assassination

[near valley]

[thorn fjord]

6 now actually holy shit

[near valley]

So your telling me

[haughty flicker]

[safe barn]

zac on ass channel

[near valley]

You eat dry microwaved pasta

[safe barn]

[thorn fjord]

Tazlking about buttered microwaved pasta

[near valley]

And occasionally the only sauce you add is butter

[thorn fjord]

yeeeesh

[midnight mist]

I mean I could eat them raw tho

at least I cook them

[safe barn]

still

[midnight mist]

(in the microwave but still)

[gusty mirage]

how are you french

[shrewd night]

Zac, you are living up to the outlaw degeneracy

[midnight mist]

thanks

[gusty mirage]

@verbal mantle come get your brother in baguette

[thorn fjord]

Do you add the block of butter before throwing it in the box?

[midnight mist]

I try my best

[verbal mantle]

I dont think zac is the best cook out there ig

[gusty mirage]

this mfer is microwaving pasta w/ butter

[verbal mantle]

[shrewd night]

Nahnah

[verbal mantle]

the legacy is broken

[midnight mist]

??

[gusty mirage]

I'm insulted on behalf of france

[shrewd night]

Zacs cooking is more like

[verbal mantle]

[safe barn]

isnt pasta italian

[gusty mirage]

I will say though

[near valley]

Zac cooks using the path of least resistance

[thorn fjord]

Not like theyre known for their food 😛

[gusty mirage]

yes, but the french are super proud of their ability to cook

[verbal mantle]

pasta are originally from China

[midnight mist]

its actually not that easy to cook pastas in the microwave

[thorn fjord]

French food is mid imo dont flame me

[gusty mirage]

at least zac doesn't burn ramen microwaving it

[spice surge]

So am i Currently got some salmon curing

[midnight mist]

they can come out burned or like soggy idk the word

[near valley]

Salmonella?

[midnight mist]

but in one block

you know

[spice spire]

Zac cooking

[verbal mantle]

brother you hit me with a double question mark and then you drop this

[midnight mist]

if you are a bad microwave cooker

[gusty mirage]

cured salmon

[verbal mantle]

[gusty mirage]

no, skip is

he managed to burn ramen noodles

in the microwave

[near valley]

Lmao

[spice surge]

Oh wait its literally just called gravlax in english too

[verbal mantle]

ye

tasty af

[gusty mirage]

ya english sometimes smart

where we just copy the word exactly

most of the time dumb language

[royal lantern]

kindergarten

[haughty flicker]

sounds like something you take to help you shit

why would you name a food that

[gusty mirage]

gravlax?

because that's how they say it in viking land

[near valley]

Gravlax sounds like a boss name

[gusty mirage]

gravlax on a bagel

[near valley]

From like Megaman or aomething

[midnight mist]

you guys all so judgmental but I bet you would fail your microwaved pasta

[gusty mirage]

its okay I still love you zac

[near valley]

[haughty flicker]

that implies its possible to succeed at microwaving pasta

[deft flicker]

I probably would

[verbal mantle]

after rogue stuff guidance, I suggest rh does a cooking class and I'll be the teacher

[near valley]

Would imply regular humans would attempt to microwave oasta

[verbal mantle]

yall need to be saved

before it's too late

[thorn fjord]

I would attend

[midnight mist]

ppl should

I swear its not that bad fr

[near valley]

Trendsetting

[midnight mist]

(france)

[gusty mirage]

sign me up

also are there opportunities for extra credit?

[verbal mantle]

maybe

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

ngl, i dont mind cooking or learning it

but i absolutely HATE doing dishes, words cant describe it

[gusty mirage]

yo based as fuck

I can't sit down to eat until I clean everything either

so I always eat cold food

[haughty flicker]

good thing they invented a machine that just does it

[spice surge]

Grav = Cured with salt+sugar (literally means grave, but not in food terms)
Lax = Salmon

[near valley]

I talk myself out of cooking 9/10

[verbal mantle]

Idm

[midnight mist]

thats for giga rich ppl

[gusty mirage]

can you get sick from eating too much salmon?

[near valley]

My broke college ass only has my two hands

[gusty mirage]

because if so I can never visit Scandinavia

[haughty flicker]

maybe like 20 years ago lmao, every shit college apartment ive been in had a dishwasher

[near valley]

You get sick from eating too much of anything

Also salmon a mid fish

[haughty flicker]

?

[midnight mist]

fish is mid

[haughty flicker]

?

[near valley]

True

[spice surge]

This is banana material

[near valley]

But salmon is mid of all fish

Overrated

[spice surge]

Absolutely untruest statement

[spice spire]

The block button ain’t enough, I want him dead

[haughty flicker]

we need to get buffs soon so i dont have to keep reading some of the worst takes ive seen in years

[verbal mantle]

oh yeh tell us more about your tastes

[near valley]

All these Salmon enjoyers

[verbal mantle]

[near valley]

Can't handle the truth

[haughty flicker]

go back to your komodo dragon

[near valley]

I wish

[verbal mantle]

Im eager to read your takes about food

[gusty mirage]

show me the offender

[haughty flicker]

my take is that everyone elses take is wrong

[gusty mirage]

fish is goated food man

[verbal mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-yeah-right-hmmm-really-gif-21502858

[gusty mirage]

but it has to be prepared well

that's the only downside

[midnight mist]

can also cook rice in the microwave, same as pasta

[near valley]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches bis fr fr

[verbal mantle]

it's okay

[verbal mantle]

that is not

Im disappointed

[gusty mirage]

I saw someone make an omelette in a cup in the microwave

looked okay tbh

[haughty flicker]

uh

[near valley]

My roommate used to do that

Guy would microwave his eggs

[haughty flicker]

isnt an omelette in a cup just scrambled eggs at that point

[near valley]

Add cheese etc.

[verbal mantle]

total heresy

[spice spire]

Used to do that for work

It’s nifty

[near valley]

Seemed to work out

[spice spire]

Not an ideal omelette by any means

[gusty mirage]

yeah I mean

it's for sure gonna be worse than an omelette made in a pan right

but like if you're in a hurry

[spice surge]

Bruh when i was in northern sweden this summer i had freshly caught grilled röding (which is a lake species of salmon, google says its called char in english but idk) and it was so fucking good man

[near valley]

Swordfish slaps tbf

[verbal mantle]

my grandma just woke up from her grave to beat you after that blasphemous takes about eggs and omelette

[gusty mirage]

and don't feel like cleaning a pan?

[spice spire]

It’s not even the same level

[gusty mirage]

I need to visit Sweden

like real talk

[spice spire]

But it’s just there so I don’t have to premake eggs and reheat

Cuz like

Idk if you’ve ever tried to microwave eggs

[near valley]

Do Swedish people even have cuisine?

[spice spire]

It ain’t it

[gusty mirage]

yes

[near valley]

Isnt it all that food that stank

[gusty mirage]

just avoid the pickled herring bro

and you'll be fine

[near valley]

With the fermented fish and all that

[haughty flicker]

smulpaj is goated though

[spice surge]

Pickled herring is good, maybe an acquired taste though

[near valley]

Oh yeah Swedish meatballs are a thing

[spice surge]

Not the surströmming

Just the sill

[near valley]

Should go to IKEA soon

[gusty mirage]

but like I eat raw meat bro

I can't judge the swedes for eating something fermented or pickled

[verbal mantle]

surstromming is just a meme, most svedish dont eat it ig

eleem zine

[near valley]

Kimchi is good shit

[verbal mantle]

pls confirm

[gusty mirage]

@verbal mantle do you like eggplant

[near valley]

Most fermented stuff is fine

[verbal mantle]

yes

[near valley]

Just don't know why you'd do it to a fish

[gusty mirage]

you need to try this dish out, although it takes some time for it to finish pickling

I'll DM it to you

[spice surge]

Moussaka

[near valley]

Oxi a total foodie he is

Bet your Instagram is all pics of food you eat

[gusty mirage]

my instagram has a picture of me from my swearing in ceremony 4.5 years ago

and prior to that

[verbal mantle]

hes just from one of the best country in the world in terms of food

thats why

[gusty mirage]

me at a famous golf course in michigan

I have like

11 pictures on instagram

[empty hinge]

i heard golf

[verbal mantle]

epicurean

[gusty mirage]

food is for my mouth not the internet

[near valley]

More than I do

[near valley]

What else is for your mouth?

[gusty mirage]

I just like sharing food with friends

[gusty mirage]

@verbal mantle

[empty hinge]

@gusty mirage whats your handicap and when do we 1v1

[verbal mantle]

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

I haven't golfed this year, but last year I was playing at an 11

so I'm okay at best

[midnight mist]

I also used to cook my steaks in the microwave

this was a bit more cursed tho

I recognize it

[near valley]

Asmongold classic that

[haughty flicker]

"a bit"

[midnight mist]

and Im ashamed

[subtle tundra]

What

Outlaw brain

[midnight mist]

its also very hard

[empty hinge]

last time i played was 7 years ago and i was 10 hcp

[near valley]

Outlaw aren't that special guys

[verbal mantle]

brother no

[empty hinge]

you have the upper hand

[midnight mist]

if you let it like 10s more than it should its over

[near valley]

Zac doesn't speak for us

[midnight mist]

the thing is a plank

[verbal mantle]

my heart

I skipped more than one beat

[subtle tundra]

I don't want to be literate

[near valley]

Zac eating erasers

Cause that steak must be rubbery as hell

[ember mural]

Microwave steak what

[cerulean walrus]

Zac what the fuck

[midnight mist]

actually

[winged kindle]

That’s some cursed microwave tech, even having it down to the seconds

[midnight mist]

never tried eating crayon

next step

[haughty flicker]

the green ones are the best from what ive been told

[verbal mantle]

mmmh grayons

[ember mural]

You gotta microwave it first

[near valley]

Bro all this talk about food. I could totally go for a lobster roll rn

[midnight mist]

microwave it tho

[near valley]

True

[midnight mist]

good microwaved lobster

nevr tried that

[near valley]

Save me time

[midnight mist]

must be good

[near valley]

Tbf you could microwave a cake I'd assume

[subtle tundra]

Huh

[near valley]

Haven't tried it but I feel it could work out

[winged kindle]

Like you make the batter, then nuke it into existence

[near valley]

Yeah basically

[gusty mirage]

zac I just want you to know you're still my fav outlaw rogue

even if you microwave your pasta

[near valley]

[haughty flicker]

thats a thing actually

[gusty mirage]

zac been hard carrying the pirates along w/ solo

[haughty flicker]

you make them in a mug

[midnight mist]

@hard river

[gusty mirage]

y'all should love him

[spice spire]

Ngl he was taken down a notch for that one

[gusty mirage]

solo my fav human

[near valley]

Oh word?

[spice spire]

It was close but I think solo is number one uncontested

[gusty mirage]

rogue or not, solo #1

[haughty flicker]

yeah its literally called mug cake

its like

[ember mural]

[haughty flicker]

not that good

but its a thing

[midnight mist]

Yeah solo for sure is above

[gusty mirage]

its okay man

[midnight mist]

King solo

Uwu

[gusty mirage]

TRUE

[thorn fjord]

What about

Warchief

[near valley]

Uwu

[gusty mirage]

👑 you dropped this king @hard river

[spice spire]

Lost to tank in cos

[cerulean walrus]

Wait no

[spice spire]

(This is my kwan moment)

[cerulean walrus]

THE Doz

Lost to

[thorn fjord]

Guild had class talk with me on Tuesday.. no dk angle for me next tier 😩

[cerulean walrus]

A tank

[spice spire]

Not just any tank

Quakethree

[cerulean walrus]

@ember mural

Confirm?

[spice spire]

(He was d/c’d a fourth of the dungeon)

[cerulean walrus]

[spice spire]

And came back with 7k world ping

[cerulean walrus]

Skill issue

I can’t believe Doz would lose

To a tank

[spice spire]

True

[gusty mirage]

wtf man @ember mural

you're making me look bad by association here

[nocturne lagoon]

Oxi told me he is maining warlock next tier

[gusty mirage]

I wish

our officer just swapped back to his warlock

I'm the token rogue yet again

[nocturne lagoon]

It’s ok you’ll for sure get tier fast

[near valley]

Sucks to suck

[gusty mirage]

we have 2 warriors and 3 evokers

and a ww monk

and a brewmaster monk

unlucky

eh?

[thorn fjord]

How can you be an SB if you're maining lock tho

https://tenor.com/view/kappa-gif-4908381

[gusty mirage]

ur mom

[near valley]

Shadowblade, Shadow Council, they both got Shadow in them

[spice spire]

Bro half the shadows aren’t maining rogue

[thorn fjord]

feelsbad

I'm back to being the only rogue

[near valley]

Impostors fr fr

Shadowblades more like Shadow Cabal

[hollow river]

The Catalyst looks like it’s going to be better in s2

[ember mural]

@cerulean walrus @gusty mirage finished the dungeon with all my add-ons turned off and world ping 1200ms, didn't die after that

[gusty mirage]

gamer

[cerulean walrus]

What a beast

[gusty mirage]

bro half the shadows don't even play the game

wdym

[gaunt moat]

wowhead comments strike again.
It's the players who are the problem, not the game balance

[ember mural]

Playing outlaw raw dogging base UI is an experience

[cerulean walrus]

True

[gusty mirage]

ah yes, it's archieved

top archievement

[spice spire]

Real

[cerulean walrus]

It’s arrrrchieved

Outlaw sabotage

Outlaw players wanting to see Sin fail

[haughty flicker]

sin does that without any help unfortunately

[cerulean walrus]

True

And accurate

[gusty mirage]

rogue does that without any help*

fixed that for you

[cerulean walrus]

TRUE

AND ACCURATE

[haughty flicker]

not wrong for the current state of things

maybe 10.2 will be better

[gusty mirage]

I'm not saying to keep up hope

but you should keep up hope

[cerulean walrus]

Keep up cope

[gusty mirage]

no cope here

only hope

[cerulean walrus]

Cope
Hope

[balmy condor]

Trope 📚

[gusty mirage]

tripe?

isn't tripe animal stomach lining

or whatever

[cerulean walrus]

Slope 📈

[gusty mirage]

think of what we could archieve if we just ate tripe

think about it

[balmy condor]

I’m good

No Think required

[gusty mirage]

that wowhead comment is about to fuel so many bad jokes

I can't wait

I can't wait to archieve great things

[wary ice]

just read the should(nt) article -whispyr did sucha good job selling assa

[cerulean walrus]

Guys it’s just cause you didn’t have 34% Crit

Smh

I blast

[balmy condor]

Selling assa to the streets

[gusty mirage]

you can only archieve greatness with 34% crit

[balmy condor]

Side of the road

Buck 50 an hour

[vestal wren]

they call him the ass dealer

[wary ice]

ass merchant over here. almost made me want to play the spec

[balmy condor]

REAL

[gusty mirage]

AYO?

@balmy condor

you dealin' booty?

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-jdz-gif-24502401

[cerulean walrus]

FUU WITH AN ACTUAL BANGER

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY

[gusty mirage]

bro ohio is wild

mfers be screaming at 10am

wtf

[balmy condor]

WE WHEELIN AND DEALIN

[gusty mirage]

[vestal wren]

time for cf/mods to abuse previleges?

[spice spire]

LOGIN

[balmy condor]

login

Still doesn’t work on mobile btw this shit look goofy as hell

[spice spire]

It works for me

Skill issue

[vestal wren]

i was tricked btw

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

but his name is notrickz how is that possible

[vestal wren]

This is Google

wait, it works

[balmy condor]

[vestal wren]

didn't when i tried earlier

[cerulean walrus]

Ok nevermind I revoke fuu’s banger status

[balmy condor]

Discord is such a fun program

[cerulean walrus]

Man came out the gate strong

And then dropped that

[balmy condor]

Why you hatin

Discord formatting big shit

[cerulean walrus]

https://google.com/

[balmy condor]

Markdown stuff

Is kinda cringe

Because they rolled it out

Really awkwardly

[vestal wren]

the link shortening is kinda nice

[balmy condor]

Yeah link shortening is cool

[vestal wren]

the headline stuff is super annoying

[balmy condor]

I’m honestly amazed the headlines don’t have permissions

How did that get through QA

Are we the QA

[gusty mirage]

it's always time for me

[balmy condor]

[balmy condor]

You’re one of the bad ones

Deep joke

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

Onion level of layers

[spice spire]

Wish I were Reddit famous

[balmy condor]

True

I have you know I was on the front page of r/factorio because of my ultra compact tileable robot frame design

Take that

[dawn kelp]

When’s buffs

[balmy condor]

When’s Christmas

[dawn kelp]

[balmy condor]

The correct answer is “later than currently”

That’s when buffs

[drowsy parcel]

[vestal wren]

10.1.5 will fix things

[balmy condor]

SURELY

10.1.5 is minor patch though

[near valley]

10.1.5

We 11.0 gamers

[balmy condor]

10.2

[spice spire]

SURELY

[balmy condor]

Big patch big change

[near valley]

Didn't ret rework come out ina .5 patch doe

[balmy condor]

I’m a believer

[gusty mirage]

start fights with people

like I do every day apparently

[balmy condor]

Didn’t you mind your own damn business

[near valley]

Bruh autocorrect can suck me off honestly

[gusty mirage]

why does autocorrect get to have all the fun

wtf

[near valley]

[vestal wren]

wasn't ret rework 10.0.7?

[gusty mirage]

yes

[vestal wren]

[balmy condor]

Wasn’t ret?

[vestal wren]

10.1.7

[gusty mirage]

10.0.5 was spriest rework #2 of the expac

[near valley]

Oh fairs

[gusty mirage]

we prolly still have 18 more in the pipeline

[balmy condor]

They needed it, their aoe sucked

Wait a minute

[gusty mirage]

stay tuned to publik's tweet crying about it

[near valley]

I need someone to treat me like blizz treats shadow priest

[gusty mirage]

you need someone to feed off your anxiety and always trying to change you and make you not feel good enough as is?

[balmy condor]

Never good enough and constantly trying to change you?

Fuck I’mslow

[near valley]

Shit turns me on fr fr

[gusty mirage]

zac and I were telling these apes how much we love you

[balmy condor]

I had 3 in outlaw it’s a trade deal

[hard river]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-shy-hide-embarrassed-cute-gif-9869912

[balmy condor]

I get an extra ping, but you give me a first round CF draft pick

[limber lion]

[gusty mirage]

[gray crest]

[distant notch]

is 'sin gonna be the go to raid spec for 10.1?

[midnight mist]

YO GUYS CAN ONE OF YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY ASSA PLS

[lucid birch]

Yes!

[thorn fjord]

Play sub

[near valley]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[deft flicker]

#assassination-faq

[limber lion]

Typical Outlaw players

[spice spire]

Wdym

Zac is an assassination OTP

[near valley]

Ayo what?

[thorn fjord]

Zac is anything but typical@

[spice spire]

Has been since cata

[midnight mist]

Yeah thanks quake

Idk how this ceverion guy still don't know me

[near valley]

Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati?

[gusty mirage]

keep up bleeds, press things on CD

congrats

[midnight mist]

I've been here for such a long time

[spice spire]

Idk either man

[gusty mirage]

you can play assassination

[limber lion]

I'm not afraid of muting fellow CF's who abuse headers

So beware

[midnight mist]

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[thorn fjord]

Oof

[spice spire]

How else will I know to log in

[midnight mist]

LOGIN

[gusty mirage]

the answer is to always login

https://tenor.com/view/poe-path-of-exile-login-play-poe-login-gif-26508840

[deft flicker]

This man has dodged mute 45 times in a row. A force to be reckoned with for sure

[limber lion]

I'm eating popcorn this very minute, it's legit one of the only few foods I can get down.

[midnight mist]

Wrong game tf

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Zac can't be silenced

[gusty mirage]

wanna bet?

[limber lion]

!mute @midnight mist 1m abusing headers

:(

stupid moroes

@gusty mirage

[thorn fjord]

Hit ‘em with the 30s mute

Is that even a thing? Lol

[gusty mirage]

wdym

it worked

[limber lion]

Oh true

[thorn fjord]

Haha

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Anyone who eats microwaved pasta must be unstoppable

[deft flicker]

[limber lion]

I forgot that it doesn't say it in the chat that you post the message in

[thorn fjord]

Officer corruption

[limber lion]

Pretty sure it used to do that back in the day

[gusty mirage]

it did

[thorn fjord]

Fuu changed it

[gusty mirage]

moroes would long dong slap the mutee

[midnight mist]

Mod abuse

[near valley]

But CFs can mute CFs?

Sounds fun

[midnight mist]

@gusty mirage

[gusty mirage]

CFs aren't mods

[midnight mist]

Do your work pls

[rocky ruin]

In my younger days i ate a lot instant noodles

[gusty mirage]

zac

you literally muted daps like 18 times

your first 48 hours as CF

[midnight mist]

Ok and?

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

honestly

fair

[limber lion]

[ember mural]

[spice spire]

True

[deft flicker]

Inb4 oxi also mutes zac

[gusty mirage]

I'm a benevolent lord

[frigid kestrel]

I kept the dream alive this season

[spice spire]

MY MAN

[gusty mirage]

@limber lion mute this man

[limber lion]

Gotchu

[gusty mirage]

[limber lion]

!mute @spice spire 1min abusing headerx

[midnight mist]

Stop abusing headers

[limber lion]

[gusty mirage]

when did they put in headers in discord

[gray crest]

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Wait can you mute someone if ur muted?

[gusty mirage]

no

[limber lion]

Like yesterday or something

[near valley]

So

[gusty mirage]

it uses the timeout feature in discord now

so you can't do shit

not even voice chat

lmao

[near valley]

You mean one green name could silence the others?

[gusty mirage]

correct

[near valley]

Untapped market

[gusty mirage]

but only through moroes

[near valley]

Ah

[midnight mist]

Wait

[gusty mirage]

yes zac

[haughty flicker]

Can’t wait for the coup and the civil war that follows

[gusty mirage]

you can become the super green

[midnight mist]

!mute @gusty mirage 1m test

[gusty mirage]

just murder every other green

[haughty flicker]

Don’t trust the French not to rebel

[midnight mist]

HAHA

[limber lion]

Okay now we're playing a dangerous game here

[deft flicker]

That

[limber lion]

[deft flicker]

[midnight mist]

Can't believe this worked

[near valley]

[midnight mist]

Look at this bozo reading chat rn

Can't even type

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-creepy-pirate-look-at-me-gif-14415454

[near valley]

[gray crest]

God I'm so glad shit at work is so slow that I get to watch this

[midnight mist]

Anyway guys

🫡

[haughty flicker]

Was nice knowing you

[gusty mirage]

!mute @midnight mist 10m don't abuse moroes buddy

[near valley]

Zac died for peak comedy

[gusty mirage]

that's also how we found out that you can ban people by typing "!banana"

[near valley]

Never forget him

[gusty mirage]

right @rigid mango ?

shiennar died for zine's sins

[near valley]

[deft flicker]

Is outlaw’s new 2 piece exsangable

[haughty flicker]

Yes

[gray crest]

[strange python]

Is outlaw slow mode or something wtf is going on

[near valley]

Wdym?

[haughty flicker]

We’ve been bamboozled

[gusty mirage]

ya I unmuted him

[near valley]

But why?

[gusty mirage]

cause I love zac

[haughty flicker]

Nice deleto

[near valley]

Understandable

[midnight mist]

[near valley]

Zac's almost perfect

If he wasn't french

[haughty flicker]

Treating insurrection lightly will backfire in the future

[deft flicker]

Zac is here, so outlaw chat is here ig

[gusty mirage]

it's naptime in kindergarten

[haughty flicker]

I was here to talk about pets and it spiraled

[near valley]

Outlaw ain't got much to tall ab out

[thorn fjord]

All we're missing is Warchief

[strange python]

Somehow this is worse than slowmode.

[near valley]

We're waiting for buffa

[strange python]

This week's the week.

[thorn fjord]

Surely

[slow needle]

Hasn't it just been shit posting for the last 3 days?

[near valley]

[near valley]

It always is

[haughty flicker]

A lot more than 3 days

[near valley]

Wdym last 3 days

[gusty mirage]

assassination's been shitposting since s1 shadowlands

[slow needle]

There was some dooming 4 or so days ago.

[gusty mirage]

sprinkle in some assassination talk

sprinkle in some dooming recently

[near valley]

Sub chat are the only serious ones

[gusty mirage]

this is OT2.0

[haughty flicker]

Dooming is just a mutation of shitposting that is slightly on topic

[slow needle]

Ye. I mean just shit posting. Nothing else. I can't remember any actual Outlaw talk.

[gusty mirage]

true

nerd pirates can't even shitpost properly

[haughty flicker]

We have nothing to talk about

[gusty mirage]

so everyone comes to the true home of poo-sting

[slow needle]

We could doom more.

[gusty mirage]

I can hear this image

and I like it

[slow needle]

I'm looking forwards to the slow modes here and in Outlaw after final patch notes are out.

[haughty flicker]

Dooming gets exhausting, sometimes you need a break

[gusty mirage]

what if I told you

that assassination will be spared of that

[haughty flicker]

Especially when it gets really bitter and it’s not fun anymore

[near valley]

True

[haughty flicker]

Need to let people reset

[near valley]

Sin doesn't get changes

So no need to slowmode

[haughty flicker]

That’s actually a significant reason to slow mode

[gusty mirage]

oh sweet summer child

[near valley]

I thought sin has reached acceptance stage

[slow needle]

Haven't all the slow modes here this ptr been due to no changes?

[gusty mirage]

yeah all it took was me beating them with a stick 18000000 times

no

but the majority of them have been

[near valley]

Oxi and his famous 10 min slowmodes

[gusty mirage]

wtf

I've only set like 3 slowmodes in my life

and 1 was in outlaw

cuz guy asked me to

but CFs can do it now

so I can go back to staring at my wall

[near valley]

During beta you set a 10 min slowmode fo sho

[gusty mirage]

and pretending I'm being productive

[near valley]

Was just soon after u got orange name I swear

[gusty mirage]

yeah because some idiot came in here accusing seli and whispyr of "sabotaging" rogue

I didn't get orange until like

after christmas

[near valley]

Oh yeah

[gusty mirage]

I departed the server for like 2 months

[near valley]

RH was a better place I'm sure

[limber lion]

The fastest promotion to orange ever

Joins the server, gets promoted a few days later

[gusty mirage]

esp if you ask reddit

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

I was kept up to date on assassination stuff thanks to my friend @limber lion

it's mushy time boys

if it wasn't for Cev, Whispyr and @drifting cloud I would not be the rogue I am today

[near valley]

Is that a good thing?

[gusty mirage]

depends on who you ask

[near valley]

Well I'm glad you are buddy

[gusty mirage]

[haughty flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-ass-wwe-wrestling-gif-7326746

[gusty mirage]

hot

[spice surge]

I remember one comment that said "Guy rules #outlaw with an iron fist"

[gusty mirage]

true

[spice surge]

Had like 100 upvotes

[gusty mirage]

infiniteman known for his harsh moderating

[near valley]

Guy is too funny

[deft flicker]

Iron fist would be very impractical to rule with

[thorn fjord]

Tell that to Thanos

[deft flicker]

Irons need to be flat and fists are all bumpy

[slow needle]

If this thread is still around I need a link. Sounds hilarious.

[near valley]

Think it's gone

[royal lantern]

perpetuallad swings the banhammer like crazy

[near valley]

Guy and Oxi always taking the hits

[thorn fjord]

Shooters shoot

[rigid mango]

for the exploration of moroeskind

[gusty mirage]

bro that's the thing

I've argued with exactly 1 person since becoming orange

and it wasn't even that bad

lol

I was worse as a CF

[rigid mango]

uh huh

[gusty mirage]

you're just mad you didn't get listed in the reddit post

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

fuckin RONKLES made it over you

you're soft now

[near valley]

Damn

[rigid mango]

Yeah because I'm an outstanding person glowing with only good vibes

[gusty mirage]

bro fav thing about ronkles get listed

[near valley]

That's kinda rough ngl

[gusty mirage]

was for 3 months before that post

[rigid mango]

You're a toxic shitter

[gusty mirage]

whispyr would be awake at like 8am EST

[rigid mango]

That aint on me chief

[gusty mirage]

and just shitting on people

like actually shitting on people repeatedly

meanwhile poor ronkles is studying for his exams

and getting shit on

[rigid mango]

Like I did to you whatever 3y back

[gusty mirage]

bro you ran me out of this server

LMAO

I was like "fuck this guy"

and left

[rigid mango]

Yeah I was being nice

[gusty mirage]

for sure

[rigid mango]

You NA people just don't get the EU vibe

[gusty mirage]

zine BFA vibes

very nice

[rigid mango]

Depended on who you were ye

[gusty mirage]

you did fix my rotation tho

so

[rigid mango]

And what you typed

[gusty mirage]

you were like "you're doing the opener wrong, try this"

and I wrecked the meters

[near valley]

Washed up now

[gusty mirage]

been washed up for months now

about to download league

start my NA Zine arc

[rigid mango]

What you're gonna do with the triple SS is you're gonna garrote 1 garrote 2 garrote 3 rupture 4 vendetta exsanguinate fok fok rupture again vanish reapply garrote especially on the target you don't have

[spice surge]

fucking 40k dude

[rigid mango]

It's fucking over dude

[rigid mango]

Let me coach you kitten

[gusty mirage]

[rigid mango]

[spice surge]

[rigid mango]

In league, I suck at wow now

[vestal wren]

[near valley]

Zine seems like a plat 2 player

[rigid mango]

Do you want

to

get

banned

?

[gray crest]

[gusty mirage]

[rigid mango]

[gusty mirage]

[spice surge]

🍌

[gusty mirage]

I forgot to eat today

[rigid mango]

nvm I'm wholesome

I forgor for a second

no banning

[near valley]

[rigid mango]

[gusty mirage]

except shiennar

getting bananad

[spice surge]

Time to eat something

[deft flicker]

Go have some food, food is good

[gusty mirage]

I should make some food

[rigid mango]

eat this

[gusty mirage]

working from home today

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Make a sandwhich

[spice surge]

I bought some flatbread and some grilled ribs from the store im eating in a bit

[gusty mirage]

whoever invented the sandwich

is the greatest thing to happen to humanity

just saying

[near valley]

Simple yet so complex a sandwhich is

[gusty mirage]

fuck penicillin

it aint a sangweech

[rigid mango]

I've got 2kg chiggen marinating

[gusty mirage]

I have some chicken thighs marinating rn

[rigid mango]

wait 30 min more and then we mealprep

[near valley]

Eat it raw

[gusty mirage]

[slow needle]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich

[gusty mirage]

ACTUAL LEGEND

[rigid mango]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844

[gusty mirage]

and he had a mistress

holy

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

the earl of sandwich should be renamed the earl of Ws

[near valley]

Inventing the sandwhich must have gotten him all the babes

[deft flicker]

Why would he be interested in babes tho

[rigid mango]

Mans got a whole sandwhich entourage

[gusty mirage]

imagine thinking of anything except for sandwiches

[near valley]

What's he going to do? Bend over a sandwhich?

[deft flicker]

Yep

And eat it

[near valley]

Tuna mayo hits different back then fr fr

[gusty mirage]

[rigid mango]

oxi's emote just called you white

[near valley]

[rigid mango]

mf hate flavour

[gusty mirage]

wtf is this slander

wholesome my ass

[rigid mango]

Yeah you're the one being toxic here

I'm just pointing out the obvious

[near valley]

Wholesome more like wholewheat

[gusty mirage]

zine just jealous that I have other discord boyfriends now

[slow needle]

Wholesome like full grain bread.

For a great sandwich.

[near valley]

I'd be as well tbf

Can't blame him

[gusty mirage]

@rigid mango is coffee an acceptable meal replacement if I cba cooking?

[rigid mango]

no

[gusty mirage]

fuck

[near valley]

Yes

[rigid mango]

If you add some nicotine yes

I approve

[gusty mirage]

oh

perf

already on top of that

[near valley]

Nicotine coffee pog

[rigid mango]

It's the holy diet combination

nicotine and caffeine

[near valley]

EU tech

[rigid mango]

Hungry? another snus we go

[gusty mirage]

appetite suppressed

[rigid mango]

Hungry? down another noCCo

Aint nobody stopping me

[gusty mirage]

just covfefe for me

[brazen zodiac]

oxi!

[rigid mango]

Coffee tastes like pure liquid rimjob to me

[gusty mirage]

although celsius energy drink kinda slaps

[rigid mango]

Aint drinking none of that

[gusty mirage]

[rigid mango]

Celsius

[brazen zodiac]

i am a happy potato

how r u

[gusty mirage]

I'm a hungry potato

[spice surge]

Coffee + cigarette, aka the Parisian breakfast

[gusty mirage]

but I cba cooking

[near valley]

Implies you know what a rimjob tastes like

[brazen zodiac]

able to order something?

[spice surge]

or stockholm breakfast, just any large city tbf

[gusty mirage]

he will when I come to sweden this summer

I mean wait what

[near valley]

[rigid mango]

Yeah I'll eat your ass

[gusty mirage]

jokes on you

I'm bringing dadsen with me

you'll be fed for months

[rigid mango]

I bet dadsens asshole tastes like bubblegum

[gusty mirage]

lmfaooooooo

@verbal mantle confirm?

[spice surge]

A little rimjob for the boys

[rocky ruin]

Who want it?

[gusty mirage]

AYO?

[rigid mango]

@verbal mantle bubblegum check?

[near valley]

[gusty mirage]

the marbling on that steak

[brazen zodiac]

i dont have my glasses on

[near valley]

Is that a lamb chop?

I'm uneducated so I don't know

[brazen zodiac]

surely that meat is seasoned right

[gusty mirage]

very much so

[brazen zodiac]

it is hard, being blind

[slow needle]

So seasoned you can see it.

[gusty mirage]

inmem is blind 😦

[brazen zodiac]

i wish i could tho

LOL

[rigid mango]

common blind L

[brazen zodiac]

dat stuff looks fresh out of the package

[near valley]

Atleast he seasoned it tbf

Some mofos don't season anything

[gusty mirage]

god that's about to be such a banger

[brazen zodiac]

i wanna make bacon eggs and cheese sandwiches

[rigid mango]

ok tuna mayo man

[gusty mirage]

@rigid mango I think imma try the huel hot and savory

I almost forgot

[rigid mango]

did u not order?

[gusty mirage]

no it completely slipped my mind

we order now though

[near valley]

I didn't say I ate tuna mayo

[gusty mirage]

[brazen zodiac]

what ru ordering

[rigid mango]

Well ramadan

kinda happened

[gusty mirage]

true

[gusty mirage]

huel's hot and savory meal replacements

have a bag at work

[near valley]

Is huel worth it?

[rigid mango]

mf you whined about not being able to eat during ramadan and now that it's over you're drinking coffee for lunch

[brazen zodiac]

never heard of it

time to google

[rigid mango]

BRO EAT

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Have a friend who used to have it but it kinda seemed like you'll still be hungry

[gusty mirage]

that's the thing though

turned out that I just wanted coffee and water

not even food

[brazen zodiac]

wait ur drinking coffee on an empty stomach?

[near valley]

Just a plant you are

[gusty mirage]

that's ez, you just drink a metric ton of water

ez full

[rigid mango]

Worked for me when I used to eat it, but ye I'd often end up eating some more small stuff here and there

[gusty mirage]

or you grab almonds or pistachios or cashews

and snack on them between meals

[rigid mango]

So now we stan home made mealprap gang instead

[near valley]

Fair

[rigid mango]

I CAN'T TYPE

[brazen zodiac]

@gusty mirage i dont know what this is on the front cover of their page but

if its mac n cheese im in

[gusty mirage]

and yes @brazen zodiac

I drink coffee on an empty stomach all the time

can't wait to get my ulcer

[brazen zodiac]

💃

[near valley]

I'm like 2.05m. How's that going to fill someone up

[rigid mango]

Ulcer gang

[rigid mango]

I could fill up 2.05m

[gusty mirage]

spaced out meals & snacks my dude

I used to have the most pristine diet man

covid fucked everything up

ate only whole foods, chicken breast, lamb, tons of veggies, salads, tons of legumes

[near valley]

[rigid mango]

So just start again?

[brazen zodiac]

now u only eat sin nerfs :(

[gusty mirage]

ya I've been moving back toward it

[rigid mango]

That's where you're wrong, imagine getting changes

[gusty mirage]

just need to stop being a lazy fuck and get back into the jim

[rigid mango]

JIMOTHY GANG

[near valley]

Get back into Jim?

[brazen zodiac]

do u have a dog oxi

[near valley]

Sounds hot fr

Trueing though

Covid fucked me up

Now I'm giga lazy

I say that but it's all really just an excuse

Could have done something if I really wanted to

[brazen zodiac]

always ⭐ ❤️

[near valley]

Went to the gym to find I can't even bench 100kg anymore

[rigid mango]

"can't even"

ok bud

[brazen zodiac]

at least u went to the gym 💃

[rigid mango]

mf benching in top percentile of the world

[brazen zodiac]

lol

[slow needle]

Why are we benching Jim?

[rocky ruin]

Dayum Oxi

[gusty mirage]

[near valley]

Bro I'm broke

Why u gotta do this

[rigid mango]

yeah and u can't even bench 100

L

[near valley]

True

I'm just taking all kinda Ls