as possible even if I overcap CP? or should I cast a rupture, then continue? What would be the proper way to go about opening on a pack should Indescrim carnage be on CD?
3 garrotes
into a slice and dice correct?
also, is it better to envenom on pack pulls? or is it better to fan of knives and crimson tempest over and over? Kind of like sub with shuriken black powder?
during the tier buff fishing for poison bomb is technically better
but it's a smaller aoe
and it's not better outside of that
envenom adds prio damage
so
really gotta pick based on what you think would be better for the situation
also im assuming I always prioritize garrote over rupture?
simming ominous chromatic ess sims less than my equal item lvl dice, is it bc its only simming with only one aspect and not a full group of them
for instance, is it worth vanishing after my 3 opener garrotes immediately to garrote other targets if indiscrim in on CD? or better to apply, build and spend on rupture and then vanish to reapply in pandem?
I got fuu to add the sim options for it in TC-research if you're curious how the dif buffs affect how good it is:
#tc-research message
Exsanguiate is also bad now? is that properly updated?
all i have is deathmark/indiscrim
Thank you brother!

this is a really weird way to think about the rotation if I'm being honest
rupture and garrote don't really fight for your attention at all
you garrote 3x from stealth because of improved garrote
not because it's "better" than a rupture
garrote is a builder
sorry im brand new to assas.
and if you need the energy to sustain your rotation, you would want to garrote
it sure is, yes
ive just been opening with garrotes, spending at 5-6 with a rupture, Echoing/shiv+tea and then the rest of the time fan of knives and crimson while spending on ruptures when needed.
is there anything im missing there?
yeah that's pretty much it
I usually envenom with less than 6 targets if they are somewhat stacked. dont know if thats correct.
for instance
in sub, I eviscerate at 3 or less targets
but more than 3 i black powder.
assume its about the same
it's not that cut and dry for assassination
Hey Whispyr is the rotation stuff on WoWhead up to date with the build in your spreadsheet?
because you want to maintain CT on 2+ always
Okay so this would look like vanish after the sepsis expiration buffed garrote is in pandemic range, then holding sepsis until there's like 18s left on deathmark CD so that the 2nd buff refreshes garrote for the full duration of mark?
the rotation stuff on wowhead is dogshit
needs actually just a full rewrite
Well big oof lol
fucking hate that shit
specifically for the dot correct?
I was doing it on bosses too. is it worth keeping dot on ST?
ye
yep
no
if you have poison bomb it's better to envenom
Cool. Just sitting on vanish for 2 minutes on opener felt weird
So do you always want to hold either vanish or sepsis to make sure you have an improved garrote for each deathmark rather than sending them on CD and waiting for lineups?
!fuu
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kinda yeah
but sending on cooldown and holding the vanish is just much easier for fights where it doesn't matter
the difference here is very small
it's not like some secret 2% better rotation
we're talking closer to 0.3%
Gotcha okay
i just came back to the game and damn Sin is so much different
On pull do you hold the first garrote cast after sepsis or immediately garrote after sepsis and only hold the 2nd cast?
how can i sim runes? (buzzing etc.)
easiest way would be to just do multiple sims changing it
or you can compare them in advanced
but I don't have a copypasta for that
thats what i was doing, hoped for easier way 😄 ty tho
think it's like temporary_enchant=buzzing_rune:3/buzzing_rune:3
or something
and you just change that to what you want
idk I don't really care about a 25 dps difference from swapping runes
can't be fucked personally
just curious 😛
always open with 3 garrotes for reapp dmg even in ST?
is loaded dice good for sin in either raid or keys?
I mean it gives the truest result
What is truth
oh wow sin is alot more complicated now, i gotta actually line up stuff
Half a brain cell now requires the whole brain cell 
lmao this!
I ain’t ever thought a day in my life
I was once described as a himbo
back in like S2 of shadowlands, i just had to do my rotations and keep poison up for top dps
then would you just be vanishing 4m deathmark instead of the 2m one?
And then explained what that meant
Well 9.1 rogues were kinda busto
and also after that initial 6-10 second hold on sepsis 2, do you go back to sending it on CD from then on? @balmy condor
talking rashok specifically
yes
man the good times
i gotta actually work now
I’m enjoying this iteration
Even if I am an idiot playing sbs, it’s getting to the point that I have to put ol’ yeller down and play sepsis 
rogue was also a lot stronger in 9.1
compared to now
and relied on borrowed power rng'
but you still had to execute flag properly
idk
yep, currently sin very interesting
but i will prob sub for m+ tho
checks out

That’s me 
Are you hitting on me?
yep a lil purp in the bowl and purp on the logs
I’m a grimace shake enjoyer
required to by law, it's his birthday
Amen god bless
9.1 was my first season that i actually raided raided, and man Sin was a blast
Purples the best color, we just call the orange n pink guys sweaty tryhards and we’re all set
was still a kinda nweb back then tho
9.1 sin was probably my least favorite iteration right after 8.3
9.1 sucked because it relied on critting borrowed power and having an external
yes
i liked it 😦
yo Whisp on Rashok after you hold second sepsis to cover second DM, do you sepsis on CD after that? or is there more holding that happens
like if 8.3 was the worst, then 9.1, then 9.2
I was deadass going to quit for 10.0 if nothing changed
I like my play determining how well I do (im shit)
cause the spec was so dogshit
Not rando mega rng
on cd like mentioned earlier
But I think this is also personal preference
kk ty
9.2 sin CDR stack god
It’s fine to enjoy whatever, I don’t think less of you. @balmy condor may but he’s a big softy at heart 
no downtime or things don't line up anymore
poggggggggggggggggggggers
super fucking sick
love haste snapshotting
My least favorite thing was m+ in 9.2
I'm batchesting so hard you can't see it but I promise I am
CD bot every time
I love it
it's the best
but god fuck assassination and sub played like actual garbage
I honestly liked the dinar season
Because I liked the 4set and the m+ affix was more enjoyable as a spec
Anyway
I didn't play it cause I couldn't take it anymore

im about to voice an opinion and people wont like it
Silence, kitten, the adults are speaking

meow
(I’m kidding, say whatever)
he's kitten
Wait
he's about to say how much he loves backstabbing in dance

Real
No
Sub OTP has it muted 
bro wake me up when it isn't gloomblade simulator

until them I'm a snoozer
Warlock alt was unnecessary
tru
Your main is a rat (it’s fucked beyond all comprehension) 


someone tell me what I'm eating for lunch today
spicy ramen
borger
deez nuts
a tunafish sandwich
cheeborger

that pic hurt my soul I hope you know that
mac and cheese with like buffalo chicken or bbq beef or something on top
It does not bring me joy either
thats what i want
Wowee
I saved it for anytime someone asks about why funnel is bad
is the chromatic ess trinket only worth playing over dice if you have the full party of buffs from each aspects at equal ilvl?
Yea I know but does that take into account maybe 2 or 3 of the buffs instead of all 5
either way who cares im just buying time till a bomb drops for me lol
hey look more dogshit

i have the scalebane at 441 with a socket
so i might as well jsut craft a socky ring this week 
I mean that ring is kinda big
ig i take it, craft socky ring and get a socky next week for it 
basically what I did this week
big socky's
just leave it in my bags until next week
I legit have 4 sockets currently
but I'm capped on sockets
i have full sockys
and I don't really know what to craft
#1 most handsome rogue change my mind
neck I guess
(dont look at annulet its gone in 20 mins)
that is a female
birria tacos
I meant the pilot you feel me
Oxxi-area 52 exists this is false by default
yeah sure whatever you say kyle
i'm here to upset people with overlapping text
Okay and
everything you do is terrible

This is par for the course at this point man
!whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
is it torc time
thats what im doing
jealous of those bombs n' bacon
guys where is my second shadowflame splinter
its hiding
why tf do I have 7251 crit
help
only?
beacon rng about to go crazy you feel me
Classic Kyle 
das me
i do find it interesting that people have this takeaway despite finisher (and associated) damage doubling build (and associated) damage
that's just what it feels like man idk
no exsang does more dps? i dont need exang?? lets gooo
yeh exsang's bugged
lingering extends the impact of dance without outright doing more dance, and gives buttons a window to be meaningful and 'impactful', at an overall reasonable rate. Gloomblade was only elevated to the point of being a 'something' instead of previous iterations of 'nothing'... maybe there is no happy medium, or maybe it's just a case where people will feel like there's a problem no matter what. Certainly hasn't been an easy solve thus far
Seems like all specs have a hard problem to solve
I don’t envy the people that attempt solutions
(This may read sarcasm, but it’s certainly not)
Yeah balancing has gotta be a huge pain in the ass
I personally don’t hate the gb sub play but I can see how it can become mundane.. but there’s new tech also so you have variance as to what style of sub you can play 🤷♂️
creating gameplay flow that is compelling for infinite hours is nearly impossible for any spec, which is why things change. Given enough time spent, people inevitably run into aspects that annoy or frustrate. Even good and well-liked setups become unwelcome and need a shake-up eventually
And I'd wager it's gonna be even more of a hell now that Augvoker is rolling out
Yeah good point
Warlocks going straight to the moon 
Feels like Aug is another PI situation in the making
Hopefully analytics get tools to separate the Aug dmg
well i liked dotting in m+ for many years... now i dont enjoy the lack of doting...
wake me up when september ends or whatever it was
In a way I kinda agree, on the other I understand the pain one might feel when the very thing they like about their favourite spec just goes away
Sbs my beloved
With normal sepsis build with no exang, if I don't pick cut to the chase, what talent would I pick instead?
Y
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/unE1JC6FwdPkFVGWqc1D4d my profile seems to like vers a lot 
Because idc about using snd every now and then and I'll take the DPS increase
L take
I'll take the L and the DPS increase nerd
Yeah, completely agree, but I wouldn't say that to any of the afftected, y'know. If their favourite thing about a spec ; something that worked well without bringing fundamental imbalance ; is gutted, I can't blame them for getting mad/sad.
maybe people are impossible to please, but imo people want in general to be doing dmg in dance and make it "feel" powerful in dance windows. rather than dance also buffing other aspects of the spec outsideof the windows
nice to see you back in here again
Pretty sure the non cttc builds sim higher but go off
now play it and show me the INCREDIBLE dps gain you got
by hardcasting shit&ability sometimes and Probs missing a better pandemic timer/envenom during dm
Did I ask
cus dropping cttc is such a weird angle that most people dont think trought
is it more sim dps? yeha sure, i gues
is it more dps in actual gameplay? big big doubt unless you put it a shitton of time adjusting to it/are readdy to spin another Plate all the time that can have weird timings
How ahead do the no ctcc build(s) sim ?
Brother did I ask
lingering extending the impact of dance and other talents providing backstab/gloomblade power in combination with that is the problem that I have for it though. I personally much prefer the style of sub from wod where dance was powerful and stood on its own as a burst-centric cooldown. While I logically understand that lingering is making dance stronger by being connected to its power, from a gameplay perspective it doesn't feel like your shadow dances are powerful, it just feels like you're dancing to get to your gloomblades. That coupled with the higher dance uptime the spec has been pushing for the last while just doesn't appeal to me. In my mind, sub is supposed to be the "arcane mage of rogues" so to speak. You got some complicated stuff going on, but if you line everything up, you get crazy bursts. Seeing big touch of the magi bursts with stacking rune of power, radiant spark, arcane surge, presence of mind, trinket, potion, and popping off is the fantasy that I want out of sub as a player. When I'm out in the open, just doing my thing, not much happening, I'm not sleuthing, but get me in dance and I'm going BONKERS. That speaks to me a lot more than weaving in and out of dance all the time but also lingering and gloomblade so now you're kinda just flatlined the whole time and it's not really a SUPRISE IM HERE!! it's more of a consistently "I'm just gonna stab because my damage window is 20 seconds long every 30 seconds". It's just not appealing to me personally
also can the rest of you bozo's stop bickering about slice and dice for the 95 millionth time
All I did was ask a simple question lmao
like 0.3 or something it's basically irrelevant
"UM BRO YOU DONT WANNA PLAY THE BUILD I PLAY? LMAO L TAKE BRO CRINGE"
no
remember when you played no ctcc exsang on magmarox
before you knew it was bugged
good times
mental broken
I did it for like 3 pulls as a semi-meme because some shit about "but it sims higher"
and then we killed
@royal lantern coming in hot
and now I'm tainted

not really cus its midnight and sleepy time for me 
Kinda agree with Whispyr, let a rogue play his theoretically stronger no ctcc build
That's what I'm saying smh damn
I'm a big fan of people playing whatever they want
I'm not a big fan of people going "but this is better" when it's not
Yes so let me ask my question again
like if you want to play sbs, more than happy to do that, go for it
What talent do I pick if not cttc?
imp poison probably
Okay thank u















