off-topic

[serene crescent]

minalba sussy

[cyan oxide]

[burnt dock]

i have an offering

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/439904391256997898/974317312012329022/unknown.png

[torn mural]

gm

[soft pendant]

Wow I’m up for the rare dad gm

I gotta go to bed

[shell sparrow]

[torn mural]

[hot crystal]

mike is just like me

[hot crystal]

that should be my new pfp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/932299924522029148.webp?size=56&quality=lossless

i should be mike

[soft pendant]

I haven’t committed tax fraud yet but I wouldn’t put it past me

[serene crescent]

!iq

[hollow raven]

158: Kieron IQ Classification: Very superior

[soft pendant]

I’m kind of a scumbag

[serene crescent]

dub

[soft pendant]

me watching myself

[brazen eagle]

!iq

[hollow raven]

109: fuu IQ Classification: Average

[soft pendant]

!fuuq

!vibefuu

[merry orbit]

!waifuu

this cmd should post pics of fuu in cosplay

[soft pendant]

[hot crystal]

...

[burnt dock]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Venoras - PokéFusion:

#48 - Venonat

#131 - Lapras

[hot crystal]

AHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE

😈

[lime stratus]

anduin dead, guild also dead

[serene crescent]

another one down

when will it end

[soft pendant]

I was gonna say new guy everyone stfu

But sheesh

[merry orbit]

why

[burnt dock]

when dragonlands dragonflight comes out

[cyan oxide]

dam u old

!iq

[hollow raven]

169: Minalba IQ Classification: Very superior

[cyan oxide]

!tox

[hollow raven]

500: Minalba is hazardous toxic.

[hot crystal]

[serene crescent]

500!

[cyan oxide]

sheeesh

[hot crystal]

!tox

[hollow raven]

20: Andrewthemist is not toxic.

[cyan oxide]

second tox jackpot

ez clap

[hot crystal]

!iq

[hollow raven]

139: Andrewthemist IQ Classification: Superior

[serene crescent]

@brazen eagle add it to the list

[serene crescent]

!tox

[hollow raven]

225: Kieron is very unhealthy toxic.

[burnt dock]

!iq

[hollow raven]

116: Mata IQ Classification: Very bright

[lime stratus]

2% wipe at 215 pulls then we had another 100+ pulls lol

[merry orbit]

no i mean like why did u think anyone asked

[burnt dock]

!tox

[hollow raven]

40: Mata is not toxic.

[lime stratus]

people just burnt

[burnt dock]

true

bot is true

[soft pendant]

Ignore the retired rogue

[cyan oxide]

mizu pay the cat tax

post cat pics

[soft pendant]

That dude hasn’t had new gear in two tiers

[serene crescent]

I was first

[cyan oxide]

YUGE

[burnt dock]

!rtb

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Buried Treasure

[burnt dock]

[serene crescent]

!rtb 5 @native flower has bad day

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Grand Melee :game_die:Buried Treasure

[soft pendant]

!tox give me five hundo

[hollow raven]

43: Jake. is not toxic.

[soft pendant]

I know but cmon

[hot crystal]

!rtb 5 i dont fail my final

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Ruthless Precision

[cyan oxide]

!rtb 2 agreon changes back to original pfp

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Ruthless Precision

[hot crystal]

good thing its not a final

!rtb 5 and i dont fail my midterm

[soft pendant]

@merry orbit daily cat pic

I’m losing it!

Don’t make me!

[cyan oxide]

1 cat pic for every message mizu sends in here

[merry orbit]

i posted one earlier she be sleepin in her ivory tower where i cant reach

[soft pendant]

Cute

[hot crystal]

[merry orbit]

She in top bed, big cat pic

[soft pendant]

Alright let’s play Ispy

I spy something brown @hot crystal

[serene crescent]

that

is not a cat tree

[hot crystal]

a tree

[serene crescent]

that's a fucking cat fortress

[soft pendant]

Damn u got me

[hot crystal]

ok

ill go

umm

i spy something tall and thin

[soft pendant]

@merry orbit ??

[merry orbit]

im only 179 cm

[soft pendant]

[serene crescent]

it's just a very tall cat tree

[hot crystal]

im out here bouta do a full measure

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/908583678903476245.webp?size=128&quality=lossless

[soft pendant]

@lilac heath I found a voicaloid you might like

https://open.spotify.com/track/4FuFye0RHK4xeU8NujqhDu?si=pXbpWMA7QvWh45Q9vjJ0XA

[livid socket]

@wheat onyx is my airbnb host it seems

[ashen ravine]

The heck

[livid socket]

They described the check-in process in foreverguy style

[merry orbit]

pls

stop

making

fun

of

guy

[livid socket]

I need to log in on a Website with credentials he created for me, then I get a Code we can use to open a lockbox which has the key to the apartment

[soft pendant]

Sounds like makeshift 2FA

Good practice

[livid socket]

Yea

[soft pendant]

Get fucked idiot

I guess idk

[livid socket]

D:

[soft pendant]

Tell them my friend in IT said this is dumb

Maybe they’ll be cool

[ashen ravine]

Go to bed jake

[merry orbit]

its not about 2fa, its so they can rent the place out and not have to go there

they prolly just live in another city, and just hire cleaning service after guests move out

[livid socket]

ye

wait actualyl the lockbox has a key to a mailbox which has the key to the apartment

[ashen ravine]

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/math-calculate-confusing-figure-out-gif-6237717

[lilac heath]

Yo that’s me except I’m not and it’s rogue singular and I’m also still repulsive

[livid socket]

maybe im a drug mule

[soft pendant]

Bro what

[merry orbit]

nah so maid can clean by just taking the key out of the mailbox with her mailbox key and guest key is always in 1 place if not rented out

[livid socket]

so smart

[merry orbit]

also make it possible so maid cant enter tehre when rented out and ur stuff is safe

[soft pendant]

Maids are not PC

Cannae believe ya

[cyan oxide]

sexist mizu

smh my head

[soft pendant]

Can’t even clean his own Vasagle

[lilac heath]

Look at the slider on the right

[livid socket]

maids can be male too look at whispyr the cat maid

[lilac heath]

@soft pendant

[soft pendant]

Did you check that song

[lilac heath]

I instantly recognized it

[soft pendant]

Ohhh

[lilac heath]

Had to scroll back like a year in my liked songs

[soft pendant]

I just looked closer

Yeah

I’m dumb

Hilarious

[lilac heath]

Good song

[soft pendant]

Also the new tiktok song

Ngl banger

Rave by Dxrk

[lilac heath]

Tiktok brought some heaters recently

https://open.spotify.com/track/19ZYX0KEM76YARbheC8NIh?si=fXopczauQraRieGxCU5O_g

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ARrWiDDRDocvURbemcnCy?si=oyANeG79R-qkII82ywHS_w

Both these

Bangers

[soft pendant]

You’re gonna hate this take

Sounds like early Logic

Potential and lyrics 100%

[lilac heath]

I like logic

[soft pendant]

Yeah definitely knows he’s got something. Good flow on track 2

[lilac heath]

Piano go crazy

[soft pendant]

Really plays off the beat but let’s it go

Yeah

I liked track 2 a lot

[lilac heath]

Dudes like a child piano prodigy

[soft pendant]

Wait he’s playing?

[lilac heath]

Yeah

[soft pendant]

Like AP on drums?

Just playing and singing

[lilac heath]

Yeah

[soft pendant]

Ok that’s p sick

Does he have a Tiny Desk yet

[lilac heath]

He was like savant piano guy and played with Beyoncé and Elton John and shit when he was 9

And then eventually quit that life to do his own thing

He headlined a concert at 8 or something

Dudes cracked

He’s 21 but has a list of accomplishments longer than mommy’s arm

[soft pendant]

Which album should I listen to

[lilac heath]

Idk I haven’t heard any of his early shit

He’s going into more pop stuff now which is how I found him

[soft pendant]

Hm

Wait

These aren’t albums

There are all singles and a 6 song EP

Wtf lmao what a legend

[lilac heath]

Yuh

[merry orbit]

[ashen ravine]

Kendrick

[serene crescent]

whose mum, some peoples mums have quite long arms

[ashen ravine]

Weird kink

[lilac heath]

I’m talking like re8 mommy

[serene crescent]

woah she has really long arms

and she is tall

and has big booba

[livid socket]

Wordle 328 3/6*

⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
call me albert einstein because my head is truly large

[serene crescent]

ur nothing special kid

Wordle 328 3/6*

🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[livid socket]

beginner's luck

[ashen ravine]

Shit

[livid socket]

thats what u get for being basic

[serene crescent]

The twos are when I did them on pc or spoiled myself

[ashen ravine]

Wordle 328 3/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[serene crescent]

that's an L

[merry orbit]

Done for the week

[serene crescent]

sometimes I wonder if you put her there for the pictures

I have trust issues

[ashen ravine]

Mizu Just wants to Show Off the vasagle

[merry orbit]

Nah she just want attention and since i work on it she jumps on keyboard

[spare drift]

bruh

how is this possible

my prime just sent me an email about rejecting my card because it had expired

so I update billing to my new card

[spare drift]

then I go over to netflix to change it there

and it already has my new card

how

[wheat onyx]

LOL

[serene crescent]

maybe you did it

and didn't remember

[spare drift]

pretty sure I didnt

[serene crescent]

bet you google if you have Alzheimers too

[livid socket]

maybe your new card has the same information as your old card

[wise flume]

Such a pretty cat

Still amazes me

[serene crescent]

this cat is objectively better looking than me

[spare drift]

it does have the same information

[merry orbit]

[spare drift]

my spotify also has the new card

amazon the only honest company smh

I had to go through like 10 steps to authorize my new card there

[merry orbit]

Wordle 328 3/6*

🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

maybe its just autocontrolls the m/y it should be auto if it has hte same card number

and if it accept payment it save

pretty sure it standardized just adds x amount of years anyway

not sure companys should be allowed to just guess though if thats the case

[shell sparrow]

if you reissued card that shouldn't be the case

[spare drift]

just my previous card naturally expired and I got a new one

thats how it works here

[shell sparrow]

right and your new card has new expiration date which is part of the data you share while paying

[spare drift]

as in it has the same name and address

but my new card has a different number, expiry and the 3 digit code

[merry orbit]

yeah then they def shouldnt have it auto

[shell sparrow]

yep, and while you are paying that's the info that matters

not your billing address or anything

[spare drift]

so netflix and spotify auto swapped to my new card

[merry orbit]

nah they cant

[spare drift]

without me doing anything

[shell sparrow]

what card do you have?

mc or visa?

[spare drift]

visa

[merry orbit]

big doubt

[shell sparrow]

that would require quite a lot of data to be passed really

[spare drift]

im literally 1000% sure I havent logged into spotify acc management ever

and the card expired 2 weeks ago

[shell sparrow]

you bank has to tell visa to tell netflix partner who holds your card data to update it

I've never heard of that process before tbh

[spare drift]

thats why I was surprised

because I thought they couldnt just do that automatically

[merry orbit]

actually my id has expired during covid and bank card expires in like 2 months

[spare drift]

my ID still valid for 4 more years

no expiry on my drivers license

[livid socket]

i was without valid ID for like 6 months

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/05/13/316b0f26dffee067.jpg

[livid socket]

actual criminal

[shell sparrow]

could it be your were so drunk you updated your card data and forgot about it?

[spare drift]

no, I dont drink

and I havent even taken my wallet out of my pants for the last 2 weeks

[shell sparrow]

did flix or spoti already charged you or how do you know it's all fine?

[spare drift]

they havent charged me this month yet

I just checked my account management and it had my new card saved

[merry orbit]

cant u save card shit in chrome nowdays

and u chose to auto update it

[spare drift]

think you can but I didnt want to do that

im not that lazy to have my card saved in my browser

[shell sparrow]

apparently there is a service by visa to allow that

[spare drift]

maybe

[shell sparrow]

wdym, gpay is amazing

[spare drift]

it used to be that they issued visa electrons as debit cards here

now its just visa

[shell sparrow]

if this bloody war didn't start I wouldn't start using plastic card again

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/05/13/c45a6852bcfe2687.jpg

[merry orbit]

https://www.ussfcu.org/_/kcms-doc/1362/48854/Visa-Account-Updater-FAQ_2.pdf

actually murican thing

u can opt out of it

[ashen ravine]

nice virus

[merry orbit]

if u want

[livid socket]

imagine using plastic card, we use paper and metal money here

[shell sparrow]

access denied

[merry orbit]

blocked ruski ip

[stoic folio]

Did you cute some hair on her paws ?

[merry orbit]

what

[ashen ravine]

xd

[wise flume]

[merry orbit]

But yes hair on her paws are cute

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Zubeebel - PokéFusion:

#41 - Zubat

#71 - Victreebel

[brazen eagle]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Kabutoise - PokéFusion:

#141 - Kabutops

#9 - Blastoise

[elder patrol]

!pf

[hollow raven]

Zubdle - PokéFusion:

#41 - Zubat

#13 - Weedle

[ashen ravine]

Zubdlety

[serene crescent]

Zempai want the zubussy

[stoic folio]

I thought I remembered some old pictures where she had long furr / hair w/e under her paws

[merry orbit]

she does

Not rly visible on glance i guess, here u can see

[serene crescent]

[ashen ravine]

zebussy you want zebussy when ist young

[stoic folio]

Wordle 328 4/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[merry orbit]

were u drunk or how did u do so poorly?

[stoic folio]

I'll cut you bitch

I'll be drunk in 7 hours

student festival

[merry orbit]

i will be sleeping in 7 hours

[stoic folio]

first time since covid years

[hot crystal]

me too

[stoic folio]

[merry orbit]

but i will wake up in 10 hours

[stoic folio]

asleep at 6pm on a friday

[merry orbit]

yes sleep before poe league

[hot crystal]

and i will also wake up in 10 hours

[stoic folio]

I understand why we're the ones getting cat pictures

[merry orbit]

i woke up at 6

gotta load betteries to pump poe

[shell sparrow]

I've had like an hour of sleep

gonna hit the pillow right after work

[hot crystal]

!rtb 5 i dont fail my midterm in 11 hours

[hollow raven]

:game_die:Ruthless Precision

[shell sparrow]

and wake up for league launch

[hot crystal]

[shell sparrow]

[stoic folio]

moving schedule around for "more of the same shit 2 electric boogaloo"

[merry orbit]

or i must wake up to log in for queue

should be 2h before launch or?

[shell sparrow]

last time it was around 2 hours, yes

[shell sparrow]

you have just described raiding

[stoic folio]

which I'm not doing anymore

[shell sparrow]

likewise

[stoic folio]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-of-culture-gif-20099443

man I remember this meme from when I started uni

I feel old as fuck

[merry orbit]

i dropped it after 1 episode

[stoic folio]

idek where it's from

[merry orbit]

was it like my perverted brother or something

[stoic folio]

I just remember seeing that meme everywhere

9gag days

[merry orbit]

lol wordle pushed solutions to 2027

[stoic folio]

honestly would be cool if they implemented words of diff lengths

would shake up the starters and everything

[ashen ravine]

Sevenlettersunday

Slursaturday

hire me

[burnt dock]

[ashen ravine]

Image you have alzheimers, can Play wordle the whole day

[stoic folio]

nah, cause when you go back to the website you have what you just did popping up

[umbral whale]

@surreal dagger timed a 15 pf its my first timed pf this season

[hot crystal]

Last season i had all 20s or 21s except like tyran spires was a 16

[marsh torrent]

that feelsa bit too relatable

[torn mural]

[cedar nest]

ily dadsen

[merry orbit]

jailer down yet?

[cedar nest]

Nah, but I ate crabs with yer ma the other day

[torn mural]

likewise

[merry orbit]

so she outdpsed you at halondrus

[cedar nest]

Hell yeah, too distracted

Why did I start typing in sub

[torn mural]

m+ fiends out there

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[cedar nest]

Pro League baguette team today?

[torn mural]

sure, they're all horny about star citizen rn tho

ill convince em

[cedar nest]

typical frenchies to get scammed

[torn mural]

it's been really improved in the last couple years

[surreal dagger]

amazing! 1) did you have a warrior tank? 2) did you complain how shit the dungeon was the entire time? 3)

[merry orbit]

is that the game ppl spent like 100k$ before it launched on fucking ships

[umbral whale]

no lol

I had a monk tank I think

[cedar nest]

They still do

Still havent launched

[livid socket]

sounds like NFT simulator

[merry orbit]

[torn mural]

Talking shit without playing it first

[cedar nest]

Ive played it

Still think its shit

Or rather, not my jam

And the people paying out the ass for ships are dummies

[pulsar trail]

Shit dungeon

But it’s fine boys

Poe is upon us

[surreal dagger]

fury is shit, yet here we are.

[pulsar trail]

I’ve discovered I enjoy aff lock more than the other 2 specs

[surreal dagger]

we just need to get to the jailer and I can go arms for ms.

[pulsar trail]

I might actually just be fucking dumb

I enjoy rogue, arms, and aff lock

[late quest]

Actually true

Arms was really fun last patch

[pulsar trail]

Why can’t I like the broken specs

[surreal dagger]

I enjoy rogue, arms, and aff doing damage as a lock

fixed

[pulsar trail]

Andy dies soon copium

Then I’m 1 step closer to never logging into wow

Hopefully forever

[surreal dagger]

good luck with that

[pulsar trail]

Which part

[surreal dagger]

all of it

[pulsar trail]

True

[surreal dagger]

we have a survey up for suggested alliance names, some of the most fun I’ve had in the last 12 months

[pulsar trail]

Estimating another 100 pulls on Andy probably, 60 on lords, 180 on rygelon, and 600 on jailer. Almost there

[late quest]

Christmas is on its way too

[surreal dagger]

how many pulls for crab 🦀 boi post nerf?

[pulsar trail]

It took us like 20 pulls post nerf

[surreal dagger]

so like 80 for us

[pulsar trail]

We went from barely hitting 2nd intermission to killing it after an hour

Wild how they gut it that bad

[surreal dagger]

yet everything else is have fun

[pulsar trail]

I hope they nerf Andy again, but idk what they’d even nerf

[surreal dagger]

get rid of the stars.

[pulsar trail]

Nothing really needs a nerf, people just need to learn how to breath through their nostrils

[cedar nest]

Are you saying you dont like mouthbreathers?

[pulsar trail]

Not at all

Just that if people learned how to breath without needing a reminder, we’d have killed this boss already

I died on like 3 pulls because they forgot to kill my add

Unlucky

[torn mural]

Damn right

[pulsar trail]

And it didn’t change a thing about the fight because rogue is so pivotal for it

They went through intermission just fine w/o me

[cedar nest]

Im having my first night on anduwuin on sunday

Sometimes seminars are a blessing

[pulsar trail]

Blow up a ranged with blasphemy for me

[surreal dagger]

lihuvim was interesting watching the add management/ breakage

[pulsar trail]

Yeah I was add bitch for all of that

Held everything for each synthesize

While everyone got to blast

[cedar nest]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/qDE2a9D7V-GMzl1dvQO6jo5mTPKl_0OaiJ_U3xkmgZU/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/933386399279878154/950418697619656734/caption.gif?width=446&height=649

[pulsar trail]

[surreal dagger]

our hunters yes SV time…. kek ok now run out and get the trap. now get your pet to the middle so adds clump.

[cedar nest]

Our combo is

hunters not re-ccing in time, or dying

[surreal dagger]

take my battle shout and leave me be

[pulsar trail]

I wish I had the rest of this clip, one of warriors right before he intervened me to get into melee range…. when I had blasphemy

Oh yikes just noticed his WA

[cedar nest]

Yeeeeeeah

You gotta

Do the thing

[surreal dagger]

we back tracked and killed skolex… every hunter insta swap back to range

[pulsar trail]

Just hear a big gasp

Then I die

Very fun

[surreal dagger]

lol

getgud

[pulsar trail]

What a great boss

I hope whoever designed anduin gets fired

[merry orbit]

have u tried just killing the boss

[surreal dagger]

this stuff was ok to watch someone else struggle with. not so much fun for avg mythic raid enjoyer.

[merry orbit]

[pulsar trail]

No I haven’t tried that yet

I’ll give it a shot next week hopefully

[merry orbit]

[pulsar trail]

Tbh it’d be less shitty if there was some sort of consistency to the blasphemy and the walls in intermission

[surreal dagger]

emo anduin just living his best mind controlled life

@cedar nest are you still on shaman?

[pulsar trail]

He’s back to the promised land

[surreal dagger]

[pulsar trail]

And he left that shit guild he was in for greener pastures

[surreal dagger]

the bench?

[pulsar trail]

No more 800 pulls for CE for my boy

[umbral whale]

how come my DH doesn't show up on raider.io

on my profile

[wooden iron]

too low score prob

[surreal dagger]

resync bnet

[umbral whale]

no lol

it's the only toon I have with score this season

[wooden iron]

or resync ye

[torn mural]

reinstall windows

[wooden iron]

[livid socket]

purchase new pc

[surreal dagger]

link your LA account to rio

[torn mural]

forsentalkinback doesnt exist anymore

[wooden iron]

[pulsar trail]

Imma forsen this dick in your mouth

[torn mural]

yes?

[pulsar trail]

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

[torn mural]

lmao

[cedar nest]

big subber, big tree

fuck shaman

[pulsar trail]

At least one of those classes is strong in raid

[umbral whale]

ye that did it ty

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/whiskey-ei-suoi-amici-coccole-sonore-whiskey-il-ragnetto-whisky-friends-gif-24653418

[pulsar trail]

Scath they buff arms again, right?

[surreal dagger]

they need to fix the tier

[pulsar trail]

What a great nerf m

8% strength

Huge value

[surreal dagger]

rng as well

[cedar nest]

..Two, no?

[pulsar trail]

I was talking about resto Druid tbh

Rogue’s aight

[cedar nest]

Oh, yeah

[pulsar trail]

I guess

[surreal dagger]

pop off as feral

[pulsar trail]

We’re good on pure ST fights

[cedar nest]

[pulsar trail]

And we can lie to ourselves about “funnel”

Do I just take the day off and play poe

[surreal dagger]

i know my role. rally bitch.

[surreal dagger]

i’d like to take the day off to not deal with the temps outside

[pulsar trail]

Just get yelled at for “cleaving” the severed souls on anduin like our warriors

And do 70k more damage than a sin rogue to them

I was like what the fuck do you guys mean whirlwind

The guy did 70k more damage to them than me

“Well it matters”

?????

[surreal dagger]

god bless whirlwind being part of the ST rotation.

[cedar nest]

My padding on smallies flies under the radar because our survs and warlocks are doing so much 2% doesnt feel much of a thing

[pulsar trail]

Our RL is a destro lock

So he’s trying to find other people to blame

And it’s always melee

[surreal dagger]

im just curious what happened to our warrior that enjoys this spec

[pulsar trail]

We’re the problem apparently

[cedar nest]

My rof isnt 95% of my damage, "OK WHO PADDING???"

[pulsar trail]

Boomkin murdered all 4 melee

[umbral whale]

ranged players are bad at the game and need to play ranged to compensate

CMV

[pulsar trail]

“Fucking melee why are you just standing there”

Like bro where else are we supposed to stand

At the entrance of the raid?

[surreal dagger]

jump off and die

[pulsar trail]

I’ve done it

[cedar nest]

@pulsar trailFeedback from first raids at priestboi "all the passive cleave is nuking souls too early"

[umbral whale]

omg

[pulsar trail]

Got both mutilates parried

[cedar nest]

[umbral whale]

dude

[pulsar trail]

Jumped off

[umbral whale]

you have no idea

[torn mural]

I do actually

[umbral whale]

how people can't do that shit that's meant to defeat bots

[torn mural]

[pulsar trail]

[umbral whale]

[pulsar trail]

It’s your 1k shuriken storms for sure

Killing those adds WAY too fast

[late quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oof-ooooof-gif-12896777

[torn mural]

because it's a fine art to be able to first try captchas

[umbral whale]

[pulsar trail]

Slammed my keyboard and screamed fuck

Then I afk’d for 20s

Then I jumped off

[surreal dagger]

just play outlaw

mutilate problem solved.

[pulsar trail]

Then my RL asked me if I wanted to be sat for anduin

[cedar nest]

Ill show'em on sunday. Ill do like that dude in spec channels "why are other rogues so bad, Im PUMPING on anduin....... havent reached intermission yet tho"

[pulsar trail]

Lmfaooooo

I go from 2nd or 3rd to right above the tanks

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/safemoon-safemoonarmy-gif-22764284

[cedar nest]

But hey, Im alone at the office. You know what means.

PEACE

[late quest]

I thought he was trolling but he wasn’t

[pulsar trail]

We’re like the make a wish kid who gets to score a goal at the champions league final

[cedar nest]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[pulsar trail]

It’s the definition of a participation trophy

I still don’t know what I bring to the fight? Damage to fear adds in p2?

Kidney shot?

I’m a warm body?

[late quest]

I’ll take one pls

[pulsar trail]

100 more pulls on this boss and the body might not be as warm

[late quest]

Maybe you bring morale to the fight “wow this guy really trying to play rogue on anduin, damn what a chad”

[surreal dagger]

your #1 ST snap shot giga chad spec will be full on beast mode come jailer

[pulsar trail]

If we hit kirbyau numbers

I’m going to throw my computer out of the window

[surreal dagger]

I may try to play arms on Anduin.

[pulsar trail]

The getting benched method

I like it

[surreal dagger]

if the timings weren’t so awful on lihuvim i woulda stayed arms

[sinful terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-masturbate-announce-orwell-gif-25006188

[pulsar trail]

Bro the timings for arms on every fight is legit ass

Except maybe lords?

[surreal dagger]

that’s about it. idk what i’m going to do with that shit since I can’t see the demons because of the low contrast

[pulsar trail]

Oh I haven’t been able to see the imposter for a month now

[surreal dagger]

even the colorblind shit don’t help

[pulsar trail]

So I uninstalled the WA

[late quest]

I have two warlocks who keep trolling the raid and wearing the wings transmog, actually malding because they forget and everyone votes for them

[pulsar trail]

Honestly

Good

I hope they die every pull

Fuck warlocks

We were about to hit 2nd intermission on Andy last night

You know what wiped us?

A warlock hitting the last add with a star

[late quest]

Definitely not surprised, I had to tell a warlock to use shadow fury in a 23. Like he had gotten to 22-23 key range and not using it.

[surreal dagger]

our lock switched specs last night. ended up with niya instead of dreamweaver for idk how many pulls. laughing since I’ve done that

no conduits… literally empty tree. still above tanks on dps

[pulsar trail]

I think they need another aura buff

Just toss em an extra 5%

[surreal dagger]

the idea of jaithys + gavel + ows is exciting until you figure out you’ll still be behind the worst lock spec

[pulsar trail]

Idk a mythic jailer weapon rn gives our warriors like 1300 dps

[late quest]

Yeah 9.2.5 just sounds insanely horrendous if balance remains the same

[pulsar trail]

But 9.2.5 gives them cabalists

So

[surreal dagger]

normal = 278 reg weapon

i should try to pug jailer H but nah

[pulsar trail]

Don’t

It’s not worth it

Pugging anything is so much pain

[surreal dagger]

265 main hand make me

[brazen eagle]

https://www.vanticatrading.com/post/germany-crypto-held-for-more-than-a-year-will-not-get-taxed

[merry orbit]

thinking anyone taxes on crypto currently

[livid socket]

thats not news is?

[waxen latch]

you didnt saw this channel when the beta came out right?

[brazen eagle]

the article came out 30 mins ago

[livid socket]

my dad has been saying that since he bought crypto

[cyan oxide]

Chat moves too fast

[brazen eagle]

oh

you are correct

[livid socket]

my dad showed me his portfolio again yesterday, shit's depressing

[merry orbit]

well everything is getting slaughtered atm

[brazen eagle]

are shares still on the fall?

[livid socket]

he said he kinda bought it for me and my brother so it better go up again

[cedar nest]

Uh oh

[pulsar trail]

Should’ve bought anvil gaming stocks instead

[waxen latch]

stop all connections, your dad is becomming a cryptobro

[livid socket]

idk man it changes like every 10 minutes when he showed it to me yesterday he said it was a lot higher than that morning again but for all i know it might be way down again

[cedar nest]

Any reason ge went with crypto instead of regular hedgefunds?

[livid socket]

nah he didnt buy more than he can afford no worries

even if it all turns into nothing he's more than fine

[waxen latch]

people heared that 5-6 guys got rich from crypto, so they think"oh boi, now its MY time!!!" @cedar nest

[pulsar trail]

I wish we could go back to simpler times when crypto was used to buy acid on Silk Road

[cedar nest]

Nah, like

[waxen latch]

not realising that for those 5-6 people, 10000000lost everything lol

[livid socket]

tbh mostly fun i think

[cedar nest]

If he did it for fun and he can afford it more power to him

[livid socket]

i know he is having fun watching his portfolio go up and down

he has a software company and although he doesnt really have much to do with the software part of it my guess is that he was put on the idea by employers

[brazen eagle]

why do i open twitter 🤦‍♀️

[merry orbit]

so i have lost around 7000€ since starting with stocks 4 years ago

lots of funs

[livid socket]

[waxen latch]

i mean, thats a troll

[hasty nova]

[brazen eagle]

yep

[hasty nova]

This is an extremely old meme

Like the 4th ever told on the internet

[soft pendant]

[sinful terrace]

happy friday vibe checker

[soft pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/its-friday-then-happy-walking-weekend-feels-gif-16096064

Me walking to work

[calm elbow]

#numbersign

[sinful terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/its-friday-there-gif-19063232

[merry orbit]

time to go to bed

[idle cipher]

!iq

[hollow raven]

99: Saryero IQ Classification: Dull

[idle cipher]

!tox

[hollow raven]

483: Saryero is hazardous toxic.

[soft pendant]

[merry orbit]

wake up in 5h to get ready for poe

[soft pendant]

[elder patrol]

@torn mural https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872496615892582511/974598265934852126/1524294040082350081.mp4

[livid socket]

you cant tell me there is not a little human inside the raven that controls it

[torn mural]

look at that maniac

[livid socket]

the way it moves is so humanlike

[torn mural]

ye I love it

[pulsar trail]

Good morning Jake

Hope you have a good day my friend

[hollow raven]

Ceverion(uwu): stupid bitch

[late quest]

Moroes wtf man

[hasty nova]

👋

[hollow raven]

scAth(uwu): cweawwy a skiww issue

[hasty nova]

This does make me wonder how many other birds do the little side step.

[livid socket]

can somebody edit "whats that!?" when the bird picks the dog's tail and then "must have been the wind" when it sits down again in that video?

[waxen latch]

@brazen eagle a job for you

[merry orbit]

[livid socket]

and then we doggo borks "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

i swear it will be 5mil youtube short video trust me

[hasty nova]

[cyan oxide]

Friday?

[merry orbit]

poeday

[cyan oxide]

https://c.tenor.com/m5fuoEMLkM0AAAAM/big-floppa-floppa.gif

[livid socket]

gotta get down on friday

[cyan oxide]

https://c.tenor.com/b36yEpUeexUAAAAM/floppa-friday-yay.gif

[hasty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-friday-friday-cat-cat-friday-gif-24004766

[livid socket]

i think im playing spectral throw @merry orbit

[merry orbit]

u fucking what now

[cyan oxide]

Yo same

[hasty nova]

Lol

[cyan oxide]

Miss spectral throw so much

[cyan oxide]

This is art

[late quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mycathurts-the-average-cat-the-average-cat-main-chad-gif-23494658

[calm elbow]

[brazen eagle]

huh, what?

[modest lion]

getting yelled at

[elder patrol]

[clever sleet]

Listen to her demands

[calm elbow]

Obey

[merry orbit]

the meow made yuki look up from her sleep

[waxen latch]

another proof that nova is evil

[modest lion]

[livid socket]

thats the equivalent of somebody saying "alexa" in a video

[livid socket]

king of the jungle

[calm elbow]

[waxen latch]

my friend suddenly went offline

and then sends me that pic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355817874050383873/974664970006581308/20220513_152941.jpg

[merry orbit]

Haha she was super confused when i stepped up on couch arm rest so i could peek in now when im not handicapped. Thought she was untouchable there

[calm elbow]

Tell him to buy a duster

[tropic skiff]

So cute

[tropic skiff]

She is just like u if you where a cat i think

[cyan oxide]

[calm elbow]

Cute cats time?

[tropic skiff]

Adorable

Shoutout to cats

[waxen latch]

isnt that the cats job

[tropic skiff]

I love them all

All size all shapes all colors

Shoutout to cats

[merry orbit]

suddenly ginger cat leg out of nowhere

[tropic skiff]

Calico ?

[late quest]

My sister got a new kitten

[tropic skiff]

Awwwww

The little grey guy ?

So cute

[calm elbow]

Idk breeds man

[merry orbit]

no the other one is the kitten

[tropic skiff]

All cats are kitten to me

20yo cat ? Still a kitten

They’re baby

[waxen latch]

not your youtube followers?

[late quest]

@tropic skiff cat pics pls

[calm elbow]

I like cats a bit

[tropic skiff]

Haven’t taken any new ones today

[elder patrol]

squad of cats

[waxen latch]

and no loaf

[tropic skiff]

Had this one last night where he had his tongue stuck out and was looking very pissed i woke him up

[merry orbit]

kinda impressive to get so many cats to play along tbh

[calm elbow]

🍞 ?

[tropic skiff]

Scariest thing is the poop tho

[late quest]

Straight up definition of cozy right there

[merry orbit]

whats scary about poop

[tropic skiff]

U just have a lot of it with this many cats specially if they’re always indoor

[calm elbow]

Only 4 of them stay when I get in bed, they just lay all over during the day

[tropic skiff]

Heaven tbh

[clever sleet]

Crazy cat man

[waxen latch]

@calm elbow my buddy just said"thats no dust,its cat hair"

[merry orbit]

can vacuum cat hair also

[late quest]

If I get sick, this is the bed I wish to perish in thanks

[waxen latch]

but what if you are a lazy fuck

[merry orbit]

u live in filth

and u stay filthy

[tropic skiff]

Not like gamers aint used to that

[merry orbit]

ok time to sleep for real now

[clever sleet]

[merry orbit]

Cya in 3.5 hours for patch

[cyan oxide]

See ya

[umbral whale]

dunno if Im even gonna play this league tbh

[livid socket]

@merry orbit to keep him awake

[umbral whale]

also how fucking long does it take to sell a token

[sinful terrace]

ping him every 30 minutes

[umbral whale]

[clever sleet]

Savior interlude is keem right? I’m not delusional

[serene crescent]

this is the best picture I've ever seen

[livid socket]

https://tenor.com/view/matu-keemstar-alex-talking-mad-gif-17392558

[elder patrol]

[livid socket]

@merry orbit https://www.outkick.com/calling-men-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules/
bald

[clever sleet]

Wrong keem pal

[waxen latch]

about to get cancled pal

[clever sleet]

Vaughn gonna make me act up on god

[serene crescent]

na he is a bald cunt though

[wise flume]

ok 6 cats is too many

[stoic folio]

there's never too many cats

[wise flume]

that makes you the pet in the house

[stoic folio]

it's just at 1 point you become an old crazy cat lady

[clever sleet]

Ash has 8

Iirc

[wise flume]

[clever sleet]

@calm elbow confirm?

My SO’s mom has 11

[wise flume]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-lady-the-simpsons-lisa-gif-5582286

[clever sleet]

It’s surprisingly not as bad as I’d think

A few ferals are sprayers tho

And that sucks

But it’s like a 3k+ sq ft house so there’s space

[soft pendant]

@merry orbit what are you playing this league

[serene crescent]

I had 6 cats growing up

[livid socket]

does "sprayers" refer to how the cats urinate?

[serene crescent]

it's onyl bad if they are indoor cats

spraying is marking territory

not pissing

[soft pendant]

Spraying with what

High fives?

It’s piss

[clever sleet]

Yeah but it’s more uh

[serene crescent]

yes but it's not pissing

[clever sleet]

Pungent

[serene crescent]

it's spraying

[wise flume]

it's even worse basically

[clever sleet]

Yeah the act of posing and spraying are two different things

Yeah it is

[soft pendant]

Gross

[clever sleet]

Like pee pads on the walls

[serene crescent]

yeah it's way worse

[soft pendant]

Is it a behavior

You can stop

[cyan oxide]

Tell the spraying cats they're cringe

[serene crescent]

it's part of the reason to get male cats neutered

[wise flume]

nah you gotta snip snip

exactly

[soft pendant]

@cyan oxide bring back pfp

[clever sleet]

They are

And they still do

[wise flume]

[surreal dagger]

you’ll get feral cats marking around the house and it’ll piss off your house cats

[clever sleet]

Fixing cats is something that’s like engrained in them. We fixed all the feral cats in our old apartment complex

[soft pendant]

It’ll

Piss

[cyan oxide]

You miss me boo

[soft pendant]

Them off?

[wise flume]

good one

[soft pendant]

[surreal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/understand-huh-what-rush-hour-do-you-understand-gif-15828389

[wise flume]

yes

[soft pendant]

My favorite outtake is Chris tucker saying “-after all we been through….? Rush hour 1? Rush hour 2?”

He a funny guy

What happened to him

[surreal dagger]

norm macdonald netflix special may 30th. rip norm

[soft pendant]

omg the weekly reset is out !

poggers!

[livid socket]

päggers

[surreal dagger]

peggers

[waxen latch]

Proggers

[livid socket]

preggers

[livid socket]

🇫🇷

flag_for_real

[torn mural]

[clever sleet]

Fr on god

[livid socket]

frongod

[surreal dagger]

#goodmorning

[torn mural]

clouds said 🔺

[livid socket]

@ashen ravine

[umbral whale]

yo can one of you mfs buy my token I need my 4set

[surreal dagger]

had to do a double take while driving.

[clever sleet]

Stay poor

[surreal dagger]

has someone told hataro the DH 4pc is useless?

[clever sleet]

Wait

He’s a demon hunter?

[shell sparrow]

agree

[waxen latch]

scheiß sniper meta

[clever sleet]

[cyan oxide]

It's not useless I promise

[clever sleet]

+150 DPS

Huge

[umbral whale]

yep

[clever sleet]

4p useless

[umbral whale]

im not getting it for the dps

im getting it to make it look like i do more dps

[cyan oxide]

[clever sleet]

@cyan oxide you listen to mr. morale yet?

[cyan oxide]

Pin that

[cyan oxide]

Yes sir

[clever sleet]

Max pins

Sorry king

[umbral whale]

im pugging to ksm

[clever sleet]

Thoughts?

[umbral whale]

my man

[clever sleet]

Ahhhhhh

That makes INFINITELY more sense then

Pugs wild

[soft pendant]

https://twitter.com/alexgmurd/status/1524800775179968513?s=21&t=W80nXZqzpLsOCVwVLyRBwg

Alex Murdoch (@alexgmurd)

i’ve started reading before bed instead of scrolling twitter and not only am i sleeping really well, but i also think i’m better than everyone

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[umbral whale]

yep

[cyan oxide]

United in grief / we cry together / auntie diaries / mother I sober are huge bangers

[umbral whale]

although I've kinda had no issues now

[cyan oxide]

Rest of the album is very meh

[umbral whale]

I get high IO and decent players in 15s/above 10s

[surreal dagger]

ksm pugging not bad. just 15s are a trap

[soft pendant]

Damn it’s almost as if io doesn’t mean anything ?

Crazy

[umbral whale]

well im 2 out of 3 of the cancer dungeons done 15s

so

only theatre left to do

[stoic folio]

we?

[surreal dagger]

you get stuck with people using 3p not knowing what to interrupt.

[soft pendant]

Or a dude who forgot to take off his orgrimmar cape

Who the fuck even goes there still

What do you need

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/974676886913450054/unknown.png

[cyan oxide]

Me yelling at my warlock in 20s to kick at least once in a dungeon

[surreal dagger]

i like the warriors that unload everything on pull

[cyan oxide]

Or to press dark pact

[umbral whale]

it doesn't mean nothing

I'll give you that

but I just played with a surv hunter this morning 2k io

who died on every boss of a SD

[surreal dagger]

2k is basically 1200

[soft pendant]

Die in 10 seconds ?
“Wtf threat?? Fuckin tank man press taunt”

[cyan oxide]

Me on bdk vs ret paladin bursting 0.5 sec after I touch a mob

"Bro does bdk not have any threat generator? I fucking died because of you"

[surreal dagger]

especially with fotm specs

[cyan oxide]

And I'm just sitting there thinking about commiting a hate crime

[clever sleet]

?

[surreal dagger]

i would 100% misdirect the other dps if they started pissing me off

[stoic folio]

I happen to have heard you call val the cat whisperer

[clever sleet]

She certainly is

[soft pendant]

My favorite line is hearing “who tricksed me??” Mid raid

[umbral whale]

I think I can get all 15s done this weekend