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cops thought me crying was me being belligerently drunk while obeying all commands somehow
oof
Did you run into your home while black?

time to put the dbz clip
HES BREAKING AND ENTERING
i was terrified tho
lul yea i know i had like 5 people tackle me and point
like literally crying on phone w gf who was also crying
she cried more when i was like
hey babe
im having guns pulled on me and i need to hang up now
lmaooo
now
i'm gonna guess
that wouldn't have happened
if you weren't
asian in public

i mean
my best friend that nicht
night*

he was able to move his car
despite being drunk
no cap deeny you keep telling me all these stories and i keep feeling like a lot of problems in your life are caused by people around you being racist 
its not my friends being racist
ive mentioned this a million times
when covid started
people let me cut them in line
lmaoooooo
or were scaredof me because asian
never gets old
if thay doesn’t explain the casual racism i deal w
yea its fucked
idk what else would
i started eating a lot of chinese food when covid started
cuz i was worried my favorite places would close without business

but ye im so used to racism
feelsbadman
hopefully you can move somewhere better later in life
nobody should have to put up with dumb asses like that
like it doesn’t even bother mr
yes
systemic racism can have big impacts on education or career development
but im not instantly offended or hurt
bruh i'd get shot
i'm too much of a smart ass
i'd start trash talking white people
ooh noo what's the guy who thinks mayonaise is spicy gonna do
surprisingly ive only had one instance of blatant racism at target
go home and turn his pencil dick on for 3 seconds so his wife has to break out the vibrator

we were busy af
took 10 mins to fet guest their order
i apologized for wait
they said its my peoples fault covid exists
LOL
and said if it werent for us
i mean technically it's americas fault
because we gave them / approved the funding to conduct that research
she wouldnt have had to wait
that leaked from the wuhan lab
bruh I lived for moments like that
when i worked retail
especially cuz i got to run the store
anybody insulted me or my workers I would just get a free pass to talk shit and kick them out of the store
is a minority
nothing felt better
leads all understood
and then they call back later
not expecting you to still be there to complain
and you get on the phone
it was more a
He's going to use it as an instrument.
hey we get it
dont do it again
lol
But if it happens again under the same circumstances oh well
ye
ive had multiple instances of cussing out guests
i let my executive manager know each time
i tell them hey
this is happening
im about to lose my shit
someone else deal with it
or im losing it
guest ends up extremely rude and offensive
i tell them to fuck off
lol
yea that's why it's nice being the manager
you just get to tell people to fuck off w/e u want
or come bsck when theyre not being a bitch and abusing the workers
funny enough
only time i got in trouble
i brought a chair to my dept

lmao
ez chair
i cant
my knees
ah fair
well standing still for long periods of time fucks up bloodflow and shit
being slightly active is much better
sitting is also better xD
lmao true
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Entering goblin mode
Look at that beautiful pink nose now 
!pf
@elder patrol
my ears
ow

!iq
85: Demigødz IQ Classification: Dull
!tox
199: Demigødz is unhealthy toxic.


turn the water on
judging eyes
bro im watching the hair cake video
this shit is
kekwdance A F
cant believe i never saw it
!pf pikachu raichu
!pf electrode
He's not happy

yea i saw that one on reddit so wholesome
the boi does seem krangled by life as a stray
soon the sink will be too small 
so gorgeous 
is she viral on IG
Handsome lil guy
getting bigger
How do you not just smoosh his lil face all the time
I do just that
Yea only need his lil nose to be white again
you mfs got me wanting a cat
ye, his nose looks already much healthier too
will take more time but he's well treated 
Most important is he’s rly happy tn
Yes that’s the joke
US politics in a nutshell
Polite
non cereal-microwaver
anyone played outward ?
yes
no
maybe
if you can enjoy a game with actually no story at all and has really janky gameplay, BUT at the same time you can feel that the dev team is a small indie studio that just wanted to create a world to explore
its nice
otherwhise, not really
its a pure exploration game
and you should 100%play it with a friend, way more fun
I DON'T KNOW
Frogs have long legs, longer than their head and body, which are made for hopping. Toads, on the other hand, have much shorter legs and prefer to crawl around rather than hop. Frogs have smooth, somewhat slimy skin. Toads have dry, warty skin
big toady boi

Toad facts
mdi quite good today ngl
Faker things
the fact t1 won that game with that draft
yep
i don't think the draft was bad
but def. not the best possible
this is the play I think won the game for t1. Basically they committed 3 for faker, got nothing, lost t2 top + plates bot
they snowballed from there
I've been at work so I've only been listening
I heard that play and had to go back and watch lol
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That was some bullshit word, see ya tomorrow
me 

t1 def. has a weird draft
yuumi 
first damwon in finals last year and now t1
yikes
t1 deserves to lose
gg
it's not like they can wait to outscale
this game's over imo
already
unless RNG randomly throw a baron
man of culture
u're with your kind of people
oh wait nvm
i thought it was mizutani posting
for some reason
my condolences lorentz

THEY ARE DOING IT
BACK 2 BACK
I BELIEVE
THIS IS THE TIME
faker 
GOAT XIAOHU GONNA MAKE IT
BEATING T1
IN KOREA
(well they're not here but it's the same)
beating t1 in korea from china 
mfers in busan paying T1 lose to some team in remote
insane
my brain so friend i wrote "bussin" instead of busan bro
if RNG win this did gwen win every game
that doesnt matter
riot artificially jacked up the ping for the teams at the tournament to be at 35
ik
not that that is the issue here
some people will whine tho(montecristo kekw)
t1 draft is the worst shit I have ever seen
ego on lck players need to be stomped into the dirt
it isnt 2015 where they can just out mechanic everyone
yeah draft so bad
and it's not like lpl draft like 5head shit too
i do like rng drafts but it's nothing groundbreaking
i did like the double exhaust vs kennen
like what is the yuumi here
i dont see
what champ does she go on
how T1 wins a fight in late
why not draft zil
HOLY
MING
HOOOOLY
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KOT DUYHIO¨GRFÏHJRHTJU
MING IS SO GOOOOD
gg
ye idk
t1 just lost in picks
MING
ahri is fine for that too
if you're just gonna take yuumi to play an enchanter she dogshit at that

just pick lulu or zil or anything else
delusional eu/lck fans
500 dmg adc
but like the jayce locks them into either winning by 50cs at 10m or he does nothing
and you're not gonna do that against gwen
nerf gwen
again*
least they went to 5 though
earlier on i thought guma was just gonna int for a quick 3-0
good series
true
league team wins tournament, face expression:
well gg

just mean level wise
nice games neverless
was pretty poor
yeah gap seems bigger than ever
RNG played a more stable/sound game with a lot of their comps and just playing together more smoothly. Watching T1 feels like watching a smurf playing smurf champs eventually reach high mmr & then get be unable to win. But then thinking the champ is good cuz you win vs low elo
true
wow LS is based
see treatz is on the same page as me
@LSXYZ9 how they can think that Jayce into Gwen will win them the MSI trophy game 5 is crazy to me
199
I dunno guma is lost on anything not jinx and aphelios
but complains about their picks
!iq
3: Saryero IQ Classification: Idiot
!tox
75: Saryero is moderate toxic.
kinda put me in the mood to play league
true
nah, its not that bad
there are worse traps, like mmorpgs

New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.

!newmain
New main: Havoc Demon Hunter.
It's morphin time

*morbin
!newmain
New main: Marksmanship Hunter.
Metamorphosis reference
Yeah. But the shit meme makes me. Laugh
Cuz I am. A child
Same 
!newmain
New main: Arcane Mage.
!rtb
:game_die:Buried Treasure
!rtb
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones :game_die:Grand Melee

!newmain
New main: Destruction Warlock.
!tox
184: retrog is unhealthy toxic.
!iq
119: retrog IQ Classification: Very bright
nailed it
!pf pikacku
!pf 38 25
elden ring got a fancy coop mod 
!pf 120 25

!pf 69 25
starting peaky blinders
you could link a pciture of this cat with a cigarette in it's mouth and I'd believe it had taken up a 10 a day habit

he's The Don bro
Don Michka
@umbral whale damn he didn’t need to call you out like this 
planning warcrimes 
Plotting against the humans
This pic is so good like his head in the shadows is a 10/10 
Rly makes him look evil

He’s thinking about murder
This is incredible
wdym call me out
most of the time I am giving you my real opinion
everyone here already knows that

@modest lion @nova obsidian 
Whats the mount
13 ignea
all ignea I think
No life mount
Same

Currently on the train home though
Although theyve shut down train traffic to my city because of a "possibly dangerous item" they found in the station building
So maybe ill just have to chill in Stockholm for like 3 hours
The joke went over your head

Yeah, to you 

Ferraro Rocher
bis chocolate

is there some kind of movie library app like musicbee
cuz my movie file getting messy af
songs i can understand
congrats on graduating dude! just remember you haven’t seen a. fucking fraction of the youtube videos i have
1074
i mean yeah if it's not on spotify ?
dont see what's weird with downloading movies too
no i'm doing nothing illegal bro i swear ong
Im going to go mental
I have been queueing for 1 league game
for the last 30 mins
why do people dodge normals
you wouldnt download a car
I have chat muted I cant read what people are saying but post games have been ww3
why do people play normals?
because ranked is full of shitters
wdym
do dumb shit and not get punished for it

also I'm spamming taliyah so

thaly seems quite good this patch
?
she's overtuned but it actually requires a brain to pilot so wdym
so is lux :^)
sez u
nah but woks are a scam

thats what hataro used to say!
yea

Wok is fun to say
vaughn is just a hater
Hiding from vacuum
won't even enjoy a moment of mutual love for stir fry
hataro using this to make fried rice
nah I would use a frying pan
or a big p-ot





Really tough word
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Go to bed
bro put me to eternal bed
idk if you're from the southeast US i feel like it's not that uncommon of a word
but yea, it's definitely too fringe for wordle
Alright alright let’s see what all this fuss is about
is it ||Cocks||?
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If it wasn’t for this, would’ve never gotten it
I also eliminated 90% of the letters

she's so cute 
!rtb
:game_die:True Bearing
but scarred for life 

Screenshot this and send it to USCIS
nah
You fit in perfect here now
yeah loud noises
mine will have to bear the vacuum treatment too
what is this
Thanks for proving my point from our conversation
Check mate BITCH
analyzes your play
do i have to log in?
but I always ignore the suggested starting word because I don't like their word
nah no log in
at least I don't think you need to 
cringe
Fucking liar
I guess NYT hates you
Or it’s region locked and they realize you’re poor
does that mean there's no shot I know that word?
idk Dj
Not even close
you don't know that word?

fuck you guys, you psyched me out
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GAMER
I can explain it
You see certain parts of the south have this weird ungodly combination of French and hillbilly
I mean, it's from the french settled regions of the US
brother


but it's a native american origin word
i's not a french word
I know it isn't
I mean I’m pretty sure it’s Cajun
Because you might be more likely to pay attention to/look into the history of america as it relates to france
So it’s at least 2% French
nah
which would make you more likely to encounter the word
and it's native american
not cajun
I know it cause I played maneater
and it's the name of the starting zone
and I didn't know wtf it meant so I looked it up
there you go

yes but guess what
not in english


Swagger
sex xddddddddd

@sinful terrace
Celtics-Heat Game 7 officials:
Scott Foster
James Capers
David Guthrie
2689
221

Foster game 7 MVP inc
Game 2 of the NBA finals, apologies fuu!
ohh
I haven’t watched the finals of MSI yet but I know the winner
And it looked to be a good series
Excited to watch tonight
won't spoiler you then
Ty 
have fun 🙂
Though idk what you’d spoil I know who won and in which game 
5th game is not worth watching, my 2c

their guild name alone screams we are evil tyrants. Xd
i forgot where i was for a second when i started reading it
New main: Outlaw Rogue.
FUck

i suck at the pirate
!newmain
New main: Beast Mastery Hunter.
!8 does shadow overestimate the amount of people in here who can read french?
YES!!!!
!8 did you really mean outlaw.
wonder how many french guilds there are on NA
i know this realm is a popular place for them
a decent few tbh. just gota get onto servers were there alot of quebec peepz
ye true
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.
!newmain
New main: Frost Mage.

ew frost
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is MidnightBlue at a Right Ascension of 18:42:5 with an Declination of 13:16:31 in the sign of Pisces
hey look a moving lunch
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Peru at a Right Ascension of 7:43:4 with an Declination of 15:35:34 in the sign of Aries
zuljin is the main french canadian server to my knowledge

Jimothy
what happens with that dog
Seems more like a win than a warning...
man i kinda dig these memes
like the one where there like 4 people getting it on and no one noticed
Que
quoi?
Y’all really fucking? In front of my salad?
get the peanuts meg
T H E W I F E
Weeb Bait
Maybe MY Japanese wife that I’ll have one day will eat that in a day
wife
wife, but JAPANESE
She utilizes her rack of katana and wakazashi
I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds that video weird af
japan is a cool place i hope i can go there after all the old people that hate foreigners die
What about the young people that don't like foreigners?
At least make sure to bring a woman or girl that is Japanese and have her pose as your girlfriend and/or wife and or sister Justbtonpiss the rest of them iff
that sounds kinky
i still find funny how pewdiepie took so long to be able to live there
Or on a lighter note 
is this the part where we select out the failures to support our hypothesis
I have some bacon time to make Carbonara

More of a meme about how America demonizes and institutes bloody coups and political assassinations in any country that doesn’t capitulate to capitalism and the west’s imperialism
somebody contact shoenice
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Yup.
Ye.
They also started a bunch of dumb ass ones
Well that's what happens when you green light basically everything.
i wonder if it was that hard to just show pilots and make people vote
then do it every season
Still was profitable for the company but everyone’s freaking out because investors weren’t quadrupling their yearly profits
So they fired a bunch of workers and made decisions like ads and now everyone hates them 
it is because they knew the tech companies were in a huge bubble
and now it is getting liquidated one by one
almost all tech is down like 40-60%
many investors are jumping ship
interesting
the decisions were also -20 iq
is netflix the new company we hate on
tesla and elon musk isnt fashionable anymore
?
I just want to keep up with the joneses
Im not a tech investor so on that front I won't say much
netflix just has bad pr team or also fired them
otherwise no way they did the reveal of no sharing and ads
that way
is there ads on netflix?
not right now
Netflix had a bunch of people literally move to California for new job opportunities and then a month later basically fired off whole departments to increase profits for investors
Among other things
companies are allowed to terminate people's employment man
And we still hate Elon
ok
Doesn’t make it a not shithead thing to do
just want to know if that's still the trendy thing
I don't want to be a boomer ya know
Especially if you ask people to literally move across the country to work for you
i have a new friend
eat him
@peak solarwhere do you see people moved for work?
hes still here
Afaik there’s been multiple instances of firing
And from the people 
Who got fired
It’s been all over social media
no shot
cooked lizard
id be so mad
all fucking baby product
Heinous criminals
the best one was the mother that got cuffed
then got the cuffs out jumped the fence and got her kids out
while the other waited for BACKUP
I swear to god league is more snowbally than ever
nah
based latina mother
and that is why you keep tactical things even as a random cop if only they had a flash granade or smoke one
chuck one in then two tap him
some kids would have ruptured eardrums but hey better than dead
There were so many things cops could have done
on average towns in the US spend 40% of their municipal budget on the police force
like not work there as being a waste of air
The wasted the golden hour, people who were bleeding out could have been saved in that hour
They just didn’t want to go in
Simple as
yea i hope they get doxxed and treated like the waste they are
if the cops had tanks they wouldn't have felt so threatened and would have just rolled in, clearly they need more funding
unfortunately, to make space, we need to cut school budgets

Dude, real life is not a shity FPS
Like bruh
they wouldnt be able to fit into the tank wdym
it is not fps that is why i said the things about the kids
even if he tries to take cover it has enough DB to daze him 100%
they though he had plated armor and dipped ahaha
apparently when school shooters and the like hear the police coming
its almost 50/50 that they take their own life
like the moment they hear them coming
so the training tells them to basically rush the guy
Glad to be home
you_irl
Naw that's my Mage's namesake, Elena
is that a little beard?
the white fuzz
She has white on her chest
Nah, the trainig tells them to rush peoe that habe a specific skin color
no, they need a full blown tank
4 inches of solid steel armor that's impervious to small arms fire?
the bonus is they can just fucking drive it into the wall
the school will collapse on top of it lmao
ye
Is this one of your 10 cats?

Meebee
prolly not his helmet is class 5 and the round i was using didnt have enough pen to 1 tap
I swear...

















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