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cold brew coffee
I can respect that
Love myself some cold brew
kirkland got me in a chokehold fr
you're noit meant to squeeze the windpipe
Sepia tone
A song about a soldier and war.
Lyrics written by Natloz, vocalised with the help of A.I.
Lyrics:
I am a soldier,
From the bottom of my feet,
To the burden on my shoulder,
I will move a boulder just to,
Execute the order,
Counter off a troop of 66,
On route to cause mass disorder,
Know the sound o' mortar,
Leavin' every mortal traumatised,
Va...
you're meant to squeeze the blood vessels on either side of the neck
unless you wanted to strangle them
As a connoisseur of autoerotic asphyxiation
nice to know we can get choked by fotm safely
Is somebody gonna match my freak? (I choked her to death oopsie)
hahaha
I’m gonna shove chicken fingers down my gullet now

!vibe 53
177: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
No phones on the fairway
Never heard that one but I’ll use it
I’m playing by myself between two men’s clubs
I have like 15 minutes between every shot

Usually people get paid for that
I don’t care if my pair ups are bad as long as they aren’t slow
It’s taken an hour to finish 3 holes


Oh wow. I got through 9 in an hour 25 today 
It’s so busy 
All right well this is cursed...
265: On the come up I see you. 
!vibe 5 over through 5
216: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
371: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!

!vibe
426: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
!vibe
171: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.

!vibe Mondays
293: On the come up I see you. 
ok time for mini nap wish me luck
!vibecheck
161: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
!vibecheck
283: On the come up I see you. 
I’d be happy about 6 over and mad about any double too lol
my driver is finally cooperating again
I'm so close to breaking into single digit handicap

I might break 20 by the end of the year 
seen 4 bears so far @clever sleet
Smoky?
Nah
But they were digging through trash
Some crazy white man walked up to one and tried to shoo it away
Wild lolol
were they black or brown bears
!vibe tired
312: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger
brown wouldve killed the dude
ye thats why i asked lmao
Black
One of them we saw from the car
The momma bear and cubs we saw from the balcony of our cabin
So we were good haha
@brazen eagle can we start a
thread?



LMAO
!vibe nya
4: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
love the leon cosplay
!vibe
358: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
Interesting I like the Nyashley bit more
I'm always here for a good cat pun

no






@native flower
BOSH.
!vibe im tired
245: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

@hasty nova
already said it elsewhere, but she should just go out in public and claim she was born in Sugondese, and the republicans would spread it like wildfire
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
They’re also trying to state it’s illegal to swap candidates. Not like they’ve actually declared from their party convention.
¯_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
!vibe
101: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
Veep
too early
dont like knowing my day could consist of just work and no time to relax and enjoy something
granted its my fault for working almost 10 hour days


you know why
Pins 😛
Update:
Crowdstrike came out and released a technical report confirming my analysis. They were reading in a bad data file and attempting to access invalid memory.
This global crash was a two-part bomb. The detonator apparently, was NOT new.. it was PRE-INSTALLED.
/1
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@inner wadi if a coworker brings up hip thrusts what does it mean
They work out
If I was a bird and deeny was a worm and nature took its course and we made a weird bird/worm baby would you still love us
Not as much a stu loves you
i cannot with this timeline
I cant

Reposting because it’s awful
filter evading by using tiktok smh
true
I think the apples rotten right to the core

me
I was gonna ping you about something earlier but I forget what it was
remember it
jesse what the fuck are you talking about




earthen in tww
ohhhh
Is that the homie ?
ah boomkin got it
nah hes never made it to max level
he played monk and mage before
and warrior at one point
gm brothers
my friend is probably just saying he wants to because he makes shit up
i told him i would ask him at prepatch to see if he was serious
idk what he would want to do at max
barrier to entry for new players is just insane
!vibecheck gn
498: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibe 207
34: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Oh my
!vibe 69 god
352: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
Real 
On god try dark and darker if you haven’t agreon this game is what wow PvP wishes it was and the pve fun too
They got raid bosses n shit


!pf angel
!pf 137
me
Hmmm... Sucks that no one ride you if you're ever doing that
It's like you're flying solo

monsterfucker seli confirmed
dont have to be one to state the obvious



!vibe 287
253: On the come up I see you. 


!vibe
246: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.
!vibe toilet
258: On the come up I see you. 
!tox 400 toilet
368: ramlu is hazardous toxic.
!tox 287
47: scurryscourge is not toxic.
Hm
!vibe 328
266: On the come up I see you. 
!tox 266
268: ramlu is very unhealthy toxic.
close
🤏
!iq 82
141: ramlu IQ Classification: Superior
!vibe 469
436: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
450: Vibes are immaculate 
same energy
Yuh. 
!vibe
129: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
Damn
Do I dare post the video of Richard E. Grants favourite word

!vibe 367
10: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Holy
!tox 10
417: ramlu is hazardous toxic.
airplane snot
bag
OG product
Ignore the rules of fashion. Linear, geometry cowboy, you like the style chosen by yourself

Looks like a gofundme product. They have a few of it and it will never make it to stores, but they get the funds 
!vibe 267
40: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Yeah I don't know really, the Chinese one isn't even the same product made in the same factory for cheaper, the dimensions are all screwy.
it also says fashion in lowercase on the front
!iq 144
190: ramlu IQ Classification: Albert Einstein
real
GZ
@torn mural can u protect me from cheaters pls
if I promise it is safe, can you open it?
Koffing skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game

Ranked limbo is not fun
!vibe 472
179: Your vibe is acceptable, but watch yourself.
FOLLOW @roidragereem
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yes sanae
Why do you have to make me feel old
You are old
Good Morley
GM


You know what i found yesterday? A sketchy looking spice shop with a dude that barrely spoke swedish, you know that shop had some real good and cheap spices i filled up with 
Also got some dried chilies

Try to find me 
speaking of chilis
The man found the forbidden spice shop 

bussin
What did you just call me?

Its too good man
MSG goated ngl
@blazing kite you got chicken salt?
would od on it if I lived there for sure
store bought stuff just doesnt hit
We have a lot of “seasoned salt” that’s msg and salt
And it slaps
could be
Maggi?

The chicken broth company?
And not really storable
This shit?
ye


pak soy and spring onion are so great for asian dishes
But putting that shit in the fridge and eating it the day after is so gross
maggi is german or swiss or smth not vietnamese smh
I know but they use it there
i made some lao gan ma myself a couple years ago it was so good
soaked some fermented black beans in whiskey n all that shit
That’s what I thought, but I’m also stupid so ya know
I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.

What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.
what do you call ramlu?
filtered word
But tbf, its crazy. The air ports just stole the name from the famous cod mw2 map Terminal and used it without shame
sue them
terminal had good spawn trap
Metro in BF3 too

Metro was a cool experience
i dont want to repeat
Just explosions and bodies everywhere
actual war
true,got my hrs in
Getting so much points from just putting down ammo boxes and healing stations 
support pov
Best feeling was when you were able to sneak behind the enemies and put a spawn bake behind them





self inflicted pain
rather get chemo again than watch that
again?
damn sorry u had to go thru that
Ramlu is the one ball wonder now
one ball is all it takes
huh
!vibecheck 
18: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
Man I wish
I was referring to Ramlus situation, haha

sorry 

!vibe 
102: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.
Goo was side effect, he wanted him to become a minority too
!vibe 303
1: Go take a nap big guy, get some rest. 
in the second movie he literally rides on a metal frisbee

Marvel had balls making the Jewish man the villain
Plus the leader of the "good guys" sits on his ass the entire movie.
!vibecheck too sleepy
462: Vibes are immaculate 
!vibecheck work week only just began
93: Be more chill about it dooder, for everyone's sake.
https://cuedle.fun/ lets see
Cuedle is a thrilling and original new web based aural adventure where music aficionados can soar through a time tunnel of amazing hits from every decade!
!vibecheck graveyard shift done
251: On the come up I see you. 
!tox 251
77: ramlu is moderate toxic.

dont look under your bed
!pf
Scoot over, there isn't much room down here
dont worry I can move in his walls
Gm OT
He needs to clean out under here, Lotta dust
looks abit donk
couldnt get the 80s song



I had 4 hours of sleep Seli
And nearly threw up due to stress
Cuedle is a thrilling and original new web based aural adventure where music aficionados can soar through a time tunnel of amazing hits from every decade!
Are you proud
I already called you an idiot a few days ago, I'm not going to repeat it
slut
Note to self: Lorentz is into name-calling
ok catboy
Clearly I'm the Bulbasaur because I'm not Tentacool.

I was scared of bears when I was a kid, but not much of them around here
I am scared since I walked into them in limgrave
ye they hurt
!pf me and @elder patrol touching tips
true
looks like space travel
!vibecheck
406: On cloud 9 biggest vibe in the room! No @s, no cameras, no questions.
370: ramlu is hazardous toxic.
!vibe my friend dj missing spooder
360: You're in the fuckin zone lets RIDE!
true
was just some jumping spider being cool
#CUEdle #1990s #824
🟩 2.2s
90s wasn't bad










!iq
7: dapspman IQ Classification: Idiot
!vibe
453: Vibes are immaculate 
461: dapspman is hazardous toxic.
!tox 7
204: ramlu is very unhealthy toxic.
!tox
466: whispyr is hazardous toxic.
Me
!pf whisp suckin
Ban Hata... wait
!tox
122: kpb. is unhealthy for sensitive groups toxic.
Watch the stream here:
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#Shorts #Twitch #Twitter

@pulsar trail he confessed
what did I delete?
Hi
Yes
he's just rude these days idk

every one of those was deserved
except the whore
but the idiot definitely was


!vibe
136: You're not being very chill but we can work on it. Do a lap and reassess your vibe.

@fereran @notrickz @.jke wanna see something insane?
Erm
@dusty scarab @scenic blaze @soft pendant
Ya girl POPPED the fuck off with this one


I'm in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)
@hot crystal
which one are yall
i like escapades

ah if it isnt my friend Shannon, Shannon Higgans
Where do I acquire this

:nomf:
the answer is a resounding, absolutely
Nom but your mouth already full of noms





cat souls







@serene crescent
Slow mf
is he doing the TECHNOLOGY
Isn’t it sear minute each side then 4 flip?
na 1.5
Trying the Kieron method
We'll see
trust
4 laps in 2:26? Brother that’s fucking CRAZY your mile time is CRACKED you should be in the Olympics fr
how thick we saying 
That's how many times I came in 2:26
Girthmaster


I've seen it
We've all seen't it
Unfortunately
could be my cat
successful nomf
very successful nomf

@cyan oxide 
how thick was it 
Uhm
cos you can't be cooking some 1.5inch shit like that 

He meant the meat
NO SHIT IT WAS RAW
Not your meat

listen
I am not firing up my oven for a single steak
Then you'd have it in a pan on a low heat with the lid on for quite a while
That said, it's fixed

that steak is thick as hell
but it do be cooked
next time you cook a regular ass ribeye/sirloin
It's cut in half even 
no fucking way
it was a tall boy.
mans bought a cow, butchered it himself
what is youtube trying to tell me
time to sleep
have you ever had ribeye cap
Naw
I can get anything from the butcher's though
oh wait
yes I have
90 day in house dry aged
when the fat caramelises
when it's bubbling and has that browny fried fat tinge
This bit
ribeye cap is legit the best cut of meat I've ever had
Shannon’s right
Ribeye underrated
Filet overrated
Bread knife serrated
Potatoes plated
Love ribeye
Did you just enter my rap battle
Knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his fighter torso already
Jake you stinky
You can suck my pinky
Kinky
Suck on my meat
Take a seat
Won’t be the last man standing but he might be the last man planning
The route we taking for group Ironman, he’s two weeks late probably faking like he had a date


Just chilling playing Elden 🅱️ing
I’m at work I should probably do something
Yeah dog
Like work related

!pf 
I agree and ribeye is the best anyway
!pf 68 108
wazzzzaaaaap lookin ass
!pf 
!vibe A MIINOR
298: On the come up I see you. 
@cyan oxide

Moroccan lamb with vermicelli and some vegetal
mf eating snakes
!vibe 40
332: Vibes.Rising.Cannot.Contain.Muchlonger

!vibecheck
222: You may vibe amongst the regulars; keep it civil.


Tell them you're sick that day
oh definitely
sick
her best friend is moving
and she legit just volunteered me to help move
lmfao
"Oh her husband and her need help moving, you're going to help on Saturday"
????????
it's poe weekend dog
Give em $50 to put towards movers
moving is how you lose friends
If she actually values that friendship
get absolutely fucked
I'll kick you out of the private league
say I won't


Stand your ground, do not help them move
Bro she's gotta realize that if theyre grown adults they need to just hire real movers
Based
if you're like 21 and moving apartments every 6 months and dont have a lot of shit, ask your friends, if you're moving a whole house of shit cause you're grown get a company, it'll be better for everyone
and you won't lose friends
poe supersedes all non-life threatening chores
you are fucking hot
true
i can understand borrowing a truck or something from a friend to help move something maybe a couple things but yea a household of shit seems like a job for movers
I specifically drive a midsize sedan so people don't ask me to help them move
and gas is expensive
No worries just an eruption in yellowstone

Damn. Those dogs saw 9/11
I drive a bike, 0 gas required
apart from the one I am producing
ur work kinda far away from home
welcome to america

my state has as big of a population as greece and over half of it is empty
Greece population is shrinking so michigan should be bigger now
we must be sub 10mil now
u can bike that easy
smartest choice tbh
even a smol bike would be cool,it doesnt rly burn that much gas
huh?
how a bike burns gas
oh by bike i meant motorcycle sry
yeah my bad
yup u actually doing good,u combine morning exercise as well
yup
u actually doing the minimum exercise a human should have each day
thats 30min iirc
getting from the bed?
@torn mural
on what
Can I impale him? 
We can all impale him
wait they just made esports in the olympics
Power really went to your head huh

Mods knock him down a couple pegs
oxi come to switzerland
can i be your passenger princess?
I hate lawyers besides oxi and stealthi
if brain so smart
why do it detect pain in brain
turn pain off dumbass
(i got headache)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpxTtDJU3s @cyan oxide this beat kinda nice tho
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Such old heads
rakim the only one who don't sound old tbh
piss
Idk they look like they couldnt keep up with biden

I think she's trying to make us France.
Omw

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2 miles from my house, cops everywhere 
The bit focusing on prosecuting and being “familiar” was nice.
Good words so far.
I’m a little shocked how much money came rolling in
I was expecting some of it but holy shiet
Yuuhhh 
@sinful terrace @inner wadi yummy
The zero is good too!
I’m hungry
you can make the same joke with trumps VP candidate
cuz the man isnt called jd vance, his name is James Donald Bowman
wait
theres a boomrat plushie

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Two corn dog memes in one day?
They said it couldn’t be done
@lilac heath need some continued thoughts on this one
id do it on the dolphin
Tesla is a woke company, burn it 
Trump gonna identify him as Pence
and moved to woke Austin with rainbow sidewalks

surely not because California is outrageously expensive
They stated it was the lawas
@keen lintel thank you for this gif.
Specifically the trans ones bc musk is on an "i fkin hate my kids" arc rn
man's been hating his kids since they were born fr
probably since the second trimester, lets be real
Gotta go play soccer in the rain 
Jake speedrunning a mute from whispyr 
I should find a footy club. Maybe I’ll be active again
Playing in the rain is great. Better than playing in like 90–100F temps

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ah that makes me remember our 1995 nissan
He would never
We’re in too many shared discords he wouldn’t be able to avoid me

I’m so good at other peoples relationships
anyone playing Marvel Rivals
how do you even get access for that
opted in through Steam on the 25th itll be a twitch drop tho
oh sick































