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im lvl 22 
Oh
im reading the guide as i go
Yeah no point in asking anything then 
no harm in getting the basics correct before max level
The game legit does not make sense before max level
surley rashok dies today 
lost like 2 days of prog to server / internet issues
now like 3 people are out this weekend for various weddings / father's day stuff
i found out that i have a special power. Every guild i have joined so far disbanded 🤣 , this time i only joined as a friend and not even a raider, guild still disbanded
yooooo
are we the same person?
4th guild that i joined so far in DF that disbanded

well i remember when i first started interacting in this discord some1 said if im the new you
i guess thats just how it is 
you can get hired by liquid or echo
next level rogue rp
that somone was shiennar 

im not good with names so i will trust you on that one
Meownar 
thought @shrewd night is meownar now
Yeah
Already? 😮
hey guys, someone here who could take a look at a log of chamber and let me know if i do something wrong?
try wowanalyzer
its already pretty good for the basics
oh okay thansk a lot
how do you guys go about with the bomb trinket, just send it on cd?!
wowanalyzer says that everything looks fine i guess. BUt its still only 76 ilvl log. I mean my itemlevel is not that great and i dont really have good gear yet
items pretty much sum it up, otherwise its gonna be about kill timing, if you actually sent your cooldowns on cooldown, minmaxing emopwered garrote duration and whatnot
but gear is probably gonna be the biggest factor in that case
burnout is what i always hear, but hey rashok dead, time to apply to echo or liquid and become the best assa rogue
ilvl logs are beyond useless
and bad
dont care for those
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the good old whyspyr
i see whyspir more often
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
i just noticed you're the dude who wrote the wowhead guide 
where's the Whispyr copypasta
thats actually the best version yet
Which of them 
That's why we all prefer the icy-veins guides, you're catching on pretty quickly.....

fair point 
I found one that works
Hello, I am the Assassination Rogue theorycrafter and guide writer for wowhead, method, head moderator in the rogue discord, and I microwave my chicken nuggets by choice, even though I own both an oven and an air fryer. I do this because I prefer to eat them that way. Thank you for your time
I WILL NOT BACK DOWN ON THAT
get this guy a brain
youre a weird boy
You can’t change me
oh i can change you
Honestly Chamber is a bad one to go off of too. In normal and heroic you can stack the bosses in P1 if your healers can handle it, that skews the metrics. But yeah, ilevel parse is garbage and you probably won't be parsing 90th if you're like 435.
Okay thanks for your answers! will try to get some more gear and look at logs later again
i like how the only thing that took whispyr out of his slumbering was a mention of his soggy nuggies
bro what?
you microwave them
ur giving me ptsd with all due respect
I’ve been awake all day, im with my girl today, 8 year anniversary
ah didnt mean it like that, but enjoy your anniversary tho 
I have some for you 😏
same
we do have one specific brand of nuggets that are great if you make them in the micro tho
Skill issue
have you tried being better
better players crit their beacon

just saying
i lost to our surv hunter
how
well he was first
yes

oh shit bro
you too? 💃

% 4 buff bring so much love on this channel, imagine if they rework our assa. 🫣
all the 4% buff did was make shmeeps make me sim a bunch of dumb shit
if that's love
I hope I die alone
Hahaha
we all know it was the loss of exsang that made you sim so much
and not the buff
Yes and no
Let me know next i ll do your sims 🤗
he never played exsang
even when it wasn't broken
just for a few days ;p
need the hearth cd perk for science purposes 💃
but did i hate exang because of puzzle box
or did i hate puzzle box because of exang

i will give you the answer:
Did you hate puzzle box? yes
Did you hate exsang? yes
Did it make it worse that you had to play both? yes
maybe it was the unholy union of the two that was worse than the sum of its parts
!whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

icy veins
damn
This is too far
gonna insult seli to his face huh
!fuu
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hey guys does anyone know in m+ do we hold our exsanguinates for deathmark or do we unalign them?
can't find the answer anywhere
really? whats bugged about it
when you deathmark the exsanguinated bleeds it doesn't copy the tickrate
tf?
yep
It didn't always work like that right
Probably a dumb question incoming:
Do I need to actually play Crimson Tempest in M+? There seems to be significant tension between wanting to maintain the CT debuff and wanting to keep the Envenom debuff up, as well as between wanting to spam CT on groups, compared to wanting to spam Envenom hoping to proc Poison Bomb on groups.
Assuming I'm using CT, should I be spamming that on groups, or should I only refresh it to maintain the bleed uptime?
Thanks in advance for advice
Not playing CT would be tragic
I mean yeah, you can just fish for PB procs... But that would be a huge loss over just maintaining CT in multi target. Usually the contentious point is "CT Spam" not CT bleed upkeep
That's a fair point
I found that on large multitarget pulls, spamming CT produced pretty nice damage, but there's also tension between that and keeping enough bleeds up to be able to spam
The spec doesn't feel very good to play in M+ right now, not gonna lie
It felt pretty great in Shadowlands by comparison
Unfortunately, it was uncompetitive as shit in shadowlands.
Compared to the other two specs, I agree, it was behind, but it felt cohesive to play
It feels like too many spinning plates currently, I can't put my finger on what changed
(And I played and loved Crimson Tempest in SL)
too many spinning plates is the core class definition of assas
That's part of the gameplay tho, keeping rupture out for energy/damage. If it doesn't feel right then just do sub/outlaw in m+, play what you like; we'll love you either way.
feral used to be the same but they got blizz attention
pray that assa gets the same treatment
a talent for split rupture/garrote would be heavenly
GCD economy is already so krangled
Idk, Hacha, we're not really the hopeful types here... We're like a bunch of emo doomers.
well shadow and boomkins have gotten like 4 reworks cant assa get 1
This is why sin aoe is poorly designed
This + spending on rupture
No proper finisher
Personally would rather keep being useless in aoe than turn into Aff/Feral/Spriest, where dots are a afterthought in aoe now
Yes
Yes, but IC is nothing compared to 20 sec shadowcrag
And feral dots arent really an afterthought
You have to multidot rake and maintain thrash
While I like the playstyle of “dot in aoe and cleave by pumping st damage” but it’s been done enough that it would be an inelegant solution i think
And even though primal wrath is your spam rip does a lot of your damage
The dot in aoe part and cleave st part, would be fine if they dont give the spec perfect aoe dot coverage
imagine 18 sec IC so you have 100% gar and rupture uptime
Even with 45s ic you barely think about your dots
You just apply if energy starts getting bad
True, dont rly care what happens to our aoe as long as it doesnt delete the spec from ST viability
Realistically speaking, would it actually be OP if IC was just passive, and just maybe have the damage be split amongst however many targets you put your Rupture and Garrote on?
If that were the case, it would swap us from an "every 45 seconds this class feels great in M+ for one single pull" to "okay now our DOTs suck for AOE damage but we can just spam our builders for damage and have infinite energy on AOE pulls which is fun so who cares"
Would something similar to the OL tier set be fun for people? Like, having a finisher consume some dot duration to deal instant damage?
Dashing Scoundrel also feels super non-impactful, 1 energy regen per crit on a poison tick is miserable at low gear levels
The added poison application feels nice, but then that just sort of invalidates another of our 2/2 talents, the +10% poison application one
Like, pls get your shit together Blizzard
the damage split would kill the talent instantly
no one would ever play it
we've kinda been asking for a mechanic like that for the last 5 years lowkey
Right, I'm just kind of spitballing, but given how sad our M+ damage is, would it just straight up being passive even be unfair? I feel like on many pulls where I activate IC, I'm still not always #1 DPS on the meter.
Maybe like, keep IC as an active Ability with a 45 second CD, but make it always passively apply from stealth? Or JUST make it passively apply from stealth?
yeh but it would kinda warp the power of IC
That would add additional synergy with restealthing using Vanish, Shadowmeld for night elves, and also Shadow Dance, which is currently never used
you can't keep buffing one ability over and over and over and over without just making it so overbearing to the spec
similar thing to like echoing blades in nyalotha
now you're just spamming fok
the design of the spec breaks down at some point
IC being a passive means you never multidot again ever
and the spec isn't designed for storm->powder gameplay like subtlety
which is the problem in the first place
Oh, I'm in agreement, fully. IC isn't the only Ability that needs reworking. Doomblade is pretty awful too, the main reason I see validity in taking it is 1) purely for single target raid DPS, and 2) for a small buff to that one talent that buffs your poisons/bleeds for each poison/bleed on the target
IC is plenty powerful on its own, its just that actually making use of it doesn't really do anything
if you're doing 100k without IC
and IC adds 80k
you press IC
and now you're just doing 100k + the 80k
still pathetic
the problem is that bleeds themselves don't do jack shit
Right, it's both brainless and unexciting
so there's no real scaling to begin with
which they added as a sort of fail-safe to make sure dot classes can't just dot everything for infinity damage
but they went a bit overboard with it on assassination
and now it just doesn't do anything in aoe
Ultimates in the tree, I feel, should change gameplay in a somewhat tangible manner. Sepsis being 1.5 mins is a massive bummer. Bone Spike having such a low cooldown allowing you to weave it into your regular rotation frequently feels good. But again, it's in a miserable spot in the tree
The bottom of our tree has too much bloat, why is the +agi talent 3 points? Why is the execute talent 3 points? These aren't super fun talents to begin with, making them cost 3 points just gatekeeps us from using interesting build variations
sepsis probably one of the most impactful gameplay changes we have
now that I think about it, I think it just is the most impactful
straight up
Don't get me wrong, a lot of the talents in the tree are really well done, but again, another example. Blindside is probably my favorite talent in our tree, so fun to use, appreciably changes the rotation and feels good to use. Yet, you can't get it in most different builds. You need to go almost STRAIGHT down the left side of the tree to get to it
idk about that
So it's really hard to make a viable, cohesive build with Blindside and IC. But like, why
you can grab it from vicious venoms a lot
That's 2 points
and you're gonna path to deathmark regardless
Which is another bizarre gatekeep
Absolutely, Deathmark is a given. Which, again
Bad design
"here's your talent choices! But you MUST take this one!"
Fuck it festering wounds for sin
Another great example: Venomous Wounds. Why is this not the FIRST talent in the tree? The tree literally does not function without this.
Idk if I really agree with that being bad design
Fair enough your damage will be mostly non competitive
You can play the spec without Deadly Poison, which is the mandatory talent in the tree
But the spec is UNPLAYABLE without Venomous Wounds
Literally
Well
If you drive from one side of your town to another there will always be a best path
ofc you can change the tree just make it 20 instead of 30 points and remove the must picks but thats equally cringe
You can take other paths if you want that will take longer or might be more fun for you nl
I'm absolutely not saying remove points, I'm saying make everything a 1 point node, put in more paths and node options, and make things more interconnected
But when you implement multiple options with the same outcome there is usually an”best path”
When paths are really isolated, it makes it really clear what the ideal builds are
So what you want PoE?
I just like having viable choices!
But you do
so lets go back to the old talent system but replace talents
You have 2 other rogue specs to also play
I think that having "required" talents like that actually adds meaningful choice in how you get to it, if you made things like deathmark baseline you would just be aimlessly meandering through the tree picking up the best % gains along the way, rather than actually pathing towards something. You take the actual end of your path out of the equation that way, and make it more daunting for casual players at the same time because they don't have a guide marker to folllow at all
not sure I really like that
Idk if I'm missing a point perhaps but part of having mandatory picks in the tree is that blizz cares about the leveling experience drip feeding you abilities so some stuff is just gonna kinda be there
It’s always been like that
even in PoE you have your skill and there's "required" points
Do you think a random 50 year old dad who plays on the weekends knows that Venomous Wounds is mandatory?
yes
Yeah
That’s kind of discriminatory bro
Why would a 50 year old be any less likely to read a guide
Cause what kind of 50 year old dad would look at a talent named Venomous Wounds and not be like “HELL YEAH BROTHER FUCK EM UP!”
it ain't even about guide or no guide

And even if he doesn’t why would he care
it's just
any amount of spec knowledge and gameplay feel will dictate it to whoever
it's a teachable lesson that the game gives you
without venomous wounds, the spec slows to an absolute snail pace
you're tasked with "how do I fix this"
and you see venomous wounds, you try it
it fixes the problem
now you have a ton of energy
that's not something you need to play a lot for
that's part of the process of learning your spec and the game
everyone goes through that
Wound attack 🗣
That's terrible design, man. I can give you a hard and fast example
u know what they should do
My friend is a surgeon, 67 years old
what
Does not have a lot of time to play the game or research the game
He plays a frost mage
Has like 420 ilev gear and was doing like 20k dps
Because he specced horribly
There are plenty of people out there that legitimately do not know they're breaking their specs by not taking key talents
you think having to play a game to learn your spec is bad design? and your solution to that is making the talent tree even more confusing by taking out the guide marker talents that people need to path to?
hows that make any sense
ur argument sounds more in favor of the old system
heres 3 choices every 10 levels
thats it
Literal poetry
I think having functional classes baseline, and having the talent trees be interesting choices from a bunch of interesting choices is a lot more engaging than "we've filled the talent tree with trash, and sprinkled like 4 mandatory talents in there, and the spec literally does not function if you skip these"
if anything, the solution to your friends issue would be to make the tree even less complicated
and remove all choice entirely
so he isn't capable of making bad ones
Your solution is the old shit we had lmao
Or just like

Make the choices good
??????????????????
im confused
Do damage this way, or this way, different play styles, different ways to do damage, but both viable
Lmao that's like saying. We found that 5 years olds were having too much difficulty kicking the ball into the goals, so we put goals all around the field, so they could always score.
If you cba to check what the optimal build is on your own you definitely arent doing content where you need an optimal build lol
If you want a different way to do damage respec?
You have to put some effort into learning the game/spec
you just told me he didn't pick the big required talents, which shows a lack of game knowledge. And that's okay, he doesn't play a lot so he doesn't have that knowledge and doesn't read a guide. That's okay, people can play like that. But I don't understand how you go from "this person doesn't have the knowledge to pick deathmark up", to "the solution should be to make more complex choices". That's where you're losing me
they already can't make the easy choices
why would you make it even harder
also do you have any idea how difficult it is to make this work
"just make all the builds viable"
The amount of balancing work lmao
I mean like
Yo Whispyr I’m gonna bring the FoK ST build tonight to raid you good with that?
such an astromonically large task
People are paid to do this
out of any time to check this discord im glad i chose right now
no, they aren't
they're paid to design a fun gameplay experience
Like my car story
That's a hot take
no it isnt
WHAT
You dont balance games
you make 1 build op and make another one op next month

???????????

Balanced Games arent fun btw

Game designers are paid to suck the soul out of you like I get paid to suc-
do you know how many permutations of talents you can make using our current tree?
millions
Trying to balance and homogenize games makes them less fun long term
just bring this back 4head
DICKS
Golf ball through a garden hose
You're moving goalposts.
Let's backtrack. I cannot imagine how you can defend not having Venomous Wounds at the top of the Assassination tree in favor of Deadly Poison.

Because it feels better when you’re levelling
doesnt matter if you brought that back 67 year old surgeon will choose master poisoner nightstalker mfd exsanguinate hidden blades kyrian
I mean your actual defense was, "it's fun gameplay that you learn that you completely fucked up your spec"
it's a powerful talent that changes the gameplay of the spec when you learn it. You progress and level your character to unlock the power
yeah
you can take more up front damage if you want to
if you're running around in open world
you probably don't need it
but then you encounter a boss mob
and oh shit you're starved
can't do that
oh look
venomous wounds
lets try that
holy energy
I killed the boss
More up front damage?
Deadly Poison?

Up front? It's a dot that does the same exact damage as instant, but then puts a DOT on the target
Look at the tree
I'm not talking about deadly poison my guy

you told me to talk about venomous wounds
If not in Venomous Wounds, where is the point going that's giving up front damage

oof
LOL
you are aware that venomous wounds doesnt work with instant poison
whipsyr got classic rogued
This man
stunlocked to oblivion
I don't know how to explain this anymore
I'm trying to explain the mere concept of a knowledge check and overcoming obstacles
and it's failing
how am I supposed to do this
help
what is even the point of the argument
I think it would help new players
But
how
in every situation you always take both
the only way it would help, is if you balanced everything to be equivalent in every situation, which as we already mentioned is:
- a completely unrealistic work load for any game studio
- really boring cause your choice doesn't matter
so
I don't get it
Because the spec essentially does not function without it. Like imagine Venomous Wounds is the first talent in the tree, and Deadly is just baseline. That frees up a node (without having to remap the entire tree) for them to put something that's an actual choice node. Versus
"here is a node you must get or you cannot play your class"
okay
lets say you get rid of the node
and you add a new one in
now you have 3 choices instead of 1
Yes
be me
new sin rogue
damn im energy starved all the time
lets try venomous wounds
pog i have energy now
good talent👍
It IS, and also is not. Hear me out
this argument is also straight up ignoring the fact that deadly poison is literally assassination rogue class identity
IT IS AND IT ISNT
LOL
I have to wait out a timer in maplestory but I finished all my dailies
moving venomous wounds just feels like such a miniscule part of why assas is in a weirdge spot. why are gettin so lost in the sauce on this
you got 12 minutes and 37 seconds left

if what you're getting at is illusion of choice in skill trees then i agree with that
are u a ninja on maplestory whispyr
While hes, cooking in bfa with echoing blades at how many targets did you start using only fok
that's all the talent trees ahve ever been for people that care about their performance
Pin this
this is not ot
ok so to early 
are you at work whispyr
I'm gonna do a M+
BROTHER
u cant drop a it is it isnt up down left right
and then go do an m+
after saying "hear me out"
HEAR ME OUT
no hear ME out
whispyr
maplestory inherently by design is meant to be played with an army of alts, so I play all sorts of things. My main is a warrior that harnesses the sun and moon, my second main is a pirate with sea serpents and shit, and then I play uhhh... kind of a generic warrior, a bowmaster, a crossbow marksman, a dual wielding dagger thief, a dagger/shield thief........ I'm forgetting something hold on, oh a paladin, and a fire/poison mage, and then 2 throwing star thieves but they're not geared yet kinda unlucky
u dont understand
chef in the kitchen
okay
lets hear it
how many times do you have a use case of sap versus cloak of shadows in actual content
boom
@thick sail really out here giving everyone blue balls
Fake
personally i turn on warmode and go to leveling zones just to sap people that are questing
Wtf is maple story
What key are you doing?
Sap should just be baseline its a utility button
personally i turn on warmode in real life
korean 2D hack and slash mmo
Gonna try a +3
Gl
Rogue class tree ground up redo please
It looks cute af
you should do a +3 with venemous wounds and without venemous wounds
make CT a builder, make an AoE finisher that consumes the CT dot as upfront damage and extends the duration of existing gar/rupture on targets it hits. promoting a balance of multidotting and harder hitting finishers

No extending please
extend this 


yes chef
Needs more
yuh, it's a marathon of a game though, super grindy. Kinda weird in that regard. A lot of the progression is account-wide or like "now your character is X strong and you can funnel the resources into your next character so it progresses faster" type stuff, and you build your snowball rolling down the hill. More characters = more resources to improve your characters = stronger characters that get more resources, cycle repeats etc etc. But it also means that you don't get instantly invalidated when a patch comes out like in wow. In wow a new patch comes out, new raid, new ilvl, GG noob your character is worthless now. In maple you don't play a character for 3 years, you log back in, same progression as before, you just pick it up from there and go. Really different feeling that I super enjoy honestly. Doesn't feel like it's forcing you to play on the cutting edge constantly, you just kinda do whatever you want to do, and you always feel like you're moving forward, never back. You could just do 10 minutes of dailies, but that brought you that one step forward on that character, and you log out and you're like yeah that character improved compared to yesterday, good shit
Fw gone, maybe dance gone, all damage nodes confined to one section
Full send a kanna at the start 
shiv feels weird at start of tree, when the other 2 are ccs
blind should be the sin cc
sap is the sub cc
and gouge is clearly the law cc, so that should be at the beginning
spawn boosters dead, kanna farmers in shambles


Back to bishop 
a baby :3
bishop kinda cracked
i havent played in YEARS
and i dont stick around for long when i have
maybe get a hankering for like a month
Hey guys. What is the best two trinkets for Mythic plus/AoE?
if I were playing on my own, I wouldn't play it
but I have friends to play with so it's not that bad
beacon/nelths
raid horn is good too
but it damages you so be aware of that
super janky to use
oh chromatic essence is good too if your whole party is stacking it
but that needs some coordination
honorable mention to my boy harlan dice as well 
just not dice BiS
but now that fragment sucks we need a new consistent trinket to stan
Both of them come from Raid. From DG only Harlan's Dice is good for AoE?
no one hated dice
But the cooldown on it makes it pretty rough
you're just okay
I did
bump okay trinkets up to good

I’m a hater
I'm actually dogshit

Got it. For single target I supose is DBD and Irideus.Right?
you're great in my book ❤️
why does this hurt my brain
Because 

hey guys. does the guide mean that i hold my second sepsis to line it up with deathmark at 2 min?
Nah, you don't hold the sepsis; rather, you use sepsis on CD but you get imp gar that last into the 2min DM
Thank you for the clarification 🙂
we use deadly and not instant right? lol
i was gonna hyperburn one ;p
Never use instant ever

Instant turbo bad
i like the idea of a support
bishop honestly probably the most broken class in the game as long as you have a party for your bosses
it's like easily a 40% buff to each player
shit is insane
yeah it looks super strong c:
what if, after this expac, they turn a bunch of other classes to support specs like aug
and sin gets chosen
wwyd
Wrong videogames aren't fun unless your numbers are better than other people's numbers
It's why I cry everytime I open details
just go in the details lua and make it inflate ur numbers for u
Reworks are weird. You can get one and it’ll be the best thing ever OR you can be a shadow priest with identity crisis
I had to wait until it was "night" for oce servers (day time for australia) to test this because I was pretty sure that "always day" in dungeons/raids is old news. Picture of my haste inside an heroic aberrus group.
Nightelf racial (haste) compared to dwarf racial is 1.3k dps.
for me at least
Assa is goated. Best spec in the game
yeah, it's the top spec alphabetically
then you killed the playerbase of many specs and probably made many people quit the game
+egirlvoker will be a normal dps with only small buffs in 11.0 anyway cus blizz cant handle it
i mean the main candidate would be DH
but like thematically
what demon hunter would be a support 
if they go on with that absolute clusterfuck of an idea that makes the game worse in all waya
ita with news specs
Main candidate should be enhancement. I mean the name itself states that.
and not by changing old ones
mate
honest question
what are ypu talking about
are you guys ever thinking for 4seconds before talking?
well yeah i mean DH cuz they only have 2 specs
so it would be a new one
but yeah if they were gonna ret-con one enh would probably be on the table
I thought we talking about what class could become another support style class
maybe they make it a tank/support hybrid as a call back to classic
new specs
you guys were i kinda hijacked the conversation lol
if at all
they wont change old specs ever
they did that once
and the result was a disaster
Survival is fun what you mean
i don't think he's saying they will or that it would be a good idea
Yeah
(and the support spec concept will get scrapped anyway, idk why you guys think they will do more)
just like "hey wouldn't that be super cringe"
we don't 
i do think augemtation will be a balancing nightmare
whats your favorite color
Orange
why is trying to optomize my rat sub gear for sin so difficult
its actually hurting my smooth brain
fear me
the neck out of uld is almost 400 dps
and it wants my current gear to have all haste/mast gems
or hear me out
just keep everything the same
and do 1% less damage
and be okay with it
nice rings btw
why does everyone sim so much higher when the gear is almost equal 
lmao didn't realize I woke in up February
you love my rings dont play
crit phial
rats
aint no way
all of them
he also has a 450 dagger

how do you want to use beacon and bomb dispenser trinket in the opener, sepsis build?
im looking at your vod right now
do not
you better have crit on
gar > snd > er > rupture > beacon > rest of rotation
then everything on cd
thanks

a puppy died because you did that
i hope you are happy
probably missed 1 gcd if you lust on pull
maybe that's why consequence struggled
was it a cute one
their rogue is OCD about gems and secondaries
ofc
he's a trial bro chill he needs the extra 7 dps
he passed tho
I PASSED TRIAL

RAT NO LONGER
fogive me, what's er? i feel silly for asking
echoing reprimand
don't feel silly for asking
word! thanks lol
there's like 84223894392848932 acronyms
shity SL ability
do you also suffer from mental illinois?
YES SIR
sillington silly
brother I've been doing dailies on 7 characters
every day
for the last week
okay but thats in a good game
wait hold on
what's the problem
I'm ill
good
I'm at a payphone
I'm playing my favorite spec in the whole wide world
how close is the toaster to meeting the bathtub
p1/p2 does get like that after a while
no argument from me, you're just based
depressed 30y old?
check DMs
I sure love the subtlety spec
for it's superb funnel damage niche
that way I can press less buttons and still do 70k less than the demo locks getting PI
down phase doesn't matter because haste does absolutely fuck all
you're just chilling
waiting for the call to come up
1 stack
!whispyr
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😛
damn sin rogue actually feels fun as fuck in raid
been playing a lot of sub
I want to play sin for Zkarn
I want them to delete zskarn
might just start playing sin for the rest of the raid
and just put a box with the loot in there
I don’t want to play zskarn in general
you walk up, give bobby $5
That's why I hate playing sub on sark. I know my guild won't make it there for mythic, but I fear the idea that I might need to play sub for prog again.
and loot whatever you want
I’m hoping to be in Germany by the time we get to zskarn
So my guild can do it
And I can mooch it when I get back
I'm perfectly content never killing that boss on mythic
maybe in 12.0
where 
Do I need to preemptively call the FBI 
for going to germany?
????
what the fuck is the FBI gonna do in germany
they don't have jurisdiction idiot
I'm going to call the FBI to arrest you for pretending to be a dog on the internet
how about that

Böblingen
it looks very fun and well optimized
stop being scary
My bad bro
You trying to get some whispyr in your life?
is sin the cutest rogue spec
small downtimes for little hugs during gameplay
Bei stuttgart
Yep
german parents, born in america
little do you know brother little do you know...
german is infiltrated by us gov and secret service
we have less democracy here in germany then a 3rd world country like kenia has

Hot take
another funny thing @gusty mirage is that all the americans that are stationed here in germany are not getting judged by german jurisdiction if the commit crimes or so
its not a hot take
its sadly the truth
Military is different
thats why embassy's exist lol
cause germany is the little whore of usa
like all western countries
well newsflash, the USA are the only global super power
yeha mate, take that tinfoil hat thing off and dont bring stuff like that up in spec channels, espacily if you dont know what you are talking about 
america wouldve already been fucked from ghaddafi and sadam husein if they wouldnt have executed them
not that i study history and politics dude

@balmy condor things are getting heated in the assassination fandom
spec channels are pseudo OT channels but that is a little too OT
true
That means you are likely between 18-22 years old.
21 to be exactly
Leider
Mit so wenig Lebenserfahrung wäre ich still.
bist du dumm?
Also this isn’t how you spell Kenya
Anyway
Keep it on topic
Thanks
german spelling
:)
What makes you think i am?
I just guessed your age, that already puts me 2 steps ahead of you
why does that thing look like hes older than both of us combined
so 9?

drunk whisp?

not drunk someone just spilled a white claw on his desk and this is the result of the fumes hitting his nose

@soft shale mi aaaamigo por quuuuuuue te guast rottttttten no lloo entiennnndo
no laws when youre drinking claws
se sieenot tan mal
explicaamelo
como es possiiiiilble que te geuuste rotren
rotten
Glad I checked this channel after waking up briefly
tfw drunk whispyr can speak better spanish than me trying to learn it for 4 years
miierda jjjjjjuega ttan mal
what is worse spanish than that 
not knowing spanish at all
eees inccrediblllllle que la g-eeeeente lo juegue

mmmi =nmovia es meexicanna
estoy loco
pero mi eeeeeeeeeepsanol es malo
paracetamol
en relection
google translating that was mildly difficult but pog
con ellos
noenntiendo
amo los hombres
Donde está la biblioteca rogue changes in 10.1.5
taalll zveez 100.2
tttttenemos pacieinencia
paceincea
pacieeeencia
fuuuuuukck it
Real
Damn, that's a century from now at least haha
Hi Whispyr
did whispar drink again?
hhhhhhelo mist er :3
Obviously
mad respect
:3
:3c
cuuuute dog
everyone should have an alcoholic arc in their life, it opens you up
Ii don't lkike opneing iup
I alwywas goot bullieeed foor bbbbeing emmotiional
so now I aaaajust ama a sashole
soo I ffeeeeeel touuugh
yyyyya know
Whispyr you feelin ok?
I caant even stpo it somettttttimeees
maaaaayeb I'm jjjjjstu like that now
unfrotuaaatne
shhhhhhh its part of the process
likea I don'tttttttttt evne noicte aosmetimes anymore
Iam just rudeeee
and I dnot teven seeee it
dab me up, im also rude and then i start shaking my ass and people forgive me
tttttttttthat scrayyyy
i can shake it well
Does anyone know if Sepsis improved garrote show up correctly on Luxthos? I believe I have the latest version but it just shows up as a regular (non-green) garrote for me.
iitishoulf be updatttttttted
onnnnnnne minute
mafke srue you'reaa on 3.1..1..81
jesssssus fuck

we get it
Ohhh I missed that thanks I have 3.1.0
i wish i was drunk(i was on friday)
nnnoproblem mannnn goodluckm
inhale alcohol vapor from a white claw like whisypr 
if there was a way to become drunk without drinking i dont think id ever be sober
you actually can inhale alcohol vapors to get drunk but its pretty dangerous
NO. I dont have a problem
Same. Feels very sad tbh
someone needs an eep
Especially if then it’s paired with overawareness, so every time you’re about to say something there’s this bell of “does me saying I like pineapples sound rude?? No?? But what if it actually does?? How do I make it less rude??”
Being emotional is for chads 💯
but but but men aren’t supposed to have emotions
we’re supposed to just work and exist or something
Too bad some people find it fine to bully for expressing emotions and then bully for being a literal flesh brick
Like now I’m supposed to feel stuff?? And know how to express that stuff?? And, idk, I’m expected to want things??
i wish i had feelings anymore
I got my feelings back
Emotions kind of suck sometimes
Things sucking is human
only person that can get me to get emotions is kevin. y'all dont know kevin though
I know Kevin he works at the circle k down the block
he is in romania rn
You never taught me how I’m supposed to communicate with that skull noodle of mine and then proceed to slap me with a fucking C2 noodle language test because that’s what I was supposed to be doing this whole time??
getting drunk with him is an experience
Hope it’s a pleasant one
he's a funny lad
what would we do without Kevin
the most gentle 120kg 2m tall person i know
does kevin FUCK
Perish, I say
fuck his life up? yea
raw
yaallll not allowed to be sad rn dude
NOT SAD. JUST GLAD I KNOW KEVIN.
born amongst the greatest rednecks you ever did saw
My uncle was a redneck a pure fucking redneck that bitch made me pick up empty beer and soda cans in his back yard in freezing weather
he had a side section in his backyard, along the side of his house absolutely FULL of beer cans like towering piles of them im not even exaggerating
Well, guess what, laws don’t work on me and I’ll be dsas whenever my skull noodle tells me to
Yoiiuu tallkk hella
But really we need more meaningful choice
what kind of choice
In the spec tree
oh
yea just gotta figure out what game to play
Assassination is now off topic














