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I smoke
lol that looks exactly like my roommates cat
they arent even the same color
They are ready to commit arson
Hmmm
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bro sin fucking blasts in p2 anduin
yea you can play any rogue spec on anduin
any spec on any boss *
well yea people seem to not care about dps nowadays or utility
so yea all specs all bosses are fine for rogues
this means u gonna play outlaw fr
i have 0 practice on outlaw
i played outlaw in slg
it was kinda cool
wonder if you can spike bug now
might be better than kyrian
Wait you got 3 cats now?
TELL ME MORE
Nah this is when we visited our future cat
It’s her and her sister
btw my new 2 cats are awake now
Pics

@tropic skiff its oh so quiet dynamics changes scaring the hoes 

Fr
Bjork was out here hoe scaring
Bro he keeps wanting to eat my hair
Forbidden licorice
Its a nice look for sure
Dreads looks dope yeah
i dont think those are technically considered dreads
I mean
Fr hairdresser popped off
Braids
twists or braids?
!pf
Took like 7/8 hours too
Damnnn
Braids
Lot of work
Mf did this 8h no break fr had mad respect
bruh
My hair takes like 15mins to cut and im done
I pretty much slept thru it 
I have pretty good hair tho tbh
When it’s my normal hair yea takes like 15 min
granted i dont have a yard
so if i brought my cats outside
theyd prolly try and dip within mins
I dont do anything with it but like its a nice color n thickness and all that

Well he can’t get out of the yard
makes sense
And he usually just follows me around
Like if i go out he goes out and when i go inside he follows me, but generally im more for outdoor cats even if it’s a bit more dangerous
I think they’re happier if they can go outside
Flower like kanye hes got a whole room full of mirrors so he can look around and be surrounded by winners
Oh yea u tagged me about jazzy bazz
ye jazzy bazz was slappin earlier
also this song is a VIBE
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well thats the thing, i dont know the lyrics
Truly goated
Yea 
man i always stay like 1 or 2 h in the hairdresser
I mean jazzy raps well hés just so corny bro
but this lala &ce shit was a true fuckin banger tho
U know freeze corleone ?
only took a lot of time when i had to straighten it
i do not
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This song a straight instant classic in my book
I might have linked it before idk
I kinda been off french rap recently tho ngl
i feel
i havent actually listened to rap at all lately
until like last night
i was listening to laylow only during raid lmao
Laylow’s a baller
Ayyyy
@hot crystal https://twitter.com/silenthooper/status/1526718210971783169?s=21&t=Wctc688NGowAr6rqoCgutw
bjork so goated bro
all this off beat shit got me feeling contemplative

me watching better caul saul instead of she-hulk
i liked some of the marvel shows but theres already too many man
Me posting memes about better call saul all day despite him barely appearing in the BB episode i watched and having watched 0 better call saul
they shouldve made like 1 a year these mfs are coming out like every week
bro after his first stretch on the show hes in almost every episode
also im now picturing that saul gif overlayed with the enemy orchestral version
All i seen is his car getting blown by walt
!pf gn ot
forced to troll
new rebrand dropped
Letroll moment
last time i had a weird ass pfp was when all my friends changed to genshin mcdonalds pfps
now we're all going plants vs zombies troll
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hi maccie
hi maccie
Schmeggi
Hi maccie
well as long as it is legal wherever you live
maybe you have a coffe plantation
best drug
9/10 would try again
Drugs can also mean medicine maccie just running a pharmacy
coffee is big stinky
yea not everyone likes coffe
Tea is bis
i like boba milk tea
milk
i do like matcha cream tea
i do like crack cocaine
that is not a good combo my man
too bitter m8
i like me some good coffee
but the best coffee is pmuch not obtainable in a reasonable way
atleast in europe
then ill get addicted to caffeine
like my dad
of course he doesnt drink coffee he drinks a can of coke every day
guess you never had to work hella hours
coffee was kind of a necessity for me 
can't function on 2-3 hours of sleep otherwise
every time some of my family goes to colombia i tell them what brand of coffe to get
then i save it and spend it sloooowly
and im always sad when it runs out
i used to care a lot about quality
i'd get my own beans and roast and press them
now i just use folgers

2 scoops in da coffe maker go brrrr
idk man
when my dad doesnt get his caffeine its not fun
dont wanna be like that really
i only really have caffeine when i need it bad
when the squad roll up
lol
i mean if you don't need it you don't need it
I just use it for adhd mostly now cuz it helps but before if i wasn't working or doing anything wouldn't drink any
mm yeah
I just drink my one Mate a day 
yea i do one 6 oz cup of cofeve in the morning
usually gets me going enough to workout and start homework lol
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ye trash movie ive seen it but only got it on the last too 
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Lmao the last picture made it so obvious i was NOT getting this otherwise
yea same
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im ngl i just skipped until i recognized something
i cant copy my semantle to clipboard 
93 oh wow
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Im a kitchen enjoyer
It be fuckin up yo stomach but 5$ is 5$ 

I mean they whole menu is bullshit so probably true
Like it’s low af quality greasy shit but when you a broke early 20s bachelor that shit do the job

ye i tried to find out how big the pizza is for 5$
Yea I fucks with the breadsticks
but it only told me how many slices it has which tells u nothing 
It’s like a medium pizza
ye its like a dominos medium size right
we get small basic pizzas like salami or margharita from cheap italian restaurants for 6€ here too was wondering if its bigger
probably a bit bigger
oh damn yeah deep dish is solid
It’s bigger ye
Yea it’s heavy af tho so if you order one it’s all you finna eat that entire day

Tastes good as a mf tho
oh do they do vegan salami
or just an example
just an example, some do though
in the city i went to uni in there was a pizza delivery that did a nacho pizza which had like ground beef and tortilla chips and jalapenos and a nacho cheese fountain in the middle of the pizza 
that shit was a whole ass meal
over the summer me and the boys experimented with different stuff on dominos pizzas
we made some weird shit
There’s a place that does stuff like that In Milwaukee lots of diff specialty pizzas called toppers
huh
Dominoes is ok pizza for cheap delivery just wish they weren’t such a shit company 
im willfully ignorant
i like dominoes they have good vegan options 
They tried coercing workers to give up breaks among other things like shit pay
ive had friends that worked at dominos
Lemme find a pic brb
seems like all food delivery services treat their employees like shit
Lmaooo
For the most part yea if you work minimum wage in America customers and corporations treat you like a dog
when i worked at chick fil a i didnt really get treated bad
i just hated working basically
i worked for foodora in germany for a few months and then they got banned in germany for their work conditions 
yeah they had one of those forms at chick fil a too
i think i just didnt sign it
they never gave me more than 5 hours but i didnt want to work more than 5 hours
win win for me
Chic fill a is generally a little better than awful towards workers from what I hear
Still shit pay but at least they don’t treat you like literal garbage I guess
i mean ye i got minimum
im not sure, i think they just realized they wouldnt make money with german work laws and bailed before anything officially happened
trainers got 50c more
good morning
it was funny af because trainers had way more responsibility for only 50c more
i was like praying that they wouldnt ask me to be one
i probably didnt work often enough for it anyway but you know
working after i started raiding wouldve been so ass
yes but how, nft are gone! no wallet bro!!!
of course thats probably gonna be this summer
Might work crypto bros generally aren’t popular with women cuz they never shut up about crypto
But if they like bussy and crypto then it’s an easy win
i call it TMB (too many bros) (alternatively, too many beans)

name could use some work tbh

But I like the enthusiasm
Ty for the crypto bro L
I was just reminded this morning of when idiots bought a dune manuscript for 3 mil thinking it bought them copyright of it
average crypto bro thinking process
Altough tbf its highly probable
They just owned the manuscript themselves and scam the "investors" of 3 mil dollars
When it was worth 25k-35k
Id rather believe the ones behind it were scammers than thqt dumb
Although they still managed to find investors within crypto bros
!pf
clash of streamers well depends on what you consider it, for 3rd world countries it is quite worth
as you can get more than 10$ a week if you spend some months at least and that is quite a bit for only playing like 15 mins a day
but for europe/na etc it can't be more than a pasttime unless you go all in
i only know axie infinity from the concept
so idk how the cash flow works for that project
they work in a pyramidal mode
do you need a crypto account for it, it seems you don't need a up front investment like for aie
axie worked because new people came in and brought in $$$, what is diffrent with this
yea no need for investment although if you want to take the money out of the game you do need a metamask or other wallets that work with polygon
it is a solid game without nft integration so people just spend money in general
i just don't see the moneytization as clearly as with axie
people like playing campaign/pets match 3 etc
then also getting the coin from the game then getting money even if not much
aww she so fluffy omg
yea it is pyramid for sure just not a scam
is crypto still tankin ?
yes
i mean yeah it's a pyramid and not a scam is an oxymoron
if it's a ponzi/pyramid scheme
it's a scam
that's like the whole thing bro
ponzi is diff than pyramid, pyramid just means for example if i have a community of 6000 i will make more than someone that has no community
ponzi is inflation with no value that ends up with someone running away
i mean in the end the coin works because it has a buy wall and sell wall
with that definition true
i mean if the game goes under and the coin becomes 0$ it will be both
but it is kinda hard it happens now at least
clash of streamers does say a max level char is worth 12k$

i have around 100 eth more or less
damn
in validators etc
that's a lot lmao
all my other crypto i swapped to prps
ETH metatask produce wallet pancakeswap uniswap 
it is the eth i have been mining i never sold
it used to be more ithink

IM MINTING

i just put it on validators that make me more money
yeah this is house
hunter schafer is very pretty tho
not euphoria
isn't 1 eth around 2k$
the blonde actress is a beauty tho
what means if you ahve 200 eth you have like 400k
yea it went down but that is unlinked to the value right now
which blond actress
because with that eth on validators i get like 3k € a month
everyone talks about euphoria but doesnt seem like my kinda show
that i just reinvest
Idk, a blonde girl in the show, I dont her name 

tbh both are pretty
isn't everything a pyramid then
or well i actually didnt check how much i got from the network last time
it's complicated lmao
i meant a couple of blond girls
oh yea
the problem about ponzi and why it is very bad is usually you sell something with no value and just make someone else get the fall in the end
not like a love triangle
there is regulations etc so it does not happen in business
i mean
i'd die for her bro
nfts are basically that
their value is objectively 0
and you put a price tag on them
Sydney Sweeney is her name
yea the nfts will only have value as long as the game exists
qt
but im on break from bb rn it was too tense the past few days back to some cozy house episodes 
if the game dies the nfts do with it

well depending on countries
wdym nft project never did rug pulls before right
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even in business homie
i am still confused that the entire nft space was not regulated
yea there is a reason those people are being prosecuted
I believe the name that comes to mind is madoff
but I'm not sure if that's the right one
or spelled correctly
same reason the korean guy that got luna and terra is going to get snapped
there have been many ponzies that have ended really bad
i'm thinking about this fucking stupid king i think who made luna the currency of his country
el salvatore i think
and of course everyone knows the rug pulls of crypto
el salvador
nah el salvador did adopt btc as legal tender
i mean crypto in general works a lot like a ponzi sheme
yea the value is in our minds all along for that
but same as the three deeds to my properties
nah bro it's gonna replace real world currencies

Whoops. The magical box was actually a pyramid this whole time.
Sam Bankman-Fried recently went on a podcast and tried to explain "yield-farming" to Matt Levine and the OddLots podcast and ended up describing a ponzi scheme. Chaos ensues.
Listen to the full podcast (starts around 24:00)
https://play.acast.com/s/oddlots/92e2123c-6b1c-49b2-bd02...
unlikely that crypto replaces currencies
banks have too much power
crypto is the future
as scammy as banks are
crypto is a worse system
dex will kill western union and other companies that profit from the need of moving money at least
thats the problem
those are so bad
it's actually impressive
like u couldn't think we could make something worse than our banking system
and we actually did
crypto can be good if you know what you do as always
crypto and nfts both work
and as all things like stock trading platforms advise
humanity is surprisingly good at find ways to make things worse
hopefully we can turn this franchise around
if you sell/buy at the right time
85% OF ALL TRADERS LOSE MONEY
and thats just with any risk investment
but i don't think either system currently works well
traders as in people investing on the stock market ? or actual professionnal traders?
first day of work in the metavers, I love innovations!!! 
nice
you bet that the price will go down
and get the diff
and buy it again
i was going to get into the GME thing
but i was lazy
shorting is evil in nature
many companies that went public have died by it
idk how you can sell something you do not have
you basically betting on a company to do bad
I know it's a promise you're gonna buy later but like
what actually makes you act on that
futures are always krangled if you dont know what they are
so if you know a company like e.g. netflix 😉 would go down in price
you would short it
even if someone explains
ong they should do conference calls on VRchat
yea netflix is a good one to short 1 month ago
you knew it was going to get slammed after the krangled changes they did
wait until they announce banning account sharing
i don't have any money for stuff like this tho 
hell even 2 weeks ago
even I will stop paying and go back to totally legally downloading
yea that is where leverage comes in
metaverse ? nah we doin our business conferences on habbo hotel bro get on the new wave
be aware tho depending if you do a short or long the losses can also be catastrophic
and you get liquidated
^
netflix is so shit than fansubs have better quality sub than netflix one
so from this point
long can be filled and be ok
i dont know why i should even pay for netflix
but shorts are infinite
i mean netflix is still in the down spiral
i'd maybe switch to HBO max
because they basically lose even more subscribers due to media attention
but idk how it is in france
netflix just tried to make original content be super competitive
bro that adibou interface is awesome 
does it even work in france too
I pay cause I was a bad boy for a long time and now I can afford it, and my whole family uses it
what they just needed is keep making seasons of the decent shows
to get a constant audience
that actually cares about the platform
yeah my mom is the only one using it rn to watch korean dramas bro
so people ask themselfs "why" they still subscribe, and many just cancle
yea
sometimes I get msgs from my mom
"pay netflix
"
ok mom 
i think my family uses one of my uncles account
i'd pay for that
can't wait for melenchon to add taxes for all french, even those not living in france
talking about taxes fuels my ptsd
so I have to choose between getting my money taken for no reason or renouncing the nationality

i always pay so much
bro specially these fat fucks living in thailand and vietnam
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amazon prime by far the most worth streaming service
i mean, you seem to have quite some money on the side ^^
you think it's a good thing? 
because you also get amazon prime
man i have though about just going to one of those countries where you pay peanuts to live
there is nothing on amazon prime
depending on the wealth level of people yea
yea i dont even know why i still stay in spain
theres enough for me tbh
theres a lot of movies n stuff
maybe because of my sister
ye they have some movies
take here with you
well I hope I'm below the threshold then, cause it feels like the most unjust thing to me
you are most certainly under it bro
yea i mean i have amazon prime because of that but i barely use prime video
a lot of people freak out about melenchon taxing them more but like actually the majority of people will pay less taxes
or same as before
i use prime video a good amount it has a solid amount of random movies
unless you are a millionaire
idk homy, the threshold for the same thing for US citizens is 100k a year, it's not that far off
a lot of countries have problems with taxing the people that need to be taxed
i dont mind paying like 7k or 8k but when others can just yeet out
it kinda feelsbadman
there's only 2 countries in the world that tax
citizens that do not live in the country
usa right
ye
which else?
i try not to talk about usa as i dont know shit
the aim of these thing is to basically get expatriated rich dudes who avoid taxes by staying in "lesser" countries mostly
at least melenchon's idea of it idk how the us or w/e works
i like to think my taxes saved some people with healthcare
idm giving up the US nationality as soon as it gets too annoying for me
if anything under melenchon you would more save money than lose more
but chances are it went to an airport that become useless or some shitty stadium
nah
if I lived in france yes but it's not how I see my future
but you never know
france is kinda chill in the grand scheme of things
i do love when they riot
to get better pay
spoiler: we dont get a raise
who is melon chon?
i mean to me people living in france should obviously have more benefits benefits than people who live abroad, specially when most expatriated people generally have a pretty high base capital
I've seen so many memes of that, idek what the context of it is
Je suis lucide
i thought macaroni won?

now you telling me melon won?
he did
yeah I've heard that line, but idk why he said it
no
fr i rly wish the perception people have of france going out to fucking riot every time there's something wrong was true

if we did that the country would descend into chaos 
yea that is what happens when there is an olygarchy going strong everywhere sadly
it's still one of the comfiest country to live in though
i do find it funny how we see it from over here
i mean that's how we got A LOT of things people are jealous of us now
yeah I see the idea behind it, it's just from my PoV is "you grew up in france, so now you get taxxed"
if ur decently wealthy yea
doesn't really seem fair when you know my dad payed taxes for the systems I used
applies to every country 
for sure, some country's price of living is lower too
tho france's price of living is pretty good afaik if u do not live in paris
can confirm
HELP I NEED BUDGETARY ADVICE :
200 : food
100 : electricity
100 : water
281623920 : the rent for my 24 m2 appartment in paris
what do i remove ?
food

nah it's budget advice meme hol up let me find the og
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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of course it's from fucking dril
nice candles
oh its from 2013
@pilarrianne1700 this post is 2 years old. ive since lost custody of my children and my wife left me. still wild about candles
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dril is so goated bro
good candles
sometimes i wish i had more time to play the guitar but why is gaming so cool
i kinda wish i could play drums
but also i dont want to take any time to learn
or really ever use it
i suck at drums
can play bass/violing/piano a lil bit but nothing extraordinary
then main guitar
also cant sing while playing
singing while playing is doable once you got all muscle memory
i can play violin but i havent in a couple years
im pretty sure my singing voice is good but i dont sing very often and i only do it fucking around with friends and stuff like that
learning an instrument was one of the best decision I made so I can only recommend to choose one and go for it
even singing if you like it
vocal chords are an instrument for sure
i already know an instrument tho i dont really need to put in the work to learn more
i wanted to play bass when i was a kid and my mom said im too smol i should play guitar for a year first
ended up playing guitar for 2 years and mom still didnt allow me to play bass so i quit 
when I'll come to yermany I'll bring my bass and I'll teach you
tho it's a lefty bass

bring that bass 

you can reverse grip it pog
play behind the back
yeh nah 
I even play drums with lefty set up
couldnt force myself on right hand, was too late
do you have a left handed mouse too
i always wondered if left handed people use the keyboard with right hand
confirm/deny?
I learned early to use a pc with the mouse in right hand
even tho I was fully lefty already in my life
but lefty instrument are more expensive
the human brain is amazing
ye i think most leftys still do m kb the same
there was a time i could use both hands to write almost the same
ambidextrous
but now i dont write almost ever so my left hand sucks now
ex ambidexterous kek
man i had to write literally 2 pages of text
and my hands hurt
wtf
i used to write like 40+ a day back in the days
my right arm is pretty much a dead limb for me 
can get sick gains in the gym
true
quick
Slap like now
is star citizen even gonna release
oh boi
who knows
i have a coworker with a lefty mouse
maybe in 10 years more
nice
I play Star Citizen a lot my dude, and server meshing could be up at the end of the year
there is no way they have enough money to keep going for 10 years lmao
💀
it's the feature that will allow the real time thing and link multiplayer
bro i just know the dev of this game most have so much internal drama
love how they started with a 500K goal on kickstarted
whole thing seems like a MESS
well it's the most ambitious video game project ever
literal space opera simulation with real time item persistence and shit
mothership game
i mean they just keep adding more shit people like
but the timeline of relase gets krangled by the year
yeh the last 2 years were really proactive in terms of improvements
and this year is really promising as well
idk what I'm looking forward to more
the game releasing or the game not releasing
shrodinger's kickstarter
bro i'm just waiting for a reasonable space sim
but seems like the genre cannot be possibly reasonable
Elite Dangerous is a decent alternative
(yes there is no man sky but i never got hooked into it ngl)
NMS too yeh, I still play from time to time
no mans sky, elite dangerouse ?
eve online looks dope af but too bad u need like a PHD in business and mathematics
he typed that before flower mentioned NMS 
not on my screen
I have a friend who played that a lot
closer to an MMO
well he didnt send it before, but typed
play spore
tbh i just bought nioh 2 and death gambit so imma do that first
then xc3 release in july bro
lets fuckign GOOOOO
i wanna play citizen sleeper too
yeah see this game is just TOO complicated
i saw that lmao
basically, they make it easy to export to excel
people did use spreadsheets early
but somone started a simulation program in cata iirc
simulation > spreadsheet usually
because the game is too complex to make it sustainable to include everything into a mathematical formula
Just release new limited edition ship for 100k dollars each patch, you know, like theyve been for a long time now

because it wont be released in 10 years
I aint defending RSI this isnt all right, but reading that kind of shit isnt true either
My Internet is getting upgraded next week 

alot of states down real bad
Gigabit gang gang?
Asmongold king of the bible belt 
yes and not the most watched in his own state
which is interesting
I
will give you
a hint
🙂
(low taxes)
ye
he is just a humble dude that doesn't get happiness out of material things
well he was taking care of his mother before she passed that's part of why he still lives there
for what gain?
but vaughn is right asmon really doesn't seem to care about material wealth
I think it's part of his personality at this point
otherwise he'd move cause I've heard the neighborhood is a bit monkaS
yea but i bet you 90% of streamers with his kind of money would have ditched her and put her in an old people home or smth
Wtf
I dunno if that's fair to say
As someone who lost his mom I can't even imagine
or atleast moved her to a nicer home with him
Oh
Yeah ok
Thays fair
I do buy his persona ngl
But you can't help but wonder sometimes
i think it genuinely just doesnt matter for him and you can tell he has a lot of positive memories connected with the house in the videos he shoots from his garden
me too
Apart from his editorial line he seems like a cool dude

but why he already has that sort of money 
Really don't like his content tho
Yeah
I mean the trial bores me so I haven't watched in a while
But he does do the whole memory lane thing very good
With wow
Always draws boomers like me in


i like his personality so while i dont care about completionism and that sort of stuff i still like watching his mount offs and transmog competitions
Yeh I just find his content on wow a bit too tap in
Depending where I'm at on my toxic relationship cycle with wow ofc
Yeah I don't watch him that much
i dont watch twitch much at all tbh, i just watch highlights on youtube
asmons aight i just dont play the game the same we he does so i dont really agree with him on everything
Which is not necessary anyway
i mean sure but it means i mald at some of his takes which makes it less enjoyable to watch
Fair yeah
i like him though i think hes got good intentions
I also don't mind having a different opinion. Depends on the subject ofc
why would that make you mald at his takes
because I don't agree with everything he says
and I've thought things he said were stupid
don't make me try to remember something that probably happened months ago at 4 am man
LOL
whatever it was it was probably just about the game being bad when i thought it was good
i cant remember anything specific
dont bother agreon hataro is just baiting you 
He has some anti mythic raiding takes, probably one of those?
Yeah those are always considered spicy
anti mythic raiding?
some takes are really cooked yeh
it was probably some incorrect opinion to remove mythic raiding or something

no just genuinely curious
ye took me 4
lucky guess
it's my brother's bday today 
too early in the morning for arguing and hot takes

it didnt read like a hataro bait

hbd dj's brother
man he's 22
my mind still thinks ur like 18
I'm fucking ancient
man hes 2 years older than me
we didn't know each other when I was 18 

and I'm 3 years older 
over 5 years on me then 

us hours
in america 21 matters 
yes that was indeed what I implied
with biggest L
the fact that he lived in the US
i mean im gonna have finals during during my birthday anyways so
my dude still cant buy a beer 
man I'm too smart for you guys 
but i can drink one

or just bad joke 

@livid socket tbf here we have bars
that require 21
for more "mature" atmospheres
i think you can only stay out until 11pm or something if your under 18 here
maybe some bars require being 18 but 21 means nothing here
we probably have some curfew rule that never gets enforced
mfw i was buying beer at the store when i was 15 
truuuuuuue
u buying alcohol?
wich ones 
maybe it looks like u are having a day out with your mommy

Im a normie tbh
I don't judge, I'm just interested 
long island iced tea is bis cocktail dont @ me
Sex on the beach or mojito or anything with strawberry in it
🍓
I love pineapple
Sex on the beach is so based
i dont like strawberries in drinks
i love strawberries in any context
wait I thought sex on the beach had pineapple
Same
pina colada? 
Based
No more sex on the beach
idk, doubt it, I don't like coconut milk
lately I just go for london mules
i have been drinking so much wine in rome
the first night we had a bottle but not corkscrew so we googled for lifehacks and it told you to use a lighter under the cork so the air expands and pops out the cork
my roommates did that earlier this year
fax
ended up not working, the cork was kinda burned and the wine got hot at the top and we had to shove it into the wine with a spoon
it still tasted okay though 
what every 13 year old can do that 
second one is risky tho
wasn't meant to be impressive




















