assassination

[royal lantern]

and i only know 1 actually good warlock

[bold drum]

and leeching poison

[royal lantern]

but that guy is a beast

[strange python]

In SoD we had a DH who was rank 1 on every fight by over 10% the rank 2, while not getting externals. Then he quit because he got bored of raiding.

[spice spire]

My guild has an insane warlock/warrior player. Weird combo I know

[gusty mirage]

how dare you

[uncut echo]

They like getting W's

[strange python]

Bdggs warlock is a clicker who doesn't use weakauras

[uncut echo]

What can they say

[spice spire]

[strange python]

He's insane

[bold drum]

my guild has an insane feral

[spice spire]

Mine has a literally insane feral. Mf thinks he’s a cat irl

[strange python]

Wait nvm he went to incarnate

[royal lantern]

thats more of an "warlock is stupid op and plays itself" then a "guy is a beast"

[uncut echo]

Does he meow irl

[strange python]

He was getting scouted by liquid while in a us40 guild. Warlock is op but he's also nutty

[bold drum]

weak ours is a cat

[spice spire]

I’ve had to ban meowing on raid nights, if that answers your question

This isn’t a joke

[uncut echo]

Jfc.

[royal lantern]

we had a fire mage that was singing during combust

[uncut echo]

Y'all recruiting?

Lmao

[thorn fjord]

You mean the Meow cat mount thing?

[spice spire]

Nah, he’s a nice lad. Just a bit weird

[thorn fjord]

That shit was great before they nerfed it

[strange python]

Is Parser still guildless?????

[uncut echo]

My guild fucking sucks

[spice spire]

Mine is a casual Andy guild

[thorn fjord]

Id tell you to come join ours but then we would be competing for the same spot so thats gonna be a no from me dawg

[bold drum]

[uncut echo]

I like aotc and chill guilds or CE every tier

Anything inbetween is actual dogass

[spice spire]

Dogass

[uncut echo]

And they elected to get CE for the first time and haven't seen Halondrus in sepulcher

[bold drum]

crab

love the boss tho

[spice spire]

I know a lovely AotC and chill guild on hyjal. I’d say sure come join; but we already have two rogues

[strange python]

Invictus recruiting rogues btw. Their gm reached out

[spice spire]

Invictus

[strange python]

Eh? They got a rep?

[balmy condor]

elusive still recruiting for their 70 hour raid week?

[strange python]

Yes.

[balmy condor]

banger

[uncut echo]

That's fucking cursed tbh

[strange python]

Swift lied to my face Bout it

[bold drum]

i saw that

[spice spire]

Not particularly.
They’re not anywhere close to elusive. Just personalities on the grape vine kinda deal

[strange python]

I asked if they if and he said they never have.

[thorn fjord]

Wait you’re on Hyjal?

[spice spire]

Or any like actual dog level guild. They’re a fine guild

[gusty mirage]

they tried poaching one of our warriors

[spice spire]

I was for a very short time. But then moved on. I raided mythic (casually) with them on CN

Lovely group of people

[strange python]

Two of my friends went there, a raider dropped a hard N bomb first night

[thorn fjord]

Which guild? We’re on Hyjal US actually lol

[gusty mirage]

[thorn fjord]

Grey parses tried poaching a bunch of our people Lolol

[gusty mirage]

@gloomy knoll thots?

[spice spire]

Accidentally told their rl that I can go deeper (to her) instead of clarifying speak Deeper

[strange python]

Grey parses or grey?

Grey is CURSED

they got kitui

[thorn fjord]

They were a joke

[strange python]

Kitui is guild death.

[spice spire]

They just changed names, chaos muppets

They have a ton of insane players tho

[thorn fjord]

They have a few

[gusty mirage]

ask Esra how much he enjoyed that HoF grind in SoD

[thorn fjord]

But the majority of the guild is ass

[strange python]

Esra was fried by the time he left elusive

[royal lantern]

sounds like any guild ever

you have 5 good people

and 15mouthbreather

[strange python]

Nascent kinda cracked

[royal lantern]

and hope that the 5 get all mechanics by that 1 pull

[spice spire]

Esra is in a better place since he left elusive I feel

[marble hemlock]

hes still esra

[spice spire]

Better esra than second most popular personality in their household

Mister nova owner 🤨

I’m not even second in my household 🤨

[royal lantern]

i thought nova owns seli?

[spice spire]

True

[strange python]

I never hear anything about spike flail. But jinjita seems crazy good.

[marble hemlock]

how do you know youre not talking to nova right now?

[spice spire]

So true bestie

I hope so, I love nova

[royal lantern]

george and nova talking

best timeline

[spice spire]

True, could be Arthur tho

Also I’m not doing shit at work today

[balmy condor]

does jinjita raid in elusive?

[strange python]

Wait is sythrial back?????

[strange python]

Spike flail

[balmy condor]

oh

never heard of them

[strange python]

They're like us 30

[uncut echo]

Guys, it is my absolute pleasure to inform you that I finally kicked my cold, and I can taste my food again

[spice spire]

Aren’t they MG?

[gusty mirage]

that's the guild shino applied to and they shit all over him and he tried bragging about it

[strange python]

Yeah

[gusty mirage]

mfer applied with a green avg parse as a DH

[strange python]

Sythrial is back on rogue o shit.

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

[neat plank]

I really enjoy listening to Ion explain things

[royal lantern]

my last Raiding logs where SoD, and they look so cursed

[neat plank]

I want to have daily Ion content

[royal lantern]

blue/purple for the first half, and then Fate/KT/Sylvanas all just gray

[gusty mirage]

what about habibi Ion? I can toss the stream on and talk for you if you want

[strange python]

No one cares about sythrial coming back 😦

[uncut echo]

My last time being goated was rank 43 Antoran High Command

And rank 2 healing bdk mythic skolex

[balmy condor]

no one cares cause who?

[strange python]

He's CRACKED

[thorn fjord]

I got 3rd overall Sausage at one point

[strange python]

Prob had highest 0 external parses all xpac

[spice spire]

Buddy I’ll show you third overall sausage

[nocturne lagoon]

sounds like a BLAST

[uncut echo]

Ayo?

[thorn fjord]

fotm was killing it most SL tho

He had like top 3 kills on almost every boss lol

[spice spire]

You mean the second best rogue in nocco?

[royal lantern]

rank7 prepatch Fatescribe as assassination (14 kills where done in total cus nobody plays that shit spec in prepatch)

[uncut echo]

NUT

[strange python]

Private log sadness

[gusty mirage]

you should reconsider their offer goblino

[uncut echo]

I never got higher than a 95 on outlul because I didnt have all the busted shit from raiding all s4

But I did pretty okay

[strange python]

Nexus sx need rogues too 😉

[gusty mirage]

I LOVE KirbyAu WOW

[strange python]

500 pulls sylv post nerf

[gusty mirage]

hey woah woah woah, my SoD guild took like 265 I'm in no room to talk shit

[nocturne lagoon]

Kirby should recruit blas0n

[thorn fjord]

500+ here too post nerf LOL

[spice spire]

True and real

[gusty mirage]

I'll buy merch if they do

[nocturne lagoon]

crossover of the year

[strange python]

I regret turning down nascent 😦

[thorn fjord]

Y'all get people trying to recruit?

Ive never been hit up 😦

[strange python]

Yeah a lot

[thorn fjord]

Would be nice for the ego

[balmy condor]

if it makes you feel better, I have gotten 1 dm

all expac

[strange python]

Elusive messages me every few weeks because they forgot they already messaged me.

[gusty mirage]

I've gotten 0 since season 2

[spice spire]

I’ve received a lot, oddly. But mid tier guilds want mid tier rogue

[nocturne lagoon]

is it doobie

[gusty mirage]

I fell off bro

I'm washed

[grim tangle]

I got so many offers when I played disc priest, only once on rogue

[strange python]

Swift himself

[grim tangle]

I was terrible at disc

[nocturne lagoon]

damn

[uncut echo]

I got dmed to join Might on ZJ once

[nocturne lagoon]

i wish blas0n would dm me...

[strange python]

I asked swift if they or and he legit said no.

[gusty mirage]

want me to DM him for you?

[strange python]

Ot

[gusty mirage]

I got credentials bro

[uncut echo]

Ye mr. Orange RH name

Based

[gusty mirage]

"Ravenholdt shadowblade with the smallest wiener"

[nocturne lagoon]

i tried to apply but he didnt acknowledge my existence

[uncut echo]

Cred pilled

[strange python]

Invictus probably best guild looking for rogues ATM

But I have a lot of faith in fitlakare

[gusty mirage]

I either raid with @nocturne lagoon or I raid with @balmy condor or I don't raid

[nocturne lagoon]

ez

[spice spire]

You raided with me once

[strange python]

Where are you even playing in df

[spice spire]

And I got shit on for a week for it

[gusty mirage]

yeah cause I made your guild angy

[spice spire]

Was a good time

[balmy condor]

I either raid, or I don't

[gusty mirage]

@nocturne lagoon what does kittenz's dumb ass change in our recruiting page?

[uncut echo]

Schrödinger's Raider

[gusty mirage]

"WORLD FIRST FATED LIHUVIM"?

also ask your brother where our gamer gummies are

[nocturne lagoon]

WORLD FIRST MYTHIC FATED LIHIVUM WHEN WE WERE THE ONLY ONE RAIDING WOW

[gusty mirage]

I'm a RWF raider now

I want my gamer gummies

[strange python]

What guild

[gusty mirage]

Back in March on Illidan

[strange python]

Ooo

Sounded like early shift

[balmy condor]

early shit

[gusty mirage]

we got the only lihuvim pull that wasn't bugged

[balmy condor]

[gusty mirage]

it was bugged for everyone else

so they skipped it

[gusty mirage]

more like "early homophobic & racist slurs"

[strange python]

Elusive?

[balmy condor]

early shift

[gusty mirage]

well yeah

early shift too tho

[strange python]

The shit I've heard come out of elusive discord recordings is wild

[gusty mirage]

world first vigilante guardian early shift

[thorn fjord]

I have yet to play with anybody from this discord

[nocturne lagoon]

are they french canadian ?

[thorn fjord]

That has to change during DF

[balmy condor]

are you NA

[thorn fjord]

Yeah

[spice spire]

Yeah he’s on hyjal

[balmy condor]

aight remind me to avoid you

[strange python]

I did a painsmith pug with whispyr

[gusty mirage]

lmfao

[spice spire]

Damn whispyr

I can’t believe you’d do that man

[gusty mirage]

I used to boost in huokon with the homie @prisma carbon 🙂

[thorn fjord]

He cant get out parsed by a scrub i understand

[gusty mirage]

absolute gamer

[thorn fjord]

🤣

[spice spire]

I’ve played with quite a few sin rogues here

[balmy condor]

I just write words man

[spice spire]

Everyone is lovely here

[balmy condor]

you think I can push buttons?

[thorn fjord]

I WOULD HOPE SO

[gusty mirage]

fair warning if you play with @spice spire and he plays his mage, just alt f4

save yourself the headache

[spice spire]

Snap barrier buddy, new meta

[thorn fjord]

oof

[nocturne lagoon]

this discord feels fresh after going into the warrior meathead one

[gusty mirage]

mfers took my 213 ilvl hpal into a 15

and then complained that I couldn't heal them properly

[thorn fjord]

zug zug

[gusty mirage]

and this asshole uses coldsnap for ice barrier instead of block

[spice spire]

It was an absolute 🐀 run

[gusty mirage]

[strange python]

Try dreamgrove next.

[spice spire]

Buddy think of my eye uptime!

[thorn fjord]

lolol

[spice spire]

I was doing it for the eye uptime!

[nocturne lagoon]

I'd rather play shadowpriest with 4% haste.

[gusty mirage]

I'll show you an eye

[spice spire]

[balmy condor]

reminds me that our newly promoted mod is just leading the off-topic conversation in our very important and serious spec channel

think it's demotion time

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-phillips-look-at-me-im-the-captain-now-gif-5038544

[thorny pond]

bring in the men

[balmy condor]

first day on the job

already snoozin

[strange python]

Whispyr it's either this or exsang

[thorn fjord]

TBF it shouldnt count till Monday

[twilit hollow]

Orange name oxi

It's over

[gusty mirage]

we can go back to everyone bitching about slice and dice & exsang if you want

[thorny pond]

Remote CttC, remove exsang

[balmy condor]

shiv is the problem

[nocturne lagoon]

oxi should i play rogue with you

[thorn fjord]

Anything but slow mode tbh

[gusty mirage]

yes

[twilit hollow]

Whisp don't let oxi ban me

[thorny pond]

make sin 1 dimensional spec again

[strange python]

Why are people mad about snd

[spice spire]

Don’t

[gusty mirage]

make fael play warrior for rally @nocturne lagoon

Oxi and Stabdeeznuts reunited

[balmy condor]

okay, banning you myself

[twilit hollow]

Ty ty

[nocturne lagoon]

stabdeeznuts CHAD

[gusty mirage]

it's clunky and doesn't fit the theme of Assassination

and it's been problematic since the VERY start

[nocturne lagoon]

might actually level my rogue idk yet

[uncut echo]

Bring back toxic blade

[spice spire]

I hate this

[slim hamlet]

That is one of the best wowhead comments to this day

[uncut echo]

Keep shiv utility ty

[spice spire]

We literally have two toxic blades here rn

[uncut echo]

Separate it

Shiv is a utility spell

[subtle tundra]

Thanks for the ping. Why you have to make it personal. Wanna fight?

[spice spire]

1v1 me irl buddy

[slim hamlet]

oof

hit him with the "buddy"

[royal lantern]

and people complain about button bloat?

[uncut echo]

People fucking suck

[nocturne lagoon]

.@somber pewterbuffer

[uncut echo]

Just be better

[spice spire]

Rip my man Bruce

[thorny pond]

Bruce Wayne?

[bold drum]

imaigne being that guy, you are in the meeting of your life big job promo coming up and you get pinged on the rh discord

[thorny pond]

does your phone ring violently when you get @bold drum ?

[nocturne lagoon]

my apologies to bruce

[subtle tundra]

I'm at a concert. Can't rn.

[spice spire]

Imagine not having all discord’s muted

[bold drum]

i have discord muted

[spice spire]

Enjoy and be safe.

[thorn fjord]

Who ya watching?

[bold drum]

bc im such a and get hundreds of dms

[subtle tundra]

Some Romanian rock band

[thorn fjord]

Sounds intense

[spice spire]

It’s not that bad for me.
Maybe 20 a day?

[subtle tundra]

It's chill 😊

[thorn fjord]

Damn people really be DMing you like that?

[teal bloom]

Death marking

[spice spire]

Yeah

I’ve been mfd’d a lot

[thorn fjord]

Being a mod would drive me crazy

Stranger danger in the shadows

[spice spire]

No no no I rarely get shit from here tbh. Whíspyr probably gets like 98% of the stuff

[strange python]

He's the nicest

[gusty mirage]

people stopped DMing me when I started being mean

[strange python]

No one pings Oxi except for flame

[gusty mirage]

@spice spire just a bitch

[strange python]

See

tOXIc

[gusty mirage]

[thorn fjord]

Lol i can imagine being a lowly rogue trying to get better DMing oxi

and getting an OI FUCK OFF

[gusty mirage]

hey woah

every single DM I've gotten

I've answered all their questions and was very nice to them

you're all just a bunch of assholes

so you deserve it

[thorn fjord]

uhuh

[royal lantern]

[bold drum]

[strange python]

Can confirm. Am toxic.

[prisma carbon]

Yo

[thorn fjord]

Hey we like to chime in and help every now and then also

[gusty mirage]

hope you've been well homie

[slim hamlet]

Do the smart thing - Be unknowledgeable about everything, so no one can ask you shit

[royal lantern]

my life

be stupid and happy

except when exsang comes up

[slim hamlet]

Yep

[bold drum]

[uncut echo]

I made so much money in Huokon

I sold 20s for big dosh too

[gusty mirage]

rip my 200-300k a week

[uncut echo]

Fucking right man

I'm sitting on 7m

So I'm cozy asf for df

[thorn fjord]

I woulda bought MW2. if i had 7m

aint no way im dropping $70 on a cod

[neat plank]

i have 220k

[balmy condor]

what if I convert my wowhead money into tokens

[thorn fjord]

that would be -1 tokens amirite?

[royal lantern]

yes

[balmy condor]

nah wowhead is gud money

[bold drum]

whispyr on his way to buy his thrid lambo with the wowhead money

[thorn fjord]

sick

[balmy condor]

it's obviously not like a 40 hour work week 52 weeks a year

but the work that I do is gud

[thorn fjord]

Damn so you actually get paid? Thats sick

[neat plank]

you get paid for those contributions?

[bold drum]

also has the big method money now he can also afford a helicopter

[thorn fjord]

1080 work or W2 work tho?

[balmy condor]

yes, I get paid to write guides

[thorn fjord]

👀

[solid mica]

How much better is blindside than ttb in st?

[balmy condor]

y'all think I just spend 100 hours 2 weeks before an expansion launch writing guides for fun?

fucking crackheads

[neon kindle]

Mfer gets paid to sim, look at the numbr, and write detailed guides. He livin the life

[balmy condor]

I don't get paid to sim tho

[neat plank]

yes, actually

[neon kindle]

Fine, i'll pay you

[uncut echo]

You sim because you like it

[royal lantern]

yes

[balmy condor]

I get paid for wowhead, get paid for method, and I make a little bit streaming

[thorn fjord]

We thought you did it for the love of the game

[balmy condor]

and everything else is nada

[spice spire]

He does a ton for the love of the game

[bold drum]

surely you would do it for free bc you love the game

[neon kindle]

Enough to not have a job on the side?

[balmy condor]

yeah surely

[spice spire]

I’d pray not kill himself for it

[thorn fjord]

SURELY

[balmy condor]

not even close

[neon kindle]

Kk just checkin

[gusty mirage]

hi esra

[thorn fjord]

It pays for his Din Din's with the lady

[gloomy knoll]

What up do

[gusty mirage]

welcome to the convo 30 minutes later

[thorn fjord]

thats sick actually

[gusty mirage]

elusive dropping N bombs

that's the tldr

[gloomy knoll]

Oh the racism yea it’s def real

It’s not everyone but there’s a few people who be slanging them slurs

[royal lantern]

thats just GAMER TALK smh my head

[balmy condor]

during beta/patch cycles, wowhead is by far the biggest source of wow income

and uh

it's like

pretty good

[thorn fjord]

Hard r's though or the slang?

[oblique rain]

@limber lion Hello man big fan of yours, idk if you remember but we use to blast keys in season 2 SL . I just got recently into playing Assa and I have some questions regarding the rotation on different situation. At how many targets should I stop rupturing everything and just spam CT? And does it depend on haste breakpoints and if I have bloodlust on also. And I really like playing Exsanguinate, so I usually have it on every scenario. Does that make a difference too?

And my seconds question is regarding rogues overall scaling in raids next tier. I really enjoy playing assa and rogue in general, but my officers are really pushing me towards havoc atm. I heard havoc scales better and since its already doing more dmg, is that something I should be scared of? And Im the only rogue atm in the guilds, I tried to tell them atrophic poison is real thing and we should use it! But idk man, maybe I could borrow you a bit and you could try to explain all this to them.

I dont know if you do these things, but I would really appreciate if you can spare few minutes for old dungeon pal. Good luck to next tier anyways! Hope to see you blast those rank ones again!

[gloomy knoll]

I was eating lunch

Hard rs

[thorn fjord]

dont spam CT

[slim hamlet]

make me

[bold drum]

play exsang

[odd prism]

ceverion fanbois gather up

[copper hazel]

Cev bout to get paid

[balmy condor]

it's either really wholesome

[thorn fjord]

or really toxic? lolol

[balmy condor]

or a really elaborate troll trying to sneak scaling in

[thorn fjord]

Id like to think its the former

[balmy condor]

same

[copper hazel]

says he likes exsang

this is direct attack

[thorn fjord]

Atrophic def is a thing too and should be nice... Do they want you playing DH because of darkness or?

Whats the reasoning behind DH over Rogue it shouldnt be that much of a difference imo

[oblique rain]

I played rogue as alt in bfa and really liked exsanguinate

idk if its simmimg good atm

[thorn fjord]

Oh man

[steel ridge]

leaning towards troll

[oblique rain]

and yea, im ceverion fan

[gusty mirage]

oh then you're about to be excited

[balmy condor]

it's simming as good as a capstone

[thorn fjord]

LMAOOOO

THIS MAN

[slim hamlet]

Has to be a bait for the exsang conversation to start... again

[gusty mirage]

it's not a rare opinion to have wtf is wrong with yall

a lot of people loved exsang in 8.3

[thorn fjord]

Que "Several people typing"

[bold drum]

[odd prism]

this tbh

[gloomy knoll]

I like exsang

[copper hazel]

8.3 exsang was indeed the juice

[slim hamlet]

There we go

[bold drum]

exsang was a banger in 8.3

[spice spire]

You mfs love cev, I’m an anonymous stan, that dude is simply built diff and topping the sin leaderboards

[bold drum]

[steel ridge]

sin had like 3 buttons in 8.3 tho compared to 9000 now

[gloomy knoll]

Giga juicing fatty bleeds and watching mobs just delete themselves

[gusty mirage]

im about to galecallers boon my foot up yer ass

[uncut echo]

Ok red

[steel ridge]

did someone say Blood of the Enemy?

[oblique rain]

Idk, my brain thinks at some target point spamming ct is more valuable than multi dotting with rupture. But if you say dont spam it, then I wont ofc. Just feels strange

just trying to learn

[bold drum]

know what felt weird, pressing ct in st in sepulcher bc of tier

[copper hazel]

[steel ridge]

ok what is happening

[bold drum]

all the fanboys are coming out

even reading this gives me a headache

[honest vessel]

that is the most cursed message

[copper hazel]

i mean, its 100% a troll

[honest vessel]

ye

[copper hazel]

TTB leggo

[honest vessel]

but like

[steel ridge]

everyone knows 34% crit is the sweetspot

[honest vessel]

i couldnt do that well if i tried

[bold drum]

esp for assa

assa is famous for liking vers

[copper hazel]

Warcieft has some explaining to do here

[odd prism]

vers is good so you dont need to press feint

[bold drum]

im saving that pasta tho

thats a good one

[steel ridge]

me in raid

[royal lantern]

sweetspot? without 34% its unplayable

[copper hazel]

its going in whispyrs chat next time he streams

[odd prism]

i think this @left cedar guy is making @oblique rain look bad

[spice spire]

Gonna delete that one

[slim hamlet]

I was reading that

man

[gloomy knoll]

[next edge]

I was reading it

[spice spire]

Hope you saved the pasta friends

[next edge]

dictator George

fk u

[slim hamlet]

[next edge]

[spice spire]

Unreal

[bold drum]

[next edge]

First time I read in 28 years and you delete it

[burnt latch]

who pinged?

[next edge]

hope you happy

[slim hamlet]

We are the same personm

[bold drum]

[spice spire]

Check OT @burnt latch

[honest vessel]

[burnt latch]

LOL who sent that

[spice spire]

@left cedar

I’m gonna assume you know them?

[burnt latch]

yeah he is a finnish healer, a bit on the slow side

[thorn fjord]

So it wasnt a troll

[balmy condor]

slow was implied when you said finnish

[spice spire]

This is where I’m unsure if you’re trolling or not

[balmy condor]

the cold slows them down

[burnt latch]

im not sure what is happening

[neon kindle]

Oof

[spice spire]

I’m not either

It screamed troll so I’m gonna assume that’s what it was

[slim hamlet]

So anyways let's go back to the exsang talk

[spice spire]

But if it’s not I’m sorry

[spice spire]

No man

[burnt latch]

all my fans getting silenced

[static glacier]

is there anything new to even talk about

[thorn fjord]

was Cevs fan actually

You good

[spice spire]

Brother I ain’t been silenced yet

[burnt latch]

[slim hamlet]

Nope it's been exsang last 4 days

[spice spire]

Yeah new guide up check it

In the pins

[oblique rain]

Why do you guys hate exsang if its simming high, I really enjoy it lol

[static glacier]

@balmy condor did anyone bother writing an apl that just refreshes rupture and garrotte before pressing exsang regardless if they're max duration or not / one that just presses it on cd?

[uncut echo]

I like casting garrote 3 times before cds

[balmy condor]

because the gameplay is unfun

[uncut echo]

It's my favorite

[oblique rain]

gives bit more burst

[static glacier]

interested about suboptimal exsang gameplay

[final star]

This is a very fun thing to read

[uncut echo]

It's so fucking fun

[final star]

[uncut echo]

Oh my god

[balmy condor]

not sure what you mean by this

[odd prism]

its good for target swaping

[final star]

If you like exsang u must be dead inside on god

[spice spire]

I am ty

[slim hamlet]

Exsang enjoyers really have the best gameplay imaginable

Damn Whispyr really put his direct discord tag in the guide

[oblique rain]

Idk if I understood correctly, but exsanguinate wasnt played in SL at all? Wouldnt it be bit more interesting to use it after one expansion

[balmy condor]

was I supposed to put my home address in instead

[oblique rain]

I really hate when specs become too dull

[signal pier]

am i tripping or some of the pins disappeared?

[slim hamlet]

Yep

Phone number too

[static glacier]

scenario 1: I max pandemic rupture and garrotte before casting exsang, scenario 2: I refresh Rupture and garotte without paying attention if they're max pandemic or not, Scenario 3: I press exsang on cd without looking at dot durations unga bunga - have we simmed / written apls for these different types of gameplay

[spice spire]

They have

[thorn fjord]

If you do i'll send you pizza

nom nom

[slim hamlet]

Just dont fuck it up

[balmy condor]

yeah of course, exsang APL has been 1 for 3 expansions

[spice spire]

A lot of finer beta points were unnecessary with guides going live

[signal pier]

im assuming the icyveins/wowhead guides are now my source of truth

[spice spire]

Check pins

[static glacier]

ofc 1 is the right gameplay, but how much of a loss are the other two

[signal pier]

method

[spice spire]

Written by the wowhead guide writer

[static glacier]

since if we're going to have random exsang talks might swell try and talk about something new kek

[balmy condor]

oh

the other 2 are bad

by multiple %

[signal pier]

no way, the almighty whispyr

[static glacier]

all good

[oblique rain]

Since ceverion isnt here atm, can one of you guys answer to my original question regarding the CT vs rupture in multi target and if haste breakpoints or BL affect it

[balmy condor]

there are not

if anything, more haste means you spam less

[static glacier]

first page, exsang is bad - I can not pick it

[thorn fjord]

You dont spam CT @oblique rain

[static glacier]

thanks for the guide!

[thorn fjord]

Like ever

[uncut echo]

You maintain ct

[balmy condor]

np

[thorn fjord]

Rupture up to 4 targets

Keep CT up

Env to your hearts content

[oblique rain]

do I just spam envenom then if there are like 15 targets and CT is already in

[spice spire]

Unless

[oblique rain]

or just rupture them

[thorn fjord]

Rupture up to 4 targets

[oblique rain]

ok ty

[thorn fjord]

Then if all bleeds are up just spam Env on Funnel Target

[royal lantern]

the ability is in the game since legion, was hated everytime it saw play, there is a reason for that

[final star]

indiscriminate carnage baby

[oblique rain]

wow

[slim hamlet]

Does this work for full raids, or are we gonna do the whole party/group thing again?

[thorn fjord]

Should be able to maintain Garrote on 3 targets too once we get SS

[thorn fjord]

Im gonna guess just party

[static glacier]

speaking of this, rupture does more dpet than env, so why do we end up spamming env, if you said maintain env i'd understand

[balmy condor]

I think it's raid wide, and you just touch tips with whoever has the buff

[static glacier]

assuming no PB talented

[balmy condor]

but could also just be boring party

[slim hamlet]

I like the sound of that

[balmy condor]

if you don't have to physically move to touch them

then it's party

[slim hamlet]

Feels weird if ranged has to stay close to melee for maximum value

[thorn fjord]

Increases poison dmg

[static glacier]

ye but that's a "maintain env buff" not spam it

if we're saying due to targets dying I get it too

[thorn fjord]

Think its just semantics and my lack of thoughtful communication lol

[slim hamlet]

Why do we use Shiv after Kingsbane?

[thorn fjord]

Dont we shiv before KB?

[slim hamlet]

Thought so too, but seems not

[thorn fjord]

Hmm

[next edge]

I doubt it makes a diff

tbh

[royal lantern]

^

[slim hamlet]

But

My minmax

[thorn fjord]

IT DOES IF YOU'RE MIN MAXING

[next edge]

I would use Shiv before KB

[oblique rain]

why do you shiv at all? I dont press it in my rotation, does very low dmg on my char

[next edge]

20% nature dmg

[royal lantern]

🙂

[next edge]

[thorn fjord]

[slim hamlet]

Has to be bait

[spice spire]

Nvm this has to be a troll

[next edge]

For me is is more intuitive to use Shiv before KB

because the dot is already when KB is slammed

[spice spire]

You have two charges

[next edge]

so you "win" 1 sec

[oblique rain]

it doesnt say it on my tooltip?

[spice spire]

Buffs poison damage

[next edge]

But that's probably a really minimal win

just make sure that Shiv is used on KB

thats all

[thorn fjord]

Shiv KB Env env garrote shiv

[static glacier]

I just realised

[thorn fjord]

then rupt no?

[static glacier]

deathmark has done it

we're a mastery spec now boyyyy

[thorn fjord]

Thats not something to be excited about 😦

[slim hamlet]

I also don't understand why we vanish before using DM, just to make it synced for rest of fight?

[spice spire]

Oshosi rejoicing in his grave rn

I wonder if he’s still here

[static glacier]

it's for the last garotte

[balmy condor]

you wanna KB without having envenom up?

[static glacier]

to have max duration garrotte no?

[royal lantern]

iirc it was like "there are 2 ways to use vanish, pre-DM or during DM, it makes almost 0 difference but pre-DM syncs it up, so we do that"

[thorn fjord]

so shiv env kb env env garrote shiv?

[oblique rain]

Where do I get the extra 20% dmg?

or is my game bugged lol

[thorn fjord]

I thought that the first KB cast would still benefit from the env cast right after it

[balmy condor]

so then you miss the last second of KB in deathmark?

[celest helm]

improved shiv

[thorn fjord]

Well DM would have been popped before the first shiv

[static glacier]

a better way to put it would be a vanish'd garotte refresh will always cover the entirity of DM if you refresh it with 1 sec left or more, edit I thought dm was 18 sec forgive me

[thorn fjord]

Now im getting confused

[balmy condor]

yeah so DM, 16 seconds
shiv, 15 seconds
envenom, 14 seconds
kb, 13 seconds

KB is 14 seconds long

you lose the last second in DM

[static glacier]

so for DMs after the pull it's easier to vanish before

[oblique rain]

is that some passive or rank 2 which I get when I level up? I dont have beta to test these lol

[celest helm]

its one of the first talents in your tree

[balmy condor]

no matter how you spin it, you're going to have a drawback

[thorn fjord]

ah ok

I see it now

[balmy condor]

env kb shiv is just how it shakes out

to balance those drawbacks

[slim hamlet]

How about envenom - Exsang - DM - Shiv - KB? Then you still have envenom buff up + shiv for initial KB

[oblique rain]

LOL never saw it, ty man

[odd prism]

@oblique rain can you link your armory

[balmy condor]

that being said, they're all 1 second drawbacks and none of it matters

[oblique rain]

or women

[balmy condor]

so just

do whatever

fuck it

[slim hamlet]

But

[balmy condor]

world is your oyster

[slim hamlet]

My minmax

[thorn fjord]

I like it

[slim hamlet]

It has to be perfect

[balmy condor]

then you waste time on the empowered bleeds

that one is actually just bad

[balmy condor]

don't do that

[slim hamlet]

Oh yeah im stupid xd

[static glacier]

got it, anyone ready for improved poisons mut spam cp overcap KB build

[thorn fjord]

Its gonna be weird hitting Env before the shiv

My brain aint gonna like that

[odd prism]

@oblique rain neutral pronoun is 'them', 'this person', 'everyone', 'Ze', or 'Hir'

[static glacier]

are ze and hir real?

[balmy condor]

they are real neopronouns yes

[static glacier]

got it

[oblique rain]

yeah ty, Im not really use to these things yet. Bit too old fashioned

[balmy condor]

we learn our whole lives

[oblique rain]

but I'll learn

[balmy condor]

part of the magic

[royal lantern]

i dont, peaked at 6th grade

[final star]

I've already learned everything there is to know in my life

chicken nuggies

wow

shower

work

[thorny pond]

die

[slim hamlet]

overrated

[final star]

based

[royal lantern]

just wait till it rains

and then run to buy some nuggies

[slim hamlet]

minmaxing life

[final star]

?

get them delivered

[royal lantern]

dude im poor

wtf

[slim hamlet]

Where can you get delivered nuggies

huh

[spice spire]

Keep your statistics

[final star]

mcdonalds

[next edge]

DN restaurant is way better

[slim hamlet]

That doesn't exist in dk

Delivery from mcdonalds

[next edge]

? it does

[slim hamlet]

Maybe somewhere like Copenhagen

but 90% of the country def not

[balmy condor]

denmark nothing but L's

[spice spire]

[static glacier]

first finland now denmark

sadge

[slim hamlet]

He's going for the entirety of the north

[spice spire]

Certified hater

You gotta respect the grustle

[keen helm]

Why do guys play female toons

[thorn fjord]

To bamboozle other guys into getting free stuff

Duh

[balmy condor]

because it's a game and they can

[steel ridge]

rather look on a female booty

[thorn fjord]

I usually roll female but I refused to play female Tauren because 🤮

[keen helm]

Ya but why would u want to

[thorn fjord]

Smaller hit boxes 🤣

[spice spire]

Why do you want to play male?

[meager granite]

You mean body type 2 right?

[balmy condor]

because the animations, the transmog, the graphics, because they want to make a story for their character which is female

[keen helm]

My masculine energy is too much irl it needs to spill over into the game

[balmy condor]

any number of reasons

[spice spire]

Yeah body type 1 vs 2

[ancient rain]

Guys, I found the best way to make a weakaura that tracks Exsanguinated bleeds. I tested it, it's foolproof, doesn't require any custom code that doesn't work anyway and it's quite the work of genius if i can say so myself. You'll literally be IN SHAMBLES when i show you how i do it

[burnt latch]

go on then

[meager granite]

Then just don't and stick to body type 1 and let the other do w/e they like

[balmy condor]

isn't there an empowered thing in wa

built in

[ancient rain]

let me write a guide on how to achieve this masterpiece of an invention. i literally feel like dr doofenschmirtz

[keen helm]

I know it's just funny

[trim zinc]

why is it funny?

[meager granite]

You have some things to work on in your life I think

Like mental stuff

[silk bane]

LMFAO

[keen helm]

Thanks doc

[balmy condor]

letting others do what they like

hilarious

on the floor dying rn

[meager granite]

Yep....

[thorn fjord]

Checkmate libs

[oblique wasp]

yo bois, im two days away from here, I return adn I see another slow mode stirring up here?

[spice spire]

Nah

This is mild

[keen helm]

It was never up to me you always had the choice to play a girl. Its just the freewill involved is funny idk

[meager granite]

I mean it's like asking someone in the street : why are you dying your hair?
Cause they can and want to

[oblique wasp]

I mean this is the vibe which created at least 3 of slow modes in the past as I remember soooooo

[neon kindle]

Because why not

Having a pp doesnt mean you only have to play pp

[keen helm]

That is for you to discover

[spice spire]

That’s fair, but this time there’s an easier solution than slow mode

[meager granite]

Well I guess he can't play Horizon or any other game with a female character...

[oblique wasp]

Im just wondering why you guys always take such a heated topic, smh I miss the days when we were arguing about Outlaw or Exsang ......

[spice spire]

It’s not even heated.
I’m just confused on the point

[meager granite]

Outlaw should disappear, exsang aswell. Their cases are closed

[slim hamlet]

so today?

[oblique wasp]

I mean, I come here and all I see is you arguing about which character you playing or not .... y'know, boys are nice, girls are nice everyone's nice.... at the end of the day we all know that only ILVL and parses matter

[spice spire]

That’s where you’re wrong

Ilvl parses matter

Edit: I know what you’re saying, I’m making a joke, that may not come across as well

[rain oyster]

is there text for a macro that goes If shiv was successfully cast, also cast thistle tea. If shiv wasn't cast (due to range or low energy, etc), do not cast thistle tea. Trying to make it one button lol

[balmy condor]

you said "if"

can't have that in a macro

also I don't know why you would do that

[final star]

macros can only be and

[meager granite]

That's not allowed by blizz even I think

[rain oyster]

RIP

[wary ice]

The idea that if you don't have enough energy to cast shiv, you should hold tea, is also just very wrong fwiw

[burnt latch]

cast sequence macro

if u cant cast shiv for w/e reason

the sequence wont go forwards

eg. tt wont get casted

[nocturne current]

Press 1 to win this game.

[ancient rain]

**How do you track the fucking Exsanguinated dots, Dr. Deadlybrew? **

I've been thinking long and hard about this. I tried everything, as you did. How do I track an empowered bleed **that has an identical tooltip **to the normal bleed? I'd boast more about my absolute genius, but I'll let this marvel of technology speak for itself.

1. What you need:
We need two toys with a cooldown lower than Exsanguinate, that aren't on a GCD, can be used in combat and put a buff on you. I looked long and hard in my Toy Box and found Bondable Val'Kyr Diadem (https://www.wowhead.com/item=183988/bondable-valkyr-diadem) and Bondable Sinstone (https://www.wowhead.com/item=183986/bondable-sinstone).

Second step is to create 3 macros, for our 3 spells:

#showtooltip
/use Exsanguinate
/use Bondable Sinstone
/use Bondable Val'kyr Diadem

#showtooltip
/use Garrote
/cancelaura Sinstone Bond

#showtooltip
/use Rupture
/cancelaura Val'Kyr Bond

Now the last step is to set up our weakauras to track our Exsanguinated dots. Take your preferred Rupture and Garrote tracking WAs and add the following:

1 glow or marking media of choice. I used a red action button glow, thats default disabled.

2 Triggers for each weakaura.

For the Garrote WA we need an Aura/Player/Buff/Name Sinstone Bond with show on Auras Found and a Spell/Cooldown/Charges/Count for Exsanguinate that's set to show On Cooldown.

For Rupture we do the same 2 triggers but replace Sinstone Bond with Val'Kyr Bond.

Last step is to set up the conditions. For both Garrote and Rupture WAs we set up a condition as follows:

If All Of Triiger 3 Active true and Trigger 4 Active True then Glow (or your media of choice) Visibility turned on.

There you have it. Your bleeds will glow when Exsanguinated without any impact on your combat.

If you took the time to read this far, please congratulate me on this insane idea.

[balmy condor]

okay so you could do that

[spice spire]

Happy for you, or sorry that happened

[balmy condor]

or you could just use a weakaura that tracks it

[final star]

words.mp4

[next edge]

All this wall of text I just ask Kieron for the Exsang tracker

[ancient rain]

i only found one that broke half the time i used it

[next edge]

based

[final star]

Just make a weak aura that is timed off cast of ability

lol

[ancient rain]

try that lemee know if it works

[spice spire]

That is clever

But seems highly unnecessary

[balmy condor]

It works great, that's what I've been doing for years

[final star]

[ancient rain]

why doesn't it work for me tho

[final star]

not doing it right

[balmy condor]

I would assume because you set it up wrong

[final star]

do a lil nabbing here or there

and it works

[nocturne current]

But what if I play without addons.

[ancient rain]

I even asked for such weakauras a few days ago along with others in the past and nobody had any solution. Now yall be like "its easy just track it"

[balmy condor]

then you're already taking an L

[final star]

2nd paragraph

🙂

[nocturne current]

But I need to nerf myself, otherwise it's too easy.

[balmy condor]

it took me legit 3 seconds of discord search

[final star]

!wa

[prisma monolith]

Assassination WA's:
https://wago.io/SJLQKGjMM (Afenar's Group)
https://wago.io/LuxthosRogueDragonflight (Luxthos's Group)
https://wago.io/ByzCxPq-m (Devlin's Group)

[ancient rain]

Ye i downloaded the luxthos weakaura and it literally broke the second time i used exsang idk

[final star]

it's there

[signal pier]

I just deny that exsagu****e exists 🤢

won't even spell it out

[balmy condor]

lets see

[ancient rain]

• i don't like custom code because i don't understand it and it breaks with random patches and i need to keep it updated and its unpleasant (for me)

just admit my genius has no bounds

[signal pier]

weakaura companion + it doesn't do much

[balmy condor]

I just downloaded it

works great

[ancient rain]

for me it would sometime mark only one of my bleeds as exsanged

[balmy condor]

'

even tracks it by target

[ancient rain]

i need a 3rd toy that debuffs the target i suppose

just... don't let your judgement be clouded by this exsanguinate debacle. this is groundbreaking technology with limitless potential

[balmy condor]

you are a strange man

[nocturne current]

You get more rio and more loot in boss fights if the game detects you're playing without addons.

[royal lantern]

facts

can confirm

[thorn fjord]

Your RL will never bench you either

[royal lantern]

he cant, scared of the gigachad

[nimble cipher]

!guide

[prisma monolith]

Assassination Guides:
Wowhead: https://www.wowhead.com/assassination-rogue-guide
IV: https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/assassination-rogue-pve-dps-guide
Method: https://www.method.gg/guides/assassination-rogue

[ancient rain]

also using wa companion to update weakauras works well if you keep the whole wa pack. I couldn't be that guy. If I copy the 2 trackers in my weakauras the update bugs out as fuck (for me at least)

[nocturne current]

If you ever guessed why that Edge of Night never dropped, now you know the reason.

[spice spire]

Skill issue

[royal lantern]

i saw my first EoN drop last week

[thorn fjord]

Damn really? lol

[royal lantern]

yes

[thorn fjord]

feelsbadman

[royal lantern]

never saw it on any difficulty

[nocturne current]

U have too many addons bro, uninstall

its called Edge of Night cuz u need Edge gameplay

Ion told me

[wary ice]

I've obly ever seen eons drop to people that die to rives tbh

Just eat one get br'd eat another then afk for 12 minutes ans come back to your earned loot

[oblique rain]

How much haste do I need to fit 4 envenoms into one shiv window? or 5 if I start with 5 combos before I press shiv? Trying to learn this shiv thing now lol

[ancient rain]

I took it again to test it. Had rupture up, Exsanged, it changed to green, let it drop and reapplied Rupture and it kept showing as a green exsanged dot even if it wasn't.

[balmy condor]

skill diff I guess

[spice spire]

It doesn’t matter, don’t force it

[balmy condor]

working great for me

[oblique rain]

are you sure, I would think the 20% is pretty big buff. Kinda like having small vendetta

[balmy condor]

he is sure

[spice spire]

Yes

[thorn fjord]

dont force it.. just let it happen

[spice spire]

Out of pocket

[oak sky]

As many envenoms as you get is perfect

[spice spire]

No u

[oblique rain]

is it much more burst to save combos before shiv? Like if I need to kill some alliance or kill some add

[static glacier]

like one of your envenoms will do 20% more dmg

[nocturne current]

Certainly burstier, but I dont think it's your break or make.

[static glacier]

you work out how big that is

[spice spire]

You’re turning basic addition into calculus.

Just follow the basic rules, and you’re chuckling

[oblique rain]

hmm Im not sure if you guys are trolling me or not lol

[static glacier]

it's not much more. it is more

[thorn fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/total-recall-you-are-not-you-you-are-me-no-shit-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-25968783

[static glacier]

more importantly than saving cp save energy tbh

[thorn fjord]

We dont even have to pool energy anymore though

Should just be fluid

[oblique rain]

I really hated that, I use to just play max haste on my alt to get more skills in. Afking is so boring

[nocturne current]

I'm pretty sure that the haste you would be stacking to make that you would be ruining pretty much every other damage source given how "meh" is haste compared to other stats from what I've seen.

[oblique rain]

Ok, that makes sense. Thanks for the answer lad

[rain oyster]

ty 🙂

do you hold both shivs for 1 min kingbane windows? or is losing out on 12 secs of CDR (1 shiv every 2 minz) bad?

[balmy condor]

you hold both

[olive scroll]

So a word of advice: if you're ever planning to level through Legion, don't pick an Assassination Rogue as your artifact, or at least not your first one, and ESPECIALLY not as Horde. Part of the quest sends you from Darkshire to Stormwind. if you do that before hitting level 30 as Horde, you got a LONG ride through Alliance territory

[oak sky]

Can always not be in war mode

[olive scroll]

doesn't help against guards

[oak sky]

Or pvp off or whatever

[olive scroll]

and yes, there are guards there

As in guards that oneshot you from range

[green harbor]

i hate legion questing

[olive scroll]

Like, there are guards near where Stitches spawns, and outside one of the areas you need to get info at

[green harbor]

such a slog and the music is extremely repetitive

[thorn fjord]

Just stealth POG

[spice spire]

Wasn’t the entire point of that mission to stealth through?

(It’s been a hot second)

[balmy condor]

yeh

that's the artifact questline

had to stealth through

[brazen oasis]

the 2nd rupture here is to have it improved by er ye?

[balmy condor]

yes

[spice spire]

Ye

Fuck

[brazen oasis]

but why not garrote > er > rupture?

[thorny pond]

Get faster George

[balmy condor]

because that wouldn't max the pandemic

[olive scroll]

See, I misread my questing addon, and I accidentally use the port item to Blasted Lands before finishing in Duskwood, so I had to ride all the way from Blasted Lands to Duskwood

[green harbor]

guh, two garrotes and two ruptures?

[thorn fjord]

@ garrotes because of SS

2*

[brazen oasis]

makes sense

[thorn fjord]

I'm gonna have such a hard time with ER play... I feel it in my bones

[balmy condor]

@spice spire would you rather eat a hot caesar salad, or a cold chili dog

[spice spire]

Cold chili dog

[thorn fjord]

Thats the wrong answer

[spice spire]

Warm lettuce is gross

[thorny pond]

Are you secretly Gordon Ramsey?

[balmy condor]

no I'm his son

[thorny pond]

He has a son

kinda cute tbh

[balmy condor]

ye the names snortin gamesly

[thorny pond]

was that english?

[balmy condor]

thats up for interpretation

[keen helm]

I played rogue for 10 years duel me irl

[thorny pond]

calm

[balmy condor]

thats pretty cool man

[spice spire]

[oak sky]

Real

[thorny pond]

wrong channel but you all homies, anyone have a semi-toxic guild that needs a reformed rogue?

[spice spire]

Semi-toxic ✅
Need another rogue ❌

[thorny pond]

Don't blame me for trying - new job can't make old hours

[spice spire]

[viscid spear]

[steel ridge]

this discord is probably the worst place to look for a guild needing a rogue

cause you know, we are rogues

[spice spire]

Wdym I’ve recruited 3

[thorn fjord]

We got some mages here

[thorny pond]

This is the best place

[thorn fjord]

Here comes one of them

[thorny pond]

you are all my frens

[spice spire]

One became a mage

[viscid spear]

I bitched on this channel and got into a guild

[thorny pond]

and I like playing with friends

[spice spire]

Plus mister beachpatrol is a mw main

Everyone knows this

[thorny pond]

this may be factual

[thorn fjord]

Sorry to hear

[steel ridge]

every day, this channel strays further from god

[thorny pond]

eh, shit happens. It's the most rogue like healer

fucking disappearing from sight, just like rogues

[oak sky]

Beachpatrol 😈

[spice spire]

Agreon got sauce?

[thorny pond]

I hope you all had a blessed Friday and for the american stans, I hope your toilets are okay

[spice spire]

You as well mister beach

[oak sky]

Well our 2nd rogue is afk for the time being but my guild is toxic

[spice spire]

Define toxic

Like we talking gamer words or just attitude

[oak sky]

Attitude

A lot of attitude

[thorn fjord]

Thats always fun.

[viscid spear]

We only had three sides with our ham, went light this year.

[spice spire]

Then it’s better than some % of guilds

[thorny pond]

I raided in peak TF - the toxicity is only able to go down for me

[oak sky]

I doubt we want another rogue tho

They would probably rather wait and see if dekai has more time

[thorny pond]

I don't even want me

[gusty mirage]

kiss me

[oak sky]

Kiss me thru the phone

[thorny pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[viscid spear]

[final star]

was that one guy trolling or nah

[ember mural]

@gusty mirage triple ice invasions

[oak sky]

Do you have a katana

[gusty mirage]

next time for sure

[thorny pond]

bye felicia

[spice spire]

Why?

[gusty mirage]

[spice spire]

Nah I meant why do you think anyone asked?

[gusty mirage]

dang quake he called you a scrublord

[spice spire]

[gusty mirage]

you gonna take that?

[spice spire]

Yeah man

[thorny pond]

slowmode time

[spice spire]

I have no epeen to prove

[gusty mirage]

lookin like it

[copper hazel]

even in slow mode, itll be faster than the Engerland game

[ember mural]

speedrun mute any %

oh wait

[gusty mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-sip-gif-25933597

[thorny pond]

new guy trolls

we get slowmode