assassination

[oak tangle]

and the pve was not bad, considering the game was originally meant to be pvp only

[tame tangle]

i was into it for a while combat felt amazing but the negatives SIGNIFICANTLY outweighed any positives

[oak tangle]

the reason i quit new world though, was that i had all the ingredients and recipe to craft a legendary item, except for one item that they all needed that they hadn't implemented into the game

[storm belfry]

I think lost ark is actually a really good and beautiful game. Downside is forcing to either pay, play a load of Alts or wait a long time to upgrade

Actually very fun casual game tbh. But if you wanna get into end game it kinda does feel bad

[storm belfry]

I quit new world cause I didn’t want to pay $60 just for a diff version of classic WoW

[spice surge]

I dont really like the art and feel of lost ark but its undoubtably got banger combat

[storm belfry]

I was surprised that I liked the graphic style tbh. The world looks pretty and the graphics are pretty amazing for an arpg

D4 graphics look good too though

[runic hinge]

I hated how much running I had to do at new world launch. Definitely felt like classic in that regard. Also the quest variety was terrible.

[tame tangle]

lost ark can be casual i guess if you wanna play completely solo lol . if you wanna raid with friends at all the systems to progress could not be worse

[eager solstice]

What sims?

[spice spire]

The ones in pins

[thorn adder]

4pc still not fully implemented?

[spice spire]

Correct

[thorn adder]

[spice spire]

But they do ballpark us

Trust me, we message daily about it, it’s been a bitch apparently

[thorn adder]

i can only imagine. saw someone talking about the changes to it, and you cant just put the item id in anymore or something of that nature

[spice spire]

Yeah the effect itself has to be put on

[thorn adder]

is it specific to the rogue set or have other classes figured it out?

[strange python]

As quake said, the ones in our pins, but also the ones in outlaw and rough estimations for sub, compared to other classes.

All three rogue specs look to be coming into 10.1 pretty far behind

[spice spire]

Which for the 2p is relatively simple. You can ballpark it by just tuning those abilities closely since outside of 4p and shiv stuff, bleed and nature damage is effectively the same (both ignore armor, etc.)

It’s specific rogue afaik

[thorn adder]

wish blizz could help with how to out the effects in sims

[strange python]

Sims are entirely external

[spice spire]

It’s not really blizz’s job. Because yeah they’re an us thing

[thorn adder]

yea i know…

[spice surge]

Sometimes it do be like that

[strange python]

We're gonna need another like, 10%

so do we CT in ST with new 2set

[tacit otter]

must have been pretty annoying with the sims so far, but still thank you guys for the work as always ❤️

[spice surge]

Affli df sims werent sorted until like 10.0.5

[spice spire]

I’ve done probably 2% of the work, you should thank everyone else

[thorn adder]

so its the nature damage increase by 40% for 30 sec thats being annoying?

[spice spire]

Yeah

Because there’s kind of nothing in the game you can tune to accurately reflect it.
So you just have to raw dog it.
What it works with; interacts with, and what it doesn’t. All this comes into play

[thorn adder]

hm

[balmy condor]

Near 0 chance

[royal lantern]

they buffed envenom even last patch

[strange python]

Because we'll be on the bench. 🙂

[royal lantern]

that like, makes CT in ST less likely

[balmy condor]

It was above 0 chance with 40% tier

Now it’s near 0

[balmy condor]

Good meme

[strange python]

It does seem like the env buff and 2 set tuning is a concerted effort to make CT not the ST rotation

If you wanna read intentionality into tuning

[oblique jackal]

Is there an article that goes over the toxic embleshiments

[strange python]

What do you wanna know?

[strange python]

I'm just depresso 😦

[royal lantern]

no, its blizz trying to make assa better

[balmy condor]

They’re embellishments like lariat or flaring cowl, except nature damage, you can’t change the stats on them, and you can add a second embellishment to double their effect

[oblique jackal]

Will it take 2 sparks for the toxic embleshiments

[balmy condor]

Huh

No

[oblique jackal]

just 1 ?

[balmy condor]

They’re just like any other crafted piece

[oblique jackal]

Gotcha.. someone i know said it takes 2 bc of the double affect

[balmy condor]

That’s an optional reagent you can add

[oblique jackal]

Didn't seem to make sense so I thought i'd check the reliable sources

[balmy condor]

Like you know how you can add flavor pocket to something

[oblique jackal]

Yeah

[balmy condor]

Or how we added bronze grip to the daggers

[royal lantern]

(or dont)

[balmy condor]

You can add patch to the toxic items

[oblique jackal]

ah gotcha

[balmy condor]

Same thing

[oblique jackal]

seems simple enough haah

[strange python]

You can apply a "toxic patch" to any non embellished piece of gear. It counts as one of your two embellishments, and it doubles the effect of toxic embellishments.

I thought patch had to go on a piece that wasn't the boots/shoulders

[oblique jackal]

is there any article that goes over all the information ?

[balmy condor]

Yeh think so

[balmy condor]

All of what information

[oblique jackal]

the crafted information

[winged veldt]

@oblique jackal pins?

[balmy condor]

Idk if wowhead has a comprehensive list somewhere

[winged veldt]

if that didnt cover it then idk lol

[oblique jackal]

I didn't see anything @balmy condor .. I'll just wait for the patch to go live and figure it out

[balmy condor]

Yeh I mean all the Assassination recommendations are in the pins

Idk bout other specs

I know shadowflame was pog

Dogshit on sin

But it is what it is

[grim jay]

that bad ?

😄

[oblique jackal]

Yeah, i was trying to see what would crossover to the other specs

[balmy condor]

It’s -0.6

[strange python]

Sin doesn't amp it's damage at all

[oblique jackal]

sheesh

[balmy condor]

Which in context

[strange python]

Outlaw and sub give it giant bonuses

[royal lantern]

tbf, its mostly good for sub cus its dips into all the sub dmg amps, idk if thats intended or gets removed some day

[balmy condor]

Of just embellish, pretty shit

[tacit otter]

theres no way the 4p stays global or? seems like that wont happen

[strange python]

Why not

[balmy condor]

Our toxic embellishments are gonna get better too once tier gets implemented

Until blizzard whitelists it at least

[winged veldt]

it needs to cuz how mediocre it is

[balmy condor]

Like they should’ve

6 weeks ago

[grim jay]

seems like I'll need to go toxic patch to multispec efficiently

[balmy condor]

Why…?

[oblique jackal]

it seems like this patch is going to be optimization nightmare

[balmy condor]

Is it?

[grim jay]

from what I've seen or now heard shadowflame thingy is bis on sub, but bad on sin. patch is close on sub and bis on sin

[oblique jackal]

Seems like it so far to me.. I don't have a ton of time to play.

[strange python]

I feel like you just go patch if you multi spec and then get a shadowflame set when you're in farm

[near valley]

yo, is fine that i'm spending most of my time waiting for energy when playing sin in ST?

[balmy condor]

If you want all embellishments for all 3, you need boots, shoulders, 1 patch, 1 shadow flame

[grim jay]

ye like that

[near valley]

my gut is telling me it's because im bad

[balmy condor]

That’s 4 embellishments for 3 specs

Am I missing something

What’s difficult about that

[balmy condor]

That’s how the spec works mr yellow name

[royal lantern]

just dont play offspecs

[grim jay]

cut the outlaw thingies out

[oblique jackal]

lmaooo

[strange python]

Getting multiple pieces of gear can be annoying early on, but toxic looks to be good enough on the others

[oblique jackal]

no off specs

[balmy condor]

Okay then you don’t need a patch

[winged veldt]

boots/ shoulders for assa, boots patch for outlaw?, boots. shadwo for sub?

[balmy condor]

Yep

[deft flicker]

Outlaw might want shoulders as well, big brains working on it rn

[winged veldt]

❤️

[strange python]

Whisp, how's exsang looking with irrideus and no puzzle?

[spice spire]

Yeah it’s definitely a problem early on but late eh

[balmy condor]

Just as good as now

[strange python]

Nice

[near valley]

[strange python]

[near valley]

jokes aside sin ain't as bad as i thought

you Red names ain't so bad

[balmy condor]

Yeh I mean idk, people freaking the fuck out about embellishments when you craft MAYBE 4 of them

Oh no

[grim jay]

outlaw still bad

[balmy condor]

Heaven forbid

[oblique jackal]

did they implement the changes on PTR?

[strange python]

Yeah freak out about balance instead!

[balmy condor]

Or

Hear me out

Just don’t freak

[royal lantern]

you see, if i dont have the embellishment that is 0,2% better on my offspec

[grim jay]

but we are freaks

[near valley]

[royal lantern]

its unplayable

UNPLAYABLE I SAY

[winged veldt]

or imma just play off spec with main spec embell and call it a day til later lol

[balmy condor]

4 would be bis for all 3 as well is the kicker

If you’re willing to part with 0.5%

You can craft 2

And just giga vibe

[royal lantern]

1st craft is gonna be weapon anyway lol

[balmy condor]

Sorry

I mean

UNPLAYABLE

THE BELL TOLLS

[winged veldt]

I just killed m raz lastnight in race to world last, no one benching me for embellishments lol

[oblique jackal]

Vulpera life

[royal lantern]

huh

what do i miss

[balmy condor]

Y’all some funny mfers fr but I need to head out

Stay goofy

[main vessel]

no I just got here

stay

[winged veldt]

Later brother!

[oblique jackal]

Whispyr plays vulpera

[winged veldt]

^

[oblique jackal]

cya man !

[balmy condor]

I’ve been standing naked in my bathroom for 10 minutes typing in discord when I should’ve showered and I should’ve been at my girls house 5 minutes ago

[deft flicker]

I mean we might not even need the patch if shoulders are good enough

[main vessel]

[balmy condor]

So

[main vessel]

get after it

[balmy condor]

Bit behind schedule

[grim jay]

she'll understand

[winged veldt]

Pics or it didnt happen

[near valley]

send pics

[thorn adder]

nothing wrong with being naked with the boys

[deft flicker]

This is very relatable

[winged veldt]

waiting for bathroom pic

[main vessel]

[spice spire]

Any fixes today mister topple?

[balmy condor]

Quad ping

Let me shower

[grim jay]

dunno, I immediately dump you guys when I get home to take a shower

[balmy condor]

God damn

[main vessel]

I'm working on it Quake

[royal lantern]

pics??????

[main vessel]

I'm cooking up something real special

[thorn adder]

you cant get ppl horned up and then dip

[main vessel]

just for u

[spice spire]

Thank god

[winged veldt]

LOL!

[balmy condor]

It better be rogue tier sets in a simc commit

[royal lantern]

so do i......?

[spice spire]

I’ll have the baby aspirin ready

[winged veldt]

Confirmed, Vulpera bis

[main vessel]

you haven't emotionally manipulated me that far yet

[grim jay]

whispyr playing vulpera for the HS confirmed btw

[main vessel]

alright

[thorn adder]

been trying to learn how the implementation and back end works, now i have a headache. good luck ❤️

[main vessel]

I got one quake

[main vessel]

for what? simc? WoWA?

[thorn adder]

simc

[main vessel]

ah yeah

good luck

alright, so here's my new super cooked suggestion for how to fix assassination rogue

[thorn adder]

PauseChamp

[royal lantern]

people meme on you

then you laugh and just ignore annoying travel time cus camp is bis

maw run during SoD? what is that?

[near valley]

[winged veldt]

COOK!

[spice spire]

Yes

[near valley]

Gourmet cooking going on here

[main vessel]

hold up I gotta make sure the tooltip sounds just blizzard-y enough

[thorn adder]

that was the super cooked fix… its that there is no fix.

[royal lantern]

wait, here it comes:

give it more dmg

[winged veldt]

i hate u

[near valley]

the suspense is killing me

[brazen zodiac]

o.o

[near valley]

[winged veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/ree-pepe-triggered-angry-ahhhh-gif-13627544

[gaunt moat]

5% more damage some would say

[main vessel]

I've been playing Honkai Star Rail (who hasn't been amirite) and there's this character named Himeko (praise star dommy mommy) who launches a follow up attack every 3 times that an enemy defense is broken. this got me thinkin' that maybe assassination should get in on this action, so introducing my new capstone talent (name patent pending) that replaces Arterial Precision:

Definitely Not Just Automatic Shiv
Every 3 crits by you or a party member causes you to summon a drone that does a sick spin move and Shivs up to 5 targets, increasing your bleed Bleed damage done to affected targets by 20% for 8s.
It also makes you wish that you could also summon Himeko's orbital space cannon laser to obliterate you so you can stop having hope that Assassination Rogue is a viable spec.

[gaunt moat]

i stopped reading after "dommy mommy"

[proven jasper]

[near valley]

stopped after Honkai Star Rail tbh

[main vessel]

cmon man

it's supposed to be cooked

that's what I do here

[near valley]

only Honkai i play is Honkai Impact

[thorn adder]

listen topple hear me out

[storm belfry]

Someone TLDR that

[near valley]

also where the hell would a drone fit in

this is some chicken nugget cooking right here

[winged veldt]

not worth lol

[near valley]

tl:dr Play Honkai Star Rail

[gaunt moat]

i was just writing the same thing hah

[main vessel]

can't believe I put more effort into this shitpost than my Yahtzee one and the Yahtzee one was better

[deft flicker]

Every X time auto-Shiv 5 targets around you

[main vessel]

you forgot the "sick spin move" part

[thorn adder]

@main vessel just test the 4 set with everything that does nature damage in the game to see if it works, and if it does tell simc to add 40% to it for 30 sec when deathmark ends with the set ezpz done. you can pay me later.

[near valley]

only thing i can agree on is Himeko stepping on me

[main vessel]

[near valley]

wait that wasn't part of the message

[main vessel]

I hate that emote so much

[near valley]

[main vessel]

that one's better

[thorn adder]

yea im leaving this discord

[main vessel]

because it's not ruining something that's usually wholesome

[near valley]

depends on how you view a bear licking feet

[thorn adder]

also who is himeko and wtf is honkai star rail

[haughty flicker]

weeb shit

[thorn adder]

[near valley]

Himeko is a teacher at St Frejya Academy

know ur shit dawg

well tbh i kinda lost the whole Honkai plot

[thorn adder]

iv watched 2 anime ever and they were sword art online and naruto am i a weeb?

[near valley]

only played it to feed my gamba addiction

[near valley]

both shit so no

[thorn adder]

i liked sao ngl

[proven jasper]

naruto shit??

wtf

[near valley]

was aight in the beginning

but the end was kinda rushed to all hell ngl

[proven jasper]

i mean ya

wouldnt call it shit tho

[thorn adder]

i feel that, but i dont think it was shit. baruto is def shit tho

[proven jasper]

^

[near valley]

wouldn't rate naruto highly

maybe like top 150

[thorn adder]

im in the middle of full metal alchemist brotherhood

[thorn adder]

whats num 1

[near valley]

would be impossible to decide

[haughty flicker]

top 150

generous huh

[near valley]

a bit

[proven jasper]

top 150 is crazy 💀

[thorn adder]

i cant even name 150 people much less 150 anime

[deft flicker]

Same

[royal lantern]

sane humans should be able to name 0 anime

[near valley]

[deft flicker]

Is being sane ever an accomplishment??

[near valley]

being normal is abnormal

[thorn adder]

i don’t think any super successful person in any profession are ever sane

so you may be on to something

[deft flicker]

Isn’t sanity just a measure of how compatible your thoughts and actions are with your surroundings, both people and places??

I’m quite far from anime myself but I wouldn’t call myself sane either

[haughty flicker]

nerd

anyway i think in this day and age its weirder to not be able to name a single anime

even if you dont watch them

[deft flicker]

True

[thorn adder]

i could probably name over 10 and i dont even really watch a whole lot. i just heard people talk about them.

[deft flicker]

Not 150 though

[thorn adder]

not even close

[spice spire]

Top 150 animes

Lil bro got that body pillow life

Respect it

[haughty flicker]

lmao

[spice spire]

Bro I’m on episode 1000 of OP currently, I legitimately cannot flame

[deft flicker]

Might I suggest??

[thorn adder]

i wont ever watch something longer than naruto

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[thorn adder]

that shit took forever 1000 ep is crazy

[spice spire]

You (British people) lost the war, get over it

[royal lantern]

why would you want to combine 2 of the worst things on this planet wtf

[deft flicker]

I’m not even british

[near valley]

no one watches one piece cause of the plot

they watch it so they can see wtf the one piece actually is

since 1997

[spice spire]

That’s why I parenthesis’d man idk you I can’t meme on you like I meme on kieron

[near valley]

we did lose the war though

but we won the battle

[deft flicker]

Idk the idea of an old mad man with a blue box kidnapping girls at different stages of relationships is rather fun

[near valley]

what Doctor Who do you watch?

[deft flicker]

A bit of both

[static glacier]

lived in britain for over 20 years, watched maybe 6 episodes of doctor who

[deft flicker]

Classic is a bit hard to watch due to damaged tapes and stuff, dropped it around Series 5-6 or smth, might revisit in the future

[deft flicker]

Nothing wrong with that

[static glacier]

my main issue with it was like the character arcs end every season

[near valley]

just watched the David Tennent one tbh

[static glacier]

they keep replacing the mc

[haughty flicker]

sunk cost fallacy in action

[near valley]

cba with all the others

[haughty flicker]

too late to stop now

[static glacier]

dt one was the one I saw too

[near valley]

in too deep

[deft flicker]

Tennant is where shit changes every season

After that it’s like 3 series (5-7) with same Doctor and same companion

You might like that one more

[static glacier]

might put it on the bucket list for rainy days then

[royal lantern]

hey, that sounds like the plot of 80%of the anime!

[deft flicker]

Eleventh Hour is a banger of an episode

[near valley]

[royal lantern]

just replace "girl" with "totally not underaged children"

[near valley]

[grim jay]

people that see children in those young women are the real perverts

https://tenor.com/view/mark-wahlberg-smh-shake-head-no-nope-gif-17582268

[near valley]

what kinda anime have you been watching @royal lantern

[junior aurora]

[royal lantern]

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/kitagawa-marin-marin-kitagawa-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-kitagawa-gif-24859649

[deft flicker]

Same question tbh

[storm belfry]

I mean to be fair. There is quite a few anime where the girl looks like a grown woman but is underage

[deft flicker]

There’s quite a few of those where the reverse is true

[near valley]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-kanna-kobayashi-miss-kobayashis-dragon-maid-kobayashi-san-chi-no-maid-dragon-anime-gif-16145997

[uncut echo]

God I hate anime so much sometimes

It's actually so cringe.

[steel spire]

Weebs in

[near valley]

[balmy condor]

[haughty flicker]

ok but anime has some of the most epic fight scenes in cinematic history

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-deer-wrestle-wrestling-anime-gif-17501517

[steel spire]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-dbz-patrick-star-shookt-gif-15320630

[tame tangle]

🤢

[tame tangle]

if it’s even a question it’s fucking gross , all the rationalizing i see is beyond sus and cringe

[grim jay]

dunno

if they are just part of the story or something its not that bad

you dont cry about characters in movies being kids or teenagers

its all about if its some sexualized stuff with characters that clearly look underage

like most of that ecchi trash

[uncut echo]

But like

All anime is about fucking freshmen in highschool

[deft flicker]

Pokemon isn’t

[near valley]

wttf

what anime do you guys watch

[void pecan]

Not stuff like chainsaw man, or one punch man

[grim jay]

yeah no, but even if, that doesnt mean there need to be characters that get overly sexualized

[uncut echo]

But they are overly sexualized.

[near valley]

forgot that part in Digimon where Agumon tries to get fresh with a freshmen

[grim jay]

yeah not all of them

[uncut echo]

Okay, that's a great take tho

[grim jay]

[uncut echo]

Yet all the GOATs of Anime have highschoolers with massive honkers

idk man, I think it sucks and I can feel however I want about it

[grim jay]

hellsing ultimate

bleach

berserk

are pretty popular aswell

and only having massive hookers isnt overly sexualizing

there are people in this world that have massive ones

[deft flicker]

Joseph Joestar do be like that yea

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-joseph-joestar-tequila-gif-17119925

[uncut echo]

You could elect to not draw highschoolers with Howitzers on their chest

[storm belfry]

Not really trying to rationalize it. If anything the creators of some of those characters should be questioned lol

[uncut echo]

^^^^^

idk fam

[royal lantern]

joseph is not a highschooler

[near valley]

sweeping generalizations make for great arguments

[storm belfry]

A few anime I watched growing up I was like oh I love that person. Then I realized when I was older that they actually weren’t the age I thought. And it’s weird

[royal lantern]

thats ofc what a YELLOW NAME would say

[near valley]

yes yes

[royal lantern]

(this is a joke)

[uncut echo]

Yes let me find the diamond in the rough that doesn't overly sexualize teenagers

[storm belfry]

Still love the shows unless it’s just giga weird but still. Not trying to rationalize or make sense of some weirdos weird interests

[uncut echo]

When I could elect to just not interact with the media

[storm belfry]

Like ppl who love lollas, those are actually weird ppl

I love anime. But I’m very specific. There is a lot that is weird. I won’t deny that

And I just won’t watch those or support it

[grim jay]

big b's are pretty natural. officially overdrawing them and overly sexualizing stuff isnt good (big b's arent overly sexualizing them except if they are way out of proportion), but ye, there are good ones and bad ones out there.
if you get off on characters that look like they shouldnt, thats actually a problem

[storm belfry]

I’m sure their target audience does get off on it. Which is weirdos and actual kids the characters age is but

There is a weird line that is sometimes crossed on both sides

I think lollas and Lolla lovers (think I’m spelling it right) are weird as fuck and it’s borderline like, you need the police to search your computer

[near valley]

tbh we should just move on from this argument

[grim jay]

exactly. sometimes, maybe even often depending on what you look at, or always if you look at ecchi.

[near valley]

feels like it's been going on for way too long

[grim jay]

but you cant generalize

[near valley]

you like anime, you like anime

[storm belfry]

Well I just wanted to say I wasn’t rationalizing whatever

[near valley]

you don't, you don't

[storm belfry]

And I also am at work. So I made one comment. Got commented on but I couldn’t respond. So here I am

I’m done and said what I said

[spice spire]

Yeah let’s just move on guys.
I’m an anime scrub so I cba with these arguments, especially in Assassination

[storm belfry]

Yeah guys it’s about 315. Time for your normal dooming

Where are the regular doomers?

[storm belfry]

Peep the name of that

[spice spire]

Me rn

[uncut echo]

We got buffed

[storm belfry]

I know. But you know “it’s not enough” doomers

[brazen zodiac]

it's not enough

there u go cx

[spice spire]

Hate this

[brazen zodiac]

🦌

[storm belfry]

My heroic raid lead will bench me if I don’t do enough and I don’t wanna swap specs

[brazen zodiac]

🥜

[storm belfry]

(This is a joke pls know)

[brazen zodiac]

(my thing was also a joke plz)

[storm belfry]

But I’m sure they are out there somewhere. Most likely in WoW forums

[spice spire]

[woeful meteor]

not highest st dps best spec in the game buffed meaning unplayable und 100% so we need to doom more

[brazen zodiac]

that emote is so great

[storm belfry]

I can’t wait for next season

[near valley]

you know what's peak comedy?

watching a Steven Seagal movie

i forgot how bad they are

[grim jay]

RL knows I'm part of her core so

[storm belfry]

Peak comedy is reading bubbler tweets

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-point-interview-yeah-you-gif-10909950

[woeful meteor]

100% real and true

[grim jay]

what is blubber

tho

[woeful meteor]

ex limit raider

[spice spire]

Former liquid raider

[storm belfry]

Actually be happy that you don’t know

Might cook your brain a little

[near valley]

gotta share some

can't leave us hanging

[haughty flicker]

why are we talking shit about steven

https://tenor.com/view/steven-seagal-seagal-knife-fight-gif-18480228

[spice spire]

Nah

[grim jay]

https://tenor.com/view/seagull-meme-seagull-meme-red-eyes-gif-20545236

[storm belfry]

Yeah I won’t plague us

[near valley]

fucking hell he doesn't like Liquid

[spice spire]

Yeah

[near valley]

can see your point now

[woeful meteor]

Thats a pretty nice way to say it

[storm belfry]

Dudes obsessed

[silk bane]

How do we think one piece is gonna end

[near valley]

god only knows

[eager solstice]

Who think liquid gonna shit the bed this tier?They seem unmotivated

[near valley]

Franky is best char though

[silk bane]

Frankys based but Brook goated

And who can forget father zoro

I have confirmation that whispyr wants zoro to step on him but who can blame him

[near valley]

understandable tbf

[silk bane]

Yeah can't blame the man.

Also super hyper for gear 5 gonna be liiiit

Oh btw we went to Seattle this weekend and the reserves there had this like whiskey aged coffee thingy. Kinda slapped ngl

[near valley]

whiskey aged coffee?

how's that work?

[silk bane]

Like they ages the coffee in whiskey barrels or something I'm not sure

But as a sipping coffee thingy it was really good

U can taste the whiskey but since it's aged it doesn't sting or w/e

[near valley]

sounds pretty interesting ngl

what's the place called?

[silk bane]

It was in Seattle. Like the main big Starbucks reserve thingy

[near valley]

cheers

[gusty mirage]

why do you have 2 left hands

[tiny ember]

don't judge him he used to play War at one point it changed him

[near valley]

What's wrong with two left hands? I think it's alRIGHT

[grim jay]

thats even worse than my combust joke

[near valley]

Thank you, thank you. I try

[brazen zodiac]

why don't you

:C

[viscid spear]

Boo this man

[proper tapir]

Can we still farm the onyx ring thing in season 2?

[sweet dawn]

Yeah but there'll be less people on the island doing rares and stuff

[main vessel]

@spice spire did you see my post

[balmy condor]

@main vessel did you check dm’s

[main vessel]

yeah, no shower pics

why live

[balmy condor]

Because maplestory

[spice spire]

I did not

[main vessel]

reposting

I've been playing Honkai Star Rail (who hasn't been amirite) and there's this character named Himeko (praise star dommy mommy) who launches a follow up attack every 3 times that an enemy defense is broken. this got me thinkin' that maybe assassination should get in on this action, so introducing my new capstone talent (name patent pending) that replaces Arterial Precision:

Definitely Not Just Automatic Shiv
Every 3 crits by you or a party member causes you to summon a drone that does a sick spin move and Shivs up to 5 targets, increasing your bleed Bleed damage done to affected targets by 20% for 8s.
It also makes you wish that you could also summon Himeko's orbital space cannon laser to obliterate you so you can stop having hope that Assassination Rogue is a viable spec.

[spice spire]

Damn, these blackout glasses going crazy rn

[main vessel]

almost DH roleplaying levels

[storm forum]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[spice spire]

Ngl my fight or flight response kicked in halfway through

[main vessel]

[bronze pike]

not gonna lie

ill need some time to make something equal to that

[main vessel]

it was too cooked for Remmy

also triggered his fight or flight

I'll chalk that one up as a win

[bronze pike]

stardommy mommy was just a 3 combo hit on my psyche

[gusty mirage]

why are you like this

[bronze pike]

why arent you like this?

is a better question

[main vessel]

do we want to do a full therapy session or

[spice spire]

Is it?

[bronze pike]

topple may have gave me a idea for my next grand sin fix

dots that apply

wait for it

dots

[main vessel]

bleed bleed damage

[spice spire]

[main vessel]

I think that one was a side effect of having to teach someone that 0.5 + 0.5 is 1 and not 1.5

[spice spire]

Can’t believe I’m watching my dog take a shit and it’s only the second shittiest thing I see rn

[bronze pike]

wow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1045092941129072680.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

noted

[main vessel]

watching your dog take a shit

some day I'm going to come in here and actually say something smart that isn't WoWA related

and it's going to blow your minds

[brazen zodiac]

cx

[spice spire]

I’m colorblind and it’s night time. If I don’t watch, I won’t find it to pick it up man

And that’s not cool

[bronze pike]

i have to watch my dog take a shit too

aka its time for walkies

[spice spire]

Same

[bronze pike]

your a actual hero ngl

[spice spire]

We’re coming back rn

[bronze pike]

so many people dont pick up their doggos poop and it sucks

[spice spire]

Yeah well On top of it being a dick move

Complex runs dna on dogs. If they pick up yours, it’s a nice fee

[main vessel]

understandable, I have neighbors in my complex who don't pick up after their dogs and it's maddening

it's like a minefield of dog shit every time I walk outside

[spice spire]

Yeah so I get to watch that mf lackin

That’s how it was at the old place

Some asshole is letting his puppy shit on the stairs tho, and ???

[main vessel]

plus they like making eye contact, it makes them feel safe

[brazen zodiac]

a pretty big one in my complex too cx

[thorn adder]

thats um something for sure

[main vessel]

sure was

[thorn adder]

did you know dogs look at you while they shit to make sure you got their back while they are vulnerable

[main vessel]

plus they like making eye contact, it makes them feel safe

[thorn adder]

topple i need a daily cooked take on how to fix sin out of you

[main vessel]

quake won't make it a week

[thorn adder]

quake dont like seeing the hommies cook?

[main vessel]

not the quality of shit I cook lmao

[thorn adder]

yea i mean you lost me with the gotcha game but the oribital space cannon laser could make waves

[spice spire]

Lil bro cooking prison food

[bronze pike]

That’s like why dogs follow u to the bathroom btw

To make sure you know they have your back while u poop

[main vessel]

it would help if I actually knew anything about rogue

besides the stuff I implemented for WoWA

[thorn adder]

how much you charge an hour for simc lessons topple

🙂

[spice spire]

This spec ez

Really all specs easy

But iirc you have a feral background

[main vessel]

Vengeance/Havoc

Vengeance main

[spice spire]

And it’s similar, but functions slightly different

Aight nvm

[earnest remnant]

so

its like havoc

except

its not

[main vessel]

write that down, write that down

[main vessel]

I don't offer simc lessons cause I'm still not great at it

but nobody else wants to do it for Vengeance, so

I can tell you where to maybe look for things

but that's it

[thorn adder]

yea id love to get in to it more tbh

replied to the wrong thing lmfao im cooked

[main vessel]

are you more so interested in the APL or the C++ side

[brazen zodiac]

both c:<

[silk bane]

Huh.... Left ones my hand right ones my girlfriend's susge...

[balmy condor]

yeh, so like he said

2 left hands

[gusty mirage]

idk

maybe because dobby is a free elf

[placid kraken]

Since there are so many ST fights in 10.1 raid is Sin looking to be the the play for raiding?

[balmy condor]

it's a 50/50

it either is the play

or it isn't

[placid kraken]

tru

[silk bane]

True I only have 2 left hands whispyr wanna let me hold your right hand to make it right? Wink wink

No wonder they call me the rizzler

[balmy condor]

[gusty mirage]

wouldn't you need 2 right hands?

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-days-without-nonsense-gif-26130271

[near valley]

Your right or his right?

[silk bane]

Exactly, one right hand from whispyr... And one from you :3

[spice spire]

Y’all too horny for a Sunday man

[near valley]

Tbf if u got two left hands then every direction must be left right?

[gusty mirage]

you're horny for any day

[spice spire]

Bro and?

[gusty mirage]

blackvneck got left out of mythic

[spice spire]

New guild on the opp list

[silk bane]

Tonight love is in the server I can feel it!

I'm flying back in 3 hours so I'm just gonna take a shot at the lounge for all of you ❤️

[midnight mist]

Even me?

[balmy condor]

go back to outlaw frenchie your kind isn't welcome here

[midnight mist]

Woops

Miss clicked channel mb

You know how it is

[balmy condor]

all good don't let it happen again

[uncut echo]

Zac you are always welcome

Ignore him

[gusty mirage]

[silk bane]

Even you Zac :3

[spice spire]

Why do u guys keep calling him and outlaw main wtf

That man’s played sin since cata

[gusty mirage]

bro are you having a stroke

either definition really

[midnight mist]

Can't write

[royal lantern]

zac is #4lovable guy in this disc

[gusty mirage]

weird way to spell #1

[midnight mist]

Whats the top 3

[gusty mirage]

but ok

[spice spire]

It’s autocorrect man

[gusty mirage]

why is it called aurocorrect if its often wrong?

[midnight mist]

Sure thing old man, you probably don't even have a phone

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/high-as-fuck-drugs-high-weed-gif-16119033

[silk bane]

Broooooo he cooking

[gusty mirage]

quake still hasn't responded

[spice spire]

I was talking to more important people sue me

[near valley]

Went to go borrow a phone

[spice spire]

True

[gusty mirage]

I'm not important?

[spice spire]

Not as important as val man

Ily tho

[gusty mirage]

I'm going back to outlaw

[silk bane]

The other night the raccoon and I went over to oxis house for sandwiches and he didn't give us any :((

[near valley]

Word?

[gusty mirage]

at least I can expect to be treated poorly there

[near valley]

I'll insult you so bad homie

[brazen zodiac]

oxi

ur so cool

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[brazen zodiac]

a super crazy bug happened to me crafting i am in a big state of shock

plz send memes only.

[brazen zodiac]

it enver

gets old

[royal lantern]

its PUSH WEEK

[brazen zodiac]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHTsaJRai24

this will also

never get old to me

[royal lantern]

real

[slow needle]

Blason "raid leading" fatescribe makes me chuckle still.

[rain oyster]

anyone know if theres a plater discord like the WA discord for plater questions?

got some questions about updating profiles for season 2

[slow needle]

Same discord as details. Don't have an invite to hand

But you can probably find a link on the curseforge page for either.

[rain oyster]

tyty

[gleaming glacier]

Currently setting up to play around with assass, I dont see there being macros mentioned at all, is this me being blind or is there not much needed for the spec? Mainly things like thistle tea to automate it

[balmy condor]

you don't want to macro tea

[gleaming glacier]

Right, its more an on demand energy top up than it is a mastery buff for sin?

[static glacier]

Yep, if you wanna optimise it you can use it right after shiv when low energy

In reality it doesn’t really matter though, only major point would be ensuring you never go out of energy during death mark (16 globals cast) but in reality you don’t anyway

[gleaming glacier]

Okay, that makes sense then, I was still looking at it from a sub perspective where you want the mastery for your windows lol

ty for the help

[static glacier]

Np

[balmy condor]

sub uses it for the on demand energy as well

[steel ridge]

Yeah if you macro it on sub you are doing it wrong aswell

[junior aurora]

people get so hard baited by the mastery line on that ability its absurd lol

[steel ridge]

😄

its because the ability is used in the opening sequence that people think its used for damage all the time, but actually its just to get it on cd

So some assume you can just macro it to any other amp

And then they energy starve outside of „windows“

[thin radish]

Would it be worth waiting an extra 10-15seconds in your opener to use your first charge of thistle tea when energy is low, rather than using it straight away to get it on cd and wasting the 100 energy?

Or is it just straight up better to use TT asap

[balmy condor]

better to use at the start during shiv+exsang window

that's why the opener is the way it is

[balmy condor]

I see you @tacit otter

you might've deleted, but I still know

I know everything

you can't hide

[tacit otter]

i figured the things you did in pins were probably enough

[balmy condor]

yeh pins should handle it

if it's not listed, it's bad

[tacit otter]

i was just wondering about the difference between the 2 boots, i read that the toxic ones are more st and the slimy are more 'aoe'. and if that also applies to assa

[balmy condor]

slimy seems to just be better

shoulders with patch look good too

boots with patch look good

https://www.wowhead.com/ptr/item=203996/igneous-flowstone?ilvl=447

there's also this thing

which apparently is really good

but we can't proc it

but the toxic thorn boots can

demon hunters are using that to their advantage for example

but it doesn't seem to be a gain for us

[tacit otter]

its not in our lootpool right?

[balmy condor]

correct

we would need to get it traded

it's a caster trinket

[tacit otter]

how realistic is it to get a the shadowflame enchant early and then swap away from cowl? or is that just cope?

[balmy condor]

its..... well it's something

shadowflame enchant can definitely put in work

but that'll be a sim yourself situation

[tacit otter]

or is it like, if you get any fire trinket you can maybe swap away

[balmy condor]

cause it depends on the ilvl of the tier helm you're using, if it completes a set, the ilvl of your eranog ring, etc etc

[balmy condor]

no

[tacit otter]

so only bomb dispenser more or less

[balmy condor]

there exists no trinket in the game that could proc the eranog ring even remotely close to enough

[tacit otter]

i thought the bomb one is able to, but i probably have misread that in another channel

[balmy condor]

it's able to proc it

but it's not enough

you would need like dispenser + shadowflame

[simple gulch]

yo

what's the m+ talent set up like for ptr?

[balmy condor]

the same as now

[simple gulch]

gotcha

[gloomy dust]

Wdym assa is right there? Or am I missing something?

[tacit otter]

what if you go non tier helm + toxic patch instead of toxic shoulders? still just a sim thing i guess

[balmy condor]

it's not on rogue drop table last I checked

[balmy condor]

what

[normal kite]

inb4 blizz intended for us to proc it with poison knife

[simple gulch]

wish they'd do something about sin aoe

[balmy condor]

why would you go non tier helm

[rotund oak]

sin and aoe are not compatible

[simple gulch]

true

[tacit otter]

because i already have 4 piece? or am i missing something

[simple gulch]

They should be

[balmy condor]

I mean sure

but the tier helm has good stats

whats the point of getting a non tier helm

[simple gulch]

I can figure out a couple easy fixes for aoe idk

[tacit otter]

if i get a early m+ head from s2 or something

[balmy condor]

then you would catalyst it

[tacit otter]

catalyst is out in june or?

[balmy condor]

idk

but it's not a long term solution

[rotund oak]

i find sin very interesting but for aoe idk how they can be antagonistic.Like there is sub and outlaw both on another lvl

[tacit otter]

sure im just wondering about dropping cowl at the start of the season, long term this doesnt matter because we dont play ernog ring anyways

[normal kite]

June 13th for NA and 14th for EU

[simple gulch]

there should be a much easier way to keep dots on aoe

[rotund oak]

true

[balmy condor]

like I said, if you want to drop cowl, you shadowflame enchant your dagger + another effect, like bomb dispenser

mythic eranog ring is within 0.5%

of bis

so you won't be replacing it for a LONG time

[tacit otter]

i mean sure, but it should be a significant increase to have toxic boots + toxic patch and eranog ring i assume

[balmy condor]

if you can get the rest of the items to make that work, sure

bomb dispenser is boss 6

so

[tacit otter]

ye was more a theoretical thing, if theres any way to replace cowl^^ ty

[remote shoal]

is the cowl + ring being competitive assuming that cowl is upgraded. Seems crazy...

[shrewd night]

Other way around of what I typed lmao

[arctic current]

The ring never dropped for me... so I'd just go straight into Dagger->Boots->Shoulder?

[spice spire]

Yeah

[arctic current]

Good enough, didn't want the ring anyway

[grand trail]

you dont need cowl if you join subtlety ^_^

[spice spire]

You don’t need cowl for any spec

[royal lantern]

^

[arctic current]

The 2 button AoE rotation makes me want to neck myself

[royal lantern]

all 3 specs use somewhat simelar embs again

like

you can get the 2 toxic ones and a toxic patch, and you are 99%fine for all 3

[grand trail]

whats the uptime of eranog ring with cowl like?

30%?+

[spice spire]

Yeah, but in 10.1 we finally drop the ring

[grand trail]

naaah

[spice spire]

??

[grand trail]

assa dont play ring in 10.1?

[spice spire]

Once you get a high ilvl no

Because boots + new shoulders is really strong

And our 4p is global so it’s even more of a gain

(For now)

[tacit otter]

high ilvl = 447/450 or even lower?

[royal lantern]

when it sims higher

[spice spire]

Whenever it sims higher (I’d assume about 447)

You’ll need the string for the shoulders for a while

[grand trail]

for sub its not replaceable in single target but dont remember chart for other specs

[deft flicker]

I like how he has 2 right hands

[spice spire]

Plus you need the other embellishments first, so it’ll be a few weeks anyway

[royal lantern]

sub and yahtzee pirate keep it, assa replaces at higher ilvls

i mean, doesnt matter lol, just dont vendor the ring and grab a high ilvl ring somewhere down the line and thats it

[grand trail]

was trying kir build and thats a lot of piano 😄

[uncut echo]

Exsang icon

[spice spire]

[slow tulip]

!sheet

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[slow tulip]

hmm SUB sims higher ST again

[spice spire]

Because it’s the only 10.1 sim?

[slow tulip]

there is an assa sim in the notes here

its 125K ST

5K lower than sub ATM

its not groundbreaking, but still

[gaunt moat]

Some would say assassination is the first and foremost single target damage per second specilization in the world of warcraft.

[slow tulip]

[gaunt moat]

And as such it's ability to deal massive area of effect damage should be reduced.

[earnest remnant]

curveball, just imagine then that demo sims 12% higher than sub on single target

[blazing jewel]

Rogue sims aren’t fully updated yet

[deft flicker]

Imagine if they go lower

[slow tulip]

chances are 50/50

[spice spire]

It either does or it doesn’t

Ur right

[slow tulip]

[uncut echo]

In what reality is it the first and foremost

What makes it any more of a ST spec than arms or frost mage

Or destro warlock

Or sub rogue

[ember mural]

It has a lot of the letter S in the name and S is for single target

[spark obsidian]

Single Target Target?

[uncut echo]

Ah yes.

[eager solstice]

Hopefully we see some sims this week?

[uncut echo]

I see.

[uncut echo]

Tier isn't 100% implemented yet

[eager solstice]

I mean I hope we see some sims with tier implemented this week

[ebon copper]

are we still running the same talents for DTB on 10.1?

[uncut echo]

Yes

[ebon copper]

ty

[uncut echo]

That's better, but it's gonna be a shit show

[eager solstice]

Always is

[fluid vector]

so we thinkin ass gonna be the s tier rogue spec in m+ next patch

[uncut echo]

Tier

Lmao

Sin will be playable, yes.

[fluid vector]

you know the funny thing tho

the highest ass player is 3527 io

highest rated outlaw is 3496

so

ass clearly better

that decides everything

perfect method

ah screw it ill just play ret pally until it gets nerfed into fucking oblivion in 10.1.5 then ill play ass rogue 😄

[uncut echo]

Proud you got yourself figured out king

Bonk with fervor and glory

[fluid vector]

but i cant play the most popular spec

even if ret was my fave spec in the game

its the most popular melee dps now so i have to give it up

[deft flicker]

Enhance looks promising

[fluid vector]

i may go for that actually

get a badass mog going

[rare jackal]

a fellow snowflake 🤝

[deft flicker]

Call wolf homies

Clap cheeks with wind

Give wft to fellow prot warriors

[fluid vector]

and macro my ability to do /Y THE SUNDERING HAS COME

every time i cast sundering

[uncut echo]

Uh yikes

Yell macros

[fluid vector]

i macroed lava burst on my ele shammy to yell

WHO WANTS A MEATBALL SAMMICH

i realized about 40 seconds into the dungeon

i cast lava burst........a fucking lot

[uncut echo]

That's a v easy way to get ignored

But I'm glad you're enjoying yourself

[fluid vector]

i got KSH and the full mythic tmog set on my brew this season

so im a happy fellah

[uncut echo]

[misty holly]

What yell did you macro to Purifying Brew?

[uncut echo]

[spice spire]

I macro abilities to purifying, specifically DN

[near valley]

[deft flicker]

Good call, saves a keybind or two

[spice spire]

Yeah I thought so too.

[dawn kelp]

Spark on dagger or slimy booties first week

[unborn geode]

what ilvl do you have for weapons

[dawn kelp]

424

[unborn geode]

i would go with boots as you aren't going to get higher than until S2 fires off and you probably won't upgrade the weapons that fast compared to getting another item thats going to bbis

[dawn kelp]

Actually I don’t have any other necks in my bag so prob just go wep

[stray thunder]

Yo im in a situation where i dont have a spark currently for Boots what should i be doing 1st week making wep or boots with the new spark? my weps will be 421

[gray crest]

I've been running 1 embellishment for a while. Ion doesn't want to give me the eranog ring

[unborn geode]

we will get a new spark at 2 week intervals... so it will be week 2 before crafting anything if you use the free spark... idk how effectively we will be able to farm the mats

[storm belfry]

When I was a holy paladin I used to have a /s like “putting my big sac on x” and whenever I popped wings I quoted J Roc from trailer park boys. “I’m bout to pop”

[viscid spear]

My Mage just uses quotes from the chick in Nexus
"I'll give you more than you can handle!" When I pop Images

My personal favorite is my /y linked to Time Warp
LAVOS SUS MANOS

[spice spire]

I wouldn’t know

Ain’t ever seen u time warp

[viscid spear]

Well Gen usually popped it because he ran TA and I ran TW

[near valley]

If you don't have a combust macro that yells something questionable, are you really playing mage?

[viscid spear]

Saw a Fury Warrior that must've had some form of /y macroed to every ability that wasn't used every 3 seconds.
Every yell was in ultra uWu speak

[near valley]

Lmao

The worst offenders are those who have /y for eating

"Thnx for yummies UwU nom nom"

[spice spire]

We had a trial in sofo that I had to tell to remove theirs

[storm belfry]

[spice spire]

It was very uncomfortable

[near valley]

[viscid spear]

I fucking love that Billy & Mandy episode
RAGGLE FRAGGLE

[brazen zodiac]

so true

[storm belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-mandy-billy-and-mandy-billy-mandy-éagora-que-eu-pego-gif-19884233

[viscid spear]

Ha ha...I say we let the boy go.

[signal badger]

!fuu

[prisma monolith]

Rogue Spreadsheet - Light: http://tiny.cc/2bq0vz / Dark: http://tiny.cc/xdu1vz

[young briar]

Due to the new 4 set and the recent buffs to shiv and Kingsbane, will we be seeing its return?

[near valley]

no

[young briar]

thank you for the react

[near valley]

no you will not

[young briar]

Ok other question is do you guys do log reviews

[gray crest]

Yeah you make a thread with !log

[young briar]

!log

[prisma monolith]

Wowanalyzer now has good initial support for Assassination. We suggest using it to quickly see any big rotational mistakes and analyze your ability usage

Link: https://wowanalyzer.com/

[gray crest]

Hmm either I'm dumb or they changed it

[grim tangle]

it's both

[gray crest]

Fair

[young briar]

lol

[spice spire]

It’s not a command anymore

We can

Wowa does help with a large majority of things

But if you run through and still feel it’s missing something

I can take a peek np

[spice spire]

Also Kb needs a lot of love to be competitive with DTB

[gusty mirage]

@gray crest stop spreading misinformation pls

[gray crest]

I'm a fed, it's what I do

[gusty mirage]

True

[spice spire]

Classic fed

Fuck

Me

Man

[gray crest]

Ok

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

omw

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

Y’all wildin at 11:26 on a Monday

[gusty mirage]

It’s 12:26 actually

[thorn fjord]

greetings from the future

[gusty mirage]

Imagine being central time zone

Nerd

[young briar]

So im currently rank 153 for ass rogues on heroic and im trying to push for a bit more, so im thinking some decisions im making are the cause of such a difference to the top rogues, as well as mistakes im making
I know the biggest mistake im currently making is accidently refreshing garrote and rupture sometimes when theyre empowered by stealth and reprimand

For example, i vanish garrote and then 10 seconds later accidentally garrote, same with rupture, empowered rupture replaced by standard one, thats the only issue that i am personally aware of, other than that would love to be told what else im doiing wrong

[gray crest]

We will remind you when the mcrib is coming back

[spice spire]

Sure send it

[young briar]

so 3 fights, Terros, Council, and Rasz

[spice spire]

I ain’t doing council, I’m gonna keep it a buck. Maintain ct, try to fish for pb, maintain ur bleeds

[young briar]

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/xYWLvwAzHk8GaqZ9#fight=20&type=damage-done - Rasz
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/CNQzrWdJq73Vb6Mn#fight=4&type=damage-done - Council
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports/ahFyD7XNZPgkK9W2#fight=1&type=damage-done - Terros

[spice spire]

I cba figuring that fight

[young briar]

yeah finished council with 142, but only a 94 parse, rank 134

[young briar]

i respect that

[thorn fjord]

cba?

[young briar]

means - Cant be assed

[wary ice]

cant be as(k)sed

[young briar]

as in cant be bothered to do it

[thorn fjord]

Got it ty

[haughty flicker]

Asksed

[gusty mirage]

Get back inside grandpa

[spice spire]

Zugthug quick review

[gray crest]

I ordered a burger and fries for lunch today, and forgot to ask for ketchup.

[gusty mirage]

Unfortunate

Homeland security doesn’t have ketchup in the common room?

Where are my tax dollars going wtf

[thorn fjord]

Feds just use mayo

[gray crest]

Not in the place I'm sitting at

[gusty mirage]

I knew it

[strange python]

You should see the doj offices.

[gusty mirage]

Despicable really

[strange python]

They're disgusting

[gusty mirage]

Speaking of government work

@gray crest get me a comfy govt attorney job

[strange python]

Us attorneys office