off-topic

[burnt dock]

ATT is a job

[clever sleet]

On the WoW grustle

25/8

[pulsar trail]

She’s a government employee isn’t she? I guess being awake during work hours is work for them

[elder patrol]

its 14.6 @clever sleet smh

[burnt dock]

I believe that's elusive's raid schedule

[lilac heath]

if you count being a housewife running around in stormheim wondering why an addon isn't tracking spectral sight completion on a quest then yeah, I guess she works

[pulsar trail]

Jez scammazed me into thinking she works

Smh

[pulsar trail]

It’s okay guys, one of the cases I referred to a PI lawyer just went to trial

[surreal dagger]

what’s your cut?

[pulsar trail]

If it ends up being a big money case my student loans are paid off from that referral

[livid socket]

a power infusion lawyer?

[pulsar trail]

A third of what the lawyer takes

[livid socket]

i hate externals

[surreal dagger]

nice

[pulsar trail]

And he takes a third of the win

So I get a sixth

Wait

[surreal dagger]

how long do those payouts actually take

[pulsar trail]

A ninth

Depends on slam dunk of a case it is

[livid socket]

do the Jimmy McGill special and bully a grandma into taking an early deal

[pulsar trail]

This one, the dude suing is a county sheriff who can never work again because of a car accident

[surreal dagger]

a guess where does the money come from. i’m assuming most people can just magically make x amount of money appear

[pulsar trail]

Insurance company refused to budge

[surreal dagger]

so insurance payout?

[pulsar trail]

Yep

[surreal dagger]

gotcha

[pulsar trail]

So I get to fuck over an insurance company and maybe pay off my student loans

[lilac heath]

so if you guys win 100k, you get..... 11k

[pulsar trail]

For doing nothin

Purty good

[late quest]

[pulsar trail]

The guy I referred them to doesn’t take 100k cases to trial

It’s gotta be big money

[surreal dagger]

oddly enough I think I like my home owners insurance company. I noticed they had age of the roof wrong on the house, but hadn’t contacted them yet. yesterday a check showed up for the amount I had overpaid from the error.

[pulsar trail]

Pay off student loans and then I’m free

[surreal dagger]

I will pray for a trial case for you and a pox in vault for me.

[pulsar trail]

I have to drive an hour to be in court in person because a city attorney is a dickhead

I’m unhappy

[soft pendant]

I wish I got paid in 11k increments

That’s fat

[lilac heath]

I wish I got paid

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/taxi-homer-simpsons-gif-4714306

[modest lion]

I paid you channel points yday

Ungrateful bastard

[soft pendant]

Wdym I subbed last night???

[lilac heath]

that's not real money

[soft pendant]

Lmaoo seli

[modest lion]

Typical american

[lilac heath]

that is real money, thank you

[surreal dagger]

better OF content if you want subs.

[modest lion]

Wouldve gone thirsty without me

I'm quite literally the reason youre still alive

[lilac heath]

I'm always thirsty when you're around seli

[surreal dagger]

i’m going to die this week.

[lilac heath]

Is heat index values different from Fahrenheit

[soft pendant]

Heat index is feels like

[lilac heath]

The fuck is a feels like

[clever sleet]

What is happening in the east rn

[soft pendant]

When you live in places with higher humidity the heat sticks to the air

[clever sleet]

You know how it might be 80, but it’s humid as fuck so it feels warmer? It’s a subjective gauge of that

[soft pendant]

So it feels hotter

So it may be like 96, which is hot af, but it feels like 110

[lilac heath]

[surreal dagger]

we’re at 73% already

[clever sleet]

Bro I live mainland

Ahh

Why

[soft pendant]

And people still choose to live in Florida it’s wild

[surreal dagger]

right now at 7am if you walk outside you’re basically walking into a wall of water. only gonna get worse with the actual temps jumping another 20 degrees in 2 hours

[clever sleet]

Yes man

Work making me wear a sweater still

[surreal dagger]

i just hope we don’t lose power

[lilac heath]

actually a wall of water is called ice and with 20 more degrees it’ll melt and you’ll be okay

So

Checkmate I guess

[surreal dagger]

this ain’t jaina

[soft pendant]

No no no

It’s more like ice block

Persists through temp

[stoic folio]

california boy doesn't know what rain is

[late quest]

You guys should definitely not visit Aus in summer. Hottest I’ve ever experience here was 46 degrees which is 115 I think in American numbers

[surreal dagger]

california boy just gonna fall into the pond at some point.

[stoic folio]

yeah i lived 43 in melbourne

[surreal dagger]

what the humidity like though? arizona hits 120 regularly but it’s not bad. 0 humidity.

[soft pendant]

!8 back 2

[hollow raven]

NO!!!

[late quest]

It’s humid in QLD not as much in Melb tho

[surreal dagger]

humidity is the devil. I don’t mind high temps. fuck off humidity.

[stoic folio]

yeah bro in the jungle in peru I remember that shit

felt like I was getting waterboarded just breathing

and my family was like "hmm don't you like the humidity"

no bitch I'm drowning

[surreal dagger]

hah

[lilac heath]

You just been everywhere or what

[surreal dagger]

i feel bad for the animals.

they want to run around. fuck no

[stoic folio]

when I was 12 we left for a year round trip around the world

so I've been to a few places

[wooden fiber]

left an unopened sandwich on my bed and went downstairs briefly
came back my dog had ate it

[late quest]

Wow mad invite

[lilac heath]

The French and fleeing France

[surreal dagger]

that’s awesome

[cyan oxide]

Listen here orange name

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/newshubnz/status/1536528490463252480?s=21&t=DCeRHq3Fiv7PbsDnBn2rKA

Newshub (@NewshubNZ)

Elephant who trampled woman to death in India turns up at funeral, stamps on corpse https://t.co/tEOp3AynIO

Likes

350

Twitter · Jun 14, 2022, 1:58 AM

[stoic folio]

yeah it was pretty cool, pretty painful leaving everything behind honestly, we left when my brother and I were young cause they knew with teens it would be a pain

[surreal dagger]

when I was 12 we went to Epcot and I kicked donald duck in the nuts.

[stoic folio]

came back to france tho

[stoic folio]

also made me realise I fucking love where I live

[lilac heath]

How’s it feel to be living my dream

[soft pendant]

You’re the one roasting people in ot

You tell me mr elephant

[surreal dagger]

i think it’s a really good experience for kids at that age. maybe won’t appreciate it then, but always seem to hear of it later

[wooden fiber]

they celebrate elephant' birthdays in india

[lilac heath]

I just want a fat bitch to step on me

Is that too much to ask

[stoic folio]

so? u celebrate ur moms right?

[wooden fiber]

xd

[stoic folio]

[soft pendant]

[cyan oxide]

Call @soft pendants mom

[soft pendant]

:nothahaweed:

[wooden fiber]

i just buy her a bottle of wine and that is that

[lilac heath]

I don’t need to call her, she calls me

[raw python]

!pf these people are savages

[hollow raven]

Rhydle - PokéFusion:

#112 - Rhydon

#13 - Weedle

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/stomp-amber-step-on-me-gif-23940268

awe denied.

[soft pendant]

Luhmao

[wooden fiber]

[soft pendant]

Get him boys

[late quest]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[lilac heath]

Insert funny embed fail.gif

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[cyan oxide]

https://c.tenor.com/Y8FQWBdVmGgAAAAM/ailurotea.gif

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-wiggle-nuts-balls-gif-19773131

[raw python]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cat-disgusting-cute-huh-gif-17297662

[wooden fiber]

i like this place

[soft pendant]

[surreal dagger]

give it a week

[stoic folio]

what a qt

[wooden fiber]

lmao

[raw python]

[wooden fiber]

i wanna make a rogue i just

[stoic folio]

they stockholm syndrome kicks in

[raw python]

[soft pendant]

Dj did u do worlde

[wooden fiber]

i have so much i want to do on my priest each week T_T

[stoic folio]

brb

[soft pendant]

Same

[lilac heath]

Happy Pride Month

[stoic folio]

I want geoguessr friends

[clever sleet]

Bro

[wooden fiber]

i might make one

[clever sleet]

[wooden fiber]

what would my rogue name be..........

[surreal dagger]

you see all the importantly colorful names listed on this server? maybe 5% still play rogue.

[wooden fiber]

[soft pendant]

Wordle 360 3/6*

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[surreal dagger]

itsjustaphasemom

[wooden fiber]

sindravaska

i like that

[raw python]

[cyan oxide]

rp names

[wooden fiber]

[cyan oxide]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[hollow raven]

scAth(uwu): sindwavaska

[wooden fiber]

its a play on words of singragosa

cus

we have dragon expansion coming up

sindragosa*

[soft pendant]

I don’t get it

[cyan oxide]

Yeah dragon Deez nuts

[wooden fiber]

meh

xd

[lilac heath]

Hey no okay, we have a 50% rogue rate on oranges, shiennar is just taking a quick break to heal rygleon and then he’s back to rogue surely

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/noob-olydri-mmorpg-mmo-artheon-gif-17160069

[livid socket]

im playing rn just got work to do inbetween rounds

[stoic folio]

damn I didn't expect to see that here

[clever sleet]

Y’all are bullies.
Let a man enjoy it

(Respect)

[wooden fiber]

[cyan oxide]

Ot hazing

[clever sleet]

True

[stoic folio]

acting like we don't bully every new arrival

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-house-kevinbacon-kevin-bacon-gif-12615498

@clever sleet

[wooden fiber]

o.o

[lilac heath]

Kys (keep yourself sexy)

[soft pendant]

Coincidentally the three newbies we had last month were driven away by dj too

[stoic folio]

isnt that

filter

[soft pendant]

We’ll see how this guy fares

[surreal dagger]

it’s usually hataro

[wooden fiber]

i found it interesting how upon joining this server there was a rule that explicitly explains how you cannot tell other members to 'kys'

[surreal dagger]

way to step up DJ

[lilac heath]

Filters don’t apply to me peasant

[late quest]

Hataro alt accounts for sure

[lilac heath]

I am too strong

[cyan oxide]

Idk dj let's try

[stoic folio]

it's def not hataro most of the time

I'm the aggressive one

[cyan oxide]

[stoic folio]

try what

[cyan oxide]

This filter is racist

[stoic folio]

this guy seems chill

[lilac heath]

FOOL

[soft pendant]

Wordle 360 3/6*

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[cyan oxide]

Whispyr is white so he didn't get filtered

[soft pendant]

Get wrecked

[stoic folio]

none of the usual cringe overboard stuff the new arrivals pull off

[lilac heath]

I use a full keyboard so I’m better

[stoic folio]

oh yeah?

then I won't get filtered either

[late quest]

He’s a more translucent

[surreal dagger]

@wooden fiber welcome to off topic. just a bunch of sarcastic idiots, and kpop soft core porn

[lilac heath]

Wrong, you’re French

[stoic folio]

FUCK

[cyan oxide]

French (derogatory)

[late quest]

@soft pendant I almost stole it this time

[daring mauve]

We testing the filter

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-of-the-conchords-jemaine-clement-bret-mc-kenzie-baguette-bread-gif-5246244

[daring mauve]

Dj

[stoic folio]

@lilac heath damn you get a DM now when you hit filter?

[wooden fiber]

: )

[lilac heath]

“Did get removed” I wonder who wrote the bot

[daring mauve]

[stoic folio]

wdym ronkles

[wooden fiber]

this is the response i got in the warlock discord upon arrival

[stoic folio]

it was for comedic effect

[soft pendant]

Fuu obviously

[stoic folio]

whispyr said he didn't get filtered cause he had a full keyboard

[pulsar trail]

Hey woah the greens for the most part all still play rogue

[daring mauve]

[stoic folio]

so I had to try

[cyan oxide]

Ok warlock

[stoic folio]

@soft pendant yeah I'm not getting 3

[surreal dagger]

you have to subscribe to their patreon to not get bullied there.

[wooden fiber]

i just spent £27 on the priest patreon yesterday

i feel so violated

[stoic folio]

Wordle 360 4/6*

⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[surreal dagger]

[pulsar trail]

Mad cuz my alt does more damage than your rogue

[stoic folio]

[pulsar trail]

It’s okay buddy

[cyan oxide]

My brother in christ

[lilac heath]

(Year 3 of not knowing where the patreon money goes)

[wooden fiber]

im canceling it minalba dw

XD

[cyan oxide]

How do you type that and expect not to be bullied

[soft pendant]

Average mulgorian stan @ stormrage players who get the joke

[wooden fiber]

was a spur of the moment purchase

[lilac heath]

@pulsar trail do you know where the patreon money goes

[stoic folio]

used to be dicky burgers

[daring mauve]

Wdym it goes to the void we know this

[pulsar trail]

It went toward our new emotes after ronkles asked about it

[surreal dagger]

hookers and blow

[lilac heath]

Yeah but like what about the rest of it

[wooden fiber]

./shrug

[pulsar trail]

The rest goes to buying shien booze so he’s still around to moderate pretty sure

[late quest]

Yes I’d like an annual breakdown of where my money is going for tax purposes please

[wooden fiber]

i just picture the owner of the priest discord partying with a bottle of prosecco or smth

thousands a year

[soft pendant]

Alright let’s get a purple name in here

[wooden fiber]

xd

[soft pendant]

Where fiery

[lilac heath]

No wonder he agreed to heal

[pulsar trail]

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/norm-macdonald-dirty-work-hookers-gif-23078568

[stoic folio]

I mean if whispyr's in the staff it's like giving to a charity for the disabled

[cyan oxide]

@ scarizard

[lilac heath]

It goes to website overhead I think

Was the last explanation

[pulsar trail]

I plead the fifth

[wooden fiber]

i guess it costs some money to run a class discord and the websites and the staff and everything

idk

[soft pendant]

[daring mauve]

Jesus fucking Christ I thought the drilling sounded bad inside our shop after stepping outside it sounds like there's a raid boss living under the shopping center

[cyan oxide]

The staff?

[wooden fiber]

but theres alot of patreons

[lilac heath]

“The staff”

[surreal dagger]

chicken. do it if you’re going to mention that name.

[wooden fiber]

XD

i assumed

the staff got paid

[lilac heath]

You think we get paid?

[wooden fiber]

😄

[lilac heath]

[pulsar trail]

[cyan oxide]

Oxi gets paid in derogatory terms

[daring mauve]

We get paid in exposure

[stoic folio]

you don't ?

[wooden fiber]

so it is hookers and blow

[livid socket]

you arent?

[stoic folio]

cringe

[pulsar trail]

True

[daring mauve]

Exposure to weapons grade idiocy

[stoic folio]

I get paid to bully new peeps in OT

maybe that's where the patreon money goes

[pulsar trail]

Once I figure out how to IP ban on Wordpress you’re not allowed to use the new website @cyan oxide

[lilac heath]

It’s actually a reverse payment internship

[soft pendant]

he also got paid in e girl emotes

[daring mauve]

:OMEGAKEKW:

[pulsar trail]

I’ll just ban all the IPs from your area

[cyan oxide]

Thank god papa bless

[surreal dagger]

they get paid in class discord loot drop luck.

[lilac heath]

Just ban all of Brazil

[livid socket]

just ban north america

[stoic folio]

proceeds to ban brazil

[pulsar trail]

That wouldn’t ban him though

[livid socket]

oh i thought u wanted to ban whispyr not minalba

[cyan oxide]

I only want the premium info on rogues (newcomers theorycrafting)

[pulsar trail]

Whispyr can find me

Minalba can’t even come to this country

[lilac heath]

I would !Ban myself but that actually works

[stoic folio]

[lilac heath]

So we aren’t doing that (again)

[stoic folio]

yeah I remember that

[soft pendant]

Yeah that sick blue trinket really was some hidden tech huh

[daring mauve]

That was great

I couldn't give him his role back either

[wooden fiber]

kinda wanna type ! ban now

just to see

but idk

[pulsar trail]

Shut your whore mouth

[stoic folio]

doesn't do shit

[cyan oxide]

!ban @pulsar trail

[wooden fiber]

xd

[stoic folio]

no permissions

[surreal dagger]

i can find oxi. ill just look for the immigration lawyers and pick the one with the most white sounding name.

[daring mauve]

It only works for mods

[lilac heath]

I mean it won’t do shit for you

[clever sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

@cyan oxide

[wooden fiber]

ohhh

keep yourself safe guys

[stoic folio]

legally white

always member

[daring mauve]

[surreal dagger]

never forget

[wooden fiber]

i wonder if youd get banned for saying that ingame

[pulsar trail]

[burnt dock]

kek

[stoic folio]

??????

[clever sleet]

I just want him to be safe

[stoic folio]

[cyan oxide]

Someone got hit

[burnt dock]

greenman hit the filter

[wooden fiber]

i got hit

a bot msgd me

profanity filter

[surreal dagger]

hi I am Bob Smith. immigration attorney servicing the greater MI area

[wooden fiber]

xd

[lilac heath]

I had an Irish joke hold on

[stoic folio]

@pulsar trail I didn't see that, care to type it again ?

[pulsar trail]

I didn’t get filtered

[soft pendant]

Welp we know this guys a capital Gamer. Get him out !

[pulsar trail]

What

[daring mauve]

I wonder is it gonna be potatoes or drink

[burnt dock]

oh it looked like you

[daring mauve]

It's a 50/50

[burnt dock]

maybe discord was too slow

[pulsar trail]

I didn’t even type anything

Y’all high or something?

[stoic folio]

yeah it's def him

[cyan oxide]

Yes

[wooden fiber]

😉

[stoic folio]

[soft pendant]

[surreal dagger]

put the potatoes in the vodka

[pulsar trail]

That’s Jake’s meme

He posts something and then deletes it

He thinks it’s funny

[cyan oxide]

!8 Jake posts gif walking to work?

[hollow raven]

ask again later.

[pulsar trail]

(It’s not)

[daring mauve]

Vodka what am I invading Ukraine

[soft pendant]

Wow

[daring mauve]

We just down copious amounts of stout

[soft pendant]

Unhinged this morning

[pulsar trail]

That’s my work emote please don’t steal

[surreal dagger]

no but racist?

[stoic folio]

ok amber, stop gaslighting jake

[pulsar trail]

I’ll shit on your bed right now buddy

[late quest]

Yo why the Jake hate it’s not like he said Diablo stole from poe or something

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[wooden fiber]

i like how people are talking here but in the priest discord theres not been a msg since 7am

[pulsar trail]

I bully Jake

Idk

[wooden fiber]

like xd

[surreal dagger]

just because i’m a slav doesn’t mean i’m invading ukraine.

[cyan oxide]

You're in the wrong priest discord

💀 💀 💀 💀

[pulsar trail]

It just happened one day and he didn’t ask me to stop

[stoic folio]

it doesn't

?

[livid socket]

[surreal dagger]

nope. just means I can squat

[burnt dock]

https://tenor.com/view/squats-bissen-squatting-intensifies-gif-15052026

[surreal dagger]

need to find the Josh discord.

[pulsar trail]

YIKES

[lilac heath]

How can the Irish tell that it’s summer

[wooden fiber]

theres someone called joshpriest atm on eu wow

[cyan oxide]

I'm sure there is

[wooden fiber]

i see them ingame

xd

[cyan oxide]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[daring mauve]

We can't it's raining and cold rn

[wooden fiber]

i wonder like

[lilac heath]

The rain gets warmer

[wooden fiber]

what happened to him

i tried to find out

but

[surreal dagger]

idiots

[cyan oxide]

Tell him you're 14

[wooden fiber]

i got no where with it

[late quest]

Jail hopefully

[livid socket]

i wonder if current players even still know who he is

[surreal dagger]

dead hopefully.

[livid socket]

(hopefully not)

[wooden fiber]

i think he would have just

made a new wow account and

applied to a rank 300--500 guild

or smth

like why not

he didnt get arrested

[daring mauve]

I chuckled

[burnt dock]

he was working on some NFT project

[pulsar trail]

He was too busy making NFTs

[burnt dock]

there was a news story about it

[wooden fiber]

i see

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-pointing-gif-14917655

[burnt dock]

he got kicked when they found out who he was

[stoic folio]

the guy that gave NA a chance

[wooden fiber]

off the project u mean or

[burnt dock]

ye

[wooden fiber]

ohh

i wonder if he relocated or smth

[livid socket]

no somebody came into his apartment and kicked him in the bum

[wooden fiber]

xd

[pulsar trail]

You need money to relocate

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/fucked-bam-jackass-flying-kick-kick-gif-15175869

[wooden fiber]

he was a method streamer thou

im sure he had something

no?

[late quest]

Someone preying on minors wanting to work for NFTs crazy

[lilac heath]

OH I REMEMBERED THE ACTUAL JOKE I WAS SAVING @daring mauve

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral
||one less drunk||

[pulsar trail]

Legal fees are probably expensive in England

[stoic folio]

earning big money doesn't mean having big money

[burnt dock]

really weird coincidence

for sure

[surreal dagger]

thinking method paid people cute

[pulsar trail]

Speaking of which

[wooden fiber]

xd

[stoic folio]

[pulsar trail]

@soft pendant want some NFTs bro?

[cyan oxide]

@lilac heath got paid yet?

[stoic folio]

that's offensive bruh

[daring mauve]

There it is

[lilac heath]

[daring mauve]

However you're not wrong

[livid socket]

i got this here NFT ONLY today very special offer

[pulsar trail]

I’ll give you my firstborn child for it

[surreal dagger]

are they legally white?

[lilac heath]

You’d give me away?

[stoic folio]

I'll give you my stillborn child

[pulsar trail]

Of course

[surreal dagger]

no deal

[pulsar trail]

Fuck

[bleak dawn]

I think I did one stream as a "Method streamer" and I'm now a billionaire

[burnt dock]

[bleak dawn]

Josh is probably a quadrillionaire at this point

[daring mauve]

Cev

[lilac heath]

Cev cashed out and quit it’s true I saw his bank account

[bleak dawn]

[surreal dagger]

hi Cev

[pulsar trail]

Ay yo? Want a personal butt toucher?

[lilac heath]

He got paid by the parse

[bleak dawn]

Yeah multiple dollars

[cyan oxide]

Like more than 5?

[burnt dock]

dozens

[bleak dawn]

Handful even

[pulsar trail]

Just imagine like a million real

[lilac heath]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-gif-24255243

[pulsar trail]

So yes, $5

[surreal dagger]

@bleak dawn puppers photo.

[cyan oxide]

Wrong type of brown money

[livid socket]

i mean josh was a very successful streamer though, he was the kind of streamer where his viewers donated money to "bully him" through TTS too iirc

[bleak dawn]

That's pretty sick! Good colours

[livid socket]

"very successful" for a wow streamer i mean

[pulsar trail]

Not like it matters for your part of the world, unlucky

[bleak dawn]

superhero doggo

[lilac heath]

55000 porto rican shillings

[burnt dock]

porto

[stoic folio]

I mean but just cause you earn big monies doesn't mean you keep big monies

[surreal dagger]

she’s still got orange powder in her coat a week later.

[burnt dock]

[surreal dagger]

lol

[pulsar trail]

And no I’m not. Brazilian money is the real

[wooden fiber]

to be fair

he did stream from a box bedroom

[pulsar trail]

Contrary to popular belief it’s not plantains

[wooden fiber]

with little to no furniture

[stoic folio]

the real what

[wooden fiber]

if i remember correctly

[bleak dawn]

if it doubles as a personal bidet as well

[cyan oxide]

That's where you're wrong buddy

[livid socket]

sure but i can definitely imagine him still having a good amount of money left over

[lilac heath]

It’s an island, they have ports on islands man

[cyan oxide]

Just this morning I traded 5 bananas for a monster

[wooden fiber]

maybe he moved to porto rico

[livid socket]

its actually cashew apples

[pulsar trail]

[wooden fiber]

5 bananas?

[surreal dagger]

invested it in bitcoin at its peak

[livid socket]

(they are the apples that look like they are pooping)

[late quest]

He’s pretty good at that

[pulsar trail]

What did you just call me?

[burnt dock]

yeah it means rich port

[daring mauve]

Yeah Brazil is real and Venezuela has the imaginary money right

[pulsar trail]

[stoic folio]

I mean , the guy didn't strike me as a particularly smart individual

[pulsar trail]

Plot twist, it’s all imaginary

[stoic folio]

so it's not certain

[lilac heath]

Nah that’s russia

[wooden fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-jim-carrey-judging-judge-chew-gif-5961257

[cyan oxide]

Surely being a child predator is a smart idea

[pulsar trail]

None of your money means anything

[livid socket]

poop apple

[wooden fiber]

ok

[bleak dawn]

I think there's a country that was considering making cryptocurrency their country's main currency

[stoic folio]

as bad as that is, doesn't have much to do with money smarts

[pulsar trail]

Yo that fruit is pooping out green

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/money-savings-my-future-gif-15632882

[lilac heath]

Then why does my university want it so bad

[cyan oxide]

That's El Salvador

[wooden fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-shrug-love-lucy-okay-idk-gif-16447471

[stoic folio]

but I doubt many streamers are very smart about handling their money

kinda the same as footballers

[daring mauve]

Average Irish budget

[pulsar trail]

Because imaginary values to paper means a lot to boomers

[stoic folio]

dudes been playing and that's their main life skills

[wooden fiber]

i wanna stream but my pcs so bad

[lilac heath]

And is that north or south from whatever grass stained pair of jeans you came from

[surreal dagger]

to prevent you from buying an affordable home

[stoic folio]

whisp

sleep

now

[surreal dagger]

so you have to go back to school to make more

[nocturne valve]

whats ur holyfans? asking for a friend

[wooden fiber]

😉

[surreal dagger]

and then the cycle continues.

[wooden fiber]

sec

[burnt dock]

whispyr about 20 mins from using a banned word

[surreal dagger]

potato?

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[stoic folio]

push on that stalker type beat

[surreal dagger]

guitar?

[wooden fiber]

https://imgur.com/a/mlZEM6w

[nocturne valve]

wtf

[wooden fiber]

[nocturne valve]

[cyan oxide]

[pulsar trail]

Okay

Now I’ve officially seen everything

[late quest]

[wooden fiber]

i didnt make that xd

[surreal dagger]

owned

[stoic folio]

is that

a weird currency

[nocturne valve]

wdym i asked for a HOLYfans as is in his/hers bio

[cyan oxide]

It's gold

[nocturne valve]

yall are weird for thinking its something else

[stoic folio]

yes exactly, who reads bios

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[surreal dagger]

nah I saw it, wasn’t expecting that though. lol

[cyan oxide]

[nocturne valve]

did not expect that no

[wooden fiber]

https://imgur.com/ae8HTBK

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-boy-bye-whateva-sassy-gif-15227038

[lilac heath]

What’s starts with Ni and has an E towards the end? That’s right, it’s “nice” as in “nice try bozo you’re a fucking clown on god”

[nova obsidian]

Whenever, were meant to be together 🎶

[stoic folio]

yeah I thought nice too

[nocturne valve]

shakira down bad

[wooden fiber]

okay i replied to the rude warlock in the wl discord

[cyan oxide]

No the other one

[burnt dock]

my first thought was niche

[daring mauve]

I thought it was nicotine

[lilac heath]

Too much wordle

[bleak dawn]

Nitrogen

[burnt dock]

as in the thing rogues don't have

got em

[pulsar trail]

That’s a city in France idiot

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/shakira-hips-dont-lie-gif-24573959

[stoic folio]

no

[lilac heath]

Isn’t it spelled nice

[livid socket]

no the city is Nice 💢

[pulsar trail]

Unlucky South America, she’s one of ours

[stoic folio]

appreciate the hustle tho

[cyan oxide]

https://c.tenor.com/HqNXHIO62zIAAAAM/awoooga-awooga.gif

[nocturne valve]

pique is a bad bad person

[wooden fiber]

who is the guys name

[stoic folio]

niche in french

is doghouse

[burnt dock]

[wooden fiber]

skooch pula is dead dog in romanian

[surreal dagger]

yes my dogs live in the house.

[wooden fiber]

wait no

thats something else

[pulsar trail]

Dj only one who got the joke

[cyan oxide]

@dusky swan you got a friend

[pulsar trail]

Rest of y’all are lame

[wooden fiber]

its smd not dead dog

XD

laboosh

[daring mauve]

I assumed you meant Nice

[wooden fiber]

is dead dog

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-looking-for-the-jok-me-looking-for-the-joke-where-is-the-joke-joke-over-head-looking-for-joke-gif-25176801

[late quest]

First friend too

[nocturne valve]

https://tenor.com/view/beach-mirror-aesthetic-reflection-waves-gif-17768137

[pulsar trail]

I’ll slow it down for you next time old man

[surreal dagger]

thank you.

[stoic folio]

pot calling the kettle black

[pulsar trail]

Get off my lawn ya damn kids

[surreal dagger]

nah fuck. blood sugar 48

[bleak dawn]

sorry dad

[surreal dagger]

off to not die

[stoic folio]

I meant legally white

[livid socket]

man discord thinks most of the images the AI makes contain dicks apparently

[lilac heath]

Tried to chime in with an L joke but I can’t even fit an L into the name, what a country

[cyan oxide]

Blood sugar is the same as oxi's age

[nocturne valve]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[pulsar trail]

Stop looking for them in whispyr’s “homework” folder

[surreal dagger]

both nearly dead

[wooden fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-goodbye-chat-muffins-derpy-flying-gif-23812084

[pulsar trail]

Weird, I can’t hear you from up here in modern civilization

[burnt dock]

you moved to canada?

[stoic folio]

[wooden fiber]

i have to go serve the crustomers at work

byer guys

😦

[cyan oxide]

Keep making fun of me and I'll call you an ambulance

[nova obsidian]

Who put chiliflakes in yalls cereal, offtopic so spicy today

[stoic folio]

we don't use telegrams here anymore minalba

[cyan oxide]

🚑

[pulsar trail]

He lives in Brazil, that’s like diet inner city america

[livid socket]

https://tenor.com/view/wambulance-burn-modern-family-lily-gif-5514584

[stoic folio]

maybe you have another mean of contacting us

[pulsar trail]

At least they’ll show up

[nocturne valve]

brazil = chicago no?

[cyan oxide]

Our pizza isn't that bad push

[nocturne valve]

true

prob hotter women too

[pulsar trail]

Man was dead ass sitting in discord and I just hear a swat raid in his background

[late quest]

Your Uber is here, tell me where the pain is

[stoic folio]

everywhere

[pulsar trail]

He goes “oh that’s a soccer game”

[daring mauve]

Romania much like the US is one of those countries where the whole name is an L frankly

[cyan oxide]

Mf doesn't have hooligans in the us

💀 💀 💀 💀

[burnt dock]

Brazil is an extinct town in Washington County, in the U.S. state of Missouri.

oh

[stoic folio]

Ireland speaking lowers volume

[burnt dock]

nvm

[pulsar trail]

Your hooligans toss tear gas and arrest gang members?

[cyan oxide]

They are usually the ones getting arrested

[livid socket]

bro they killed a referee during a football game in brazil and put his head on one of the corner flags

[pulsar trail]

Brazil even has their own counterfeit trump

Unlucky

[burnt dock]

[daring mauve]

Jokes on you my country is too small and unimportant for that gif to exist

[stoic folio]

and I thought being a ref in marseilles was rough

[pulsar trail]

[livid socket]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Otávio_Jordão_da_Silva

[burnt dock]

i thought the vancouver hockey riots were something

we didn't have heads on pikes though

[late quest]

so like was it a red card then?

[livid socket]

red card but for life

[surreal dagger]

it’s going to be ok. they wife bought sticks. we have sugar in the house.

[livid socket]

or for earth

[pulsar trail]

“We”

[stoic folio]

2013???????????????????????????????????????

[pulsar trail]

Stop pretending you’re the same as the rest of Canada Ontario boy

[daring mauve]

[burnt dock]

we're the only important part of canada, clearly. that's why we're catered to.

[nova obsidian]

If they could make gifs in the 1800s that would 100% be a gif

[pulsar trail]

How dare you ronkles has a beautiful voice

[cyan oxide]

Dm me an audio message ronkles xoxo

[burnt dock]

The riot broke out almost immediately after the conclusion of the Boston Bruins' win over the Vancouver Canucks in game seven of the Stanley Cup Finals, which won the Stanley Cup for Boston. At least 140 people were injured during the incident, including 1 critically.[1][3] At least 4 people were stabbed, 9 police officers were injured, and 101 people were arrested

lol

[stoic folio]

BRO HE STABBED THE PLAYER ?????????????????

[late quest]

I had a really nice Irish friend once, wish I knew what she was saying tho

[pulsar trail]

Ronkles is the best person in this discord hands down

[stoic folio]

no wonder brazil is good at football

[pulsar trail]

We don’t deserve him

[daring mauve]

I am in work so will pass

[livid socket]

puts more spice in the game if the players need to watch out for the referee stabbing them

[pulsar trail]

Him and solo are the best of us

[stoic folio]

[late quest]

Solo has the patience of a saint

[pulsar trail]

You’re cute but you’re kinda mean sometimes

Also when are we getting OT CFs?

Dadsen and dj greens would be sick

[stoic folio]

I had a good comeback but it's pride month and I love my boy solo so Iwon't type it

[late quest]

Something something comeback off your mothers chin etc

[bleak dawn]

How about an entire rework of the ranks

[cyan oxide]

Should give them shadowblades

[bleak dawn]

What even are Community Figures?

[pulsar trail]

Does this mean I’m free?

If so I’m down

[bleak dawn]

Nope

[burnt dock]

no you're orange now

gl

[pulsar trail]

[stoic folio]

active individuals who provide good information

😕

[nova obsidian]

Ronkles have given oxi a sock

[surreal dagger]

sorry we got rid of all the “role” devs.

how about borrowed discord power?

[cyan oxide]

💀 💀 💀

[stoic folio]

I hope it's a cum sock

[pulsar trail]

I want to wake up one day and wow doesn’t exist

[daring mauve]

Ofc

[pulsar trail]

Like this was just one bad dream

[nova obsidian]

You think ronkles would give away one of his good socks? pfft

[sinful terrace]

[pulsar trail]

Jokes on you that is the good sock

[daring mauve]

It's like an armoured boot

[pulsar trail]

[late quest]

You know it’s a keeper when you can use it as a door stopper as well

[pulsar trail]

That thing is stiffer than whispyr during a hentai marathon

[sinful terrace]

just walked in to OT, would you look at the time, its already time to leave

[daring mauve]

He's not stiff at all he watches them for the story remember

[pulsar trail]

[daring mauve]

He tests his memory by reciting them to Jez

[burnt dock]

fuck i forgot about that exchange

[pulsar trail]

[sinful terrace]

[daring mauve]

Might be handsdown my favourite Whispyr moment

[pulsar trail]

I don’t want to go to court

[daring mauve]

Demonic bedge not included

[stoic folio]

I regret starting that slippery slope

[daring mauve]

Victory

[nova obsidian]

I wonder why its slippery....

[waxen latch]

What the fuck is Happening

[stoic folio]

I'm eating waffles, pls stop

[late quest]

Your honor id like to adjourn this hearing so I can shitpost in OT

[burnt dock]

that lillia league thread infected OT somehow

[stoic folio]

URF is gone

[daring mauve]

Brave specifying waffles with this topic available

[stoic folio]

why

[cyan oxide]

Blue?

[late quest]

He did not mention thy colour

[nova obsidian]

atleast it wasnt american cinnamon buns

[cyan oxide]

He doesn't look too good vogen

[sinful terrace]

🍐 head

[burnt dock]

is that what pyramid head's head looks like underneath

[livid socket]

May I speak with your manager?

[umbral whale]

Waffles yum

What you got on them

[nova obsidian]

Bruh looks like the butler from adams family

[umbral whale]

Waffles with strawberries and whipped cream are bis

[daring mauve]

don't say yeast infection don't say yeast infection don't say yeast infection

[livid socket]

with currants even better than strawberries!

[umbral whale]

My mom used to make strawberry freezer jam. Dunno if you ever had that but that's what we used to have with waffles every weekend. And whipped cream ofc

[daring mauve]

Mm the sun has come out just as my break is ending

[umbral whale]

I've never had them with currants

[daring mauve]

Perfect

I can scurry away now

[umbral whale]

What do currants taste like

[livid socket]

dont know what that is but my grandma made currant quark with waffles when i was a kid and that was the best

[livid socket]

a bit sour but veeeeeery good

not sure if currants in english is exactly the same as "johannisbeeren" in german which i am talking of

i think currants usually refer to black currants right?

[umbral whale]

@livid socket

That's freezer jam. My mom had her own recipe

[livid socket]

is it just jam you put in the freezer

[umbral whale]

Those look good. When I think of currants I think of black currants

[umbral whale]

Well yes and no. Its jam but it's mostly fresh fruit. Like whole pieces of strawberries

[livid socket]

yea. red ones are very common for people to have in their garden here. white ones are also good. black currants are a lot rarer

[umbral whale]

I'll have to see if I can get some and try it

[tropic skiff]

can u play no man's sky coop ?

[late quest]

Yeh I’m pretty sure it is. Like can just join a friends game etc and jump into it

[livid socket]

@waxen latch was letzte Nopper Katze?

[cyan oxide]

Blackcurrant best currant

[fiery coyote]

First you demand all his money, then you keep it in your poe stash and not give it back

[nova obsidian]

Idk, red is currantly my favorite

[fiery coyote]

[fiery coyote]

This is actual slander

[livid socket]

we have a cross between currant and gooseberry here, do other countries also have it? It's called Jostaberry here

("Jo" coming from the german word for currant and "sta" from the german word for gooseberry)

[clever sleet]

[livid socket]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jostaberry okay u actually just yoinked our name lol

[stoic folio]

Black Negus?

[cyan oxide]

Blackcurrant jam

[livid socket]

@waxen latch LMAO ebay-kleinanzeigen is great

[compact grotto]

jawohl

[wooden fiber]

Jodtaberry

Josta

[cyan oxide]

Yerman words

[wooden fiber]

[cyan oxide]

[umbral whale]

Black king

[dusky swan]

? that not correct though

[cyan oxide]

are you not romanialand

[clever sleet]

No he’s a monkey

Have you ever seen a Romanian monkey?

[cyan oxide]

[dusky swan]

thats not what pula means

[cyan oxide]

fair

[livid socket]

Definition: Emperor

fuck its "royalty" right

[pulsar trail]

Penis

[surreal dagger]

Pecker

[soft pendant]

Work got haribo

[wooden fiber]

buna

ca vatch?

[cyan oxide]

no you can't vatch

[wooden fiber]

xd

I speak

[dusky swan]

ce face ma-ta, nu eu

[wooden fiber]

Very little Romanian

[cyan oxide]

ca vatch looks like ça va

is it how are you

or no

[wooden fiber]

How are u yes

[cyan oxide]

am I a sleeper romanian genius or

[wooden fiber]

Binne tu

[cyan oxide]

GOD DAMN

[livid socket]

"Cutting Edge face @burnt dock , not EU"

[wooden fiber]

Fromwaso

Is beautiful

That is the extent that my Romanian knowledge stretches

[wooden fiber]

I can also ask u out on a date

But idk how to type it

[dusky swan]

frumoaso

[wooden fiber]

X)

[livid socket]

i hope ur not saying slurs

[wooden fiber]

[cyan oxide]

varas doesn't say slurs, only his warlock/hunter teammates

[neon umbra]

US servers already back up?

[dusky swan]

that also refers to a woman

[cyan oxide]

probably but vault isn't open forr another 10 minutes

[neon umbra]

ohhh yeah standing in front of it wondering why I couldn't lol

[wooden fiber]

I'm so tired at work

My last week 😇

Then new jobbb

[livid socket]

my school is cancelled for tomorrow because teachers are ill, so instead of doing nothing in school until 12:40 i gotta actually work until 5PM

[cyan oxide]

making money good

[soft pendant]

What school?

[livid socket]

Getting paid either way. Sitting in school for 5 hours but getting paid for an 8 hour work day

[soft pendant]

Some kinda training ?

[livid socket]

Guess you'd call it trade school or smth in english. Basically I work 4 days a week and go to school 1 day for 3 years

[soft pendant]

Ahh that’s cool I didn’t know

What are you training to be

[livid socket]

Software developer

[soft pendant]

[cyan oxide]

gl gl

[soft pendant]

Big bucks

Ytm

[serene crescent]

Mum found a picture of Sammy as a kitten

[stoic folio]

those eyes

[soft pendant]

[stoic folio]

wtf did you show him

[soft pendant]

He has cataracts

[serene crescent]

He's always been a bit feral

[cyan oxide]

of course it's cataracts, can't be dogaracts

Recycled Joke #1

[ashen ravine]

[cyan oxide]

adopt it

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-creepy-stare-at-look-at-peak-a-boo-gif-5473095

[soft pendant]

Remember that guy who kept telling flower his kitty has cataracts

[umbral whale]

Not funny

Flower was worried about his kitty

[soft pendant]

I don’t think he was concerned

[tropic skiff]

dude what the fuck is happening to my internet the last 3 days

[umbral whale]

1036 ping

Mf trying to play on Australian servers

[tropic skiff]

i'm legit tilted out of my mind

like what the fuck is wrong

[undone bone]

nani that ping

they are putting baguettes in the fiber again

[umbral whale]

[soft pendant]

Flowers ping

[tropic skiff]

Meanwhile

[wise flume]

loooong michka

[undone bone]

man i changed thermal pads and redid the thermal paste and my gpus are trucking like champs

worth the 5h i spent

yday

[serene crescent]

Ya mine running slower than usual too

[undone bone]

0 ping pog

[ashen ravine]

Korean lady at my Bus Stop

[wet cradle]

0 ping gang

[ashen ravine]

Should I ask her if she is an army

[inner wadi]

bruh

i need that

[wet cradle]

The question is how mcuh does it cost

[umbral whale]

2000

What in the fuck

Its unholy

That would cost me like $300 a month

[soft pendant]

Can anyone watch Quin unmuted?

I received brain damage in under 60 seconds

[ashen ravine]

Will never forget xqc PC build Stream an his I/O shield

[umbral whale]

Yeah

He's hilarious

OOBA OOBA ELDA

[ashen ravine]

[umbral whale]

I cant watch people steaming diablo immortal though its peak cringe

[soft pendant]

Did he forget the io plate?

Actually incredible

That’s the only piece that requires almost a full rebuild

[pulsar trail]

this man is the server

nice try skynet I'm onto you

[ashen ravine]

The outside case thing yeah

[pulsar trail]

@soft pendant don't at me kid

[soft pendant]

Asmon day 2 of malding about d4

I don’t @ you ever

[ashen ravine]

bro the way he placed the mb

[soft pendant]

Because I get bullied

[pulsar trail]

name one time I've bullied you that wasn't in the last 2 weeks

[umbral whale]

He got triggered hard

[pulsar trail]

[umbral whale]

By them saying they would update the game regularly

[pulsar trail]

Jake you know ily

[umbral whale]

He's not wrong tbh. Compare d3 updates with poe it's just sad

[pulsar trail]

!pf ramlu

[hollow raven]

Kadapno - PokéFusion:

#64 - Kadabra

#97 - Hypno

[soft pendant]

No he has very solid points

[ashen ravine]

@soft pendant he put the mb in, Holding it just ob the Main power cable and it was knocking everywhere

[pulsar trail]

two dif kinds of game tbh

[ashen ravine]

I never cringed so hard

[soft pendant]

Yeah that’s classic

[pulsar trail]

d3 is an arpg for the more casual player

[serene crescent]

£50 a month atm

[pulsar trail]

it's actually insane how simplistic d3 is compared to poe

[soft pendant]

Asmon is pulling a Charlie with the hair but the difference is asmon looks like a caveman

[stoic folio]

redneck farmer

[soft pendant]

U ever seen that video of him eating and drinking

[pulsar trail]

@stoic folio I hope you've been having a good day friend

[umbral whale]

Yeah come to canada

[soft pendant]

I’m pretty sure it’s why he doesn’t eat or drink on stream it probably wrecked his self esteem

[umbral whale]

Where the government protects a telecom duopoly that gouges people

[tropic skiff]

I would murder someone for this bro