assassination

[vestal wren]

old news

[fathom cove]

wow

[balmy condor]

already abused

bans inc

[winter moss]

does work with reconnect as well

[balmy condor]

[nocturne current]

I have Exsang bound to left driver pedal and Deathmark to right driver medal.

[fathom cove]

already banned

[knotty schooner]

does for me, dont wanna do shift-y for vanish all the time

[balmy condor]

I mean

not quite already banned

but I would be very surprised if bans didn't come in

[loud silo]

i mean thats fair

[winter moss]

personally i have vanish on 8 and stealth on v and exsang on shift 9

[knotty schooner]

thats fucked

how

[loud silo]

hol up lemme log in

[knotty schooner]

do you reach 9

[royal lantern]

if that was the case, the number of special colors would be way lower

[balmy condor]

you reach 9 by putting it on a mouse button

[trail tree]

alt Q is combat pt and Alt 2 is healthpot basically how i ruin my hand placement

[winter moss]

^thistbh

[loud silo]

i wanna know who youre taking shots at

[winter moss]

t is for interrupt

e for kidney

q for racial

g for focus kick

[winter moss]

r for tea and 1-4 for rotation

[trail tree]

mouse 5 on interrupt gang

[royal lantern]

f interupt gang

[knotty schooner]

didnt think shiv was prio what

[royal lantern]

and r for aoe

[winter moss]

f is sbs

[spare narwhal]

Some of your keybinds are hurting my brain.

[knotty schooner]

my outlaw brain cant

[loud silo]

shiv on cd so

[royal lantern]

shiv is an rotation ability you yahtzee Pirate

[winter moss]

i mean sin has a lot of buttons

[knotty schooner]

xd

[trail tree]

i just send shiv on cooldown as assa, on outlaw i have it on shift 4 just incase i need it

[kind forge]

what is CQ ?

[trail tree]

control q

[loud silo]

alt Q for ootlul

[winter moss]

yahtzeepirate

[vestal wren]

i use these keys / modifiers

[ruby rover]

1234 builders a+1234 spenders interrupt is always q, health stone is `, x stealth, v vanish ezhfg and a+ those most other stuff

[trail tree]

i rest my hand on control basically so i just lean my fat hand on it and i press ctrl

[royal lantern]

im saying that name for outlaw for ages now

[winter moss]

still funny

[knotty schooner]

q is for aoe since its a circle

[winter moss]

fight me

[ruby rover]

Click mouse wheel for Sprint because it feels like the zoom button

[loud silo]

giga chads use spacebar for their spammer

[kind forge]

what about ^, shift+^ ?

best binds

[winter moss]

i spam spacebar

[vestal wren]

oh wait, i use this key too

[knotty schooner]

ew

[royal lantern]

1v1 at whisp bathroom in 3hours, no guns, only 1knife allowed, no kicking

[trail tree]

i used that key too, but i dont have it anymore on my shit keyboard

[nocturne current]

My bindings

[winter moss]

agreed

[loud silo]

i love that

bro wtf am i doing awake i have work in 6 hours lmao

gn gents

love you all

[normal mist]

It's my feint

[winter moss]

gn nootnoot

feint is on shift 2

[trail tree]

gn

shift 1 feint gang

[winter moss]

where all feints should be

[royal lantern]

shift2 here

shift 1 is evasion

[trail tree]

shift r is evasion for me

my old binds, when i had a normal adult sized keyboard, were feint f1, evasion f3 and vanish f2 lol

[jade abyss]

This is a real vanish

[knotty schooner]

how is shiv rotation its 25s cd

[outer cairn]

Finally get to go home and actually maybe play tonight!

[knotty schooner]

what is this spec

[outer cairn]

For DtB you send both and then it’s on CD. Have 1 charge for DM

[knotty schooner]

what is DtB

[trail tree]

we dont have 2 shiv anymore though

[knotty schooner]

whats dm

[trail tree]

afaik

[outer cairn]

NO!

[trail tree]

dtb = dragon tempered blades
DM = deathmark

dtb= good talent
dm = full send 2min cd

[outer cairn]

Dragon Temp Blade = 2 lethal and 2 non lethal poisons

Well if only 1 charge we’d use it probably right after DM, Envenom then still use it on CD

[trail tree]

i just want exsang removed and kingsbane revived

then life would be golden

[outer cairn]

Lol. I don’t mind Exsang. KB with Double shiv ain’t bad to handle.

[trail tree]

i just dont like exsang and kb just sucks now so its not fun

looking at my boy every day wishing it was at least only a slight dps loss

[knotty schooner]

waaait

[drifting light]

Kb build was the most fun... So many buttons to press, such a big opener as well

[knotty schooner]

this spec, doesnt ambush spam?

[drifting light]

Loved it

[outer cairn]

No.

[balmy condor]

unless you count rng blindside

[trail tree]

goated talent though for real

[knotty schooner]

im such a pirate andy god

[outer cairn]

Yeah. If you get a lot of BS procs, which increase at a certain % then you’ll get plenty of free Ambushes

Sin is honestly really simple to play if you’ve never played. Just look at the DtB raid build, follow the opener, then just maintain bleeds really and use your CDs.

You need two daggers though for Mutilate

[drifting light]

With dtb assa becomes the most braindead spec to play imo but oh well, whats new

[royal lantern]

you had 1more button

like common

you guys act as if dtb and kb is a giga difference

it was 1button you slammed on cd every 1min and then changed nothing

[drifting light]

I mean yea, but its more of a cooldown management thingy, now you just throw everything on cd

[knotty schooner]

im set

[outer cairn]

What are you talking about? With DtB I have to spam my poison button 4 times instead of 2

[royal lantern]

ypu litearlly changed NOTHING except not using shiv on cd lol

[outer cairn]

[royal lantern]

wich is arguably more easy

[drifting light]

Yea, opener was simpler, every cd was simpler with kb

You win

[royal lantern]

yeha sorry to burst that bubble that KB was some weird gigabrain 20000IQ ability

[trail tree]

it just feels fun

[royal lantern]

when it was just "use on cd, have 2charges shiv"

[drifting light]

Nah, just dtb is braindead and boring

[royal lantern]

its litearlly no gameplay difference overall

[outer cairn]

It really isn’t. Except making sure envenom is rolling, shiv, kb, shiv again to cover the duration.

[royal lantern]

you didnt change anything in your rotation, there was no different Priority, its just "use kb, use shiv with it" and then do what you always do

like man, i also like KB, but reading "omg spec without kb is so braindead easy" is like....what the hell?

even the opener is the same, you just put kingsbane bettwen envenom and shiv

[knotty schooner]

my small pirate brain cannot play this spec well

[outer cairn]

Lol.

[sonic spindle]

I feel like it’s a weird argument to say nothing changes but then have to list what changes right after

[royal lantern]

because nothing in your gameplay did change

you got 1more button, you use it on cd, thats it

like, exsang is a rotation changer cus we actually play around exsang, you need to adjust when its about to come up etc ...

kb was really just "press it every 1min and then keep doing what you allready do all the time"

[sonic spindle]

Yea and exsang is yucky

Being able to slide something into our rotation that doesn’t interrupt it is preferable to some people than completely passive or disruptive talents.

[drifting light]

Still think lining up for kb without wasting anything is less simple than dumping everything on cd but whatever, guess i should have kept that to myself

[royal lantern]

yeha, i give up

now i know how whisp feels

[drifting light]

Yea i just care about logs too much mb

[lament warren]

it is less simple

you are not wrong

tryan is being difficult as a bit

[cunning nest]

Does some1 know why recommendation since the patch went from elemental chaos phial to the vers one? I feel like nothing changed scaling-wise

[royal lantern]

it was always vers

and scaling doesnt exist

[rapid prism]

whats better on weps. buzzing rune or whetstone?

[thorny pond]

Buzz

[cunning nest]

on wowhead it was elemental chaos until the patch drop

[cunning nest]

is this a troll? ^^'

[static glacier]

iirc EC sims higher

but is inconsistent

compared to vers

[balmy condor]

No, scaling is actually just a meme

Scaling ain’t really a thing

[balmy condor]

Ele Chaos and Tepid vers are basically equal, so people kept asking why ele Chaos when Vers is cheaper, so I swapped it to vers

[dark token]

Also vers gives dmg reduc

So it's just bis phial

[balmy condor]

Yeah, a full like

0.06% damage reduction

[dark token]

Thats more than master poisoner

[frigid pilot]

imagine thinkin running KB makes you some gigabrain scientist

relax lil bro its 1 more button

[balmy condor]

Sin rogues love pretending the spec is 619473901 IQ

It is what it is

[dark token]

It's not hard

[frigid pilot]

just like the "boss dmg"

[dark token]

Just annoying

[frigid pilot]

try playing arcane and report back

[subtle tundra]

b-but

i am smart

[balmy condor]

Overcomplicating Assassination is a very normal thing to do as an assassination rogue

[subtle tundra]

uhgmmgm btw you have to hold envenom to use in pandemic with envenom buff and ep buff

to also pool for next

and uhmmhmhm

use shiv when you have envenom buff up

and

sbs

when you

yeaa

[frigid pilot]

sin makes me sad when ur on kurog and u look at details and realize ur 13th

[royal lantern]

eh, they are equal overall, elemental is a proc ,vers is Always up, so vers is better imo

[royal lantern]

something something pooling something something max EP uptime something something max envenom uptime

[dark token]

Outlaw makes me sad when ur on kurog and look at details and ur 1st

[balmy condor]

If I have 3 seconds left on rupture but it’s exsanguinated and shiv is coming up and I have 6 seconds on Deathmark and 3 cp but my 4th cp is animacharged do I shiv to get the 4th risking a seal fate proc in order to refresh rupture with a 7cp rupture or do I mutilate and then envenom to finish, letting the rupture tick fully before using shiv afterwards

[dark token]

But ur playing outlaw

So that's

[subtle tundra]

you become alcoholic

[royal lantern]

yes

[frigid pilot]

is this coming on the quiz?

[balmy condor]

Yeah pop quiz

[subtle tundra]

i know the answer

its within margin, loser

[balmy condor]

Puzzle box is 3 minutes, exsanguinate is 3 minutes

Deathmark is 2 minutes

If the fight length is 5:15

[frigid pilot]

😮

[balmy condor]

Calculate the mass of the sun

[subtle tundra]

you dont play puzzlebox and you dont play exsang

i did that

[royal lantern]

are there cool pictures in the quiz? we cant read afterall

[frigid pilot]

plot twist, ur on an aoe fight and ur team needs add dmg

[balmy condor]

Not sure if you should be talking about what you did buddy

[royal lantern]

exsang a single add

[subtle tundra]

tf did i do

[royal lantern]

you used a 3min cd for the adds

[subtle tundra]

you bozo

[dark token]

This is when sin 1 trick recieves bench

[subtle tundra]

am i unaware of my situation

[balmy condor]

You played sin m+

[subtle tundra]

i did 1 key

2 nights ago

[frigid pilot]

its arcane mage time boys

[balmy condor]

More than me

[wicked valve]

Sin in spiteful week makes me sad. Tanks go zoom zoom, spiteful go boom boom. Not stealth = no damage.

[spice spire]

[gray crest]

I had to tell my tank to wait for one spiteful to die before he pulled and that was the moment he realized I was playing sin

[real notch]

How’s everybody getting the 2 adds that spawn on you in heroic Raz since kick has a 15 second CD

[royal lantern]

kidney/gouge/blind

(gouge is a bit shiy)

[wary ice]

i just hold kick for the 2nd, my groups generally spamming mass removal on that

but if i have to get two its kick ->blind usually

kick->belf if things are somehow up to me

[royal lantern]

but then you play belf

[wary ice]

nodders

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-puke-ugh-gif-25512927

[real notch]

Okay so they do work, awesome, thanks guys!

[hollow dirge]

While true, we can still sustain nice amounts of dmg as long as there is enough targets. So if chain pulling decent amount of mobs, it can still work well. Lose empowered garrotes, win non stop energy regen, and tons of finishers.

[spice spire]

Bdk actually busted for sparks

[hollow dirge]

Not nearly perfect, but still fun

[royal lantern]

its bdk man

my fav tanks

[spice spire]

Gorefiends plus sleet plus grip plus normal kick

[balmy condor]

A nice relaxing shower at 6:30 in the morning

Super chill

[gusty mirage]

Need me to get your back?

[balmy condor]

And my front

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

[drifting cloud]

[balmy condor]

(I am incapable of washing myself)

[gusty mirage]

Jealousy is ugly on you

[drifting cloud]

[gusty mirage]

I can wash your back too Ryler dw

[spice spire]

Most average wow gamer

[cunning nest]

thank you for that ❤️

because the defensive side of things where mentioned; vers phial is almost 2% less dmg taken (which is okay), while ele just has 5% less dmg taken on one buff, while +10% movementspeed as utility on another one. Overall to low to decide because of that. I took ele until now, but I think I switch to vers for cheaper price and less RNG

[balmy condor]

Yeh

[flint ridge]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[balmy condor]

I don’t think the difference

Is noticeable even a little bit

They perform exactly the same

[gusty mirage]

My deciding factor was seeing ele chaos costing 5 times as much

[frigid pilot]

How come

[gusty mirage]

I prefer ele chaos but I’m not paying 5x the price

[balmy condor]

Cause I’m a fat American

[gusty mirage]

For like .7% dps

[balmy condor]

That’s actually crazy high

[gusty mirage]

It’s a recession

[balmy condor]

I can’t get them to sim out of margin for me

[gusty mirage]

I haven’t simmed them in ages

I just swapped because ele chaos were expensive af

Actually it may have been corrupting rage that was .7% better than ele chaos

I can’t remember

We had a hunter using it on Kurog prog btw

A hunter

[cunning nest]

Rank 2 is okay, rank 3 is insane xD

[gray crest]

I thought it was terros prog

[gusty mirage]

Was it terros

Idr

Roujin you want in buddy?

I went gromnak on mio last night

[gray crest]

Ngl... I hope I'm not put in this week so I can try to find a mythic eranog pug and roll for the ring

[gusty mirage]

Traitor

[balmy condor]

Yeah, makes sense though

Kurog uptime on corrupting rage is GIGA free

[gusty mirage]

It was terros

He kept dying

[balmy condor]

You have 100% uptime on it for fire and earth phase

Oh

[gray crest]

My rings are 405 rn. Getting a 421 would be nice, plus the 2k for the cowl

[balmy condor]

Terros yeah no clue dudes an idiot

[gusty mirage]

Is the signet any good for sub?

[thorn fjord]

Torch is so OP when your group is constantly dying.... Had 9 recasts on Sennarth Tuesday LOL

[gusty mirage]

The Melandrus ring that is

[gray crest]

Not really

[balmy condor]

The Melandrussy

[gusty mirage]

Is anything good for sub?

[gray crest]

Very niche and I can just roll full mastery and crit and do good aoe

[gusty mirage]

Like a rotation that makes sense?

[balmy condor]

Uninstalling, stealthi, and sectec

[thorn fjord]

@gusty mirage we hit enrage timer twice tuesday night on kurog with me playing OL... Swapped to SIN, topped boss dmg and we killed it 💪

[balmy condor]

In that Order

[thorn fjord]

Are you proud of me dad?

[gusty mirage]

Yes

Now enjoy dathea

And the want to commit sudoku

Best boss ever invented

[thorn fjord]

RL thinks Dathea will be a 2 day boss lol

[balmy condor]

Still better than painsmith

[gusty mirage]

Dathea should be a 2 day boss

Key word is should

[thorn fjord]

That DH Inting you last night had me giggling

[gray crest]

You honestly could probably roll sub for broodkeeper and do pretty good rn oxi, you have the stats for it

[gusty mirage]

But you’re spending 30 pulls waiting for people to figure shit out

[balmy condor]

Brother

[gusty mirage]

Yeah my haste mastery pieces are insanely good for sub

[thorn fjord]

Oxi's problem is getting killed by others in his group 😛

[gusty mirage]

I was considering it

Because I’m bored as fuck on brood

[balmy condor]

No shot

[toxic burrow]

BTW, thank you guys for giving me the courage to absolutely ignore my RL for H Dathea assignments. Not a word went out about me not going on the platform, and I got to just chill out, drink some tea and focus the boss. As the Pantheon intended.

[balmy condor]

Amen

[gusty mirage]

Like broodkeeper is so fucking boring

[gray crest]

Good as in do better than the other rogue

[thorn fjord]

I wouldnt want to play Sub on brood

[gusty mirage]

I already do

[flint ridge]

holy shit yesterday i too never went to playtform on dathea HAHA

[gusty mirage]

We do similar overall when he’s on the adds

[balmy condor]

Like 99% of sin rogues

The 1% is oxi going full tilt

[gray crest]

Ik I saw the logs, and what buttons he was pressing

[flint ridge]

kekw

[thorn fjord]

IC TECH

[spice spire]

That’s gonna be me too

[gusty mirage]

Nah full tilt was last night

[flint ridge]

i miss kingsbane on rasz h reclears 😦

[gusty mirage]

Waiting on rum to get the clip @gray crest

[thorn fjord]

Should i post what you sent me LOL

[gusty mirage]

The gif?

[thorn fjord]

yee

[gusty mirage]

Or the message I got from our RL

[thorn fjord]

the Gif

lolol

[gusty mirage]

Yeah

Go for it

[gray crest]

The macro for sec tec

That's gold

[gusty mirage]

Apparently that was a meme

I asked stealthi to look at the logs

It wasn’t great

That’s for sure

But he did better last night

Our issue was a certain DH who loved dashing on everyone during wildfire

For his 8% damage amp while doing tank damage to the boss

[frigid pilot]

84k sim gang?

[balmy condor]

[gusty mirage]

I had a real infiniteman moment

[gray crest]

He's like 20k under everyone in the add group, except for one person

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

We have an issue with someone (not going to say who) dashing into frontals and stunning everyone

[thorn fjord]

Bro it’s mad funny tbh dude looks drunk

[gray crest]

I already know who it is

[gusty mirage]

If you get stunned during dance it’s ggs

[gray crest]

You don't have to tell me who

[spice spire]

The video save

[gusty mirage]

You know I was holding my composure

[thorn fjord]

I would have snapped

[gusty mirage]

But kittenz clipped that and sent it to me

And this guy started making excuses

And I just lost it

So I had that on my 2nd monitor

Seething

And then he opened his mouth

[thorn fjord]

Was that happening consistently on a ton of pulls

[gusty mirage]

Then halfway through my foreverman moment, he told me to “calm down”

[gusty mirage]

The last pull of the night he was legit running laps around the boss

Lil Usain Bolt had to maintain momentum

[balmy condor]

Whatcha maintainin bud?

[spice spire]

His ass cannot play momentum on diurna

[thorn fjord]

Oxis rage

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

I mean idgaf what he plays

Just stop dashing on me and the only healer healing me

If tiny dies I’m just dead

[thorn fjord]

He got the arms war too lol

[spice spire]

At a certain point it’s a skill issue

[gusty mirage]

Yes, Justin was very unhappy as well

[spice spire]

Elgoblinoo

[gusty mirage]

@nocturne lagoon

[gray crest]

The Chad

[gusty mirage]

Yeah 80% of his damage is thunderous roar, cleave and whirlwind

CHAD

I looked at his damage breakdown and just laughed

[gray crest]

I saw watch him on anduin last tier leap to soak a puddle that wasn't being soaked and then charge back into the boss.

[gusty mirage]

Casual 400k dps

Nerf rogue tho

[thorn fjord]

How does y’all’s ench usually do?

[gusty mirage]

I am not allowed to comment on such things publicly

[thorn fjord]

Damn yours too eh?

Feelsbad

[spice spire]

Oxi is on one today

Holy

[gusty mirage]

@gray crest

[spice spire]

Uh

What is that name?

Brother you good?

[gusty mirage]

Yeah .gg/semen

It’s right there

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

???

[balmy condor]

It’s from El Palacio del Semen

I don’t MakeTheRules MakeItQuake

[gusty mirage]

Isn’t that where @bleak sky lives?

[thorn fjord]

We have a place called palacio de Los jugos

[gusty mirage]

Imma need some translations man

Wtf

[balmy condor]

Bala Bala (x24)

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bala-crazy-gif-20112785

God what a banger of a song

[subtle tundra]

rrr?

[bleak sky]

why are you pinging me in this cursed channel

[gusty mirage]

Because your kind terrorized me on broodkeeper last night

[bleak sky]

god dammit wrong one

[subtle tundra]

ok dud

[frigid pilot]

yo why is sennarth so aids to parse on

holy fuck

[balmy condor]

Is it

[frigid pilot]

felt like i played FLAWLESSLY

[subtle tundra]

skill

[balmy condor]

[subtle tundra]

isue

[subtle tundra]

where's the 99 bud

[balmy condor]

Romania, I’m on the way

[frigid pilot]

howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[balmy condor]

Idk I just hit boss

[bleak sky]

play better

?

[gusty mirage]

How do you not shadowstep early during the blow back and die like Kirby? Asking for a friend

I don’t think I’ve lived one kill

[balmy condor]

Sennarth easiest parse this tier imo

[royal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-falling-fall-falling-off-cliff-kirby-falls-into-the-abyss-gif-21973564

[subtle tundra]

my logs are shit anyways

[balmy condor]

Like

[subtle tundra]

i shouldnt type

[royal lantern]

council as assa, cus nobody plays it

[balmy condor]

I play bad? 96

HUH?

[thorn crater]

!whispyr

[prisma monolith]

Whispyr's Simulation Spreadsheet: https://tinyurl.com/292m89ev

[balmy condor]

I miss an exsang cast, 94

[slim hamlet]

Wait huh

[gusty mirage]

Was it the daps tech of “garroting the first add”?

[royal lantern]

i got a 82 on my first senarth kill

a tank died in the last phase and i was weebed for 30sec

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

and still a 82

[slim hamlet]

That's not a ton of dmg for 95 parses

[frigid pilot]

wtf

[royal lantern]

[balmy condor]

I exsanged a deathmark for that 98

Like

[gusty mirage]

Based

[balmy condor]

Sennarth so incredibly free to parse

[subtle tundra]

i uh

[frigid pilot]

bruh i did 2 exsangs 3 DM

[royal lantern]

30sec no uptime with cds up during execute=82

[subtle tundra]

dont even have box

[gusty mirage]

Best I can do is a 64, sorry

[balmy condor]

Yeah it’s silly

[gusty mirage]

I’ll try to live tho

Maybe that’ll help

[feral rivet]

agreed definitely, i had the full web stun duration last sennarth in last phase, 96

[balmy condor]

Stop dying nooblord, one heal?

[subtle tundra]

god sub gamer though

[gusty mirage]

I cannot

[bleak sky]

missing shiv casts, not generating more efficiently with FoK, low SBS usage, missing ER casts

flawless gameplay

[gusty mirage]

It’s a right of passage with me on sennarth

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

Average softcore trade league player

[gusty mirage]

I must sacrifice myself for us to kill the boss

[subtle tundra]

oxi when's next league

[gusty mirage]

I think March

[subtle tundra]

hopefully tarkov addiction is over by then

[balmy condor]

Back in March?

[spice spire]

Fuck

You beat me to it

[gusty mirage]

Got em

[subtle tundra]

i skipped this league

[gusty mirage]

I did not

[balmy condor]

I’m on mobile kiddo what’s your excuse

[gusty mirage]

@bleak sky blood pissing self wants to private league lol

[spice spire]

Same

[gusty mirage]

He wants to PAY money

[balmy condor]

Nice

[bleak sky]

poor?

[gusty mirage]

To play poe

Have you seen the fucking options? @bleak sky

[balmy condor]

Didn’t your country just go through like a historic recession and one of the darkest times in political history

[gusty mirage]

Why would I pay $100 to give mobs phys converted to extra cold damage

[bleak sky]

path of exile (winner) > wow (second best) > commit sewer > play diablo

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

Maplestory >> all

[bleak sky]

you don't need to add difficulty mods you bozo

[bleak sky]

yes and

[gusty mirage]

Okay but what’s the point of playing a private league

Just play ssf

Lmao

[bleak sky]

group self found

[gusty mirage]

WOW

SO FUN

[balmy condor]

Couldn’t you just do that in trade

By like

[bleak sky]

eat cum and die

[balmy condor]

Not trading

[bleak sky]

temptation

[gusty mirage]

2 people who enjoy mapping, and one guy who can’t play a build for more than 2 days

Sounds fun

[balmy condor]

Bring jez

[subtle tundra]

wowie

im bad at the game

couldnt do ssf if i wanted to

[frigid pilot]

ah

u lil bish

@balmy condor

u got 4 dms

and 3 exsangs

ur kill is 20 sec later than mine

[gusty mirage]

2 people who enjoy mapping, one person who enjoys trading and can’t so she’ll sit afk in her hideout pretending she can, and minalba who’ll change builds every 48 hours

[frigid pilot]

fuck sin

[balmy condor]

Ssf is the same as the normal game except you’re playing on 0.1x speed

[frigid pilot]

and fuck killtimes

[bleak sky]

yeah those 20 sec really made up for the 15k dps difference

[balmy condor]

Mad

[bleak sky]

it's for sure not the FoK when you have 5 spiders around you

or the SBS

or the shiv casts

[frigid pilot]

2 mill extra

[bleak sky]

or the ER casts

[frigid pilot]

take

outlaw guy

[gusty mirage]

Your small spiders live for more than 2s???

[bleak sky]

enough to fok them

[balmy condor]

Restrict my kill to your time

[subtle tundra]

do small spiders count on wlogs?

[balmy condor]

How much is damage diff

[gusty mirage]

Our small spiders are never in melee because starfall exists

So our boomkin ends up face tanking them

[balmy condor]

Sennarth has small spiders?

[gusty mirage]

Apparently

[frigid pilot]

3mil

[gusty mirage]

That’s what pissesbloodalba said

[balmy condor]

In dps pls

3 mil means nothing to me

[bleak sky]

just 3 mil / 6:25 jeez you lazy fuck

[frigid pilot]

8k

[balmy condor]

Yeah let me just do 3,000,000/385 in my head real quick

[bleak sky]

about 8k

easy

[balmy condor]

Okay so skill gapped i guess

[subtle tundra]

next time

play better

dawg

[ebon notch]

@balmy condor what dps did you do on sennarth

[balmy condor]

Skill gapped, time gapped, plus I seduced your dad

[balmy condor]

Scroll up

[ebon notch]

i cant

[gusty mirage]

It’s daps

He has no situational awareness

[subtle tundra]

i fuck you mom then your dad so your mom would get jealous

[bleak sky]

and you had blessing of summer

[balmy condor]

My parents are divorced and don’t talk to each other

[subtle tundra]

unluck

[balmy condor]

What

[subtle tundra]

i will find your mom's bf and your dad's gf

[bleak sky]

not you, him

[gusty mirage]

I’ll just fuck your dad and become your new stepfather how about that one buddy

[balmy condor]

Oh

[spice spire]

I’d say I’d bang your moms but then oxi’s dad would be jealous

[subtle tundra]

ok papa

[frigid pilot]

is this #Codchat rn?

[frigid pilot]

pls no racismo

[ebon notch]

heres mine

[balmy condor]

Damn

Didn’t ask

[frigid pilot]

who

[balmy condor]

Thanks for stopping by though daps

[ebon notch]

yeah cause you're taking the L

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

Always a pleasure

[ebon notch]

then the D

[gusty mirage]

What

[ebon notch]

what

[gusty mirage]

Like what

[balmy condor]

Like what made you think anyone cared

[ebon notch]

i probably got pi i dont remember

[subtle tundra]

whats the mystical creature that asked

[gusty mirage]

[bleak sky]

daps wanted to flaunt his massive 423 ilvl cock

[frigid pilot]

fuck PI

[ebon notch]

chill out lmao

[frigid pilot]

ruined the GAME

there's no PI in valorant

[bleak sky]

[ebon notch]

ill contribute only 0 parses next time yeah?

[balmy condor]

No, just slurs

[frigid pilot]

thats cod

[gusty mirage]

Thanks I could use the help

Appreciate you

[frigid pilot]

valo is just egirls

[balmy condor]

Those egirls vicious

[gusty mirage]

What about fem catboys?

Any of those?

[balmy condor]

I have been called some vile shit when I’m just chillin in silver lobbies with the homies

[frigid pilot]

legit half the games some silver egirl getting carried by a thirsty dude and then she adds u cus u clutched up

[bleak sky]

those are in maplestory

[frigid pilot]

rinse repeat

[ebon notch]

are there male catboys?

arent they all fem

or is it masc

idek

[balmy condor]

One of the characters tutorial stories actually receives cat ears as a gift and he puts them on

[gusty mirage]

Me neither brother

But I’m a boomer in a zoomer world

What’s your excuse

[frigid pilot]

legit riot pandering to furries

[balmy condor]

@bleak sky

[bleak sky]

and a tail

[gusty mirage]

You hold it in place using your butt

[bleak sky]

[gusty mirage]

Monchaos

[royal lantern]

me_irl

[balmy condor]

[bleak sky]

[balmy condor]

Real

[indigo epoch]

Had to check a couple times to make sure i was in the right channel

Yall got issues.

[royal lantern]

its MY mental issue, and I chose the coping mechanism

[frigid pilot]

outlaw discussing 4% bodyfat and how many bitches they bang

sin posting furry dating sims on steam

[random fossil]

sign me up

[frigid pilot]

@balmy condor

[gusty mirage]

Biggest understatement in the history of this planet

[balmy condor]

Maplestory isn’t a furry dating sim it’s a respectable and engaging mmo experience

[forest garden]

Meanwhile those nerds in Sub are actually talking about the game

[dawn haven]

whoa

;-;

[gusty mirage]

Fucking losers

[balmy condor]

Shiv on cooldown

[dawn haven]

[gray crest]

[dawn haven]

I like doing M+ how bout you guys?

[hardy dagger]

Wdym sub best spec cause it's higher on overall statistics

[dawn haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1018027546622832700.gif?size=56&quality=lossless

Bro someone asked JPC about Sin in keys yesterday and his reply was "Nice joke"

[balmy condor]

Sub best spec because all the outlaw OTP’s are rerolling to it after a nerf that didn’t actually nerf them

[frigid pilot]

mage discord has emotes disabled

[dawn haven]

Just wait until they find out Sub only does aoe damage

[frigid pilot]

fucking WILD

so boring without

[frigid pilot]

the rotation is ass now

having to SS 2 times after a pistol shot is 🤮

[balmy condor]

I’m sure it is bud

That sounds awful

Really hate that for you

[frigid pilot]

whispyr prayin on outlaw's downfall since Jan 2023

[dawn haven]

[balmy condor]

It’s been much longer than that

[royal lantern]

based

[balmy condor]

When did 7.0 launch?

I’ve been praying for the downfall since then

[dawn haven]

Whispyr's first words were literally "Sub" and "Sin", he didn't say Outlaw until the burning hatred set in.

[balmy condor]

My first word was actually “kochen”

[dawn haven]

[balmy condor]

We were driving past an industrial area and I looked out the window at the smoke coming out

And looked at my mom

And said “kochen?”

[royal lantern]

Nein bei mir

😄

[frigid pilot]

almost as many sin rogues as fire mages

[balmy condor]

Thank god kingsbane isn’t playable, could you imagine playing Assassination in 2023

[royal lantern]

when i was little and started speaking and stuff, i asked my big brother if those where cloud factory's

[balmy condor]

Based

People always like why does Assassination channel turn to off topic

Cause there ain’t a mother fucker who wants to play this shit bro

[frigid pilot]

LOOOOOOOOOOl

[dawn haven]

[balmy condor]

It’s just sub rogue but equal on single target and worse at everything that isn’t 2 target

Pog

[frigid pilot]

but high end sim is 3k more

for sin, no?

92k vbs 88.9

[balmy condor]

Yeah but who gives a fuck about a 3k difference on a spreadsheet

[frigid pilot]

[trail tree]

people who pretend to know they can read spreadsheets usually

[gusty mirage]

you just don't get it

[dawn haven]

Half the playerbase bro kekW

They see the big number and go "oooh, shiny"

[gusty mirage]

they have to press another button now

before dispatch

[balmy condor]

Frost sims like 10k higher, who’s playing frost right no

[gusty mirage]

[balmy condor]

Not a soul

[trail tree]

data extrapolation isnt a common skill to have

[dawn haven]

;-; so tru

[trail tree]

actually my guild has 1 frost mage now

not because they think its better

but because they literally cant play arcane

without foaming at the mouth

[gusty mirage]

that's because your mage is a baby back bitch

"FROST IS A MEME"

[dawn haven]

Literally same

[frigid pilot]

I learned arcane in half a day

[gray crest]

Our mage plays frost sometimes

[frigid pilot]

its just dumb mufukas

[balmy condor]

Frost simming 100k in single target and rogues out here fighting over which 90k sim is higher

[trail tree]

the other mage plays fire now in my guild, because they cant learn acane properly

[gusty mirage]

nice filter hit mr. slicktrick

[trail tree]

the true rogue way

[gusty mirage]

first one in here in like a month and a half

and unsurprisingly

it came from you

[frigid pilot]

they kept buffing frost cus too many room temp IQ mages couldnt handle the complexity of arcane

[gray crest]

He saying some gamer words

[gusty mirage]

"complexity" of arcane

lmao

wow players are hilarious

everyone pretending they need a doctorate to play a spec

[trail tree]

[gusty mirage]

lmao

[trail tree]

i mean if people complain that much about arcane, just dont play it

[bleak sky]

count to 4

[gusty mirage]

LOOK AT THOSE COMPLEX CONDITIONS

WOW

[frigid pilot]

thats misrepresentation

[royal lantern]

its like the "OMG SHADOWPRIEST IS SO COMPLICATED LOOK AT THE WOWHEAD GUIDE" thing

[royal lantern]

no, its just a bad writen guide lol

[trail tree]

see i wont even try and read that

not because arcane is or isn't complex

but because i cant read

[gusty mirage]

evo -> timewarm -> orb -> rune of power ->

[frigid pilot]

most sin rogues cant

[gusty mirage]

missle if 2 stacks of clearcasting

like idk

you're pretending it requires some big brain

[trail tree]

i play rogue, reading isnt a skill i learnt

[gusty mirage]

that rotation takes like 2 minutes to learn on a dummy

[frigid pilot]

arcane is the most complex spec in the game, point blank period

[gusty mirage]

yeah

looks super complex

there's a lot of words

with a lot of ors

holy shit idk how people manage to play it

they must have really high IQs

[vestal wren]

i can make subtlety also look like the arcane writeup

probably even worse

[gusty mirage]

"Cast arcane blast as filler"

lmao

[trail tree]

and i wouldnt read that either because we as sin players can't read

[gusty mirage]

WOW

INSANE

[trail tree]

i have to have TTS on to figure out what is being said here

[gusty mirage]

arcane mage presses buttons with a bunch of conditions on them

so it's just super complex

you know

you just don't get it

[trail tree]

yeah too difficult man

[gusty mirage]

just like you don't get it that outlaw is RUINED

they have to press 1 more global before dispatch

delete the spec and start over

smh

[trail tree]

true man

outlaw, shit spec delete it forever now

[dawn haven]

[trail tree]

perfect spec, bm hunter

[vestal wren]

just writing down the dance sequence is 12+ points

just saying

[gusty mirage]

nah nah

go dev evoker

[thorn fjord]

We need pictures tho

[gusty mirage]

it's legit 3 buttons

[trail tree]

fr? i havent even touched evoker at all

[gusty mirage]

lemme get you our evoker's casts real quick

[trail tree]

[dreamy gull]

Are icy veins wow guides actually good
The ones for hots and diablo suck

[gusty mirage]

WOW

[trail tree]

damn that looks so complex and difficult

how do they do it?!?!?

[vestal wren]

simple is good

[gusty mirage]

yeah idk how they figured it out tbh

[vestal wren]

it allows more ppl to play it

[gusty mirage]

one of those casts is hover btw

LOL

[little light]

but people think they are smarter if they play something that is unnecesarily convoluted

[trail tree]

hover for dps gain

[little light]

xD

[gusty mirage]

yeah

it's legit just a dick measuring contest of how complex your spec is

when in reality

with like 5-10 minutes and a good spotify/youtube playlist

you can play any spec in the game with decent success

[trail tree]

well i mean dev evoker is now CLEARLY the hardest spec in the game

without a shadow of a doubt

[dreamy gull]

The highest skill spec is the one I currently main

[trail tree]

[gusty mirage]

people freaked out because assassination had like 3 more buttons in DF

like legit malding about it

"THIS IS TOO COMPLEX"

like what

[gray crest]

Gotta make a class guide that goes so in depth like the arcane guide that it tells you what neuros in your brain to fire

[gusty mirage]

it's the same shit you just push bonespiker and tea now

[winter moss]

oxi calm down

[gusty mirage]

I can't, every time I see you I just act up maccie

[winter moss]

people also complained when sin had to few buttons

[gusty mirage]

people just gonna bitch about anything and everything

it is what it is

[winter moss]

yep

[trail tree]

sin needs 20 buttons

so i stay awake when playing

[gusty mirage]

like idk how to answer half of the questions people have

[leaden belfry]

that evoker cast sequence isn't even correct smh

[gusty mirage]

to be honest

[gusty mirage]

still parsed an 86 apparently

[little light]

I have a fix if your spec has too few buttons= you put the same skill in different hotkeys and the rule is you have to alternate, ez complex fix

[gusty mirage]

people ask for the most specific situation that's in the grayest of areas

and I just wanna be like bro idk what I'm doing I just press my buttons

[trail tree]

i feel that to my core

[little light]

tbf sometimes it feels good to play something like Arms warrior and just vibe

[gusty mirage]

our arms warrior was getting chain stunned on broodkeeper prog

[gusty mirage]

and still did 400k dps

????

[little light]

🤣

[gusty mirage]

who the fuck buffed that spec

meanwhile I'm chasing the boss around dodging lasers

to do 80k

like nice

very fun boss

I want on add group

[gray crest]

Just play sub

[royal lantern]

wish fullfilled, you play IC CT on broodkeeper now

[gray crest]

Actually you don't even need to

[gusty mirage]

not allowed

I'm stuck to boss

that's my fate

[trail tree]

i prefer being stuck to boss

no need to think just

press buttons

[gray crest]

Just run over there one pull and do more than 140k and you're good

[little light]

boss duty you can even zoom in and just play in first person

goals

[rapid forum]

I did 1 broodkeper as outlaw on adds and 1 as assa no boss. Playing assa and sticking on boss is so much more relaxed and enjoyable

[trail tree]

do some real immersive RPG elements

first person sin rogue pov

hit egg mommy the entire time

[gusty mirage]

I just snap at our DH

it keeps me awake

[gray crest]

He's doing it to keep you in your toes

[royal lantern]

YOU DO TANK DPS, IDC ABOUT DOING 8% LESS YOU FKING APE

[gusty mirage]

yeah

imma toe my foot up his ass

https://imgur.com/CAphQbA

[trail tree]

[little light]

something unsettling about watching DH log replays

[gusty mirage]

then he said the magic words

"well I have to dash"

and I lost it

[trail tree]

bro i flame my dh's so often

one is a good friend and i still flame him

just because i feel like i have to

[gusty mirage]

my brother came to check on me after

I was fucking fuming

and then he diffused it in the best ways

[dreamy gull]

This is why dh mains are toxic

[gusty mirage]

cut me off to tell me "calm down"

it worked btw, I just started screaming I don't fucking care about your damage

over and over again

[green pollen]

what is the current ST opener with dragon tempered cuz I'm seeing two variations:
the one that goes Garrote -> Slice -> Garrote
or Garrote -> Serrated -> Slice

[gusty mirage]

garrote -> slice -> garrote -> sbs -> rupture

[royal lantern]

the best words to get somone to calm down

argument with somone and stuff is slightly heated? just say "omg calm down allready" and shit will explode

[little light]

Check the faq cause the variation is exang vs no exang afaik

[thorn fjord]

second opener is if you're not running SS

[little light]

exang= you do more refresh for pandemic

basically

[dreamy gull]

I miss spike

[gray crest]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-daddy-take-it-easy-calm-down-gif-13696124

[gusty mirage]

man ss being back gives me some old school vibes

good ol' gar > rup > gar from bfa

simpler times

[little light]

some classes go zug zug,
sin goes gar gar

[gusty mirage]

I was an aotc shitter

[royal lantern]

gar>rup>gar>ct>FOKFOKFOFKFOKFOFKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOKFOK

good old echoing blades

[gusty mirage]

I got to have a social life

because I wasn't stuck raiding for 9 hours a week

and wasn't working 50 hours a week

[spice spire]

Mood

[gusty mirage]

I got aotc like last month of the tier

[trail tree]

i want to raid more whilst working 40 hours a week sadge

6 hours a week isnt enough

[dreamy gull]

Maybe if you quit your job you will be able to study arcane mage enough to comprehend it

[trail tree]

truee

[gusty mirage]

I just want @royal lantern to love me

[royal lantern]

oxi is a dirty stupid melee dps, there is no way he can ever be good enough for a 20000000IQ ranged dps spec

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

i always love you

[gusty mirage]

[royal lantern]

[spice spire]

6 hours is fine, requires prep tho

[trail tree]

yeah but my guild doesnt prep

they watch the videos 5 min before we pull the boss

i guess thats sort of prep

[thorn fjord]

That aint prep

[dark token]

Do you guys think if exang instantly popped all bleeds (up to 8t) for 100% dmg and then reapplied them, would it be op

[thorn fjord]

If its one thing ive learned from Mythic raiding its that People dont give a shit about other peoples time lol

and some people just wanna get carried

[dark token]

It no longer works with deathmark so the op interaction is gone

[dark token]

Can be 25/50% dmg if 100% too op

But this would be a much better button imo

[royal lantern]

litearlly just turn it into vein ripper from torghast

[gusty mirage]

I wish you'd prep me for being more accepting of people's compliments and love

[dark token]

Nah this has 2 advantages over veinripped

1. doesn't commit vanish
2. reapplies all bleeds it consumed so you don't have to restart rotation

[spice spire]

Brother I don’t prep myself for that

[trail tree]

bro they legit show up 10 minutes late with the excuse of "yeah but no one is ever online on time" meanwhile im chillin' outside the instance 45 minutes before hand

[gusty mirage]

isn't that kinda like your thing???

[gusty mirage]

we have a running meme in our guild

of when our enhance will show up

[dark token]

But ye put veinripper in arterial precision spot, and move arterial precision to exang

Ez fixed spec

[royal lantern]

yeha but like, lets say veinripper is a passive ability that gives vanish veinripper

you would still use it like we use it rn, vanish->garrote->rupture->dm and thats it

but instead some instant dmg aswell

[gusty mirage]

will he show up at 8?

8:05?

8:10?

7:55?

[gray crest]

He gets a talking to every week

[gusty mirage]

who knows

[dark token]

This but hunter

[gusty mirage]

there's always one

for whatever reason

like bro at least show up at 8

lmao

a few minutes late is whatever

[trail tree]

for us its like 12 people who just show up 15-30 minutes after the time we all agreed to

and they never get told to try and be on time

because we cant hurt their feelings and call them bad names for wasting time