off-topic

[tropic skiff]

SO LONELY TRYING TO BE YOUUUURS

[peak solar]

Literally just a brick of protein lol

[tropic skiff]

she was so real for this

i think i just rly like the kinda dark bombastic vibes of lp1, magdalene feels very muted which is great in it's own right but i fw more her past stuff

dont think it's a downgrade tho just different

[remote surge]

i feel you

[tropic skiff]

tho when she dropped cellophane

that was a cultural reset fr

[remote surge]

what do you think of caprisongs

[tropic skiff]

it's terrible

[remote surge]

i like some of them

[tropic skiff]

but it's kinda w/e it's mixtape she did for fun and stuff so i dont rly care or mind but like

In time is actually top 5 fka song i think like

it's so good

[remote surge]

whats top 1

home with you ?

[tropic skiff]

i mean for me i think it's pendulum

[remote surge]

valid

[tropic skiff]

it's like
Pendulum
Cellophane
In Time
Lights On
Two Weeks

[cyan oxide]

cummies?

[soft pendant]

thje 5 dollar breakfast burritos at work

[tropic skiff]

gains

im startin nioh 2

[cyan oxide]

oh hell yeah a burrito

[tropic skiff]

🥶

[soft pendant]

wow nice

i actually got a breakfast quesadilla

[soft pendant]

but they have both

[tropic skiff]

sad day home with you and cellophane def my favs of magdalene

[remote surge]

i never really got cellophane for some reason

its good but

that song has a chokehold on ppl that i never got

the video is stellar though

[sinful terrace]

lowkey taco bell breakfast is amazing and cheap

[remote surge]

home with you, fallen alien, title track

[soft pendant]

so taco bell has slowly been replacing their menu with actually healthy options

but like, not doing marketing for it

kinda interesting

its not the shithole it was known for anymore

[raw python]

i will always be a taco bell stan

[soft pendant]

oh yeah it never tasted bad

[hot crystal]

lana del rey the goat bro 😤

[soft pendant]

the quality of ingredients were just very poor

[sinful terrace]

taco bell is one of the last places i can go an eat for $5, everywhere else is like $9-$10

[soft pendant]

leading to high calories and no nutrition

[peak solar]

white girl summer hasn’t started yet calm down Jessica

[remote surge]

the sad thing is if i had to name my favorite albums ive listened to i would probably name 3 of these

[hot crystal]

[raw python]

i need quesaritos to be $2 again

[hot crystal]

bro i fw white girl music

nostalgia hit

[tropic skiff]

ngl i relistened to nfr recently

[peak solar]

I do to I just hate Lana del Ray cuz one of my xs loved her

[tropic skiff]

and like it didn't hit like it used to

fr

[kind bay]

yo do y'all know how which server you play on is decided when an east coast realm player parties up with a west coast player

[peak solar]

[hot crystal]

sigma

[soft pendant]

twitter hates ldr

idk why

[remote surge]

bc her next 2 albums tried and failed to replicate it

[peak solar]

Iuno much about her tbh not sure

[hot crystal]

some of her takes on stuff prob

idk what shes about

[soft pendant]

oh LDR totally

endorsed harvey weinstein

i fgorgot that

[tropic skiff]

weird to see taylor swift folklore when evermore is superior(true)

[peak solar]

[hot crystal]

taylor swift for chads only

i said it

[peak solar]

Yea that’ll get you twittered

[hot crystal]

i know like every old taylor song

every one

[tropic skiff]

LMAO

[soft pendant]

taylor knows all your old song too prob

[tropic skiff]

goated

[remote surge]

i think folklore is better but it doesnt hold a handle to the others

[hot crystal]

bro our song got me cryin in the corner of the party

[soft pendant]

the best friends are back in town

[peak solar]

Ayeee

[soft pendant]

what are they watching @tropic skiff

[tropic skiff]

folklore rly didn't do it for me tbh but like evermore was a big surprise

kinda the album that "got" me into listening to her

[tropic skiff]

dunno

[remote surge]

really

[soft pendant]

alright what do we think

[peak solar]

I’m more of a

[soft pendant]

we need the weebs in here

@hasty nova

[hot crystal]

old taylor slaps hard bro

[tropic skiff]

i think it's a kdrama with zombies

[peak solar]

Who’s the short girl with a ponytail

[tropic skiff]

on netflix

[hot crystal]

country taylor banged

[peak solar]

Brain farting rn

[soft pendant]

some "train to-" mvoie?

[hot crystal]

train to busan

[soft pendant]

@lilac heath you're a movie guy right?

whaddya got

[tropic skiff]

nah this not train to busan

it's called everybody is dead or smth

[soft pendant]

hmm kdrama zombie sounds plausible

we need a new frame

[lilac heath]

the last movie I saw was a quiet place part 2, and I didn't watch the first one, and after about 30 minutes I just looked up the synopsis and then turned off the TV, 8/10 was pretty good

[tropic skiff]

prime movie dude

[soft pendant]

nice i didnt see it

i didnt see either

[hot crystal]

havent seen quiet place 2

first one was pretty good

[soft pendant]

married couple movies am i right?

[hot crystal]

11/10 would watch again

[tropic skiff]

last movie i watched was Pierrot le Fou 20 min ago

by jean luc godard

[lilac heath]

but I am giga not a movie guy

[tropic skiff]

goated french boy with the sauce

[hot crystal]

(11/10 rating for quiet place 2)

[tropic skiff]

i love french films man

[undone bone]

last movie i watched was shrek 2

good movie

[tropic skiff]

goated

[hot crystal]

last movie i watched was uh

[lilac heath]

I watch 1 movie every year maybe and that's only if I walk in on my dad watching a movie and sit down next to him

[hot crystal]

dr strange

[tropic skiff]

L

[lilac heath]

I don't even watch tv

[hot crystal]

but before that uh

[lilac heath]

that shit cringe

[hot crystal]

nightcrawler

[tropic skiff]

W

lou bloom moment

alright we startin nioh 2 lads

[soft pendant]

based

[hot crystal]

maybe i should watch a movie tonight

[tropic skiff]

watch A Prophet

u will love it

[hot crystal]

i was gonna watch inception prob

[tropic skiff]

on god

[soft pendant]

tfw you don't have a best friend to watch movies with in RHVC

[tropic skiff]

one thing i dont get is why ppl dont like to go to the theater alone

[hot crystal]

i need to watch godfather 2 with my friend i watched godfather with

[tropic skiff]

like not like it's changing anything

[lilac heath]

just hop in and watch with them

[tropic skiff]

y'all not talking during movies

[lilac heath]

be the friend

[soft pendant]

too shy

[lilac heath]

you don't know any russian?

[soft pendant]

didnt understand directions - made a classic toon

[tropic skiff]

if only it's better actually to go to the cinema alone cuz u got more popcorn(grindset)

[hot crystal]

bro i got sour patch watermelons when i saw dr strange

best part of the movie fr

[peak solar]

Whispyr just like me fr

My adhd gos buck wild I just can’t sit down and watch a movie or a series lol

[tropic skiff]

i watched 68 films this year

[peak solar]

I can read though thankfully I read a lot

[tropic skiff]

i'm stopping after the next one fr

[hot crystal]

i been watching a few movies lately

but definitely not 68

[tropic skiff]

i didn't watch anything last year

but since i cant sleep i figured

[hot crystal]

i try to watch one every week or 2

[tropic skiff]

might use that time to see shit

[peak solar]

I’ve read probably 3-4000+ chapters this year

[tropic skiff]

some nights i just chained 4/5 movies

back 2 back

now i try 1 a day

[hot crystal]

me and my friends chained jackass to jackass 2 to jackass 3

few months ago

[tropic skiff]

follow me on letterboxd fr i got only correct opinions

[peak solar]

Nope I’ll stick to my novels

[hot crystal]

i used to slam YA

now i just dont read

[peak solar]

I’m the opposite

I used to watch hella tv anime cartoons movies etc

Now I can’t stand it I just read lol

[hot crystal]

i stopped reading when covid let me be on my computer later

now im up too late to justify reading before i sleep

[peak solar]

Oof

[hot crystal]

if i was still going to bed between 11 and midnight i would read

[peak solar]

Yea I usually read from midnight until I fall asleep

[lilac heath]

@modest lion hmye

[peak solar]

If I play games or other shit my brain gets too hyped up and then it’s impossible for me to sleep

I’ll legit be lying there till 5-7am like fuck

[soft pendant]

https://i.redd.it/8d0tj7kroiz81.png

[peak solar]

Why on earth would you eat Daphne’s ass over Velma’s

[hot crystal]

based

[peak solar]

People weird fr

[remote surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_lmKUJp8YY

[hot crystal]

velma we should eat the wrong scooby snacks together sometime

👀

[peak solar]

You don’t wanna eat the wrong Scooby snacks

Trust me

[remote surge]

Pretending to be a boomer in classic

[hot crystal]

get me the right scooby snacks

😈

[soft pendant]

[remote surge]

omfg

tell me that is not your guild

[undone bone]

laughing my ass off boi man ahaha

[hot crystal]

thats him

[remote surge]

aw shit

[hot crystal]

love using punctuation

[remote surge]

thats not that bad

[soft pendant]

i think im gonna bring up my grandkids starting preschool

[peak solar]

I’m done with that life so no

[tropic skiff]

nioh 2 char creation goes so hard

[lilac heath]

dude I love that anime

[peak solar]

Apparently you knew he gave me a log and I reviewed the other rogue in his guild on accident

[lilac heath]

Vojax Horsemen

[soft pendant]

im such a classic chitchatter

[hot crystal]

i did the same thing

[peak solar]

LOL

[soft pendant]

WAIT ARE U GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME

[hot crystal]

yes

[soft pendant]

[peak solar]

Si senor

[hot crystal]

andrew and andrew

making the same mistake

[soft pendant]

right behind my back smdh

[peak solar]

We’re literally in front of you my brother in Christ

How else would you read our messages

[warped wedge]

jake do u wanna prog jailer instead of me

[soft pendant]

my brother in christ im cosplaying a 50 year old boomer in my classic guild

[remote surge]

my brother in christ i post 3 images and you call me mute

[hot crystal]

u playing rogue or what

say ur playing frost mage

say it

least boomer classic player

[soft pendant]

enhancemtn

[hot crystal]

it shouldnt be agreonicy

it should be agreonhospice

[peak solar]

Agreon2icy

[soft pendant]

can anyone spell enchancemtne right the first try

[peak solar]

Enhancement

[hot crystal]

enhancement

[soft pendant]

i dont believe you

sorry

[peak solar]

Lmao

[warped wedge]

enchantment

[soft pendant]

we're 50/50 on this so far

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-excited-shock-shook-enchanted-gif-8065213

[hot crystal]

thats enchantED bro

[peak solar]

Shit

[hot crystal]

she had such a pure cute voice

[sour crow]

not everyone is dyslexic jake u r just extra special

[hot crystal]

whats her name again

gisele

?

[peak solar]

I think so

And pretty sure that’s not her real voice lol

[hot crystal]

im sure its not

but i can picture it in my head rn

[soft pendant]

im not! its just my guild name

promise

[hot crystal]

hear it in my head ig

[peak solar]

You ever meet a chick with like the sexiest voice imaginable but she’s a giant twat so it cancels it out

I’ve met 3

[hot crystal]

no

i dont meet chicks bro too sigma

[sour crow]

unless u can fix it surely

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/prplpstachio-gif-24715732

[hot crystal]

you can fix her

esra

i believe

[peak solar]

Lmao no thanks

[hot crystal]

you should call her

[peak solar]

Too busy fixing myself I ain’t got time to fix other mfs

[hot crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gif-23143840

[peak solar]

Y’all remember how they just fired jake from State Farm and replaced him with a better looking black dude and said nothing

I member

[crude cave]

Jaque from state farm now

[soft pendant]

worst marketing campaign ever

[hot crystal]

yes

[inner wadi]

mf like me just built dif

[sinful terrace]

they didnt fire him, he was an actual employee and not an actor and they wanted an actual actor for all the commercials they do

[dusty scarab]

Get fucked Jake

[cyan oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/morb-morbing-morbius-morbheads-scanning-gif-25303384

[peak solar]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-sweep-morbius-chad-gif-25361073

[soft pendant]

when mobrius morbbed all over the cops at the end of hour 5 i almost lost my shit

[peak solar]

When he yelled it’s morbin time at the giant lizard I did lose my shit

[sinful terrace]

Morbussy

[hot crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morbius-marvel-morbius-wasnt-lying-morbius-fart-that-ass-can-fart-gif-25317957

[dusty scarab]

Morbisussy

[tropic skiff]

Just great rates

I keep seeing these when i watch lcs dawg

Maybe this why he follows me around dawg

[modest lion]

hi

[tropic skiff]

This mfer doesn’t even know the pythagerean theorem

[hot crystal]

a^2 + b^2 = cat^2

bro the dk in my guild is recommending hekili

[peak solar]

Mans actually has no hands sweet lord

[hot crystal]

hes like "its good for enhance outlaw blah blah blah"

motherfucker i thought that addon was just for people that cant understand the game

[peak solar]

That is what it’s for

[hot crystal]

and its worse

because you learn nothing

[tropic skiff]

Hell naw this is too cute

[hot crystal]

no transferrable skills from an addon

[peak solar]

Fr

[hot crystal]

kinda want to flame him in gchat but

cba

nobody in my guild actually needs to be good enough to not use hekili so

[inner wadi]

i still have no idea how hekili works

[tropic skiff]

Loooool

Free agreon fr

[tropic skiff]

Same

[hot crystal]

caint even free myself

[cyan oxide]

I would die for them fr

[hasty nova]

Wtf does he mean by closer...

[hot crystal]

dont worry hes gonna die he has cancer that is NOT propaganda

[modest lion]

https://twitter.com/nasdalolx/status/1525640094966681600

NasDa (@nasdalolx)

@ScripeWoW Thanks. We've been staying in the esports hotel for 68 days since before RWF and still counting.

Twitter · May 15, 2022, 12:51 AM

[peak solar]

I’m assuming he means into Ukraine

[modest lion]

[hasty nova]

I like how the taco riot kind of looks like he's in the background

[peak solar]

Kind of does lol wtf

[hot crystal]

True

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-jesse-pinkman-sad-breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-gif-24555445

New personality unlocked

[tropic skiff]

Man

It’s 6 am

I cant sleep

Not loving life without meds so far ngl

[peak solar]

Doesn’t it usually take weeks for that shit to fully work itself out of your system

[hot crystal]

Bro i cant sleep before 6 am my schedule big mcfucked

[tropic skiff]

Maybe it’s placebo but usually 1h or 2 after i take those for sleep i go to sleep

[peak solar]

Oh interesting

[tropic skiff]

I mean it might be placebo idk

[peak solar]

I didn’t know SSRIs worked for sleep

[hot crystal]

could be the routine calming you or smth psychological too

[inner wadi]

thats a placebo

ok i could be wrong

but

ssris arent meant ot be taken before bed

should ideally take them in the morning

even though it sounds like it makes no sense to

[hot crystal]

i swear im just seasonal

ong

[surreal dagger]

you could try melatonin

[peak solar]

Well shit like that isn’t just oh I took it now it’s working in my system

[inner wadi]

ye

[tropic skiff]

I cant

No meds doc said

[inner wadi]

chief i have bad news for you

[peak solar]

It’s something that builds up in your system and then slowly changes it and regulates it

[inner wadi]

melatonin sucks

melatonin actually just doesnt work for me

[hot crystal]

doesnt melatonin mess with your natural production if you take it too much

[inner wadi]

in theory it shouldnt

[peak solar]

Yea you want to do cycles of it

[inner wadi]

if you are taking super low doses

[peak solar]

And not take over a certain amount

[tropic skiff]

I took melatonin for most of my life

[surreal dagger]

natural supplement low dose. not med but listen to dr

[inner wadi]

melatonin never worked on me

sad

[hot crystal]

ive never had melatonin

[inner wadi]

i think i need ambien

[peak solar]

It works for me but I build up a tolerance super quick so I only take it when I really need it

[inner wadi]

and i dont wanna get prescribed it

[peak solar]

You do not want to ride the walrus bro

[tropic skiff]

I asked him about melatonin he said nothing for at least a month

For the liver check

[peak solar]

Side affects for ambien are fucking insane

[inner wadi]

yeah i have addictive personality

do not want ambien solely bc of the side effects

but i do want to fucking sleep

and that shit is impossible for me to do

[peak solar]

So does every single person with adhd

Fuckin sucks lol

[hot crystal]

i dont think i do

but im also not adhd

this comment was useless nobody asked

[surreal dagger]

old polish hack, grandma used to slightly warm up milk

[peak solar]

I can get addicted to dumb shit like gum or anything that gives dopamine so I have to watch myself with literally anything I enjoy it’s really annoying

[hot crystal]

oral fixation

[peak solar]

Also like 180% more likely to get addicted to drugs if I do them

[hot crystal]

sucks

[inner wadi]

is that just a thing for people with ADHD?

[tropic skiff]

Doctor said no lean bro fuck

[inner wadi]

that doesnt sound right

but idfk

[peak solar]

It’s not exclusive to people with adhd but it every person with adhd has to deal with it because of how our brain works

[inner wadi]

i know i have an addictive personality

hence why i got addicted to drugs

[peak solar]

We’re literally crave dopamine since we naturally produce less than other people

Which makes it so that things that give us dopamine are actually more enjoyable

[inner wadi]

i thought i didnt create dopamine and serotonin becuase i was depressed

[hot crystal]

which ones serotonin again

[inner wadi]

serotonin is the happy

[peak solar]

So like smoking pot for instance is more effective generally for someone with adhd and it’s easier to get hooked etc

[inner wadi]

dopamine is also the happy

[hot crystal]

i thought dopamine was the happy

[peak solar]

Serotonin is what makes you happy

[inner wadi]

but different happy

[surreal dagger]

just go lift. get stronger and get the dopamine fix. 👍🏻

[hot crystal]

dopamine the reward happy right

[peak solar]

Dopamine is your brains natural reward network

[hot crystal]

so whats the serotonin happy

[peak solar]

So yes reward happy generally

[inner wadi]

idk how to explain that

serotonin is just the feel good happy

doing molly would literally just make me happy, feel good, and vibe

aka not miserable

[peak solar]

I used to be hella into bodybuilding I’m currently disabled and trying to get back into lifting, dealing with physical therapy rn

[sinful terrace]

Ambein is bad, you'll end up sleep walking to your fridge and eating out of it in your sleep and taking more of your other meds all while still asleep

[hot crystal]

i should start producing this shit again when my school year ends

[inner wadi]

kek

im not even taking ambien

and i already sleepwalk

apparently i have loud conversations in my sleep

[hot crystal]

ye i sleep talk

[surreal dagger]

Serotonin is associated with feelings of happiness, focus and calm, whilst dopamine is associated with feelings of rewards, motivation, and being productive.

[inner wadi]

or i just randomly scream while sleeping

im p sure i have night terrors

except

[hot crystal]

oh well then i havent experienced dopamine since like last august

[inner wadi]

instead of me visibly showin git

[undone bone]

random screams oh boi

[inner wadi]

i just randomly scream in my sleep

[undone bone]

letting the demons out

[sinful terrace]

Sleep tourettes

[inner wadi]

the goal is to crave serotonin

[undone bone]

they also need to have fun

[peak solar]

My x’s tell me I fart in my sleep but that’s about it

[inner wadi]

bitches be fartin in bed too

[peak solar]

📠

[inner wadi]

they just makin u take the blame

[peak solar]

LOL

[peak solar]

You wouldn’t be able to get out of bed and do literally anything if you had even a minor decrease in dopamine levels fam

[inner wadi]

also how is that even something u can get roasted for

like bro im sleeping

[peak solar]

Fr

[inner wadi]

if i rip a fat one

who fucking cares

[hot crystal]

yeah prolly true but ive been super demotivated for a long time now

[peak solar]

Like I hold it in all day around you I’m asleep stfu

[surreal dagger]

that’s called depression

[hot crystal]

no shit sherlock

[peak solar]

Yea that’s just being down / depressed lmao

[inner wadi]

reminds me actually lmao

my friend and his girl were at my crib one nigh t

we all got drunk

i forgot she was there

i just ripped the loudest fart of all the time

[tropic skiff]

Man

[inner wadi]

shes like

[peak solar]

Lmaoooo

[tropic skiff]

Im glad i got the lil guy with me

[surreal dagger]

it’s not missing dopamine. sherlock

[inner wadi]

"(my name).... what the fuck"

[tropic skiff]

Mfer supporting me thru rough times fr

[inner wadi]

and im like lmao my b i forgot u were here

and they both just died laughing

[tropic skiff]

Mischief

[inner wadi]

bro u should change his name

[undone bone]

the starer

[inner wadi]

call him sir bartholomew the 5th

then he sounds fancy as fuck

[peak solar]

I got no cat and I been waiting for a therapist for like 3 months now

[tropic skiff]

Get a cat better than a therapist

[inner wadi]

atleast get a fish bro

neon tetra

[peak solar]

Fucking covid wine mom bitches bought out every therapist in my god damn city

[inner wadi]

theyre so cool

[hot crystal]

getting a therapist would involve admitting i have a problem

[inner wadi]

bro

agreon

[peak solar]

I have to wear a mask and social distance ahhh my life is so hard I dip boxed wine

[tropic skiff]

Instant serotonin gains when u see this

[inner wadi]

imma do this

andrew

bro

dont be like me

[peak solar]

I hate fish

I want a kitty

[inner wadi]

i didnt wanna admit i had a problem or even admit wow

[peak solar]

I have lots of plants but it’s just not the same

[inner wadi]

maybe im traumatized from almost being stabbed by someone and almost losing my life

i made jokes about it and still do

but only last year did i come to the realization alot of my issues during my last relationship stemmed from that

[peak solar]

Therapy bussin bro fr

[inner wadi]

im scared of therapy tbh

i dont wanna unload and revisit my trauma bc i know ill cry lmao

[peak solar]

I be bringing up all types of shit they just be giving fresh ass perspectives

[hot crystal]

im not scared

i just like

idk

[inner wadi]

also some of my trauma

is

not supposed to be trauma because im a guy

[surreal dagger]

is crying a bad thing?

[inner wadi]

u feel

[tropic skiff]

My therapist kinda ass

[peak solar]

Get a chick therapist

[hot crystal]

crying is based

[tropic skiff]

Not gon cap

But it’s just counseling

[inner wadi]

i like crying dont get me wrong

but

i also hate it

[hot crystal]

i dont cry much but every once in a while it hits

[peak solar]

They literally asked me when I signed up if I wanted a guy or a girl

[tropic skiff]

So im gonna get someone else soon

[inner wadi]

yeah i dont think i could handle a guy therapist

simply bc one of my BIGGEST issues

[tropic skiff]

I dont cry at like events much

[inner wadi]

is

[tropic skiff]

But i cry a lot at movies or music

[inner wadi]

the gf who stabbed me

and also well

r worded me

[surreal dagger]

this is why guys rarely get diagnosed with fibromyalgia. just live with the pain. suck it up.

[inner wadi]

men arent empathetic to other men experiencing that

bc most men are fucking idiots and dont think it can ahppen to another guy

[peak solar]

Yea cuz you’re supposed to be masculine and all that Jazz

[compact grotto]

hate men

[inner wadi]

hell most of them blame women for it happening to them

[hot crystal]

m*n

[peak solar]

Which is why I prefer female therapists

[inner wadi]

ye id rather a female one

its weird

i was talking w a friend

and just realizing all the things that kinda fucked me

mentally atleast

and im like ok

welp

time to have an existential crisis

[hot crystal]

maybe im not scared i think its just shame

[inner wadi]

[peak solar]

Pretty common with men

[inner wadi]

i was scared when i first started feeling depressed and shit

bc i used to be an ignorant idiot

[surreal dagger]

imagine mental health issues & treatment being normalized in the states.

[inner wadi]

and thought literally just be happy

[peak solar]

Got a lot of social stereotypes that we gotta deal with that prevents us from seeking help

[inner wadi]

its not that hard!!!!!

[hot crystal]

i never really felt depressed until covid

[inner wadi]

turns out i have spiraled

[peak solar]

Bruh H͏e͏ari͏ng people just say it’s a willpower issue makes me want to slap a bitch

[inner wadi]

ye

i get tilted

i deal w migraines and shit

[peak solar]

especially cuz in my case it’s literally an imbalance in brain chemicals

[surreal dagger]

just slap a bitch for the serotonin fix

[inner wadi]

along w my mental illnesses

[surreal dagger]

kidding

[inner wadi]

but i fucking lose my shit

when people try to downplay my migraines

and just say its a stronger headache

bitch

[peak solar]

Lmao

[inner wadi]

i will kill u

(in game)

people shouldnt try and invalidate or dispute peoples feelings of shit they dont go through

[peak solar]

Yea I’ve had people even family members tell me oh it’s just willpower or oh you’re just lazy, like bitch do you have any idea how hard life is when you have to fight yourself to even do the most mundane tasks like brushing your teeth kiss my ass

[inner wadi]

obvi that statement has an extent

yeah when i got super depresso

and didnt go to work for like 6 months

showering was the hardest thing to do

[surreal dagger]

the woman that owns the father of my 1yo BC got covid this past week. her extended family advice was to take her vitamins & go for a jog (she can barely walk to the bathroom). welcome to medical advice in 2022.

[peak solar]

Swear some people lol

[surreal dagger]

i asked her if she went to farm and fleet for ivermectin

[peak solar]

[inner wadi]

idk if bcim sleepi

but scath

that was so hard for me to understand

lmfao

[surreal dagger]

sadly she started to choke from laughing.

[inner wadi]

the woman of the owner of the father of ur 1yo

[surreal dagger]

stud dog

of my youngest border collie

[inner wadi]

i see

that makes more sense

bc the way i was interpreting it

[hot crystal]

thing is

[inner wadi]

was WAY off

[peak solar]

Doggos

[hot crystal]

in about 3 weeks ill be happy

[inner wadi]

ill be happier when its not summer

[peak solar]

Is that when you graduate?

[hot crystal]

lol

[surreal dagger]

all good. I was asleep until my pump ran out of insulin.

[hot crystal]

i dont graduate

for 2 years

[inner wadi]

aside from being super depressed year round

[peak solar]

Same lol

[hot crystal]

but ill be happy for the summer

[inner wadi]

i get the seasonal depression x2 during th summer

i fucking hate this time of the year

[hot crystal]

i get seasonal depression for the school year i guess

but its not like im diagnosed

[peak solar]

I love summer

[inner wadi]

summer sucks

[hot crystal]

same

[inner wadi]

i genuinely hate it here

[peak solar]

I get lots of nice flowers for my garden and get to tend to them

[hot crystal]

ive always loved summer

[peak solar]

Then I sit in my garden and vibe

[inner wadi]

i used to love summer

[hot crystal]

i get to hang out with friends and not have school for 3 months

[inner wadi]

but that was before i had problems

[undone bone]

south american summers made me get PTSD

[hot crystal]

i might have to work though

not pog

[undone bone]

i hate the heat

a lot

[peak solar]

I’m taking summer classes so we schooling year round lol

[undone bone]

you get used to working

[hot crystal]

yeah im not about the summer classes

[undone bone]

you will have to do it for 50 years pog

[hot crystal]

well

[peak solar]

Mine start in 2 days

[hot crystal]

im hoping i can find something fulfilling so i dont have to hate working as much as i hate school

[undone bone]

summer classes are death

[peak solar]

I’m go keep it real with you agreon

[inner wadi]

i hate working

i hated school

[peak solar]

That saying of work what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life is the biggest load of bull shit anyone had ever said

[hot crystal]

i understand that

[inner wadi]

yeah unless ur doing a very niche thing

[peak solar]

It will make you hate what you love and obssess over it

[hot crystal]

i dont want to love it i want to feel like what i do matters

[inner wadi]

i think most people hate working

[peak solar]

Work is fucking work it literally sucks no matter what you do

Just do something that pays the bills and you can be proud of

[inner wadi]

companies who try to shame u

[peak solar]

And that’s more than enough

[inner wadi]

"why do u want to work here"
the money u fuckign idiot

but if u say that ur suddenly looked down upon bc ur supposed to be passionate about working!!!!

[peak solar]

Dumbest interview questions part 1

[inner wadi]

which is just cringe bullshit

[peak solar]

I’m very passionate about being able to afford groceries

[surreal dagger]

women’s rights protest in florida.

[inner wadi]

christ

[peak solar]

I just flip the question why do you run this business lol

For money you dumb bitch that’s right

[inner wadi]

i mean u could also just ask

would u be a ceo for my pay

ceo itself has a connotation to it

that just screams

big bucks

[peak solar]

Yea I don’t fuck with that fake corporate bullshit

I’m not a happy little wage slave I’m here to get paid and go home and do whatever work me getting paid entails

[inner wadi]

yeah and not to mention

[peak solar]

Same with bosses trying to guilt you on your days off not my problem bitch

[inner wadi]

there is no point in trying to be loyal to a company anyways

its not like it was

[peak solar]

Fr

[inner wadi]

employers/companies dont give a shit about you

[peak solar]

I don’t rep autozone or McDonald’s or target or w/e the fuck I’m here cuz you pay me lol

[inner wadi]

oh youve been working there 20 years?
get fucked buddy
just found an 18 year old who can do your job better than you BUT for even less money

[peak solar]

Y’all would fire me on the spot if it meant you could get someone to do my job for cheaper

[hot crystal]

yeah

i really dont want to work a shit job this summer

[inner wadi]

my brother

[hot crystal]

if i could do something at least interesting i would do it for free i aint got bills rn

[inner wadi]

i genuinely

[peak solar]

Every job is a degree of shit

[inner wadi]

wish i didnt fuck up my back

[inner wadi]

i hated being a mechanic bc working in a non ventilated shop

with no ac

was dogshit

BUt

i loved what i did

[peak solar]

📠

[inner wadi]

i got to be in a shop by myself all day

my own music blasting

just fixing shit

doing daily maintenance

[peak solar]

Yea I liked working on cars

[inner wadi]

repairs of an entire fleet

taking logs etc

[peak solar]

Is a good job no cap

[inner wadi]

i loved it

[hot crystal]

i DO NOT fw machines

[surreal dagger]

feet pict

[inner wadi]

but i just didnt get paid enough

[hot crystal]

but im glad you guys do

[tropic skiff]

Bro michka keep bothering her she so tired

[inner wadi]

i think i still have a pic of the fleet i maintained

lemme see if i can find it

but basically

[tropic skiff]

She just wanna be left alone daawg

[peak solar]

Aww kitties

[inner wadi]

i worked on any and everything

that was john deere, toro, kubota

jacobsen

[remote surge]

show feet

[inner wadi]

also fuck john deere

scum fucking company

[peak solar]

Yea they are literal monsters

Thank god they won that strike

And got a better deal

[inner wadi]

they are so anti right to repair

[peak solar]

Ducking scum ass company

[inner wadi]

its fucking unbelievable

so also

[inner wadi]

any golf course u see on the golf channel

or partnered with PgA

just know they use john deere

and fuck that place!!!!

john deere is actual cancer

[tropic skiff]

Why tf do people golf dawg

This shit so boring

[inner wadi]

golf is fun

[native flower]

honestly

[hot crystal]

people like golf its probably fun ig

[inner wadi]

golf is actually hella fun

[native flower]

old fucking people LOVE golf

[surreal dagger]

to drink

[native flower]

its so annoying seeing them playing it bro

[inner wadi]

i hated the idea of golf

thought it was cringe

[native flower]

Like wtf r u hitting a ball with a club for bro just get some bitches

[tropic skiff]

Golf def rich old white dude sport

Fr

[peak solar]

Golf is fun and you do it to get hammered after

[inner wadi]

but when u work at a course as the mechanic for like 5 years

[hot crystal]

bro tiger woods aint a white dude

[inner wadi]

and also grow up with ur dad as a mechanic at a golf course

[inner wadi]

and experience occasional golf for another 5 years

u realize

[hot crystal]

classic andy

[inner wadi]

its actually very fun

[peak solar]

Cap

[inner wadi]

and isnt as easy as it looks

[peak solar]

Golfs hard as a bitch

[inner wadi]

also yes

golf is fun bc u can play a sport

do an activity

[peak solar]

I prefer put put tbh lol

[inner wadi]

with the boys

[hot crystal]

one time some bitch asked me if i golfed

[inner wadi]

while also being able to commit a DWI

LEGALLY

[peak solar]

[inner wadi]

bc ur on priv property

[compact grotto]

get off my lawn

[inner wadi]

plode go to bed!!!!

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/holey-moley-holey-holey-moley-rob-holey-moley-riggle-rob-riggle-gif-23079203

[hot crystal]

what is it over there 6 am

[peak solar]

Midnight here

[compact grotto]

you're not my real mom

[surreal dagger]

best golf on TV. holey moley

[hot crystal]

plode in the uk

its only 10 here

[peak solar]

Oi bruv

[hot crystal]

oi

[peak solar]

Kangaroo innit

Oh wait that’s Australia fuck

[hot crystal]

ingerland innit

[inner wadi]

fun fact

my dad worked at a golf course

that the PGA had an event at

[peak solar]

Wait isn’t Australia a English prison colony

[inner wadi]

every year

[peak solar]

Close enough

[inner wadi]

ive met tiger woods

[peak solar]

That’s kind pog ngl

[hot crystal]

he was a dick right

thats my automatic assumption

[inner wadi]

nah he was cool af

tiger is goated w the fans

[hot crystal]

he broke his legs down the road from my grandmothers old place

[inner wadi]

most golfers actually good w fans

and considering i was son of the staff at a course he played at

i got a signed photo

[peak solar]

Only famous people I ever met were bodybuilders

[surreal dagger]

greg norman go away heat

[hot crystal]

ive never met anyone famous but my moms met a bunch

[inner wadi]

ive been at a friends house w 2 ig famous peopke

[peak solar]

Met kai Greene

[inner wadi]

i have like 700 twit followers right

[remote surge]

[hot crystal]

zamn

[inner wadi]

but

i’ve partied and chilled with two sisters

[tropic skiff]

the emote

[inner wadi]

who combined

had over like 200k followers

[surreal dagger]

so like 12 real accounts?

[peak solar]

LOL

[inner wadi]

lmfao

bruh its so wild

[peak solar]

Bruh it’s crazy how many fucking fake accounts there are

[inner wadi]

like dont get me wrobg these girls are v attractive

but it was CRAZY when i found out they were twitter and ig famous

and would see the comments

[compact grotto]

https://twitter.com/fwalvinan follow me you can be my 6th follower

[surreal dagger]

100k is famous?

[inner wadi]

mfs thirsty as hell

[peak solar]

They’re also dumb as fuck because not starting a business and monetizing that amount of traction is such a waste

[inner wadi]

100k is alot for a single person from a redneck town

[peak solar]

100k is a lot of friggin people

[hot crystal]

follow plode get on it

[surreal dagger]

no one cares where you’re from. just if you post “thirsty” pictures.

[inner wadi]

oh yeah they def thirst post

[peak solar]

I’d follow you if I had a Twitter

[inner wadi]

thats their whole thing

and it works for them

[hot crystal]

guess im doing a halls key this is so kafkaesque

[peak solar]

If I was them I’d have an only fans last Tuesday

[inner wadi]

they dont have millions of followers like actual celebs

[surreal dagger]

more power to them.

[inner wadi]

but having hundreds of thousands of followers still pays them very well

we went to a club

spent like 5k

and one of the sisters was like

[peak solar]

Jesus Christ

[inner wadi]

yeah thats nothing, ill pay for us all!!!

im like bruh

but also

hell yeah lmao

[peak solar]

Welp that made me sad

[inner wadi]

u wanna know wht makes me sad

[peak solar]

Gonna go get a tangerine

[inner wadi]

my homie at target

like

we became friends bc of work

this mf has 40k in his bank

and hes 22

i have $100

[peak solar]

I had 35k when I got out of the navy

[hot crystal]

the bag

[peak solar]

Now I have 13 cents

[surreal dagger]

one of you not trying to impress twitter twins

[inner wadi]

well having money after military makes sense

also

having no money years later

also makes sense

[undone bone]

yea after having money you want more

[compact grotto]

i have pretty decent savings from working i just don't buy anything

[undone bone]

i also dont buy many things

apart from investments

[inner wadi]

i have never has more than like a few k in the bank

[peak solar]

Yea I got ptsd from something non military related and didn’t work for like 2 years while I worked through it

[inner wadi]

and now i have nothing

[compact grotto]

maybe that's murican shit but it's also prolly

[peak solar]

Ate up most of my savings

[inner wadi]

its really cringe

[surreal dagger]

you have us

[compact grotto]

you order out and have a car on finance and buy pocket pussies every 3 days

[undone bone]

nani

[compact grotto]

i eat bread and pk on runescape

[inner wadi]

mf is “us” gonna pay my car payment that im late on bc target doesnt schedule me eenough

luv u scath

[peak solar]

Most Americans just don’t get paid a lot , and then if we get sick we lose all our money

[surreal dagger]

target only going to schedule you up to 26 hours avg weekly to avoid benefits.

[peak solar]

Yessir

[inner wadi]

fun fact about that

[peak solar]

Unless you’re a registered full time employee

[inner wadi]

target changed shit

so u only need to avg 25 hours

[surreal dagger]

literally go apply to any grocery store for the dairy or frozen department

[inner wadi]

instead of 30

BUT

instead of me usually getting 30+ hours

i now get closer to 16

[surreal dagger]

no one wants to work there so they all hire for it. if you have half a brain you get left alone to just work.

[inner wadi]

with twndom shit like this week

i got 32 hours

and then next week i have fucking 15

3 shifts

of 5 hours

poggers

[surreal dagger]

is it a super target?

[inner wadi]

yes

[peak solar]

Yea fuck that I don’t do shifts under 8 hours

[inner wadi]

kek

[peak solar]

Especially with these gas prices

[inner wadi]

my shift tomorrow is literally 4 1/2 hours

an insult

i apply for jobs

[soft pendant]

holy fuck

[inner wadi]

but i dont get shit back

[surreal dagger]

no lunch breaks at 5 hours. probably still payroll locked from all the OT they gave out over previous 18 months

[peak solar]

They tried doing that to me and I just told the store manager either schedule me for 8-10 hour shifts or don’t schedule me

[soft pendant]

im watching kitchen nightmares and gordon just shut down the restauraunt! this is crazy man

[inner wadi]

yeah u dont get a lunch unless ur scheduled for 6 hours

which is fine bc half the time

[compact grotto]

workin 15h a week kinda comfy but i guess not if you need mONEY

[surreal dagger]

i’ve done big box scheduling. i know the drill

[inner wadi]

yeah its not comfy bc i need to pay for shit

[inner wadi]

like this week

[surreal dagger]

they’ll also cut all payroll last 2-3 weeks of the fiscal quarter to try to make their bonuses.

[inner wadi]

theyre bitching about how we’re over payroll by 100 hours

but then also

complain we understaffed

[inner wadi]

retail is so fuckinf stupid

[surreal dagger]

welcome to retail

[peak solar]

Do you have to do kpis?

[inner wadi]

amazing to me how billion dollar corp cant manage extra hours for a few people on their busiest days of the week

im going to do it for the one time bc i never have before

but genuinely

honestly

kek

filter

[surreal dagger]

they can in 3-4 hour shifts and if the software is smart enough to fill the shift

[inner wadi]

didnt know itd be automodded

lmao

deserved

target sucks

retail sucks

[peak solar]

Yea scheduling software is generally pretty good nowadays it just depends on if the scheduler knows what they doin

[inner wadi]

3 hour shifts are fucking stupid though

like

there is no reason to do that

[surreal dagger]

the schedule software wants 50-70 part time associates all with open availability willing to work 4.5 hour shifts.

[peak solar]

Literally not even worth the gas lol

[inner wadi]

one thing that pisses me off

is the fulfillment department

all of them get 8 hour shifts

no matter what

my department gets 5.5

[surreal dagger]

there is for them, not for the employee

[peak solar]

Yea helps fill gaps and get people lunches etc

[inner wadi]

this is why i hate corporations

my department gets busier than fulfillment

yet we get dogshit hours

dogshit help

[peak solar]

I hate them for many more reasons that generally border on inhumane

[inner wadi]

get fucked

[peak solar]

Or outright are

[surreal dagger]

when you work next, count how many people work produce. then look at the one person working dairy who has to stock & rotate stuff that has 14-21 day shelf life

[inner wadi]

oh im already aware of that

[soft pendant]

https://i.redd.it/eqkl98bi7jz81.gif

[inner wadi]

its actually fucking depressing

[surreal dagger]

what dept are you in?

[soft pendant]

hula hoop sales

[inner wadi]

theres like 12 people total in my dept

and we check the schedule

[surreal dagger]

just ask to move to ship from store.

[inner wadi]

3 people if that in produce and dairy

one person working toys

who also does electronics

nah ship from store is even more scuffed

[inner wadi]

bc that is fulfillment

but fulfillment and guest service (my dept)

have a tie in

so it gets super fucked

fulfillment means either doing OPU

SFS

Or standard batches

[peak solar]

Love me some standard bitches

Oh wait

[surreal dagger]

go pricing.

[inner wadi]

idk what that is

[peak solar]

Setting up aisles and products is what it was for us

[inner wadi]

oh yeah thats GM

but heres the kicker