#assassination

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slim hamlet
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frost mage?

lament warren
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it is funnel

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it’s just very bad

strange python
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Running a sub for funnel when you could have a warlock or a mage or a hunter

lament warren
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no

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fire mage doesn’t have funnel

slim hamlet
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frost

strange python
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Frost does

slim hamlet
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**

lament warren
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spriest has funnel

spice surge
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You dont even shuriken storm in dance when you funnel

lament warren
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that’s not true

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that is true

slim hamlet
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u still ss over 3 targets in sd

strange python
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For overall damage

slim hamlet
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yea

strange python
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If you want to murder one target not really

slim hamlet
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ofc not

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u can say that about every single class with aoe builder

strange python
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I kind of wonder if boomie funnel is stronger

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Gut says probably

slim hamlet
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wtf funnel does boomie have

strange python
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Dot shit up for AP

lament warren
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stars generate ap

slim hamlet
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oh

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didnt even know

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fucking birdpeople

strange python
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And slam starsurge into prio

slim hamlet
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would also give pulsar faster

lament warren
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point is

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sub funnel niche is dead

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so rogue is usually bad

slim hamlet
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what niche does any rogue spec have?

lament warren
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historically

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sin has st

slim hamlet
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outlaw has "cleave" I guess

lament warren
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outlaw has cleave

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sub is bad

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but sin st is usually not top

slim hamlet
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sub is aoe*

lament warren
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and outlaw cleave is usually not specific enough

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no

slim hamlet
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is what is supposed to happen

lament warren
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sub is bad

slim hamlet
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Well

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No

spice surge
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Sub has aoe

dreamy gull
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Subtlety should be burstier I think

lament warren
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sub is not currently bad

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historically sub is bad

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that is its niche

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nobody plays it because it is bad is sub’s niche

slim hamlet
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Before I began playing rogue I saw sin as a non-spec, sub as burst and outlaw as sustain

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Now I see sub as big aoe, outlaw as cleave and sin as st

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even if that aint how it is right now

lament warren
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either way

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rogue is usually not exceptional enough at any niche to play more than one

dreamy gull
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Were they like

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Intentionally trying to concentrate sub power in aoe

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That feels weird

slim hamlet
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i dont think they make decisions like that

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I think they always only think about ST

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everything else is just extra

lament warren
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no, they definitely design around niche

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including multi target

slim hamlet
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maybe they design when they made the spec forever ago and with some new stuff

lament warren
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blizzard considers specs having different niches and strengths good game design

dreamy gull
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Idk I want subtlety to be like one shotting trash

slim hamlet
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But balancing is only ST

lament warren
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they do it now too

dreamy gull
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That's what is fun

lament warren
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that’s not true

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either

slim hamlet
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I mean

lament warren
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they definitely balance things around multi target

slim hamlet
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This is an opinion i have seen A LOT

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not just mine

lament warren
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destro wasn’t nerfed bc of its insane single target

slim hamlet
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ofc they do they just nerfed outlaw cleave

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What I mean is if a spec sucks ass in m+

strange python
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Sin has arguably the least ability of any spec to do multi target damage while playing the st build. Given that, I just want sin to be the best spec at shit like terros

slim hamlet
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But do more ST than any other spec

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there is a big chance they nerf the spec

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rather than buff it

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or no compensation in aoe for st nerf for example

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I feel like I wrote that weirdly but hopefully makes sence

lament warren
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they do that for all outliers

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sometimes they do it based on m0s

slim hamlet
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yea?

lament warren
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it’s just random

slim hamlet
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Isnt that my point

lament warren
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i have no idea what your point is because it doesn’t actually have any connection to whether a spec is strong in st

slim hamlet
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Sometimes balancing sure feels random

lament warren
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only whether they’re an outlier at all

slim hamlet
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My point is, they nerf stuff for ST without thinking about the viability of anything else on the spec

lament warren
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yeah that is true

slim hamlet
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for example the nerf to PB

lament warren
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they do the same for aoe

slim hamlet
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While it was really good for the amount of points and where it was

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they nerfed some cleave/aoe of a spec that has none comparibly

slim hamlet
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besides aura nerfs

lament warren
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destro warlock season 3/4 sl

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survival hunter as well

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both outliers only in multi target scenarios

slim hamlet
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yea well

lament warren
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both nerfed

slim hamlet
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they did compensate

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they buffed surv hunter ST after they hard nerfed aoe

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idk about destro

lament warren
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yeah surv got buffed realistically

slim hamlet
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cant remember

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also that shit was such an outlier that it isnt even realistic

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I am suprised they just let that happen

lament warren
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they nerfed shadow priest in bod

slim hamlet
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2 specs in all dungeons for 2 seasons

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good game

lament warren
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i honestly don’t care enough about balancing to be able to pinpoint nerfs for you

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bc as soon as the tier is over i just play whatever is good for next tier

slim hamlet
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Hopefully that isnt gonna be a thing anymore since they make such frequent tuning now

lament warren
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but i think you’re correct that they correct for st more

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bc it’s a lot easier to nerf st

brittle burrow
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!whispyr

prisma monolithBOT
slim hamlet
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I can't remember when they actually balanced for dungeons besides maybe the surv+destro stuff in sl

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Which was also absurd

lament warren
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dunno m+ is a minigame let it be

slim hamlet
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isnt it like infinitely larger than raid now

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i know its basically requirement to raid now

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But still

lament warren
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raid is harder and less accessible

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so that makes sense

slim hamlet
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What is there to do besides m+ outside of raid

lament warren
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no boss should take 300 pulls honestly

slim hamlet
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I saw a chinese guild having 1300 pulls in all for the raid

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before they got CE

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I def couldnt do that myself

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1300

lament warren
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yeah

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it’s just absurd

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raiding is not accessible

lone mango
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Can raidbots not sim embellishments? Not seeing an option to add them to primal molten shortblade

dreamy gull
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Is it possible to use the group finder to queue for raids

dreamy gull
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Maybe I'll try later

vale shore
balmy condor
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:/

lament warren
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that is not true

vale shore
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raiding is VERY accessible

lament warren
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no it’s not

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casuals should probably be able to clear mythic

balmy condor
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It is though

lament warren
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imo

balmy condor
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Why?

spice surge
vale shore
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should casuals be able to clear M+30s?

lament warren
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i mean wow is not a hard game

balmy condor
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There’s 3 whole ass difficulties under mythic

lament warren
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raiding is dead

balmy condor
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What are those for

lament warren
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gear

vale shore
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for some people, LFR is the super bowl, are they wrong?

balmy condor
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That’s weird, cause I don’t have any upgrades from heroic

lament warren
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that’s a take

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and someday you won’t have upgrades from mythic

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argument kinda weird

magic vine
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"only mythic counts" is sure a take

balmy condor
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Bro hits em with the “that’s a take” after piping up magma takes directly from the core of the earth

cursive frost
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Everyone should get a trophy

balmy condor
lament warren
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idk i want the game to not be dead

balmy condor
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It isn’t?

vale shore
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then play the damn game!

storm onyx
lament warren
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it’s pretty deadge

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i do play!!!

ashen rover
spice surge
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By what metric is wow dead

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name one

vale shore
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he cant raid mythic

lament warren
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?

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lol??

balmy condor
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By the metric that 65 year old Susan from Montana doesn’t have CE apparently

lament warren
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my guild is on raszageth rn

vale shore
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your dead guild?

lament warren
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no

gray crest
balmy condor
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I’m ngl

lament warren
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i mean you can look at wowprog statistics

balmy condor
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I’m feeling incredibly baited

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This can’t be a real argument

lament warren
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and see how many guilds are killing bosses

vale shore
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or you can open up the group finder and look at all the groups building up members

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across normal and heroic

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or how many LFRs are active at any given moment

lament warren
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i think 300 pull bosses are stupid

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i don’t care about heroic or lfr

vale shore
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ok, but a LOT more people do

balmy condor
lament warren
balmy condor
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Just kill it in less than 300

storm onyx
lament warren
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if only

balmy condor
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You said wow isn’t hard

storm onyx
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Lets argue accessibility

lament warren
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raszageth is really easy for melee dps

vale shore
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if your group is taking 300 pulls to down a boss, they should probably drop down in difficulty

balmy condor
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Why are you pulling 300 times on a dead, easy game

vale shore
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get out of AH greens and heroic dungeon gear!

lament warren
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why are imperative evokers not pressing time spiral in p3

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questions nobody has the answer to

spice surge
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Raider.io says that there are about 5000 guilds that have killed atleast one mythic boss, which is atleast 100 000 people. If something has 100 000 players its very far from dead

balmy condor
lament warren
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true

vale shore
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if only they didnt have to start on Mythic at the beginning of an expansioN!

lament warren
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all of the casuals in my guild are vision trials

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so theyre all benched

vale shore
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that will make them pay for a subscription, im sure

lament warren
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i have no idea what you’re saying

balmy condor
lament warren
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well

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you might be doing that

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this other person is responding to the voices in their head i think

spice spire
balmy condor
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Idk, I had a good laugh

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Katarie got some jokes

lament warren
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ya i don’t mind disagreeing

balmy condor
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Maybe if the jokes were more accessible, you would get them

lament warren
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i am autistic, so that is funny

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it’s ok people are entitled to their opinions

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thd thinks bosses should never ever be nerfed past first kill

vale shore
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but not all opinions are equal

storm onyx
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The point is, WoW raiding is very very acessable, with multiple difficultirs, free gear, catchup s

balmy condor
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There are extremes on both sides

lament warren
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ya i mean it’s whatever

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i saw sofo kill too many guilds

balmy condor
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The game is already built for the masses rather than the high end

marble hemlock
balmy condor
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If it weren’t, we wouldn’t see tuning happen based on heroic logs week 1

gray crest
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It's healthier for a game to be built for the masses

balmy condor
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The minority of the game is around anything competitive

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So idk why it needs to be more accessible

lament warren
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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just how i feel

balmy condor
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Most of the community doesn’t even do any m+ raid or pvp

magic vine
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i do think they need to go and adjust the "default" build profiles. i've only looked at the one for sub but its dire

vale shore
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saying a game is not accessible because you are not one of the 40 people participating in the world first mythic race is beyond the pale of ridiculous

lament warren
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it is weird to clown on me with “he can’t raid mythic” though

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that one is funny

vestal wren
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i am actually curios how many ppl only do casual content

lament warren
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no but i share my opinions w ppl who are in that race

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i don’t think that gives it any credibility

vale shore
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"I cant get a spot on the US Olympic team, sports is inaccessible"

lament warren
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you’re inventing arguments

vale shore
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im using analogy

lament warren
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you’re being an idiot

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move on

balmy condor
vale shore
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good advice, you should take it

lament warren
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i did

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:)

balmy condor
grim tangle
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aotc is hard for some of us.

balmy condor
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And that’s fine

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That’s why there’s 4 difficulties

vale shore
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my guild is an AOTC guild

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I dont really feel deprived that we dont do mythic

lament warren
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how much of a lurker are you that a heroic raider knows my guild died

gray crest
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You can look at achieves on wow head

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Like 2% usually get CE

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I don't remember for aotc

vale shore
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you told us your guild died, when you said the game they played is dead

lament warren
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:HUH:

vale shore
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in a conversation you were having with me, no lurking required

vestal wren
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but i mean people who don't interact with mythic plus, and normal/heroic/mythic raiding

balmy condor
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Oh

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Yeah that’s hard

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But there’s for sure a ton

vestal wren
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10% is more than i expected

vale shore
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is that across all tiers of AOTC or just Jailer?

thorn fjord
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Someone mentioned wow not being a difficult game... I think for alot of people it most def is tbh

vale shore
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its good that they moved the difficulty onto the boss encounters themselves instead of leaving it in the organization level of scheduling and equipping 40 raiders

vestal wren
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a lot of difficultly in wow comes from finding people who stay motivated

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and are on a decent enough level of play

dreamy gull
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The skill set required is pretty unique

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I think

vestal wren
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you don't need super good players to clear mythic (ofc also depends on mythic tuning)

thorn fjord
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It is.. most people think wow is just pressing 1-5 on your keyboard

grim tangle
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can you imagine the lag with 40 raiders, raid can barely handle 20

thorn fjord
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We were doing heroic with 30 players

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and it felt so bad with all the frame drops lol

vale shore
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back in vanilla, Ragnaros was a test of how well your guild could industrialize its trade skillers to gather materials, craft fire resist gear and equip an entire raid with them. Nowadays a single boss has more mechanics than all of Molten Core

marble hemlock
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hate to say it but compared to most other MMOs ive dabbled in thus far, wow is a lot easier on the surface, because combat is incredibly simplified with target-locked spellcasting and a fairly high GCD

balmy condor
storm onyx
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I still find it interesting Blizz doesnt let us turn down/tune spell effects based on by whom its cast

thorn fjord
marble hemlock
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thats... a weird statement to make

lament warren
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ffxiv is harder than wow

thorn fjord
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Nah i disagree

thorn fjord
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In comparison

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Classes are pretty cut and dry and easier to play imo

marble hemlock
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this isnt a popularity contest. its just a fact that basically every MMO these days, and the ones released over the past 10+ years, have opted for any combination of i-frame dodging, smooth combat gameplay with cast-times instead of GCDs and animation cancelling, moving away from the tank/heal/dps triumvirate, and making virtually all skills skillshots instead of targetlocked abilities

vale shore
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I think anyone with a subscription can get into A raid or A M+ run, maybe not mythic raiding, but all activities the game has to offer are accessible to all players at some level or another

thorn fjord
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But playing devils advocate to myself

marble hemlock
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please explain to me the correlation of difficulty of gameplay and popularity

thorn fjord
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Gameplay wasnt really the issue with a game like New World

marble hemlock
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how are they related, like, at all

thorn fjord
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People are more turned off by a difficult game

vale shore
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isnt Elden Ring a dark souls MMO?

thorn fjord
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than having an option thats more easily accessible

lament warren
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not an mmo

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just an rpg

vale shore
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oh, but it has dark souls like difficulty

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right?

lament warren
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yes

marble hemlock
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and yet plenty of games with high skill floor/ceiling gameplay are being played by hundreds of thousands of players?

ashen warren
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Mmo or not he said people are more turned off by difficult games

thorn fjord
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Elden ring is a good example... Amazing game right? Was difficult to play but not as bad as some of the other souls game... yet i know a fairly decent amount of people that refused to play it being that its a "souls" game

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Too hard etc

vale shore
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in decades past, the only reason for a game to be hard was to get another quarter out of a player

marble hemlock
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wow isnt a difficult game to play. its a difficult game to plan and organize and strategize because encounter design is much tighter and more challenging than any of the other MMOs out there. but that doesnt make it a difficult game to play. rotational gameplay is kinda easy, doing it while also dodging bosses with 17 mechanics is the hard part

vale shore
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and the rewarding part

thorn fjord
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I think its an easy game to play but a difficult game to master

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Which is why we dont see as many people doing Mythic raid content

vale shore
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like all great games

brazen zodiac
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!guides

marble hemlock
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but many other MMOs, especially K-MMOs, have incorporated skill-expression into their game to draw in players that enjoy that kind of gameplay more, and theyre very successful

thorn fjord
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Which games? isnt BDO a target lock type mmo?

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Never played it

broken fractal
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I'm having a hard time figuring this out, if anyone knows more than me. It seems to me like Rupture / Garrote behave like dots and have the pandemic feature where they can extend duration if you're casting them late in their window. Is that also true for Envenom? Is it possible to I "over" Envenom a target if you're not casting towards the end of the previous Envenom?

lament warren
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lost ark

marble hemlock
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i dont even know any other MMO that is still using targetlock

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dunno if FF14 does

thorn fjord
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It does

lament warren
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ffxiv, star wars one

balmy condor
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Including envenom

marble hemlock
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but yeah, most modern MMOs have moved on to skillshot casting, animation cancels et al to allow for more dynamic gameplay

magic vine
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i wouldn't describe most lost ark classes as skill shots

whole mason
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Hi Whispyr, Arterial is weak, right?

lament warren
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if they can miss are they not skillshots

broken fractal
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does Envenom behave as a dot? so if I'm in Resounding clarity and could go something like Envenom - global - Envenom again, I'm not getting the full damage/duration possible?

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I would just be refreshing too early?

dreamy gull
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is ilevel 330 good enough to try a raid on normal difficulty

marble hemlock
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well im using the term loosely due to the lack of a better word for it. ground targeting isnt accurate either, i think most people know what is meant by it and that its not supposed to be taken at the LoL-meaning facevalue

dreamy gull
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or should i get higher

thorn fjord
lament warren
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you only play around it by ensuring you have it up before you kingsbane

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otherwise you just slam envenoms

teal bloom
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Doubt you'll get into normal raid groups at 330

balmy condor
broken fractal
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ohhh like the damage happens immediately but it then also applies the buff

vestal wren
marble hemlock
broken fractal
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that damage number is not over the duration

lament warren
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ty

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yes

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correct

thorn fjord
slow marsh
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lol no

broken fractal
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that clears up a lot for me

balmy condor
lament warren
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the buff is a secondary thing

vale shore
slow marsh
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swtor has been hanging by a thread going on for what, 10 years? and is still kicking

vestal wren
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the game still has a fairly decent playerbase

kind kiln
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How is the opener supposed to be if you have puzzlebox? the Snd runs out if I channel that shit. Do I channel it before pull or?

thorn fjord
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@marble hemlock bet we could base it off of sub numbers and active player count

vestal wren
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it isn't a massive one, but still a decent game

magic vine
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swtor is smaller but steady still i think

slow marsh
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They are constantly implementing new content and trying new things so it keeps it alive despite its issues

thorn fjord
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I played that game during its release... was fun for a while

balmy condor
vestal wren
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wow is basically one of the few rly big mmos, you could argue genshin is a bigger one

strange trail
balmy condor
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Snd doesn’t drop with a normal opener

thorn fjord
lament warren
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wow lost ark genshin ffxiv

thorn fjord
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and you got people like @balmy condor still playing Maple Story

lament warren
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the 4 titans

thorn fjord
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Black Desert is still pretty big too

lament warren
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maplestory owns

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i still play dragonfable

broken fractal
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Everything is alive until riot drops the giga mmo and its gg

thorn fjord
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Good friend of mine still plays UO lol

lament warren
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2030 inc

marble hemlock
thorn fjord
lament warren
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they’re right

slow marsh
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^

thorn fjord
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I think its alot more intricate than that.... and whenever they have tried playing wow theyre really bad at it and say the game blows lol

marble hemlock
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Okay cool. They're right, and also, who cares?

marble hemlock
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Why does their "approval" of your gaming choices matter?

thorn fjord
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Theres nuance people!!!!

spice spire
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I’m firmly in the camp of “let people enjoy things” but also “hating is free”

slow marsh
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people still play call of duty who cares. why can't gamers game

thorn fjord
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It doesnt its just annoying sometimes lol

spice spire
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What can I say Cheesin

marble hemlock
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It's like saying you have friends that think that you having a dog is boring, and you're painting it black and white to pretend its a Zebra. It's still a dog, and your friends opinion on what you enjoy still doesn't matter.

grim tangle
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I'm a cat person

thorn fjord
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But what if my dog is a bulldog but they keep saying its a beagle

magic vine
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the secret with like lost ark is that you lock down the ability selection (8) and last i was paying attention generally went with a burst-on-cd build and lined it up with your team

slow marsh
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is your dog a bulldog or a beagle

lament warren
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ffxiv is also a line things up game

spice spire
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Shepherd

lament warren
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wow is unique in that it’s not

kind kiln
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Snd runs out like 0.5 secs before I get to Envenom in the opener with puzzlebox :/

spice spire
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It shouldn’t

balmy condor
lament warren
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wtf

marble hemlock
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The issue is that instead of accepting and coming to terms with the fact that WoW, at a surface level, is very much a simple game, you're trying to argue that it's super complex. It's not.

slow marsh
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catboy answer for sure

spice spire
magic vine
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so generally its more "do fight mechanics and everyone has good built in mobility" followed by "everyone bursts in the support's damage amp window", repeat

thorn fjord
balmy condor
rotund wagon
kind kiln
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Following it already

balmy condor
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Then you shouldn’t have any issues dropping snd

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Idk what to tell you

kind kiln
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This with puzzle after ER

balmy condor
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Yeah

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That’s a 3cp snd

marble hemlock
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Next time your friends say the game you're playing is boring and simple, just say "so is your face" and then you can keep on getting declined for playing Assa instead of Outlaw with a smile on your face, cuz you really showed him off.

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Just like the rest of us.

teal bloom
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Are you not playing Shrouded suffocation? that would explain it

slow marsh
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are you not taking ss?

balmy condor
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You got 8 seconds of opener before the envenom comes in

digital sigil
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You're not using a single envenom in the first 24 seconds?

slow marsh
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yeah

thorn fjord
marble hemlock
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My condolences.

spice spire
kind kiln
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The problem is I don't have SS, just noticedCring

vale shore
vale shore
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I do

spice spire
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  • boss damage
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Big

marble hemlock
vale shore
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your silence throws empowered garrote on everthing and the enrage dispel increases its damage by 20%

slow marsh
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and then you do negative damage for the rest of the fight

spice spire
royal lantern
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and do way less dmg on bosses

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big

balmy condor
royal lantern
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for very very slightly more aoe dmg on 5 out of your 8 IC targets

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oh, and its not even 100% guranteed that those 5 targets will be the same guys that got the bleeds in the first place

vale shore
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obviously this is a M+ build, not a raid build

royal lantern
#

dude

gusty mirage
#

you guys ever wonder what firmware updates printers need?

royal lantern
#

we talk about m+

#

its dogshit

balmy condor
gusty mirage
#

like they function properly without the update, what exactly did they update

marble hemlock
balmy condor
lament warren
#

i do

spice spire
#

AP sauce on exactly council

lament warren
#

it freaks me out

limpid ermine
lament warren
#

sometimes i wake up hallucinating about wow

#

and have a panic attack

spice spire
#

Whispyr dreams of sims

lament warren
#

🥸

royal lantern
gusty mirage
#

I feel your pain brother

marble hemlock
slow marsh
#

new devices new firmware needed maybe

balmy condor
vale shore
#

this should be in the rogue printer channel

gusty mirage
limpid ermine
slow marsh
marble hemlock
spice spire
vale shore
#

lightforged draenei ftw

lament warren
spice spire
slow marsh
spice spire
brazen zodiac
royal lantern
viscid spear
gusty mirage
spice spire
#

That shtick still going huh?

marble hemlock
#

eww

slow marsh
spice spire
#

That was my issue with troll

marble hemlock
#

laser printer or bust

gusty mirage
#

oh

marble hemlock
#

never going back

spice spire
#

Which is what my character originally was

gusty mirage
#

the update stopped it from lying to me

#

it no longer pretends a tray that doesn't exist is out of paper

lament warren
#

i tmog with my toes out

spice spire
#

Pause

gusty mirage
#

@spice spire like irl?

spice spire
#

That’s villain behavior

#

Oh for sure

#

I’m the most feminine mf to ever exist

gusty mirage
#

dang can't wait for the wedding

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

okay hear me out

#

can you have it in like ohio

#

so I don't have to drive through kentucky

#

ty

wary ice
#

I can make it to ohio

spice spire
#

LMFAO

#

Mf wants me to doom my marriage from the start

gusty mirage
#

LMFAO

marble hemlock
#

do you have to slay the elden beast before you can get a wedding licence in ohio?

gusty mirage
#

no

#

you just need to do heroin

gusty mirage
marble hemlock
#

hence

gusty mirage
strange python
spice spire
#

Because I’m in tennessee

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

Which is the hat trick of

lament warren
#

oxi is the only ten i see

marble hemlock
#

would heroin make a trip to ohio enjoyable?

spice spire
#

That’s true

gusty mirage
#

I've been many times

strange python
#

Nashville or Memphis?

slow marsh
#

to heroin or ohio?

gusty mirage
spice spire
strange python
#

Ayyy

spice spire
#

I work down down downtown

lament warren
#

gilf - god i love fheroin

strange python
#

I ate so much fucking food in Nashville holy

#

Husk was insane

gusty mirage
#

I've never been to nashville

slow marsh
#

i still have never been to nash

strange python
#

Before he sold it

slow marsh
#

jinx

gusty mirage
#

I reckon I wouldn't be welcome there though

spice spire
#

Yeah they really serve it up. Avoid hattie b’s, go to princes

slow marsh
#

na you'd be fine

strange python
#

We also ate at some family style southern house in downtown that I hear was famous

spice spire
viscid spear
sudden orbit
#

Nash isn't backwards, its the rest of the state

thorn fjord
gusty mirage
# slow marsh na you'd be fine

as fine as when I got stopped in Georgia for being "suspicious" and got called "BOY" in strong southern drawl about 45 times in 10 minutes?

marble hemlock
spice spire
#

There’s a few of them hard to narrow down kekdog

slow marsh
#

yeah so that was prolly a trooper in georgia

#

in which case makes sense

strange python
gusty mirage
#

I'm now armed with a legal license, so I'd probably egg them on

slow marsh
#

cuz random spot in the south isn't where you wanna be. but in a city like nash you're fine

gusty mirage
#

and see if I can get a quick payday

#

we'll play constitutional rights violation jeopardy

slow marsh
#

true you prolly could ezpz

spice spire
#

Honestly, even where I live is fine.
But like, that’s the limit

strange python
#

Having just gotten back from Austin...Nashville is what Austin wishes it was.

marble hemlock
gusty mirage
slow marsh
#

^^

gusty mirage
marble hemlock
#

unless you get tased in perpetuity

gusty mirage
#

I'll FOIA those body cams so quick

slow marsh
#

just have to wait like 7 years to see the money

gusty mirage
#

they'll make me the state mascot

strange python
#

I'd take a taser to the chest for 600k

spice spire
lament warren
#

i’d take a taser to the chest for 6 dollars

gusty mirage
#

honestly same

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

$6 is kinda nice

gusty mirage
#

that's a big mac meal

strange python
gusty mirage
#

or 1 hot and ready

#

and a soft drink

#

o fmy choosing

spice spire
strange python
#

I've never been so let down by a city as I was by Austin

slow marsh
#

Na bruh its not even like that

lament warren
#

come to chicago

#

ez

gusty mirage
lament warren
#

we have

slow marsh
#

Boise is like what denver was in the 90s

gusty mirage
#

gotta specify

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

bro there's like 18 people in idaho

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

and like 5 million potatoes

strange python
#

Just live in LA and send in your $3600 rent check like I do

spice spire
lament warren
#

it’s not chiraq if you live in the burbs though

gusty mirage
#

don't be a pussy

spice spire
#

Nah I wouldn’t mind the Midwest

strange python
#

🙂

gusty mirage
#

you wouldn't mind it?

#

mfer you live in the midwest

lament warren
#

midwest owns

strange python
#

Chicago crime rates are lower than red state rural crime rates. That meme gotta die

lament warren
#

very based

spice spire
#

Dog I live in the south or the Midwest, pick a lane 🤨

slow marsh
#

it's the wild west out here rn

gusty mirage
# slow marsh

nice the small city I grew up in has 78k people in it

strange python
gusty mirage
#

proud of you potato farmers

storm forum
#

the potatos are growing sentient and moving to the cities

slow marsh
#

this is small city

strange python
#

That's a town.

#

Boston is a small city

lament warren
#

that’s a town

slow marsh
#

it feels like it's busting at the seams

gusty mirage
#

bruh

#

your state has less than 2 million people in it

slow marsh
#

THat's the point though

#

everyone is moving here

#

cuz its small

lament warren
#

2 million is a small city

gusty mirage
#

good

slow marsh
#

but its not small

strange python
#

"everyone"

sudden orbit
storm forum
#

more people than my dps is a small city

gusty mirage
#

lmao

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

@spice spire when are you coming to visit

spice spire
#

Might be a sign hmmCoffee

balmy condor
#

My county has more people than all of iceblades state

strange python
limpid ermine
gusty mirage
#

I'll drop you off on the east side

gusty mirage
#

you'll survive

strange python
#

Oxi where the fuck do you live

lament warren
#

go live in missouri

balmy condor
lament warren
#

with the cows

strange python
#

Where are all the socal rogues hiding

gusty mirage
spice spire
#

Mississippi it gets sketch

gusty mirage
#

@spice spire when are you and val visiting?

storm forum
strange python
#

How you gonna live somewhere without tacos

viscid spear
#

Come to New Jersey

spice spire
strange python
#

Portland's fun

gusty mirage
gusty mirage
#

there's even a Honduran woman who turned her kitchen into a restaurant illegally

viscid spear
#

I don't want you to live here, I just get a reference compensation for more victi- I mean potential citizens

strange python
#

If you link me some menu with lettuce in the burritos we about to have words

gusty mirage
#

how bold of you to think mexican town restaurants have online menus

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

bruh half of them are dead ass houses in the hood

storm forum
gusty mirage
#

best mexican food I've ever had

strange python
#

Unless your tacos look like this I don't want it

viscid spear
#

"**papi, we got mail!*"

gusty mirage
#

so you want your taco to look like a shawarma?

#

what the actual fuck

strange python
#

Al pastor?

gusty mirage
#

dog

viscid spear
#

That's a weird taco ngl

storm forum
#

thats like the most american taco i can think of

gusty mirage
#

fuckin californians bro

strange python
#

Al pastor is legit the most Mexican taco lmao

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

@viscid spear get out

#

stanky jersey livin ass

slow marsh
gusty mirage
#

WHY DOES NEW JERSEY SMELL LIKE PISS

#

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

slow marsh
#

Top 5 bb

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

you're 29th in education

#

lmfao

viscid spear
#

Also you're thinking of North Jersey

gusty mirage
#

congrats on being smarter than alabama

slow marsh
#

yeah it's trash

thorn fjord
#

same reason Jacksonville smells like straight shit

slow marsh
#

good thing i didn't go to school here

gusty mirage
#

so does gainesville

slow marsh
#

honestly the weird thing

thorn fjord
#

Gville smells like dried keystone lite

slow marsh
#

is that we're 3 in economy

viscid spear
strange python
#

Everyone knows Boston is for school, New York is for work, California is for everything else

slow marsh
#

but 24 in opportunity

#

it makes 0 sense to me honestly i

gusty mirage
strange python
gusty mirage
#

if you want I'll rent out my garage to you for $1000 a month

#

probably more spacious

#

and the ever objective "best food in the country"

strange python
#

It's a fact

gusty mirage
#

is it?

strange python
#

Yep

gusty mirage
#

based on what exactly

#

Michelin stars?

strange python
#

Factualness.

#

Michelin stopped coming here because it's too big

viscid spear
#

Jersey is
#1 in education
#4 in health care
#5 in crime prevention
#49 in fiscal stability

gusty mirage
#

weird because everyone who's been to LA says all the food tastes the same

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

unless you're spending a shit ton

strange python
#

Also most 3 stat restaurants are...bad

strange python
#

Le Bernardin, Atelier Crenn, Benu, and Masa were gigantic wastes of money

#

They definitely only stayed in Hollywood then

slow marsh
#

Portland food game easily 10x better than LA

gusty mirage
#

I'll let the abuela who's been cooking for the last 60 years make me the best mexican food on the planet without the LA price tag

#

kek

slow marsh
#

true

strange python
#

I can go get 8 tacos for $5 right now lol

gusty mirage
#

nice I can get an entire meal for my family for $8

#

with sides and all

slow marsh
#

best food i ever had in LA was in Ramona garden's projects at abuelita's place for $4

strange python
#

This some wild "I don't actually know LA" opinions

gusty mirage
#

did I say I know LA?

slow marsh
#

na you're capping frfr

strange python
#

LA is the most diverse city on the planet. To say all the food tastes the same is pretty...odd

strange python
#

Also wherever you live, most of your food was grown within 200 miles of here and flown to you

gusty mirage
viscid spear
#

Also why are we having this discussion in Assassination and not OT?

strange python
#

Yes lol

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

again

gusty mirage
#

where did I state I know LA

#

I'll wait

#

I'll tell you what I do know about LA

#

that the cost of living is significantly higher than it is for me

strange python
#

Get what you pay for

viscid spear
slow marsh
#

lmao

gusty mirage
#

so whether or not the food costs more, being there costs more

#

so again

#

where did I say I know LA

#

I spoke of other people's experiences that I know and trust who told me that fact

#

I've never been that far west

#

nor do I have any inclination to go that far west

slow marsh
#

I lived in LA for a bit

strange python
#

If someone I know visited New York and said Sbarro's was expensive I'd question their judgment about never leaving times sq

gusty mirage
#

I'd be hard pressed to go further west than chicago

#

I mean that's cool

#

but that's not what we're talking about is it

viscid spear
#

I saw monster trucks at Arco Arena as a child PES_Happy

gusty mirage
#

best pizza I've ever had was from a hole in the wall pizza place in Manhattan

#

a pizza the size of a small sedan for $18

echo heath
#

Oooh i have a food hot take

strange python
#

Jersey has better pizza than ny

spice spire
slow marsh
#

But is'nt sbarro's actually expensive compared to $2-4 slice of actually good pizza?

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

@slow marsh yes

viscid spear
echo heath
#

The popular hot chicken joints in Nashville arent as good as the off the beaten path ones

slow marsh
#

so my guy just actually talking out of his ass or what lol

strange python
#

No? That was my point?

gusty mirage
strange python
#

Korean chicken 10x better

spice spire
#

Also brotha Z’s if you get it

gusty mirage
#

I don't get the glamour of california

echo heath
slow marsh
#

you said you'd question someone's judgement if they said sbarro's is expensive

#

but it is

gusty mirage
#

if its for you, wonderful

strange python
#

Because anyone eating Sbarro's in NY likely never left times square.

gusty mirage
#

I'm glad you enjoy where you live

strange python
#

Which is the equivalent of not leaving Hollywood

slow marsh
#

ic

strange python
#

Context clues brother

viscid spear
#

House special cheesesteaks PU_PepeYum
Pepperoni, peppers, mushrooms, onions

slow marsh
#

I mean hollywood is actual dumpster so

gusty mirage
#

I ate McD's in new york, does that mean I never left times square?

slow marsh
strange python
#

If you left ny and said your experience there was that the burgers were bad because you ate at mcds it would imply that

gusty mirage
slow marsh
#

fair

gusty mirage
#

and I can go to better beaches in other countries

slow marsh
#

also

gusty mirage
#

about 5 hours in a plane to get to LAX

slow marsh
#

then yeah no point for you to go to cali then

gusty mirage
#

add another 4

#

get to europe

#

and as long as I don't land in the british isles

#

eat better food

strange python
#

Cap

gusty mirage
#

You don't think Italy has better food than LA?

slow marsh
#

I'm going to Cabo next month and i'm dreading having to go through LAX is how much i hate it now

gusty mirage
#

or France?

strange python
#

No.

gusty mirage
#

have you ever been?

strange python
#

Yes

random fossil
gusty mirage
#

he's just a big fan of the fusion cuisine in american dining guys

#

you just don't get it

slow marsh
#

Tbh i would like to know what food places you're eating at in LA to have such strong opinion cuz I have to go there I guess

random fossil
#

in n out

gusty mirage
#

can't wait to try some of LA's latest takes on Korean BBQ Mexican fusion

random fossil
strange python
#

European cities are wildly homogenous. You will get great French food in Paris and Italian food in Rome. You won't find remotely passable Indian food or Korean food or Mexican food.

gusty mirage
#

unlucky

spice spire
#

I mean fusion is good, but there’s beauty in simplicity and fine crafted recipes

strange python
#

I mean

#

Italy's best chef has two restaurants here

slow marsh
#

LA's best food isn't even in LA from what i've experienced so maybe you're meaning LA = all of southern cali?

gusty mirage
#

fusion is how we ended up with chocolate hummus

#

you sick fucks

viscid spear
#

Live look at oxi every time Rogue changes occur

spice spire
#

I didn’t say all fusion was good. Let me rephrase, not all fusion is good

#

But fusion cuisine is a good thing

#

Chocolate hummus is unholy

strange python
#

All food is fusion.

#

It's just been around longer

gusty mirage
#

we have a place called Bucharest that specializes in Shawarma

#

explain that one to me

slow marsh
#

I was gonna say the best fusion is Cajun change my mind

gusty mirage
#

I'mma make a Sushi restaurant called Berlin

#

I've seen the shit yall post on social media

viscid spear
gusty mirage
#

all these tiktok food videos

#

an abomination

spice spire
#

Bro don’t start on that

strange python
#

All time best show

gusty mirage
#

how's that for fusion

strange python
#

That's Texan

gusty mirage
#

you like that fusion?

#

yummy

gusty mirage
#

boiled beef

#

YUMMY

spice spire
#

That’s deadass

strange python
#

That's why you stay away from Texans.

spice spire
#

Prison tactics my guy

random fossil
gusty mirage
#

imma stay away from this entire country soon enough

spice spire
viscid spear
gray crest
gusty mirage
#

actual warcrimes againts food in this country

strange python
#

Hmm

#

Have you seen Scotland?

gusty mirage
#

and then we have the audacity to laugh at the british for eating beans on toast

#

smh

spice spire
#

Toad in a hole

slow marsh
spice spire
#

🤨

slow marsh
#

they also do it with fritos

#

and chili

random fossil
#

beans on toast lowkey goated

viscid spear
strange python
#

Hmm

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

again

#

@spice spire when are you and val visiting

slow marsh
#

yeah i love that but i hate when people call it walking taco

strange python
#

Frito pie?

gusty mirage
#

why do I have to ask 3 times?

gusty mirage
#

2024??????

spice spire
#

I already answered kekdog

slow marsh
#

get fukd

gusty mirage
#

let's see if I make it out of 2023 first

#

it aint looking too good for ya bud

spice spire
#

I only have so much time off in a year

viscid spear
strange python
#

Lol this motherfucker thinks we aren't gonna have covid23

spice spire
gusty mirage
slow marsh
#

na china is gonna invade taiwan in 2023 and we're gonna have ww3

viscid spear
spice spire
#

Also I’ll show you decent southern cooking.
Not the stuff you’re forcing me to watch daily

gusty mirage
#

nah fam

#

I'm gucci

#

keep your fuckin gravy obsessed ass down there

spice spire
#

Brother I abhor gravy

gusty mirage
#

speaking of food

spice spire
slow marsh
#

Oxi prolly refuse to eat southern food but if you blind folded him and had him eat it he'd say it's amazing

#

It's just the principle

strange python
#

@spice spire have you been to monells

viscid spear
#

I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes

gusty mirage
#

can't eat pork fam

#

no blind taste tests for me

slow marsh
#

you dont need to

#

dingus

gusty mirage
#

and the south LOVES their swine

slow marsh
#

chicken hello?

gusty mirage
#

they literally cook shit in pigs fat

#

wdym

strange python
spice spire
gusty mirage
#

dif phlegm but close enough

strange python
#

"can't" instead of don't

strange python
spice spire
#

Germantown

viscid spear
spice spire
#

Yeah it’s a decent place

strange python
#

I was shit faced but the vibe was very cool

slow marsh
#

You can 1000% eat southern without touching pig

#

seafood would be a much bigger challenge

spice spire
#

Yeah I am not a very big pig fan. Or fryer kekdog

strange python
#

The whole south is Haram

viscid spear
strange python
#

Louisiana without crawfish is ROUGH

slow marsh
#

I lived in louisiana...

spice spire
#

Monell’s is a good place. Bit overpriced for a meat and three place, but it’s quality and I don’t feel like shit when I eat there

gusty mirage
#

@spice spire how do you feel about raw meat

viscid spear
gusty mirage
slow marsh
#

yeah i have the shit end of the stick in terms of states

#

Louisiana, Idaho, LA

viscid spear
gray crest
#

Just add Ohio to that list

viscid spear
strange python
#

Nola the only city that impressed me tbh

slow marsh
#

I did live in Maryland but i was a kid

#

and DC

#

and then San Antonio is pretty ok

spice spire
gusty mirage
#

okay

#

you have to promise me to try this

#

PROMISE ME

strange python
slow marsh
#

Nola is high key overrated unless you're going to party or are just there to see the historical stuff for a day

spice spire
strange python
spice spire
#

Nola has good food.
And I enjoyed the historic district a bit

#

Also saints game was lit

gusty mirage
strange python
#

Koobideh?

spice spire
viscid spear
spice spire
#

Outside of like

#

Living things

gusty mirage
#

buddy

#

mary's little lamb was baahing that morning

#

don't you worry