off-topic

[tropic skiff]

I haven’t drank or ate for the entire day

Cuz it’s required

[merry orbit]

then whats another 30 min

[livid socket]

are they drawing your blood

[tropic skiff]

They scanning smth i think

[livid socket]

ur brain

[merry orbit]

thought no eating was mostly for putting ppl to sleep

[tropic skiff]

My liver

[livid socket]

i thought it was for taking blood

[tropic skiff]

It is

[wise flume]

both and more ye

[tropic skiff]

Variety of tests requires you not eating or drinking

[livid socket]

the feeling of having your blood drawn is so disgusting

[wise flume]

not at all

you don't feel it?!

[livid socket]

i think last time ive had it done was when i was 13 or something but i can still feel it

[cyan oxide]

vaughn

13?

go do exams wtf

[livid socket]

probably idk

why

im in peak health

[worthy bane]

I'd schedule stuff like that early in the morning if possible

[merry orbit]

you may not like it but thats what peak performance look like

[cyan oxide]

full exams like twice a year just to see how you're actually doing

[livid socket]

honestly ive been wanting to get blood tests for my nutritional levels for a while because ive been vegan for 5 years now

but i hate going to the doctor

[merry orbit]

thats what u do whe nu turn like 60+

[tropic skiff]

Yeah i do too but i couldn’t for this one loool

[livid socket]

bruh who does that

[cyan oxide]

I guess not first world people

[livid socket]

maybe when im 60 ill get a colonoscopy

[merry orbit]

muricans prolly need it for their insurances

lower rate if healthy

[cyan oxide]

oh full exams for me is just like

blood work, urine, feces

[livid socket]

wtf

[wise flume]

preventative medicine is always better tbf

[livid socket]

ive never had my feces analyzed

[wise flume]

cheaper and better for your health

[livid socket]

(except by myself)

[wise flume]

in the long run

I've already had a colonoscopy

[worthy bane]

Last time I went to a doctor they gave me sick leave but no medical prescription.

[wise flume]

(it's no big deal)

[merry orbit]

who asked

[wise flume]

[livid socket]

my dad is refusing to get one and im kinda mad at him for it

can you call him and tell him its not that bad

[wise flume]

yes

[cyan oxide]

if dad is old he should be doing it

yell at him

[livid socket]

hes 61 ye

[cyan oxide]

yell at him real bad

[clever sleet]

What the fuck

Colonoscopies needed to be done sooner

Prostate exams too

[livid socket]

he is getting his feces checked and says if there is something concerning he will get a colonoscopy

but otherwise not

[wise flume]

it's nothing more than a mild inconvenience tbh

[cyan oxide]

prostate exams at least tho?

[merry orbit]

imagine having a job analyzing feces all day long

[livid socket]

dont think so but im not sure

[wise flume]

the procedure itself you just fall asleep wake up and that's it

[merry orbit]

studying 10 years for it

[wise flume]

emptying your bowels is not that fun tho

[livid socket]

thats what @remote surge does in #outlaw log analyses basically

[cyan oxide]

isnt the age of doing prostate exams like 35+

recommended at least

40+ something like that

[livid socket]

does your asshole feel weird after it or does everything feel like before?

[cyan oxide]

anyway get checked stay safe

[merry orbit]

[wise flume]

nothing like that at all

[livid socket]

what thats a fair question

[merry orbit]

its not worse than ur gf pegging u last night

[cyan oxide]

ya but pegging is for fun

camera shoved up your ass for medical reasons aint fun

[wise flume]

they use a smol instrument

and you are not conscious usually

[livid socket]

she is not inserting a camera on a 2m hose

[cyan oxide]

o really

[merry orbit]

ask her to do that instead

and u will know how it feels

for when its time

[wise flume]

yeah

[livid socket]

ill bring it up

[cyan oxide]

thought the camera would be small enough that it wouldnt be needed

[merry orbit]

do it with a gopro

and then say u fell on it in the er

[wise flume]

well it's still pretty uncomfortable I'd imagine

[cyan oxide]

probably yea

[livid socket]

ill just use my phone i dont have a gopro

[wise flume]

plus if they need to take a little sample etc

[cyan oxide]

sample

what is this godforsaken link hataro

[umbral whale]

What

The fucj

[wise flume]

should there be a growth in your intestines yea

[umbral whale]

[wise flume]

pretty common

[livid socket]

do they like scrape the walls of your intestines or what kind of sample?

[wise flume]

ye

to check for cancer

[cyan oxide]

fair enough

[livid socket]

yea its not just about colon cancer its also about having ulcers or smth right

[wise flume]

yep

[cyan oxide]

they're already there might as well take a lil souvenir from the colon

can't waste a trip

[livid socket]

cuz my brother is a medical doctor and he told my dad that cancer might show up in stool analysis but if you have ulcers or shit in your colon they only fix that during a colonoscopy

[wise flume]

like I said the procedure is nothing. you also have no pain after etc (unless they have to take a big sample then there can be a wound inside)

[merry orbit]

why not have him tell ur dad instead of uni

[umbral whale]

@crude cave https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.siliconera.com/ffxiv-data-center-travel-suspended-due-to-congestion/amp/

What

[livid socket]

he did tell my dad

[umbral whale]

Are these

Fucking

IMBEDS

[livid socket]

laugh at this user

[wise flume]

that's a good call

[umbral whale]

Jesus fuck lmfao

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[cyan oxide]

ye man, people can be a hassle to deal with sometimes eh

even if it's for their health and well being

[livid socket]

i mean i sorta get it

[wise flume]

I assume there is a stigma for a lot of men because it's up the ass you know

[umbral whale]

What

[wise flume]

get a grip idiot

it's a medical procedure

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/kang-seulgi-seulgi-red-velvet-elyswisnoto-laugh-gif-13623594

[clever sleet]

Tbh the magnesium citrate scares me more

[merry orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/iu-cute-gif-18870319

[clever sleet]

I’m asleep for the stuff up the butt

Whatever

[wise flume]

the shittening is real beforehand, ngl

[cyan oxide]

let it flow quake

let it flow

[clever sleet]

I’m still not of age to need het

But when it does

[wise flume]

but since I had to go have it done because I was constipated all the time I actually didn't mind it

[clever sleet]

[wise flume]

trust me being constipated is way scarier than the other way around

[livid socket]

they should just clean your colon while they're in there and not make you clean it yourself beforehand, kinda unfair

[merry orbit]

[wise flume]

[clever sleet]

I might disagree there, friend

[wise flume]

really?

[umbral whale]

What the fuck is this chat

[livid socket]

u just gotta eat more fiber

[cyan oxide]

health OT

[clever sleet]

A literal 5 day straight disemboweling

[wise flume]

yea

[clever sleet]

Was the most horrific time of my life ngl

[cyan oxide]

five day?

[clever sleet]

Yeah

[wise flume]

5 days

wtf

[cyan oxide]

what the fuck

[clever sleet]

Worst food poisoning I’ve ever had

[cyan oxide]

did they give you horse dosage

oh food poisoning

[clever sleet]

I’m still recovering 4 years later

[merry orbit]

that taco bell meal was worth it huh

[clever sleet]

Stripped almost all the bacteria out of my intestines

[cyan oxide]

yea that part fucking sucks

[clever sleet]

It was actually Arby’s

[wise flume]

well fair, that is pretty problematic yeah

[cyan oxide]

intestine flora

[clever sleet]

Didn’t realize how bad it was until I puked up a kale salad whole

4 hours after I ate it

[livid socket]

you should chew it next time then

[clever sleet]

I did

[umbral whale]

Dirty ass place I'm telling

[wise flume]

[clever sleet]

Nothing digested

[umbral whale]

Arby's is cursed

[clever sleet]

Yeah I definitely agree

[hasty nova]

...

[clever sleet]

Now especially

[pulsar trail]

why the fuck would you even go to arby's

[wise flume]

I mean when you are seriously constipated you are just in constant terrible pain and nothing can relieve you

[clever sleet]

Mom wanted it

[hasty nova]

Why would I not go to Arby's?

[pulsar trail]

who drives by and goes "MAN I REALLY WANT A $2 ROAST BEEF SANDWICH"

[hasty nova]

[wise flume]

at least that was my experience

[clever sleet]

This was like 5 weeks before Val and I moved in

Together

[wise flume]

and some gas station sushi

and we gucci

[steel snow]

man I really want a 2$ roast beef sandwich

[hasty nova]

That just sounds like more Arby's for me

[wise flume]

[merry orbit]

sounds like a good deal

[steel snow]

yea right

[hasty nova]

It even comes with cheese and a bun

[steel snow]

wtf

PREMIUM

[pulsar trail]

I'll make you a proper meal

and then tuck you in for your afternoon nap

[hasty nova]

For $2?

[pulsar trail]

for free

tisu's worth it

[hasty nova]

Nothing free in this world buddy

[steel snow]

[wise flume]

wholesome

[pulsar trail]

it's free for tisu

[hasty nova]

He's going to steal your fucking kidneys

[pulsar trail]

AND I GET TO DIE?

[hasty nova]

This is how it always goes

[pulsar trail]

bro

[steel snow]

i promise i wont

[pulsar trail]

where's the bad ending

[hasty nova]

Some random person offers to make you a $2 roast beef sandwich for free

[steel snow]

i need my lawyer

[hasty nova]

And you wake up without your kidneys

[pulsar trail]

no i make tisu real food

[merry orbit]

beans?

[steel snow]

we hate beans

[clever sleet]

This mf eatin BEANS

[wise flume]

yuki beans

[calm elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/4d3d3d3engaged-toe-beans-kitten-cute-kitten-cute-animals-gif-13574481

[wise flume]

show them

[merry orbit]

she sleeping somewhere

[wise flume]

let her rest then

[hasty nova]

Some of these words doing some heavy fucking lifting

[steel snow]

[ashen ravine]

Yeah boo everybody who has not predicted Putin bad

[hasty nova]

In this case it's less than and more acting like Google had a say in any of that shit at all

Other than just pulling out of the country entirely anyway

[ashen ravine]

lol

Google should have known

with ALL THAT DATA

[hasty nova]

What makes you think that they didn't know?

...

[merry orbit]

they had putins google searches, "how to invade ukraine" etc

[modest lion]

id care if they harvested organs

[hasty nova]

They might have at one point

[ashen ravine]

Remember what khadgar said

knowledge is power

[modest lion]

he said a lot of dumb shit

[wise flume]

just like seli

who might turn super villain any second as well tbh

[modest lion]

yeah

[hasty nova]

Yeah and then he fucked off.

[modest lion]

and youve never seen both of us in the same room

[wise flume]

[hasty nova]

Wait join the wait list?

[modest lion]

yeah

gotta wait for anyone who actually bills you to join their platform

[peak solar]

Needs more wrench

[hasty nova]

With 10 simple donations of $5 you too could be part of our grand plan.

[merry orbit]

why cant i find a good dining table

[hasty nova]

That's a very strange problem to have.

[merry orbit]

is it though

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376389577038102540/993401330263674951/brazilian_jack_sparrow.mp4

[hasty nova]

I supposed it depends on where you live and the options that you have

It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to not find something that you'd like in the town you live in that's for certain

[merry orbit]

i mean ive found tables i like but i dont wanna pay 1000$

[hasty nova]

Oh so you did find something that you like okay, that's what I was going to say next is that surely you found something somewhere that you like

But it's either too expensive or too far away and too expensive

[merry orbit]

i mean everyone offers free delivery over like 50$ in sweden

so distance or availability is no problem

but good looking ones is stupidly expensive

[wise flume]

mr fancy pants needs a dining table

[merry orbit]

maybe time to look 2nd hand shit cus i want an industrial looking anyway

[clever sleet]

Yuki needs a landing pad*

[wise flume]

[hasty nova]

You might be able to find someone to make you something in the area but that's pretty rare

[merry orbit]

handcrafted sounds expensive

[hasty nova]

It can be, it could also be really cheap

Especially when compared to the fancier stuff depending on what you're looking for

[merry orbit]

i dunno maybe something like this but a bit "cleaner" wooden part

[hasty nova]

We got some cabinetry made for pretty cheap compared to the other shit we were looking for

That just looks like you need something sanded and sealed, not that costly at all

We found that a lot of the price for some pieces that intended to look raw and rustic were wildly wildly overpriced because of gimmicky or fucking I don't know what honestly

And a lot of that cost ended up coming from the wood that they ended up using initially being some fucking imported exotic shit but I don't fucking care what wood is on my table so long it looks nice

[merry orbit]

yeah rustic/industrial looking shit is very expensive atm

[ashen ravine]

Girl here in the train looks like Eva Elfie

[hasty nova]

Wow you should hit on her

[ashen ravine]

t o t a l l y b r o

[hasty nova]

[modest lion]

thats probably not an accident

[merry orbit]

used one cost 1900$

[hasty nova]

No

Maybe if the chairs are included

That doesn't even look like a single piece of lumber, looks like a fucking glued together slab

[ashen ravine]

Is this even vasagle

[merry orbit]

[hasty nova]

[ashen ravine]

Trash If not

😂

[median gale]

Its the herman miller x lowes lumber table

[soft pendant]

@ashen ravine

[ashen ravine]

[umbral whale]

herman miller

lmfao

that reminds me of the time someone recommended me an Aeron as a "budget" computer chair

[hasty nova]

I mean if you consider your well-being part of your budget, then sure

[cyan oxide]

Good chair is definitely worth it

[merry orbit]

hataro got a stand up desk

[cyan oxide]

And they have 10(?) Year warranty

[median gale]

Aeron is a good chair doe

[umbral whale]

sure

it's a great chair from what I hear

[median gale]

Defo budget if u work sitting and dont wanna be wrekt later in life

[umbral whale]

not $1200 worth

sorry

[cyan oxide]

It's like buying a good mattress right

Gotta spend some money to be comfy

[umbral whale]

you can get good mattresses for $500

[median gale]

Hataro gets matress from local liquidation store /s

[umbral whale]

so

bad example

[cyan oxide]

500 on a good mattress?

Damn

[hasty nova]

Just lay on the floor man it's free

B u d g e t

[median gale]

True NYC budgeting

[umbral whale]

yes most of the online box mattresses are much more affordable and just as good as the shit you buy at the department store

mattresses are one of the most over priced things out there

[cyan oxide]

Fair fair

[median gale]

Nah, herman miller desks most overpriced thing ever

[hasty nova]

Buy mattresses used to be a much more involved process

[cyan oxide]

They're all expensive af here so I thought they'd be expensive there too

[umbral whale]

i'm sure the aeron is a great chair

[hasty nova]

The features were a lot less homogeneous with varieties in spring design and pillow top, all kinds of dumb shit

[umbral whale]

just wouldn't spend $1200 for a chair unless I had a business I could expense it to

[cyan oxide]

Fair

[merry orbit]

should get a tatami bed

[hasty nova]

I don't know you visit the doctors once to fix your back and a $1,200 looks cheap all of a sudden

[umbral whale]

yeah bro

[cyan oxide]

He's Canada

He's fine

[umbral whale]

just spend 3x my food budget a month on a chair

good idea

[hasty nova]

I'm not sure that's how that works

I mean if you sit in that chair for a decent amount of time of the day then yeah

And if you have to take time out of your work week to go to the doctors to fix your shit then yeah

Also don't buy them new buy them used They still have transferable warranties

[cyan oxide]

A good chair still seems very much worth it to me

[merry orbit]

with someone else buttsweat impregnated in it?

[cyan oxide]

You're gonna use it everyday for the next 10 years

[livid socket]

mine was 70€

[hasty nova]

You're telling me your butt sweat isn't powerful enough to supplant their butt sweat

[median gale]

Exactly this, gotta go new or nope

[livid socket]

got it at aldi

[median gale]

Ofc aldi

[hasty nova]

I could not imagine buying a fucking mattress at Aldi

[cyan oxide]

Is it actually good or nah

[median gale]

Its always aldi in eu

[merry orbit]

[livid socket]

ya its fine

[merry orbit]

i only buy stuff from lidl

[hasty nova]

sinks 6 inches into mattress

Yeah it's totally fine

[median gale]

Thats just the memory foam taking shape

[umbral whale]

https://www.juno.ca/shop/juno-mattress/

this mine

queen

not a bad price and comfy af

better than any $2000 mattress I've owned

[hasty nova]

Well you bought a $2,000 mattress you freak

[merry orbit]

but u have owned 0 2000$ mattresses

[median gale]

I got a like 1500$ matress atm

[hasty nova]

[clever sleet]

You spend a third of your life on your mattress

[cyan oxide]

Looks nice

[hasty nova]

Better skimp

[merry orbit]

there is no way a man who refuse to spend 5$ on nitro buys a 2k mattress

[hasty nova]

Lol

[umbral whale]

I've owned 2

actually

one my parents gave me and one I bought myself

[median gale]

More like i spend 1/3 of my life sitting at work

[cyan oxide]

How did you get rid of them hataro

[umbral whale]

well

[edgy lion]

What if I only sleep 6 hours at most

[hasty nova]

Forest fire

[umbral whale]

one I had to get rid of because I moved to alberta and had no where to store it for a year

so I sold it

the other was infested with bed bugs

so I threw it out

[cyan oxide]

Sleep for 4h and hope that's a third

[cyan oxide]

Oooof

[edgy lion]

Got it

[cyan oxide]

Rip

[clever sleet]

1/4

[edgy lion]

I said at most

[clever sleet]

At most

[umbral whale]

damn juno got duvets for $150 including cover

[cyan oxide]

Duvets

[umbral whale]

I'm interested

[cyan oxide]

[clever sleet]

Only 1/3? Damn

[livid socket]

no its a hard mattress

[umbral whale]

yeah my comforter is 4 years old at this pointg

it's still good

but

[cyan oxide]

Love duvets

So comfy

[umbral whale]

only problem I have is this is white

[median gale]

Ye, the other 1/3 is in warehouse or on buisness flights

[cyan oxide]

Though what I really want is a weighted blanket

But they seem like a nightmare to wash

[merry orbit]

perfect for a hot summer

[elder patrol]

sleeping with a blanket when its hot? Pass

[clever sleet]

[umbral whale]

just sleep naked

[livid socket]

where do you stick your feet out if you dont have a blanket

[cyan oxide]

Nah you gotta have a blanket

Blanket is a mandatory sleeping item

[umbral whale]

anyone else feel weird sleeping naked

[elder patrol]

nah

[cyan oxide]

No

Naked sleeping good

[livid socket]

i never sleep naked

always pyjama

im a big pyjama fan

[umbral whale]

wdym

tho

[elder patrol]

I might wear shorts

[umbral whale]

I just have a comforter + 2 fleece throw

[clever sleet]

I’ll wear shorts only

[umbral whale]

like

[livid socket]

if you dont have ablanket you cant stick your feet out to cool down

[umbral whale]

you mean that stupid sheet

[serene crescent]

flowerandkieronhonestreaction.jpg

[cyan oxide]

That's good enough

No you gotta be covered with something

[clever sleet]

Nah, top sheet is the only blanket you need

[umbral whale]

flat sheet

dumbest fucking sheet

[cyan oxide]

Can't sleep without something covering your body

[umbral whale]

why does it exist

[cyan oxide]

Sticker when

[umbral whale]

I just use my flat sheet as a window covering rn till I can find proper blackout curtains

[clever sleet]

To be a blanket for mfs like me that sweat while I sleep in 50 degree places

[serene crescent]

@brazen eagle

sticker when

[cyan oxide]

He will come to your house and kill you kpbomba

[serene crescent]

flowerandkieronhonestreaction.jpg

[cyan oxide]

💀 💀 💀

[serene crescent]

holding that foo back ong

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860682194887114802/980256059727937546/CgsUwNSl.gif

[serene crescent]

Can't wait for stray

[merry orbit]

@livid socket have u told ur gf she can just go to google btw

[livid socket]

all the time

just take a photograph with ur phone imagine drawing things

[merry orbit]

ok time to order next vasagle item so @ashen ravine is happy

[livid socket]

u know what rhymes with vasagle

vasugly

[merry orbit]

and was ugly but not anymore

[umbral whale]

@livid socket how did you two meet?

[serene crescent]

he showed her his logs

at nandos

[livid socket]

who?

[merry orbit]

he gave her his left over meat

[umbral whale]

[merry orbit]

from going vegan

[umbral whale]

Guy be posting his logs on tinder

And his CF status in discord

[livid socket]

yea thats accurate

[merry orbit]

girls do like guys they have to fix

[serene crescent]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/9DFeYzGIzn4IZ5Rg-Yf3C_4bLjgIZ7uzpQqBas3QJUU/http/puu.sh/J1LH4/5ec61f0035.jpg

[soft pendant]

Holy shit

[serene crescent]

"I can fix him" vibes for sure

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/nichijou-minigun-comedy-anime-fuck-you-gif-14778256

Miz rn

[livid socket]

so the reason u are single is because you didnt manage to kill sylvanas

[serene crescent]

"I can fix him," says woman who is worse

[merry orbit]

ye, a girl i just matched with first message was "my dog would eat your cat up"

[livid socket]

nice, phishing with cat pics on tinder

[umbral whale]

@livid socket no but I was just wondering how you met your gf is all

[merry orbit]

i said i would eat her cat up

[ashen ravine]

vasagle beer bottle opener

[raw python]

!pf gm qts

[hollow raven]

Slownyte - PokéFusion:

#79 - Slowpoke

#138 - Omanyte

[merry orbit]

craigslist

[livid socket]

i wasnt gonna answer that question until u specified cuz it sounded like bait

on tinder 🤫

[umbral whale]

Ic ic

Cool

I thought you were baiting me too when you said

Who?

[ashen ravine]

what ilvl can we buy mythic shit again in season4?

311 or

[soft pendant]

@raw python

[serene crescent]

You can buy normal

and upgrade to mythic

[soft pendant]

I think end boss m is 311 yeah

[stoic folio]

Are you matching with 5 year olds or psychopaths? Wtf is that opening line

[ashen ravine]

oh

[umbral whale]

Ay man some these women have nothing else to go off of

[merry orbit]

i dunno some emojis were in there also

[umbral whale]

You just gotta shoot your shot

[pulsar trail]

Can I buy you and upgrade you to mine?

[stoic folio]

Maybe she said it as in

[serene crescent]

[merry orbit]

she wanted me to return the favour

yes

[stoic folio]

"Ur so cute Id eat you up?"

[umbral whale]

Oh she said it to you

[serene crescent]

🐶

[stoic folio]

"I want some fuck" is a pretty good opener with any man

[umbral whale]

Girls only ever message me first with "Hi" or "Hey"

[livid socket]

my dog 👨 would eat you cat 🍑 up

[stoic folio]

Naaaah fuck you vaughn

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-risitas-wheezingrisitas-gif-21432588

[stoic folio]

[livid socket]

i opened with an oblivion meme

[umbral whale]

Lmfaoo

[elder patrol]

"Im sure you are even prettier upclose"

[umbral whale]

Vaughn just casanova

[stoic folio]

And shes still here? Shes the one

[umbral whale]

Dont give a fuck telling girls you play games

[waxen latch]

i saw a mudcrab yesterday

[stoic folio]

"Do you wanna be the arrow to my knee?"

[raw python]

the oblivion line was good

[livid socket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK26bXWrOvo it was this one

[umbral whale]

[merry orbit]

i mean his gf is gonna study game design so she prolly big nerd

[livid socket]

she had a skyrim meme as one of her pictures so it was safe

[stoic folio]

And you matched?

Bold

[ashen ravine]

@brazen eagle hilfe

[serene crescent]

todays track of the day very cool

[stoic folio]

Ive seen enough gamer memer girls at my unis

Hard dodge

[umbral whale]

Vaughn found an actual unicorn

Grats buddy

[inner wadi]

god that makes you sound like such a loser hataro

[livid socket]

wdym she is hot as fuck

[inner wadi]

gamer girl is unicorn

POGGERS!!!!

[merry orbit]

as in got a horn down there

[inner wadi]

[stoic folio]

Nothing to do with hotness

[umbral whale]

I'm just going to ignore you cause you have no idea what I'm talking about deeny

[stoic folio]

When you openly show ur a memer

[serene crescent]

Hataro the type of guy to have a tier 3 sub to amouranth

[merry orbit]

pics or it didnt happen

[rocky patio]

The vegan sausage killing it on tinder

[umbral whale]

Nah but I did try and google her leaked onlyfans

[inner wadi]

LOL

[umbral whale]

That's about as committed as I'm getting

[stoic folio]

Hataro represent 20% of the monthly income from that girl that was just leaked

Or showed

[merry orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-hotdogs-in-face-gif-22427829

[umbral whale]

Funny though about OF. I legit matched with a girl on tinder I'm convinced us an OF girl

Her job is hairdresser/nail tech. She got 2 kids but she has pictures of a mercedes.

[livid socket]

only one other RH user has seen a pic of her

[merry orbit]

who

[umbral whale]

Were you here when I was bitching about paying for nitro you think I'm donating to something I can get for free?

[waxen latch]

@rocky patio austringer and nighthawk ornament for brightdust rn

[livid socket]

starts with l rhymes with snorin'

[rocky patio]

Is another solace armor piece on

And wait nighthawk

Is that the flashlight one

[waxen latch]

sadly no, still waiting for the last 2 pieces aswell

the new one

it actually looks like something you could work with

IF they fix nighthawk to do dmg again

[inner wadi]

i couldnt tell if this was capital I
or lowercase l

[merry orbit]

oh was a lowercase l so prolly lauren cus u needed tips from an egrill

[livid socket]

yes

[merry orbit]

so its basically laurens gf

[livid socket]

no

[inner wadi]

y o i n k

[surreal dagger]

lauren’s gf’s sister

[inner wadi]

@umbral whale guess what the green is

[livid socket]

chimichurri

[waxen latch]

mold

[umbral whale]

You've ruined a perfectly good steak

Grats

[inner wadi]

L taste buds

[peak solar]

ayo

[umbral whale]

Shameful day for you

[rocky patio]

The same color as your jailer parse

[peak solar]

weak genes hataro is typing...

[inner wadi]

thats my secret rae

i dont have a jailer parse

[elder patrol]

looks something like something that will burn

[rocky patio]

Oops

And ramlu is a chef I trust his opinion

[shell sparrow]

Chef of what?

[rocky patio]

Head chef

[umbral whale]

Disgusting

[inner wadi]

chef of food clearly

[umbral whale]

Ruining steak bu eating with soap

Shameful

[peak solar]

hataro afraid of a leaf

[umbral whale]

I bet ur gonna eat it well done too

[inner wadi]

one day youll have family members who have superior genes

[merry orbit]

hataro the type of guy to pretend it taste soap to be edgy

[livid socket]

its nice tasting soap though

[umbral whale]

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

[rocky patio]

AZERITE NECK

[soft pendant]

I think I have every nighthawk ornament tho

[raw python]

IRIS NECK

iris > blood

[peak solar]

bote neck

[soft pendant]

Is it the good Austringer ornament

Or the white one

[rocky patio]

breath of the dying >

[soft pendant]

Based Rae

[raw python]

purification protocol >

[rocky patio]

There is only 1 austirnger ornament

I believe

[soft pendant]

Oh so they’re all garb

[rocky patio]

Proc a delete on a mage combust target

[umbral whale]

Unironic azerite beam Peddler

[median gale]

This the same kinda dude to get mad at someone for making their food 0.001sec slower than normal

[soft pendant]

I’m thinking of the gambit ones I think

Like spare rations

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

Those are goated

[umbral whale]

[raw python]

best gaming moments

[peak solar]

top 10 anime betrayals

[soft pendant]

Isn’t there a clip somewhere of like a last boss junkyard getting deleted in a 15

[peak solar]

guy vs bote

[soft pendant]

Like for over a mil

[raw python]

i think the most health i ever executed was around 1.3mil or something so probs

could probably go find it in outlaw somewhere pinging odo with it

[median gale]

I wanna see guy speedrun Oot

[soft pendant]

Guy doesn’t have the patience to speedrun oot

[peak solar]

i miss zap claw

[raw python]

same

[soft pendant]

Lotta tricks are frame perfect

[raw python]

that shit was nuts

[median gale]

@wheat onyx can u pls speedrun Oot pls?

[peak solar]

divers folly was bussin

in junkyard

oof

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

Divers folly proccing at the end of psychus

[peak solar]

mega zaps

[soft pendant]

[rocky patio]

@wheat onyx please stop being sick

I’m worried

[soft pendant]

Botd hits for 2.5mil

[median gale]

Wait... guy is sick?

[livid socket]

sick with it

[peak solar]

shock bot + bote + folly + 5 buff

[rocky patio]

Yes he is anti vax and got COVID

[median gale]

gunna stay 3 servers sway

[peak solar]

still less than tank

[rocky patio]

Didn’t trust the sims on the vaccine

[soft pendant]

Was the vaccine oversimming

[median gale]

Makes sense, guy also doant trust the outlaw sims

[serene crescent]

Ayo Moderna found a 0.1% immunity gain

[surreal dagger]

avoidance stacking not enough.

[livid socket]

vaccine is simbait 📣

[soft pendant]

Vaccine takes into account 100% antibody uptime

[surreal dagger]

this is why i have 400% uptime now

[soft pendant]

Ban PI (personal ivermectin)

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483348725704556557/993873243008151602/IMG_2198.jpg

[serene crescent]

Hataro4Chan.jpg

[median gale]

@elder patrol https://youtu.be/Ad6GqK5_4yU old but good even if its a 3min ad

[elder patrol]

[umbral whale]

Warhammer

Good game

They need to put mortal empires in wh3 already

[crude cave]

I had it proc on multiple maggots in a Waycrest once

[raw python]

chaining deaths for the flat damage% buff with it was good juice

[livid socket]

also for charging your folly

[raw python]

my 272 neck too stronk

[clever sleet]

“Show me one FUCKING sim RAE”

[surreal dagger]

https://balance-simc.github.io/Balance-SimC/

[merry orbit]

balance = covid

[clever sleet]

Tea > vaccine

Understood

[merry orbit]

[inner wadi]

which kind of tea quake

[surreal dagger]

[livid socket]

who is kpb

[pulsar trail]

@serene crescent

[livid socket]

no thats kieron

[pulsar trail]

Idk man ask him

[serene crescent]

I am kpb

and kieron

how bout dat

[serene crescent]

there it is dood

waiting 24hrs worked

[merry orbit]

antivaxxer reporting in

[livid socket]

stop pouring beer on ur test

[flat scaffold]

just got rid of mine, get well soon

[merry orbit]

at least u got some time to craft ring now

[peak solar]

sus

[rocky patio]

NOOOO

Let me know if you need doordash food guy

[merry orbit]

why arent u on a plane already?

[soft pendant]

Rae nicest mf in rh

Change my mind

[rocky patio]

Buying ticket as we speak

[livid socket]

all empty promises

rae is all talk

[peak solar]

@teal violet

[rocky patio]

@wheat onyx

[soft pendant]

@past lagoon thoughts on ForeverCovid ?

[wheat onyx]

[livid socket]

ForonaGuy

[wheat onyx]

very annoying considering like

i still wear my mask outside

[peak solar]

forona

[wheat onyx]

but these flat earth sub 50 iq unthawed cavemen just stroll around the streets

[peak solar]

kekew

[wheat onyx]

epic

[soft pendant]

Everyone gets it eventually

[serene crescent]

https://twitter.com/Class/status/1544050876502814720?s=20&t=Z8JPE3XHrSzLpE29D1_pXQ

Classify 😼 (@Class)

This dude Speed deadass set off a whole ass firework pikachu IN HIS ROOM BRUH 😭

Likes

476532

Retweets

67116

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 4, 2022, 8:09 PM

OH MY GOD

[raw python]

get well soon

[flat scaffold]

thats what happens when we unlock 100% of our brain

[wheat onyx]

well cool

i get to not go to work now

[elder patrol]

ffp2 or? Surgical is useless if most dont use em

[raw python]

yea but its gonna kick your ass to bed

so its not like you get to do anything else

[merry orbit]

i did 24h poe sessions with covid

[raw python]

the taste loss was definitely the worst part tho

that shit is annoying af

[hasty nova]

Yeah and you at least know what's wrong with you now instead of speculating you know?

[serene crescent]

I did 70 keys with covid

[soft pendant]

I never took a test to confirm but I lost my sense of smell and was only mildly sick for like two days

[waxen latch]

nah, there are 2 cus its a handcannon and bungie and the community masturbate to every single handcannon

[soft pendant]

Depends if you’re triple pricked or not I think

[rocky patio]

Dooordash food guy

Get your burger

[flat scaffold]

i had a 40 fever during my covid my ass was dead in bed for almost 2 weeks

[hasty nova]

How about you stay away from the grease until you get better...

Not that I'm your parents or anything

[wheat onyx]

the eye pain is gone

[merry orbit]

grease make u better

[raw python]

i was out for the 1st day, could do stuff after but

[wheat onyx]

but uh

[raw python]

the 1st 24 hours of it, were

[inner wadi]

covid stinks!!!!!

[hasty nova]

Oh God what did you trade the eye pain for

...

[soft pendant]

Delete Covid 19 !

[rocky patio]

Have the body chills set in guy

Are you sore

[merry orbit]

an eyepatch

[hasty nova]

In before full body soreness

Can't sit up won't get out of bed

[wheat onyx]

i had it yesterday

sore body + chills

[hasty nova]

Fucking rolling around on the floor

[flat scaffold]

bruh these are the worst when trying to sleep man

[wheat onyx]

but i slept for like 16 hours so

[hasty nova]

Ooo

[raw python]

nice

[rocky patio]

Yes

[soft pendant]

I can’t tell if Rae is faking concern or not

[rocky patio]

It was so bad

[soft pendant]

[merry orbit]

i only got pain in 1 spot on my back beside the shoulderblade that was actually omega annoying

[rocky patio]

????

Guy is my great friend

[soft pendant]

You’re right I’m sorry

[serene crescent]

I slept on the floor for 3 days cos it was too hot on the bed

[rocky patio]

I care for him

[flat scaffold]

me and my sister got covid at the same time, she was good after two days, i was down for the count for two weeks straight

[wheat onyx]

i mean im gigavaxxed so i should be fine

[rocky patio]

The amount of times we have complained together about esra in dms

We are practically blood brothers

[soft pendant]

Incredible

[waxen latch]

what if you got the gigamutated rona?

[livid socket]

where you covid free to this point guy?

[merry orbit]

mutated variants jsut get weaker though

[soft pendant]

Where is the gofundme for guys medial marijuana card

He needs it now more than ever

[livid socket]

no its random, just the more successful ones are gonna be weaker

[wheat onyx]

yes

[livid socket]

he might get an instakill mutant thats gonna die with him

[waxen latch]

but hollywood told me that mutation means stuff gets stronger and turns people into zombies

it allready works on guy, he plays outlaw non-ironic

braindead zombie allready

[serene crescent]

Shame u can't show covid ur logs to show how much of a freak of nature u are

scare it off

[umbral whale]

[merry orbit]

dont tehy just monitor the weak like whispyr to see if new variants come up

[waxen latch]

@lilac heath is there allready a new corona variant?

[clever sleet]

New rona dropped

[ashen ravine]

does somebody still have the enhancement buff value listing for specs?

[clever sleet]

This one is just rona + diarrhea

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-corolla-toyota-corolla-corolla-meme-corollad-gif-19431484

[clever sleet]

Oversimplifying but yeah

[wheat onyx]

i have no cough which is weird but yeah

its just headache and body ache

[ashen ravine]

do you have taste

[sour crow]

thats just undetected corona

[wheat onyx]

yeah i can taste fine

[ashen ravine]

I had the same over weekend

[rocky patio]

Do you switch between randomly hot and cold

[livid socket]

thats katy perry

[rocky patio]

Yes

[wheat onyx]

a bit

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/stomachache-monster-pain-alien-gif-14738958

[elder patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747561446539395205/944117889366114314/reverse.gif

[umbral whale]

Fuck

[hasty nova]

...

[umbral whale]

@peak solar

There we go. I found you IRL

[hasty nova]

I'm not sure capitalism gives a shit what side of the aisle you're on

[soft pendant]

!8 new Rona?

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[calm elbow]

!8 old Rona?

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[umbral whale]

@soft pendant ngl playing d2 has made me a little more excited in d4

I hope they get that shit right

Really curious to see what they do for the endgame

[soft pendant]

Yeah we’re hoping

[umbral whale]

[soft pendant]

but uhh ngl

blizzard feeling the need to add Ice Block to the sorc kit, and also reveal it early is kinda

yikes

i think that means they believe it to be a "quintessential" part of the cold sorc identity, which idk how i feel about

[umbral whale]

Why?

It's a new spell for diablo

Obv it's a wow ability

[surreal dagger]

@clever sleet save me

[umbral whale]

Btw renaming it from Wizard back sorc

Wizard such a dumb class name

I dunno. I haven't even seen anything about how classes are going to be built, what does the endgame look like, how is itemization is it just going to be boring like d3?

[hasty nova]

Recession incoming? Better buy a house.

[umbral whale]

I mean.

[waxen latch]

as a DnD player, Wizard>sorc

fuck sorc players

[clever sleet]

Twinsies

[peak solar]

🧢

[umbral whale]

I'll be playing sorc on d4 release anyway as it stands

[hasty nova]

Inside time

[surreal dagger]

dumbass probably bought in TX

[umbral whale]

Anyway, why would it matter. Most people dont buy a house to flip in a short timeframe

[hasty nova]

It's not about flipping it it's about making a multi-hundreds of thousands of dollars investment and getting fucked out of like 50% of your value

[umbral whale]

I don't see houses losing 50% of their value overnight unless we have another 2008 situation

[hasty nova]

[soft pendant]

because its not WoW

its diablo

[umbral whale]

Oh stop it

[soft pendant]

are you that un-imaginative that you can't come up with something new and cool?

[umbral whale]

Well fair

[surreal dagger]

@clever sleet

[umbral whale]

D4 classes seem to be a way to make the game seem more like d2 than d3

Even though the gameplay looks exactly like d3

[soft pendant]

i actually think its the diablo immortal engine

which i think is just a mod on the d3 engine? idk

[hasty nova]

We can hope

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-he-pull-up-capybaras-car-meme-gif-25675731

[umbral whale]

Ye you dont want d2 gameplay

Although tbh it has its charm.

And quick cast makes the game much better to play than the old d2.

Honestly this might be the best remaster of a game I've ever played.

[soft pendant]

look up who did it

[umbral whale]

VV yeah I know who made it

They're part of blizzard now

[soft pendant]

relegated to OW skins

good job blizzard

[hasty nova]

Diablo Immortal is using NetEases Messiah Engine unless that changed.

[umbral whale]

Anyways

@soft pendant I beat hell baal tonight

[soft pendant]

oh im back i forgot

what did u need

[umbral whale]

Wdym?

[soft pendant]

gear

[hasty nova]

Lol

[umbral whale]

Bro you dont have to give me gear

[clever sleet]

Bro I wish

We’re in his sack rn ong

[serene crescent]

He does not represent us

[umbral whale]

What in the fuck

[surreal dagger]

toss one out satan and get me out of here

[clever sleet]

God bless

[merry orbit]

satan bless

[brazen eagle]

sry, wasn't at the pc whole day, what happened

[ashen ravine]

😄

[umbral whale]

@soft pendant why didnt you get big into poe btw?

[soft pendant]

good question. no idea

[waxen latch]

poe for me is always like

do story

2hours of endgame

bored

[soft pendant]

i watched Kripp when it first started tbh, like alpha and everything

so maybe that ruined it for me, it didnt look good back then

[waxen latch]

alpha poe and current poe are entirely different games

in like ALL ways

[soft pendant]

i know.

[waxen latch]

back then it was a D2 successor

[soft pendant]

i should have gotten into POE. im literally in a1 still

[waxen latch]

poe rn is a ADHD fever dream

[soft pendant]

i just have too many games to play

[ashen ravine]

so im just a game for you

[soft pendant]

[umbral whale]

Man poe when Kripp first started playing it

Only a3

Freezing pulse Marauder

I prefer the game now but still

It was fun af back then

[umbral whale]

Fair enough.

I got nothing else I really want to play atm.

Pretty much d2 till I get bored

[clever sleet]

Yuki videos are a top 5 thing that happen to me every day

Ty

[stoic folio]

MASSIVE FLOOF

[umbral whale]

@soft pendant here's a question. Do you think they should make a cheap low level runeword so other classes can access teleport earlier than enigma?

[soft pendant]

no

you can just buy tele charges on random items

big speedrun strat

[wheat onyx]

@inner wadi

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Bulbakarp - PokéFusion:

#1 - Bulbasaur

#129 - Magikarp

[merry orbit]

Neck fluff actually going out of controll

[calm elbow]

!pf bulbasaur mew

[hollow raven]

Bulbaew - PokéFusion:

#1 - Bulbasaur

#151 - Mew

[waxen latch]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Weedos - PokéFusion:

#13 - Weedle

#145 - Zapdos

[calm elbow]

Blaze it

[soft pendant]

@waxen latch yeah austringer is an instant buy

white and gold

[wise flume]

those eyes thoooo

the prettiest

[merry orbit]

ye i have it so dark inside actually due to the curtains keeping out heat etc so only see them blue eyes when she sits in the windows

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/07/05/377123366d9c0a66.mp4

[clever sleet]

She reminds me so much of fluffy

[worldly hearth]

!vibecheck

[hollow raven]

Your vibe today is RosyBrown at a Right Ascension of 23:39:60 with an Declination of 7:17:54 in the sign of Scorpio

[peak solar]

ayo

[inner wadi]

LOL