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like minalba theres some fucked shit that goes on but overall its pretty good
Lemme go to a soccer stadium when they’re not playing, sounds fun
We have cegep and then Uni
there is literally nothing to do outside of London and coastal towns
literally nothing
Cegep = college
I see I see
hey a lot of stadiums have museums and stuff
!Pf
They're different in Canada, college is more job oriented
Probably worse
is it like community college
I know the good part in the us is pretty good, I just don't know how bad the bad is
Yea i just wanted to go somewhere near me
Or trades
Man City’s museum is when they got bought by saudis and started buying success?
Hard pass
Qc is gr 7-11 for highschool and then cegep is like gr12+1st yr uni then uni iirc
soccer? you mean oopsie doopsie ballie kicky
yeah i couldnt tell you ive only lived the good, sheltered suburban white kid checking in
Dont quote me i only went to mcgill kekw
Steroid abuse I heard
wait
More like “I WAS TOUCHED HY HIM, RED CARD!!!”
go to old trafford instead
i didnt mean to @ skip
Hand egg has confused my smol American brain
Wrong person u telling this to bro
meant to @ minalba
steroid in sports? oh my god who would do that

sorry skip
Fuck Man U
learn how they ruined the club by being bad at spending money 
MonkaW, dawson
now im outta names of cegeps
read when i @tame hedge skip
lorgok juiced for rwf
Yeah skips brown not white
fuck no I @ ed ed
He’s white in America
Unlucky
it's alright everything is gonna be ok
last time i communicate in a league game bro
Hello @native flower my fellow Caucasian brother from the MENA region
im with the boys bud
Down catastrophically

What a reference
you read what i said right
How many Americans know about the MENA region
Did mythic d'sausage for the first time last night 
I just want my own box on the census bro
middle east north africa @unreal quiver
I want to feel like I matter
suburban life looks weird but that's me I guess
i always identified that the persian kids and shit were different culturally and whatever
???????????????????????????????????????
what does this even mean
Idk
Oddly enough, Persians are ethnically white
Kinda just typed it and pressed enter
i dont go to private school and never have
As are punjabis
if thats what you mean
In 300 they were brown
I didnt come to canada to live in the middle class 
yeah jake gyllenhaal is persian
My mum would slap you for that on god
I watched nightcrawler earlier
Banger
According to the US government, same thing
Same, not here to live middle class struggles 
So u also copied Ninja's hair colour? Nice
im glad my parents did whatever
I got Arab parents bro, my dad would’ve fucking killed me
I am happy to live on daddys money all my life
sure but like middle eastern in general feels different than us with like ancestors from europe n shit so i think you guys deserve to claim it and get whatever benefits and stats to help you guys out
so you're telling me you couldn't call your mum a cunt for banter
why live
Ramadan next week I turn monk mode for a month then I can resume
Bruh
I hate not listening to music
How is that banter
I’m white washed enough to go with it, we’re halal habibi
bruh skip is muslim
My dad would smack me insta for that
Bad rng
not like actually cunt, but cunt
And he’d be right
Why is that unlucky
And choose your next words very carefully

No alcohol limited meat
OI CUNT HAVING A LAFF
Again, how is that unlucky?
isnt being indian also limited meat usually
I dont think thats unlucky
mum says something stupid > what are you talking about you silly cunt > mum laughs
The practical aspect of religion is heavily over enforced imo should be more about what you believe
very pog interaction
But that's just me
That’s literally what we believe
Having to follow rules and shit idk
that's the culture idk
Like having to go gurdwara and shit I never vibed with that
I get where you're coming from, but that's just a different culture
what about the elderly? You hate them huh

Religion shouldn't have to tell you to donate to charity
idk why you would call someones religion unlucky tho kinda
If they ain’t poor they ain’t gettin shit
like its your choice to stick with it

I practice but i dont do 5 prayers a day bc thats just impossible unless you can do it, im not very good at being muslim but my parents arent strict abt it
@native flower i think its time to go get mcdo yep
Ye ofc
poor orphans only
That's why is said that's just me
called taxes over here
i have a doctors appointment tomorow morning i gotta sleep
The goal isn’t to be perfect, the goal is to strive to be better than yesterday
@native flower gn homie
I love this
My dad says this twice a day at least
idk like i like bacon but if it gives you some spiritual benefit that kind of thing could be worth
But that's not anything to do with religion right that's just something you should try to follow as a human dude
Your dad’s a great man
For sure but if you need a book to tell you to be a nice person then idk
A lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to just up and move your entire life for your family’s benefit
if you need parents and life experience to tell you to be a nice person then idk
Nature + nurture makes you who you are fundamentally
calm down descartes
110%
Kinda have to have someone to set you a path regardless of what it is
religion can be part of nurture
Just let people live 
The only unlucky thing I could imagine is being forced to follow religion if you don’t want to
yeah thats mad unlucky
Ye
What



Ye that’s the problem a lot of people have with religion tbh. Forcing beliefs on people never works well for anyone involved
@native flower go to sleep
MY MAN IS LUCID
That’s why I’m big on just letting people live their lives

you dont need a omnipotent dude with a beard to derive your morals from
i literally had a good experience with religion and i came out with a dislike for organized religion 
Hope you have a wonderful start into the week
I'm big on just letting people down
That’s why I don’t believe in religious rituals for kids. They don’t know what that is, they haven’t made that choice
good monday everyone
Some people do unfortunately need the threat of hellfire to not be pieces of shit
Ofc u do, ppl like to follow and live within a structured lifestyle
i think brazil and colombia have good theats to not be pieces of shit
problem is other people get caught in the wayfire
but you can
Thanks Seli. I actually do, one doc out of three ready
pog
Hope you have a better one than me
i have today and tomorrow off
yea those weeks will be fucked too
then u can day raid
i hate hotels and airports
new discord bug
because i rocked ur moms world yday and my pfp got no juice left
your lotad looks like it needs some help man
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DONT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVe
ITS MY FAAAAULT
DONT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
you make my earfquake somethin somethin somethin something heart break
bro this shit looks like a facebook mom meme template
RIDING AROUND; YOUR LOVE IS SHAKING ME UP AND ITS MAKING MY HEART BREAK
ur such a homie vaughn 
"yo let's use this nice tech to authenticate documents / trivialize bureaucracy" --> no let's make shit art and launder money
whats that will smith slap thing about i missed it
oscars
VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock
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he slapped someone at the oscars? 
ricardos
wait the oscars happened this weekend?
and the albertos
chris rock was making jokes at people in the auidence
he made a joke about will smiths wifes balding situation
will smith laughs, his wife is visibly upset at the joke
will smith then walks on stage, slaps him and then says "keep my wifes name our your fucking mouth"
chris rock is stunned, whole audience is stunned
goes back up on stage in 30 minutes to receive an oscar, he then talks about how hes a "man of love and repsect" - does not apologize for slapping chris rock for 1 small joke
audience then cheers for him @livid socket
thats the gist of it
breh
if it wasnt for the flat of the hand
Id have straight out thought it was a punch based on the velocity
ye lol
he slaps like an actor bro
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
looks like shit ud see in a movie
practice makes perfect
thats what I didnt understand
I saw him laugh about the joke
and then randomly walk up and slap him
I had to rewatch like 4 times and still didnt get how he just laughs then slaps him and gets pissed but ig his wife prolly told him
probably got "the look"
defending his wifes honor or whatever
if you see how far up into her skull Jada is rolling her eyes, and how she shifts uncomfortably then yaknow...
doesnt make will less of an ass in the situation though
shouldve talked to him after or something idk
I think it would be funny if he pressed charges
LMAO
i cant get over the fact he didnt apologize
and people fucking clapped for him
actual toxic masculinity
and ppl are defending it

insane people are syaing shit like "hes defending his wifes honor" like dude

PD already confirmed he aint
bro like
psure he just didnt understand it, laughed cause there was an obvious punch line
looked at this wife, saw she was visibly upset/distraught
maybe the joke was in poor taste but thats not an excuse uk
and then walked up
bad taste joke =/= getting assaulted
if he wanted to be a real "man" he probably should have pulled him aside after the oscars
and been like "aye bro, i dont appreciate that"
yeah thats what im saying
true, moshpit in the streets
LOOOOL
Also @ cali gamers
Could have even addressed it in his award speech 
Will smith and Kanye probably hanging out too much
i still think it was staged
so people would talk about a dead event
that no one cared about in almost a decade
i mean fair
bro
Probably
celebrities are insane
but it seemed like a legit smack
how tf is this staged
????????????
everybody says this shit at every big event like this
heyo
"oh the taylor swift kanye west?? STAGED!!!"
Animal crackers in my soup.

event about actors "how is this acted out"
"oh the taylor swift kanye west?? STAGED!!!"
Taylor swift? More like Taylor Sniff.
Kanye was seen drinking all night long though
sus
So it’s more believable than a dude who’s wife has literally been getting ran through and hasn’t done shit about it suddenly slapping Chris rock for a joke
outlaw bugs are staged
Everyone is an NPC but you
we live in a simulation
We live in a society
outlaw bugs are just a "feature" of the spec
you hear about danny devitos onlyfans
How much
imma need a link, seems important Kappa
I sleep in jeans
What the fuck
No one sleeps in jeans bro get out
no no no, chat wasnt moving fast enough... now we all gunna talk about it
Man the Chris Rock thing huh?
Yeah made a comment about will smith sleeping in jeans, goes off and slaps him, weird..
facts
Couldn't relate tbh
is it against tos to sell wow coaching for real money
nani
prolly not if ur not boosting thru content while doing it
ye prolly ok then

my man is about to get burned like a smoothie
i feel like i shoulda been doing that if i coulda made real money and not just gold off it

Do you play in a death metal band?
its not against tos no
i have a buddy who does it for unite/league and iirc it isnt against TOS
i played all kinds of metal
ahahaha
Sick
wanna coach me for free too? ill pay in exposure on my twitter Kappa
lmao
same shit as when i have to teach people meraki or ruckus things
coaching how to bench?
i get paid extra

nah that costs extra
coaching on how to keep the bench the optimal temp
I can coach yall on how to gray parse
Split-champion tips
i can't wait to retire
its actually harder to get grey than anything else
thats the dream
not if ur me 🙂
i shall follow in your footsteps
Let me coach you
the only way to get a gray is be dead the majority of the fight lol
I will show you the way
@merry orbit 
Shhhh don't give away my secrets!
i can show u how to do it while being alive 100% of the fight 
lmao
It'll work eventually. He can't immune all of them.
why isnt my 6combo kidney not working on ryga?
stun dr
Everyone else is doing the same thing
need a DR tracker
only got a dn tracker
Back in my last guild, I told the gm I didn't want to raid since I mained pvp right? So I told her that I would join BUT I would treat the boss like pvp. I was on my DK at the time. She asked me why my damage was low and I told her that I was spending my runes on Chains of Ice.
why leak my logs
man wtf is this will smith shit rn lmfao how is anyone defending that
The raid was for fun so I wasn't messing with prog or anything.
damn, didnt know u were me 

have you killed one boss and died
talk shit, get hit 
true
like if im catching up to this shit correctly chris made kind of a shit joke, will laughed, then decided he was mad and walked up to slap him
Didn't his wife give Will a mean look and them Will slapped Chris?
you can put yourself inside his wife's mouth but the second you put her name into yours...
no the reaction i got from watching her face was a literal 
I can most certainly put myself in his wife's mouth 💀
you can theyre in an open marriage and he'll apologise for her cheating
i think so but will iis kinda a simp seems like
Yall gotta remember will probably ascended to Prayer level 45 in the scientology church for that stunt
also hit prayer level 69 in osrs at same time

bro will is a scientologist
no wonder chris got slapped then he missed his protect from melee prayer flick
deserved
we love scienntology
Scienntology
but yeh ppl are defending will and it's nonsensical
imagine if I got a license to slap every time one of yall dumbfucks post a dogshit meme
Xenu lookin kinda spicy

you'd never slap anyone
i mean like
banger memes only
yeah comedians use some off color jokes that are kinda, ehh
but this isn't one of them
i mean, you do?
hear me out... amazon game studio is called AGS so that ppl who playy osrs will see it higher on google than arma god sword and buy their games

I thought it was funny.
Nono, I am judge, judry and executioner
LMAO
Judry?
and you know who you would never slap? ramlu
ramlu never misses
Judry koffing presiding
stalone?
Would the Judry Foreman please come forward
all the times Id be able to slap skip 
or guy
he will slap ramlu and then get sent to the shadow realm
surprised skip isnt banned yet
same kinda
skip 


Consider it charity for the less fortunate
comic relief
Save the Kids kinda deal
like live aid but OT
Yall see the monky?
Oh no... Anyway
oof
oh noooo the sin channel cfs will have to answer more questions
come here slap me
agreon be like:
If Skip has 1,000,000 fans, then I am one of them. If Skip has 10 fans, I am one of them. If Skip has 1 fan, then that is me. If Skip has 0 fans, then I am no longer on this earth. If the world is against Skip, I am against the world.
#skipdidnothingwrong
Skip Vol. 2
he muted or something?
#sendgoldtoDrheelzontherealmAzsharaandyoullbecomerichirl
psure we banned people who actually contributed in meaningful ways to specchannels once every blue moon for less
cap, send gold to me and ill double it 🙂
i double it in 2 trade's DW
i remember getting muted or somthing, then skip saved me and got me unmuted 🙂
bot kept deleting my messages and i was confused af why so i kept spamming and broke the bot
the fact youre not banned yet esra is beyond me
i'm a good boi
Average DK main
true, esra is good boi

and a few cool people too
what
coach me, ill pay in exposure on my IG to 7.5 followers
I cant sleep
oh sht skip is back
lmao
Skip mains dk
i'm taking break from wow rn no coaching
it's cos you heard them talking shit
id rather quit
frost dk is kinda pog ngl

frost dk is fun
Imagine being esra. Been on the discord for solid idk 5 years, still confused why posts get autodeleted.
That's awesome
lol
could have stopped at imagine being estra
Based

yea you don't wanna be me
im joking!
How the fuck are you so based today
imagine being estragon
detroit > military > persian gulf > college is not a fun lore
oh i forgot homeless before military
sounds like avg community college gamer lore 
i am currently in community college
what about being on a boat 🚣♂️
Two comments he made today mde me laugh
wtf is this shit
i have a buddy in the Navy here in canada and they cant swim 
esra the type of guy to hear "thanks for your service" then go on a rant about the military-industrial complex
wut that's literally required to join here lmao
esra prolly like me where they hear it and just cringe and die inside a lil
yea basically this

nah like they "passed" the swim test thing with a lifevest but barely
i either say your welcome or just nod
✦ ˚ * . . ✦ , . . ゚ . . , . ☀️ . . . ✦ , 🚀 , . . ˚ , . . . * ✦ . . . . 🌕 . . ˚ ゚ . . 🌎 , * . . ✦ ˚
LOL
bruh that's actually crazy
so now they need one at all times while on the deck at sea KEKW
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
good thing they work inside the ship
i would roast mans so hard
swimming kinda goated though boats suck
and dont go outside
boats make me sick bro
What's outside?
maybe they are a pirate
i do that every time i see theem, get them mad and just hop in a pool or the ocea or any water 
what they gunna do? yell at me and stay mad?
yuh, they live beside the ocean so its not far
Sometimes I wanna be a fish and be caught by a grizzly bear.
nah we hunt drugs in the Caribbean 🙂
.>
usually the funnest assignment
true
especially when you get to blow the smugglers boat up with a grenade launcher

sorry can't return boat to home country it sank
somehow
same tbh
although mostly just wanna be a firetruck
That's a good one too
and wee woo around putting out fires
"we found it like that" boat on fire sinking
oh @peak solar u seen the US ship vs lighthouse recording? its actually funny af
that was satire right
no
which one?
the one with the italian (?) lighthouse
yea i love that joke
no
its actually real, its basically the US version of the chinese coast guard meowing at the US plane crew
then you've got the chad ukrainians telling the russians to go fuck themselves

that's not a respectful enough salute

dont forget the GigaChad ukrainian farmers yoinking free russian tanks
The lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend describes an encounter between a large naval ship and what at first appears to be another vessel, with which the ship is on a collision course. The naval vessel, usually identified as of the United States Navy or Royal Navy and generally described as a battleship or aircraft carrier, requests that the...
its not real
its real like american vandal
look at mizu backpaddling 🛶
Is cream cheese suppose to be salty?
no?
Wrong
some1 skeeted on yo cheese
It's super salty




Wordle 282 X/6*
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started so well
u wanna have that discussion that u had of someone being bad for only hitting 6/6 on a similar thing
wordle: outlaw edition
no bcuz this was a dumb word
i was there it was me and mata
yeah vaughn obviously you just got unlucky man
sucks
it was me and moxy 





i miss moxy man
with miz and with xqc

!pf
!pf
lmfao
I just saw this
I kept seeing memes
and watched it
at first I thought it was a joke or something
he was actually mad

bruh fuck todays wordle lol
literally 40 combinations if you don't have the first letter....
cant on hard mode
you had the added information that it would be a word that most people wouldnt guess first
Man
nah but i removed a lot of letters with other guesses
Sleeping with jeans and socks is super comfy
hence lesser pool
they have 4000 people suing them 
what the
That's why hardmode isn't a real game mode because you get impossible combos
Good fuck Elon
Or you just have to rng
Wordle 282 6/6
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At the end I went through all the consonants left and used a word that had 3/4
So I could determine which it was
Wait wtf
That is some EXTREMELY racist shit
Fuck whoever running that factory right in the face
Yeah fr
And fuck Elon too
Ngl Ive never even seen racism in California I'm surprised
Ok against latin Americans I have seen it
Or asians
But not against black people
I mean it’s everywhere people just hide it when they don’t feel comfortable spouting off around others
So that's pretty surprising I guess yeah
Why they have insane food for like $5
Bruh fr
Hell yeah taco trucks
Shit went so hard
because they hate food with any flavour
How dare you season my chicken !!!!
I have a British coworker who's dietary restrictions are
"I only eat bland food that is white or beige"
I'm serious
Mans not living life
tea and biscuit's? 
He put that down as a food restriction

I wish I could just be so not in need of dopamine I could just eat plain chicken breasts and be happy
that mans brain gotta be a dopamine machine
that mans just giga into lack of dopamine
brain creates negative dopamine
Nah he produces so much he just don’t need external sources lol
Wakes up on the right side of the bed head ass
Or he could possibly be the anti christ
true... time to lock them up in Guantanamo 
ok time to sleep its 6am and i start work at 11
YEP
gn
Yep this is my favourite will smith meme
gn
Nice preview
How you doing Seli?
it probably thinks dwayne johnson's bald head looks like a penis
This is my reality for now
Meth

frost set + 4 set?
any guild close to yoinking #2 from liquid?
how far is pieces
don't think Liquid gives a shit if they are 2nd or 5th
it's 1st or nothing for them
yeah, motivation went down when Echo got it
their mental went when they realized echo would get it before them
Great for their sponsor
yeah but they play for world 1st
if they are not first it doesn't really matter what place
still think they want 2nd
and i dont think any eu will take it before they get even more gear from tomorrows reset if t hey dont kill it tonight
so prolly safe anyway
who are method feeding dagger and how much monies are seli and cev getting
But they are world first on all lower fights
ye but shouldnt speed and moranar both already have daggies? or maybe their rogues who had daggers got no tier
Moranar had 2 daggers in like first month
if they had 2 rogues each
this only make sense if they got 2 rogues each and they got tiers on the ones without daggers and want to slot a 2nd on jailer
Max have said they don't care before they lost, and it's pretty understandable
NA 
pretty sure it doesn't matter what their place is, they will get default "we are Limit" views, and 1st place is gone anyway
yeah, they said that in the past as well
in SoD
sponsors care about views, I don't think it matters what place they finish for that
i mean sure thats might be his personal feelings and such in the moment but one would still think they have some obligations to sponsors and such
(if they are not #1)
I haven't seen their contract but I bet it has clauses for first/not-first
maybe the obligations and so on is met due to such a long race but yeah still looks kinda bad
like if they claim wf they get a bonus check each
if not - nothing
obligation is probably combined hours streamed and/or number of raiders streaming at any moment
Limit has higher reach, so nothing changes for them
they still farm ad revenue since the streams are live
Also they are still very compatitive in addition to that
Daily cat picture
@merry orbit
!tox
227: raz is very unhealthy toxic.
!tox
7: Demigødz is not toxic.
!iq
146: Demigødz IQ Classification: Superior
When she woke me up this morning wanting to play 
He’s extremely concerned rn.
Man’s had some trauma before I met him I guess 
Always thinks he’s getting abandoned
What a cutie
no it's me
He is a dog not a goat
@ashen ravine nice
lol wtf

@ashen ravine you see this fucking track list?
hmm hmm ye ye

@warped wedge wow I can't believe you laughed at him
such child mentality
blocking



delete

@elder patrol


Catge


will now the great RH discussion start if he did the right thing? 
you need me to explain why violence is not the answer?
but the entire situation was shity tbh
you didn't ask if it was justified or anything
and thats being nice
bruh, if somone says shit about your wife in front of a huge audience on TV
chance that you do a stupid impulse reaction are really high
even IF it is wrong
(wich it is)
right thing is you say with your voice "that's fucked up fam, pls take that back"
or even better if the wife is offended you let her speak up
don't think so, handling it onstage with words sends a nice message since you're supposed to give an example or something
what's more is by reacting like that you look like an idiot
whereas if you just speak, then the comedian feels like an idiot
and people are acting likehe made fun of her having cancer or something
i always feel like an idiot 
it's not like men get joked on for going bald 24/7
after he slapped him
with a joke
the amount of restraint
Chris Rock had
not to rip the mans world apart
Idk I’ve known a handful of people with alopecia. They weren’t dying they were just bald
like he is a saint
People are acting like she has cancer
you mean every middle aged man and unlucky young men?
she can fuck off with her bald ass Jada Pinkett is a shitty person
yo homie you gonna steal my words like that
Bro I just woke up
at least quote me smh
Not even gonna say gm
good morning


so you could know what were were talking about
but not read my msg that's like 30 secs prior


@torn mural
you better run chris

ngl though
keep my words out of your fucking mouth
I thought this shit was fake
how are those things REAL animals
at first

Did you just accuse me of weebism?
Best tweet I’ve seen is “Chris is gonna feel that one till August”
that's a death sentence in his country 

be careful tryan
no sorry, i dont hate you enough for this
I don’t hate you enough
What is that supposed to mean
How can one even hate me
Hello
I mean we all hate you a little, you're the enemy after all 
I don't hate lorentz
👉 ❤️
I can’t even pay for sub, even if I wanted to play I can’t
oof
the twitter account you need my dude https://twitter.com/DailyFennec

❤️
damn, seem counterproductive
she got one actually but not like im trying to get followers or anything 
fair enough. I don't want her to become too famous for you to post pictures in here anyway

putin censored 
doing a little trolling
Did you watch your 16h movie flower
I thought it was 48h
Paying 10 yuro to watch paint dry on screen
Asked my gf if she wanted to come she said no
Down bad
Shocker
Babe wanna sit in the movie with me for the next 15 hours? No
Nothing crazy
What's the film about? Paint drying
bro you think I'm doing that if the chick isn't zoe kravitz? 
I'm gonna go see drive my car instead









dawg









