#assassination
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Thank you 🙂
For lots of people is really boring
they are wrong
based
@gusty mirage golf
not really
every time i see something about MW i get interested until i remember the spin kick animation and i lose any interest
ye
monk is in dire need of a animation upgrade
dunno why its the only class that never got one
if they keep buffing every single class in the game
bosses in raid will explode in a sec
kekl
same with pandaren tbh, all races got an visual update except pandas
would you guys say that melee dps is more difficult than ranged dps?
depeens on the fight
some fights melee is harder, some fights ranged, some healer, in very rare cases even tank
there is no set "X is harder than Y"
melee is harder in m+, in raid its easier
i mean, its really a fight to fight thing
like
on one hand you have MANY raidfights that shit on melee
and then lords of dread
in raid most mechanics is done by ranged xD
you mean done by 1 ranged
I am having trouble picking my spec between Subtely and Outlaw. Which one is easier to play?
and all other ranged stand still and do dmg
or drop aoe shit in melee range cus they have shit positioning

you ask bettwen sub and outlaw in the assa channel mate 
its all different playstyles, cant say flat out 1 spec is more easy or hard
like, if you have trouble with reactive gameplay, you will think outlaw is hard
if you have trouble with setting cd's up, you will think sub is hard
if you have trouble with keeping track of dots and timers, you will think assa is hard
i mean yeha, you can say frost and outlaw are somewhat simmelar tbh
reactive gameplay
lmfao
is that the hunter version of the guy who posts "buff ret" on every single wowhead post?
azor is that u?
I bet it was oxi who wrote it haha
oxi is slowly turning into Guy
InfiniteMan is happening
the game is breaking his sanity
me and oxi will combine to become infinite man
huh
guy's a wow baby
I've seen plenty of this shit over the years
I'm used to it
yes, but your rage gives me guy vibes
I meme'd in beta that we're going to end up getting nerfed and/or everyone will get buffed ahead of us
call me Nostradamus idk
still have that one about echoing blades btw
jokes on you
I just messaged my RL and told him I'm done at the end of the tier, officially
it was about a 20% chance I come back next tier anyway
cause of my worries about real life balance with this game
see you next tier gamer
Where are the patch notes

Anything happening to rogue
saved you a read
Whos else getting buffed
Besides hunter
mistweaver
Ah so will be last after the patch
prevoker nerf, hpriest buff, restro buff, frost and blood dk buff, mw minirework and buffs iirc
and well, assa rogue pvp nerf(nobody cares) and hunter buff for some reason
hey the 14 people who still pvp care
that's not very nice

Hunters are already pumping
sure are
Let's give them more dmg
no plz they'll become insufferable
hunter players are always insufferable
sorry oxi, i will apologize to all 13 of them, (#14 is hataro)
brb rerolling hunter
Most hunters i know are pretty reasonable and normal people, actually
hataro isn't a person
so you're safe
It's definitely not an unhinged class like dh or boomkin
hunter players consistently have been some of the least racist players in na
believe it or not
nah, hunters are mostly chill, and actually do mechanics
like, bm hunters are mechanic slaves most of the time
except for some minor outliers
boomies and mages are the annoying ranged dps
I love when Hunters don't clear the debuff in m+ and expect me to run to the every fuckin time like bro run and shoot and clear ffs
just cloak and let them die
they'll learn eventually
@lament warren btw mate, looking at the majority of frost and arcane mages, yeha, they cant play shit beside fire 
Let's just stick with "hunter", seeing how we're getting close to the word filter with the other one
Sorry
All good
because nobody wants to play anything but fire
I still slip myself sometimes 😉
bc it’s the only good mage spec
like people play fire even when it’s bad
they’re close enough rn that all the good mages are playing fire
Edited it
you should get socks with the grippy bottoms then
or house slippers
smh
what would happen if you fell at your age?

does something
mod tells him its wrong and should not do it
fixes it and says he understands
@formal vale actually gigachad
actual facts
😀
Usually you get hit with "mod abuse" or some other self victimization response
Lmao
So this was very wholesome, thanks
I remember the day my grandpa died. In his dying breathe, he held my hand and whispered with a ragged voice "Grandson, I wish I was aliv a couple more weeks to see Assasination Rogue getting buffs"
Lol
Rogue
.Assassination
Vault Delvers Toolkit 2-Piece set Bonus Damage Reduced by 5% in PvP combat
next patch, mark my words 
stop gatekeeping my insults
shut up you pirate hooker
please don't make me delete this shit

you typed too fast
😠
my old hands can't keep up
Yeah sorry
sorry @gritty siren
lul boomer
whats the worst spec in all of wow
outlaw
kekw. i mean like actually worst
like which spec should you play if you enjoy playing with a handicap
nope
survival actually fucking cranks
oh
there we go
survival has really really really high st
🙂
yeah
survival outside of ST
is like
dumpster tier
like their aoe makes assassination look like fury warrior
lmao
you mean in general, or in the history of wow?
I accidentally deleted quake's message
or like, right now?
Ass rogue
After these changes
Legitimately
Hunters got 5% buffs which puts ass at bottom
Back off my mans
Nah, I’m sorry. Val will share with the homies, but ladies off limits. She’s even sus about whispyr 
That’s true, Justin Timberlake taught me this
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Fu...
it's probably not
this man is very french canadian
Block
ghost him
Next week we might win the race to bottom of the chart 😃
Old news
If you’re having fun with the spec and still able to kill bosses who cares 🤷🏻♂️
All i'm saying.. it's a very curious that BM gets a 5% buff while this:
!whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
people always argue that assassination doesn't need a buff because it's good ST
ok, why does BM need a buff?
All I'm saying is go back like an hour and a half and the discussion has already been had
let me rage on my own time
Ok
it's like they have something personal against us.
dont take balancing personally
They are trying to hold me back but they can't
I will have a strong word with bobby
you do that
Dangit Bobby
That’s my purse.. I don’t know you
I know what, i know what this is.
they're buffing other specs that are already doing okay
because sin is gonna get great stuff at 1.0.0.7

yeah yeah, that's totally it
if by great stuff you mean nothing
Hunter? The class that needs rescue and needs to change to void elf for raz?
The class that had the worst defensive in the game?
The class that has virtually no utility

New exsang in the pipeline COPIUM
yes
Hm i knew it wasnt favored but yea
I'm actually scared
whispyr actually wrote a long tweet about it that summarizes it pretty well. i enjoyed that.
It could be worse than current exsang
that's difficult to fathom
It could be anything
@neon kindle check pinned link in channel
It could even be current Exsang
Inb4 it's just exsang but doesn't affect deathmark
lol
you get Danse macabre but for sin
Would actually be good tbh
Brother?
I ain’t gonna shimmy left
don't replace one cancer with another
Do people not like DM
Exsanguinate is now a debuff that has to be refreshed every 14 seconds
that's an improvement
I just want a second stack of vanish
sure, just keep piling more debuffs you have to maintain
And for iron wire dam debuff to show up on healing done
until playing sin will be an accountant simulator
that's been assassination
Lmao gahdamn never saw that
dm is just "solve for best usage order", and it results in people playing very suboptimally trying to maximize it
its also just awful gameplay
Solve for best usage order is better than passive buff
Yndio, have you noticed the CD on exsang right now?
hitting random buttons just because you want to stack a buff like a deranged windwalker monk
At least it wnds up playing slightly different than an actual passive might
not really, because you actually just ignore it and use normal builder/finisher rules
Wonder when blizz will fix nightstalker
and it turns out thats the best way to do it
yeh
I mean that's the best case
ignoring it completely
if you had to play around it

pressing poison knife in shiv to get my guaranteed 7cp envenom and a dance macabre stack
add a typing challenge like that lost ark raid thing 😄
I just disagree pure passive talents are dogshit
its not like
every single talent should be an active
its that when your ENTIRE talent tree is passive gameplay
Dm isnt an active????
which sin is
So uh exsang gets buffed to a 2 min when?
its cringe
thanks, I hate it
Dm just slightly changes your rotation
I would rather have a thematic passive effect than a passive effect that changes my rotation in ways that make me not want to play the game
Talking about sub not sin
I feel like alt leveling this weekend. What should I fotmreroll to?
hunter
mage
dev evoker
so many options
uhdk
How do you constantly say things I wanna block you for
I dont cry when i press gloomblade once and dont sectech first global because i know its giving me a stacking buff
I like it
Idk
you now do less ST damage than 2 hunter specs
But my opinion doesnt matter anymore fortunately
how's that make you feel
your opinion matters to me
danse is almost worse than roll the bones honestly
At least you play the game whispyr
What isle is the rope in at home depot?

God i want so bad to be an assassination enjoyer
idk but I'll venmo you money if you grab me one too
isle is an island, aisle is the thing at home depot
Can we swap the names of sub and sin

the worst part of danse is that shuriken tornado does not grant you a stack
lol
So i can be a ass main
what if they were looking for an island in home depot?
checkmate
I might do this one actually. I like extensions
Agree on that

im going to play sin!!
despite it being simple, I hear its fun as fuck
No
plus a ton of utility
i will PROVE to you that sin is VIABLE™️
Give sin good Cleave/aoe
just buy a +20 carry from liquid like that one dude
sin aoe is literally fine
IS IT
whats a yipz
neat
Im gona puke
I mean people are in title range playing assassination
seems like it's pretty decent
but you need a tank who can pull around the sin rogue
so yeah
Yea but think about this one fact
have fun pugging that one
Sub is cooler
I got 2500 playing sin only, it's alright. I miss KB but I do like playing AP on fort. I'm getting used to DTB being boring, but it's fine, thinking about just biting the bullet and learning sub for the tyran weeks

imagine trying to explain to a tank
"yeah I need you to pull around me"
as a sin rogue
LMFAO
well if they're inting the chain pulling
like almost every tank in the 2700-2900 range
yes
you do
You either want chain pulls at 30+% or no chainpulls
Bolstering scarey
I mean, you don't want chainpulls on bolsterinh
Lmao
not a hunter
you do chain on bolstering
but it's usually lieutenants
nokhud you chain a ton still
nokhud I chain myself to a wall and have a friend drive their car into me
fuck that dungeon
Isn't that just the spear mechanic of the last boss?
Devoker is basically 2 know ups, an AoE disinrage, bleed dispel, rescue (which is amazing) and BL
and tbh, it's fuckign fun to play
yeah I like to RP
keeps life spicy
Pog, fellow RPer
well
preservation evoker has all 3 top cooldowns
it kinda is good now
its insane
no im not
good
don't interact with those people dekai
I took 421 ruby whelp over 421 BiS wrists and dathea trinket so I could have a pet baby dragon
yes surely i can get title when i get home at midnight
they'll drain you of what intelligence you have
u can
i know many very bad but still in title range gamers waiting to help u
whoi exclusively play at 4 am
lmao title pushers all drive uber bro
dw
they're awake
yes i want to play with them
What do you need for the title again?
top 0.1%
sacrifice your social life
and career
O man. I think I'm just going to get the portals and chill
when I get a DM from someone I was gonna push keys with "I need you to take tuesday and wednesday morning off of work"
the dungeons are so shit cringe this season i might not even get title
i have infinite time to get it
a raidspot
and i dont want to
@balmy condor
I hope you're ready for even more DMs "yo why am I doing shit on ST fights?"
rewind time dilation and caut XDDDDDDDDDD
why would he get DMs about doing shit on ST fights?
why would I need to be ready for that?
like it doesn't already happen
Another one?
Wait did we get nerfed again?

no same job
lmao bro imagine
oxi that cant be real
no it was
key words: EVEN MORE
Caut is for Devoker too, really good
push week is going quite well and I didn't plan on raiding on the Sunday, would you be able to bring someone in for me tomorrow to fill my spot?
lmfaooooooooo
why would it happen even more?
these people read wowhead
Eating sand sounds better than that
@kind talon I was like you gonna compensate me for having to reschedule a hearing?
like bro I got an actual job
the fuck you mean take off work
Bruh that doesnt even sound that bad
title is healer rng
every healer main who coasted on hpriest is now struggling to perform
(pressing healing buttons instead of dpsing is hard)
so you will just end up with a shrouded hero healer and die to 21 tyran tjs
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ok that's a bit rough
maybe 23
idk m+ is doomed
every key is
play perfectly for 40 minutes
andt hen your healer dies
@spice spire need the pushweek video
and it's bricked
MW meta is comin
the sentence i said
Just you wait
this 1
ok i have to learn sin in m+ now
no you don't
i do
there really isn't
nope
every ic!!!
No theres not
ok dont cut me off
Its giga easy now
sorry dad
fuck it
sounds like a healer problem to me
one heal?
it's push week
yeah @thorny pond thats him in his pfp as well
have you seen the video of him at a restaurant
I've heard about this
never seen it tho
Skip had it
I skipped that vid
Where'd you get this? 

OH GOD
lmfao
jpc so real for that one
my god
no because I don't care

I dont think I have
!Whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
https://www.raidbots.com/simbot/report/mYLqZfpg6gnr9vtUJXzGFk I DID IT BOIS 80k CLUB!
big
now to find a way to kill my gloves
whats best embellishment for dagger? raid
dn
whats dn?
Either is fine - bronze or fang
You good?
no I'm whispyr
Yeah ur great
yeah close enough
!whispyr
Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev
you got the idea
my bad
how do you sim depression
play ret pally
wtf...
don't think I forgot your bit on max's stream 
yeah I was very tilted
but now we get a rework 🙂
idk theres a lot of cool stuff but need context before can really tell whats gonna work well or not
generally very optimistic tho
how will it affect lebrons legacy
what about empyrean legacy huh
real
Yo what do we enchant are weapons?
nm. some guy whispered me telling me im bad for having two soph enchants
me first
nah it's too stupid of a question, I can only ask it to someone who won't make fun of me later 
they're dumb then
im not even being mean I just posted him the #1 raz rogue
has double devo
probs a warrior
I'll make fun of you the way you like
yes dad
the secret is, I make fun of everyone, so no one feels singled out
that way, everyone's equally degraded
no no, be mean to him
feel free to borrow one of my lines when guildies ask me questions:
"why don't you..."
and fill in the rest for them
"why don't you mind your own fucking business?"
works great
im too nice
hes saying "no class uses dual of the same enchant"
I said every guide and ROGU discord says too though.
Then I was like all the mythic CE raiders armorys I look at always do it..
so then you reply "and you've never used the dual hemispheres of your brain"
Hello hello, does Flaring Cowl beat every other embellishment for m+ even without the ring from the first boss of the raid ?
SIS?
Sim it Son.
Step-sis?
fellow flesh-creature
I assume that, ideally, if you could get the gear you wanted, there would be a definitive answer better than "sim it", I'm well aware that I can just sim piece by piece for immediate improvement
if ants had television, reality tv for them would probably look like attack on titan

I was seriously like did I fuck up? then I started looking at warcraft log armories and was like no no I did it right ahha
yeah
Hmmm I think you guys are all wrong and this random evoker is correct here. Definitely the play
I love how an evoker is explaining enchants to other classes
tell him to go play simon says with his rotation
I love how he's just saying things
#1 rogue does it
"WELL HES WRONG TOO"
Shit
SURELY ME, A NOBODY EVOKER IN A PUG, KNOWS BETTER THAN ALL ROGUES ON THE PLANET
now im second guessing myself again
he could secretly be the dev
I better stop a random evoker and ask him what to do
and then all of you sure look dumb af
“Oh cool spyromancer thanks for the tips man, would you like to write the rogue guys since they are all wrong?”
Not even in a PUG dude I was doing the dragon keep hoping for a spark
given their wonderful decision making on class balance, I'm not sure this gives them any superiority in making these decisions
except we know who the dev is so it can't even be that

I was chatting with another dude cause I had finished trading post
and was sporting the new mount
never listen to ANYONE that doesnt play the same class as you
new hire?
guy randoming whispers me never talked to him before
like, when somone tells you anything about rogue that doesnt play rogue, just ignore
99,99999% chance they have no idea
If realz played evoker, evoker would be cool
I had a guy ask me why I put a primalist gem in my lariat once
god bless amen
I only had 3 sockets...
well? why did you?
like where the fuck am I supposed to put it? in my ass?
ya gems are bad
maybe
yes?
kinky
shit I knew I was doing something wrong
LOLO
@jolly holly you should tell him you're using a vers phial when vers is your best stat
and then see him implode
NO VERS BAD
LOL
USE CORRUPTING RAGE
monkaShake
KILL YOURSELF FOR 100 MORE DPS
corrupting rage
bro people be wilding about phials and shit
"but its more damage" - our dh after dying on kurog 13 times
some people act like they're synonyms
yeah bro a lot of damage with your floor pov
Stand in fire - damage go higher 😏
I used corrupting rage on kurog
it was also more dmg for him to felrush during wildfire 
but we killed it
you should
you're also smarter than a DH
same guy told me he plants during wildfire on brood
SURVEY SAYS THATS A LIE
me too
I loved it so much, that when he was lying about standing still during wildfire I went gromnak on him
no thoughts, no awarnes, just adadadadadspam into felrush when its off cd
lol
why do i feel sickk watching that GIF...
y'all remember that graphic where DH's were talking about dashing at an angle versus straight through the target in order to get more auto attack uptime because you don't have to turn your camera 180
and then you see shit like that
and you're like
yeah
for sure
they're thinking about that
wdym I see him rush to the side in that gif
dh would be be interesting to play, but i don't want people thinking about me the way i think about dh
at an angle
"Me rush - me dh - me illidan's favorite"
yeah, not a thought behind those eyes though
kekw
its the DH version Off "i have 60% garrote uptime and died 2x, would my logs be better if i pool energy for envenom?"
but can't felrush backward on brood
what a time to be alive
our other DH did it just fine
how much behind is their non-crack build?
minmaxing momentum is not even 1% difference, just play momentum and dont go full idiot
just had to calculate the angle - too bad hes bad at math
think how sad we would've been without his 8% damage buff from momentum
that huge 4.46% damage to the boss
grief the guy doing 11% and the warrior during execute
for your 8% damage amp
I just died mid cooldowns on a boss in maplestory because I was laughing, it's not a good day anymore


here feel better
well that makes no sense but whatever good enough of DH
caster? almost all melee do magic dmg aswell mate lol
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
yooo - where'd you get my logs?
like, only 3specs have 0magic dmg, for all other melee their dmg is 50-80%magic dmg lol
our DK does damage
and it's actually infuriating
because his bar on pull
is so long
our dk bursts triple of whole raid
that everyone elses bar looks the same
yeah it's just PI don't worry about it
double dmg buff
he'd only do 180k w/o PI
wasn't that the excuse we were given for arcane mage being untouched?
"it just externals"
"burst dmg"
I am top for first 5 secs as sub
huge
Unholy is the new venthyr boomkin
nah, venthyr druids all just sucked
only reason no one stacks them is because none of the bosses phase on % in this raid so there's no cheese
prove me wrong
like, they had a sick opener and them died in the next 2min
so do all uhdks
also this arms warrior abomination of a rotation
atleast they dont do permanent floor pov on their 2nd cd window like venth boomies did 
our prot warrior swapped dk
but somehow we still have a prot warrior on details
who was casually doing 400k dps on broodkeeper adds

half the army of the dead cdr 
lmfao
L M F A O
THUNDEROUS ROAR
A DOT
18% OF HIS DAMAGE
ARMS IS A BETTER SIN ROGUE THAN SIN ROGUE

oh my lawd
gonna go back to soccer videos
technically its only half dot 😄
happy place 
don't look up how many tom stacks he was up to
15 casts of ignore pain
lol
its a dps cooldown now 🙂
honestly they should embrace the arms changes and give everyone shit thats fun like that
IP is a dps cd now?
where you're throwing away resources because its off gcd and gets you back into your real damage window faster
ip is off gcd, and rage spent lowers collosus smash cd
and during collosus smash rage spent gives you test of might stacks
Interesting
so its like use ms on cooldown, overpower when you're at 2 charges, then dump rage via ww (talented to cost as much rage as possible) and t-clip (for rage and to apply rend) and IP
i think if you're having good haste and maybe wf you can be back into colossus smash before test of might buff wears off
(tom is 1% str per 10 might spent, no stack cap)
but even with crap gear you're getting 30%+ str pretty easy, the people with good gear is more like 40-50
literally last 70sec of a fight doing 121k DPS
just like ok
can't get our warriors to get off fury
when they could literally solo bosses
yeah
fury is better on dathea but thats it basically
arms juicer ST and in keyz
Been playing iron wire IC like a monkey without a banana
And I could’ve just rerolled
I was out to dinner...has Oxi already raged about the hunter and lock buffs and no sin buffs?
Cause I'm personally pretty fucking annoyed about it
When do we ping realz for buffs
i'm afraid we are outliers in terms of survivability and so our dps must be held in check for Balance
That's dumb. Warlocks are tankier than we are
And can ignore 80% of mechanics because ranged
Also, they don't get near enough shit, but warrior is permanently overpowered and unbelievably easy to play
bUt RoUgEs HaVe aN iMmUnE
So do mages bet they got 5% buff 🙃
I think on this one we need to go straight to bobby
can never have rogues as kings
warlocks can be for every tier tho
blizz balance team
bliz is like "what, you fuckers just got AP last week, quit bitching"
super neat mostly trash talent that killed KB 🙄
@loud silo
Blizz sees this.
obvious move is to buff BM 🙂
copium
sin numbers are dwindeling
every week more specs pass sin at ST
honestly just want KB to be relevant again
even other rogue specs deal as much ST
and i only mention that, is because the disparagers always mention that Sin is good at ST, so it's fine.
issue is that sin use to be THE st spec
they won't commit to giving sin a good AoE
yet won't commit to sin being best ST
they did take a step in the right direction with IC
im okay with sin not being the best at aoe providing it still has good st damage
dont think its a fair comparison to compare assa to bm
bm should in general do more damage than assa
that spec is struggling to live hard content, assa isnt
yeah I think hunter tuning has been a bit off in general
Then give BM more survivability
see i was only half joking
not more damage
we pay a survivability tax
but if you give all classes survivability you would only take classes that do the most damage
you need the trade off
idk think its a cool concept if they make hunter the class cannon spec. They bring 0 unique utility to raid, and are very squishy overall in harder content. Would be cool if they did a fuck loads of damage as long as u can keep the class alive
if u give them defensives but make them do normalized damage they'd just be another elemental shaman
but it does feel pretty bad to get slammed by a lot of other specs on st burst
then having my maintained dps be mediocre
probs just a player issue tbh
i am by no means a great player
good but not great
idk assa is still one of the best specs for boss damage on the hardest fight in the game
think theres a bit too much dooming for the spec cuz it doesnt top damage on terros
which one is that
raszageth
execute damage doesnt really matter on raszageth
65 to 0 damage matters
and assa is one of the best specs for that damage profile
sure
35*
i mean arcane mage doesnt execute and they're the best spec for 65 to 0
on that fight
arent most people playing sub for raz anyway?
ya i know theyre all viable
yes, rogues distribution over a week on rasz mythic:
19 sin
1 outlaw
48 sub
compared to what mage specs?
oh look
show me a log where assa does more boss dps 65 to 0 than arcane the top arcane mages seli
83 arcane lmao
Noot vs Notter who will win
?
"weLL tHey PaD oN ShieLds"?
how is this me vs notter lmao
lemme translate that for you: "show me a log where baseline assa beats the arcane mages that get PI+BoSummer"
He’s making a poorly thought out joke about your names
u do realise summer doesnt even show on mages damage right?
we're on the same page more or less 🤨
I think it was just cause you guys have similar names lol
couldnt tell if it was cause i was dumb or not











