#assassination

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hoary plover
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do you guys recgonize my pfp

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rogue is really fun tbh

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most fun class by quite the margin tbh

burnt star
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Thank you 🙂

next edge
hoary plover
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they are wrong

gusty mirage
next edge
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holy

final star
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@gusty mirage golf

bronze pike
magic vine
# next edge MW buffs

every time i see something about MW i get interested until i remember the spin kick animation and i lose any interest

royal lantern
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ye

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monk is in dire need of a animation upgrade

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dunno why its the only class that never got one

next edge
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if they keep buffing every single class in the game

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bosses in raid will explode in a sec

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kekl

royal lantern
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same with pandaren tbh, all races got an visual update except pandas

hoary plover
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would you guys say that melee dps is more difficult than ranged dps?

royal lantern
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depeens on the fight

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some fights melee is harder, some fights ranged, some healer, in very rare cases even tank

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there is no set "X is harder than Y"

hoary plover
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but in general

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i do understand fights are different

solar tangle
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melee is harder in m+, in raid its easier

royal lantern
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i mean, its really a fight to fight thing

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like

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on one hand you have MANY raidfights that shit on melee

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and then lords of dread

solar tangle
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in raid most mechanics is done by ranged xD

royal lantern
orchid osprey
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I am having trouble picking my spec between Subtely and Outlaw. Which one is easier to play?

royal lantern
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and all other ranged stand still and do dmg

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or drop aoe shit in melee range cus they have shit positioning

royal lantern
orchid osprey
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unbaiased opinion here

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😄

royal lantern
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its all different playstyles, cant say flat out 1 spec is more easy or hard

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like, if you have trouble with reactive gameplay, you will think outlaw is hard

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if you have trouble with setting cd's up, you will think sub is hard

orchid osprey
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thanks. thats really helpful

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actually

royal lantern
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if you have trouble with keeping track of dots and timers, you will think assa is hard

orchid osprey
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ill play outlaw

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cause im usually a mage. and im good at frost and awful at arcane

royal lantern
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i mean yeha, you can say frost and outlaw are somewhat simmelar tbh

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reactive gameplay

orchid osprey
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thanks so much my friend

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appreciate it 🙂

nocturne current
gusty mirage
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lmfao

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is that the hunter version of the guy who posts "buff ret" on every single wowhead post?

bronze pike
nocturne current
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I bet it was oxi who wrote it haha

royal lantern
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oxi is slowly turning into Guy

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InfiniteMan is happening

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the game is breaking his sanity

lament warren
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me and oxi will combine to become infinite man

gusty mirage
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guy's a wow baby

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I've seen plenty of this shit over the years

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I'm used to it

royal lantern
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yes, but your rage gives me guy vibes

gusty mirage
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I meme'd in beta that we're going to end up getting nerfed and/or everyone will get buffed ahead of us

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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call me Nostradamus idk

royal lantern
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still have that one about echoing blades btw

gusty mirage
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jokes on you

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I just messaged my RL and told him I'm done at the end of the tier, officially

lament warren
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oh no

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why

gusty mirage
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it was about a 20% chance I come back next tier anyway

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cause of my worries about real life balance with this game

lament warren
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see you next tier gamer

gusty mirage
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me getting tagged 1600 times

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about hunter buffs

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kinda sealed the deal for me

formal vale
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Where are the patch notes

drifting cloud
gusty mirage
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on wowhead

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rogue changes: assassination got nerfed in pvp

formal vale
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Anything happening to rogue

gusty mirage
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saved you a read

formal vale
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Ah

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Ty

gusty mirage
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don't read the other changes, they'll just make you angy

formal vale
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Whos else getting buffed

gusty mirage
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hunters, frost dks, blood dks

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rsham

formal vale
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Besides hunter

lament warren
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mistweaver

formal vale
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Ah so will be last after the patch

royal lantern
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prevoker nerf, hpriest buff, restro buff, frost and blood dk buff, mw minirework and buffs iirc

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and well, assa rogue pvp nerf(nobody cares) and hunter buff for some reason

gusty mirage
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that's not very nice

formal vale
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Hunters are already pumping

gusty mirage
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sure are

formal vale
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Let's give them more dmg

north pewter
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no plz they'll become insufferable

lament warren
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hunter players are always insufferable

royal lantern
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sorry oxi, i will apologize to all 13 of them, (#14 is hataro)

lament warren
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brb rerolling hunter

marble hemlock
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Most hunters i know are pretty reasonable and normal people, actually

gusty mirage
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so you're safe

marble hemlock
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It's definitely not an unhinged class like dh or boomkin

lament warren
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hunter players consistently have been some of the least racist players in na

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believe it or not

royal lantern
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like, bm hunters are mechanic slaves most of the time

lament warren
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except for some minor outliers

royal lantern
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boomies and mages are the annoying ranged dps

formal vale
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I love when Hunters don't clear the debuff in m+ and expect me to run to the every fuckin time like bro run and shoot and clear ffs

gusty mirage
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they'll learn eventually

formal vale
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I have plenty of times

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Just super annoying

royal lantern
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@lament warren btw mate, looking at the majority of frost and arcane mages, yeha, they cant play shit beside fire kekdog

marble hemlock
formal vale
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Sorry

marble hemlock
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All good

lament warren
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because nobody wants to play anything but fire

marble hemlock
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I still slip myself sometimes 😉

lament warren
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bc it’s the only good mage spec

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like people play fire even when it’s bad

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they’re close enough rn that all the good mages are playing fire

formal vale
marble hemlock
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❤️

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Why can't more new people be like you

gusty mirage
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or house slippers

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smh

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what would happen if you fell at your age?

royal lantern
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does something
mod tells him its wrong and should not do it
fixes it and says he understands

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@formal vale actually gigachad

gusty mirage
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actual facts

formal vale
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😀

marble hemlock
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Usually you get hit with "mod abuse" or some other self victimization response

formal vale
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Lmao

marble hemlock
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So this was very wholesome, thanks

formal vale
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No worries

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If you ask nicely no need to be hostile

dark token
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I remember the day my grandpa died. In his dying breathe, he held my hand and whispered with a ragged voice "Grandson, I wish I was aliv a couple more weeks to see Assasination Rogue getting buffs"

formal vale
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Lol

royal lantern
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next patch, mark my words prayge

drifting cloud
gusty mirage
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please don't make me delete this shit

spice spire
lament warren
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the meme didn’t even fit

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it was shoehorned

gusty mirage
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😠

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my old hands can't keep up

spice spire
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Yeah sorry

gusty mirage
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sorry @gritty siren

hoary plover
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lul boomer

spice spire
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Nice one

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Not even me SMH

gusty mirage
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lmao

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I'll fix this dw

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you're in charge now

hoary plover
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whats the worst spec in all of wow

grim tangle
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outlaw

hoary plover
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kekw. i mean like actually worst

lament warren
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surv outside single target

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i think

hoary plover
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like which spec should you play if you enjoy playing with a handicap

gusty mirage
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survival actually fucking cranks

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oh

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there we go

royal lantern
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🙂

gusty mirage
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yeah

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survival outside of ST

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is like

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dumpster tier

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like their aoe makes assassination look like fury warrior

brazen zodiac
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lmao

lament warren
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yeah i just mistyped sorry

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my head hurts

gusty mirage
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its okay

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I still love you

royal lantern
gusty mirage
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I accidentally deleted quake's message

royal lantern
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or like, right now?

dark token
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After these changes

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Legitimately

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Hunters got 5% buffs which puts ass at bottom

spice spire
lament warren
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we can share

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triad?

spice spire
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Nah, I’m sorry. Val will share with the homies, but ladies off limits. She’s even sus about whispyr smoge

lament warren
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i’m gay

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i am a homie

gusty mirage
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not in a 3 way you're not

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I don't make the rules

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sorry

lament warren
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why live

spice spire
lament warren
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justin timberlake taught me a lot of things

gusty mirage
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you heard it here first folks

spice spire
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If it happens

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I’ll come in your guild discord and slurp on mic for him

lament warren
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if that’s the same jet, i know it’ll work

gusty mirage
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this man is very french canadian

spice spire
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Bro

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You can’t drop an f bomb

lament warren
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meet a guy
think he’s cute
french

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what do

spice spire
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Block

dark bridge
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ghost him

gaunt moat
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Next week we might win the race to bottom of the chart 😃

slow marsh
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Old news

bitter aurora
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If you’re having fun with the spec and still able to kill bosses who cares 🤷🏻‍♂️

gaunt moat
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All i'm saying.. it's a very curious that BM gets a 5% buff while this:

outer cairn
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!whispyr

prisma monolithBOT
gaunt moat
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people always argue that assassination doesn't need a buff because it's good ST
ok, why does BM need a buff?

slow marsh
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All I'm saying is go back like an hour and a half and the discussion has already been had

gaunt moat
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let me rage on my own time

slow marsh
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Ok

gaunt moat
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it's like they have something personal against us.

ebon notch
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dont take balancing personally

teal bloom
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They are trying to hold me back but they can't

gaunt moat
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I will have a strong word with bobby

gusty mirage
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you do that

thorn fjord
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Dangit Bobby

balmy condor
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I'll have a strong bobby with word

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microsoft word

thorn fjord
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That’s my purse.. I don’t know you

gaunt moat
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I know what, i know what this is.
they're buffing other specs that are already doing okay
because sin is gonna get great stuff at 1.0.0.7
starege

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yeah yeah, that's totally it

balmy condor
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if by great stuff you mean nothing

pallid bough
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Hunter? The class that needs rescue and needs to change to void elf for raz?

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The class that had the worst defensive in the game?

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The class that has virtually no utility

gaunt moat
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New exsang in the pipeline COPIUM

neon kindle
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Does the ass community hate xsang?

gaunt moat
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yes

neon kindle
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Hm i knew it wasnt favored but yea

slim drift
gaunt moat
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whispyr actually wrote a long tweet about it that summarizes it pretty well. i enjoyed that.

slim drift
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It could be worse than current exsang

balmy condor
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that's difficult to fathom

spice spire
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It could be anything

gaunt moat
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@neon kindle check pinned link in channel

spice spire
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It could even be current Exsang

slim drift
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Inb4 it's just exsang but doesn't affect deathmark

gaunt moat
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lol

earnest remnant
slim drift
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Would actually be good tbh

spice spire
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I ain’t gonna shimmy left

balmy condor
oak sky
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Do people not like DM

balmy condor
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if I am people

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then yes

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danse is fucking horrid

gaunt moat
balmy condor
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that's an improvement

slim drift
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I just want a second stack of vanish

gaunt moat
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sure, just keep piling more debuffs you have to maintain

slim drift
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And for iron wire dam debuff to show up on healing done

gaunt moat
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until playing sin will be an accountant simulator

balmy condor
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that's been assassination

neon kindle
balmy condor
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yes

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we have bleeds

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and maint buffs

magic vine
balmy condor
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its also just awful gameplay

oak sky
gaunt moat
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Yndio, have you noticed the CD on exsang right now?

balmy condor
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hitting random buttons just because you want to stack a buff like a deranged windwalker monk

oak sky
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At least it wnds up playing slightly different than an actual passive might

magic vine
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not really, because you actually just ignore it and use normal builder/finisher rules

neon kindle
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Wonder when blizz will fix nightstalker

magic vine
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and it turns out thats the best way to do it

balmy condor
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yeh

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I mean that's the best case

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ignoring it completely

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if you had to play around it

lament warren
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pressing poison knife in shiv to get my guaranteed 7cp envenom and a dance macabre stack

magic vine
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add a typing challenge like that lost ark raid thing 😄

oak sky
lament warren
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its not like

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every single talent should be an active

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its that when your ENTIRE talent tree is passive gameplay

oak sky
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Dm isnt an active????

lament warren
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which sin is

signal badger
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So uh exsang gets buffed to a 2 min when?

lament warren
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its cringe

oak sky
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Dm just slightly changes your rotation

lament warren
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how would you change it on sin

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to matter

balmy condor
oak sky
storm forum
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I feel like alt leveling this weekend. What should I fotmreroll to?

gusty mirage
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mage

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dev evoker

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so many options

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uhdk

storm forum
oak sky
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I like it

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Idk

gusty mirage
oak sky
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But my opinion doesnt matter anymore fortunately

gusty mirage
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how's that make you feel

balmy condor
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my opinion matters just as little

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but man

gusty mirage
balmy condor
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danse is almost worse than roll the bones honestly

oak sky
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At least you play the game whispyr

storm forum
oak sky
neon kindle
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God i want so bad to be an assassination enjoyer

gusty mirage
balmy condor
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isle is an island, aisle is the thing at home depot

neon kindle
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Can we swap the names of sub and sin

balmy condor
lament warren
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lol

neon kindle
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So i can be a ass main

gusty mirage
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checkmate

storm forum
lament warren
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just play sin

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man

lament warren
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im going to play sin

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for the rest of this week

lament warren
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im going to play sin!!

gusty mirage
lament warren
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in m+

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imgoign to become

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the rank 3 sin rogue

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!

neon kindle
gusty mirage
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plus a ton of utility

lament warren
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i will PROVE to you that sin is VIABLE™️

neon kindle
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Give sin good Cleave/aoe

gusty mirage
lament warren
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sin aoe is literally fine

neon kindle
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IS IT

lament warren
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ill just dm yipz and have him carry me to title

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for money

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like those boomkins

gusty mirage
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whats a yipz

lament warren
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um

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he sells title boosts

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for gold

gusty mirage
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neat

neon kindle
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Im gona puke

gusty mirage
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I mean people are in title range playing assassination

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seems like it's pretty decent

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but you need a tank who can pull around the sin rogue

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so yeah

neon kindle
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Yea but think about this one fact

gusty mirage
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have fun pugging that one

neon kindle
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Sub is cooler

storm forum
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I got 2500 playing sin only, it's alright. I miss KB but I do like playing AP on fort. I'm getting used to DTB being boring, but it's fine, thinking about just biting the bullet and learning sub for the tyran weeks

neon kindle
gusty mirage
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imagine trying to explain to a tank

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"yeah I need you to pull around me"

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as a sin rogue

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LMFAO

lament warren
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do you even need that

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just dont press stealth

gusty mirage
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well if they're inting the chain pulling

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like almost every tank in the 2700-2900 range

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yes

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you do

storm forum
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You either want chain pulls at 30+% or no chainpulls

neon kindle
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Depending on the week

gusty mirage
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no

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every week

neon kindle
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Bolstering scarey

storm forum
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I mean, you don't want chainpulls on bolsterinh

gusty mirage
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tell them to man up

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they're a tank

storm forum
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Lmao

gusty mirage
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not a hunter

lament warren
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you do chain on bolstering

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but it's usually lieutenants

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nokhud you chain a ton still

gusty mirage
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nokhud I chain myself to a wall and have a friend drive their car into me

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fuck that dungeon

storm forum
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Isn't that just the spear mechanic of the last boss?

lament warren
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wwyd

next edge
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and tbh, it's fuckign fun to play

gusty mirage
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keeps life spicy

lament warren
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u know what's crazy

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before this expansion

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you could be like

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yeah

storm forum
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Pog, fellow RPer

lament warren
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rsham has the strongest cooldown in the game

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and now its not even fucking top 3

kind talon
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well

lament warren
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preservation evoker has all 3 top cooldowns

kind talon
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it kinda is good now

lament warren
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its insane

gusty mirage
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how about them apples?

kind talon
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no im not

gusty mirage
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shut up

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yes you are

kind talon
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i started a new job

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and i cant really get m+ title

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i wanted to

gusty mirage
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good

lament warren
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yes u can

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just do it last week like me

gusty mirage
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don't interact with those people dekai

storm forum
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I took 421 ruby whelp over 421 BiS wrists and dathea trinket so I could have a pet baby dragon

kind talon
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yes surely i can get title when i get home at midnight

gusty mirage
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they'll drain you of what intelligence you have

lament warren
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u can

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i know many very bad but still in title range gamers waiting to help u

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whoi exclusively play at 4 am

gusty mirage
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dw

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they're awake

kind talon
lament warren
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hey

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a title is a title

storm forum
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What do you need for the title again?

lament warren
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top 0.1%

kind talon
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like 3k io

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23s timed basically

gusty mirage
lament warren
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it may go to 3.1 but idk

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/shrug

gusty mirage
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and career

storm forum
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O man. I think I'm just going to get the portals and chill

gusty mirage
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when I get a DM from someone I was gonna push keys with "I need you to take tuesday and wednesday morning off of work"

lament warren
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the dungeons are so shit cringe this season i might not even get title

gusty mirage
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like lmao

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okay buddy

next edge
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is basically

lament warren
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i have infinite time to get it

next edge
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a raidspot

lament warren
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and i dont want to

gaunt moat
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@balmy condor
I hope you're ready for even more DMs "yo why am I doing shit on ST fights?"

next edge
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no matter how shit you are

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rewind is literally OP

lament warren
gusty mirage
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why would he get DMs about doing shit on ST fights?

balmy condor
gusty mirage
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like it doesn't already happen

oak sky
storm forum
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Wait did we get nerfed again?

kind talon
gusty mirage
kind talon
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oxi that cant be real

gusty mirage
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no it was

gaunt moat
next edge
kind talon
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like no hot

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NO SHOT

lament warren
kind talon
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lmfaooooooooo

gusty mirage
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these people read wowhead

zinc frost
kind talon
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wait oxi

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i need to send you something

gusty mirage
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@kind talon I was like you gonna compensate me for having to reschedule a hearing?

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like bro I got an actual job

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the fuck you mean take off work

oak sky
lament warren
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title is healer rng

lament warren
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every healer main who coasted on hpriest is now struggling to perform

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(pressing healing buttons instead of dpsing is hard)

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so you will just end up with a shrouded hero healer and die to 21 tyran tjs

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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ok that's a bit rough

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maybe 23

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idk m+ is doomed

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every key is

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play perfectly for 40 minutes

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andt hen your healer dies

gusty mirage
lament warren
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and it's bricked

neon kindle
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MW meta is comin

lament warren
neon kindle
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Just you wait

lament warren
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is the sentence that got him kicked from humble

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that made that clip

lament warren
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ok i have to learn sin in m+ now

gusty mirage
lament warren
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i do

gusty mirage
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keep up crimson tempest, maintain snd, keep up bleeds

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there ya go

lament warren
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ok but there's nuance oxi

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like

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using echoing reprimand

gusty mirage
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there really isn't

thorny pond
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nope

lament warren
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every ic!!!

oak sky
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No theres not

lament warren
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ok dont cut me off

oak sky
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Its giga easy now

gusty mirage
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sorry dad

lament warren
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when i'm doing a bit

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please

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🔪

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im not even talenting gouge

gusty mirage
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sounds like a healer problem to me

lament warren
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one heal?

gaunt moat
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Why take gouge when you can make sap reduce damage by 30% for 6 seconds poggers

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amirite

lament warren
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real

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pushin p

thorny pond
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damn oxi

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bro you lift

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you been hitting the gym

lament warren
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it's push week

kind talon
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yeah @thorny pond thats him in his pfp as well

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have you seen the video of him at a restaurant

gusty mirage
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never seen it tho

kind talon
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u havent seen it?

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bro

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lemme find it

oak sky
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Skip had it

thorny pond
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I skipped that vid

ebon notch
balmy condor
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he's leaking me and my girls dm's

kind talon
ebon notch
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Smh

drifting cloud
ebon notch
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OH GOD

gusty mirage
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lmfao

balmy condor
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jpc so real for that one

gusty mirage
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my god

ebon notch
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Have you seen the second one?

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Wait you guys must have seen that before right

balmy condor
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no because I don't care

ebon notch
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Bruh

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W.e lmao

balmy condor
drifting cloud
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I dont think I have

carmine coyote
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!Whispyr

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
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big

distant mesa
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now to find a way to kill my gloves

rocky ruin
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whats best embellishment for dagger? raid

slow marsh
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dn

rocky ruin
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whats dn?

spice spire
tall atlas
balmy condor
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no I'm whispyr

spice spire
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Yeah ur great

tall atlas
#

Just checking

slow marsh
#

!whipsyer

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!wipshery

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!whispyyr

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!wisppyr

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!wipysr

balmy condor
#

yeah close enough

slow marsh
#

!whispyr

prisma monolithBOT
balmy condor
#

you got the idea

slow marsh
#

my bad

celest ruin
#

how do you sim depression

slow marsh
gusty mirage
fathom swift
#

wtf...

gusty mirage
fathom swift
#

yeah I was very tilted

gusty mirage
#

I don't blame you one bit

#

how do you feel about the possible datamined stuff?

fathom swift
#

but now we get a rework 🙂

#

idk theres a lot of cool stuff but need context before can really tell whats gonna work well or not

#

generally very optimistic tho

balmy condor
#

how will it affect lebrons legacy

fathom swift
#

what about empyrean legacy huh

balmy condor
#

real

jolly holly
#

Yo what do we enchant are weapons?

spare crow
#

whisp may I ask u 1 question in pm

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real quick

jolly holly
#

nm. some guy whispered me telling me im bad for having two soph enchants

slow marsh
spare crow
#

nah it's too stupid of a question, I can only ask it to someone who won't make fun of me later x_shy_blush

jolly holly
#

hes still telling me that double devo is bad

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lol

spare crow
#

I mean

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send him sims proving him wrong

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it's just that simple

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lol

jolly holly
#

im not even being mean I just posted him the #1 raz rogue

slow marsh
#

na not even worth it

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he's just dumb

jolly holly
#

has double devo

slow marsh
#

probs a warrior

balmy condor
spare crow
#

yes dad

balmy condor
#

the secret is, I make fun of everyone, so no one feels singled out

#

that way, everyone's equally degraded

gusty mirage
#

feel free to borrow one of my lines when guildies ask me questions:
"why don't you..."

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and fill in the rest for them

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"why don't you mind your own fucking business?"

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works great

jolly holly
#

im too nice

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hes saying "no class uses dual of the same enchant"

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I said every guide and ROGU discord says too though.

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Then I was like all the mythic CE raiders armorys I look at always do it..

balmy condor
jolly holly
#

lol

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damn you got some good comebacks

#

I may need to write that one down

balmy condor
#

me and @gusty mirage have been doing this for a while now

honest basin
#

Hello hello, does Flaring Cowl beat every other embellishment for m+ even without the ring from the first boss of the raid ?

hoary isle
#

sim it son.

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SIS.

zinc frost
#

SIS?

hoary isle
#

Sim it Son.

zinc frost
#

Step-sis?

balmy condor
#

fellow flesh-creature

honest basin
#

I assume that, ideally, if you could get the gear you wanted, there would be a definitive answer better than "sim it", I'm well aware that I can just sim piece by piece for immediate improvement

balmy condor
#

if ants had television, reality tv for them would probably look like attack on titan

jolly holly
#

thats how it went lol

balmy condor
#

aight it does proc more

#

like

#

the agi you get

#

stacks

#

the uptime is the same

gusty mirage
jolly holly
#

I was seriously like did I fuck up? then I started looking at warcraft log armories and was like no no I did it right ahha

balmy condor
#

yeah

zinc frost
#

Hmmm I think you guys are all wrong and this random evoker is correct here. Definitely the play

gusty mirage
#

I love how an evoker is explaining enchants to other classes

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tell him to go play simon says with his rotation

balmy condor
#

I love how he's just saying things

balmy condor
#

pretending he's right

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with no source

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and no logic

jolly holly
#

ahha

#

you guys made my night

balmy condor
#

#1 rogue does it
"WELL HES WRONG TOO"

gusty mirage
#

shit every rogue is running double sophic

#

what if we're all wrong?

jolly holly
#

Shit

balmy condor
#

SURELY ME, A NOBODY EVOKER IN A PUG, KNOWS BETTER THAN ALL ROGUES ON THE PLANET

jolly holly
#

now im second guessing myself again

hoary isle
#

he could secretly be the dev

jolly holly
#

I better stop a random evoker and ask him what to do

hoary isle
#

and then all of you sure look dumb af

zinc frost
#

“Oh cool spyromancer thanks for the tips man, would you like to write the rogue guys since they are all wrong?”

jolly holly
#

Not even in a PUG dude I was doing the dragon keep hoping for a spark

gusty mirage
balmy condor
jolly holly
#

I was chatting with another dude cause I had finished trading post

#

and was sporting the new mount

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

Realz would never play evoker

#

he's too cool

hoary isle
#

new hire?

jolly holly
#

guy randoming whispers me never talked to him before

royal lantern
#

like, when somone tells you anything about rogue that doesnt play rogue, just ignore

#

99,99999% chance they have no idea

balmy condor
gusty mirage
balmy condor
#

god bless amen

gusty mirage
#

I only had 3 sockets...

balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

like where the fuck am I supposed to put it? in my ass?

jolly holly
#

ya gems are bad

hoary isle
#

maybe

jolly holly
#

you shouldnt even use them

#

pretty sure

hoary isle
#

kinky

gusty mirage
jolly holly
#

LOLO

balmy condor
#

@jolly holly you should tell him you're using a vers phial when vers is your best stat

#

and then see him implode

#

NO VERS BAD

gusty mirage
#

LOL

balmy condor
#

WHY USE THE FLASK

#

BUT

#

HOW

#

IT CANT BE

gusty mirage
#

USE CORRUPTING RAGE

hoary isle
#

monkaShake

gusty mirage
#

KILL YOURSELF FOR 100 MORE DPS

hoary isle
#

corrupting rage

royal lantern
#

the REAL shit

hoary isle
#

kill yourself .. sounds very similar to sim yourself.

#

just saying.

gusty mirage
#

bro people be wilding about phials and shit

#

"but its more damage" - our dh after dying on kurog 13 times

balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

yeah bro a lot of damage with your floor pov

tawdry flare
hoary isle
#

I used corrupting rage on kurog

royal lantern
hoary isle
#

but we killed it

gusty mirage
#

you should

#

you're also smarter than a DH

#

same guy told me he plants during wildfire on brood

#

SURVEY SAYS THATS A LIE

royal lantern
#

i love that gif so much

#

its peak DH player

gusty mirage
#

me too

#

I loved it so much, that when he was lying about standing still during wildfire I went gromnak on him

royal lantern
#

no thoughts, no awarnes, just adadadadadspam into felrush when its off cd

jolly holly
#

lol

tawdry flare
#

why do i feel sickk watching that GIF...

gusty mirage
#

"well I have to rush"

#

like yeah bro

#

don't fel rush on 3 people maybe

jolly holly
#

i tried demon hunter

#

I even started as DH this expack

#

swiftly changed to rogue

balmy condor
#

y'all remember that graphic where DH's were talking about dashing at an angle versus straight through the target in order to get more auto attack uptime because you don't have to turn your camera 180

#

and then you see shit like that

#

and you're like

#

yeah

#

for sure

#

they're thinking about that

gusty mirage
#

killed our holy pally on that pull btw

#

and we wiped

hoary isle
#

wdym I see him rush to the side in that gif

magic vine
#

dh would be be interesting to play, but i don't want people thinking about me the way i think about dh

hoary isle
#

at an angle

tawdry flare
#

"Me rush - me dh - me illidan's favorite"

balmy condor
hoary isle
#

kekw

gusty mirage
#

dude makes no sense

#

pixel stacks on raz

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

but can't felrush backward on brood

#

what a time to be alive

#

our other DH did it just fine

magic vine
#

how much behind is their non-crack build?

gusty mirage
#

he just couldn't figure it out

royal lantern
tawdry flare
#

just had to calculate the angle - too bad hes bad at math

gusty mirage
#

think how sad we would've been without his 8% damage buff from momentum

#

that huge 4.46% damage to the boss

#

grief the guy doing 11% and the warrior during execute

#

for your 8% damage amp

hoary isle
#

5% magic buff too MF

#

so he gets 5% of all caster dmg

balmy condor
#

I just died mid cooldowns on a boss in maplestory because I was laughing, it's not a good day anymore

hoary isle
#

well that makes no sense but whatever good enough of DH

gusty mirage
royal lantern
balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

uhdk was getting PI during army

tawdry flare
royal lantern
#

like, only 3specs have 0magic dmg, for all other melee their dmg is 50-80%magic dmg lol

gusty mirage
#

our DK does no damage

#

it makes no fucking sense

balmy condor
#

our DK does damage

#

and it's actually infuriating

#

because his bar on pull

#

is so long

hoary isle
#

our dk bursts triple of whole raid

balmy condor
#

that everyone elses bar looks the same

gusty mirage
#

glad they buffed BM hunter btw

#

it needed it

#

look at those struggles

balmy condor
#

this is the first 30 seconds on terros

#

lmao?

hoary isle
#

yep

#

same for us

gusty mirage
hoary isle
#

double dmg buff

gusty mirage
#

he'd only do 180k w/o PI

#

wasn't that the excuse we were given for arcane mage being untouched?

#

"it just externals"

balmy condor
#

yeah

#

real

balmy condor
#

we can't have kingsbane dealing burst damage

#

imagine

#

we might compete

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

imagine

hoary isle
#

I am top for first 5 secs as sub

gusty mirage
#

a casual 3 million more damage than me

#

in 30s

balmy condor
balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

if we were doing 160k in that opener

#

it'd be too strong

royal lantern
#

nah, venthyr druids all just sucked

gusty mirage
#

nerf assassination harder than sub and outlaw

#

NOT ALLOWED

balmy condor
#

only reason no one stacks them is because none of the bosses phase on % in this raid so there's no cheese

#

prove me wrong

royal lantern
#

like, they had a sick opener and them died in the next 2min

gusty mirage
#

also this arms warrior abomination of a rotation

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

our prot warrior swapped dk

#

but somehow we still have a prot warrior on details

#

who was casually doing 400k dps on broodkeeper adds

oak sky
#

half the army of the dead cdr prayge

gusty mirage
#

lmfao

#

L M F A O

#

THUNDEROUS ROAR

#

A DOT

#

18% OF HIS DAMAGE

#

ARMS IS A BETTER SIN ROGUE THAN SIN ROGUE

#

oh my lawd

#

gonna go back to soccer videos

magic vine
#

technically its only half dot 😄

oak sky
magic vine
#

don't look up how many tom stacks he was up to

gusty mirage
#

15 casts of ignore pain

#

lol

magic vine
#

its a dps cooldown now 🙂

#

honestly they should embrace the arms changes and give everyone shit thats fun like that

zinc frost
#

IP is a dps cd now?

magic vine
#

where you're throwing away resources because its off gcd and gets you back into your real damage window faster

#

ip is off gcd, and rage spent lowers collosus smash cd

#

and during collosus smash rage spent gives you test of might stacks

zinc frost
#

Interesting

magic vine
#

so its like use ms on cooldown, overpower when you're at 2 charges, then dump rage via ww (talented to cost as much rage as possible) and t-clip (for rage and to apply rend) and IP

#

i think if you're having good haste and maybe wf you can be back into colossus smash before test of might buff wears off

#

(tom is 1% str per 10 might spent, no stack cap)

#

but even with crap gear you're getting 30%+ str pretty easy, the people with good gear is more like 40-50

thorny pond
#

first fucking button after CS is IP

#

oi vey

#

that's bananas

magic vine
#

its off gcd, v.good button

#

12 sec cd so hit it early

thorny pond
#

literally last 70sec of a fight doing 121k DPS

#

just like ok

#

can't get our warriors to get off fury

#

when they could literally solo bosses

kind talon
#

fury is better on dathea but thats it basically

#

arms juicer ST and in keyz

thorny pond
#

Been playing iron wire IC like a monkey without a banana

#

And I could’ve just rerolled

strange python
#

I was out to dinner...has Oxi already raged about the hunter and lock buffs and no sin buffs?

#

Cause I'm personally pretty fucking annoyed about it

#

When do we ping realz for buffs

prisma cypress
#

i'm afraid we are outliers in terms of survivability and so our dps must be held in check for Balance

strange python
#

That's dumb. Warlocks are tankier than we are

#

And can ignore 80% of mechanics because ranged

#

Also, they don't get near enough shit, but warrior is permanently overpowered and unbelievably easy to play

loud silo
#

bUt RoUgEs HaVe aN iMmUnE

gaunt moat
#

So do mages bet they got 5% buff 🙃

gaunt moat
loud silo
#

can never have rogues as kings

#

warlocks can be for every tier tho

#

blizz balance team

indigo epoch
#

bliz is like "what, you fuckers just got AP last week, quit bitching"

#

super neat mostly trash talent that killed KB 🙄

gaunt moat
#

@loud silo
Blizz sees this.
obvious move is to buff BM 🙂

loud silo
#

tbf we arent in a terrible position

#

but my god we rarely get love

gaunt moat
#

sin numbers are dwindeling

#

every week more specs pass sin at ST

loud silo
#

honestly just want KB to be relevant again

gaunt moat
#

even other rogue specs deal as much ST

#

and i only mention that, is because the disparagers always mention that Sin is good at ST, so it's fine.

loud silo
#

issue is that sin use to be THE st spec

gaunt moat
#

they won't commit to giving sin a good AoE
yet won't commit to sin being best ST

loud silo
#

they did take a step in the right direction with IC

#

im okay with sin not being the best at aoe providing it still has good st damage

burnt latch
#

dont think its a fair comparison to compare assa to bm

#

bm should in general do more damage than assa

#

that spec is struggling to live hard content, assa isnt

loud silo
#

this is true

#

someone sneezes in another raid and the bm takes 80% of their hp lmao

burnt latch
#

yeah I think hunter tuning has been a bit off in general

gaunt moat
#

Then give BM more survivability

prisma cypress
#

see i was only half joking

gaunt moat
#

not more damage

prisma cypress
#

we pay a survivability tax

loud silo
#

but if you give all classes survivability you would only take classes that do the most damage

#

you need the trade off

burnt latch
#

idk think its a cool concept if they make hunter the class cannon spec. They bring 0 unique utility to raid, and are very squishy overall in harder content. Would be cool if they did a fuck loads of damage as long as u can keep the class alive

#

if u give them defensives but make them do normalized damage they'd just be another elemental shaman

loud silo
#

but it does feel pretty bad to get slammed by a lot of other specs on st burst

#

then having my maintained dps be mediocre

#

probs just a player issue tbh

#

i am by no means a great player

#

good but not great

burnt latch
#

idk assa is still one of the best specs for boss damage on the hardest fight in the game

#

think theres a bit too much dooming for the spec cuz it doesnt top damage on terros

burnt latch
#

raszageth

loud silo
#

i mean

#

lots of exe damage

burnt latch
#

execute damage doesnt really matter on raszageth

#

65 to 0 damage matters

#

and assa is one of the best specs for that damage profile

loud silo
#

youre still get extra damage from 25 to 0

#

thats 50% of it

burnt latch
#

sure

loud silo
#

35*

burnt latch
#

i mean arcane mage doesnt execute and they're the best spec for 65 to 0

#

on that fight

marble hemlock
#

errrr

#

how about

#

no

loud silo
#

arent most people playing sub for raz anyway?

oak sky
#

all specs are viable but yeah

#

rn

loud silo
#

ya i know theyre all viable

gaunt moat
#

yes, rogues distribution over a week on rasz mythic:
19 sin
1 outlaw
48 sub

loud silo
#

compared to what mage specs?

oak sky
#

theres a lot of private logs too

#

and i know guy and longsocks were outlaw

loud silo
#

oh look

burnt latch
#

show me a log where assa does more boss dps 65 to 0 than arcane the top arcane mages seli

loud silo
#

83 arcane lmao

slow marsh
#

Noot vs Notter who will win

loud silo
burnt latch
#

"weLL tHey PaD oN ShieLds"?

loud silo
#

how is this me vs notter lmao

marble hemlock
balmy condor
burnt latch
loud silo
#

bit weird

#

but okay

gaunt moat
#

we're on the same page more or less 🤨

zinc frost
#

I think it was just cause you guys have similar names lol

loud silo
#

couldnt tell if it was cause i was dumb or not