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poggerS?
ah yes happiness IS a choice now be exploited by me as I expose myself unwantingly knave, what you don't find happiness in being spit on? well that's your choice?
Meebee.
Well you should not have signed up to work a job that's completely unrelated to what you're doing right now...
one day we'll launch elon into the sun
yes everything is a choice
choose 250k or my penis and a horse
Be happy with what you have aka please don't unionize.
there's still a team?
apparently so
just blizz things
ok yeah the article mentioned it
that team folded lmao
so i guess it'll be (what used to be) VV
!iq
51: Demigødz IQ Classification: Moron
!tox
447: Demigødz is hazardous toxic.
I think jimmy wants to make the finals
subscribe for more nba analysis @sinful terrace @inner wadi
bouncin down the stairs
DIDNT WANT IT ENOUGH
LOL
cant wait to watch celtics lose and watch teelee descend into madness
homework done time to fuck off
ain't nothing I love doin more than not doin shit
I haven’t been following it too closely, is Johnny Depp on trial for his Willy Wonka performance?
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what the fuck does that even mean
play on marcus smart

(luv u esra)
i feel like if u joined the disc
its a fun discord but sure u can drop the emote and leave
no clue what a smartist is
i'm cool with marxism tho
kind of on the fence with leninism cuz yknow violent revolution
man
get it right. worship of the gun.
i really have to buy a smart jersey if they win it all
not sure if we worship death or just the profitability of enacting death unto others
well citizens definitely almost worship guns
psh yeah right
weird dynamic
i worship catgirls
god and guns
learning that my ex is now involved in a religious cult
that thinks saturday is reserved for nothing except church

no family gatherings or friend gatherings
unless its church related
lil sussy
Uhhhhhh
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his slap suit stuff was pretty funny ngl
best to be involved in church than to be a disney adult amirite fella
or a harry potter wine cat millenial
whiskey and cats sound like a good time ngl
I think some motherfucker is attacking furries, and I won't stand for that


What a weird person in this video...
talking to your ex about Saturday plans
Good one deen thatll end super well bud
kandiss taylor seems like a good candidate for the cannon into the atlantic ocean
I like exile
My cannon goes to the Arctic circle, seems more effective.
i'm down for that

what's your platform? jesus guns and babies
to the artic you go
Yep.
honestly
anyone who brings religion into politics or legislation should be immediately disbarred from any and all present and future positions
no no i wasnt talking to her
:surely:
there's only one good reason to talk to an ex
but it is not me talking to an ex
and that's asking them where your god damn hoodie is
it is me talking to a friend who dated my exes sister
Esra gets so much pussy man
Always misplacing hoodies
worded wrong
i miss my sublime hoodie 😦
Never lost a hoodie
Its safe with me tbh
I got it on lock
sell it to the highest bidder
lmao
I actually wear a shirt daily that says I play wow
To ensure I'm safe from the hoes
I know better than to trust
lmaooooo
Wows a boss bitch thats into pegging
Uhhhhh
Every time I see anything in Dubai I'm immediately disgusted, it's very triggering.
and did you let her
LMAO
Interesting
selfish bastard huh
she thought he was gay
i mean, you laugh like that but
yea slave labor does that to you 
yea exactly
I visited dubai 2 or 3 times
didn't find out about the slaves until the 2nd or 3rd trip
after that I was just like yeaaaa i don't wanna go out and about anymore this place is gross
just sat in the wifi area and got drunk / smoked cigars till we left
I'm not sure how you could ever have visited that place and then not screamed capitalism into the clouds with your fists in the air.
my dad went there a few times as part of leave from being deployed
If your hotel room has a scale in it to weigh yourself, slaves built that.
wait until they learn about the pyramids
no
I only have an interest in modern-day slavery.
its ok once their oil money dries up surely they'll have to change
world cup in november
yea the whole country is fucked
i didn't know shit about it the first time i visited
Thanks for reminding me...
Is that shit still in Qatar or?
I assume it's still in Qatar
Cool
i just went to the waterpark and then left
I don't think I'd have too much of a problem with the place if it weren't built in such opulence that it reminds you constantly of the worst things in the world
but the segregation of wealth there not even including the slaves is just insane
yea
like
Americans already dont care about soccer the world cup being in qatar doesnt change that
it's literally just
slaves on one side of the street
and ferrari cop cars and 4000 ft tall buildings on the other
shits nuts
You're right I don't give a shit about stupid fucking sports but I do care about thousands of people dying to build a stupid fucking stadium
Ye
some arent even going to be used after the world cup
most aren't
Yeah of course but im saying most americans already werent gonna watch it or anything
I imagine it's like the Olympics and most of them won't be used 3 months after whatever they were built is done with
I mean if America is in the world cup I imagine the viewership from America isn't that bad
I don't know I already said I don't give a shit about fucking dumb sports
I thought we were too bad
Lol

My assumption is that the women made it but the men continued to fail
don't the women win like every year
men qualified, and US was one of the top countries requesting tickets
Mmm
yea we only boycott slave labor and inhumane practices when it's china
Maybe if police officers build the stadium we would care, but then we don't really care for like a month
they'd shoot it bc it looked at them wrong
This seven-star hotel in Dubai gave this motherfucker Tabasco sauce...
ew
Tiny bottles of Tabasco sauce
literal trash tier hot sauce
I don't watch any sports
men can be fun to watch but usually they arent that good
or tv
deeny do u need a weekly still
Tru
must not have watched them recently 
last year yes
ye
nations league and gold cup
both times over mexico 
clint dempsey goated
true
hes on the broadcast team for paramount+ covering the USA games, i fucking love him
tho clint dempsey is a big dont tread on me guy
so

xd
@crude cave i have a 13 done for the week
on hunter
oh but i have a free key
15 gambit
i have done nothing
actually easiest key
is it
gambit is literally so easy
its bolstering week
oh yeah
im down eitehr way tho
i can prolly live
yah ur bdk right
ye
ez live
Look at this trash...
What the fuck is that nonsense
need to activate authenticator apparently
Lol
anti-bot
...
Social security number please
do you not use the battle.net authenticator app
the code it's asking for is the one that links that to ur account
yeah it asked for a code
i entered it from the email
now its asking for serial number
and device shit
i dont have that
I’ll gladly take that 
thats fine
...
yeah it never asked me to set one up but like
p sure its just the auth app on ur phone
Yeah probably the code that starts with the region code that you're in
it always astonishes me how bad people can be at pressing 1 button
i can hope in vc if u want
no vc to hop in i guess
these all randoms
unless u just wanna tell me what to target
idk
i kill white mrgrgrgrgr
(no racism)
lmao ya true
White peoples avocado toast
Y u eat cat food?
No that's some fucking Dubai shit, that shit is inedible why are people standing the avocado up you may as well just have the avocado and put it on the fucking bread at that point
That picture is from a place that serves an $18 bowl of plain white rice
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I hate absolutely HATE when they dont season / mix the avocado etc
when its just slices of avocado and everything bagel seasoning
💀
It's just fucking ridiculous, it's just slices of fucking avocado stood up on some toast that looks okay
It's the gold flake of avocado
IT'S FALLING OFF THE FUCKING BREAD
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Even this is better and it still just that shit stacked up
anxiety isnt real
can u shut up for like one day?
bro what
i fucks with guacamole
I only fuck with guac
plain avocado is mid though
not straight avocado
dont take ur anger out on me my brother!
I have done nothing but good
i mean it is kinda rude to say anxiety isn't real to someone who has panic attacks and is saying their friend is currently having one lol
i dont think youve ever done anything good
Hey
...
Lol
Rude.
yea we don't know skip
maybe he helps out at the homeless shelter in between chugging monsters
If you think I was being serious ur stupid brother
He's so much like me
An emotionless husk addicted to gambling and too stupid to know when to quit
NEVER quit gambling.
did you know that 90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big
You'll never be up if you quit
think of that guy giving up mining right before he finds the diamonds
It's probably a higher percentage honestly
F

I did that in Minecraft once, never again
ong
gambling is a losers game
Only if you're a dumb stupid bitch that doesn't understand the fine art of gambling
What a silly dumb stupid person you are to believe that only losers gamble
nah it's literally a losers game lol the odds are not in your favor
Winners clearly gamble

GOD I FUCKING LOVE ELON
HOLY FUCK I LOVE RICH WHITE MAN 
HES SO BASED HE LOVES ANIME AND ELEND RING!!
ELON20204
His ER build is
cmon skip
Elon playing ER
He is a pioneer in innovation, imagine thinking he would be some two-handed thug
be nice to deeny
I wasnt being mean but okay
not mean just rude


!newmain
New main: Fury Warrior.
!newmain
New main: Devastation Evoker.
Yes
LOOL
!rtb 5 capitalism ends
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
!rtb 5 something big happens
!rtb 5 something big happens
WTF
ASSHOLE
!rtb 5 something big happens
!rtb 5 wow is deleted fromo reality
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
also no one changed moroes name back from april fools
minute 30 gcd
target capped gcd locked L ratio touch grass
!8 will I find a cat girl in my life
maybe?!

!rtb 5 something big happens
:game_die:Grand Melee
fuck you

dickhead

LOL
i'm something big
thank you plode
that was so shit @inner wadi
wasnt a problem with it being a 17 tho tbh
theres a reason i nevr pick randoms
the key wasnt the problem
the mechanics apparently were
yeah
ya fair
mhye
!newmain
New main: Shadow Priest.
Nej
!newmain
New main: Destruction Warlock.
YES!!!!
didnt askratioget cancelled
New main: Demonology Warlock.
true
I fucking love him


epic troll
Wordle 345 4/6*
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Mata just coming in with the ratio
im happy with 4, its not an easy word
poggers
It was pure luck, I couldn't think of anything else with those two letters where they were
||also playing PoE a bunch rn helped with that map existing so it was just in my brain||
Fritos are L on anything except for chili
DORITOS AND FRITOS 
Fritos are HIGHKEY dogshit
I wont take anyone who says otherwise seriously
I like it but its just not 100gecs
It sounds like a random pop punk band from the 2000s
gm
Based but no cap try them mixed in with chili it’s the only acceptable way of eating them besides throwing them out lol
anybody else having server troubles? cant log on
Don’t play wow I’m just here to spread socialist propaganda and shitpost sorry
ah makes sense
Will do
Couldnt either
Was stuck at retrieving realms
For like 10 min
Then logged off
The one time i tried to get on outside of raid
Never again
God kept me in check
queueing up solo/duo in league rn
😦
i hate myself
i just got back into to wow yesterday
so i have the motivation to play
before it becomes painful
shame u play league, my condolences
!rtb 5 @native flower stays awake all night no sleep
:game_die:Buried Treasure




been tryna sleep since like 1230am... its 330am atm 
owned
!rtb
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
ty
so whats a good dps average
for like lvl 50 sub
0
dps don't matter before max level, just enjoy your time
if you play subtlety, make sure you have soothing talented
it helps a lot with survivability

!pf
👺
Señor El Goblino
still havent seen it
I am not watching morbius
IM GONNA MORB 
but morbius is watching you
im so glad i watched morbius on opening night
shocking
that was a twist i never saw coming
Crazy how jared leto still has a career 
you mean michael morbius?
Can you tell him to not stop growing his ear fuzz? Thanks
!rtb
:game_die:Ruthless Precision
!pf 25 morning Pikachu homunculus
!pf diglett

Zoom!
!newmain
New main: Fire Mage.
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.
!8 Should I go home early today?
ask again later.
that would be me 
still enjoying the new season ?
Idk about enjoying
I've barely played
Honestly nowadays I have a fill acc that's slowly grinding upwards and then I just play 4fun flex/5v5's with the homies
fair
I'm an URF only gamer now 
What a distinguished gentleman
💪
put a top hat on that gentleman
gentlewoman
works both ways ye

!pf
He’s getting closer
my gf just got confirmation that she is one of 27 students that are advancing to the interviewing stage at a Uni for Art/Design. 340 applied :O
so proud 

Grats to her

Insane let’s goo
W
wait actually one of 23 even 
Huge achieve, gz to her

1 week
dont have to be smart to draw 

related
About as good as it gets for me


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@native flower: "Stars?! That's impossible!"
@native flower never returned to Earth. He became half-mineral, half-animal and floated forever through space. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die.
So eventually... he stopped thinking.

God I hope that's one ping and not 4
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!newmainc
New main: Demonology Warlock.
!tox
390: retrog is hazardous toxic.
!iq
129: retrog IQ Classification: Superior
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probably should replace all ` with ' when uwufying
the only ` are from the ascii emotes
so that it doesn't generate text with random quote highights
I would only play it for the company the game never really clicked with me
So I've seen 

bro r6 is a cuck game
R6 became less fun for me with all the Jager nerfs and buck losing his nades
just gonna nerf all weapons so they all feel equally shit to use
Ubisoft balance team is straight up a detriment to the game
idk i just cant play any game where if im not ADS'd bullets fly randomly
feel totally dogshit

Just felt like why should I play this when I can play csgo
yeh I mean it's def not the same gameplay but I get it
also it takes quite a lot time to learn everthing
I get that. It's a different game though.
theres a lot of shit to know
Really, couldn't tell
R6 to me is just like, ability csgo
And I have more fun in csgo
- better at it bec I aint properly played r6
Makes sense fun is important
dont get me wrong I plly have 2k hours on CS
it's really different
but if you dont feel playing it well thats it 
I prefer r6 because its not full on WAHOO with econ and shit
Seraphine mid 
I love econ and the weirdly paced game that csgo is
because DRONES

i swear silver randoms in csgo give more info than any r6 players

any multiplayer game, played solo is a cesspool
R6 also might have the most toxic community in any game I've ever played
so thats why you have friends :)
It's too toxic for me even
yeh, considering you have 1k behavior on dota, multiple league accounts I wouldnt trust you
on this one 
I mean. Tking, people destroying gadgets, Monty players stealing bomb and sitting in corner, people destroying walls on D.
That shit is rampant
What's that supposed to mean 
You're right it is
so I just play in 5 stack
You cant have a proper ranked system with parties though so
i am so good at csgo my opinion on all shooters is 100% correct
i finished with 100% hs rate
Dadsen just randomly tossing shade my way
thats why I have 4k games played on dota and only 200 of them were solo
otherwise you lose your mind
Explains alot for me
man Im sorry it's just we cant do that on dota since one acc = one phone number 
I went mental years ago
"years ago"
I need another phonenumber 
Uh huh
oh no wha, already too much mmr?
That's why I have like 5 verified league accs for clash
No, truth of the matter is that I have three accounts 

Idk I never did that for any game
mfs out there with 5 burner accounts
like kevin durant on twitter

cant do that anymore with the dog phone number shit
yeh it restricts a lot, plly a part of why I never did that too
!8 Should I go home early today?
maybe?!
!pf 25 123
Just get a google number
oh yeh? 
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is SaddleBrown at a Right Ascension of 22:15:47 with an Declination of 7:21:52 in the sign of Sagittarius
SaddleBrown 
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Thistle at a Right Ascension of 19:22:45 with an Declination of 15:51:18 in the sign of Leo

!vibe
Your vibe today is SkyBlue at a Right Ascension of 6:52:32 with an Declination of 4:51:11 in the sign of Capricorn
@torn mural

no way bruddah
!pf gm ot
hey Shadow 
hi dadsen
you went to plat twice dang, thats why you blow up ppl from below while not looking at the explosion @cedar nest
I'll be stuck silver forever with that kda 
why can't u be this good at wow too
I cant clutchgod a defuse in wow dawg
oh yeh the time cameras would last forever outside 

Did they finally implement the camera outside thing
Last I played she could still do rumours and throw the cameras
Feelsbad
with map changes, game improvements and new operators it was a necessary change imho
it was a bit too op, esp at low level


I dont disagree but it was incredibly fun.
oh it was
shut up, consulate was pefectly balanced with valk cams in palm trees
Esp on old skyscraper
I had a godlike outside cam on coastline too
That was runouts the map


literal map hack 

not hehe

Who knows why memes catch on
im gonna morb
is it a new movie?
Came out recently ye
i thought it was some like 2008 weird movie people are memeing now
isnt morbius marvel?
jared leto gets acting jobs in the current century :O
Lmfao
Morbius is from Marvel
same thing
🤨
the meme is just about that the movie sucks and ppl creates a fake hype around it with memes
it was the same with venom 2
Honestly I can only think of one movie Jared Leto was good in
lord of war?
Ok two movies
what's the other
That and Requiem
american psycho
10 minutes of screen time, maximum amount permitted for jared leto
WOOOAW HOLY COW OPEN BETA 2 JUNE
dadsen you can be my sorcerer
ppl are being giga rude imho even tho I have to admit his last movies were mid
Good thing we all have phones 
I play rogue and monk
hope we can /spit on people using computer
cant be a sorcerer
I like his music more than his acting
yeh it's okay I like it too
i dont think there is a rogue on diablo. but you can be my monk
oh you were talking about diablo
too many games to play
and I didnt play a mobile game since angry birds 
diablo immortal 2 june hype
rogue class will be for diablo 4
and it's necro for ToP
rendez vous in 2028
Afaik its kyrian after buffs
in ST it has always been kyrian
I was on peak reading some stuff
m+ it's necro
I'd have to look it up but what I was reading it will be kyrian for all
After the buffs
Regardless I'd play kyrian anyway cause WOO is fun af
no matter what you do on ST you will do tank damage anyway
always like WoO for its versatility
but necro is xd

we have a german actor that is so terrible, especially when he talks
no wonder his best performance is in inglorious basterds where he only gets like 2 lines of dialogue 
Tarrantino doesnt even have to know german to understand he shouldnt allow him to speak

is there a rogue spec that makes leveling any easier
gunslinger
you can always heist in rogue harbor
Why is this?
What makes him bad
his speech for the most part
like he talks terribly
bad enunciation
he is also mostly in terrible movies
and yet it's the best feeling when theres this huge HUGO STIGLITZ on the screen with the guitar riff 
you know that bruce willis (i think) soundbite where he says "she is so beautiful"?
thats how he speaks every sentence
I dont get the gazpacho police
Gestapo

Lmfaoo
I've heard lots of people say "for all intensive purposes"
And pacifically
That hurt my brain to read
Actually specifically in training this guy cannot pronounce subsequently or subsequent
He pronounces it as SUB-SEA-QUINT-LEE
Su-be-sequent yep
I have 5hrs of work and ive started exactly 0mins so far
Should prolly start soon tbh
I don't think I really know what that one means either
And they need to go to adult kindergarten, maybe thats what congress is 
I work with a few ppl from the deep deep south and even they can pronounce words lile in the tweet
@umbral whale
Lmfao
why ramlu
mashed potatoes
yep
is it happening? https://twitter.com/Nlbellion/status/1531292747012919296?t=rhmx5rPNWBVYu2bO7LVfjQ&s=19
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