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Putain - Nice guy
Merde - Nice!
Bordelle - Nice place
True
ton chat a une longue queue -> your cat has a long tail
fereran a une grosse queue -> fere has a massive dong (pretty vulgar)
cette queue est longue -> this queue is long (could also mean this dick is long
)
same word 3 meanings 
Wowie he said I have a massive donger
What a legend
Legend, liar or working at NSA spying through your webcam
Facts
me when i see dj typing
A classic
me when i me when
Imagine not being in Limga University disc server 
get down from there before you hurt yourself
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-.- im angy
I wouldn’t worry she does bigger jump
sorry but thats too easy
if the thickest part is like 3 cm. too easy
7 cm thickness is sensational as a guy.

are you a donkey or something

feran just posed this 10 mins ago
looks like the kunais in naruto
now you know what their purpose is
Always happy to kill me 
Sounds lile deserved
awww
somebody playng shit trashgames.
ban vote.

what's up with the resurgence of annoying randoms these days

first you start going on about how much you like the width of Butt plugs then you insult a mans cat
spoiled dj girl
is this your half-assed attempt at pissing me off?
Begone foul creature
this cat is not his.
humans dont own animals.
Where are all these weirdos coming from
man the glorious moments when we stop the infighting
She protecting you from spending on mtx
I can't believe his best insult was
omg did u just assume their sex

Oh boy
oh gee willy I'm shaking in my boots
A new dickhead
seething
We lost one today we gain another
i gotta bring tmy fully loaded water bottle. WAIT!
I swear we’re being raided by a small community of chimpanzees or something
How did the apes get internet
Yeah that Aseis guy I think he got banned for posting bomb schematics
Nah he just got a warning
same way you did, ape.
I was watching a movie/napping
OOOO ESRA HE GOT YOU
He gone his name is in white
" no U"
If you look at his posts
he left on his own last time
These comebacks about as scathing as a limp noodle
How long till he gets banned any bets
@stoic folio @edgy lion
Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did. 

yeah me and religion 
I don't like children's stories
Mans swinging their noodle arms like pool noodles
I can live in my own world
is back from getting the fully loaded 1.1 L water bottle from the kitchen.
Nobody cares 
Look out he's armed!
noted
!8 how do we feel about maybe like... one key today?
YES!!!!

Congrats, u got a nalgene full of water.... no one cares doe
I got a 16 gambit for u
huehuehue boy
ima go nap but ill help you
Where’s the green names when you need them
i swear

Vaughn probably busy genociding kiwis
i sent the green names to the graveyard close to Sw.
I wouldnt inflict my keys on anyone
Eating kiwi's with the skin on
Ye I like gambit
who’d we scare off now?
Esra posting on his alt about how capitalism is good
Not even just a troll... an alliance troll 🤮
Man I love OT, I used to have to pick fights in spec channels
got it
Now they just deliver themselves here
I would never lmao
With full 1.1L waterbottles FTFY

Back in my day it was "I like using blood"
if capitalism is so great why isn't any word in my sentence capitalized?
same difference. just no maths this time
i like using 4 haste gems instead of 3, feels better
yea getting attack speed to 1.69
so tru bestie
speed gem is a dps upgrade
Back when I ran 0 haste outlaw 
greennames over in spec channels like
but Chad mata just saying how it is
You can keep your sims, I prefer the magic

there should be a way to do and X sim link so people can guess class
so when people see 279 gear and see 13k dps they can wonder if it is blood dk or ww monk
warrior
ahahaha
cant believe we have !uwu before vibecheck
or post two graphs and guess class
Ur bringing back !vibecheck? 
Go ahead
so we can look at ROGUE BURST
scAth(uwu): cand bewiewe we hawe ヽ(*・ω・)ノuwu befwowe vibecheck
Truly a cursed timeline
wdym bring back?
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Crimson at a Right Ascension of 3:58:12 with an Declination of 1:59:5 in the sign of Pisces
why did i say the haste gems instead of 34% crit



!vibecheck
Your vibe today is MediumTurquoise at a Right Ascension of 14:40:26 with an Declination of 8:24:51 in the sign of Virgo
Your vibe today is Maroon at a Right Ascension of 19:11:38 with an Declination of 13:23:33 in the sign of Taurus
so true
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is DodgerBlue at a Right Ascension of 15:45:11 with an Declination of 9:36:9 in the sign of Libra
!vibecheck idk what this is
Your vibe today is Gainsboro at a Right Ascension of 14:54:10 with an Declination of 5:60:59 in the sign of Taurus
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Blue at a Right Ascension of 6:5:19 with an Declination of 19:45:13 in the sign of Libra


what the flying fuck is gainsboro
@clever sleet
a light grey
Aerith
says google
the first one is always a color
Neutral light grey
Blue vibes today fr fr raining all day 
this is the greatest thing to ever have happened
Gainsboro / #dcdcdc Hex Color Code
I have no idea what any of this means
except the color
its like our own personal daily horoscopes
oh thats a good blue
yeah I got that from libra but why tf is there hours
btw fun fact
Dosnt change thw fact i dunno the colour still
did you know there are 13 zodiac signs now?
first one is color
2nd and 3rd one is a coordinate in the celestial coordinate system
last one is astrological signs
alwyas been 13 i thought
nah
ive seen Fruits Basket
they added the last one "recently"
new animal?
loooked it up, looks like I'm not taurus anymore

ohh you mean the swap
yeah they changed the zodiac after like 2012 or something because of star charts actually changing over the years? you mean that?
Your vibe today is NavajoWhite at a Right Ascension of 11:30:44 with an Declination of 17:27:59 in the sign of Leo
NavajoWhite 
thats a dirty white
no you're supposed to follow your birth year star chart
oh
not like it matters, i could pick words out of a dictionary and it'd be just as accurate for me

I've yet to find a biggest turnoff
This is inaccurate
than if the chick is into zodiac crap
it's like
tell me you're braindead without telling me you're braindead
@stoic folio Taurus is april to may that chart you listed is off
no taurus is may
but if you add the 13th it shifts
Good thing im gemini 

hataro what is my zodiac?
that's more may than april homie
Ah yes I also subscribe to the scientific theory of bullshit as a Scorpio I only eat fish when mercury is in retrograde
read my future 
The one you listed was may to june for Taurus
yes because it has 13 signs, in case you didn't notice
Honestly I don't know why I posted that dude I dont care about that shit you're right
What a dumb thing to argue over anyway I'm an idiot
literally eating a proetein bar rn
I don't even know that much about it
ok arnold

nice
The fuck is going on with my embeds
I'm opening all my windows so my flat cools down so I can sleep
but I spend the entire night sneezing and scratching my eyes
snowed here yesterday 
fuck you mother nature
fuck
you
I love summer but may and june is fucking
hell on earth
I had 2 things interesting to do today
Just dont have allergies 
What's a good addon for rares in earlier zones
handynotes usually
oh, that far back
i thought you mean more recent
not sure if there is a handynotes plugin for vanilla/bc
For like silverpine forest ect.

Your vibe today is MediumBlue at a Right Ascension of 6:2:22 with an Declination of 10:22:34 in the sign of Taurus

depends on if i am feeling stabby or skull crushing
why would you feel me
Literally nobody accepts Ophiuchus as a sign, it's ridiculous
dual swield
Dual wield is cooler
I’ve never played Skyrim or watched anything on this but I can say this as an irrefutable fact
thank you fellow amazing gamers
Smoothie asmr
why
God thats so good lol
👍

I wanna be an emo goth chick
Pretty sure emo goth isn’t a thing
I recall asking
for emo goth babes in wow
Emo and goth are two very different things hataro
I said what I said I refuse to elaborat
Stop bullying us with your word score future man no shot I get 2/6 lol
@peak solaryou know what I mean though i'd love to see new customization like tats and stuff in ame
Nelf can get the shit on their face
But the thing in the video is from an npc i think
😦
ff go next
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pain
twilight cultists i am pretty sure
All 7 Bel'Veth Gameplay Clips which released earlier today.
Source: QQ Video (Tencent Video Platform) 1080p, not as good as the 1080p YouTube unlisted video but all 7 urls haven't been found yet.
the champion looks a bit too big for league
i dont like its design
unsure about the abilities, looks like a mix of existing ones
but the model is way to big, the attacks look out of place with the "slappy hands"
Another thirst trap 
@umbral whale LETS GOOOOO MAN
P1 DONE?
Ye
GIVE ME MY 6 BONES
Idk if i have mental to find a gate 2 pug
But me and my friend have basically been trying to full dps pug it for like 8-9 hours in total 
!iq
78: Rae IQ Classification: Dull
!tox
308: Rae is hazardous toxic.
!pf
Topofthehourbtweeeeee kinda
https://youtu.be/7xfWXPTdF4A
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@nova obsidian is there research at 1415 for alts
nop
Just send out shitty alts cube/boss rush/guardians as missions
Those give a lot of stronghold xp
do you have a guild
pugging hard is actual hell
you cleared hard full dps or?
Gate 1 ye
oh only gate1
yeah I kinda gave up, people are just awful
Ive had groups with 1 support where people with in supp group
I have joined a lvl 13 guild, but they only had 1 group for this week
would die when I used 1-2 pots
Hopefully another for next week i can join
how this possible lmfao
grudge + bad
"Why pot i have a healer" 
I guess theres some wombos and if you play a squishier class sure
but when it happens to 2 people 3in a row
not a coincidence
ngl this is partially why I wanted to play with grudge
just get used to it
I mean its fine
not try and get away with pepega play
in a world where supports actually exist to do pug content
plode go back to bed
blade takes the same damage without grudge my LM does with grudge

or it feels that way
ye all of them are 1415 or lower
I wouldnt be suprised if bard/paladins are the #1 classes people have as "main" alts
I was trying to find an argos p2 group as a 1370 supp but every group was always filled with supports 
I did p3 at 1375 without dieing on pala
but idiots dont lower ilvl enough
so you cant even apply
@warped wedgewould you suggest using login bonus to push a character unto t3 instead of on main
I know seli was doing that. I gotta get my SH up now
Id say 1415 highest prio
But its probably more worth to get alts up than to push for the 1445 immediately
gonna use the HM vendor to help with 1445 push too
I have a striker at 302 I dont use just sitting in t1

ill just send the striker to the chicken island and he'll be my mule for coins
@umbral whale ToP is too hard on fortified

4 and nothing more
big key farming
Did 8 on rogue last week
8 on rogue this week
can't reroll to sv
guild said no

I can get 2 items out of the vault that would be usefull but i am not sure about 278 phial
Avoidance stuff aside
!pf vault next week
I'm now higher io on hunter than 90% of the guild 😂
Listen up I don't think you understand how hard it is to play Destruction Warlock. All this talk that we are "busted" and "constantly complaining for more buffs" just doesnt make sense. We are one of the few classes that FINALLY get to shine after all these years (looking at you MAGES ). Rotationally, its very complex for what we have to do to do "good" damage. Not only do we have to put Immolation on a lot of targets, we ALSO have to make sure our infernal AND our Rain of Fire is in the perfect location to do ANY damage. We lose everything if tanks move at all. Classes like Mage and Survival hunter don't have to worry about tanks being dumb like WE do. On top of all of this, the apm it takes to play Destruction is more than any other class has ever been. We are constantly getting FLOODED with shards and if we ever overcap, its gg (that means good game). When I'm playing destruction, I'm never not pressing a button while mages get to sit there and hard cast Pyroblast (3 [three] second cast btw [by the way]). I'd like to see other people even try and compete with me as a Destruction Warlock because they would crumble under the weight of all the responsibility, apm, and mental pressure it takes to pull off what I can do. Whatever, I'm out, I gotta go do some high keys now, pushing for that 2k (2,000 [two thousand]) rating, later nerds.
@rocky patio
lmfaooo
you’d get bored of doing so much damage with 2 key presses. 
healer dps is respectable for anything not casting rain of fire or bombs.
nice reddit copypasta
For DPS...

cause he can't range attack like SV
all that picture really told me was to wear a cap for big damage as melee
or was he just trying to un-cap outlaw

Just don’t be poor 
4Head
Huh
@rocky patio https://youtu.be/-MIn4wFvLM0
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dont worry the guy the wrote it was 17 
commander is pretty impressive by age 17
your honor, he did a little bit of trolling
dude just assumes lotions and perfumes are natural body odors and decides to write a pedo manifesto 
it got even weirder
Yep.

That will get your motor running...
They probably just vomited it up.
Or that
Please don't vomit on the merchandise
listen b'y they huff gasoline up north anything for a buzz
idk i knew electricians who worked in northern alberta
the drug of choice up there was coke
harder to show up on a drug test
cocaine is very prevalent in northern alberta yep
well it only stays in your system for a couple days
so you gotta be doing it a lot and often for it to regularly be in your system
coke leaves ur system in like 3 days meanwhile weed takes forever thats why the people doing 2 weeks on 1 week off are regularly doing coke lol
is weed illegal up there?
@burnt dockon a sadder note, this doesn't surprise me I lived in cold lake outside of the reserve and there were alcoholics you'd see drinking listerine, lysol
i thought canada had legal weed
nah it's federally legal here
nah just the old fuckers that run the old companies are brain dead
lmao
but they can still test and fire you, i imagine
the state of some of the indigenous communities in Canada is tragic
gross
what the actual fuck is that
BE CAREFUL EVERYONE
some freaks are posting a webm video to discords (with the title full-1_1.webm) that when clicked loads up a 90 minute long video that is in fact the entirety of the film Morbius. If you click it, you will lose 90 minutes to crazy morbin' action. Be warned.
36740
5553
already seen it 
condolences
it was hilarious
Banger
I'm not sure that anyone knows.
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Your vibe today is DarkTurquoise at a Right Ascension of 7:23:30 with an Declination of 1:37:36 in the sign of Leo
its beautiful
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is MediumSlateBlue at a Right Ascension of 8:5:45 with an Declination of 2:25:17 in the sign of Cancer
ascending a little to the right 
I'll fight you irl

!vibecheck just chill out minalba and enjoy your vibe
Your vibe today is LightPink at a Right Ascension of 13:48:45 with an Declination of 9:51:42 in the sign of Sagittarius
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Your vibe today is SaddleBrown at a Right Ascension of 11:53:28 with an Declination of 15:8:56 in the sign of Aries
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Purple at a Right Ascension of 10:41:58 with an Declination of 20:30:37 in the sign of Taurus
fuckin PUUUUUURPLE
seeing this many reactions to a comment had me shitting myself for a sec

yeah but i got aries the 🐏
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is FireBrick at a Right Ascension of 1:22:30 with an Declination of 6:52:15 in the sign of Virgo

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Your vibe today is LightSteelBlue at a Right Ascension of 5:43:14 with an Declination of 11:51:21 in the sign of Cancer
blue steel
!vibecheck
Your vibe today is Plum at a Right Ascension of 8:51:31 with an Declination of 18:40:51 in the sign of Sagittarius

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Your vibe today is LightYellow at a Right Ascension of 7:44:4 with an Declination of 12:47:43 in the sign of Libra
piss
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Your vibe today is PaleTurquoise at a Right Ascension of 2:4:56 with an Declination of 7:4:29 in the sign of Taurus

!vibecheck
Your vibe today is DarkSalmon at a Right Ascension of 5:15:33 with an Declination of 19:37:53 in the sign of Libra
what in the fuck does that even mean
wheres my astronomy egirl to decipher that for me
@umbral whale
Ok I didn’t think fuu would actually add it now I have nothing to crusade for
What do we riot for now
!pf 420 069
wut
it's only the original 151
cringeycrongey
Command broke since a discord update changed how it fetches or something
oh word
ya !pf sucks now
ur sus
!8 fix !pf next?
ask DK!
@past lagoon
DK 
he quit cuz vel quit?
Dk quit?
So thats why nobody was sending me the wikipedia link for the holocaust? 
just was too busy during prog or didnt want to
i know it was tax season around when prog was starting
agreon u saw u the vid i linked earlier today?
which
the jason mamoa one
nah
dw ill dm u it
o7
o7
77: DK IQ Classification: Dull
!toxi
287: DK is very unhealthy toxic.
!rtb
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones
neither of those things sound bad to me
got benched ✅ quit wow to focus on school ✅
we livin life babeee 
cant be benched ✅ school performance declines ✅ don't quit ✅
lmao
i was getting all a's in school before i went too ham playing wow
i just lowered my standards
lmao
when i got to college
i did good in high school which got me to a good college now i just try to not care about my grades anymore
fair enough
yea highschool was a joke
most entry lvl college courses are too
just gotta put in effort for the essays
i dont got essays man
lucker
oh fair

lots of lab bullshit
labs are a free grade
LOTS OF LABS
but labs are work tho
It depends on what you're in the lab for
yea
ye havent had a 6 hour lab
It basically took the week's lectures and forced us to apply those lectures practically
my lab lectures were useless
That sounds torturous
they make you do more complex lab reports because you didnt have to actually do the lab
that sounds beyond aids
the in person labs i did my last quarter were so easy and lightly graded
but obviously you actually have to mix shit
and all that
all my friends i normally game with and chill with are having a party back at home rn

Ugh
sucks to finish late
its not like a big party or anything
like 3 weekends in a row 😄
its a bunch of gamer dudes i went to high school with
and i cant go because im at school
oof
and yeah im kinda sadge i havent gone to any parties all year
not entirely because of wow
but
:/
just takes up too much free time
i would say i usually would rather play wow but
definitely wish i went to a few parties
theres 2 more years tho
im sure ill have the chance
Yeeeeeeebooooíiiiiiiii
no time to be gay (my switch is really dusty)
same
Well you were busy...
he back 
Yeah but with a weird name.
is jellyfish a erb?
Sure.
LOL
time to play wow i guess
no friends for valorant
@raw python
Ableist.
im 2 bad at valo
im better than all my friends but we still queue it up
Dope concept.
theyre good enough that i dont get frustrated
Excellent writing prompt.
@inner wadi motherfucker i tried pinging you yesterday 
This is not very LULE
well i pinged you when the mavs were doing good 1st half 
My man got sports depressed and fucked off the internet
my dad said the woyers are winning
yeah i knew it was too good to be true
if i dont ill literally sit around doing ACTUALLY nothing
you dont just not miss from 3
and then expect the warriors to not eventually start making their shots
unless ur the grizzlies without ja apparently

all my boys are hanging out so they wont be on val until later
i did my homework like an hour ago
most blessed thing rn would be having guildies online pushing keys
I just opened Ot again I’m literally a savant

on mage?
(can't wake up)
@sinful terrace celtics in 6
nah rouge

my mage cant go above 20s without guildies bro
doesnt have the right leggo
or a weapon
this guy is doing a fatty first pull
are you playing sin in keys too?
ye, was kinda sad that the nf build got overshadowed
was trying to finish 3k on mage but ally lfg rn is cooked
lol why

bro omg
a no pixel admin just got hacked
in the official nopixel disc and just sent out the worst shit ive ever seen
lmaoooo
unfortunate

LMAO
nah the set is just giga unfun in aoe

@raw python ez 2 chest
i dont think nf wouldve been fun in keys either anyway tho

i mean sin hasnt really ever been the goto for keys too but
last patch sin was really good honestly
wouldve been nice for it to get something to help blast in aoe
Oof.
bro
i spent 2 hours
apping today when i got off work
wasnt even apping to 15s
was trying to get in shit like 5-10s
even tried some dogshit +2 valor farms
insta decline
being higher io and actually having mythic prog apparently means nothing bc i dont have 4p
this game is stupid rn for alts
yeah u say that
they shouldve made sin tier, just echoing blades and shrouded 
ive done only dungeons that drop hands
and i havent had them drop
did lfr
lihuv raid groups dont exist
that wouldve been extremely boring but people wouldve loved it
i hate people
i wish outlaw got anything else but what it currently has
but like also im still top dps in p much every key i do without having 4p

i enjoy the sin set in raid
its so annoying that people are being elitist over shit that is so fucking trivial
its whatever
or a 21
you definitely dont need a lust for any key that can be 3 chested
the people who ask for specific covenants for their +15s 
dude i got declined from a mists 4 today
bc i wasnt night fae
A FUCKING FOUR
those people have to spend more time trying to find their knight in shining armor
than they do actually running the keys

like you dont need a lust
or a cov bonus
even at 15s
fuck ive done 18s and 19s without either
“+4 NW need lust, warlock, sv hunter, pots required, tier set in note”

get a load of this esports athlete
ferry go to bedge
plode comment alert!
i just assume everyone that declines my lock is someone who's been scarred already by someone else's 250ilvl alt with green trinkets
i mean to be fair yeah
alot of fotm survival and destro
kinda suck
but if my io is higher than group leader and i get declined
im kinda annoyed
my io not even high in the first place!!!
im not even 3k
i can see peoples mains
and i still got into the 22 wake
does it show other peoples io without the addon?
well it was
i would assume the majority of key players still have it
its still very useful for raid and stuff like showing main/alt/last season
along with astral keys :)
yeah but the majority of big key players prob arent the shit tier low keys im trying to join rn on an alt 
so i would think most people have it ye
it's actually such a depressing season to play rogue
the gameplay is shit the damage is shit
everything is shit
true
want it for raid pugs too so until blizz does all that in their own, i would assume most use the addon
that's why i'm not playing lul
and i'm reaching peak donezo with shadowlands dungeons

i was done with shadowlands dungeons season 1
on my sv
the only remotely fun one is mists
can see if odo wants to tank for us again
ight bet
@crude cave

xd
no esra, mists is dog
halls is fun
gambit is fun
thats it

top is fun if ur trolling ur guildies and save cds for the duel phase

i enjoy gambit bc big dam
every other dungeon is pain
mists sucks on tyran
halls is only bc it was the worst dungeon i got comfy with
yeah mists blows dick on tyran
the dragons not that bad if you have a slight strat
by not clearing ads or keeping it in fire or spinning it like a top
i actually like both tazavesh wings more than the base expac dungeons 
yeah the take the boss to the other side of the island strat
i like how fast streets is tho
i like streets other than that boss
agree tazavesh dungeons are the best of the sl bunch
streets is so fucking quick
SL dungos just kinda suck
i also like the venth dungeons ok
i didn't play in legion but if timewalking is anything like legion dungeons
old people are fried
those things suck ass
LOL
nah
legion keys were fucking amazing
timewalking is nothing like them
they changed the way every class works the tuning in the dungeons how tank threat works being able to change gear and leggos etc, artifact weapons
like
it was so fucking fun
i mean ferry is not wrong tho











