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yeah its sick
go the Tas build
he goes gun into bomb lategame
but its been iight
when i play paradox i just farm for like
20 mins
then come out with all my core items and blow peopleup
yeah thats how id like to play
the abl build is fun tho
when they lose lane and see me farming instead of wiping their ass
for paradox play Tas
i just need to not have games where people dont even attempt urn
he's the goat of paradox
and we get fucked
on my smurf i just ran the urn myself
i got to rit 6 again
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GTA Online, though, earned $9.6 million per week from September 2025 to April 2026, delivering an annualized estimate of just under $500 million per year. Given that, is it any wonder that Rockstar put all its eggs in the GTAO basket, and left RDO to flounder? (It is not.)
I had an argument with some guy about this lol
Was Tryna tell me gtao didn't make more than wow
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That would definitely depend on what year, although I assume this might not be the peak numbers for gtao.
Gta5 sales alone were kind of silly.
But wow made like a billion and a half dollars in 2009 alone, although that was probably its peak.
I assume it's plateaued a lot lower than that.
Probably doesnt even scratch shark cards
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Get down?
give me the sauce
Eh just nvm can't be bothered
fwiw u are both right
what u were talking about is the same thing that the other guy was talking about
winrate is designed to make your games harder and harder the higher you get, so you get really dogshit matches over and over
Just play adc
so you have grok support mains

Like alois is High masters atm and his supports are literally drooling
new accs have separate q tho
I mean yeah, but for some reason people seem to think it's only enemy teams that change and not your own teams, and then they're like "your personal experience isn't data" when it was data if I check every match I did and stared at my own stats obsessively, while not having any data of their own to back up their supposed refutal of your statement
I don't get why people feel the need to do that
u know what i love more than this lamborghini?
knowledge.
You know what I love more than this Lamborghini ?
You
Xoxo
I'm sorry to hear that or I'm really happy for you
The homies WHAT first
I don't know which girls are the real ones anymore so I don't know how to feel about this
Lmao

girls are fake.

I can fix him
wish i was a lizard fr
I mean they do seem really comfy
All they need is a lamp
Mfs chilling tf out
Moth man still scary tho
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someone will attend a midnight showing dressed as Orphan of Kos
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This is like the plot to Three Body Problem 😂
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just get it back
smh
my body is a temple, and I worship crunchwrap supremes
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so is that a sandwich
A hotdog bake?
time to make a sangweech

Glizzy pizza
Glizza
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@lilac heath
Is this a good thing?
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It’s like classic wow but they’re updating the bad parts so it’s not as awful. I still won’t play it but the community is hyped, looks pretty good
Yeah exactly
Is modern maplestory a lot more complex than classic?
I think it’s easier in a lot of ways actually
It’s very comparable to wow
Where like, classic wasn’t necessary “hard” but it was very janky
And there was a lot of weird things and places and side quests you had to do for random junk
Modern is a lot more streamlined, and it actually went through a bit of a midnight class-design revamp of its own
midnight class revamp, but actually good i assume ^^
So now all the classes are either 1 min/2 min cds, they removed a lot of ugly min max stuff
Some classes didn’t have a dash ability, so they got one
Kind of homogenizing
But Maplestory classes are inherently so different that homogenizing is fine
as long as it does not take away from classes identity and playstyle too much, sounds fine
On one end of the spectrum you have like street fighter combo classes where you have to animation cancel like 2/3rds of your skills to stop your movement or like a rocket-arm blaster class where you have to constantly weave in a bunch of off-GCD buttons to get bullets back cause if you don’t have bullets you need to afk for like 2 seconds and reload
But then there’s also bowmaster where you press your cd macro, pop all your damage
And then just key down one button
And of course everything in between, stance classes and resource bars and summoner classes
There’s a class that basically just orianna from league where you push a ball around 
So the identity and difficult stuff is all still there, but they made everything smoother to play
There’s no baseline gcd in the game, it’s all action/animation delay, so they reduced the delay by like 20% for a lot of classes
Just nice QoL stuff
sounds great, thanks for the explenation
Np
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My friends totally stock 5090 that failed that gigabyte is claiming he damaged.

Someone nutted thermal paste in that mfer
Dont you normally use liquid metal for a gpu or am i going crazy
I used thermal paste when I put an aio on mine.
!pf
I figured liquid metal would be way better for modern gpus
tho i refuse to get a 50 series
nty to that connector
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you should feel ashamed

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Taps the sign
'income tax is illegal and against our constitutional rights'
i sure love us giving the goverment a single drop of power for war time and then they refuse to let it go
Nah but how do you get anyone to actually learn anything now a days?
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But don't you worry buddy we're going through the sometimes painful steps of making sure our King has all of the powers he needs.
That's why they incite unrest among other nations in order to justify the need for the possible military might.
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I’m actually BIG CAPITALIST

But I pay taxes because I’m not RICH capitalist
Hol' da fuck up, I didn't die in here


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Y’all ever think vapes are government propaganda to condition you to enjoy sucking robot dihh?
Yes
Great minds think alike or whatever the non robot dih enjoyers say
all the time
its why i dont vape, cause im not a robot enjoyer
Illness and disease was invented by the Hallmark company in order to sell "Get Well Soon" cards.
Ty for letting me know you watch right wing podcasts

I don't need to be conditioned
Horniest duck ready for the suck smh
He fucked around and found out

Really think they are like
Fake
Reddit moment
id fuckin slurp up bender, rodney copperbottom, and aunt fanny if they taste like berry watermelon
Shoutout to the caveman who died so we could know what mushrooms were lethal


deeny what are your thoughts
on what
idk just wondering what you’re thinking rn
beep boop

Its drugs man hes trying to get high
Been loving those compilation videos of the delivery robots getting tboned by actual cars
Something about those little fuckers
i was watching tha last night
makes it so satisfying
one of them was wobbling
so cute
stupid ass robots
yo what if vapes end up being the next mesothelioma
i am ENTITLED to financial compensation
imagine your doordash gets fuckin metal sandwiched after being crushed by a ford f150
I think we're already there - I remember reading about a study that they cause lung cancer or something
well i already had 12 or 13 years smoking cigarettes
imma turn into spiderman or some shit
or alternatively the left 4 dead smoker
nah my fault
thinkin bout cameron brink
think about your deepest flaws and come to terms with them instead
Damn yo
i will never be an eternus level deadlock player….
only got 6 months
Naaaaahh I’m putting you in timeout… that’s crazy 💀 ( I’m lying lowkey same)
ddue
you guys are legit
fucking quoting the video thats from
lmfao
what video
in college in freshman year i took linear algebra at the same time as an intensive chinese course and got a horrific cold right before the linear algebra midterm and I had a fever nightmare about the exam and it was literally this:
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Yeah I need one
no idea, I believe education is in crisis now due to AI because profs/teachers have no control over students using it
but like didnt they think the exact same thing when my generation grew up with google
It went from "you can only use hardcopy sources"
to "you have to have at least 2 hardcopy sources and no wikipedia"
to "you can use online primary sources"
to "you can use wikipedia if you also reference the primary source"
to "idk just google it"
its not like theres anything inherently better about a hardcopy source
especially when the online source is literally jsut the hardcopy source
but on the pooter
ya
the 90's and early 2000's were a silly time
ultimately they'll either adapt to use of ai or find ways to evaluate students with ai removed from the scenario
i don't see any reason they won't figure it out
like in the immediate moment yeah it's probably a problem but in like 5 years or whatever it won't matter anymore
yeah there's going to be plenty of creative solutions
Almost like we have tests that you take in a room
yeah I mean they could just have people write shorter papers in person
the one that had the clear sheet and the big light
Yes
fkin academic shadow puppets
In my district, they also force home schooled kids to come take tests at centers.

they phased those out for video camera ones while i was in school tony 💀
Yeah we need to go back so these kids get learned
am i unc?
Yes
We got smartboards towards the end
Granted some classes had them in middle school for me
i never had a smartboard
tony and I were basically raised on these bad boys
I saw those until middle school
no yeah i had these in elementary school
Yeah they didn’t have anything else really. Maybe one teacher had a projector
I guess they kinda stopped using them in high school
but it wasn't really replaced by anything
Nah we used them every day in high school
High-school was the dogshit 'self study' for me
they went from those to the video camera ones to just laptop and projector
My economics teacher probably still uses them if he still teaches
Chromebooks being so affordable was a game changer
yeah we started having chromebooks in some classes when i was in middle school
but they didnt have them in all classes for me ever
I had that too
we had these bad boys in our middle school library
Learned to type on those bad boys
We used MacBooks in middle school but the program didn’t go to high school. So it was two years of carrying a school mandated laptop and then you went to high school without lol
we deadass had these in 6th grade
oldge
while those macs were in the library
Didn't have a mandated laptop
I have never seen an electronic typewriter
I hadn't before and haven't seen one since
cuz like we had a dell PC at home
it's not like it was relevant technology
to my age group
lol
Yeah it was the “Maine laptop initiative”
i learned to type on ultrakey in elementary school but typing correctly never stuck so i do the gamer hover left on wasd and peck on right
oh and mario teaches typing
that one was based af
it was basically just super mario but instead of jummping to hit boxes you types letters
i can type normally but I'm slower and less accurate
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We had a typing class on the those color Mac’s Shmeeps posted
if you practiced you could do it for sure
and im just sick with it
I COULD do it
I'm a home row gamer
But I DON'T like it
very asian
I type with 4 fingers lmao
good form
Middle and index
but my fking keyboard has so beer, crumbs, and nerd residue in it
that it doesn't let me type like a human
when i was in 7th grade we had a computer class where we played a game called
super hyper spider typer
or something
typing racing game
hop on monkeytype
It was funny to me when I was in 10th grade in our game design class, our teacher freaked out at how I type.
I feel like it’s very different. Google is like having access to a billion books and articles and when u do a search it gives you the relevant ones and u still have to go through them read them and analyze
Crazy
which was lowballing myself
Current tools are more like ah yes I have all the answers just copy
in the interview, they deadass made me take a typing test
bc they didnt believe me
like who tf is lying about 80
smh
gn 😴
I don't really agree tbh like if you want to be accurate you have to check your results, and if you believe in the accuracy or the accuracy has gotten good enough to trust it then are you not just doing research at the expected standards for 2026?
Do not blast in the work emails
i member when idiots would say wikipedia wasnt reliable
like I don't love using ai for everything or really anything but like
I think it's pretty clear that if it works you can just use it for whatever and you are literally learning the skills of modern day life
like what is school preparing you for? work? research?
Well that depends what you're using Wikipedia for
if its preparing you for critical thinking then great, you can be tested without using ai
The people who run it now are.. Um
I’ve been doing mental math at work lately just to prove I still got it
i have to do mental math alot and it really blows me away
20*35
how people are surprised
700
the alien would've had it quicker
So it’s more like 3*.93
you know what math sucks
time in decimals
well minutes to decimals
i hate that shit
and i have to worry about it alot
Yeah we use a 100 clicks in an hour system
I don’t currently have to do time card stuff but they might add it to my job
it sucks for me
we're not supposed to get more than 40 hours
or we can get in trouble (lol)
lol
but i have to look at my time
and also remember that i get perimeter pay
that has to be manually added by HR
so i get 1.25 hours added
each week
and like the math is easy
but if im checking mid shift
my time card doesnt update til end of day
You need to get on salary. Then you don’t have to worry about it
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Idk man I like hard disagree for up to undergrad which everything’s so generic ChatGPT can get you an A on every assignment. So different when u copy paste and get an A vs have to read something then write a summary of what u read ( best case scenario for google for example)
if chat getting an A on the assignment is a problem the problem is the assignment not the tools available
last i checked you don't have chatGPT on your exam
everything before the exam is just an effort check rather than a learning check anyways
whats the difference if you have a tool that answers questions vs your teacher giving you problems where the answer is in the back of the book anyways
or theres a quizlet with all the answers
Yeah but u learn if u actually do things which people don’t
Then u fuxk up exam as a class
cheating off a friend has been around since before computers btw
Then it gets curved because a prof cant fail more than a specific percent of people enforced by uni
So doesn’t matter that y failed every exam because u get curved with everyone else who equally knows nothing
everything got curved before chatGPT too
I was literally there for the shift
Yeah but u would do the assignments and learn something eventually
people would pay for chegg
Ig but idk man, I could literally see difference in my last few years of grad school when I was teaching and my own last year of undergrad
Like u could literally see before covid what was happening then post covid and was like woah they’re all completly clueless now
I don't disagree that people are doing worse work I just think that it's on the teaching staff to adapt to new technology
it always has been
that will never change
but again like
ultimately these people are being rewarded with passing for being good at using AI and like
in real life they will also be rewarded for being good at using AI
or new technology in general more broadly
one of my CS friends avoided getting laid off because he was maxing out his ai use at work compared to another friend at the same job
I think u need cognitive function
And that’s what u learn
It’s not the course material itself
It’s how it teaches u to think and solve problems
Which people aren’t learning anymore
hidden curriculum
And there has been like what exactly 1 case of AI actually solving a problem that hasn’t been solved yet
i mean they found a way to make google searches not matter for us
when i think back to all the assignments i've had to do over the years most of them could've been done with a search or whatever
but like
doing the problems yourself is always a choice
and I would never blame people for using their tools to get work done, the result you get is always on you
i think a big thing in this current state is
and the system will adapt to new tools somehow
knowing how to get answers if you dont know them
maybe they'll remove grades
Aight im going to Uniqlo cyall after
Bro goes to university of qlo
i havent even been in the business for more than 15 years and already seeing a decline in quality
cant imagine the guys that have been 30+ years in
bro goes to the university of ass
theyre rigging the games against you dawg
no other reason
i feel like bam
and melo just grabbed my foot
im not likely to return
that holliday movin like jr smith in the 2017 finals
pokemon champions was cool until i got to master ball and everyone is running either mega zard y + venusaur or mega floette
insanely boring
mega zard sounds like a slur
aaaaaaaa
Finally a reason to hate him
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Dear lord
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Thank you friend
I didn’t watch nomination video, maybe Bisu picked Flash))
Weird that it has 2 terrans, his PvT typically was quite meh, while PvZ was giga
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the orange mold in my water bottle straw said you'd post this
Ew
Omnipotent
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say less
Re 7/8 Ethan moment
OK BUDDY
proof?
Yeni Macaristan Başbakanı Peter Magyar, devlet televizyonu M1'de ilk defa konuk alındı ve şok açıklamalarda bulundu:
-Bu kanalın haber servisini askıya alacağız. Bu benimle ilgili değil, intikam peşinde değilim. Halkımız gerçeği yansıtan bir haberciliği hak ediyor.
-Orban döneminde iş insanlarına ve vakıflara verilen varlıkları kamulaştıracağız.
-Orban'a yakın Mathias Corvinus Collegium Vakfı'na MOL (Petrol şirketi) ve Gedeon Richter'in (İlaç şirketi) %10'u bedelsiz devredildi. Bu hisseleri geri alacağız.
-16 yıllık Orban döneminin ardından bu ülkede 400 bin Macar çocuğu derin yoksulluk yaşıyor.
-Cumhurbaşkanı Sulyok, benim gözümde ve halkın gözünde artık bu ülkenin cumhurbaşkanı değil.
-(Sunucunun kontra olarak Zelenski ile görüşmesini sorması üzerine) Bu esprinizi anlıyorum, hoşuma da gidiyor. Ama artık bu göndermelerinizin bir anlamı kalmadı.
-Size göre Almanya çöktü, orada inter…
uh
i cant read this
Okay that doesn't help too much... but you can figure it out.
am i having a stroke
New Hungarian Prime Minister Peter Magyar appeared as a guest on state television M1 for the first time and made shocking statements:
-We will suspend this channel's news service. This isn't about me; I'm not seeking revenge. Our people deserve journalism that reflects the truth.
-We will nationalize the assets given to businesspeople and foundations during the Orbán era.
-The Mathias Corvinus Collegium Foundation, close to Orbán, was transferred 10% of MOL (oil company) and Gedeon Richter (pharmaceutical company) for free. We will take back these shares.
-After 16 years of the Orbán era, 400,000 Hungarian children in this country are living in deep poverty.
-President Sulyok is no longer the president of this country in my eyes or in the eyes of the people.
-(In response to the host asking about his meeting with Zelensky as a counterpoint) I get your joke, and I even like it. But your references no longer carry any meaning.
-According to you, Germany has collapsed, there's no internet there, people aren't even having sex. The Hungarian people were laughing at you.
-It was said on this channel that even my young children won't talk to me, when in fact my children live with me.
-(When the host interrupted him) No host in this studio ever dared to interrupt Hungary's most corrupt and most lying prime minister.
-(When asked about the legal basis for closing the news service) For someone on this channel to accuse me of breaking the law looks like a thief accusing the police.

So long the network becomes, or ends up being more neutral, definitely.

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yooo that goes hard as hell
Yuuhhh.
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I wonder what the duties are from Ukraine...

💯 fucking staccato harpsichord 
Turns out the duties are 10 to 20% 
!pf war
i dont get this headline bc u already had to register once u turned 18 lol
'had to'

There's also supposedly some really gross shit (internally) about undocumented/documented migrants facing jail time otherwise.
AHHHHHH

see u guys at coachella this weekend
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u wanna see katseye sooo bad
or bini
wrong color
what is that word, my man
what word?
wordle
I have that a lot with wordle
Well pc is alive. Minor problems with the new case, need to get another sata power cord cause where the second hard drive is attached is weirdly far from the first. Also need to get new fan clips for my cpu cooler fans, they are not really designed to come out and all of them did somehow when I took it apart
Although I might just get a new cooler. It kinda bent a little, both the pipes and the radiator fins, in transit. I bent it back mostly but we'll see how it holds up
glad pc aint dead, worst feeling when it is
@waxen latch
hmm
do i click on a random audio file from someone who has been in the server for 3 days
hmmmMMMM
people do stupid shit every day
we only share kpop in this channel
thats the first time somebody called me hot
Aight im plodding along through dragonflight
Why did they make Alexstraza thicker than zoo glass
Who at blizzard was horny on main
Just newer model no?
you are hot
36.6 is pretty hot in my book
I think so
But holy moly
No I’m just shocked blizz went like that for her new design
(plusmyheartbelongstomaievforeverandalways)
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@torn mural as well because I think you might appreciate a cool CS moment
id rawdog @waxen latch
Should I buy a bag from Ukraine and ship it to the US.
probably

Only 100usd but I have no idea what processor/etc. is used for his website sales, which he is just starting tomorrow.
Wonder how it embeds,
https://packolab.com/slim-sam-avocado-interior
IT DOESNT. Lol.
Before I got to the end I was fully convinced it was a trump post.
I normally view Trump's whinging in the language of a '90s serial killer
anyone here deep into dota2? is it fun?
Oh I'm deep in something 
||Depression
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But no, never played DotA
feel like its just so much stuff to know
hello
banger or no
not main but i did play leauge alot
i was shit tho

ok i guess my question is why are you interested in dota
in my (biased) opinion i think dota is the best moba out there
the main issue is there's like 200-500 hours of suffering involved before you actually enjoy it
after i hit a certain number of hours something clicked and i just started having so much fun
i see
so if thats what you're into then go for it
is it beacuse theres just so much going on
but its an incredibly deep and complex game
leauge seemed somehow way easier
but it rewards you for the time you put in
league is easier to an extent
the game is "more simple"
how is
but there arent many new players
so the biggest problem i had with leauge
is thanos from top lane arriving at your door
it was always unfun if 1 guy would totaly fuck up u can just not play
how is that in dota

dota snowballing is fucking insane
i see
you can have a guy be like 5+ levels above you
but it also if i snowball
and if you also lost lane and did not buy appropriate counter items
i get rewarded for being good
uhh?
think that goes for leauge too no
damn
items are incredibly powerful in dota
and if you dont know how they work or their interactions
that i do like tho
you will get fucked
beacuse leauge has like 1 build for so many characters
which is boring imo
or u swap like 2-3
as seasoned player how would u suggest to go on about this?
get a small "dota for noobs guide" going and then play and try to understand?
Its prob going to take that many hours just for the basic concepts of the game and what you should be doing in a game to start to make sense. All of the info above will be incorrect info ofc but you will learn more as you play more. After 2000 hours you finished the tutorial
for all levels
i would just search for a generic beginners guide
watch it
and then go about playing the "turbo" game mode
its basically like urf but the only thing thats increased is gold generation
so the games are much faster
but you still get a semi realistic experience in the game
Ehh, turbo wont teach you how to farm though
items are the same abilities are the same etc.
bruh theyre gonna struggle to move at first
tf you mean farm
did you forget turn speed is a thing
i played like 2-3 games with a friend
also dont forget @modest willow go through your keybinds and make sure you're very comfortable with them
some heroes have like
Me when she rides my bat
7 abilities
moving and farming seamed similar to leauge
make sure you have every item slot bound
atleast to me
can i just not play them
and make sure you have keybinds for all your courier actions

you can but
sometimes a hero has 4 and you buy an item
and it makes you have 5 or 6
i was joking i got u
so youd be better off just
ye
one of the best things about understanding dota is being able to watch pro dota
Honestly If your gonna play turbo though just try differebt heros til you got 1-2 a role you like
that shit is 100x better than pro league
pro dota can average like 2 kills a minute in a hectic game
and the games go on for like 60 mins
and with buybacks you basically have 10v10 teamfights
damn
shits cinematic
thats a long ass time
yeah i was gona test out like everything
are there like somenthing like normals?
rated would def be int
or 100 games i cant remember
fr?
but i wouldnt hop into normal games cause if you lose in normal you're gonna lose for 30+ minutes
thats actualy pog ngl
i see
My favorite dude is ancient apparition
I got like 900 games as him

you will come out with like 200 hours and an insane amount of knowledge compared to where you started
id also buy a month of dota plus
that shit is goated
If you think a char is too op play them next
idk can u realy learn that with just playing it 1-2 times
that sounds hella p2w?
yes because you will have a general idea of what the hero does

that is true
i mean leauge has it too now
ye
with camp timeres
Pay 2 win would be putting fotm's feet or femboy twinks on my screen
aight so turbo mode
Couldn't lose
play every character

i have to figure how to fucking build and where to go with these
that for sure will be fun xD
get dota plus
There is in-game guides
and just follow what it recommends
it has starting items
and then you go left to right
Or dota plus covers it
go do turbo 2-3 games every hero and then normal 2-3 games every hero
following
and when ur addicted ill see you in 10k hours
Its mostly self explanatory
dont care about the why for now
As to why
imagine i just pop off
focus on fundamentals
take as much stimulus off your brain as you can
or ur gonna be all over the place
those are the fundamentals no
not when you first start
bet
wait till you get stuck in a fucking treeline or smth
are u playing it over steam or extra launcher
Wait til he gets hooked into a high ground
for some reason i cant get dota into steam library


Amature hours
@inner wadi ill fist you
go play deadlock
also @modest willow if you like mobas and shooters then skip dota and just go play deadlock
damn i can find it on shop and it says "in your library" but its not there
im stuck at the big red circle rn
i heard good about deadlock
click the circle
but my friend said its still in beta or w.e
and we are waiting for the release relesase
deadlock is worth playing NOW
games like hella fleshed out rn
god announces resurrection
doesnt feel like a beta at all
dont get farmed waiting for full release
we got no invites tho
and you can invite your friend after
where the hell is that
ROCK AND STONE
I played since Dota 2 beta
DEEP ROCK ENJOYERS HAVE HUGE hearts
Oh?
Solid game
oh i see but that just makes the playable visible
Barotrauma is top tier too
oh it should show all uninstalled games
thats what im saying
cause if its in your library but uninstalled then it should be there
and you should be able to just click it then install it
lmao
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