off-topic

[rocky patio]

Almost as good as Akaari

[nocturne valve]

its one of those items that go into the bank after exp is over

[rocky patio]

Void storage

[worldly hearth]

I still have my arcanocrystal

[limpid crow]

That’s like the sanest borrowed power wdym

[inner wadi]

ye

[steel snow]

pls nerf it

[inner wadi]

i wish i didnt delete my folly and coral

i got those the same week

and that felt cool

[wheat onyx]

nerf rogue

[serene crescent]

nerf me

[wheat onyx]

nerf this

[past lagoon]

Nah buff eon actually so it stays up to par

💀

[serene crescent]

Then I can continue to use it more

pog

[inner wadi]

eon these nuts (eat on) (funny)

[steel snow]

https://i.imgur.com/pgfKk84.png

[nocturne valve]

my BFA favourites, preserved

[serene crescent]

I've seen the light

cos tisu popped off

I'm a changed man

His attitude has changed my perspective

[rocky patio]

When you could cast while using mechagon trinket

👌

[nocturne valve]

man i even did random bgs to clown on plebs

[ashen ravine]

hail glaives trinket

[nocturne valve]

just run up and zap them

[ashen ravine]

[steel snow]

ok

[past lagoon]

Idk bro having literal bis slots going into new patch sounds p nice

[merry orbit]

hello @rocky patio are u on good terms with ur guild mgmt again

[inner wadi]

[past lagoon]

Dont have to bitch about not getting weapon drop off rygelon idiot boss

[spare drift]

should I turn on peoples avatars

[inner wadi]

yes

didnt even know u could disable that

[serene crescent]

wow lives rent free in peoples heads, even when they don't play it

[umbral whale]

wow bad

[past lagoon]

Hataro sucks at dota 💀

[serene crescent]

wow bad

[past lagoon]

Dota looks so ez

-peak 3k player

[spare drift]

I disabled embed pictures and peoples avatars

to be less suspicious at work

but now I work from home

[nocturne valve]

i tried a bit of league after watching quin play it

its such a weird game man

the laning stage is fucking awful

[merry orbit]

ur rogue friend rly made u a quin lover

[serene crescent]

the worst part about league that I can't get my head around is not being able to deny creeps

[umbral whale]

better than u

peak 900

hardstuck

it's tragic

[serene crescent]

when people say "well there is other things you can do to deny farm to the enemy"

[nocturne valve]

been watching quin since before he became whatever he is now

[serene crescent]

but you can do that AND deny in other moba

[nocturne valve]

his golden d3 days

[umbral whale]

why do you say this

[nocturne valve]

because its so empty

[umbral whale]

laning is infinitely better in league than in dota lol

[past lagoon]

You’re ass I could beat you 1v1 mid with literally any hero

And no

[nocturne valve]

you have no clue

[past lagoon]

Laning in dota requires 300000000% more skill

[steel snow]

I wanna see dk pudge

[umbral whale]

laning in dota is resident sleeper

[nocturne valve]

the laning agency in league is 0

[past lagoon]

Dk pudge?

Ez

No hook

Max rot

[umbral whale]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[past lagoon]

Walk at hataro and auto

[nocturne valve]

compared to dota

[merry orbit]

he got ruski genes ofc he play pudge

[steel snow]

bro thats pussy strat

[past lagoon]

Dude my hook skill is -10000

[steel snow]

thats why I picked it

[umbral whale]

u'd be level 3

[merry orbit]

i miss -ha and -aa

[steel snow]

[umbral whale]

70 denies at 10 mins for me

game over

[past lagoon]

Think i played pudge once and griefed my team more than anything

[inner wadi]

hataro dk 1v1 when

[past lagoon]

Hataro I could play shadow demon mid and kill you level 1 and you wouldn’t even know what happened

Hataro face when he dies 50-0

[umbral whale]

I wont even give you the honor of playing vs my TA

ill shit on you with DK

[past lagoon]

💀

[umbral whale]

just like ur name

[past lagoon]

Hataro signature pick

TA

[inner wadi]

if u counter pick him he gonna cancel the 1v1

xd

[past lagoon]

True

[worldly hearth]

sf vs sf then

[past lagoon]

I mean realest 1v1 mid is sf v sf

[worldly hearth]

classic

[inner wadi]

shadow fiend ya?

[past lagoon]

Hataro would raze at his tower though

[umbral whale]

wouldnt be fair

I taught iceiceice

how to SF

[inner wadi]

shadow fiends ability sound is chefs kiss

[past lagoon]

Would be facing back and league brain would kick in

[torn mural]

[past lagoon]

[torn mural]

LMAO

[umbral whale]

[torn mural]

lemme see your TA my man Hataro

pls

[past lagoon]

Hataro you should stream some dota one of these days

I’d pay to watch you get shit on by some SA god

Solo killed, get paused on, tipped, hataro rage quit

[torn mural]

[inner wadi]

hataro 1v1 me smite xd

[steel snow]

hataro 1v1 me tetris

[past lagoon]

Okay good one

[native flower]

Forced to play league

[past lagoon]

@nocturne valve what did you play in league

[nocturne valve]

a bunch of different shit

[umbral whale]

[past lagoon]

What lane?

Or did you try all

[nocturne valve]

i just played

like whatever i could get

even been jungle once

[past lagoon]

I see

[nocturne valve]

cus idiot team wanted me to

[past lagoon]

How did you like support

[nocturne valve]

fucking hate the game

who wants to play jungle in league, miserable role

[umbral whale]

uh

me

[steel snow]

just play janna

[umbral whale]

lol

[past lagoon]

Hataro just plays jungle cause its the most op role lmao

[umbral whale]

jg is broken

[nocturne valve]

so boring

[umbral whale]

I thought u dota fiendsloved macro

[nocturne valve]

didnt enjoy playing jungle in dota either back in the day

playing some league was literally like travelling back 6-7 years of dota meta

[past lagoon]

Macro in league 💀💀💀

[spare drift]

jungle in dota was boring as fuck

[nocturne valve]

yea

PVE game

nice

[umbral whale]

I mean right now

jg isnt a pve

game

[spare drift]

shit like ursa and lycan

[nocturne valve]

idk about league

[past lagoon]

Ls

[spare drift]

🤮

[past lagoon]

Iron claw

Or whatever that item

[nocturne valve]

ah ye

broken item

tbh

[past lagoon]

[spare drift]

yeah its not even a neutral item anymore

[past lagoon]

Remember poor man shield

💀💀

[merry orbit]

miss dota cliff ancient farming

[past lagoon]

Buy pms invincible

[spare drift]

stout shield bis

[umbral whale]

yo is void spirit

still good

[past lagoon]

Ye

[nocturne valve]

ye

spirits always good almost

think its some kind of icefrog fetish

[past lagoon]

The 3 spirit mids have been meta for like

2 years or more

Prob more

[merry orbit]

rip 4th

[spare drift]

has storm spirit ever bee nbad

[nocturne valve]

earth spirit is good in the right hands

no matter what

[past lagoon]

Es mid is a thing

Just less of a thing

[nocturne valve]

ye

it actually has

[merry orbit]

did jerax get good again?

[nocturne valve]

they nerfed him too hard at some point

[merry orbit]

saw some ppl shitting on him his first games back and didnt follow

[nocturne valve]

i mean he plays like 2-3 games in a completely new team and ppl expect him to showcase peak OG stuff

[spare drift]

isnt he playing pos 5 now?

[past lagoon]

Ye

Where tournament man

I want see team spirit compete against real teams

Not cis trashcans

[merry orbit]

ah eg lost to the bottom team in first round, that was the other teams only win also

[nocturne valve]

its like in 3 weeks?

[merry orbit]

and they went full flame mode

[past lagoon]

Oh ye

Arkosh

Meme roster

Called jerax washed

[umbral whale]

lol this drow arcana

is just a vayne ripoff

[past lagoon]

Ye except it actually looks good

Vayne looks like fucking ant man

[merry orbit]

ah i thought it was this team that actually beat eg

[past lagoon]

With her goofy ass goggles

Oh it may have been bny

Idk

[torn mural]

@past lagoon Hataro would hit A

[past lagoon]

LMAO

[torn mural]

[nocturne valve]

[past lagoon]

@merry orbit oh i remember

Eg lost to wildcard

And the guy in interview

Shat on jerax

[nocturne valve]

oh ye and he called EG a boomer team with washed players

[past lagoon]

Like just flamed his ass

[nocturne valve]

or some shit

fun stuff

[past lagoon]

Is nightfall even gonna be back in roster for tournament

[merry orbit]

seemed to have gone better with mss

2:0 vs all good teams

[umbral whale]

@past lagoonngl it does look good af

[past lagoon]

Yes

I will be buying ot

Before the deadline

Waiting for potential gaben pass lvl deals

[merry orbit]

some arcana?

bet push bought it out

and then gonna write a forum post how gaben steals his money and give nothing to the game

[nocturne valve]

i did, but the forum post nah

[past lagoon]

He forum posted in dota thread here

Very displeased

[merry orbit]

[past lagoon]

Pango

[merry orbit]

maybe i should get a desk and set up my computer, will spend all time at home with cat anyway when she arrive

[elder patrol]

hi im back

!pf

[hollow raven]

Aerodone - PokéFusion:

#142 - Aerodactyl

#104 - Cubone

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270936053626568704/936618629477330984/video0_QN.mov

[umbral whale]

seli being toxic in chat

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1487035376581726208

Nibel (@Nibellion)

Ubisoft's man in charge of their NFT project Quartz says that the negative reaction was expected and explains that players just don't understand it

"We know it's not an easy concept to grasp"

Ubisoft will also continue with their NFTs plans

https://t.co/8VcRclbonn

Retweets

790

Likes

6189

Twitter · Jan 28, 2022, 12:10 PM

[umbral whale]

[spare drift]

nice repost

worth it though

[elder patrol]

@wheat onyx coach me for mount farming

[spare drift]

the internet was a mistake

[humble rivet]

oh yes clearly, its because we're ignorant

[wheat onyx]

https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1486836473806663688

GameSpot (@GameSpot)

18 months after launch, Ubisoft's Hyper Scape has announced its servers are shutting down. https://t.co/ZNdMac0iab

Likes

951

Twitter · Jan 27, 2022, 11:00 PM

[humble rivet]

meanwhile amc tanked to 15 dollars ever since its announced nfts

[wheat onyx]

imagine buying a ubisoft NFT cosmetic and their average shelf life is 2 years

[tawny coral]

bro u dont get it

i can take my wolf helmet A to the next Ubisoft game

[elder patrol]

imagine buying nfts

must be a real retpala

[past lagoon]

Filter dodger!!!!!

[fervent bronze]

So buying an NFT is just buying a piece of data that can be traced back to a specific block chain that has a small amount of code in it, correct?

[fallen bough]

zero ubisoft games are fun to play for more than like 15 minutes

[elder patrol]

AC2 is fun and the dlcs

[fallen bough]

I've always thought AC is the most zzzz gameplay ever

[spare drift]

ubisoft is the epitomy of yearly trash game releases

1, 2 and brotherhood were the ogs

then they made like 50 more

[nocturne valve]

Is hyper scape some nft game?

[fervent bronze]

Like you’re not buying the contents of the NFT, you’re just buying the token to show ownership of the token itself and inside is a small piece of data

[tropic skiff]

ppl just didn't get it

[tawny coral]

assassins creed goated game bro

[tropic skiff]

AC 2 forever goated

Ezio grindset

[tawny coral]

valid!

[tawny coral]

u dont get it

[elder patrol]

cringe talk aside I agree AC2 best

[tropic skiff]

AC 2 was my first "aaa" game

[fervent bronze]

No I’m just

Asking like exactly what you’re buying when you buy a token

[serene crescent]

AC2 was a 10/10 game

[spare drift]

your buying air

proof of ownership

[serene crescent]

it was the 2nd game I got 1000 gamerscore on xbox 360

[tropic skiff]

you're buying a link on the blockchain that prove u own it

[fervent bronze]

Like you’re not buying the picture or the rights to the picture, you’re buying ownership of a piece of data on the blockchain that said picture is being associated with

[tropic skiff]

yes

[fervent bronze]

Amazing

Actually getting people to buy nothing

[tropic skiff]

it's sounds so stupic u can barely believe it's real

[tawny coral]

bro i buy pixels every month for 14.99

[nova obsidian]

A lot of the time what youre buying is a receipt for a hyperlink to the picture

[tawny coral]

keep up

[nova obsidian]

So if the site its hosted at shutsdown you lose it

[nocturne valve]

bruv its not the same ok? you mint it and its yours

[spare drift]

ill sell you my discord profile pic, was made for me in TBC for gold

[elder patrol]

wish og covid killed more nft people tbh

[wheat onyx]

no just a ubisoft game that has its server shut down after 18 months, more so making the joke that "why would i buy an NFT cosmetic with "infintie ownership" when the servers are dead

[spare drift]

20 000 dollarydoos

[humble rivet]

the funny thing is

[tropic skiff]

yep because the blockchain cannot store picture

lmao

[fervent bronze]

Amazing

[nocturne valve]

i see

looks like a trash game tho

[humble rivet]

if the server where the block chain related to the nft is minted. shuts down, its gone indefinately

[nocturne valve]

no wonder it died

[nocturne valve]

this is what will happen

[tropic skiff]

@fervent bronze if u want to know the scale of stupidity NFT and crypto is i rly recommend this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g

[humble rivet]

i cant wait until suddenly all these servers disappear because the scam is done

[spare drift]

its basically like certificates that you own a star or a star has been named after you

[tropic skiff]

this video is insanely good

[spare drift]

or bullshit like that

[fervent bronze]

Yea I went 2 hours into that video

[fallen bough]

Folding Ideas is GOATed

[humble rivet]

and every drop of easily obtainable money has been syphoned

[fallen bough]

Dan is BIS

[spare drift]

the company is gone, you paid for nothing

[tropic skiff]

2h long but honestly u dont feel like it

[tropic skiff]

FR BRO

his vid on nostalgia critic bro UNTOUCHABLE

[fervent bronze]

It explained why crypto is the most useless currency in the fucking world

[serene crescent]

2hr video sheesh

[fervent bronze]

I didn’t watch the last 30

[humble rivet]

atleast bitcoin has some value in society

[inner wadi]

promise that you will sing about me

[fallen bough]

It is a free documentary and very well made just watch it and learn something

[fervent bronze]

But it told me all I needed to know

[nova obsidian]

Tbf crypto has some uses, nfts are just nothing

[inner wadi]

[tropic skiff]

i rly liked the security and privacy part the most

[humble rivet]

every other crypto is just offbrand bitcoin and thus useless

[nova obsidian]

Most notably money laundering, but hey, thats atleast one use case

[tropic skiff]

cuz some ppl are like we could get health care on blockchain and shit

[fervent bronze]

Oh yes, when sites have no 2fa and are all being about being heavily securitized

[tropic skiff]

[elder patrol]

cryptos are a scam

[humble rivet]

my local vons accepts bitcoin as currency lmao

[tropic skiff]

CRYPTO IS THE FUTURE THE TECH ISNT ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE BRO I SWEAR U JUST DONT GET IT

[humble rivet]

its still a scam but still has niche uses

[spare drift]

everything is a scam

return to monke isnt

[inner wadi]

FAX

[tawny coral]

as if scams arent integrated in many ways in the world bro nfts are here to stay

[tropic skiff]

I sure love paying my coffee with bitcoin so like in 2 weeks i actually didn't pay 2 euros but 10

[tawny coral]

just another speculative market

[nova obsidian]

"Lmao who would fall for this silly scam" -person who has played wow shadowlands

[humble rivet]

sadly

you might be right about that omr

[tropic skiff]

yea lmao

[humble rivet]

it really depends if more celebs are gonna get into nfts

[fallen bough]

"everything is a scam" i say as my planet becomes less hospitable to human life

[nocturne valve]

at least shadowlands doesnt cost you thousands of dollars

[humble rivet]

cause the more business aqnd celebs get into the market, it might have more longlivity. but eventually it will end with a crash

[tropic skiff]

love how we reached a point of no return in climate change and people waste monumental amount of energy

on fictional money bro

[nova obsidian]

well no, only hundreds

[ashen ravine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ojUmdF42U

also

[elder patrol]

I honestly think we are too late for the climate stuff, only delay for now

[tawny coral]

eeeemotional damage

[humble rivet]

agreed, not only that. but the scalping of valueable computer parts which puts a damper on multiple important services across the globe

[nocturne valve]

controversial opinion, this was always going to happen, no stopping it. But mankind definitely did speed it up as well

[elder patrol]

true

[tropic skiff]

i think she just dies if she doesn't fall for every pyramid scheme on earth bro https://twitter.com/GwynethPaltrow/status/1486482496883625984

Gwyneth Paltrow (@GwynethPaltrow)

Joined @BoredApeYC ready for the reveal? Thanks @moonpay concierge https://t.co/gzm1JQEHHF

Retweets

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Likes

17902

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Twitter · Jan 26, 2022, 11:33 PM

[nova obsidian]

We've stopped plenty of other climate problems

[humble rivet]

personally i think if we invest in nuclear, we can just buy ourselves another generation or two

[nova obsidian]

Its just that we havent found a way to solve this thats also profitable

[nocturne valve]

more research coming out suggesting that climate change was inevitable

[humble rivet]

when you look into it, alot of nuclear "Accidents" happened because of purposeful incompetence staffing

[merry orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-inevitable-thanos-snap-inevitable-infinity-war-gif-14106030

[tropic skiff]

honestly like climate change just makes me so anxious, imma just try to be a nice person to be around and like not try to get affected by shit out of my control

[nocturne valve]

i am just waiting for denmark to sink, thats the best thing about it

[humble rivet]

honest, just focus on your community. keep it clean, recycle, write to your local politician

[tropic skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/889980907837087814/932684333775487086/fr.gif

[tawny coral]

the big asterisk is if climate change being inevitable over the course of the earth’s lifespan vs being accelerated in only 300 years to an irreparable state

[tropic skiff]

u but with denmark

[humble rivet]

the small shit you do, often makes as difference

[merry orbit]

you say that, but they will come over to us

[nocturne valve]

nah they will go to germany

trust

[humble rivet]

i keep my neighborhood roughly clean of liter, and plant native flowers for the bees

[elder patrol]

factories make the diff not people

[humble rivet]

and boom, every spring summer andfall, bees

nothign but bees

and violets

[nova obsidian]

A bee boi

[fallen bough]

https://tenor.com/view/bees-deltora-quest-bee-meme-deltora-quest-gif-21153737

[merry orbit]

bee-sexual

[humble rivet]

got stung 4 times since. totally worth it

[fallen bough]

beads?!

[nova obsidian]

https://lolskinshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ef830785f7c33f91.jpg

[tawny coral]

love that nft

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-sting-dog-fat-dog-fat-face-dog-face-dog-wat-gif-23188059

[tropic skiff]

my dog was so cute when she ate a bee lmao

[elder patrol]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKJq0PPVkAIDs8Q?format=jpg&name=small

[past lagoon]

💀💀

[elder patrol]

!pf flower

[hollow raven]

Ledill - PokéFusion:

#165 - Ledyba

#183 - Marill

[past lagoon]

Climate people telling me to not use plastic straws

But i drive by a factory pumping out co2 like a fucking mega cow

Nice 1

[merry orbit]

are you saying @livid socket 's sacrifices are for nothing

[past lagoon]

Vegan sacrifices?

[elder patrol]

bunch of people are vegan

small punch in big hp

[past lagoon]

Ey man if you wanna eat less tasty foods thats up to you

[native flower]

I eat triple the meat

If wveryone else does we will conquer the vegans

Land of the free

[past lagoon]

I be eating double the portion to counter the vegans

[native flower]

Vaughns work is meaningless

[merry orbit]

its ok vaughn is on a pokemon date and cant defend himself

[past lagoon]

Its okay he would just comment on how he has me blocked (still reading my message)

[nova obsidian]

Getting cardiac problems to own the libs

[native flower]

He would just comment on how he murders shrooms (they have feelings)

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/936705191259025438/unknown.png

[ashen ravine]

is it shitpost time

[native flower]

He would talk abt how they dont have feelings

[native flower]

Kyle kittenhouse nfts

[past lagoon]

How was class today skiperoo

[native flower]

Paaaaag

I just got in class 30 min ago

[past lagoon]

Bruh what

Its 2:33

[native flower]

Only 1 class today

Ye

[past lagoon]

Tf

[native flower]

2 to 4

[past lagoon]

Oh bruh

2 hour class

Get the rope

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/28/ced2ac67f076bdcd.mp4

[wooden iron]

what u study skip?

[ashen ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-roger-haiya-funny-gif-18052423

[past lagoon]

How to deal dps

[native flower]

Comp sci

[native flower]

Failed

[past lagoon]

[native flower]

Last semester was all 3 hour classes

[past lagoon]

Got an A++ in arrow bombing your raid

[native flower]

🤣

[past lagoon]

3 hrs

Jesus christ

[wheat onyx]

i think the point is that cars are much more needed in modern society than a straw

[past lagoon]

Damn thats wild

[wooden iron]

just walk bro?

[nova obsidian]

Who even uses straws

[past lagoon]

No

[merry orbit]

i only eat stuff that goes through a straw

[elder patrol]

just deepthroat the bottle and pour it down

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/28/89dd56c23fbec547.jpg

[native flower]

False

[shell sparrow]

Paint me eating steak through straw

[native flower]

If you give me a paper straw im murdering you

[elder patrol]

steak smoothie

[native flower]

[wheat onyx]

OK

[merry orbit]

just blend it

who needs texture

[nova obsidian]

Are you a meal replacement drink main?

[past lagoon]

Blended steak

Sounds vile

[elder patrol]

skip is like 150cm tall he cant kill shit without a weapon

[raw python]

i actually got a milkshake recently and the paper straw worked better than the plastic ones

[past lagoon]

Did you consider you were just sucking harder

[native flower]

210

[raw python]

well yea

[past lagoon]

Putting those skills to work

[raw python]

the paper one gives you better grip

[past lagoon]

Gorilla grip lips

[native flower]

Paper straws are dogshit

[raw python]

get me some glass straws

[elder patrol]

just put more soda in instead of ice usa people

[past lagoon]

Metal straw

[wheat onyx]

just buy a metal straw for $2

[peak solar]

or just use plastic straws

[merry orbit]

@nova obsidian yes i blended this one nicely

[peak solar]

fuck them turtles

[past lagoon]

Gonna carry around a metal straw

With me

Keep that thang on me

[raw python]

hell yea

carry a couple replacement ones too

just in-case

😏

[sinful terrace]

is that a metal straw in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[elder patrol]

put the straw in your urethra

[past lagoon]

You’re gonna pull it out one day and its just covered in rust

[nova obsidian]

Ah yes, the burger smoothie

[past lagoon]

Yo

[peak solar]

yes officer, yea this is the guy

[sinful terrace]

sounding

[wheat onyx]

i like our our generation will complain about climate change and will then complain about plastic straws being too inconvient

stunning

[elder patrol]

3 ping combo

[past lagoon]

I don’t complain about climate change

Idc

[umbral whale]

ngl man

[peak solar]

i don't complain about either of those things

[umbral whale]

plastic straws

[cyan oxide]

carrying metal straw too hard damn

[umbral whale]

need to remain

paper straws

are the devil

[peak solar]

honestly

anyone who uses a straw is low key a bitch

in general

[tropic skiff]

idc about plastic straw never used them

[peak solar]

you got lips fool

use em

[umbral whale]

you open

a mcdonalds cup

[sinful terrace]

esra gatekeeping straws

[umbral whale]

and drink from it?

[tropic skiff]

but i heard some people with disability needed plastic straw to drink and shit

[peak solar]

i don't get mcdonalds cups

[tropic skiff]

and like that's kinda whack for them

[elder patrol]

Lotus wanna get your lips wet?

[peak solar]

my lips stay moisturized hammie

[raw python]

[peak solar]

got that aquaphor

[tropic skiff]

but i personally absolutely dont care about straws in any way

[umbral whale]

you try drinking a milkshake

[nova obsidian]

Yes, not mcd specifically but similar drinks

[umbral whale]

through paper

[elder patrol]

thats a strawman

[past lagoon]

Metal straw seems nice

[elder patrol]

no wait

[peak solar]

i eat milkshakes with a spoon

[wheat onyx]

bro its a fucking straw

[cyan oxide]

some paper straws are fine to drink milkshake fromm

[wheat onyx]

idk how ppl are so triggered by paper straws

[cyan oxide]

you just gotta be somewhat fast

[peak solar]

straws make you weak

[tropic skiff]

i dont like milkshake

[wheat onyx]

americans buying the 5xl size soda

"its soggy!' cuz it takes them 15 minutes to drink

disgusting

[tropic skiff]

LMAO

[elder patrol]

I have no idea, I dont buy drinks at fast food. I take it home

[sinful terrace]

straws make you suck and sucking is gay and esra is homophobic

[tropic skiff]

FR

[native flower]

Bc they feel awful

[wheat onyx]

so does climate change

[umbral whale]

bro

go to tims

rn

[rocky patio]

OW2 new this upcoming week

[tropic skiff]

Idk bro i never had problem with paper straws

[native flower]

Climate change my homie

[rocky patio]

[umbral whale]

get an ice cap

[tropic skiff]

sounds like a skill issue

ngl

[umbral whale]

and fucking tell me

[wheat onyx]

i wouldnt buy an ice cap because they are gross

[umbral whale]

you like paper

[native flower]

Yea its awful hataro

[umbral whale]

straws

[wheat onyx]

so gonna need to try again

[past lagoon]

Tf is an ice cap

[wheat onyx]

i use a metal straw

[umbral whale]

wait

hol up

[native flower]

Ice caps are good

[umbral whale]

WHAT

[native flower]

LOL

[umbral whale]

GUY?!

[tropic skiff]

what's ice caps ?

[peak solar]

iced coffee is goated

[tropic skiff]

tf are u guys talking about

[raw python]

tf is an ice cap?

[umbral whale]

fucking

[past lagoon]

Guy keeps that thang on em

[native flower]

Ice cappuccino from tim horton

[peak solar]

any1 who drinks warm coffee is also low key a terrorist

[umbral whale]

doesnt like ice caps

[past lagoon]

He keep it on his person

[umbral whale]

on god

[native flower]

Mf

[elder patrol]

Who tf drinks cold coffe,nasty

[native flower]

Ice caps are cracked goated

[peak solar]

ramlu has outed himself as isis

[past lagoon]

American white women

[raw python]

drinking coffee

[tropic skiff]

Esra making the worst take known to man

[peak solar]

welcome to my ted talk

if your coffee is above room temp your iq is below it

[elder patrol]

I got your relatives

[peak solar]

and that's on gang

[tropic skiff]

[umbral whale]

bro guys takes are fried lately

[rocky patio]

Lately

[raw python]

[tropic skiff]

bro i cant now Hataro sounds like the reasonable guy in OT

[umbral whale]

imagine when skip is on the right side of history

[tropic skiff]

how fucked are we

fr

[merry orbit]

cellanster was right?

[peak solar]

the end is nigh

[rocky patio]

Thinking the guy who bought a katana can have good takes

[past lagoon]

Guy takes like 15 gulps of drink per go

His paper straw doesnt get soggy

[tawny coral]

L

[tropic skiff]

the throat goat

who tf drinks coffee ? tea is much superior

[native flower]

Guy doesnt enjoy his drink he just chugs it and goes

[peak solar]

guy uses his metal straw like it's his katana in restaurants

[native flower]

Imagine not sipping and enjoying it

L

[past lagoon]

Me

[native flower]

Mfs living in a rush

[past lagoon]

Caffeine addiction

[merry orbit]

coffee got to little caffeine

[past lagoon]

True

[merry orbit]

drink real energy drinks with 200mg

[peak solar]

not if you make your own

i put two scoops in that bitch

[native flower]

Thats why i drink 5 energy drinks a day

[past lagoon]

Been trying to cut down on coffee

[native flower]

[peak solar]

you go have a heart attack lol

[sinful terrace]

this explains why you cant read

[merry orbit]

you prolly drink red bull that barely got any

[past lagoon]

3 pings

Back to back to back

Gz skip

[peak solar]

ratiod

[past lagoon]

You’re famous

[rocky patio]

@native flower do you microwave your energy drink

[sinful terrace]

[rocky patio]

It just sounds like something you’d do

[past lagoon]

Esra that is not what a ratio is

[wheat onyx]

no thats raman

[native flower]

Yall so easy to bait

💀

[merry orbit]

red bull basically got coffee amount of caffeine

[sinful terrace]

puts the whole can in the microwave

[lilac heath]

That’s not what my mom told me

[peak solar]

bro if i walked in on someone microwaving an energy drink

[native flower]

Wtf

[peak solar]

I would legit throw the whole microwave away

[umbral whale]

the fuck is raman

[peak solar]

ramyum

[native flower]

Ramadan hataro

Guy is muslim now

[peak solar]

yea don't be insensitive

pig

[native flower]

Mashallah my brother

[peak solar]

🐷

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/28/7f1642cc34d3b80c.mp4

[nova obsidian]

These are some weird coms my dudes

[ashen ravine]

[past lagoon]

Cum

[tawny coral]

guy the type of mf to walk into the starbucks go up to the cashier and when the cute girl asks what do you want he reaches into his cargo pants and grabs 5 🎲 and rolls them on the counter and they fall everywhere and he says “heh rolled choccie milk again”

[wheat onyx]

LMFAO

[peak solar]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[past lagoon]

Holy fuck thats a good one actually

[native flower]

[peak solar]

that's an S tier burn

[torn mural]

[past lagoon]

Its doin numbers omr

[peak solar]

on jah i'm using that one later 👍

[tawny coral]

shiit call me omrcron cause im viral fr

[umbral whale]

[native flower]

W

[raw python]

W

[elder patrol]

[past lagoon]

What is your name in dota

I want to look up your dotabuff

[umbral whale]

Hataro

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/28/3db0144a9fd96875.jpg

[past lagoon]

He just like me fr

[umbral whale]

@past lagoonit's legit just Hataro

blueskull thing is pfp

[merry orbit]

soloq normal games

plays ranked once

[past lagoon]

Coin flip win rate player

[umbral whale]

last time I played ranked was 4 years ago

[tropic skiff]

this a special case

[nova obsidian]

Smh casual game enjoyer and not a hardcore ranked fan

[umbral whale]

eleem

the reason i play norms

now

is cause my behavior score is too low

and ranked would be a miserable experience

so I would just rather play in games that dont matter for fun

[nova obsidian]

Just dont get mad 4Head

[past lagoon]

Hataro 25% win rate in AM over 40 games

Afk battle fury farm

[umbral whale]

yes

[past lagoon]

Classic am

[ashen ravine]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/28/5de5ed8fccc14197.mp4

[elder patrol]

[nova obsidian]

Man its been 3 days since i had my booster and i still have a fever

Pls stop

[shell sparrow]

Maybe you got boosted by real covid

[elder patrol]

og covid booster

rare

[inner wadi]

yall ever get ur eyebrows threaded

[native flower]

Thread some bitches

[umbral whale]

I never vibed with AM

[lilac heath]

I braid my eyebrows

[umbral whale]

for some reason

[inner wadi]

my eyebrows look better than the bitches!!!!

[peak solar]

it's 2022 if you don't braid your chest hair you slacking

[elder patrol]

I tie my crotch hair with my chest hair to a knot

[tropic skiff]

@umbral whale where are u at in FF story ?

[umbral whale]

garlemald

still

[tropic skiff]

fuck cant share u a meme then

[umbral whale]

why the fuck

cant I sort

dotabuff by lane

who's meta heroes

ok I found it

[torn mural]

not Anti Mage

[umbral whale]

for some reason it shows lane there twice

[wheat onyx]

spotify really is a useless app isnt it

LOL

[umbral whale]

[wheat onyx]

"kid cudi"

JOE ROGAN?

LIL NAS??

[graceful thistle]

rekt

[tropic skiff]

spotify chose joe rogan over one of the most influential rock artist of all time lmao

money more important than music i guess

[umbral whale]

nah guy just low key is a joe rogan fan and isn't telling anyone

[merry orbit]

you did a search and then wrote kid cudi

[native flower]

Yea i don’t think thats real brotherman

[elder patrol]

I havent had any joe rogan ads

[shell sparrow]

it doesn't work like that in spoti

[tropic skiff]

no way someone witn more than 2 functioning braincell like joe rogan bro

[native flower]

Also spotify did not choose joe rogan

They ar eliterally taking him off the platform

[umbral whale]

perfect for guy then

[wheat onyx]

spotify is shit

[native flower]

Because of his vax stuff

[tropic skiff]

they aren't no ?

[native flower]

Average foobar2002 user

[elder patrol]

whats better?

[native flower]

[tropic skiff]

cuz neil young said either take me off or joe rogan off spotify cuz of his anti vax shit

and neil young aint on spotify anymore

but rogan is

[native flower]

Download all ur songs bro definitely more convenient

[tropic skiff]

🧐

[umbral whale]

is that why

neil young

is gone?

[elder patrol]

did that in Limewire days

[native flower]

Yes

[tropic skiff]

yeah

sad

[umbral whale]

I dont keep up with this stuff

[merry orbit]

[tropic skiff]

Neil Young is goated

[native flower]

I think they are removing joe aswell

[elder patrol]

100mill deal aint it

[shell sparrow]

my spoti searches auto

[native flower]

Oh my god spotify us SO BAD!

[tropic skiff]

pretty much pioneered singer/songwriter music with joni mitchell and leonard cohen

[merry orbit]

yes it does but u can still screenshot fast

[wheat onyx]

foobar

[native flower]

LOL

[elder patrol]

neil back in like 2 years, ~250k passive income is hard to pass

but neil is neil

[tropic skiff]

neil pretty much stccked for the rest of his life anyway

lmao

[elder patrol]

so you never know

[merry orbit]

imagine being taylor swift demanding spotify to remove her music and then come crawling back for that

[graceful thistle]

na joe staying on spoti

[past lagoon]

Did foreverguy self doxx himself

[inner wadi]

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1487085629548683265?s=21

CNN (@CNN)

Mountain Dew's Baja Blast, the beloved tropical lime-flavored beverage that originated at Taco Bell, is being made boozy https://t.co/iSB558wCow

Retweets

769

Likes

3164

Twitter · Jan 28, 2022, 3:30 PM

raid finna go sicko mode next week

[native flower]

Banger

[odd kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209166641353719809/936712657120145428/received_612409936530172.png

[elder patrol]

looks familiar

[native flower]

Cant wait hopefully i can find some baja blast white claws

🙏

[graceful thistle]

Not skip old enough to drink ? Nice

[inner wadi]

hes not

im telling

[native flower]

Im 18

I can drink legally here

[inner wadi]

wait is 18 deadass the legal age in canada

[elder patrol]

drink water rn

[native flower]

Even then who the fuck cares about legal ahe to drink

[wheat onyx]

white people really be like OMG I LOVE SODA

[native flower]

Yea in quebec at least

[elder patrol]

oh quebec

[wheat onyx]

I CAN FINALLY BUY MY FAVOURITE SODA FROM FAST FOOD PLACE AT HOME

[inner wadi]

guy lets be real
baja blast does slap

[native flower]

Bro what?

[soft pendant]

Ok but Baja blast slaps

[native flower]

Baja blast goes hard

[graceful thistle]

Just mix sprite and blue gatorade

[inner wadi]

its the only soda ill drink lmao

[graceful thistle]

baja blast

[native flower]

He just hating cus i said i liked it

[inner wadi]

sometimes a dr pepper

[soft pendant]

You can get it canned in Canadia

[elder patrol]

what does baja taste like?

[cyan oxide]

but it's alcohol

[native flower]

Canned or bottle baja blast

[soft pendant]

Cocaine

[native flower]

I always get it

So good

[wheat onyx]

tastes like sugar

[soft pendant]

McDonald’s also has confirmed the best tasting coke products

[native flower]

Mcdonald sprite

Crisp

[wise gorge]

anyone playing PLA?

[soft pendant]

They’re the only company that requires refrigeration as an SLA

[elder patrol]

soda tastes best from a glass bottle

[native flower]

False

[inner wadi]

mfs puttin lean in mcdonalds sprite

[soft pendant]

So it costs more for them to ship

[native flower]

Taste best from can

[inner wadi]

fucking IED

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301116132461641728/936716427023507536/unknown.png

[native flower]

LOL

[elder patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-time-gif-15246267

[native flower]

1 oz of vodka

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803669039498395688/927260058549645363/v09044g40000c6o5dirc77u89mbqdg1g.mp4

@lofty briar ^

[lofty briar]

[clever sleet]

@lofty briar forgot to send to you sir

[inner wadi]

sounds about right

[cyan oxide]

good cat

[elder patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/756134869628747906/936716386259042344/246768689_395629278958374_4470269067107377898_n.mp4 xqc in summer

[umbral whale]

mfw when Im supposed to go on break but a client does something stupid taking up 30 mins longer than expected

[elder patrol]

delete client

[native flower]

Kill it

[umbral whale]

just take break last 15 mins

[inner wadi]

@wheat onyx ngl chief
watching this new pokemon

it doesnt look very poggers

[wheat onyx]

ok

[inner wadi]

i mean am i trippin or what
give me some feedback here foreverguy

[elder patrol]

idk, looks like a pokemon game to me

[wheat ore]

any point in finishing the venthyr campaign past theotar, there is no way we ever soulbind with draven right

[wheat onyx]

i mean if the streams arent connecting for u its probably not gonna be ur game

if u just want a really shallow monster hunter with a pokemon skin overtop its pretty fun

[worthy bane]

to unlock theotar on alts 🙂

[wheat ore]

my rogue is my alt

the fact this poisons bar is opening downward is actually driving me insane

idk how i got it to go horizontal originally

https://i.imgur.com/5xKPRCS.png

[worthy bane]

keybind each poison

[tawny coral]

do i buy arceus

tell me rn

[umbral whale]

jesus christ

[native flower]

Looks wmpty

[cedar nest]

Whats next, someone going to argue that pokemon games has not stayed the same since Blue/REd in ~1998?

[native flower]

Jjajajjajjaja banger shien

Bangah!!

[umbral whale]

I wonder how much shit ill get in if I break in the last 15

cause it's a real possibility at this point

[lofty briar]

new kitty?

or did u always have 2

[clever sleet]

Noooo Val is at a friend’s house and is sending me copious cat pics

[tawny coral]

another OF baddie app to slurp i will accept her!!! @native flower

[merry orbit]

france destroyed by sweden

[wise gorge]

all the cool people bought it

[brazen eagle]

[native flower]

Bro i saw the stream last night

Get her in

I WANT HER!!!!!

[umbral whale]

holy christ

I love the elderly but dealing with them sometimes

is pain

[surreal dagger]

we know. we deal with you.

[tawny coral]

bro they fighting me in the app thread

i need SOLDIERS

[undone bone]

i sadly do not love elderly but i can understand their struggle

so always be polite and patient

but oh boi

[serene crescent]

I've found elderly people to nearly always be selfish and entitled

Whilst simultaneously calling millennials selfish and entitled

[surreal dagger]

just so you know you’re getting a glimpse into your generations future.

they just keep cycling through. lol

[undone bone]

yea just look at 30s or 40s people reaction to nfts and vr and shit

it is quite funny

[serene crescent]

Friends you make online aren't real people

[undone bone]

dont make me take a flight to hug you

[surreal dagger]

hah

[calm elbow]

Damn you, schizophrenia

[tawny coral]

i met so many of my friends online

[spare drift]

[tawny coral]

and also my last 2 partners

[serene crescent]

My last ex I met online

One of my friends who I've known for 10 years I met through cod

I went to his house for new years this year lol

We share a birthday, although I'm a few hours older

[calm elbow]

There are no frens online
Only sex offenders

[umbral whale]

ive literally had someone tell me this

[serene crescent]

I've had my mum say it

It's the evolved version of pause that game

[umbral whale]

like I would be playing games online with my friend I grew up with and knew for 20 years

and my sister be saying this

[brazen eagle]

bait

[tawny coral]

dude the cod homies are the best

i remember the boys i met on mw just straight gamer seshes

[spare drift]

no

[brazen eagle]

i agree dota did well in copying lol concepts to iterate

lol is for me at least better gameplay wise, but thats more opinionated than anything

some people do love the quirks dota has

[umbral whale]

is this supposed to be a bait

like

dota is visual vomit

or league is visually shit

[serene crescent]

Pardon

[nocturne valve]

i think both games

have lots of effects

[nocturne valve]

cooked take

you realize dota came before lol right

[ashen ravine]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/01/21/ac34cb77f1e9e147.jpg

[nocturne valve]

there is a reason its called dota "2" and not just dota

[brazen eagle]

i talked about the "more recent" changes they did not the initial iteration

[nocturne valve]

what kind of concepts have they taken from lol recently

the weeb skins?

[merry orbit]

all fun and games until they scratch the tv

[serene crescent]

They like watching

[modest lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22968526

[lofty briar]

wtf thats @elder patrol

[modest lion]

all fun and games

until this happens

[lofty briar]

theyre watching ramlu!!

[brazen eagle]

i don't remember the exact details, but they did some over time/talent like stuff that is/was not something dota had

its also "recently" because its old news by now

[compact grotto]

league hasn't ever really had ingame talent trees

[nocturne valve]

what kind of talents does lol have

lmao

[compact grotto]

masteries are outside of the game and permanent

[native flower]

as usual

[nocturne valve]

i played it yesterday, no talents

[native flower]

they didnt want cell

slurp filled with incels fr

[spare drift]

[compact grotto]

slurp closed doors to egirls??

i am shocked

[shell sparrow]

@modest lion

[serene crescent]

Nice, tier pieces will be toke s

[brazen eagle]

it is called a rune system

[serene crescent]

Tokens

Very pog

[tropic skiff]

i didn't app yet tho

weird

[nocturne valve]

ye i have used that

but its nothing like the talents in dota

every single hero in dota has their own set of talents

that are like wow talents

[brazen eagle]

i thought the concept was similar

[nocturne valve]

they enhance ur specific spells