#assassination
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By sleeping
I mean the number is just weird
just be happy assa isnt good in m+ and people can feelcraft
sin dslice has barely beaten single target since dslice was first created
if you have high rio = you are right
You could just do st and do more dps, surely that’s not realistic or
downtime exists
Sure
all my dreams
things like blindside are zdps aoe
"maybe IC will give sin M+ tool, maybe not #1, but better... fun!"
"nope, same as ST still"
"...fuck."
Sac dslice
Lmao
koji probably fudged it back in 2018
Have some more jameson
Now imagine the poison bomb, and the tank moves the enemies
he was just playing the long game
my CT logic that was looking great collapsed when I tested a talent build with poison bomb

like actually from +2.5% to -1.3%
"Eviscerate has Finishing moves have a chance..."
it got so hammered
Envenom good
Sob gives 1000 agility per rupture go
Did you try
pb good, ct bad
varas is beta assa gamer, share secrets
I do like 40-50k in the low aoe dungeons
whats the gear on beta
Similar to my sub numbers
I did over 60k in academy with ic but that's huuuuge aoe
Can’t be too bad then
I OPTIMIZE CT IN EVERY TARGET COUNT FOR CT, AMP + CT, PB + CT, AND AMP + PB + CT AND THEN USE THE DATA TO SMASH IT ALL BACK TOGETHER IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL I WILL WIN
THIS IS THE FUTURE
scent gives agi per bleed per target but requires rupture
I was doing between 50-52k in m+ on sub
lol
u can do this i believe in u

Not even bad
I know there's DPS to be had
Dslice is definitely jumbled
just press blade flurry and do st rotation
Booooooring
poison bomb work with ct problem solved
Caffeine right into the septic wounds
IC is just blade flurry but more steps 
And more CD
worst thing that happens is it's still a giga waste of time but at least now I have the knowledge of when to cast which finisher
Ct now a st ability
true =*(
aight I have a huge idea
Plz no
i prefer never think
well ct has been st ability for more than 50% of tiers in recent history
How know what good if never try
wait
exposed
hold on
We should just start wearing halberds
I just wanted to meme
For more reach
Gigachad
Dev not playing the game? Not a high end mythic raider? How can we trust this guy 
why optimize 2 CT lines
Math not check out, should be at least +50%per target
Or you just nerfed it in 2-4 target aswell
when I can optimize... counts 15*4 SIXTY lines
-50%..... + 50%...... yeah that checks out
what if we get a patch that moves a talent around and creates new route for aoe
then you have to redo the brute math
Ur gonna end up in a mental institution, rambling on and on about CT
L I'm rich now
That’s a lot of mesos
probably not
+50% on a -50%'d ability doesnt loop back to the original value though
sim said average cost of 600mil
Needs +100% to compensate
and I bean it
I typed mesos maple story in google
no u right
Nice
i just jokin
Ye
Loooool
Stfu both
He'd just be a mage anyway if he was doin that
i'd send you a clueless mote now
if i had one
can anyone else lend me a clueless emote
thanks team
Sometimes i think nitro is worth the money
EU is more fun
Oh
thank god that realz guy went to bed am I right guys
I mean "what if kingsbane was on lethality"
I was mostly talking about myself tho
pff
what if
now we can bring out the REAL data
right?
well push if you do less dmg playing assa, you might aswell play kb same t ime
do you take exsang in the KB spec?
yes man 
i dont think we have spent a minute on sub dslice sims yet
I've spent 50 hours on CT
fake sim anyway, only outlaw can sim that shit
and the expac hasn't even started
push are you doing any degen stuff for df guild wise
wdym by degen stuff
degen stuff like playing the game
you know what I mean
??
cheeky splits, extra raids, hours
splitrunning?
no
nothing of the sort
the most degen thing we do is assign 11 ppl to do some crafting
Pushmage coming out of retirement to funnel int trinket into boomkins
only unoffical 12h m+ farming I guess
or was it s4 maybe I dont remember
s4 
I've never played a s4 in my life
true fact
i actually hated this season, i hated the affix system, i hated the dungeons, i hate outlaw
with my lucky lost ark patch is same day as raid release
so much hate
😵💫
ppl say that
and its also the biggest lost ark patch since release and for next 6months
I HATE EXSANG (if its only good for energy)
Same brother
I just hate exsang
i can live with exsang if theres some haste snapshot gameplay tied to it
but if its just send on cd for energy
that shit is just sad
If you know one thing about me, it's that I am a man of intellectual consistency
exsang is always bad
of course
Just delete
make it not work
45 sec cd? whoops extra 0

60s so it lines up with deathmark 
why
NO
58 sec cd then
FUCK THAT
so you can use it pre-dm
@fallen arch D:
D:
Whats this
ok, 29s cd instead so its even better and mandatory
bro that's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen lmaoooooo
@kind forge hi

herbies are the best thing discord ever did
🌿
how much of a dps loss is not picking exsang?
1.2% single target
easy W
i thought it was larger
play something else
assa -1.2% is still like 3% ahead of the law
but you have to aoe
Easy 1.2% is closer to 0 than to a 100. So it is basicly 0
my gf when we, when I, and then she did the and I didn't and then I cried a little and she held me and we ate ice cream
i am on the fake aoe side of things
yeah except ff14 helps sprouts
and my sole purpose in life is to crush their spirits and destroy all happiness they find on the internet
Here we tell people to change their name
Discord just forces sprouts to look at pins
Cos its taken
No talking only pins
i won't 
oh god I wish
outlaw = council, broodmother
assa = eranog, terros, kurog, spiderboss, dathea, razzy
sub = dead spec
HUH
ok tnx im telling my gm you said that
Cap!
why would you play outlaw to kill the small adds on kurog faster
when it does less st
because it does more dps
nah
number higher
less valuable dps
always show me 
Number bigger better
fgbotebaboon.jpg
if you know you know
Im really not gonna be able to avoid sin
push if I told you that kingsbane is -6% in single target and +7% below 30%, would you play it
theres nothing to fix, its good on aoe but so is outlaw so it has no role
UHH
for kurog perhaps?
unironically
for such a small gain?
Make subs st clap

during the hardest part of the fight
This. In recent times we had 1 ww monk and 1 destrolock in my raid team, and we collectively figured that on most aoe fights it wasn't worth it for most of us to even bother speccing into AoE
aight nothing you say is a part of my reality push I'm sorry you've been excommunicated from the portion of the simulation that my mind chooses to load

I guess depends how long under 30% is
nah i am sure dtb is still the play
if you get 2 kbs in might be giga
if its like 90s phase
execute good
but probably longer?
Most based solipsist
I got flashbacks to denathrius "2 vendettas during execute though big?"
ye
then it just depended when your guild lusted
needing validation from others one of my biggest character flaws I'm a fake solipsist
but ye top dps number not always the best way to kill a boss ya feel
no I don't feel
certain things muy importante
I want to be warlock for a tier

I wish to release myself from the cope of "this damage more important"
I just want to blast
I give really good headpats
have you seen warlock players
push did you hear what whispyrs guild is doing for df
You are valid
Jacking off
but this is true for every class
in 2 tiers they will be anvil gaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4d?
FOR TWO WEEKS
demons
THEY ADDED A FOURTH NIGHT
Rip
FOR TWO WEEKS
i thought you were a 2d guild at first
U and minalba right
That's so cringe
Gonna be suffering
ye
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RAMPING
NO

NOT RAMPING

they rode the nerf wave in sepulcher
My guild is dropping to 2d
now its time for reality check
WE WENT FROM 2D 4H to 3D 3H
Actua W
AND IM LOSING MY SHIIIIIIT
3d 3h just worse
Swap guilds
We're going the other way 💀
bro if I have to find another guild I will lose it
having to plan for more days is not it
instead of just raiding more on the days you raid
we changed to 3d3h because we "weren't efficient on 2d4h"
do you have a 15min break in 3d3h
"mentally checked out"
3d 3h is awful in farm
That sounds like leadership issue
and maybe start 5min late
who does that in farm
7d 10min
Shit guilds
WE DO YOU MONKEY
Based
oh my god
I don't think Whispy is going to sleep tonight
Like me and whispyr
Whats the best rogue spec for pve atm on beta?
ye i wouldnt last 3d on farm
Push you dont understand how bad 3 day is
farm is just another word for reprog
What type of pve
guild's been 3d3h forever. we drop down to 1-2d 3h in farm. 3d3h in farm is 
Reprog is hell
Raid setting
be like whispyr, get CE and then log out for the expansion

we do max 2 days during farm, no matter what, we dont kill last boss = unlucky we are shit go next
Sin is currently looking like it is the highest, but on fights with meaningful aoe, outlaw is a far better contender
no reprog
No dude
reprog is nothing but pain
Yeah well you think we always full clear on the 3 day reprog farm?
lets check my mythic kills
Ah okay thanks
im interested
wait? what?
you need 3 days to clear
Oh boy
Casual life is doing 2 days 3 hours and get CE last week
10 jailer, 27 slyv, 17 sire
You dont understand what world 600-1k is like
joystick gamers?
this is gaming
No worries bud! Glad to help. Dorry they're having a meltdown rn
1 parse
i do, we used to be there, but never that bad during farm

Aren't you mad about missing some good gear if you don't play a 3rd day for that boss ?
I got smoked 20 seconds into the fight and they kill that pull
its farm, who cares
Idk some people want gear
ppl would rather play other games than wow than endure another raid day
Then do m+
gear is fun but yeah push is right
My guilds issue is usually rotating in different players on bosses who dont know what theyre doing, and then some people just being shit
I fucking love mushrooms
after CE and any rekills to get any bench people CE, it's over. just zzzz out until new patch
Whispyr let's do shrooms, sitting next to an oak tree staring at the stars
but even then
Why not let IC and Exsang change positions, increase Exsang CD to 1 min and let it be aoe to pair it with IC?
HUH
You guys kill mythic bosses? 
exsang capstone?
you cant explain it to push, his guild is too good
We could be full geared and people still will get blue parses
🤮
I have lived it
Delete exsang
I know what its like
too long ago, you forgot
Apparently not
maybe not this expansion brother
if it ever comes to that
yeah but you are officer, you vote off on that and youve done it for a long time
Give us creeping death
would work nicely....IC 8 targets and Exsang them
some guilds dont do that
i dont think we have ever forced 3 days, we just didnt clear the raid for weeks
Afflock style
I thought you played Assa but didn't exactly enjoy it.
Am just a hypercasual 
please don't give us 5 dots to juggle though
blasphemy i know
You want your dots on the target for CT and envenom to give energy back. Having them insta expire is piss design
not a big fan of gcd capped assa, it doesnt feel right
I was vulpera for 8.3 and racial is on global
same ryler
yes it was tragic
Exsang will always be piss design
Pushpera?
57 is fine
bro cope
yeah like what
whats the waiting time?
13sec/300
my god
its like sub
wtf have they done

why is there no rogue spec you can chill on
INCLUDES OFF GCD AND INSTANTS LE MAYO BRO NAME AN ABILITY


The thing I got from Realz' statements is that Exsang is not meant for the chopping block, though
open discord
i forgot assa doesnt have many off gcd buttons
see exsang
fuck exsang
Literally just tea

BETTER
So let the talent rest in piss
56 apm?
Just get more haste to make it feel faster
we have the data hold pls
slow spec btw 
but it won't? It is part of the ST and AoE builds
EP assa was peak for me, i really liked that version, but i know others wont agree so its fine
UH UH UH
:---)
Personally i like 10.1
right here
FOURTYSIX
Poggo
45-50 has to be the sweet spot
wait
It has to be
A significant portion of people here wont take it for a 1.2% increase
lemme check my old azshara logs
I could do with 60+ if we got non-gcd stuff to usw during cds and slow down without cds
well, I always played it when it was recommended even when feeling shitty to play. Will prob do so in DF too
this is basically EP right
But a super slow sin with rupture, gar, ct and slice to maintain is cringe as well
:-----)
thats nzoth gear
Not quite
Azerite traits and essences and shit changed with 8.3
This was from my azshara kill
What were we at in sod
But it has some downtime
some 
Sod was aight
hiding behind consoles
sod was 52 according to sims
and pillars
Sepulcher the best version of assa
real gamers minimized the downtime

Cleaving felt dog in 9.2
nah
I was just trying to be one of the people that didnt get lasered
The fun part about sod was abusing adds and stuff
are you back frmo feral already cev
I never left
whats ur thoughts about the next raid
aoe wise
do you agree that its a lot of fake aoe
you keep saying this, I'm almost starting to believe you're serious
or are you on the aoe matters cope
they spawn adds
Yeh, I'm just single target spamming the boss most of the time
Like on Broodkeeper or whatever who has the eggs and shit
Yeah i was hoping i could just play outlaw
Just go full st on the boss
can you cloak the debuff on brooders
and stay on it
perma
if so
then assa is good for it
No clue, I hope so

hoping -> to play outlaw, wtf is this, are you ok? blink twice
Outlaw looks more fun than sin
only if ur 15 and like fast cars
At the end of the day I'll probs just warm up the bench whenever theres adds that need to die lol
but poison
Cevcatears angle

ye i mean i was thinking council and brood might be rough for assa
perhaps even last boss
are you not only rogue now?
Does last boss have adds
yes
yes
every boss spawns adds except the second
Council is an insane Feral fight, so might be a cat angle there honestly
it also has adds that shield themselves and explode if you dont burst it down, but maybe amp poison envenoms can deal with it
Ill just watch boss videos later
Whispyr said Assa felt great on Council
What build

it did feel great
I didn't even try 
it just
Dtb amp?
are there people that actually LIKE council fights?
did nothign
feeling great and doing numbers
yes
Legion shadow was my peak
I played Assa on heroic Council testing and it was awful but I was mainly testing IC/Kingsbane and didn't touch DTB
I LOVED council
I eyes close matched my sin dps taking a non-dreadblades build from chat and installing afenar mid pull
Maybe DTB is the light at the end of the tunnel
last boss has SLG type adds that explode if no burst
sub is really good on 4t now
just get carried by was
Dtb + ic for aoe, dtb + kb for st
like 140k dps on 4t good during testing
excellent
I will DIE on this hill
Yeh, hopefully they clear the last boss quickly so my bench doesn't warm up too much 
"trust me, my st dps is worth it" 
poggies
I noticed, actual insane numbers ngl
amp envenoms??
"I will reduce boss damage"
cease this cope
But also my own
no more
its also the only thing sub can do now
the BURST
i mean sub is prob good but i dont want it to be m+ fotm
they just go dh again when outlaw is bad lol
true
Assa needs a spell that does something like: Strikes up to 5 nearby targets for (40% of Attack power) Physical damage, and causes your single target attacks to also strike up to 4 additional nearby enemies for 50% of normal damage for 10 sec.
Assa fixed
imagine enjoying fun

it's copypaste blady flurry push
oh
even more fotm andies then the normal raider + they think they are hot shit for getting 2,6k in s3 as survival

ur telling me they are not?
It's PUSH week
thanks
gromnak right
yeah
yes man
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ye ive seen this, gromnak says a lot of dumb shit and sometimes its just straight banging
rare w
nah its just
every guild has that 1 5man group that just talks about m+ all the time
"omg can we kill this Boss i wanna do keys!!!!"
and then has SLIGHTLY above average score

If keys are more fun than raid for those guys why not
Because they're raiding
you're allowed to like keys, it's fucked to not respect your guildies time by not putting your all into raiding when that's the expectation
^
He mentioned score of that group
Then it is not about that guy complaining during raid time it is making fun of him for being average
ppl raid because they have to
I mean I can understand that attitude if you want to go practice with your mdi team
Most people do it because it's fun
i agree, score or skill or mdi-ness has nothing to do with whether or not its chill to disrespect your guild/raid
but it's fun to make fun of people who actively show you they dont give a shit about you
tru i guess
Is this prepatch or df?? ;-;
it's 8.2
Oh lol
Reading is hard
Back in the good old days where you could eat your burger in between mutilate presses
I was leaning into playing Sin for DF
But this chat is just actively trying to turn me away it seems 
peak
in what way?
Hi me
Going monke
Go to bed
Maybe I won’t
When
My starting soon screen on Tuesdays stream said cleaning
Many more than the negatives.
Our class has two other specs
Name one positive other than boss damage
Kingsbane back
Shrouded Suffocation back
Mich nostalgia
Very nice
"In what way" well this for example 
I See
We can take gouge without sacrificing much, the other specs can't 🙃
it's fun!
"not outlaw"
I press KB and close my eyes
you get to ask whispyr questions 😄
Yeah kinda based
The dopamine hit of seeing it on my bars is enough for me
Even though it's greyed out
shiv windows are fun
You can ask me things not assa related
Because wr play DTB
Guess I should ask more sprout like questions, they'll appreciate it
I will not
oh sick rerolling then
jk jk
im a prot warr anyway
Ask if duskwalker works, that's a good one
If you had to eat one of the CFs, who would it be and why
What about, what is duskwalker
The last sprout like question I got asked is “what poisons do I play with DTB if I go amp”

And I almost lost it
hahaha
Can also ask what race is best
Whispyr do we have a BIS list for Dragonflight?
I would eat oxi because he wants to die
whispyr do we have a bis list for just dungeon and heroic raid loot?
You said you get intrusive thoughts, but do those thoughts include stuff like "I wonder what dick would taste like" or is it just all bad?
Ye my guild cannot kill mythic bosses so only heroic
exaaaaaactly
Soon, I promise wowheads gear page will be full of useless garbage that isn’t relevant to anyone playing the game past the year 2007
oh i can't wait
your bis list is vault gear in every slot
“Raid BiS”
“Dungeon BiS”
Pog
youre welcome
dont forget craft bis
a train is about to drive over a dog puppy and a kitten, you can only save 1, wich one do you chose?
It’s awful
Normal gear cause my friends quit after 3 weeks 
i hate gear pages in general
It’s just impulsive things. Like you know how a dog hears a sound outside and then gets up and sprints into a glass door? same idea
are you sure it's not residual xsang hate bubbling over?
Is this not just adhd

Dog, puppy, kitten? Or dog puppy, kitten
Do you act on these thoughts or do you leave them at that?
Uhhhhhh
I Act on them when they pose little harm, like one time I saw a big ass palm leaf or whatever and because it was early morning there was a fat dew drop on there and you bet your ass I walked over and slurped that shit
I Save the Kitten 5/6 times
My biggest fear is heights because I have a fear that my intrusive thoughts would take over and just jump, even though I have never done anything like that or would want to ever do anything like that.
I see, very good.
actual Psychopath
Reputation increased by 250
Kitten >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> puppy >> dog
I let fate run its course, and damn whoever was the sick mind who put these on the tracks
Rogues should all be cat people
One time I saw a cement mixer drive past and I was like “damn I wonder if I could just spin in there”
But then I googled it
Cats are ninjas of the animal kingdom
And it spins very slow
And I was not interested anymore
dude, freakin owls man
Yeah it's not an exciting ride
they're the real shit
just climb inside a washing machine
I’m 6’1
My 2 months adopted cat agrees
Most ppl don't even consider getting an owl as a pet
Just buy a big one
I would love to have a cat, but I live in a studio and I'm not allowed to have pets here
The one in my profile picture
Cute
wtf man, its a cat, nothing would happen anyway
Just one life less they have 6 more
I’m not buying a gigantic washing machine just to water board myself on a spin cycle
like, you act as if a train can actually hurt a cat
My 2 dead cats would like to have a word
Oh wait they can't
because they're dead
obv choose a dog, cats have 9 lives
shitten
or puppy*
the neat trick is to give them a feeder and a nest in your garden, and slowly accomodate them to human presence
skill issue tbh
Not impulsive enough smh m h
you can then deflect and say they're "not pets"

Owltside
live in the countryside near a grove
i had an owl family living in my backyard
my cat would sit on a branch and watch them from above
I actually wondered the same thing about bats the other day
I mean that’s Just cave right?
Like you find big hole in ground
You buy them from Batman
And bat
Oh?
Bats are pretty common but they hide during the day
fun fact, bat colonies will eventually close off their caves with pure guano, sometimes trapping themselves inside and dying
Bro what
pretty nuts right
Goals
fun indeed
Just like me
Pretty sure bats just live outside normally but are only active at night
I've got a resident bat somewhere in my roof i'm pretty sure ; goes out every evening and does rounds above my garden
I got like, no mosquitoes
pretty neat
But where do they live
Man
You never see the bats
Not finland
Even if you look at trees, you don't see them hanging about
Idk
I'm going back dh
I've seen them fly around

At night
I cant handle you all
austin has a huge bat population, they migrate but during summers i think they chill in the millions under bridges

Well yeah, Batman isn’t Finnish hello???
Go to bed
You'll fucking miss me when you're of sound mind
Every single time i open this channel there’s something… interesting going on
It’s prime sim hours
I think in finland they call him faeglenshielngwn

Okay nvm go to bed
lepakkomies

🦇 👨
That’s what I said
I wanna go to bed after that one
Great m+ tank
we got an orange going off with us so we're under aegis
We just call him batman without translating
whispyr started it >.>
exactly 😄
Hey man as long as we still answer the 2 questions that will happen in the next 3 hours
All good in my book
lul
You changed
@gusty mirage remind everyone to be on topic pls
How I do damage more????
I used to get sent to off topic
Exsang
Press button better
apply poisons
it's the christmas hat
Even in prepatch???
I cant fight it anymore
@balmy condor dusk works with deathmark yet?!

Fair enough
Soon?

wtf is dusk
Maybe 2 days before launch

I looked at 4 logs and saw no exsang, youre safe
We get dusk on dm
Lego in shadowlands
That reduced vendetta cd
But vendetta doesn’t exist
I get dusk on dn
And it doesn’t work with Deathmark
I get nothing on dn
We know
opposite of dawn
Unreal
Was that an appropriate sprout question
whispyr i was curious if dusk was to work on deathmark would you have my kids?
Or do I have a vendetta now 

WOAH you can’t just say that
Open talent window -> respec outlaw
Mfs out of pocket rn
we were asking questions
You tricked me
i had one that needed answered
Okay, now how do I do more damage without wanting to play in traffic?
Out of their pocket into mine when they pay for my secret sims where exsang does zdps
I didn't I honestly didn't know, I was actually searching for something on the talent tree
I took another look at whispyr's talent builds, and I must say : tf is exsang doing in the IC Aoe build what

This chat is pure chaos
Its a good button so you just play it all the time






