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I shouldn’t be able to kill a resto shaman through earthen wall, link, and personal wall
But I can
So that’s neat
It’s ridiculous lmao
The counter was dispel less than 2s sepsis was applied
And that’s ridiculous
Heal the dude for the 50k damage sepsis just did in 2s and dispel it
Just like what people said about Ret pallies “just kite them”
While you get cranked for a 20k wake of ashes from 20 yds away

Outlaw just tanking sepsis with 100k hp
dude
i legit killed people
that i wasn't even targeting
on my ret paladin
from 30 yards away

divine toll + conduit is fucking dumb as hell lmao
Just kite them
Thru bubble
They horse
enemy healer like 80% hp off to the side i'm not even looking at him, press divine toll, enemy healer dies
i'm just like
oh ok
I love that the class fantasy for ret pala in PvP has consistently been "do PvE damage in wings"
quadruple judgement proc to his face
this was through dark pact
💀
Do you run hidden blades for extra burst?
Just stack fok and unleash it when doing vendetta sepsis
nah that's an Adelgab maneuver
that little fucker
runs hidden blades, MA and the fok pvp talent
and goes for a 1 shot
dude that shit is hilarious
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
if he doesn't hit it, he leaves
bruh
Boon of azeroth buffed 
the halondrus nerf seems a little... weird?
There was the pvp tuning but where's the class pve tuning 
"Rogue:
Outlaw: Main gauche now makes your character /cry"
still waiting for the outlaw bugs to be fixed 
They'll buff affli to put into line with the other 2 warlock specs
Holondrus nerfs good
warlocks have simply been ignored for too long, blizzard hates them
i mean real talk
casual guilds were never
going to kill halondrus
without a massive nerf so
i'd say it's fine
same as painsmith last tier
yea
bro
so many people I knew were 5/10 lol
my crab isnt a boss anymore
yea exactly

idk seems like a bit much
but i don't think i've ever seen a boss get like removed from the game like that
like the boss was very doable already
yea
when they removed the shit triggering bombs
you have a brain and or hands
there's lots of guilds that take literally the entirety of the time
and even into the next tier
to get ce
this is for them lol
cool, subtract about 50 pulls from my estimate because of this change
xD
I just messaged the DH I'm carrying bombs with and I'm like wtf do we do now
just afk?

make sure he picks it up as intermission starts
on the side
then I step him and afk
tell him you'll arrive in ~1min
EZ
Holondrus is literally unkillable for 99% of the player base on mythic
(that doesn't mean the nerfs are okay)
What's wrong with the nerfs?
I think people are afraid the fight is completely gutted and won't be a challenge anymore
I got a clip for you
plus
our 2 warlocks lost their bomb
who wants to sweat on farm
and were freaking out about it in comms
bro the sub tier set is the best thing theyve ever added to the game
OMG WHERE'S MY BOMB
Wait
you won't even play 1 reclaim even with bad dps, intermissions will be walk and wait, and there's gaps in p3 so you can hard assign
??
This is a double tank run?
did one of them ask you why you're not funneling @hot crystal
Do u guys not have a TeamSpeak setup for bomb groups?
nope 
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT FUNNELING THIS TRASH MOB IN MISTS

the DH and I legit don't say a word
evisc 6th on damage 
and we've fucked up exactly 0 bombs
i legit had a guy try to tell me that the way you play rogue on sanguine is to only funnel evis to make sure mobs die at the same hp
black powder wasn't allowed
actual monkeys
you just have to have a strong romantic connection with your bomb partner and who needs comms
sometimes you want a mob to die early tho
feel the spark as they pick it up
I thought you unsubbed
that's it? you're done esra?
true this boss is hard af unfortch we didnt kill it before nerf got to p3 100 pulls 
been focusing on school and irl stuff
good for you man
yea lifes going real well since i quit

only thing that interests me in .5 is the pvp moun
I have a lot of friends on both factions, so I'm very excited to be able to play with them and push m+ again
gamer
after being dead on 4 pulls the previous raid 
blizzard voice is goated
@worthy banedidnt you and I play together
everyone else doesn't say shit unless like its an oh shit moment
I'm EU
someone else then
you probably got confused because kojack never fucking sleeps
@soft pendant have you seen the nerfs
like ever

why are you play sin when sub is meta
how
but then how are you supposed to sit there for 1.5s casting
and it's not the first time I got cornered like that
I started going inside the boss to leave room behind but others took that as free real estate 
dps loss
it was cool
true
skip mad because he can't play assa on halondrus
style points +1
😎
Im mad I cant play outlaw on halondrus*
oh the mouse is not captured
Skips mad he's still on holondrus 
you can solo blind your mob
What
yessss great spec
im on anduin
skip killed it 1 week before me
you literally said that exact same line a week ago and I told you I was on anduin
dodged the nerfs
and then you posted that I blue parsed because I ran a ranged bomb
do it again now
2nd time will be funnier

rule of 3s
To what
Oh yeah
Charge Exposure duration increased to 32 seconds (was 16 seconds) in Mythic difficulty.
Time required for Volatile Charges to trigger a Charge Detonation increased to 30 seconds (was 10 seconds) in Mythic difficulty.
Yeah I saw 
stick to lost ark
lol
bud
we will fucking die to those nerfs I swear
id out parse u on wow you come to lost ark you'll have to play support to get mvps
Nothing personnel, kid 
now you can literally leave it on the ground and pick it up once per phase
as you wont get reclaims
ur fucking garbage
💀
boss is going to be way easier
@native flower outlaw still one of the top 5 specs on halondrus though 
stay in your office old man
right
what?
I killed it before the nerfs
ur baiting fucking sucks
you need to get better
if you need inspirations look at guy's twitter
wh
cares is a friggin video game

fuck me, I missed my chaos gate
Brain damage
wait you were benched for halondrus?
wtf
We have too much melee
L
The other melee
why would rogue be benched on hallyd?

Cause I’m performing poorly
that's legit rogue's best fight in the entire fucking raid
maybe they have 5 enha shammy



@wheat onyx do you do gift vouchers for coaching? help my mans out
I'd like a free trial
Lmao don’t even tag guy
too late
guy HATES his friends

he will only look at them if you send him 500 USD / hour
sub isnt worth learning anyways 
ask whispyr or cev
yOuR lOgS bLuE cAnT cOmE pRoGrEsS
It’s fine I’m gonna go workout
idk what spec you're even playing thes days
Zyzz was right

you're a man lost in the mist
are u gonna smoke after u workout
I coached jake
Im just not a great coach
Zyzz 

I need to practice my zyzz stance
jizz?
lol
@soft pendant what spec are playin?
Jake. Stop learning how to play specs and learn how to get some bitches!
Biggest true out there

just be an assa rogue.
Man
they get chicks
@worthy banethis new chaos gate feature
or cats
one of the two
Maybe a border collie
what is hard abt sub
nah. SV hunters get BCs
what do you find hard*
managing your CD with mechanics
jake not a zoomer. muscles too big so cant rapid fire shadow dance
Timings I guess. My biggest mistake is shit like
just blast as assa. fuck sub
Popping a symbols dance right before a mote spread on lihuvim for example
are you forced off the boss?
unless ur running a bomb that should basically never happen
@soft pendant install bigwigs
@ashen ravine good idea
Yeah ima turn on sound countdowns for everything
far right?
I did that for jailer LOS
you had positions for jailer?
First week of skolex mythic I got hit by 10 blue orb
lmao
and then I made a countdown
Yeah twelve people get motes
Yeah I should be working out
oh
Bbl
look

BBL?


having specific positionings on lihuvim is kinda cringe
we just yolo away from boss
obviously we try to stack up and away from boss
but I saw some shit where people made 2 stacks
and cleared all of them
literally 0 point to clear them lol

yeah we never do positions except its essential
like halondrus melee run people just started to have their path over the pulls
lol wtf
not shit talk
!moroes legs or chest
Jake.: legs

So right big guy
worst scenario
You don’t get aesthetic if you don’t do legs
@soft pendant come meet me on anduin bench
Scientifically proven

ur so lucky

my RL is rogue
aids fight
lol
I’m so glad I’m benched on anduin lol
wtf
Fight is A S S

bad guilds never bench their rogue GOD
wtf why cant I progress with my alt???
whats wrong with it
I mean
@peak solar would you deadlift on a Smith or do RDLs?
That's the case for every encounter
Well I think it was his main
and he rerolled to rogue
this tier
last tier
to get dagger
and I have a warrior alt but I cba
Necrosin on lords is bad?
fuck rerolling
prolly is good
Isn’t 2T supposed to be THE assa role
I will have to learn it I think
I want to play sub till the tier is over
I cba learning sin
really
but

I asked RL last night and he goes “prob benching both rogues for that”
no aoe cd
looks aids as fuck
aoe cd fight
hitting 2 targets > hitting 1 target
assa is good on lords no ?
I mean
venedetta hits 1 target
is it only target with vendetta that gets their dots go faster or all dots?
Deadlifts on smith machine? 
Even if it’s th me best for rogues
I dont really know much about it
vendetta is a debuff
You think this apt gym has free bars?
all dots on the target
holy fuck why havent i seen that raccoon before?
its a debuff applied to the target
I see
Rogue is so dogshit
Idk if I will see LOD but looks like a cringe fight
6 healing
like

Idk man I’d just do RDLs on a smith if that’s all I had. Seen dudes wreck their back trying deads on a smith
we take thsoe
HOLD UP

THEYRE BRINGING BACK TALIYAH AOE
I will play league again please god
Riot do the right thing
quick bulking tip: small puppies are 10k calories and homeless people are roughly 125k calories
the cut finna be insane

show patch notes
All my work gym has is a smith machine. I’m trying to make them sell and buy a cheap barbell/plate set up
It's not it's just a post from riot august
Smith blows
Actually anti-gains
Scientifically proven
The average person just can’t be trusted with free bars tho
Wishing you a very happy hamstring gains
I never have and never will deadlift I stay away from anything that is easy to cause injury because I am a monkey 
I prefer free weights and bars mostly lol
I used to be super into calisthenics before lifting
Yea but I’m injury prone so they scare me 
The Arnold’s of the leg workouts

@viral kernel 
no?
Why are you excited it's no different other than -2 player so
are u dumb?
Its 5v5 instead of 6v6
mfs really be like y u are happy
o du understand how different the pace of the game is with 5v5 rather than 6v6
Just ignore Hataro
lmfaooo
holy shit
he better have.
its the dawn of a new age
Plode read it

And that’s all that matters
I read it
It's still ow. Shoot into big shield till everyone has ults

the classics
Barely any shields anymore
ur literally stupid
Orisa was completely reworked without a shield
Game is saved 
when u say stupid things like this this only confirms my statement
-1 tank, and tanks have weaker shields
"JUST SHOOT SHIELDS TILL ULTS"
Literal 
I'm willing to bet anything that hataro has never touched the game
and is just spewing back something he heard or read
ow used to bang bro i miss dive
Ye I did i played alot when dive was a thing
not played overwatch in like 2 years but looking forward to being worlds best player again for a few days
I quit when Brigitte was released
I’m just happy sheilds are gone that shit is omega cringe
Is Plode joining the gang tomorrow
need to take all the books off my mousepad
Drop the battle tag and we got you guy Lok and maybe bodeeny
plode is EU
beta tomorow
can
ff14 ultimate drops tomorrow so i might be a lil occupied
can crossplay
oh did you have to sign up for beta
@tawny coral hey babe, I was at the gym when I realized the love we had bolstered my gains. Wishing you were here with me - xoxo hope you’re well
Plode#2131
why dont you get daps 

i feel like getting out of bronze in any fps game is like the do you have a mouse connected to your computer check
i placed silver in ow way back when i started
somehow I placed just below diamond
i climbed up to diamond by the time i quit
i mean ow isnt an aim game
its really not
well unless u play the aim heros
my aim still isnt that good
He says this because he mains tank and support
My aim is trash
not in terms of skill in the game
I played some aim heroes
That’s why I play monkey
i exclusively forgo all strategy in overwatch and complain its not like cs
diamond is like top 10
% or smth
babe
or was
I think when I played ranked I mostly played soldier zarya and reinhart
Zarya is so fun
there are lots of aim heroes in ow
Rein zarya is amazing
buit ow is much more mechanics than it is aim
Zarya is goated
Fun playing aim heroes like Mcree or hanzo when mf just stand there with a big ass shield
Really fun
at flicking to targets

You do know that’s not the meta right
mf sure likes to speak on games he dont even play!!!!
htatro be like i hate the overwatch meta that i think is currently happening
Mf still in a wow discord when he hasn’t played it in a year
Well honestly that is the reason ow has died
Cause it just isnt as skillful as other shooters
what?
???
Official Overwatch 2 Hyper Thread
(Hataro is banned from skyhold)
hataro really be like yeah idk i stopped playing wow cuz the melee meta was so unfair, DK just felt better than every other melee in this raid
i would rather hataro talk about how he wants workers to have shit wages so he can have a cheaper burger
than hear his video game takes

Oh god I remember that convo
wait till hataro realizes what an office is 💀
i think some peple just stay for the cool content
like this dark souls experienced raccoon
We literally explained to him why low wages are not the facilitator of cheap burgers and showed there’s literal examples of other countries that pay their McDonald’s workers very fairly while still maintaining the same prices and he just went in other news they don’t deserve a good wage for unskilled work I like cheap burgers 
yea put the kids on the little tunnels they do better there too as well
I stay here for the funny emotes @torn mural gets every once in a while
why am i expecting xqc to get banned from beta for toxicity
Well no you never
The only person on here that actually had a worthwhile discussion about wages with me was seli

He's the only person who even provided data to refute anything I said
I know I’ve had conversations with you about wages especially for retail work
seli is also the only person i can see arguing with a literal brick wall in this server
And even then it was economic data that also provided support for my position onnminimim wage
Where you called it kid work that didn’t deserve good wages and I showed you that the majority of retail workers are 25-40

The fact is I cant have a conversation with most of you as you dont have the understanding of how wages impact a business
Seli at least has a background in economics



To be fair you have to have a high iq to understand economics
Shut it
To be fair you have to have a low iq to argue with hataro
BASED
Based af
I have seen him argue with Hataro many times
@inner wadi guess what it’s time for
🐉
You don’t understand how wages work
Mhm
good talk
Dumb dumb
ook ook
!tox
464: DK is hazardous toxic.
!iq
125: DK IQ Classification: Superior

'if youre flipping burgers why should you make more than someone doing construction'
fair point
however
both are underpaid

i love the mitch jones tradition of finding stupid 1 shots
panda this
you don't love me like you love mitch jones 😦
ye the good ol' arcane mage delete button
it's hilarious until it happens to you lmao
last season venruki fucking destroyed me with it
very cool 2100 game
going up against venruki
lmao

also i picked that one and not the obviously best case scenario one of him doing 84k bowling
at least the 64k is a real game
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That also came up in the conversation that every job is basically underpaid
And one person being taken advantage of doesn’t justify everyone being taken advantage of instead everyone should be paid fairly, something something rising tide raises all ships
think of the poor business owners?
they will literally die if they paid livable wages to workers it just cant be helped
If you can’t afford to pay your workers you can’t afford to run a business and maybe your business model is trash 
who is on/has killed jailer

is on
killed.
exactly, if workin fast food pays more than construction and people start quitting to go work fast food... guess you'd better figure out why theyre leaving as the owner of the cons. company
I didn't even kill Jailer on normal yet
I have aotc, do you need coaching?
Some mfer be fighting the horny jailer here fr
I think I'm bad at hunter
📠
It's really impressive that I single man made something as internationally profound as Twitter.
bruh every question heard's lawyers are asking today is getting objected to
theyre just asking the same question over and over again lol
What they on today?
No heresay please
Hearsay 
oh its not hearsay today
Though they should really be interrupting and having the answer stricken from the record as inadmissible and not objecting... But w,e
Oh poggers ambers lawyer learned a new word today?
no the objector is his lawyer
Oh
all the questions are basically did u or did u not only sue the author of the op-ed
objected to
"did you only sue amber as the auther of the op ed instead of the publisher"
objected to
I’d honestly be surprised if Johnny doesn’t win at this point unless they pull out some hard ass evidence
Yea and it does seem pretty easy to show damages
What evidence is strong enough to top the bed pooper evidence? 
their evidence is basically
"well people wrote articles about you that were negative and you didnt sue them"
Like he was the star of pirates and they dropped him after the articles
Didn’t you post this yesterday
yes
Where the dan-o? /s
bacon wrapped oreos
You want em that bad huh 
see after i heard about fried oreos
They don't even look cooked...
everything can be real
LOL
yeah, its weird isnt it
Fried Oreos are actually pretty fucking good
Yeah but Scottish people deep fry literally everything man
@tropic skiff have you heard of deep fried mars bar doe? 
when someone writes an op-ed about 'totally not you' right after divorcing you
they probably know you a lot more personally than some fuckin idiot random tabloid writer

Most importantly, only one article was written based on an interview.
I think I'm pretty sure
There’s a couple media platforms just straight up showing hella bias for heard too
Really just vultures honestly
Like E!
i dont believe u
base oreos suck already
that has NEVER happened in the history of narccisists
They decent u cappin
the general public is heavily in depps favour right?
they low mid ad best
true
the general public is seeing it as he's a wife beater lol
I have not seen a single person who has paid any attention that is on her side
Sus, they vegan too
the people on her side are the ones consuming the sound bites of her 5 second recordings of him yelling at her
the ones she recorded
mind u
and ? sucking dick is vegan too and i doubt u like it 🤨
Heavily edited sound bites
his response was pretty funny. "Ye I assaulted some cabinets"
yes but he didnt get enough reactions on it so he has to post it again
the evidence of abuse she was so quick to get when its just audio but somehow all those bruises she got were never photographed
My favorite thing about this is that most of those people are not listening to the sound bite and they just hear a man screaming
if u like it that's fine tho

just like oreos
Nah just memeing lol
Yea
It’s fucking gross
i mean on god bro deep fried oreos are pretty good
Even during her initial interview her expressions are just like .... bitch
on jah on god ?
on jesus
deep fried just means surrounded by a donut
Deep fried Reese’s go hard as fuck also
Way better than Oreos
thank god he fought to have it televised
Deep fried Reese’s are fucking orgasmic
Only had them stoned though so that probably makes a big diffy 
Yea it’s literally so obvious how much smug satisfaction she’s getting out of it
Just fucking weird

kentucky fried cat
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oh wow that thumbnail is garbage lmfao
ONE SMILE EXPOSED HER
Those thumbnails are so fucking funny dude
yeap
well, body language is hard to interpret for some ppl tbf
i'm analysing ur body language and i think u need to find some bitches
This lady is a known sociopath, she could be smirking about literally fucking anything
She could be sitting there remembering that McDonald's has spicy chicken nuggets and courts almost out

probably thinking about the dump she took on his bed
What if she refers to herself as the dog?
LOOOOOL
he called her a dog once in a text 8 years before they were dating and she took it over as a personality
so really, she's saying it was her dog soul
pooping on his bed
she cant be held responsible for that
Im starting sharp objects
He basically asked her to do it
ya
this looks like girlboss' true detective
season 1 of true detective haven't watched the rest
And you can see here, as she's walking out of the courtroom, she has a particular swing to her step, as if to taunt Johnny once again with the shitting of the bed
or maybe she's thinking about choccy milk
she shakes her ass while glaring at him as if to imply "and i'd do it again, bitch"
i be on my trial for triple manslaughter and look like this

her defense is "no u"
Almost as much as depps bed that day 
People need to stop thinking that objecting is only to questions though this is kind of getting exhausting.
oh no you can do it to answers too
Ok but the lawyer is objecting their own question
Do note that objecting to hearsay is literally always because of the answer that is or would be given
It is an objection to the submission of evidence
And they are entirely allowed to do that, thou they should have simply interrupted and asked for what was given as an answer whether complete or incomplete to be stricken from the record as inadmissible hearsay.
lmao that clip. The mix of "but you asked the question" and depp giggling is perfect.
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someone tped my neighbors house 
who else excited for diablo immo on pc
maybe?!
you cant get 285 from m+
bra wat

maybe theyre not extending rude jake!!
Bloodborne has NOT been announced for PC as of 25 April 2022.
630
ye
we JUST started crab prog last week
and our initial plans of extending have now potentially changed
bc of crab nerfs

(we werent gonna extend this upcoming reset regardless)
Good word
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hmm
heardle probably easier if you don't listen to weird shit like i do
it got weird shit sometimes also
i mean i mostly listen to the most random assortment of shit
I got wide range I listen to also
oh you got the obscure taste 
i mean its not like mainstream stuff is bad
i just don't fall into listening to that a lot

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