#assassination
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yeh, terrible timeline
You really want to see my downfall mister ramfam
That was fun
Unreal
Peen and Nochill
hate is reserved for outlaw only
Peen 
Executie š„°
only reason i was in the sire kill nice
before 9.0.5
False
Hate can also be reserved for Exsang
Letting people enjoy things is cringe 

grosssssss
even i was outlaw there
Yeah i played pirate for Stone Legion lol
and some were playing kyrian
Masochists to the max
LOL
Infected and nochill will save the rogues
And infexious
Agreon too young to know peen
Infected*
I was joking
1200 outlaw kills btw
Real
But it was already said 
You can play PB if you're a gig RNG lord
@subtle tundra
not in sl wtf
giga*
thats what the shrug was for lolol
not a good emote for sarcasm xd

My guild wouldnt let me try Sin on that fight... it was either pirate or the bench
fkin french
I was able to play sin on sludgefist though
I was able to play THIS
Yeah ur playing dk or paladin or wait why are you back on outlaw š¤Ø
Sin in the bin 
paladin looking dog
looking like dk/warrior
Brethren 
Mods get away with everything smdh
Thatās what Iām saying man
Dunno ret was blasting on raid test last friday
oh rly
I think ret should always be dogshit though
aight help
link me a log?
I have left over fries
i dont like seeing it on the meters
Dont eat
Blender
oven?
Rebake
Keep coping. Everything leads you back to me
refry them in a pan
air fryer
Drink like a slurry
Fry them again
gross
Actually cursed
@thorn fjord link me log
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
chika fujiwara pfp
eat all your fries in one sitting so you dont have leftovers 
dont have one but it was in the group @balmy condor was in
irrelevant opinion
@balmy condor link me log
what log
raid testing last friday
The fact that you know who that is, is an L
I said that the ret pali in the group you were in Friday was bussin
he wants to see a log
He was no tombrady tho
yeah the ret even out dpsed TOM BRADY on the second fight
It's me_irl, I hate anime
oh well in that case

whats your ig
Ayo?


š

This mf out here wildin
Shoot your shot i say
meh its average
I'm married, sorry bb

Whispyr L rizz
Itās okay
its bussin compared to their current state lol
They donāt even like dual blades
WhĆspyr should have sent the hobbit feet first 
they used to actually be strong
then they kneecapped them
LMAOOOO
Paladin plays like ass
then they fixed the kneecapping and then kneecapped them again
As they should have
me and my gf both like girls so it's hard out here man gotta fight her for em
it was so much fun to play
Unfucking lucky
I heard if you slam E you become a better rogue
Same brother

what is this language š
ahri isnt even a real person
And some girl Val works with has a ginormous crush on her so I gotta fight that too. Unreal
So you're saying Ahri is a bird
Wanna try that again?
Yeah thatās a league of legend character; buddy
out here in the streets
MY NAME WAS AHRI BEFORE THAT FOXFUCK WAS RELEASED
ahri not real for sure
IT'S JUST A BIG FUCKING COINCIDENCE OK
wait your name irl is ahri?
Ye!
So you're saying you have a tail?
no shot
Nah but ahri is hot (in game)
In 2011?
Mhm!
gf sends me some IG thot and goes "what do you think" and I gotta snap judgement whether she feeling fruity or testing me, my life just a giant landmine bro
Oh your name is actually ahri 
Changed my name in 2009 :)
wait what
Doesnāt matter 
its simping š
so you changed your name at the age of 16?
People donāt like their deadnames most of the time
Sus
You changed your name when you were 13 years old?
Its a trick send no reply
wtf
Good ole P A R E N T A L C O N S E N T
Diana Frances Spencer
"mom i wanna be anime in real life"
Buddy you changed your name for a day this year 
"ahri it is then"
gimme a brake
good maths
We never forget Brian
Who's Brian?
i tried

1 + 1 is 2 quick mafs
No more like "mom I don't want this monster cock, I was destined to be an E-girl"
who said e-girls cant have monster cocks

Ayo?
this is spiraling out of control
Does that make me an egirl?
My wife enjoys mine
YO IM JUST SAYING
CHICK AND DICK RHYME
AND IN GERMAN WE SAY "THINGS THAT RHYME ARE GOOD"
SO LIKE
chik-fil-a and dick-fil-u
ITS A CULTURE THING
More like All gas no breaks
What the fuck is this sequencing

Exsang... bad?
exsang is like a chick with no dick
Brethren
you'll take it
Exsang for big cockas
good one gameboy child
but you're a little disappointed
brethren
Well actually you wont take it
What
Unless
It's ok if a mod is participating, right
....

More often than not Whispyr is the driving force behind the chaos
Iām gonna get an angry oxi dm for this one

I'm gonna go air fry my fries
thank u
I can fucking tell
Shadowblades participating
Moderate your damn chat
Stay safe
Unreal, the audacity of that cute mother fucker
stay sane*
Thatās long gone
I miss him almost as much as i miss us
Thats a weird looking spec icon
Bro?
For once, I started it tho, that's pretty based of me tbh
He had the cat ears on for that one, we'll forgive him
He clearly lost it
Pal?
That one key we ran together in 9,.1 was the happiest moment of my life. I canāt believe we never returned, maybe we did just need one day of happiness @oak sky
Idk where I was going with that bit ngl
But there it ended

He needed the MHA hype music behind him too. Ultimate GIGA chad moment
I would bring him back to die side by side with a friend
Brother man thinking back to a key from a year ago but hitting me with the ayo when an e-girl rolls up
Society these days man
FRIES, WHISPYR
It was minalba, me, icebladesx, oxi, and agreon.
The sin OTPs gooning
WHAT THE FUCK
Theyāre in the frier
Nice.
And oxi malding at my mage play
I donāt even know āer
Just move here
Bro what
I think we broke quake

well @uncut echo did
Iāve been broken
I really would go back on the grustle for oxi
Reminds me, theyāre not that crazy
big pass lmao
Dungeon slice check
Missing out on ALLLL this freedom pal
My fries arenāt crispier
Donāt ever move here, daps. I like you too much 
Fax, I'd move to england if I wouldn't get hatecrimed
Bro
Another round
I had it on 5 min
why would you get hatecrimed
LOL i was thinking the same thing
S(he's) br(ok)en, because he lied
That shit ain't hard
Itās not a lot of fries
where did u get ur fries? @balmy condor
Oh I see
BJās
Like the grocery store?
Don't mind if I do
I instantly realized my mistake
Nothing goes harder than bjs
Look up terf island
trading fries for a couple of bj's
You baked instead of fry didnt you
oooooooooooh
I cannot believe it
Itās like a sports bar but for rich people
typical wednesday night?
Ok but pizookie night though
i had a suspicion but just coming out and asking feels awks
wtf is a pizookie
I mean they outright said it 
Come to NA and ill show you
DID I NOT MAKE IT ABUNDANTLY OBVIOUS
ive been many times and i do not want to go back
fix your shit
go vote
no
I feel like I did
Ur dense homie
When?
They crispie
my schwarzchild radius is tiny
@ebon notch
ye that was what tipped me off
Tipped you off
"Men don't go to therapy"
"I went to so much therapy I became a woman so that tracks LMAO"
THAT is what tipped you off
Buddy Iām about to⦠too much homie Iām sorry
Oh yeah that was a top 10 this year
nice
That one got me good
i dont have an air fryer
I was so proud of that one
i have an oven
You should
Ive seen someone say that before so its a little more than a tipoff
isnt it just hot air
No that wasn't a tipoff
whats wrong iwht a bit of physics
Right its a dickoff
Ayoooo
air fryers are overrated; cook your food with pure gamma radiation like a real man
Isnāt skip
Bj's aint for rich people lololol
God I cannot wait until I have enough rights it's ok to joke about me
then why I drop 180 on a dinner for 2

I was about to innuendo a bit too much
Um what
How did you spend 180 at bjs
dm me
Oh date night with gabbi wasnāt it?
did u drink a lot of wine
yuh
didnt you say you're in the UK
what u order
Like bjs isnt cheap but a full pizza is like 30 or something not like 50
Y'all even more fucked up than us right now with this new guy taking over Truss lol
i cant even vote for my leader
FeelsLettuce
drink beer
2 appetizers 2 entrees, couple drinks, desert
We cant do thst for 2 years
fuck me
is that including tip or nah

180 dollars for a dinner, i'd rather cut my balls
Drinks maybe? I dunno BJ's is like the cheesecake factory type place
ye but we had 3 in 3 months
Yeah including tip
yeh
do u have to tip
just get married; you can get away with tbell dates then
You donāt have to, but then you feel guilty because they donāt earn a living wage
So you feed the system that oppressed them
You gotta tip unless your server was a complete douche

Or like at a fast food place you can not tip

Nah you tip even then. They just get the ol 10%
boys I have new tech that kills exsang
you tip when with gf, you dont tip when alone
I remember is wisconsin I'd make like $2 an hour becuase I was expected to earn the rest in tips
spoiler - I didn't
At a real restaurant you always have tip


Wheres the tech
Wife buff?
Or was that a setup
there's no punchline to that joke

The joke is that theres no new tech
So continue with the old tech and ignore/dont use
just talent into exsang and don't put it on your bars; problem solved
@balmy condor last night i went to a restaurant with 7 friends, total bill was below $100
I can't wait to see all my fellow rogues outside of court of stars entrance again š

Nah but how did you spend 180 at bjs
romania moment 
you live in nowhere
was thinking the same thing
Oh wait what appetizers did you get btw
its an european capital dipshit
@spice spire check dms
How to tell someone has no Rizz
Dude got like 4 flights
king crab and scallops probably
avocado egg rolls and ahi poke

Poke is spensive
eastern europe isn't real
Go eat beans on toast
poke = poke bowl
What word in particular, king?
it goes spain, france, germany, poland, russia
ahi = tuna
i cant eat bread
that's europe from left to right
If it aint real then why does Russia want it so bad? @balmy condor
Go eat beans on a rice cake
Just like british food
warm water or something
Idk why does Elon want Twitter if it isnāt real? Checkmate atheists
I didnt used to need off topic because it was like this all the time
Ok but teach me rizz then
OT exists for guy to post twitter propaganda
Youāre not that guy, pal, trust me
Tomorrow morning we're gonna come in here and everyones getting reprimanded
new pin gonna read Plz stay on topic guys

Iām like 99.9% sure I actually have 0 Rizz but just luck into every relationship Iāve ever had
Why wait 
When I can do it now 
arthur gives u instant rizz
W wingman
Name sounds fire wtf
Yeah but Arthur is definitely Valās animal. George is mine 
I love both of them equally
Can you teach me luck
You wouldnāt understand
I claimed 13 as my favorite number
it's one of those places where you have a dress code and you pay per person and they just come out and bring you food
Guess why
both got rizz
Nop. Val found me streaming and if that isnāt luck I donāt know what is homie
Oh shit
You in Chicago?
Nah heās west coast
how much that set u back
Im gonna be up in the bay for thanksgiving im going there by myself fuck my family
wait not a buffet?
its 125 a head but I was gonna buy a bottle of wine too 
No, they bring the food to you

a la cart bb
Itās nice
Ur such a winner
Iāve not been there; but Iāve gone similar
Wine is usually over priced but o digress
i had a bunch of soup & sweet potato earlier but im getting mad hungry being here
Im gonna get panda express for lunch once my class ends
Gotta wine and dine the lady every now and then
Ama
If not you dont get to play WoW
thats rude
this
Wtf hows that rude
Sushi is a god sent. And I havenāt played wow consistently in two months 
what ur fam do
Oh no :(
cause me and gaby never get to do dinner dates cause our schedule, so we're like crepes/sushi/brunch people but yesterday we had a good opportunity for dinner yesterday and I wanted to treat her
yeah gotta do it
Um be really cool and drive me to my grandpas for thanksgiving so i can see my cousins and my aunt and uncle
Oh I thought you said you were planning on December doing it 
S4 schedule has allowed my chick and i alot of quality time together
I should have read what you said
also I have to slowly work up the fine dining stuff
so when I propose over a nice dinner
i take over ur cf position?
it won't be suspicious
Gabbi the only mf that scared me on their working schedule
Quake say no
Outlaw has enough
W
wtf
Bring back vel or i riot
riot then
ok
But thats Raeās emote
I'd be the worst CF
Haha gonna be awesome not having tas next week haha
i play all specs
you really be out here striking like a french airport bro good for you
Buddy have you met me?
Quake is the worst cf at not being humble

the double negative fucked me up
Yeah same
Its part of the strike
Iām not humble tho Iām just a shitter 
Mood asf
better to shit in the humble than humble in the shit

All i have to do to reroll is show my RL my logs
But in all seriousness Iām just not mean log review bot #64
@spice spire when we get to hang out again ur voice got me fucked up
no homo
i just remembered what you sounded like
Bro?
Ayo
I hate my voice 
???
Quake saying papi lives in my head rent free
Send me a voice clip of you reading the laws of thermodynamics and I'll tell you id your voice sucks or not
In my head he sounds like a dog
LMFAO
if you smoked for a couple years you could voice a ford commercial
Hehe
I love all of you
Im taking thermodynamics my next quarter ill know them by heart soon 
Biochem
it makes me hungry
Nice!!
Im taking thermodynamics my next quarter ill know them by heat soon
CompSci and Astrophysics
Real
The entropy of the universe is increasing
Worthless degree, but getting fucked up and thinking about spacemath is really visceral
I love me a good heatdeath
False vaccuum decay or bust boys
That's hot
I need clips of you raging in traffic
š„ŗ
No one needs that one 
HAHAHAHA
Just zoom your clients
No i wouldnt
????
Im from california
i need ur voice for my sub notification
Consents and stuff have to be signed. Plus homeless and old donāt do technology well
My voice used to be my sub notification
@spice spire idk if my sub notification is working can u test ur twitch prime on me once my affiliate goes through?
Smooth

Sure man

Quake would you sub to me
wait what?! when doi you wake up if you wanna get there by like 8 lets say
I still have yet to sub to whispyr
5+ both ways combined right
agreon would you sub for me
3:45 (I do other stuff in am too)
Yes

No i would dom for you now get back in your corner and stream
My prime sub goes to growl rn
wtf
Daps if you want 2 bucks a month give me your venmo lmaooo
Iāll actually have a desk at the new apartment (been here 8 months btw haha) before DF so I can actually stream 
lmaooooo
W
I did the same commute for 3 months before Covid hit @empty current
I still wonāt most of the time but I can 
Ok its copium time daps
Damn unreal
You hit my doppelganger
Oh shit
Same server and everything
Ok theres the cycle
french rizz prodigy QuakĆØ
@oak sky lmk how i can help
oh so he's sick
Mental block is too strong
In the head, just like me
Say less
š¦
NO.
@balmy condor did you give me this name?
The gamecube fella
Youāre just now asking whispyr 
one by one
Did you ask Vaughn?
Unreal
Doctored

What conduits are people running in m+? WPS tooltip says 1% increased damage
Remember when they made me gargleon
Someone change my name
bro sometimes he joins chat
You already did that
and just goes "FOTMROGUE"
in his finnish drawl
and honestly i love it
im like "cev whats up"
"nothing FOTMROGUE"
Wps is fine - you want to focus on things that donāt have a talent rn
Fuddumrogue
i thought WPS was broken
@uncut echo
AHHH
Thanks xx
It aint fair
I forget was it vaughn or cev or zine or shiennar that kept changing my name
Oh it maybe I havenāt done a key since then
I'm being abused
I saw it, was 50/50 gonna change it, then straight up sent it when I saw the dad joke 
Quake aka the abuser
i guess you need to be carefull what you wish for next time
get rekt noob
Bro you said I sound like Iām from Texas
I never said I didn't like it
Canāt trust you with drawls

QUACK
then whats the problem
Bro what
Most Eu'ers prob think we all sound like we're from Texas
You definitely dont sound texas
he's finnish wdym
Ik. But does he have a drawl? 
@ebon notch if you didnt know where i was from what do i sound like
american
Ok so perception is really affected by hollywood
Got it
They probably think california accent is american and southern is texas and east coast is new york
The 3 american accents
True
Miami has its own accent also
These mfs really cant tell when a mf is from portland
I HATE the sound of my voice
i mean
Rob Halford hates the sound of his voice too
Where are you from from quake
You know this one buddy
No, but you should ask
Nashville 
Born and raised in the area
Mustve mixed it up
Iāve moved towns around, but Iāve been in the greater nashville area almost my entire life
I feel like your accent isnt that strong
Oh shit
Am i wrong
I might be moving to Nashville for work
It has its moments
I havent heard you speak in a while
have people been unironically asking you if you have a voice changer when you are just talking or just straight up asking why is your voice weird? if no its not that bad
It'll be a welcome change from the shit hole that is Miami
But i'm a brown guy and some people have told me theyre kinda racist out there
Iāve gotten that one once
Depends on what part, by and large, not that bad. But not that great either
because they did for me quite often when i was younger adults are more polite so they dont now i still really hate it i cant stand mmyself in any video
I dont think anyones hated on mine
Same here buddy. I try not to watch clips people posted
Its always weird hearing myself my voice is always deeper than i think it is
Yeah yours is fine, agreon. I expected you to be more high pitched
Yeah who isnāt younger than me tho
I'm prob not š
Well im like zoomer zoomer
how old are you people? im gonna take a wild guess since you all seem like wow veterans so around 30ish?
Under, bad news buddy
35
20
yeah same im 21
shadowlands baby
ur basic af
cursed
Ive had like 2 people give me asmr comments and thats about it
You shut your mouth mister daps.
Iāve gotten them ad nauseam

hope you get better soon!
gotten who
Asmr requests 
hottub stream when?
When I streamed a lot more I got a lot of them
No one wants that, trust 
ah yes true gamers dont shower
you shower once before progress begins and once progress is over
Oh no showering is a necessity, but none of that - Iām a prude 
Ill do a hottub stream except without the hot without the tub and without the stream
sepulcher 

Brother you okay?
well yeah i have to too becuase after workout its unbearable and sadly i have to interact with society
Same. Thatās why I wake up as early as I do in the am. The quick gym plus shower run
Same. I didnāt for one day this weekend and it was rough
I only do leg day
i didnt before i never used to shower maybe like once a week
a true degen i didnt smell at least i never got a complaint from anyone
Masochism is a hell of a drug
I do 6 days booty builder
thats why i main assa in shadowlands and df
based, I only do 4 because I'm lazy asf
I'd have killed myself no lie
Yeah Iām lying
building a dumptruck takes hard work
Showering every day makes your skin dry
@oak sky when was the last time you went to the gym
Sauce? 
You gotta skip a day unless you sweat like crazy during the day
yeah its true
I cant motivate myself to do regular gym alone but i CAN motivate myself to go climb
only thing i do is like group execrise its like 2-5 people and doing cross-fit just a begginer tho doing it like month or something
So i go 2d
I have to wear pants + an undershirt + a button up + tie + sweater every day to work
No matter the weather
Itās just a habit at this point
I love hiking, but only when it's fucking blisteringly cold
i cant myself at home but when i go to gym and have a person tell me what to do i can
Oh believe me i wish i could
why do you think professional athletes dont shave until theyre eliminated or won the entire thing
Unreal
They donāt spank the monkey either before big games
I can do normal gym with friends but its not fun/interesting enough alone for me to actually want to go by myself
i mean yeah same thats i go to the group excersices with a trainer like 3 times a week
i started to i wont be a the literally stereotype of a gamer
be more attractive get more confidence to get a gf and everything.
Im like skinny gamer but like i started bouldering over the summer so my upper body gains pretty consistently
i mean yeah same im also skinny but not muscular at all
I used to sell drugs in my early 20s⦠that got me all the ladies
Now Iām married with a kid


i never did any of that shit i never even drink or smoke or anything im very boring good boy
Ur never as boring as you think
I just streamed and a year after a pretty nasty break up, Val started messaging me - we did LDR for 3 years been together 7.
i got drunk once this summer just to see what its like
If theres anything ive learned in the past year its that
Just be yourself, itās the best advice I can give anyone
Donāt try to be someone youāre not 
and not even like smashed like i dont remember anything just like i was tipsy and you know similar to wow drunk š
My dads a retired cop⦠Cops drink breh š¤£š¤£
Since I turned 18, Iāve been single about 14 months (all through luck). I didnāt start dating until 18 - it takes time, youāll find it homies 
my problem always was that i live not in capital with all friend live in capital with having one bus go once and hour where the last one goes at like 21 or 23 maybe they extended when the party would just start
thats how it goes sure people have it worse š
Been single all 20 years
same Aware
The reality is its mostly due to a lack of effort
Enjoy yourself first and foremost, king.
same 
but not sure how i would do if i tried
Yeahyeah i know how it is i do my best
Idk if you go on tinder shit can happen
idk im not really happy with my self imagine maybe i when get more ripped
or at least not stick man
Yeah thats ok just focus on yourself
i was single till i was like 23 lmao
And now youre a living W

i rolled very low gene rng on testosterone levels like i never shaved in my life yet but i also wanna keep beard so i have a very small beard and stache
O
well i try to be its kinda hard to judge yourself
really need so wow news so we can actually talk about the game
Next part of prepatch is in a week
Did you get your anniversary mount?
Might shake things up for a day
give'er time; I didn't peak until my early 30s
its always the same dragonhawk right?
Illidari Doomhawk
try 28 š
never too late!
same buddy, soon to be 21 though so atleast thats going well
Damn Varas why did i think you were an old man
same
playing monk or
Wait wtf i didnt know we were the same age
I thought you were a year or 2 older
We aint 22 we 20
Even better
we be 20 playing wow
still have opportunity to waste life playing wow
I stopped playing during my 20's and picked it back up in 2017
been going hard ever since
real
i mean
we be 20 playing assassination rogue in mythic+\
we down bad
Masochists
im 20 and trying to acquire bitches by showing them my rio
Nah you always keep WoW a secret
if they know about vidya at all
if only that worked
if they play league or valorant
i was r1 world rogue at some point
you best believe im their duo
and i was mega flexing
People outside of WoW dont care about the flex's lol
you think so
yeah those are good man
I ended top 100 and literally nobody in my IRL gave a shit lolol
My girl just calls me a loser š¤£
my friends all play cs and lol and the general other popular games and all rag on me for mythic raiding in wow
same but im also best at league out of the group so they cant talk shit
These guys are in their mid 30's like me
Its more about being stubborn and nostalgia
They dont but they still hate on it lolol
i like calling cs a baby game
it makes cs players so mad
"noooo valorant is a baby game"
i like to make weebs mad calling their shit cartoons
but only sometimes usually i dont care about almost anything if it doesnt affect me
Hi, Iām Paul šāāļø

Hi Paul!
old men
(Thatās probably not my actual name)
its too late he has already seen the truth
Why must every one of my pals betray meā¦
Viper, because Sin Rogue.
Yes it is. She doesnāt make me horny. Not one bit. Iām not torqued at all. Full hog extension.
Or Reyna.
reyna :aware:
Me Abuela.
Reyna I actually believe people play for the gameplay
Because color scheme is good, I like the haircut, poison theme is pretty cool, I like the zoning playstyle in a lot of games, & she sounds cool with the mask. Like female Bane, or Renata Glassc from League.
DONT GET IN MY WAY









