As a sex-repulsed asexual, I hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends
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As a sex-repulsed asexual, I hate it when people have sex. That’s why this pride month I’m partnering with League of Legends
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@remote surge

we've hit the darkest timeline. outlaw getting PI'd over the lock and hunter. 
s m o o t h

This is one of the most incredible moment in golf sports ever.
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that is actually amazing
brop what the fuck
tyler 1 played 774 games in his korea challenge
thats 22 games of league a day

hes an animal
yea and when i had to read shit for work i read around 1200 pages a day
29 seconds · Clipped by theguyinurbed · Original video "TYLER1: 1 DAY LEFT OF KOREA" by loltyler1
banned word
still hilarious
he is just made diff
"all of these games are disgusting in this reject region"
did u gys know this shit exists LMFAO
what an insane video game
idk why but him in the chair just looks hilarious
what 22 games of league a day does to a mfer
actively gets shorter
amazed theres betting websites for streamers to win or lose
and then people stream snipe, bet on lose, and then grief to win

DUDE @sinful terrace WATCH THE "VOD REVIEW 2"

@raw python you ever just have one of those arams where you're 8cs/min because there's literally nothing fucking happening https://i.imgur.com/NFl4JmB.png

the darius/warwick never wanted to fucking go in
so i just cs'd
its just like csgo when betting was around and well... just have 2 accs and bet lower on lose if u think team gunna win 
just use 2 accs
@wheat onyx having fun trying to convince blue names how math, numbers and sims work?
yeah
love it

like idk how to even answer this
like is there an answer other than "it just does more"
idk how to formulate an explination
why do people need to know why bro

i think the why is important
it helps you understand fundamentals of how stuff works in wow
but a lot of stuff is just "idk it is cuz it is"
yea but you dont need to know why one soulbind is better than the other at damage lmao
like understanding "why do we spam SS rather than using opportunity procs" teaches you fundamentals on the spec that you can use to apply to other situations within the spec
its just math bro
mfers want you to teach them some calculus
sorry, only new math feels here
or take the just go do what you want because math is no longer meaningful
also isnt that person around the disc alot
blunderbussy is a nice hit of dopamine.
shouldnt they know by now that some things just do more dmg becuase well
numbers
sub players this tier in keys know shuriken storm & bp
tru
What kind of chat room is this. Looks sus and 99’ era
It’s called RuneScape
Kind of underground

Ohh never played
I was partially right scape is def from late 90’s
Made then at least


Literally took like

Ppl spent their allowance on buying gold in middle school and I didn’t wanna do that

I wanted pretzel rods

real mfs didnt spend allowance on pretzels or gold
real mfs bought Otis SpunkmeyerTM cookies
Real MFers still do

mfers asking guy to do Proofs about Rogue Theory 
warlock 
Message to my best friend from childhood: Hey brother. I just did the math and I really don’t think I’ll be able to afford to fly out for your wedding. I feel awful. I hope you can forgive me.
Message to Etsy vendor selling Master Chief Keef t shirt for $300: Whats up legend
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i think imma try gta rp again
i wanna get in the red dead servers but i need more xp :(
shit looks hella fun
LOL
Red dead RP would be fun
im whitelisted on a nice server already for gta
but i dont know if that would translate to rdr2
red dead rp is super dialogue focused
its slow burn type shit
which i would love
gta rp is fast paced
fuck i dont have gta installed anymore FML
gta rp so fun tho
frick u!!!!
real
!pf
nofucking way
!iq
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!tox
193: Demigødz is unhealthy toxic.
!newmain
New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.

BRO ON what
THIS IS LIKE THE YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO EM
he carrying on the legacy
gta rp is like needing a straight jacket, only psychos do that
!vibe
Your vibe today is CadetBlue at a Right Ascension of 23:40:34 with an Declination of 7:22:36 in the sign of Leo
!iq
160: Andrewthemist IQ Classification: Very superior
!tox
223: Andrewthemist is very unhealthy toxic.
!newmain
New main: Survival Hunter.
!vibe
Your vibe today is LimeGreen at a Right Ascension of 6:31:29 with an Declination of 15:56:20 in the sign of Cancer
!vibecheck
!iq
177: Demigødz IQ Classification: Precocious

Conservatives trying their hardest to look at each problem in isolation and refusing to have a consistent logical and moral stance across multiple topics
They just like me fr
Call me mister magoo to all our problems
More recently they've been denouncing potential solutions for things because there's no way to prove that it would solve something so why even try
Based, if that shooter didn’t have a gun, he’d have one anyway, so why try :/
“More recently” so like the last 20 years?
Which shooter? 
It's been pretty brutal recently on the gun topic is why I say recently
Oh yeah
But of course this thing that politicians in general have used forever
Amen
Mize typing while polishing his Glock
Can’t even say this week
9/11 happens
the only way to stop a bad terrorist with a plane is to carpet bomb 2 countries and launch a decade long war on false pretense to make them more mad, and also guns or something
A bunch of teens got shot and very recently as well
Yesterday I think
not even the correct country (Iraq)

Several this week
I’m pretty sure at least one a day
Mass shootings
It’s one of the ones with oil and sand and sand oil and also Muslims, can’t be too far off

I see you’ve joined the based party as well


Look, what’s a couple of Muslim civilians amongst some Muslim terrorists
I mean this was basically now,
Weed em out before they get radicalized

A couple 
That way their families die around them and they don’t hate America and don’t get radicalized
Wait
This is going dark 
Okay so we take out the ENTIRE FAMILY, that way no one is left to be radicalized, except their friends fuck man genocide is difficult
bruh if the law not bussin just move away no cap
Fr
I feel like this might just be an “on god” moment
On god? On god’s what? On his knee? Like all the dead kids telling him their Christmas wishes cause they can’t see Santa anymore? Yeah on god for sure
🚨BREAKING: Bored Ape Yacht Club and Otherside Metaverse Discord servers have been hacked. Millions worth of #NFTs reportedly stolen.
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nooo, all my apes gone 
Oh no so sad, 
A busby
I find mfs like u real interesting
Yahweh? more like Nahway am i right?!

they went straight for my ape
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It’s not even top or bottom of the hour
I post other things on the sides of the hour
@livid socket todays framed was made for us
Like navels
That's constant that's constant
Framed #86
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Guess the movie from the images. New movie each day!
Bruh I suck
I should try
top 5 movie all time imho 
you should watch some, this one is mandatory 
but if you're not into watching movies then it gets difficult

I have no idea what its called either
brother I know what we'll watch this summer
Framed #86
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Guess the movie from the images. New movie each day!
I never get these
It's only because I watched it for the first time recently 
good now you watched one of the best movie ever made 


Link?
Music never works here
Always some stupid region block shit
@torn mural Framed #86
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Guess the movie from the images. New movie each day!


I didn’t have a clue until the synths came in
And then the synths hit
And I knew

you were the chosen one 
bro i definitely dont know that song
Homie that song is twice my age cut me some slack
I mean, same 
My moms an 80’s rock type
So it’s not even something I listen to
thats nice too tho
lets do a edm blind test then
i only know his giga famous songs
you'd have 100/100
back to bcs now

Sounded so familiar but I would never have found it
I never heard the beginning of that one 
@burnt dock got some phonk this morning 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRE3eMdLBac
My favorite rogue spec
!8 will they bring shrouded suffocation back?
NO!!!

!iq
109: Saryero IQ Classification: Average
!tox
206: Saryero is very unhealthy toxic.
done with bcs season 1 
bro i wouldve played the shit out of sin with a shrouded legendary in m+
really liked it
):
maybe
Agreon PLEASE
wat
https://open.spotify.com/album/2v6ANhWhZBUKkg6pJJBs3B?si=4womjNZrR8iv_kxteZq8Yg&utm_source=copy-link
Go listen
Ya but this whole album is a 10
or many of them really
dm it to me so i dont forget
Man i love these bcs season intros
better call saul
Oh I c
Yo
How u been
Good man hbu
True goblin
That cat goes hard
!newmain
New main: Shadow Priest.
delete this
it is definitely one of the best shows ever
even when it's going slow I love it tbh
get me out
Press x
q might be bugged tbh
I had like 6 or 7 people decline queue pop so that's part of it
and someone dodged
literally me this week started it recently
im almost done season one 😏
how is that ambulance gif related to america
related to me talking about better call saul
just an afterthought
the guy looks a lil like jesse
Cause people actively avoid taking the ambulance due to being charged 3k per ride
Even when it should probably be necessary normally
where are you finding a ride for 3k?
Loaf mode
Pizza 6 or pizza 8
!moroes 6 or 8
fuu: 6
where's 9? oh that's right 6 8 it..

“streamer” is transformed into “joueur-animateur en direct”
ah yes much better people will love to say and type that instead of "streamer"
Easy 6
bad title
it's not actually a ban

noot noot
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I didnt read the info
Freedom 

miao
massive tail floof
she instantly ran and ate and then up to the tree for a cleaning session 
lmao
Ready whenever
So cuuute omg
When i got michka dj said he looked like yuki now they both grown and they dont look alike at all but they both adorable little fellas 
@soft pendant I can trade you a pox now if you actually wanted to farm it.
rather have mizus cat, gonna keep it on a stack no cap etc
Ur just a coward
Cant handle the goblin
yes
Ayy that’s nice of you dude. I’ve done some but might just wait for daus one hander
2 goblins cant coexists in 1 space Flower
man she going to crazy on the cleaning, guess she gotta get it out after not cleaning herself for a while
I never seen a cat like this
just yell if you want help. I’m still valor farming and need an ooze and boots/gloves
cat just enjoying life
Are you on a rogue?
bussyblastin now outsims assblastin in ST. 
haha those eyes
he seems like he hides corpses

He had a ptsd from when i refused to give him treats i think
Planning to kill me i think
seen some unholy shit

Seen some of your posts
here or somewhere else
!pf
Mfer lookin like he’s about to make me an offer i cant refuse @hot crystal
!newmain
New main: Fire Mage.
I love the lil goblin ngl
!iq
177: Minalba IQ Classification: Precocious
!tox
63: Minalba is moderate toxic.
!newmain
New main: Balance Druid.
holy shit i'd rather fork socket
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Guess the movie from the images. New movie each day!
she's kinda built like a little panda bear but with white and grey fur
adorable
wait no not those
she got a racoon tail
yea it's so cute
the tail is wiiiide ye 
man
okay what the fuck https://twitter.com/polevaultpower/status/1533263117911613440
this thread is absolutely fucking terrifying
america going for the hat trick of tools
@dusty scarab 
lol
But how will the poor people afford their guns??!!!!?!!!?!?
this it the world the LEFT want!!!11111!!!!
is ar15 the only semi automatic rifle available or is that a term that encompasses all of them
ar15 is what currently falls out of the assault rife ban that clinton introduced in the 90s, that expired and it’s the rights go to “it’s not an actual AR blah blah”
it’s EXTREMELY popular
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I think the worst I've seen is a guy get +9 on first row then 0 on second
Most toxic stone
So, this is my saying.
It could always be worse.
I doubt theyd go through all of those steps often, if at all. That being said, even just the first step is traumatizing enough and should never happen
I mean just the fact this exist and a single kid can go through it and it being perfectly legal
Is just nightmare fuel
Well ye, cant have trans people trying to cheat in high school sports now can we?
./s incase it wasnt obvious
Like how deranged u gotta be to do all this and put in the law
Just cuz ur so transphobic
« we are protecting you from the goomer by making u go thru extended intimate examination bro it’s all good »
Like this is just vile and deranged
Girls who do not look feminine enough, girls of color, girls who are “too good” are likely to be the biggest targets. She forgot to mention girls that are pretty enough that a random physician might want to see naked
Because surely there wont be people abusing this to just straight up assault girls, surely

This going thru after a massive sexual assault scandal in sports is crazy
Lighter note
He sleepin
dreaming about world domination
Look at those murderous little fangs
she about to murder someone

Yuki is perfect
some people struggle with trying to ensure “fairness” so their kids can be the best. these same people spout out “life ain’t fair”. basically fuck humanity. we’re greedy sacks of shit.
It's not that simple of an issue
But I'll leave It there
Hope everyone's day is going well

it’s that simple
people are fucking idiots
my dog decided to identify as a shiba inu. no one bats an eye

treating humans as humans is simple

this is Hataro we’re talking to. just a reminder.
i know. too busy rushing out to get the hand guns before Trudeau puts the sales on hold. 
Yeah
Our genius prime minister


Nothing else to say you didnt bait me. He's stupid. Shocking that he yet again enacts policy based on virtue signaling that had the opposite effect
Sad part is he'll probably get my vote next election anyway
it’s not an opposite effect. anytime you “remove” anything you will have people rushing out to grab it. could be fucking ice cream being discontinued.
Scath he's enacting policy based on some that happened in the US.
We dont have a problem with mass shootings in this country. Nor will banning handguns solve the existing gun violence
problem “yet”. you need a growth mindset
Dont Quote me on this But didnt a Statistic show that most of our fire arm problems have been related to smuggled fire arms rather then sold here?
Alot of street level gun violence is a result of illegal firearms. Often brought in from what country?
Take a guess?
Indiana

just like the smuggled guns over IL border
nuke that state off the face of the earth and we’re all better for it

Name me one
I'll never vote NDP unless theres one person is the leader
lol
I'm not Quebecois so why would I ever vote Bloc if I could
do you want hershel walker back? didn’t he play for calgary.
this is funny
he was football player lmao
what if i am half...
ive almost forgot how to speak it entirely
Damn... the auora is just a sun fart
@soft pendant do your laundry
Who dos trhat?
running for Senate
Ill keep smelling like a Hob Goblin
@soft pendant burn your laundry buy new clothes
Any province outside QC isnt french, its just butchered qc french because they be 'mirin

i learned continental
when i still could speak
my grandmother uh.. refuses to speak the abomination called quebec french
best grandmother
@umbral whale we’ll send you Donnie Jr along with the truckers
And she gunna get the classic french saying for tourists in QC "fuck u anglo" 
yeah hes insane
nah she hates QC hard. Plus last time i was in the province i was with a Guy from france and he told the Waitress to stop butchering his language and to speak english

What a man
welcome to georgia
Maybe france just butchering qc french(the real french)
in germany we call that "sprich deutsch du Hurensohn"
yea found the spy
interesting
@sinful terrace @warped wedge i hate lakers fans
lebron would be getting browns number in this trade



my face going to bed rn
nice edit
i think i left too much spacing after "your"
yeah i wish the emote was not there
It’s not that hard you lazy fuck 
IM LAZY
still off


if i get to 10k pickpockets without a drop im not gonna stop until i get 2
im not gonna stop when im 2x rate

waht are you pickpocketing?
sounds like a skill issue
guys js cache fixed?
#ban
a hot vampire named violetta sanguine
ew
look at her face
Empty
guys dungeons are giving me all crit vers gear… do I play sub or bussinblastin?
what a fucking bitch
a real bad bitch
nooooooooooooooooo
Dont join them
my bank is 53m now
ive been doing herb runs 

bro i dont need a dwh i dont even have bandos or prims
sub has been dead all tier to me. tier set was the concrete poured over the coffin before a stadium was built on top of it.
yea well im gonna be pickpocketing for now anyway
but after id take you up on that offer
you can also just give me ur whole bank if you want
Hmmmm
need everything for my 93 slayer grind
i have no idea about the new raid
other than tbow for mage
or something
its funny after not playing for like 10 months i still see names i remember on my home world and they've barely progressed

BUSSIN./
!iq
70: raz IQ Classification: Moron
!tox
462: raz is hazardous toxic.
!iq
92: fuu IQ Classification: Dull
!pf



didnt need to, i already knew u wanted to know
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Do I want want to buy Jedi: Fallen Order? Is on sale right now. 👀
@native flower @soft pendant
Made me think of you
Would tag flower to but phonediscord sucks
!pf gaming
!pf
i saw it dont worry
i appreciate the thought tho
it's over bro ur a zoomer now
!pf me today

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says that Christian nationalism is nothing to fear because it's the only thing that can stop school shootings, crime, and sexual immorality, declaring that anyone who opposes it is a "domestic terrorist."
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Hell yeah dude
!pf x 132
ok there christian nationalist
Why ditto not fixed
191: Messvile IQ Classification: Precocious
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426: Messvile is hazardous toxic.
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"sexual immortality" sounds weird af
you cant hurt me hetero, im sexual immortal
That's because shockingly that's not what she said.
She speaks so poorly that I was pretty sure that she did say immortality instead of immorality.
Lol
sorry, im just a domestic terrorist
Yeah you're on the list bud
TIL if ur left leaning ur actually a commie non christian domestic terrorist now
i wanna see how long the title can get now
everytime those US brains say communits and leftist to democrat shit
i legit cant even laugh anymore
Socialist lenenist Marxist liberal domestic terrorist
dont forget, ur not a real christian also!
like bruh, they dont know what even SOMEWHAT actuall left politics are lmao
Shiiiiit
imagine not being the 1 true religion... pastafarian
And thankfully they've raised a demographic of fucking moron so it doesn't matter
ik man, it just hurts so much when the US democrats are accursed for beeing "leftist communist liberals"
when in litearlly all other countrys in the world the democrats would count as center-right lol

Yarp.
facts, like the left in the US is already center/ right-wing outside the US ive kinda seen
they are litearlly the equivalent of the CDU in germany
wich is the boomer right leaning party old people vote for
i dunno what the CDU is but imma agree since u seem to know
ayo "Sudden Adult Death Syndrome" is trending on twitter in canada again 

"we cant do renewable energy cus we would lose jobs!!!"
"internet is a new trend and not something we should actually focus on, waste of money"
the younger generation doesnt know whats good, we are NOT in a time where we should force change"
thats the CDU 🙂
most voted party for 200000years btw
MonkaW actual roman empire grandma's running germany
The majority of Democrats are further left then that and are willing to get consultation on some tech stuff
But not by much
eh, germany overall has the problem that it REALLY doesnt like change in politics
and that the far far majority of people always vote for the same party because"i always did it, wont change it now"
NGL the internet being a trend also sounds like the company Bell in canada... "sorry your area is unprofitable so no FTTH and ur stuck with 100/10" forever but we will actually give u 4/0.5 because we said "upto 100/10"
like, rn we have the green party(wich is more left leaning/enviormantal change focused) in a higher position, the Ukraine war started and they get blamed for pretty much EVERYTHING
first they got blamed for not doing anything
then they got blamed for "i thought they dont like war and NOW they support it????"
dont get me wrong, they also do a good ammount of bad stuff, but still 1 of the actual better options we have rn
oh and the state where the CDU has the highest power is the state where they still go really fking strong against gay marriage
with stuff like"its a mental illnes, we should not allow it"
🙂
all i want is an ariel install of FTTH for like 25k CAD... but instead bell says they cant because they need to dig up the road and it will cost >150k CAD.. but they also dont want me to be allowed to pay for it myself because then they would actually need to do the work 
"gay marriage is gunna turn the frogs gay"
like, yeha, its not even close to be as fucked up like the US, cus the US is a special kind of shithole sometimes
but most country's have their own share of political problems 
atleast canada is worse in the telecommunication space than the US
there is 3 big players and they can stop anyone from entering into canada or specific provinces
flower, what are you smoking rn
My cat is actually going full crazy
to much pent up energy from sleeping 5 days i guess
my cat does this LOL
when i'm gone for the day he's just gonna sleep
Full gas since cone came of
and when i come hom
he just starts going fucking WILD
running everywhere
it's hilarious
Camera was to slow
dont collar your cats with things that move pls
im gonna collar zine and hes my kitten
Fair
@glass trail
Collar on humans ✅
Yes daddy?

twitch streamer moment
nothing, just checking in
We getting tina next weekend 🥺🥺


with a little sprinkle of morbin time
gacha char
they're saving that for the sequel
@dusty scarab 
I was getting tired so I scrubbed ahead and then saw Nazis and was like what the fuck...
lol
Wait so this guy refused to believe that the sun is far away but believes that there is an inverted black sun?
Its worth the watch
no kidding
holy fuck
I just had the creepiest shit happen
I just got home. My sister and I were discussing her co-worker who has adhd
I open youtube and the first video is this

To be fair the sun that NASA showed was CGI.
i mean, your phone does listen most of the time


creepy man
Wtf is an apple home 💀
They making iHouses now?
Any of yall ever been this hot
prolly not coming with heating and electricity then
🤨 filter
naw u a snitch fr
Lmfaooooo
🤓
no i just wanna make sure mods aint there so i can post my memes
whatever the fuck it's called
those stupid devices
no the