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on deriod
real shit
@modest lion @brazen eagle @arctic violet
How much was the order in total?

1300

That’s like 25%
down horrendous bro
holy smokes
Got a sick nasty deal though
Groupset is usually like 2300-2400
So can’t complain I guess, but the tariff is crazy

Yeah well...
TEMU is getting absolutely fucking obliterated, as you should expect.
https://youtu.be/V9lMlTS1MK0?si=cWDWu3LwKydl2M4l @calm hedge
At Alchemy 100 you can now drink a total of 22 Skooma by drinking 12 Skooma with your hotkey and another 10 from your inventory.
Alchemy at level 49 and under: 4 from hotkey and 4 from inventory
Alchemy at level 50: 6 from hotkey and 6 from inventory
Alchemy at level 100: 12 from hotkey and 10 from inventory
The limit in the original game was ...
the sprint animation makes it so much better
do drugs, they give you super powers 

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
shame she wasn't even the worst
I have a few other examples, I think it's calculated on the base price and not the goofy ass temu price.
Yes but have you tried simply moving?
What’s the game about
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Turn based sekiro with a bunch of combat builds/customization fighting invaders(?).
Might move to aus for graduate school!!!!!!!!
!vibecheck
19: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Turn based EW
Omg Austin is lovely
Austin, australia (the austrian part)
Austin more like...austin
Ah yes
There's a whole lot of reactive dodging and parrying.
I too am a master of geography
Master this 
Cannot contain its power
You know who I just remembered existed
@gentle basin
Which part of the uk are you in fotm
Korea
Holidaymaking is based
me asking for directions to trafalgar square
I like the videos of the guy stealing phones and running from the police there
the police force in the UK seems useless
yeah they need to be more like US police
gunning down everything in sight immediately
if u have never been tazed you may not know
but that shit fucking SUCKS
Or pepper spray
my GOD
mfs will stop acting up once they get peppered
absolute worst
Honestly can't believe Expedition 33 has blended turn-based with real-time dodge, parry and perfect attack this well. It's just transformative. And I am like *the* no turn-based guy
[signing to gorilla] Me Michael. Michael friend gorilla. No fight gorilla. Michael betray man for friend gorilla.
@clever sleet
Me to myself
If you think those suck try being in a car with ne after I had a bag of spicy jerky and boiled eggs for breakfast
That won't save you from the smell
2 day old lava ranch 
I think I just saw the absolute worst Ai post in existence
Like I've seen some stuff
But
What the fuck is this
Me when I flirt with @ornate iris
Not sure if furry propaganda, incel propaganda, or fever dream
My favorite part is how inconsistent the sizes are
this was actually funny as fuck
i lost it when it went to the pregnant panther

!vibecheck
12: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Moroes wtf
!vibe
369: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!vibe doz blade flurrying corpses again
199: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
That's the furry community in a nutshell
not really, because they HATE the AI bullshit more then everyone
@gaunt cipher @clever sleet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z29xnpLMGPs
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I didn't mean the ai but the theme
men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture
!pf snow in almost may
@gaunt cipher @clever sleet @plucky wigeon


You know its probably fake I hope but at this point it wouldn't shock me if he said it
Sounds like something he would say.
Whether it's true or not is irrelevant; he would say it for the attention
Though this is actually more sane than most of his recent tweets which is why I think its fake
I had to take akio to the vet today
It looked like this

My cats are cool with the carrier and even hang out in there if I leave it out
When its vet time they can sense it and avoid
why did you tell him its the Vet
He can read
wtf, smarter then me
Classic shiber
??
thank you gary
thank you gary

!pf blade
!pf flurry
thank you gary
You’re welcome
Gary numa
@hasty nova @modest lion

Put together by a Georgetown law student
And now the big law firms are begging them for their statuses to be improved lmao
Because it’s severely affecting their recruiting

big aesthetics
random korean street corner core
!pf
!VIBE blue
333: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
!vibecheck
106: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
!vibe lunch break
360: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
!vibe morning gym
229: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/strengthening-and-unleashing-americas-law-enforcement-to-pursue-criminals-and-protect-innocent-citizens/
@hasty nova @flat scaffold @modest lion

the very first line says it all
Safe communities rely on the backbone and heroism of a tough and well-equipped police force.
No it doesn't you fucking dolt. Safe communities rely on encouraging compassion and support and understanding in your communities, instead of spewing hate you fucking orange dimwit.
The line where they’re sending the national guard into cities says even more
I want off this ride
Not allowed, we’ll miss you
Whos writing the script to this era
Idk but they make Stephen king look normal
🗿
dont worry, surely new patch is gonna fix these
Ah cant wait for the new patch. Sadly no notes or ptr yet
Maybe they could lower the gpu prices a little in the patch too. Kinda whack rn
Trump apparently
I second that
@hasty nova https://x.com/cnnbrk/status/1917214482771702252
White House accuses Amazon of "hostile and political act" after reported plan to display the additional cost of tariffs next to the price of items https://t.co/71Loyslkp3
ekssss deeeeeee
The only way this gets any funnier is if he deports bezos
Can’t tell if she’s nose job or too much skiing down coke mountain
looks like nosejob to me
One would think they’d welcome this initiative because tariff should be 0, it’s not American people that are paying them
you'd think that but we're still paying for supply line issues we had 6 years ago

we'll find a way
Man todays shift was boring and slow
And reddit had nothing but trump doing trump things
Back to a society without phones I suppose...

Amazon ran that back, already, even after paying the first lady $40 million dollars so that they could have the privilege of making a documentary about a useless life.
it is always funny to see how each side will defend outsourced labor to countries with questionable worker's/human rights legislation when it's convenient to their other arguments

I feel like during the whole nike sweat shop fiasco like 15 years ago the arguments were almost identical
but the parties were flip floped
I could be misremembering
I mean they're all neoliberal, there's nothing different about them when it comes to trade.
I will fart twice when I fly back over
But maybe the people on the left will coyly ask Nike to investigate or something.
Meh.
!pf no cap og fr fr
PRAISE HELIX
!pf 138
!pf
looks like something out of zoombinis
!vibe
239: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
its always funny when a country with questionable workers/human rights legislation outsources things to another country to then complain about that country's workers rights/human rights legislation, even if its better than their own.
eat while on the can?
i wont be getting paid to be on the can!!!!
nothin more demoralizing than spilling spaghetti on your balls at the office
the saddest poop
that made me laugh irl
Clearly you never confused your meatball knife and your poop knife
poop knife is a deep cut
dont get 2 broken arms
Wtf
monka
!pf deeny
are you eating and shitting in the dark?
im not eating

Color what the
you don't need power to shit
Perhaps the power behind the shit will turn on the lights again
but you're gonna have to use your phone flashlight to check if the TP is clean after wiping

just go by feeling
he has the poweeer
Just start screaming

He shit so hard it fixed the electrical grid
shitting with no power and not even getting paid
u fumbled today
!pf
!vibe
328: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
Dno if yall play tft, but seems gamers have claimed yet another dev working in public.
Folks just cant not bully devs out of some
rarely, didn't quite like the latest patch
what happened?
Yea wasnt the greatest. But sad to see mort stop patch rundowns and streams.
Mort bullied
Yeah this set isnt as good as last. Last one was peak.
Still played the pass thru and gona try patch tomorrow.
I skipped everything after dragons. Got back last set, so from my past sets arcane was real balanced.
Dragons were not my thing so I got burned bad.
i played 9-13 but i played very little in 11
runeterra 2, music and arcane 2 i played the most
You feeling the 10 revival?
not sure if ill play or not
i did really love set 10 though
theres a lot of fun comps
All new to me and people seem to hype it up
the chosen/spotlight mechanic gets annoying when you play it for too long though
but its really strong thematically and the units are mostly really fun
Same as the prismatic aug now?
wdym
Share the spotlight
and it has a special buff and a trait +1
Yea was same in last revival
I kinda dig that mechanic
its fun but it gets a little gimmicky
Could see that
like on 8 you have to roll for a 2* 4 cost
and if you hit its a huge spike and if you miss you get fucked
Yeah i can imagine if meta is fast 8/9 its just hit or miss. At least last revival plenty rr were popping so it wasnt that bad.
rr can be frustrating too sometimes
but i think they give you unlimited bag size for revival
so that shouldnt be a big problem
Not this 10 revival. They chaning it

so sad not seeing fotmrogue on a wow video

Naw that's way too much
When does this timeline end? How are 47 and Putin still breathing?

major fucking L
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85% is an insanely specific number
!vibe
222: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
Why do these camera angles give me like modern family vibes
Maybe im turbo cooked but
the way the camera was positioned in so many of those shots it felt like some kind of long ass ongoing tv show
Not some turbo serious movie
!vibe
390: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

(Edited)
lol I thought it was funny

Yeah it's like it's only targeting Tesla and no one else. 
I think this "documentary-esque" type of shooting is just common in biopics
https://youtu.be/bvPRxy9kmSg?si=HSUHO7USsn3u-qL_ like the apprentice from 2024 as an example of a recent biopic looks similarly
Watch the brand new trailer for The Apprentice - in cinemas October 18th.
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Like the moving camera thats zooming in on someone while they’re saying something
Im sure theres a better term for it that my stupid ass doesnt know but
idk puts me off
ahh
crash zooming
All the crash zooms created by Quentin Tarantino
I lowkey thought that came out in like 2000-something after watching it (which didnt make sense since the events took place in 2012)
But was great aesthetic and atmosphere
aint ever been so upset at a main character before
he is a gambler after all 
Definitely not as embellished as this what they’re doing but yeah
that man did the most stupid shit ever, like they didnt really need to explain it but I don’t get how someone with two houses can be in that deep

like just sell off some shit idk
stop gambling
no six leg parlays for kg winning the tipoff please
not a true celtics fan
Kg hugging bill russell and saying i got one of my own made me cry yesterday
You don’t get it he had a soft touch
if i came over to you with a briefcase holding a single cigarette would you cry
Weirdest porn start ever
Yeah and?
you really are a true friend
Of course homie.
@serene crescent Name a better duo than Brits and that one drum/snare combo
Zine knows what I’m talking about but he’s not showing up on tags
i fking hate reddit
Is it cause you have feathers and not long hair?

GG ... vote of no confidence this motherfucker...
TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed!
MORAN: That was photoshopped
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Trivial to make him believe anything at this point.
1? I play league, I got 4 on my team every game

I think this was done as well, something about 27 chimps or something?
Or 27 people or something
Don't remember
aintnoway it needs 27 people to defeat a chimp
Battle royal, 27 dudes bs 27 chimps let’s see who wins
Chimps are hyper violent, very fast, and capable of ripping the skin off your bones.
GL
same

Grandma gave me half a pizza and 6 cupcakes
Today is a day

Also asked me if I want a female to befriend my orange
is dwayne johnson really acting if hes still a celebrity fighter in this movie 
Dwayne can't actually act as anyone but The Rock.
No this time he isnt the rock this time its dwayne johnson
He doesn't know where The Rock ends and Dwayne begins
@lilac heath
idk why posts like this drive me so insane
these people are just like fking amoebas floating through life without a single original thought in their brains
Same tbh
like what kind of fucking question
is that
it like going on fucking reddit and asking "is it better to have chicken or beef for lunch"
is it cause you have feathers and no long hair mr duck?
MOTHERFUCKER I'M NOT GOING TO CHOOSE YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU
yes 
nah id win
100 ryoliths and we eating silverback haunch for breakfast lunch and dinner
i dont fear the man thats beaten off one hundred men
i fear the man thats beaten me off one hundred times
That's why I'm so scared of myself
You fear yourself?
he is seeking solace from the horrors of ohio
I suppose so
He’s just chillin there
Lots of june bugs to eat so
Bro has the whole buffet to himself
he looking back at u like tf u gonna do about it
!vibecheck
200: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!viberz
49: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
have u heard about this Vietnam War sim
this shit is so funny im dying
and then
I've been informed that deep, DEEP within this game, there's an entire system for finishing your tour of duty and being discharged stateside to live your life in an entirely different multi-state American open-world.
I don't even know what to say. https://t.co/YD6aPsGpz9
QRT: kinpatsukenshi
Update: Game's fucking unhinged. There's roving bands of spider monkeys you can gun down for extra XP. My PATRIOTISM stat increases as I blow a VC officer's head off with my 1911. There's a dedicated "kill civilians" order. My grenadier lights a cig as napalm burns the treeline.
its $15 i wanna get it lmao
are u a patriot or a fortunate son
The amen break
i will become a traitor actually and fight for the vietcong
i will have tears in my eyes when i raise my patriotism score then

kamper grippers reveal

!pf gm ot

!pf gm fuu
must be the elon bot


@soft pendant you seen liam running smb

@gaunt cipher @clever sleet
Yeah he’s been doing it a few weeks now
Kind of boring to watch
Oh he’s watching new suigi record
w a s h e d
I am Nippon
Nihongo 
Nihongo josu
being british (in Japan)
Daijobu desu
arigato gozaimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasu
Looking ass
:3
:3
sou desu ka?
picture taken of the corona virus with a new super microscope
I thought that was tan Ray Romano
!pf
my family didnt care that much i was not a doctor
!pf doctor pet
@shell sparrow 
!pf mood today
radio nova
yea
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is that check engine?
🙂

It is Wednesday my Garfs

!vibe
265: On the come up I see you. 

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@DropSiteNews
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This is the cat channel, right?
It's hiding a non qwerty layout. Also thanks, I love pondering my orb
any channel is a cat channel
In that case...
(I only have 2 cats, I've played my entire hand)
It’s okay I love them both ty for sharing
You have infinite content machine
Twice
Im going to do things
Those dont look like ow skins
that almost made me think about playing it for 2 seconds
Is the collab outside the game?
Irl ow gundams would be cool as hell (not for me personally but i see the appeal)
i used to love gundams a lot as a kid
love the fly me to the moon evangelion cover
fry me to da moooon


me when @torn mural


All this time and I still haven’t bothered with the lumberjack outfit
I just be chillin doing forestry
Would be plus Int if the crab was facing the right way
Crab head. Crab head.
sos?

Yuuuhhhhhh
where is that from

A Texas detention center on the way to El Salvador.
isnt tomorrow a federal holiday?
not in NL

Monday is off tho
But I don't want to be pregnant 
@hasty nova @modest lion @daring mauve does this mean the US is a level 4 travel threat destination?
absolutely
it hits all those points, including the US being a country where the US government does not offer assistance.
Too real
100%
Dude
233333
< 3
Would Australia be considered a Level 4 travel advisory since a majority of the animals there are capable of doing those things?
@modest lion @torn mural @steel snow @pulsar trail
why are you pinging me on random memes i have no idea about
i think i missed something
ah
ok
i get it

my bad tho ill stop tagging you i thought we were friends
@cyan oxide check out this guy who hates friends
je suis un garçon
no i tought you miss pinged
cause i didnt understand
but i understand now
was funny
i accept the ping
Almost as cute as you
!pf
I took a solid 30s to get the joke 
brain slow
dadsen comes from the shadows
I'm so busy these days I only come at night 
the nightstalker,no..that sounds bad

!pf dadsen and fuu
thats called being employed
(forced to jerk off after work)
((I met with HR once about this trust me))
(I'm still unemployed)

(same)
or were you on the marketing team for that game i forget

Uh oh...
Yeh I was, it was a year and a half ago already
Time flies
No u
I don’t come even at night
What’s that called?
the fennec special stealth move
wish i had a witty one liner for that
thats called being into league of legends
found it, thanks gang
I haven’t touched lol in like 15 years
same actually its such a good record to have
like my friends relapsing like "hey man come play its fun again!"
alcoholics falling off the wagon
Again implying it has been at some point
never playing league holy
I only played it because my friend played it. Dota >>> lol
171: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
Undefeated, legendary
New BAAAAAAAAAAGS

That slim one is nice
How much
I'll be waiting.
100 to 160, free shipping I think.
Two smaller ones are 100, medium one is 140, large is 160
you must have so many bags
I just look at things and wait for sales, I'm notoriously picky and spend way too much fucking time researching.
@elder patrol go voice
why
so i can not join and go haha
Sweet nothings, or somethings.

Teehee

That’s a weird name for bussy
IT'S TIME TO START READING AGAIN,
https://www.whitehouse.gov/wire/
and I don't mean that website
explain this please
It's just weird wording taken out of context, it's a wet pocket for a toiletry kit/bag.


@clever sleet saw that and thought about you
!vibe
115: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

BREAKING: Tesla, $TSLA, Board of Directors have just reportedly opened a search for a CEO to succeed Elon Musk, per WSJ
yeah but can you put wet stuff in there
Probably.
I been away a very long time. Are 2s titles still gone?
OW
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones
Fucking NOTHING at this point.
!rtb 5 and miz decides on a bag
:game_die:Skull and Crossbones :game_die:Ruthless Precision
!rtb 5 and he buys all of the ones hes shilled for
:game_die:Ruthless Precision :game_die:Skull and Crossbones
we're twins tony
New main: Vengeance Demon Hunter.
You gotta quit wow ig
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.

gonna go try my luckat mr rq
Yo wait nono
miz staring down bankruptcy rn
!newmain
New main: Demonology Warlock.
this fucking thing sucks

Never mind I thought this one was more expensive...
https://defybags.com/collections/bags/products/insidious-sling-messenger-black-ballistic-nylon-horween-burgundy-oxblood-chromexel-leather?variant=39587134931030
it's still $300
!newmaine for miz
New main: Balance Druid.
!newmain fr this time ong no cap my man
New main: Blood Death Knight.
!newmain fr this time
New main: Devastation Evoker.
!newmain
New main: Subtlety Rogue.
O fuck no
471: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe
314: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
Ngl crazy to see a second game do a no man's sky
Good morning my son
hello tony tonkatsu

Tonyaakatsu
this is my photo btw
might use it as a lock screen or smth
feel free to borrow if you want
just screenshotted ur nft thanks
i gave u permission kink denied
getting denied is my kink thanks rocking half mast now
fug

miss u
!vibecheck
248: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
chat if he doesnt say it back kill his runescape character
Mods, take his frenulum
@warped wedge
something about watching gobert just makes me mad
fr*nch
no but fr i cant stand seeing him do well
xd
what are the timberwolves shooting from 3
like 15%?

fellas
would yall go to this
Yes 100
who's bringing the shrooms
and i think itd be cool
there is a video game one they do
id want gf to go with me
i know she fucks with the wii
but idk what else she would know
Mario kart 64 rainbow road
oh yeah true
i'd chase you through the interstellar corn field

also deeny i was asked out
join the cult
gonna have to find a new job in 6 months
im a year at the current job
Could be worth it tho
I’m 10 years at this job and 6 years with my gf

arent u a usps worker
mf slangin mail and dick
goated
Yes
did she hit on you
also damn i need a new job
something near the boston area would be cool



i've seen the resume
the resume had woofs and barks
yeah but by now you have definitely developed on your skills
i woofed and barked so much
i am now a taken man
funnily enough imo
our 1 year is next month
Yeah we know
arent u supposed to be in bed
I am
Who the fuck has desktop icons
idk man i looked it up in the gif thing
Happy for you tho
eta on rogue discord nuke?
!vibe gingerbread man has gang affiliations
448: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
I just call them combies

Some mfs are too accepting
This conspiracy originated from a teacher posting on Facebook talking about how their school has been receiving buckets of kitty litter...
Reminds me of that kid telling the teacher 'hes the alpha'
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